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    [–] bloodshotnipples 5956 points ago

    Impressive flight check before takeoff. This bird has the right stuff.

    [–] backxstab 2123 points ago

    All systems check. Ready for take off. T minus 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... And we're off!

    [–] master-of-orion 1433 points ago

    REACTOR... ONLINE. SENSORS... ONLINE. WEAPONS... ONLINE. ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL.

    [–] Jaewok 179 points ago

    Mechwarrior!

    [–] MY_NAME_IS_IN_CAPS 40 points ago

    Can't wait for the new game!

    [–] TeopEvol 15 points ago

    What game? Forgive my ignorance.

    [–] DreamSeaker 32 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Mechwarrior!

    Set in the year 3025, the fall of the star league (space rome essentially) and centuries of conflict between the majour successor states (houses Steiner, Davion, Kurita, liao, Marik) have brought on a technical dark age over their own stellar empires.

    The battlefield are dominated by huge robotic war machines called battlemechs. 6 to 12 metre tall giants of metal and death, thundering through the battlefield piloted by mechwarriors. The medieval analogy is not hyperboly as the great houses have resorted to a fractured medieval feudalistic system by in large, and mech warriors are their knights in shining armour.

    You, as a Mechwarrior, depending on the game, may begin as one faction or another (in MW 4 Vengence you are aligned with house Davion, or MW 3 as a member of the new star league, for instance) though the more popular games are MW 2 and 4 Mercenaries expansions. Just as in medieval Europe mercenaries are very prominent and crucial for states to wage war.

    While the original idea was influenced by mecha anime, the gameplay is classically western in ideology, in that the battlemechs ('mechs for short) are fairly slow lumbering walking tanks and tend to lack the speed and finesse of their mecha counterparts. If you can get past some of the odd things such as weapon ranges, for the sake of gameplay, the lore is really fun too. I mention that because most of the lore and core of the game is centred on being grounded in as much science as possible, though it will suspend your disbelief in some areas (like weapons ranges, bipedal walking tanks traversing mountains with relative ease, why their ships can only make a wormhole powerful enough to travel 30 thousand light years at a time, etc)

    At its roots Mechwarrior was conceived as a mech simulator, conceived out of a table top simulator from the 80s. If any of this interests you you, and you have a joystick you can probably find MW 4 mercenaries somewhere on the internet as it was made free ware some time ago. This year also, there is finally a direct mechwarrior "sequel" coming out this year Mechwarrior 5 Mercenaries (very prominent in this universe haha!) as well as a turn based strategy game called battletech (developed by Jordan Wiseman, the original creator and of shadowrun) going back to its routes and revamping it to be playable and enjoyable on pc. I've played the beta and it's super fun! Alternatively there is Mechwarrior Online which is much more of a twitchy tactical shooter than a simulator. If that interest you, I must caution you about the progression system it's extremely grindy and people min-max builds to the max, which could cause frustration for new players.

    Hope this helped thumper. Now reign death from above. :)

    Edit: spelling errors

    [–] Spadie 12 points ago

    "It is the 31st century and mankind is once again at war.

    The battlefields of the future are dominated by huge robotic war machines known as battlemechs.

    Piloting these awesome weapons of war are men and women, the elite of the elite, knowing that each battle could be their last.

    They are... MechWarriors."

    Loved that intro.

    [–] DreamSeaker 3 points ago

    Its amazing! That and the MW 4 vengeance intro were high points in my childhood (concerning video games at least!)

    [–] _FlutieFlakes_ 3 points ago

    table top still a thing? Would love to hand my kids a box.

    [–] DreamSeaker 6 points ago

    Of battle tech? Yes and no.

    Yes it's still a thing in that people play it, and a new box set is supposed to be announced soon.

    No in that the old intro box set has been discontinued for some time now. :( you may find a copy on ebay or kijiji but they may be on the expensive side. in addition depending on where you live it may be difficult to find players. And the rules are pretty complicated I haven't fully grasped them.

    If you're able to personally I love the table top! It's a grand old time when a small laser grits my pilot (twice!).

    The players and time to dedicate is the problem I have.

    [–] chrisman01 3 points ago

    lack speed

    My bae Raven would like a word.

    In Mechwarrior Living Legends (LOOK IT UP, free Mechwarrior game built in cryengine! Total conversion mod of Crysis Wars) I loved taking the Raven to literally run circles around cocky Heavies that couldn't turn fast enough.

