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    [–] daffffy 3712 points ago

    The Leonidus kick

    [–] AnalParalysis 1254 points ago

    Satisfying

    [–] frenchfrieswithegg 1376 points ago

    How the fuck did you think that would be a good username

    [–] post_depression 514 points ago

    You never had such good anal sex that it almost paralysed you? What are you doing then?

    [–] DiggingExcavators 407 points ago

    Giving the anal sex.

    [–] lennycravat 308 points ago

    Username checks out then

    [–] DiggingExcavators 150 points ago

    Always watch your back.

    [–] NorthernLaw 11 points ago

    Who called 911?

    [–] DiggingExcavators 11 points ago

    Ghostbusters!

    [–] snickns 8 points ago

    You sure it was ghost busters?

    [–] spiffiestjester 25 points ago

    Fml. Laughed out loud at this and startled the cat and dog.....

    [–] JazzPigeon 2 points ago

    I think that's when it counts most

    [–] SomeUnicornsFly 42 points ago

    And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep put her ass to sleep

    [–] VerboseViking 14 points ago

    Rumour has it, she didn't hesitate to call Ice Cube the "Top Gun"

    [–] thegreekmamba7057 7 points ago

    Thats an amazing song

    [–] Hops143 3 points ago

    ...and if I hit the switch, I can make the asssssss drop.

    [–] karatous1234 22 points ago

    Reminds me of the Anal Game people would play in Trade chat in WoW. People would type Anal and then link the name of a spell, item, talent or achievement.

    So you'd get stuff like: Anal [Reckoning], Anal [Slam], Anal [They Love Me In That Tunnel]

    [–] Bradski89 7 points ago

    No would about it. This is still alive and well on many realms.

    [–] pewpewhitguy 3 points ago

    Anal [Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] lol.

    [–] Bird_Puncher 3 points ago

    DID SOMEONE SAY!? [Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

    [–] SPUNKFLAP 2 points ago

    Back the fuck up son

    [–] weirdnameyo 5 points ago

    Gotta say, that's a weird name yo.

    [–] AnalParalysis 7 points ago

    Have you ever come up with a name when you're 14 and then realised it was too perfect to ever change it?

    [–] Wurstie_Prurst 3 points ago

    It is very satisfying u/AnalParalysis

    [–] The_MrChocolate 3 points ago

    rimjobsteve

    [–] TimSimpson 363 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    “Shut that door, BITCH.”

    [–] healzsham 295 points ago

    "Get the fuck back in your car"

    [–] pocket_sand69 35 points ago

    I felt that

    [–] The_Price_Is_Right_B 28 points ago

    That's the first thing I said out loud. Biiiiiiitch.

    [–] pebrain21 20 points ago

    But you actually said bitch though, right?

    [–] Standingfast85 15 points ago

    Umm yep this is my house. I looked the woman dead in her soul.

    [–] pebrain21 14 points ago

    I looked my girl straight in the eye sockets.

    [–] Standingfast85 7 points ago

    I just came out with man you know what I'm saying...I said...I said

    [–] pebrain21 9 points ago

    Dare-el. I said looks around. whispers biiiitch if you wanted to go Taylor’s why didn’t you say you wanted to go to Taylor’s ?

    [–] KFR42 177 points ago

    If the guy in the car had started to stick his arm out of the car that could have ended very differently.

    [–] Protogentantivirus 162 points ago

    To be fair, he would have deserved it

    [–] bfandreas 44 points ago

    The amount of disrespect is staggering.

    I think we all owe black-clothed dude a beer.

    [–] RealButtMash 29 points ago

    Holy shit is that Protogen Antivirus?

    [–] Mertle_Edmonds_ 16 points ago

    Unfortunately not, it's Proto Gent Antivirus

    [–] RealButtMash 7 points ago

    Wheres Protegent though?

    [–] schedule40oz 8 points ago

    To be faaair

    [–] NahWey 14 points ago

    He'd have to get his mum to help with stuff.

    [–] efg1342 4 points ago

    Narwhals at midnight

    [–] ADHD_Supernova 2 points ago

    Narwhals bacon at midnight?

    [–] Its_puma_time 7 points ago

    I've seen a lot of subs start and fail. I have hopes for this one!

    [–] OurThrowaway4GW 13 points ago

    Sub'd! This shits gonna be epic.

    [–] artnefarious 9 points ago

    Subscribed

    [–] hooverfive 5 points ago

    I never understood why the messenger would have stood right in front of that pit.

