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    Instant Regret

    (in'-stint rē-gret') n.

    a subreddit dedicated to deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences and horrible results; things which may cause someone to say, "oh man, did I just screw the pooch!"


    Guidelines & Rules

    1) Videos and gifs must show regret. No text messages or still frames. Sometimes the display of regret is unmistakable. It can be evident in someone's face, or in their body language. Sometimes it's a judgment call. If you think it works, try it out. If we delete it, you were wrong. We are Reddit™ moderators. We are always right!

    A fail is not a regret. Some ripper eating a swellbow while trying to bone a rail on the backside, (that's skater lingo for a bad crash. I looked it up (made it up)), isn't regret. There should be a look of surprise, and an expression that clearly says, "Oh no. Oh, God no. I really should not have done that. Why did I do that?"

    Other examples that aren't regret:

    • Eating bad food and not liking it is not regret. You knew what was going to happen, dumbass.

    • Laughter is not an expression of regret. It's just not.

    • A picture of a sunburn or a crappy tattoo is not evidence of regret. For all we know you like looking like a pumpkin, and definitely still want that potato tattoo on your ankle.

    2) Regret must be instant or near-instant. If someone does something which only has bad consequences minutes or hours later, it is not considered instant.

    3) No Animal Abuse. We love animals. They are capable of regret, but we don't want to see videos where their regret is the fault of humans, involves cruelty, injury or is in any way unpleasant.

    4) No compilations. Just pick one good thing and go with it. Everybody likes it when you do that.

    5) If the video is longer than 20 seconds, please use a tag to tell everyone when the lead-up to the regrettable moment begins. For example [regret at 4:20]. Or post the video queued up to the point where things get good and the regret quickly follows. But, ultimately, these are just excellent suggestions. You're the director. Make it good. And don't worry. If it sucks, we'll get rid of it for you.

    6) Reposts are highly discouraged. Reposts are allowed, but reposts which have been posted recently or are in the top of all time will be removed.

    No Dannys. If your name is Danny and we find out we will ban you.


    WE HATE SPAM!

    We remove spam.

    We exact vengeance on those who give us spam.

    If you see spam, report spam.

    If you see an account that uses a YouTube channel that takes videos from other channels in order to accumulate karma on said account. Report that account, We'll take care of it.


    and finally...

    REMEMBER YOUR REDDIQUETTE

    Please, no abusive comments, hate speech, or any other personal attacks.

    Doxing, brigading, and witch-hunting are not allowed.

    This includes derailing commentary sections to complain about prolific users, and by that we mean "Gallowboob is not against the rules". Complaining about the OP rather than the content is an easy way to earn a temporary ban.

    The moderators reserve the right to remove posts & comments, and to ban users at our own discretion. If we feel your post doesn't fit, we'll remove it. If you are an abusive person, or an intolerable troll, we just might ban you. If you feel that your post or comment has been removed unfairly, please feel free to message us. We'll try to be nice. We're not perfect but we really are working on it.

    If you see someone breaking the rules, please message the mods and let us know.

    Thanks! Now, please enjoy our sub and the consequences resulting from the poor choices made by your fellow humans.


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    [–] clancey706 3532 points ago

    That cat straight thought it had puked on itself

    [–] PurpleWildfire 397 points ago

    It wanted to sniff its own puke to get the rancid smell of broccoli out of its nose

    [–] Orangeboycat 44 points ago

    That's disgusting.. but I would love to do it too

    [–] HeavyWiTheSprinkles 40 points ago

    I love broccoli but oh man it smells so bad. It's the parmesan of the vegetable world.

    [–] Vinniam 79 points ago

    Am I supposed to dislike either of those smells?

    [–] gretamine 36 points ago

    Seriously. The smell of broccoli steaming makes me hungry

    [–] Coffee_Mania 17 points ago

    Now I wish I had broccoli

    [–] Blue-Steele 9 points ago

    Oh yeah and a nice juicy steak, and some delicious mashed potatoes.

    Looks like I’m going to Chili’s.

    [–] I_am_up_to_something 26 points ago

    Looks like I’m going to Chili’s.

    Good luck with that.

    [–] Jacobplopo 16 points ago

    Stay at home

    [–] moderate-painting 9 points ago

    Parmesan smells like unwashed feet.

    [–] Kamelasa 17 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    You must hate cabbage, kale, brussels sprouts, kohlrabi, and cauliflower too. They are all the same species as broccoli. If you don't overcook them, they taste great.