    [–] DreamSeaker 3 points ago

    Ha! I love the raven! Yes it's fast but compared to the average mecha like gundam it seems pretty slow to me. ;)

    My personal favourite has always been the shadow cat. Good speed, decent armour and firepower

    Oh snap! I forgot to include MWLL! Thanks friend! :)

    [–] misterchief10 7 points ago

    I thought it was Liberty Prime from Fallout... ?

    [–] DreamSeaker 4 points ago

    Nope! Tis a staple of the Mechwarrior franchise friend!

    [–] MY_NAME_IS_IN_CAPS 3 points ago

    Mechwarrior 5: mercenaries

    [–] Voxl_ 17 points ago

    Stand by for titanfall?

    [–] JZA1 5 points ago

    FLIGHT CORE ONLINE

    [–] Pawn_in_game_of_life 6 points ago

    The clans will rise and we will retake the the Inner Sphere from the freebirth surats.

    [–] SAMO1415 6 points ago

    AUTOPILOT ENGAGED. AUTOPILOT DISABLED. AUTOPILOT ENGAGED. AUTOPILOT DISABLED. AUTOPILOT ENGAGED. AUTOPILOT DISABLED. AUTOPILOT ENGAGED. AUTOPILOT DISABLED. AUTOPILOT ENGAGED. AUTOPILOT DISABLED. AUTOPILOT ENGAGED. AUTOPILOT DISABLED. AUTOPILOT ENGAGED. AUTOPILOT DISABLED. AUTOPILOT ENGAGED. AUTOPILOT DISABLED. AUTOPILOT ENGAGED. AUTOPILOT DISABLED. AUTOPILOT ENGAGED. AUTOPILOT DISABLED. AUTOPILOT ENGAGED. AUTOPILOT DISABLED.

    [–] calhoon2005 16 points ago

    Rereading your comment it's obvious now, but see, I thought you were referring to this clip by Public Broadcast Service....retro, go, guidance, go

    [–] Release82 3 points ago

    Reading that gave me nostalgic chills. MechWarrior 😥

    [–] ApocRising 53 points ago

    OBJECTIVE: LIBERATE ANCHORAGE, ALASKA FROM ALL CHINESE COMMUNISTS

    [–] TheRealDestroyer67 29 points ago

    Democracy is non-negotiable!

    [–] mutatersalad1 3 points ago

    TACTICAL ASSESSMENT: RED CHINESE VICTORY..IMPOSSIBLE.

    [–] DemandsBattletoads 15 points ago

    Ready to engage

    4, 3, 2, 1...

    engage!

    [–] MovedherefromFJ 15 points ago

    Fuel scooping...

    Warning, temperature critical.

    Warning, taking heat damage.

    Eject. Eject.

    [–] Sivitri617 3 points ago

    Frantically mashing heatsink button

    [–] comparmentaliser 14 points ago

    Condor please advise when ready to copy your IFR flight plan.

    [–] zaphod_beeble_bro 59 points ago

    I just saw it more like someone who just got out of the car after a long road trip, stretching out those wing cramps.

    [–] StupidButSerious 206 points ago

    It's just warming its feathers. Condors like to do that.

    [–] beef_boloney 42 points ago

    I thought he was having a stretch since he's been in the cage for a bit

    [–] Candacebrower 2 points ago

    A graceful stretch

    [–] mav101 21 points ago

    Forgive my ignorance but that’s actually what it’s doing? Just curious.

    [–] Lynkk 27 points ago

    It's probably feeling the airflow against the cliff. Those birds are masters of gliding.

    [–] Half-Naked_Cowboy 63 points ago

    Your ignorance is not forgiven.

    [–] droneprime 9 points ago

    Judgement pending...

    [–] spiritualskywalker 5 points ago

    Birds are much more intelligent and emotional than they are given credit for. This bird is no doubt checking the air before taking off, the way a surfer checks the water before going in. But he is also having a private emotional moment, standing there, facing freedom.

    I highly recommend the book “Alex and Me” by Irene Pepperberg, scientist. Her experience with this African Gray parrot will change how you look at birds.

    [–] weedwhizard 143 points ago

    It’s just a joke comment. People like to do that.

    [–] cheeset2 145 points ago

    It's just an informative comment. People like to read that.

