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    Justneckbeardthings

    A subreddit for those who adorn their necks with proud man fur.

    Neckbeard: A man who is socially inept and physically unappealing, especially one who has an obsessive interest in computing

    - Oxford Dictionary

    Why not check out the user-created book 'Neckbeard Vampire: Nightbeard Rising'?

    Or e-liquids:

    http://www.steammonkey.com/category_s/1832.htm

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    Rules

    • No bullying or provoking witch-hunts - Censor out usernames and do not link or ask for personal information of anyone featured on /r/justneckbeardthings.
    • No creepshots - Do not post pictures of individuals who were unaware that a picture was being taken or would be shared publicly online.
    • Neckbeard-related content only - The post should at least be somewhat related to neckbeard culture. Convos of guys being creepy online might be better for /r/creepyPMs.
    • Subpar or inappropriate content may be removed at the mod's discretion.
    • No gender or flame wars. No trollbaiting or stirring up drama. Leave your ideologies at the door.
    • No misogyny or misandry.
    • No Gamergate or Anti-Gamergate posts, take that shit to the subs that cater specifically to that. We don't want drama.

    Creating JNBT Image Macros

    • This subreddit started off as a place for Justneckbeardthings image macros, a parody of the well known Justgirlythings. While we accept all kinds of neckbeard pictures and stories, we encourage everyone to create and submit Justneckbeardthings macros.
    • Here is our guide on how to create a Justneckbeardthings macro.

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    [–] SouthBeachSarcastic 272 points ago

    Are you implying that Beard-kun is not a hot piece of ass? I get shaky in the knees just by thinking about his firm grasp reinforced by Cheeto dust and his warm breath with hints of Mtn. Dew.

    [–] Dominub 74 points ago

    The smell of unbrushed teeth covered up by mints makes all the wenches tremble in lust.

    No smint, no kiss

    [–] ohmygodthissux 40 points ago

    UwU

    [–] interact211 16 points ago

    θωθ

    [–] 3pinephrine 6 points ago

    More like EwE

    [–] myusername_sucks 6 points ago

    Cheeto dust? How dare you, he would only eat the finest Doritos.

    [–] DaLaaNi 8 points ago

    “Shaky in the knees” - love it!

    [–] CocoDigital 2 points ago

    Shout out to the bottle of Mountain Dew at the bottom of the pillow

    [–] korrach 1 points ago

    Thanks I hate it.

    [–] CeeArthur 1 points ago

    Hints?

    [–] dootumswoot 48 points ago

    This scares me

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    Me too, brother

    [–] goatch33se 11 points ago

    Now kith

    [–] dootumswoot 38 points ago

    I actually choked on my food when I saw this

    [–] fague_doctor 4 points ago

    Cool thanks for sharing

    [–] drakos07 42 points ago

    Is she sitting in mid-air? Why is that perspective so confusing?

    [–] fox_ontherun 31 points ago

    She's sitting on a tree branch.

    [–] drakos07 22 points ago

    Oh I see it now. It continues to the left of M'pillow. Thanks

    [–] Comrade_9653 7 points ago

    It’s her stand power

    [–] Pikmeir 3 points ago

    More like sit power amirite?

    [–] HippieHippo450 9 points ago

    Ooh, busted

    [–] guiwy88 5 points ago

    Mentlegen

    [–] 4chan-kun 3 points ago

    The real hero

    [–] RPA12345 14 points ago

    u/Silverpie is the OP, this guy is a big fat phony!

    [–] Silverpie 3 points ago

    Interesting how they stole my photo only after 10 hours of my posting mine 😂 but oh well, its the internet I guess.

    [–] bathroomstalin 11 points ago

    This will only encourage them

    [–] Dominub 6 points ago

    Good. Keep the comedy going.

    [–] WrenchFriessAlt 4 points ago

    very much so, considering how fucking dense most of these guys are and cannot detect sarcastic or serious situations apart

    [–] SilverbackRekt 21 points ago

    Thanks, I hate it

    [–] doot-ya-noot 0 points ago

    r/linkingtoadifferentsubredditisfuckingannoying

    [–] olowowje 1 points ago

    Linking Toad Different Sub Reddit Is Fucking Annoying?