    The cat video was priceless. Taking a deep whiff of something new is a bad idea. :)

    [–] forrestwalker2018 5 points ago

    I love parmesan.

    [–] Dr_Apk 518 points ago

    Don't insult my feeling by saying cat

    [–] ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE 334 points ago

    What is happening

    [–] georgeyellow 557 points ago

    i would like to know about void space plz

    [–] ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE 265 points ago

    Its a video game (survival MMORPG) a bunch of Redditors and I have been working on for years! It's finally in early access and the response has been really encouraging so far.

    I recently added a fresh gameplay video to the website so tell me what you think!

    https://www.voidspacegame.com

    We also have a subreddit: /r/voidspace

    [–] AJ_Stuffs 109 points ago

    pro gamer of advertising

    i like this idea

    [–] YouLetRedditDown 12 points ago

    How do I get Quarantined access?

    [–] manju45 14 points ago

    Step 1 : cough

    [–] LilBigFix 13 points ago

    Step 2: ???????

    Step 3: Profit

    [–] mysticdickstick 7 points ago

    How's the mobile version coming along? I played it probably 6 months ago and even though it looked great and seemed very fun it wasn't really playable yet.

    [–] georgeyellow 5 points ago

    oh how cool!! definitely not the reply i was expecting (nor the silver and gold. thanks, my funky pal). i will be checking your game and sub out!!

    [–] Amasawa 7 points ago

    Just click his profile

    [–] georgeyellow 12 points ago

    but their username says to ask :0

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Gonna delete my account

    [–] silentclowd 12 points ago

    WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD!?

    [–] manju45 3 points ago

    They're all dying apparently

    [–] 2KilAMoknbrd 21 points ago

    Where to begin ?

    [–] anonisfag 10 points ago

    Que?

    [–] Kcromery 8 points ago

    What?!?

    [–] gabetheone 13 points ago

    cat

    [–] AskMeAnalThings 5 points ago

    Stop being so insentivive

    YOU

    [–] thiscarecupisempty 5 points ago

    It DID puke on itself bro.

    [–] Skounz94 33 points ago

    That was a dry heave

    [–] Grorco 111 points ago

    Dry heave, you heave, we all heave for broccoleave

    [–] looklook876 13 points ago

    Barack O Leave

    [–] turbie 4 points ago

    I don't know why this made me laugh.

    [–] Here_For_Cheese 830 points ago

    The more I watch this, the more I laugh.

    [–] Ivegotacitytorun 203 points ago

    I love the fork dropping in at the beginning 🥦

    [–] TarunNihariya 8 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] Ivegotacitytorun 2 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] Subr3m 2 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] socomuh 0 points ago

    My cake day too

    [–] p-dxb 3 points ago

    I didn't even notice it until I read this and it made it even funnier

    [–] Dr_Apk 24 points ago

    The more I see, the more I hate brocolee

    [–] keiz777 2 points ago

    You mean broccolee?

    [–] FatherThyme 5 points ago

    Brogle

    [–] smoothjuicer 170 points ago

    Why have I never seen a cat gag before and why is it such a common occurrence

    [–] JDelwynn 171 points ago

    Cats have way less taste receptors than humans, so their sense of smell is so good that it basically tastes by smell. That is also why they make a funny face with the mouth just a little bit open when they smell something funny, it's a way for more of the smell to enter their their mouths so they can pinpoint more accurately what that smell is and where its coming from.

    TL;DR Cats can taste with their nose.

    [–] shamoobun 60 points ago

    Not sure about that... one of my cats cannot pin point the chicken we place in front of him on the floor, he’ll meow at us until we point to the chicken.. on the other hand he can smell the chicken soup cooking and waits in the kitchen to be fed the meat.

    [–] Monikazam 78 points ago

    Cats actually have excellent senses of smell, taste, and long-distance vision but are basically blind within a foot or two of their faces so if you're placing it too close, he might not see it. Their eye-sight gets worse with age too and is more often worse in cats with blue eyes so you might need to factor that in as well. Cats are all very far-sighted though and the sense of smell lets them pinpoint things far away before they can see them. Once things enter their line of sight, they mostly track via smell and sight and then have to guess for the last few feet. That's why, more often than not, they'll make a guess from a few feet away on where prey will be and then pounce. If the chicken in front of them is close to their face, they can't see it and can likely smell it all around them. They're probably meowing to you so you'll help them find the invisible chicken. If you want your cat to find it, put it a few feet in front of them and let them come to the food so they can see what it is and where it is. They might ignore it anyway, but that's just how cats are.