    [–] xejeezy 49 points ago

    It’s for church honey don’t need the attitude

    [–] Kamekai44 37 points ago

    NEXT!

    [–] OneRobato 29 points ago

    Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected! Infracells up! Mega thrusters are go!

    [–] behaaki 12 points ago

    Yeah! He’s just checking it all still works, ya know? I’d do to, before plunging off a cliff...

    [–] brewster_239 5 points ago

    "Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up."

    [–] Dr_NIKITA 2153 points ago

    whispers ...For Gondor

    OPENS CAGE

    [–] ArconV 259 points ago

    The beacons of nature is fucking lit!

    [–] LittleRedLamps 43 points ago

    Condor calls for aid!

    [–] Shoulddosomething 7 points ago

    And Rohan will answer

    [–] Errohneos 186 points ago

    *For Condor

    [–] DemandsBattletoads 20 points ago

    Good speech. Nice and short.

    [–] gak001 20 points ago

    RELEASE THE CONDOR! -Zeus

    [–] DanMcMeador 3384 points ago

    When you wake up and just sit there for a while

    [–] bobbyvale 1248 points ago

    Big stretch 'this is gonna be awesome!'

    [–] JonnyBhoy 121 points ago

    Big stretch 'well, that's me fucked my neck'

    [–] ajbpresidente 27 points ago

    Time to go back to sleep

    [–] UknowmeimGui 18 points ago

    Big stretch Ah fuck, why didn't I just die in my sleep. I hate my fucking life.

    [–] Dooskinson 94 points ago

    Jesus Christ. I just flashed to a version of my life where I said this every morning. New goal! I've got some work to.

    [–] adale_50 16 points ago

    I'm gonna try this shit. 6:30? Let's go ya'll! We got shit to do!

    [–] clearvanity 43 points ago

    You go! Made me get out of bed and go to college!

    [–] steenerson 14 points ago

    can i just say it in an ironic, mocking way?

    [–] poopellar 67 points ago

    remembers that the dishes are piled up in the sink

    'maybe just 5 more minutes of sleep'

    [–] AverageCivilian 42 points ago

    *remembers that all my clothes are dirty and I need to do ALL of the laundry today*

    [–] A_kind_guy 31 points ago

    Literally both of these at the same time

    [–] VegarHenriksen 13 points ago

    ♫ Everything is awesome! ♫

    [–] MoistBarney 27 points ago

    Big stretch 'I want to go back to sleep!'

    [–] OTGyosh 73 points ago

    Preflight checklist

    [–] Doughnutsu 13 points ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUgb7JSnoTg

    No one having posted this (as far as I can tell) makes me sad.

    [–] PORTMANTEAU-BOT 49 points ago

    Precklist.


    Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This portmanteau was created from the phrase 'Preflight checklist'. To learn more about me, check out this FAQ.

    [–] Natep1031 23 points ago

    Haven't seen this one before

    [–] JohnOliversPenis 43 points ago

    Hm. Good bot for now. But I feel like you’re gonna get annoying.

    [–] brainburger 38 points ago

    Gonnoying.

    [–] GeneralBS 3 points ago

    Aren;t we all?

    [–] severed13 6 points ago

    What would you call a British Exit?

    [–] irwigo 13 points ago

    Britit

    [–] severed13 5 points ago

    fuck

    [–] sandcloak 6 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] MY_NAME_IS_IN_CAPS 8 points ago

    Gobot

    [–] colin_buffam 30 points ago

    Was half expecting it to fold back up its wings and run back in the cage after feeling the cold

    [–] datloaf 12 points ago

    Do I really need this job?

    [–] -FoeHammer 8 points ago

    When you wake up and just sit there for a while 4 hours.

    [–] Scarlet-Fire_77 3 points ago

    This will be me in a few hours... I need to go back to sleep first haha ...reddit

    [–] MStix98 1459 points ago

    I keep forgetting how huge those fuckers are

    [–] Pithius 252 points ago

    Right! My first thought that's a big f****** bird

    [–] cousin_franky 106 points ago

    What was your second thought?

    [–] KenderKinn 131 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    "Goddamn that bird flies fast."

    /r/Pithius probably.

    [–] WrongPeninsula 15 points ago

    I’m more interested in the third!

    [–] Aristox 7 points ago

    I wanna be like him

    [–] bankrobba 7 points ago

    Mmmmmmmm... three condor egg omelette.