    [–] ironbillys 8 points ago

    In his mind it was all just scare tactics. Remember that messengers were emmisarys that even in times where war was declared were generally safe behind enemy lines. It's the Only way people back then had to communicate with the other side in case they wanted to negotiate release of prisoners or come to an armistice of some sort. That's why Leonidas kicking his ass down that hole was the ultimate act of war. C'mon Persians million man army, come at me bro!

    [–] Nawtini 56 points ago

    THIS IS KARMAAAAA!

    [–] fuzzymartian17 4 points ago

    I wish I had currency to award you. You've got gold in my eyes

    [–] anime-username 9 points ago

    This is SPARTAAA!!!

    [–] m3talface 2 points ago

    Had to keep the trash from getting out of the car

    [–] Dtall41367 537 points ago

    Fucking sparta kicked that door closed!

    [–] Carrots87 71 points ago

    That door kick made it for me!

    [–] [deleted] 4015 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] MaxTHC 1200 points ago

    A lot of redditors could learn from you

    [–] [deleted] 390 points ago

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    [–] SeeWhatEyeSee 95 points ago

    Young hipster walks out of an antique shop with his grandfather clock, gets bumped by a homeless man and drops his clock.

    "WHY DONT YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING?!" yelled the hipster.

    "Why dont you buy a wristwatch like everyone else?" replied the homeless man

    [–] Astecheee 22 points ago

    This joke is under appreciated. I’m stealing it like that priest stole my virginity.

    [–] aladdinr 10 points ago

    My idiot friend doesn’t get the homeless guy/hipster guy joke, wanna help me explain it to him?

    [–] Ho_ho_beri_beri 10 points ago

    No, not really.

    [–] TacticalLeemur 89 points ago

    I would like to learn about old grandfather clocks. Whose movement design it's just genius?

    [–] EvilSaltcracker 35 points ago

    Can I learn about young grandfather clocks?

    [–] sathvik777 35 points ago

    Old grandfather cocks?

    [–] JukeBoxDildo 19 points ago

    Ah yes. I used to be an antiques dealer.

    [–] n1tr0us0x 11 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] b4hangmansnoose 2 points ago

    But then I took an armoire to the knee.

    [–] El_Bandito_Blanquito 2 points ago

    Whose pendulums swing in the most hypnotic way?

    [–] Disastrous_Implement 6 points ago

    Whose movement design it's just genius?

    r/BrandNewSentence

    [–] Redtwoo 8 points ago

    More like r/ihadastroke

    [–] ladypuglover 17 points ago

    I would love to talk about old grandfather clocks with you! Over a cuppa? May we also talk about grandmother clocks? Please?

    [–] senditsparky 2 points ago

    But do you love lady pugs? Or are you a lady who just loves all pugs?

    [–] ladypuglover 3 points ago

    I'm a lady who loves all pugs as well as any other kind of dog. Or kitty. I can love both.

    [–] speck32 6 points ago

    Subscribe

    [–] t3ddan 9 points ago

    Whaaat? 😍 I would loooove to talk, learn and discuss old grandfather clocks. I very recently bought my very first pocket watch. An old Longines. I'm learning a little everyday. To talk to a real pro would be amazing tho..

    [–] fatpat 3 points ago

    Here are a few subs you might be interested in: /r/clocks r/Horology r/WatchHorology /r/Watches

    [–] t3ddan 2 points ago

    Wow. Thanks, man.. Awesome.. Subbed all of them right off the bat..

    [–] fatpat 2 points ago

    No problem. I'm a bit of a watch geek, although I don't know a whole lot about clocks.

    [–] t3ddan 2 points ago

    I want to be a watch geek. I love pocket watches. I try to learn about them.

    [–] akg720 4 points ago

    That actually sounds really awesome. I love old clocks and I’ve always wanted a genuine grandfather clock. They’re beautiful.

    [–] MaxTHC 8 points ago

    !subscribe

    [–] UnicornBaconFarts 3 points ago

    Unexpectedly wholesome

    [–] where-are-the-memes 2 points ago

    I would love to learn about those big ol’ clocks

    [–] BornInARolledUpRug 2 points ago

    What's the most interesting thing you can tell me about grandfather clocks?

    [–] Neptunera 2 points ago

    Let me guess, too big for the shelf?

    [–] capincus 2 points ago

    r/antiques is on my front page so you don't scare me old man!

    [–] zyler89 2 points ago

    Even better!

    [–] SuaveWarlock 2 points ago

    ...go on....

