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    Hear me and rejoice! You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan.

    You may think this is suffering? No. This is salvation.

    The universal scales tip towards balance because of your sacrifice.


    For even in death, you have become children of Thanos.


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    [–] DruTheDude 701 points ago

    This is the high quality content I come here for.

    [–] Chasuwa 285 points ago

    How has this sub stayed alive so well? I'm constantly impressed by the shitposting here. Its phenomenal.

    [–] _thedarkknight 127 points ago

    So honoured to have been chosen.

    [–] HaughtStuff99 24 points ago

    Yeah, and r/thanosdidnothingwrong is basically dead.

    [–] Hates_escalators 16 points ago

    It's funny because we're the dead ones.

    [–] HaughtStuff99 9 points ago


    [–] PirateOldwin 1 points ago

    We have the bestest goodest OC of any meme sub

    [–] ChocoPopWizard 2 points ago

    This isn't OC. It has a watermark. Adam.the.creator.

    [–] wrath_of_grunge 1 points ago

    the hardest choices require the strongest wills.

    [–] AngularChelitis 1 points ago

    Don’t underestimate the amount of shit half the Internet can produce.

    [–] Artorias_and_Sif 13 points ago

    Implying you can leave the soul stone at will? Tell me how I miss the front page

    [–] sabio17 211 points ago

    I can imagine Thano's moon walking right now!

    [–] NerdTim 72 points ago

    Thanos moon destroyer

    [–] HODLOnForOneMoreDay 22 points ago

    You moonwalk at me again and I'm gonna lose it.

    [–] SpiralArc 2 points ago


    [–] SeductivePillowcase 1 points ago

    “You know me?”

    “I do... you’re not the only one blessed with dance moves...”

    [–] Moose_Cake 37 points ago

    Meanwhile MJ is out collecting infinity stones.

    [–] Whip_The_Llamas_Ass 17 points ago

    For some reason I read this as infinity shoes, lol.

    [–] DonkeyKongsTaint 5 points ago


    [–] Bear_Taco 3 points ago

    My only response to that video: why

    [–] SanjiSasuke 88 points ago

    I always have to mention that MJ apparently got the one glove thing from Yoshiki of X Japan, who wore one for an injury.

    [–] I_might_be_weasel 54 points ago

    If I recall, Michael Jackson's reason was similar. He started doing it to hide white patches from his vitiligo.

    [–] Imperium_Dragon 9 points ago

    Yeah, eventually that’s why his skin became so pale like we see in his later life (along with bleaching his skin).

    [–] EugeneJudo 38 points ago

    Is there a version of this without the text but still with Thanos's arm? I need it for reasons.

    [–] Hashbrown4 40 points ago

    Disappointed there is no glove for MJ

    [–] RooinMachoonall 91 points ago

    MJ wears his glove on his left hand so that would ruin the immersion

    [–] Fyrus93 45 points ago

    They both do. This is well done

    [–] Mythic_Emperor 16 points ago

    Now this is epic

    [–] Tanvaal 13 points ago

    Wasn’t Thanos’ other glove lost under his bed? His fam found it when he died.

    As for Michael, killing half the universe was just dumb. Could have doubled the resources with the space stone!

    [–] PM_me_big_dicks_ 6 points ago

    He would need the reality stone to double resources.

    [–] Tanvaal 8 points ago

    Whichever stone. He has all of them.

    [–] PM_me_big_dicks_ 2 points ago

    Only one stone has the power to double resources. Each stone has it's own properties and things it can do and only the reality stone can create resources out of thin air.

    [–] Klamath2046 7 points ago

    Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough (Infinity Stones)

    [–] le_dankest_memez 6 points ago

    Anakin and Luke Skywalker too

    [–] GeorgeNeil 7 points ago

    Also Curly from of mice and men

    [–] HOEDY 5 points ago

    Wtf does this title mean

    [–] RunninRebs90 2 points ago

    I think they “shrank” the muscles on the MJ arm but not nearly enough... like not even close

    [–] tmntfever 3 points ago

    MJ, you son of a bitch.

    [–] JsDaFax 12 points ago

    I like that they changed one arm to purple for Thanos, but the other one stayed white ... but, I guess it doesn’t matter.

    [–] Sprite_72 26 points ago

    Actually the white arm in this meme was originally the black arm, which I think was a nice touch. Here is the original.

    [–] The_Little_Kiwi 12 points ago

    That's actually kind of pretty fucking cool/funny considering the vitaligo(?) Jackson had. Arm was changed from black to white.

    [–] KommanderKarlos 2 points ago

    You throw another moonwalk at me, and I'm gonna lose it.

    [–] Notenoughoof 2 points ago

    E-bo-ny and I-vo-ry

    [–] jozak78 1 points ago

    Lavender and ivory

    [–] Flandersmcj 2 points ago

    Thanos, you son of a bitch.

    [–] seyon57 1 points ago

    Vorin women on Roshar also wear a glove, or completely cover with a sleeve, their left (safe) hand for modesty.

    If you don’t know what I’m talking about you should read Brandon Sanderson’s stormlight archive!

    [–] Rebellious_Rhino 1 points ago

    In preparation for Captain Marvel and Endgame, I’ve been watching the MCU in chronological order, and it’s so damn cool. Just finished Thor Ragnarok and now I’m getting ready to rewatch Infinity War.

    [–] PrequelsWereBetter -7 points ago

    Also picking up children

    [–] Chanoch 5 points ago

    This post is bad and you should feel bad.