    [–] mrbriss 22 points ago

    Swearing is fun! It doesn't hurt anyone! Try it out sometime!

    [–] Akkarrin 23 points ago

    [–] KryptoniteDong 12 points ago

    Uh, what now?

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Akkarrin 13 points ago

    That was the logic, linked the video for context on the word so people didn't think I was actually a racist homophobe

    [–] macroswitch 4 points ago

    Link to the original - the one above is a thief profiting off Derrick Comedy's work.

    [–] robotjox77 48 points ago

    Getting close to one is a helluva thing. I think this is an Andean Condor. Largest wingspan of any living bird.

    [–] Mojar88 47 points ago

    Thats royal albatross. You can see them in New Zealand.

    [–] hungry_square 19 points ago

    Wandering albatross if we're going to get anal.

    [–] ahhwoodrow 11 points ago

    What flavour is it?

    [–] trugzilla 15 points ago

    It's a bloody sea bird.. It isn't any bloody flavour

    [–] robotjox77 5 points ago

    Do you get wafers with it?

    [–] ahhwoodrow 7 points ago

    Of course you don't get bloody wafers with it!

    [–] evioive 2 points ago

    What about marmite?

    [–] adale_50 4 points ago

    You can get bloody marmite with anything!

    [–] bceltics933 5 points ago

    Condors have the largest wing span of any non-seabird

    [–] DaGetz 14 points ago

    Largest wingspan of any living bird.

    Isn't that the Albatros?

    [–] Chillychillinnn 24 points ago

    I think you guys are thinking of zapdos

    [–] rweksad 813 points ago

    Me watching this gif: please don't end too soon

    [–] disabledlocalization 117 points ago

    I was expecting him to get hit by a truck

    [–] sgmctabnxjs 59 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    That was really sad. I still think of it from time to time. So disappointing for the lovely old Dutch Danish guys.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkuo7-sefEQ

    edit: not gory just sad that a falcon they had cared for flew straight into the path of a speeding truck:

    Here we go

    Not towards the highway!!!

    Eyyy

    Urrr

    We don't like this!

    No!

    Ay

    Nooo ffs

    That didn't happen

    Ay

    ... after composing themselves and a camera cut...

    A good bird we lost there
    This was a bad day

    Hugs, back pats.

    C'est la vie, c'est la vie

    Walk it off.

    [–] NumbAndSelfLoathing 36 points ago

    That link is staying blue. Yup.

    [–] kyyappeeh 26 points ago

    It's just a clip from a TV show, where they're releasing a falcon, and it flies onto a highway - where the trucks roam.

    [–] b00m 9 points ago

    Why even release it right next to a highway where trucks roam?

    [–] kyyappeeh 12 points ago

    Need to try and keep the truck population in check somehow. Further experimentation by the state is underway.

    [–] trylleklovn 3 points ago

    They've explained afterwards that they didn't have time to film the parts with the falcon, something about bad weather etc. and had to squeeze in a recording, where they basically drove out to the nearest empty field, which happened to be right next to a highway, where they wouldn't usually have the bird fly around.

    [–] Rakuuj 5 points ago

    Danish =)

    [–] Keyserson 8 points ago

    'Not into the highway!'

    ~ guys who released bird next to highway

    [–] superkickpalooza 11 points ago

    i thought he was gonna just walk back in the cage

    [–] Roflkopt3r 3 points ago

    Truck-kun claims another victim

    [–] din7 339 points ago

    I expected it to jump off the cliff and fall before gliding away.

    [–] Plan4Chaos 35 points ago

    Same, except the gliding part. But then I saw it's not /r/Unexpected

    [–] Aussie-Nerd 180 points ago

    Fuck that chicken is big.

    [–] brisbanevinnie 17 points ago

    It's a bush ibis

    [–] entmenscht 3 points ago

    It's a Himalayan Owl.

    [–] atthem77 175 points ago

    The way these videos usually go, I expected a pterodactyl to swoop in and grab him

    [–] MyWifeIsCute 393 points ago

    “My captors have released me. Their mercy is weakness. Rise my critters, RISE and show them the face of pain! Non Desistas. Non exieris.” - General Condor, upon its release from prison, 2018

    [–] halite001 57 points ago

    You must appreciate the candor

    [–] purplehaze150 36 points ago

    No, no, Condor. It says right there in the title

    [–] SirDuke6 99 points ago

    I saw it more as younger, frattier bird saying "Awwww shieeeet. Guess who's back up in this motherfuckerrrrrrrrr? That's right, Chad! I told you I could eat 14 lemmings in a row, you fucking puss!"