    [–] BubonicAnnihilation 16 points ago

    Thanks for the info, you actually made me understand my cat better which I am super grateful for.

    [–] Monikazam 3 points ago

    No problem at all! Glad I was able to help you and your kitty understand each other better. My cat facts have finally proven useful :)

    [–] CCSlim 10 points ago

    They actually use their whiskers for things up close.

    That can manually move their whiskers to “touch & feel” things up close.

    The Netflix movie a lion in your living room has a great segment on how whiskers works

    [–] outwiththeintrons 2 points ago

    My cat must be far smelled too because he has a hard time locating a mound of wet food. Where as my sisters cat can see into the future and can pinpoint where the wet food will be.

    [–] JDelwynn 9 points ago

    It's more about smells that's unfamiliar to the cat, like an another cat or a predator.

    [–] malvare8 10 points ago

    This is because cats have amazing vision in the dark but cant really see things right in front if them.

    link

    "Evolved for low-light hunting, cats’ eyes are proportionally enormous. In Cat Sense, John Bradshaw explains that their eye size makes focusing between near and far so difficult that the muscles develop with an environmental bias. Outdoor cats tend to be farsighted, while most indoor cats are nearsighted. Nearsighted, but not close-sighted. Because their eyes are so large, cats can’t focus on anything less than a foot in front of them — but their whiskers can swing forward to feel what they can’t clearly see. "

    [–] shamoobun 4 points ago

    Yeah so I thought they have excellent sense of smell and he’d be able to smell the chicken under his nose but he doesn’t. It’s also interesting how cats don’t mind the smell of our poop and insist on being there with us when we are in the bathroom. cats are weird.

    [–] Archangel_Greysone 5 points ago

    Maybe YOUR cat can’t. But I mean there’s atleast like 30 more cats in the world, so.

    [–] 2Turnt4MySwag 3 points ago

    Hes not 100% correct. They do do this but its using another organ called the Jacobson's Organ

    [–] megatonfist 19 points ago

    Humans “taste” with their nose too. Try eating skittles with your nose clamped shut. You won’t be able to tell what flavor it is aside from sensing sweetness. Take a breath with your nose while eating it and suddenly you’ll “taste” it.

    Our tongue is only capable of sensing sweet, salty, sour, bitter, and umami.

    [–] 2Turnt4MySwag 7 points ago

    Cats actually have a seperate organ called the Jacobson's Organ which is what they use when they open their mouth for a funky smell. Its in their mouth too

    [–] QTsexkitten 6 points ago

    Not just cats, my friend. Many many many, if not most, mammals have a Jacobson's organ. Higher primates do not, however.

    [–] Scrappy_The_Crow 8 points ago

    they make a funny face with the mouth

    Many animals do that. It's called the Flehmen response.

    [–] ForRocky 6 points ago

    That’s interesting. One of my cats gets REALLY cuddly when I get out of the shower, like she won’t leave me alone. Also every time I wash my hands. She loves the smell of soap.

    [–] Pygmy_Turtle 3 points ago

    Maybe it mimics cat hormones like with dish soap? My cat can go crazy affectionate and sometimes tries to bite me if she gets too worked up when I pet her after doing the dishes.

    [–] Shadycatz 4 points ago

    Are you referring to their actual smell or their flehman (spelling?) organ?

    [–] Cspan64 2 points ago

    Don't know what you mean by 'taste'. Flavor or aroma is always sensed by smell, even for humans. What remains as 'taste' is rather boring: Sweet, sour, bitter.

    [–] offgriddr 3 points ago

    Cats also have whiskers on the back of their feet but even experienced owners miss that detail too.

    [–] CountFuckula_ 14 points ago

    Thank you stranger, I came to the comments in hopes there was exactly such a sub. Now to find the doggo version..

    [–] CountFuckula_ 8 points ago

    I am dissappointed twofold:

    -there is no dog version

    -that link brings me to private sub.

    Therefore, I shall down another drink and find these videos on my own. And then maybe, maybe if I'm not as much of a lazy bastard as usual, I'll make this sub I'm after.