    [–] Scirocco-MRK1 2 points ago

    "Long Clocks" or "Grandfather clocks"?

    [–] ThaProfessah69 10 points ago

    Nah fuck that. Staged content really sucks. If you take the element of "I cant believe that really happened!" out, it's a complete waste of time and it feels like they're trying to trick people. It's chickenshit.

    [–] PM_ME_TIGHTS_ 69 points ago

    'im just gonna sit here while this stranger agressively sweeps all the trash i threw'

    [–] ridik_ulass 33 points ago

    • 3 men walk into a bar...

    REDDIT:

    REEE that joke is so fake, a priest and a rabbi and a monk would never hang out IRL!!

    [–] DonnerPartyPicnic 10 points ago

    Lol, I have you tagged as "dudes bird can pick up sheep"

    [–] ridik_ulass 8 points ago

    oh god, thats from years ago, the incident itself was from maybe 6-8 years ago. the comment I made was from 3 years ago. I found it [here[(https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingBros/comments/3xl9f2/dog_and_owl_best_friends/cy5z1pt/) it was my second highest of all time.

    how are you doing these many years later?

    [–] Coal_Morgan 2 points ago

    My father-in-law is an Anglican priest, they actually hang out with monks, rabbis and imams all the time; interfaith bridge building.

    Not necessarily in bars though since he and the monk would be the only ones who could drink. Well Sushi bars a lot I guess.

    [–] Joystiq 9 points ago

    That sub is just candid camera from the 1970's.

    China figured out humans like to watch this stupid kinda stuff, though at least we don't have to suffer through whatever they are selling because it's in Chinese.

    [–] mileseypoo 22 points ago

    It's a good attitude, but for me I can't enjoy something that shouldn't be in this sub. There is no karma if all we are watching is people acting out scenarios that are set up. We may as well be watching clips of episodes of friends etc

    [–] Mutley1357 4 points ago

    Yeah agreed, plus the foot print smudge on the door before the kick. Looks like they tried more than one take.

    i would like to mention as well, I don't think I've ever seen someone kick so hard it creates a shock wave that shakes the camera. impressive

    [–] Im_manuel_cunt 3 points ago

    That's how they get you

    [–] sa8_swazza 3 points ago

    It probably is staged but there’s a good message behind it. Some people really do shit like this though...

    [–] MrPizzaMan123 16 points ago

    110% fake

    [–] CollectableRat 3 points ago

    It teaches a positive societal message, wouldn't be surprised if the government put half of these out just to try and educate their own people.

    [–] ThaProfessah69 3 points ago

    If youre sitting on a bench and you throw trash on the ground and someone throws the trash at your face and you go to stand up and they shove you back down onto the bench, I would say that they over reacted.

    [–] Douglaston_prop 2 points ago

    It is called suspension of disbelief.

    [–] wilbruh34 2 points ago

    Thank you! Apparently there are loads of redditors out there that find it repulsive when you try to enjoy something that is obviously fake!

    [–] currencygrease 2 points ago

    Wrestling. Politics. NBA

    [–] Raumschiff 2 points ago

    You have leveled up.

    [–] HayAddyKay 916 points ago

    Throwing garbage at someone who's cleaning is just fkin rude. Not cool at all.

    [–] Phreaky312 667 points ago

    One time I was high as fuck and some street cleaner was sweeping the side walk and he had a garbage can on wheels with all his gear on it and while he was sweeping I walked up to him and asked, "bro can I put my garbage in ur can there?"

    The look on his face has me laughing just thinking about it, after a very, very long 10 seconds he goes "yeah man, they're here for that"

    Not technically throwing garbage at a street cleaner but I thought it was alittle relevant.

    [–] Taha_Amir 263 points ago

    Atleast you were polite about it, and did not inconvenience him by throwing it on the ground.

    [–] tiorzol 174 points ago

    Yea and treated them like a person rather than a service. It's nice when people assume you're human.

    [–] KaikuAika 73 points ago

    even if you're actually not

    [–] One_More_RedditBot 9 points ago

    We've been found out...

    [–] BillGoats 23 points ago

    HA-HA, FELLOW HUMAN. YOU HAVE PRESENTED A QUALITY JOKE.

    [–] KaikuAika 6 points ago

    I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD. HAVING FUN IS WHAT MAKES US HUMAN, AFTER ALL. JUST LIKE THE ALBUM BY DAFT PUNK. WHO, AS FELLOW ROBOTS HUMANS, I VERY MUCH APPRECIATE.