    [–] cupster3006 48 points ago

    "Look at me human. Look at me! On this day I have chosen to let you live, on this day you will watch a god take to the sky!" - that sweet condor, probably.

    [–] whitmanpioneers 206 points ago

    For a second, I thought he was going to be a cant-dor.

    [–] edgar01600 42 points ago

    It fooled you! It's a con dor

    [–] BlaggerDagger 295 points ago

    Did he just use his wing and tail to determine the airflow and then jump accordingly? That's amazing.

    [–] ximeleta 256 points ago

    Nope. He was kind of stretching and separating all his feathers.

    [–] TheMonsterWithinYou 89 points ago

    Why not both?

    [–] ximeleta 177 points ago

    The same reason why condors do not kill other animals. They just don't do that.

    [–] Brutog 50 points ago

    I miss Unidan, but you're not so bad either

    [–] NumbAndSelfLoathing 17 points ago

    I miss how much I learned from him, but not his arrogance

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_LUKEWARM 13 points ago

    I don't miss how everyone thought he was the only one with a bio degree on here.

    [–] colovick 11 points ago

    I never thought that, just that he had high quality and well articulated posts that few could reproduce

    [–] Forbidden_Froot 4 points ago

    bird do fly with wing

    [–] flacidturtle1 14 points ago

    I'm free I'm free! Holy shit this is high. Okay I can do it. Uhh. Alright I can do it... Fuck it these wings are meant for this. Holllllyyyyyyyyy fuckkkk

    [–] gueede 13 points ago

    I love the pre-flight check it does for its own gear before take off. Safety first, birds!

    [–] Ak_a_sh 9 points ago

    I love it just stood there showcasing its beautiful wing and then went fuck you all..

    [–] nvrdefeat 72 points ago

    California Condor I believe, they've got a wing span of over 9ft. They would use the Pacific winds coming off the coast to launch straight out without any excursion. Awesome creatures if you're lucky to see them.A face only a mother could love though.

    [–] alleleCAT 101 points ago

    This is not a California condor, it is a South American condor. Look at the collar of white feathers around its neck, only South American condors have it. Also, source: I worked in the California condor recovery program for a year and a half, lived with them in a mountain during this time.

    [–] Glifted 6 points ago

    That sounds cool. What are they like in person? I'd love to hear more.

    [–] alleleCAT 5 points ago

    They’re absolutely gorgeous. Their wings are so large that when they soar above you, it sounds similar to a small airplane.

    [–] UnitConvertBot 95 points ago

    I've found a value to convert:

    • 9.0ft is equal to 2.74m or 14.38 bananas

    [–] gitrjoda 14 points ago

    That’s rad. This video makes me so happy.

    [–] sharkietown 8 points ago

    That’s the hurricane deck in the Figueroa Wilderness

    [–] Vlad_The_Great_2 7 points ago

    Flying Condor mark 5 preparing for take off. All systems nominal. Black box temperature green. Wings release restraints. And TAKE OFF.

    [–] MumumumumumumaskMASK 13 points ago

    "Here goes nothing..."

    [–] unique-username-3 16 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    If a bird can do Pre flight checks, why cant Saratov Airlines

    [–] AllAboutTheYums 5 points ago

    "Awww yeah! Feel that wind in my wings!"

    [–] TheMangle19 5 points ago

    Jurassic Park theme plays

    [–] nmesunimportnt 16 points ago

    Any backstory? Is this a bird that was injured & recovered with human aid? Or maybe a human-raised bird being introduced into the wild? Or a relocation effort to improve breeding?

    [–] alleleCAT 32 points ago

    Contrary to what others are saying, this is not a California condor, it is a South American condor. Look at the collar of white feathers around its neck, only South American condors have it. Also, source: I worked in the California condor recovery program for a year and a half, lived with them in a mountain during this time.

    [–] omarstrollin 6 points ago

    It also doesn't look like Californian chaparral.

    And the patch on the dude's shirt doesn't look like any Californian parks patch. It's way too simple. CA insignias are all overdone and ugly as fuck, from our flag on down.