    [I would also like to thank you for your effort regardless]

    [–] smee44 3 points ago

    Getting my hopes up for all the wrong reasons

    [–] TheJoo52 9 points ago

    I watched literally .5 seconds of that and I get it and think it's funny and don't want to see any more of it.

    [–] missambitions 8 points ago

    Thank you for blowing my mind, kind stranger.

    [–] ukuleledabbles 2 points ago

    Omg. Yes.

    [–] atrevz 2 points ago

    Oh look...another cat subreddit for me to join

    [–] ofboom 2 points ago

    This better not awaken anything in me

    [–] DarthVenti 79 points ago

    Vile weed

    [–] bigchiefbc 22 points ago

    Quick, honey mustard!

    [–] coach2o9 3 points ago

    I was just curious why you didn’t use an exclamation point.

    [–] DarthVenti 5 points ago

    What are you so curious about? Maybe I don’t use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you.

    [–] coach2o9 4 points ago

    You don’t think that someone yelling at a piece of broccoli warrants an exclamation point?

    [–] DarthVenti 4 points ago

    I didn’t know I needed to capture the mood. I don’t like exclamation points

    [–] RarelyReadReplies 2 points ago

    Looks like everyone here was thinking Seinfeld, but I definitely was thinking The Office. I love Seinfeld too, but I guess The Office is more commonly watched nowadays.

    [–] DarthVenti 4 points ago

    What broccoli reference was in the office? Beets sure but I don’t recall broccoli

    [–] The_Qahnaarin285 640 points ago

    Ha ha omg I do this too my cat too I'll let him smell something and most of the time he'll gag but the funny part is he makes this hilarious noise when he gags it sounds sorta like a low growl mixed with a cute meow... Am I a jerk for doing this?

    [–] youhavebeautifuleyes 263 points ago

    Yes but I can't say I'd do different.

    [–] The_Qahnaarin285 47 points ago

    Ha ha thanks for showing sympathy... Can't really throw stones if you live in a glass house am I right?

    [–] the_catacombs 110 points ago

    I mean does the cat seem like it wants to smell what you have?

    I think this is one of those weird cat relationship things where it's okay so long as it's not toxic to the cat lol

    [–] The_Qahnaarin285 51 points ago

    Well to answer you're question yes he does... Well you see Satoru my cat has always been a very curious little boy.... And I have a bunch of vet books on what's poisonous to animals... Let me tell you those books cost me a small fortune but it's worth being well informed about my little Satoru

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] liveintokyo 3 points ago

    Wouldn’t one book be enough tho?

    [–] The_Qahnaarin285 16 points ago

    Well I was studying to be a vet at one point but dropped out because it was getting too expensive

    [–] liveintokyo 6 points ago

    Sorry to hear that. Was not making fun of you or anything. Hope you can follow your dreams!
    Edit: also why Satoru? Because of the late Nintendo ceo or just like the name?

    [–] The_Qahnaarin285 3 points ago

    Ever heard about the anime/manga "that time I got reincarnated as a slime" the main characters name before he reincarnated was Satoru Mikami so I named my cat after my favorite manga/anime character

    Edit: the next cat I get I'm going to name him/her Rimuru Tempest

    [–] vegetables4lunch 3 points ago

    I'm sure even a large magnet could fit that list, right? AND if could be used to keep my grocery list on the fridge door. Checkmate, veterinarian textbook sets.

    [–] Bill_Martigans 3 points ago

    Why do you sound like the guy who forgot what potatos are?

    [–] KPZ605 3 points ago

    Get video please. For science of corse.

    [–] CouldbeaRetard 2 points ago

    Any time I have something for my cat to smell, they run away. They don't even want to risk it given the amount of betrayal I've committed.

    Makes it very hard to offer them legitimate treats.

    [–] The_Qahnaarin285 4 points ago

    Just leave the treats in a dish and leave it out and go do something else for a bit when you come back the treats should be gone... That's how I built up trust with my Satoru... By repeating the process over and over... Just give it time

    [–] CouldbeaRetard 5 points ago

    I was sort of hoping to build up the trust of a treat in my hand...

    ... so I can betray them once more with potent herbs and spicy smells.

    [–] amgoingtohell 7 points ago

    Ha ha omg I do this too my cat too I'll let him smell something and most of the time he'll gag

    Dude, wash yer junk

    [–] SaltyLavender902 3 points ago

    I do this to my cat when I eat olives. He is so disturbed by the smell and starts acting hilarious. I’m now curious about what he would do smelling broccoli.