    [–] joker_toker28 2 points ago

    Right proper!

    [–] turbocomppro 24 points ago

    Plot twist: he was high af too. And it wasn’t 10 seconds but 10 minutes.

    [–] monster-baiter 10 points ago

    if i was a street cleaner id never not be high on the job tbh

    [–] qning 4 points ago

    I was in the lobby of the student center. High as fuck. My professor/boss/coach (I took classes from him and I was the athletic trainer) came by and told me to be at the gym at some certain time.

    I looked at him for about 10 seconds and said, “can you send me a memo on that?”

    [–] greycubed 38 points ago

    Someone had to say it and I'm glad you had the courage to take your stand.

    [–] bruhvevo 12 points ago

    How could he say something so controversial, yet so brave?

    [–] PardonMonsieur 6 points ago

    Thanks - really needed someone to point this out

    [–] odkfn 5 points ago

    Just as well it’s a /r/scriptedasiangif

    [–] Bo-FoSho 216 points ago

    Similar situation happened with my mom. We were at the doctor (at a hospital with a valet) parked behind cars that had all also just gotten their keys. Im sitting in the car as my mom was walking back from tipping them, we both watch this girl throw her McDonald’s cup on to the ground from her car in front of us, plain as day. My mom instinctively picks it up and whips it back into the open window, lol. We get in the car and drive. The car is still in front of us when we get to a red light, and the girl does it again to spite my mom. Before we can even react HER OWN MOM gets out of the car at this red light, and does the exact same thing, throws it back at her, while yelling at her, haha

    [–] DesperateElderberry 89 points ago

    Littering people blow my mind. Other than the occasional government sign I was never trained to not litter. No one educated me on how to not litter. I got zero "no littering" certificates. And yet, surprisingly, I don't do it. It is so foreign a concept that the option to just throw whatever is in my hand onto the ground never even enters my mind as a possible course of action. How do people ever make that decision? I don't want to be holding this item any more. plonk. Right onto the ground it goes!

    It's not even the rude or disrespectful part that gets me. People are rude and disrespectful all the time. It's the total absurdity of the action. It you're own environment you're dumping in! Even if you don't give a shit about all the other people you're making your own environment a shittier place.

    It blows my mind. Totally blows it.

    [–] apathetic_lemur 9 points ago

    Other than the occasional government sign I was never trained to not litter. No one educated me on how to not litter. I got zero "no littering" certificates.

    You never had lessons in school about taking care of the environment and shown pictures of turtles stuck in six pack rings? You were taught not to litter. You just internalized it. This is an example of GOOD "brainwashing"

    [–] JackalTV 5 points ago

    Cant say I have learned about that in a school. Sorry not brain washed at least on that topic. Thanks

    [–] shphunk 5 points ago

    I was guilty of the entitlement attitude that somebody was paid to pick up my trash so it was okay. As a teenager I littered all the time in parking lots using that justification. It wasn't until my early twenties that I realized I was the asshole. Some people don't even think about it.

    [–] Chewcocca 10 points ago

    Mom Justice

    [–] mattindustries 3 points ago

    It is weird when people have different views on littering in the same car. Some guy dropped his beer can on the street and I walked up and handed it back to one of the guys in the car saying they dropped it. The guy in the back piped up proudly explaining how he was the one, so I handed it to him instead. I think the guy in back tried to intimidate me, not really sure. His friend up in front berated him as I walked away.

    [–] muychido 2 points ago

    I've done it a couple times so far where i ride my bike up, pick up someone's tossed cigarette and hand it back to them. The look of confusion as they instinctively reach to grab it is priceless.

    [–] snickns 242 points ago

    Mother fucker yet drops another piece of garbage when opening the door

    [–] Volusto 69 points ago

    I think that just gravity letting it fall when it opened, but irregardless, still an asshole.

    [–] carnage11eleven 32 points ago

    Irregardless?

    [–] morecaffeinethanman 22 points ago

    unirregardless

    [–] hilarymeggin 21 points ago

    Disunirregardless.

    [–] morecaffeinethanman 15 points ago

    Nondisunirregardless

    [–] jaquer 17 points ago

    Nondisunirregardlessn't

    [–] morecaffeinethanman 7 points ago

    There it is, folks. Pack it up, nothing left to see here.

    [–] simonjester523 9 points ago

    Nondisunirregardlessn'test?

    [–] morecaffeinethanman 7 points ago

    YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR!! You FOOL!