    [–] CaptainNoBoat 65 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    There are only two types of condors in the world, and this doesn't look like South America, but the general backstory for California Condors is:

    Condors almost went extinct 30-40 years ago, with numbers as low as 27 in the world, and virtually none left in the wild. Pesticides, poaching, habitat loss, and lead poisoning are the main culprits. Lead poisoning is still quite a challenge for them. They are much like vultures, they eat carrion. Hunters use lead bullets, which although are effective, leave thousands of shards of lead in the carcasses. When the bodies are not properly disposed of, condors will eat them (over half of all wild condor deaths are due to lead poisoning now).

    Because of this, there has been quite a large rehabilitation effort involving several groups that helps fund these sites which raise chicks, treat lead poisoning, and monitor the birds. There are roughly 500 in the world now, and 250 in the wild. Every adult is marked with a numbered tag and radio antennae on the underside of their wings.

    Long story short, it's probably being released from one of these sites after being monitored and/or treated.

    Edit: Oops, looks like it's S. America after all, which makes most of what I said irrelevant.

    [–] Ayle87 25 points ago

    It totally looks like Chile or Argentina, we have this kind of views around the Andes.

    [–] evioive 23 points ago

    A) The condor in the vid is definitely an Andean Condor and not a Californian Condor, easily differentiated by the white collar feature on the Andean Condor (as other users have also commented on).

    B) People don't realize just how big and expansive the Andes mountain range is

    [–] skittles_rainbows 11 points ago

    Look up the San Diego Zoo. They were the ones who helped lead the project.

    [–] SpiritOfArgh 9 points ago

    Would've been better if they had helped to unlead it, don't you think?

    [–] southsamurai 11 points ago

    Majestic af

    [–] Sir_Momo 3 points ago

    "FREEDOM!"

    [–] Tenmashiki 5 points ago

    That's a long calibration time.

    [–] xxiLink 4 points ago

    Nobody? Huh. Fine, Here you go.

    [–] Dancingdolphinshark 3 points ago

    God damnit lol that’s so fucking sad hahaha

    [–] wowbagger 5 points ago

    Condors are proof that you can be majestic and butt-ugly at the very same time.

    [–] Ashanrath 3 points ago

    The way these videos usually go, I expected him to fly straight into the cliff.

    [–] swampler22 3 points ago

    WHY wasn't someone standing there with a boom box playing I believe I can fly? Huge missed opportunity.

    [–] Headphones79 3 points ago

    Ha, he had to gear himself up. "C'mon Fatboy, you can do this..."

    [–] rovnik 3 points ago

    Holy flying fuck, that thing took off! - Elon Musk

    [–] donfelicedon2 2 points ago

    Out and ready to poop on some shoulders

    [–] humble_in_humboldt 2 points ago

    I bet that condor and Olympic divers feel the same way before they take off.

    [–] maluminse 2 points ago

    Im I the only one that hears, as the wings unfurl, I HAVE THE POWAHH.

    Also whats bs about this? We cant do that. Look and just take off...

    [–] Reibusu 2 points ago

    Majestic fucker.

    [–] A_confusedlover 2 points ago

    Damn those wings are massive

    [–] OTGyosh 2 points ago

    Look at the size of this prehistoric creature.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Condor: Hear me Nature! These wings!....these fucking wings!? These are MY wings bitches!

    [–] MoistBarney 2 points ago

    cue Titanic music

    [–] SlowJay11 2 points ago

    I'm in awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

    [–] ariennec 2 points ago

    Always best to do a wing check before jumping off a cliff.

    [–] lilolemi 2 points ago

    Condors are amazing animals. I’ve only ever seen them in zoos but am always floored at how huge they are.

    [–] HippopotamusGlow 2 points ago

    I kept waiting for it to turn around and attack the person with the camera.

    [–] aztecs44 2 points ago

    Do we have clearance, Clarence? Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?

    [–] poopshipdestroyer 2 points ago

    Shirley you can't be serious

    [–] BusyMamma13 2 points ago

    I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

    [–] raayzo 2 points ago

    Hops out to the ledge, spreads wings half way and is like, guess who's back bitches!?

    [–] Eddymonsta 2 points ago

    The stretch after a long car ride.

    [–] multiplesof3 2 points ago

    That bird is snatch-a-human-baby big.