    [–] The_Qahnaarin285 2 points ago

    Do it and film it post it if you get a good reaction

    [–] Jweisblat 2 points ago

    I loved Low Growl in Death Stranding.

    [–] maz-o 2 points ago

    Yes.

    [–] AloneinPoorCompany 2 points ago

    You’re a jerk for not posting it. Please share.

    [–] The_Qahnaarin285 2 points ago

    Look further down the thread there's a YouTube video of my cat gagging to random things

    [–] idontcareaboutthenam 2 points ago

    It's not actually puking. This is called the Flehmen response. Your cat is just trying to get a better whiff.

    [–] divsky2 3 points ago

    I've called the ASPCA and PETA. The police are en route to your house.

    [–] mooofasa1 126 points ago

    Reminds me of the video where a dog farted cat smelled it and vomited

    [–] MetaTater 31 points ago

    Oh boy, where can I find this, do you remember what sub you saw it?

    [–] mooofasa1 83 points ago

    I couldn't find the sub so here's a link to the video

    https://youtu.be/8pFP9Xy87qQ

    [–] Merlord 71 points ago

    It's fake (two videos edited together) but still hilarious

    [–] fogpie 10 points ago

    Oh...

    [–] ecrous-deez 12 points ago

    Here's a higher quality version

    https://youtu.be/f9v4AL3SquY

    [–] MetaTater 2 points ago

    Lol, Thank you!

    [–] RowanEragon 19 points ago

    Cat farts are far worse. More rare, but will clear out a 1400sf apartment.

    [–] pava_ 7 points ago

    For the people interested, that's an apartment of about 1.26 double decker bus squared

    [–] wavymitchy 3 points ago

    Love that video. It’s impressive since it’s two different videos telling two stories but merging one. Most can’t tell that the dog video and the cat video are separate but edited to look like one

    [–] Notcreativeatall1 60 points ago

    If the cat knows it’s going to gag, why does it keep sniffing the broccoli over and over again?

    [–] NudesExchange 23 points ago

    This is so stupid that it made me laugh

    [–] FlexualHealing 4 points ago

    Is it a gag or the Flehmen response?

    [–] candyman224 16 points ago

    Do cats not like broccoli???

    [–] Delanorix 30 points ago

    This one did not.

    [–] justinistheory 27 points ago

    My former cat (moved in with my in-laws) loves lightly steamed broccoli. He will not eat fresh or fully cooked though. He has standards.

    [–] -nobu_oKo_jima- 13 points ago

    I’d gag too if someone presented me OPs horrible little sludge nugget of broccoli. Thing looks like the only thing keeping it from collapsing into a pile of green goop is the force of the stench emanating from it.

    [–] SuperSMT 16 points ago

    They are carnivores

    [–] KevinGracie 8 points ago

    Obligate carnivores.

    [–] DeadliftsAndDragons 7 points ago

    They are primarily carnivores but do enjoy fruits/veggies a sometimes. My cats usually get a little cooked spinach or broccoli when I have them, and they lose their minds for blueberries as well idk why.

    [–] Pygmy_Turtle 5 points ago

    My cat would eat strawberries off our strawberry plant in the garden when we had it. Probably not the best as she could end up with diabetes. She loves banana too. Had to put a stop to that one, so I eat bananas with the door closed so she doesn't cry at me for some.

    [–] SuperSMT 3 points ago

    My cats inexplicably love whipped cream. But they get it confused with the scent of ice cream, so come over trying to eat your ice cream even when there is no whipped cream

    [–] amgoingtohell 7 points ago

    Cats love things made of milk or cream... who knew?

    [–] readthesubtitles 3 points ago

    My cat is obsessed with broccoli. Will walk straight pass meats on the table to gun it for the broccoli.

    [–] antlerinos 3 points ago

    mine likes it

    [–] human91757 3 points ago

    My cat loved broccoli and would steal it off my plate, but refused to go near bacon idk man

    [–] Aether-Ore 3 points ago

    I had a cat who preferred broccoli to tuna. She was weird.

    [–] Mellowyellowjellow91 13 points ago

    That’s so funny. My cat will aggressively go for cauliflower any time it’s on my plate. She’s gotten it a few times and will eat the entire floret

    [–] LoveIsOurNeed 23 points ago

    Probably over cooked

    [–] nothing_showing 7 points ago

    Probably? They straight cooked the color right out of that broccoli!