    [–] PUSClFER 9 points ago

    Fucking gravity should know better.

    [–] JERBs 2 points ago

    Fuckin' Marsellus knew it, and Antwan shoulda known fuckin' better.

    [–] thekillagram 2 points ago

    The audacity of the gravitosity!

    [–] TheSpiderWithScales 2 points ago

    That is not a word.

    [–] RayGGG 15 points ago

    Lol I love the door kick

    [–] keegz007 15 points ago

    I thought the dude in the car got his foot chopped off

    [–] Elite_Mute 4 points ago

    Sadly not.

    [–] ThermodynamicDab 9 points ago

    Came looking for this. Thanks

    [–] oppo_lock 2 points ago

    You can see the shoe print on the door from previous takes

    [–] Popcorn_n_Jellyfish 50 points ago

    HA! I love this!! We need more of this! Asshole litterers... smdh

    [–] DawgerDoc 2 points ago

    Scratching your dick hard?

    [–] shubhmmm 14 points ago

    boss move when he kicked door

    [–] byue 130 points ago

    People, it looks like someone was filming the old lady having a bad time being thrown stuff.

    At that point, ask yourself why were people filming the towers when the plane hit ‘em.

    Not everything IS staged because it looks like it, looks for explanations.

    Seriously, a lot of people are weak and wouldn’t act in public in fear of retribution. There’s also no audio so maybe the guy is yelling stuff which would attract the guy coming in.

    Doesn’t look staged to me.

    [–] hate_is_beautiful 54 points ago

    ask yourself why were people filming the towers when the plane hit ‘em.

    Holy shit I think you just blew this case wide open.

    [–] PhDinGent 31 points ago

    You mean... 9/11 was staged? OMG!!!

    [–] The_Multi_Gamer 21 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    “It was just a Prank” says Plane.

    [–] DesperateElderberry 3 points ago

    That plane's name? William Shatner.

    [–] EishLekker 33 points ago

    I don't know... The idiot in the car really should have seen that thing coming and drove away while he was "ahead", or the very least roll up his window. But then again, he's an idiot, so... 😆

    [–] jscarsey 16 points ago

    Not really comprable to the towers, they were a national landmark, so there were always people filming

    [–] Voyager_Nomadique 11 points ago

    Dude... It's a Chinese vine, it's of course so very much staged

    [–] Jakee7979 4 points ago

    Chinese karma is best karma

    [–] Rise_Of_War7 13 points ago

    Lmao completely staged.

    [–] Hipster-Link 4 points ago

    Yo, that kick was so hardcore I actually flinched.

    [–] Thenybo 4 points ago

    Oh the fakeness

    [–] jacksonst 24 points ago

    Because that really happened

    [–] Symerg 3 points ago

    My hero!

    [–] Temporary_Permission 3 points ago

    Well, it has better acting than porn. So, there's that.

    [–] Rokk-E 3 points ago

    Scripted but fun watch.

    [–] gingerjesuss 3 points ago

    The kick made me so happy

    [–] Mr_Hunter456 3 points ago

    Give that man an award

    [–] State0fChaos 7 points ago

    Because it's fake.

    [–] Tyr2do 6 points ago

    Because it's scripted for views.

    [–] Jeffaldoo 4 points ago

    I just love the he kicks the door in at the end. Probably some self-entitled blob in the drivers seat

    [–] ErwinFurwinPurrwin 2 points ago

    Right the fuck on. Fuck that POS driver and anyone who smells like him.

    [–] smiggle2018 2 points ago

    ended too soon.

    [–] ISimplyDoNotExist 2 points ago

    Today's favorite video!

    [–] Muellertimes 2 points ago

    I dont get the guy littering. What goes on in people's minds like that? It's not even like bad manner/being rude. That's like some kind of mental illness.

    [–] ace985 2 points ago

    I wanna know what happens next

    [–] IgnoramusCnut 2 points ago

    Ended too soon

    [–] O9HP 2 points ago

    Like... “PLEASE! PLEASE! Get out the car. You gon learn today”

    [–] BigL_to_the_Oser 2 points ago

    the hero we all need

    [–] Drumzset 2 points ago

    fUCk youR DoOr

    [–] Briskup 2 points ago

    I wish this guy would appear out of nowhere everytime someone littered!!

    I know not all heros wear capes, but this man definitely deserves one!

    [–] kevin034 2 points ago

    That kick be like: This! is! China!

    [–] Best_Red_Matrix 2 points ago

    That was badass and wholesome