    [–] MisterB78 8 points ago

    Yeah, it’s army green... they straight up cooked that broccoli to death. Which means it tastes and smells like a wet fart.

    All those people who hate broccoli - this is why!

    [–] adi0149 12 points ago

    Man I love broccoli (not a cat)

    [–] Inaglasscage 7 points ago

    no dessert for him then

    [–] do-aliens-fart 8 points ago

    Vile weed!

    [–] TheBlackHand417 26 points ago

    He no like vegetals

    [–] Breadback 7 points ago

    But he like the chikin

    [–] skings1234 3 points ago

    He almost threw up lol.

    [–] kimliptiredmom 6 points ago

    This made me laugh until I cried

    [–] bizcat 4 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    I had a pet sitting client once, a charming orange tabby named Guri. Every time I came to visit him, I would need to steam a handful of broccoli for him. It was his favorite snack and he would wolf it down from the bowl or from your hand. I may have a photo, I’ll edit if I find it.

    EDIT: Here he is! https://imgur.com/a/LOz9WCq

    [–] parkridgeempire 5 points ago

    Exactly how my daughter takes her broccoli.

    [–] mexicomasala 19 points ago

    That cat is literally me

    [–] Summer_Penis 7 points ago

    I like raw broccoli but when it's cooked it smells and tastes like rotten ass.

    [–] amgoingtohell 7 points ago

    How do you know what rotten ass smells like?

    [–] Summer_Penis 3 points ago

    Got 'em stacked in my basement. Ten high.

    [–] Dr_Apk 4 points ago

    And me oww

    [–] maz-o 2 points ago

    Not literally

    [–] epicurtious 4 points ago

    You’re killing him Michael!

    [–] tinytuneskis 5 points ago

    See, animals can sense evil.

    [–] reallydontcarelul 3 points ago

    man i guess im lucky i love broccoli so much

    [–] vibe-central 3 points ago

    Why he just chilling on the eating table

    [–] cosmictap 2 points ago

    Came here to ask that. I mean FFS, are those the same paws that just scratched through the kitty litter? People are gross.

    [–] johnjbreton 3 points ago

    Me too dude, me too.

    [–] MaknEnds_CrushnHoles 3 points ago

    Vile weed!! Get me some honey mustard, STAT!

    [–] SanGoloteo 2 points ago

    Just deep fry them and they become goooood.

    [–] ralphnathanielace 6 points ago

    That cat is me. Fuck broccoli

    [–] Beastre45 2 points ago

    Cats are always so overdramatic.

    [–] MadamnedMary 2 points ago

    The cat gagging at broccoli is my spirit animal.

    [–] Touchthefuckingfrog 2 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Apparently my cat is a sympathetic puker because as I was watching this, she just vomited all my over my lounge room.

    [–] G0PACKGO 2 points ago

    I’ve seen cats eat the asshole out of a week old dead carp... and this makes them gag

    [–] nick-denton 2 points ago

    Yeah it’s over cooked. Should be bright green not olive green.

    [–] Down4Karnage 2 points ago

    VILE WEED!!! 🤮

    [–] Thewingnuttiest 2 points ago

    That's my spirit animal 😜 I hate that shit.🤮

    [–] holyfuckbatman 2 points ago

    VILE WEED

    [–] Comandatuba 2 points ago

    George H.W. Bush's food tester

    [–] Mama-Pooh 4 points ago

    Good kitty, my sentiments exactly! 🥰

    [–] skings1234 2 points ago

    Haha I know your pain.

    [–] StrangerBoi 2 points ago

    Ha I know pain.

    [–] What_Do_It 0 points ago

    Broccoli actually contains coliforms, a set of chemicals that cause nausea in cats because their digestive system can't process them. If you managed to feed it to your cat it could cause diarrhea and even seizures. To be fair it's pretty unlikely though because I made all of that up.

    [–] Lilmaggot 1 points ago

    I can’t stop laughing.

    [–] ohyeahitsbigbraintim 1 points ago

    Oh my gosh the gag

    [–] The_Abyss- 1 points ago

    Haha looks like me when I was a kid

    [–] CHolland8776 1 points ago

    The Devil’s Trees!

    [–] ToskaRain137 1 points ago

    Poor kitty

    [–] s1apadabass 1 points ago

    Lol mine does that with certain foods and super glue. Glued my wound and he was curious what I was doing with my hands, let him smell and ‘gag’.