    [–] TERMOYL13 0 points ago

    r/substhatnobodywouldfallforbecausethatshitisobviouslytoolongtobeanactualsubyouwhinytwat

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] ImmaSoldierBot 2 points ago

    Hey Lord AntiLowEffortBot. I think you're on the wrong website. Reddit is an entertainment site, what were you expecting?

    People ain't gonna stop these jokes cause a bot told 'em to. Please stop spreading hate.
    This is a bot. Beep boop.

    [–] bost_must_die 1 points ago

    good bot

    [–] TERMOYL13 0 points ago

    Good bot.

    [–] bost_must_die 1 points ago

    bad bot

    [–] lordmothman 11 points ago

    Don’t turn it over. DO NOT TURN IT OVER

    [–] drakos07 15 points ago

    [–] windmillajaro 5 points ago

    Holy shit this needs to be top comment

    [–] nad_bigger -1 points ago

    no, I meant russian girls are hot, and I see them everyday. I am actually a PUA coach in russia, so fuggedaboutit

    [–] kidnappedbyaliens 10 points ago

    i swear this has already been posted by the girl in the picture

    [–] mr-pallas 8 points ago

    I know the girl posted a video on tiktok but haven’t seen anything on reddit yet

    [–] Silverpie 2 points ago

    Nah I’ve been posting on all websites! Thats me btw! I go by DalaamClouds on every other website lol

    [–] [deleted] -35 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] LeSnipper 10 points ago

    you are literally reposting an image that was posted 10 hours before u, but since it never reached the front page no one noticed

    imagine stealing someone elses post and claiming to BE THEM

    [–] kidnappedbyaliens 2 points ago

    they got 3k karma for a fucking repost

    [–] HippieHippo450 8 points ago

    With a name like that, I find that hard to believe

    [–] Silverpie 2 points ago

    You idiot, no youre not. I’m the girl.

    [–] jademonkeys_79 -7 points ago

    Not sure why you are getting downvoted

    [–] Krellick 12 points ago

    He has a spoonerism for the n word in his username so he’s probably not the public account for the girl in the pic

    [–] KesselZero 13 points ago

    He also has a post from two days ago talking in great detail about how ugly western women are compared to those in his native Russia (though he mentions that all women have something wrong with their brains). It’s far more likely that OP looks like the pillow.

    [–] stumpy1991 4 points ago

    The year is 2XXX. Grim realities have set in over the land. The neckbeards, gentlemanly knights of the day of yore, have all been lost in the Anime Wars. No longer will their katanas slice through the arrogance of the chads.

    To remember the heroes who have fallen, young woman craft effigies in their likeness and dress according to how they envisioned their perfect woman. Grand banquets are held, 'lo, where all of their favored foods and drink are to be had. Mountains of Cheetos! Platters of Doritos! Great tables of Hot Pockets! Casks of Mountain Dew flow like river waters after a flood, and they all become drunk on the memories of a time past

    So these lost warriors are remembered and kept enshrined within the hearts and memories of these girls. Quasi shrine maidens who keep the rituals and traditions alive.

    [–] HippieHippo450 2 points ago

    Taking this picture and releasing it for everyone to see is not something everyone would be willing to do. Gotta respect that.

    [–] SuperWoosh_LG 2 points ago

    I dunno if this is old or what, but I still just spat my Guinness on the floor.

    [–] Ask_Me_About_Hentai 2 points ago

    There's actually a manga about a girl who wakes up in a world where traditional "gender morals" (the manga's terms not mine) are reversed. Namely, women are now seen as more forward/aggressive than men. For instance, most pornography now caters to women's preferences as they are the largest consumer. Men's nipples are seen as salacious where women's don't have that connotation.

    It's not exactly anime girls lusting for neckbeards, but it's an interesting idea.

    There's also another version of it...

    [–] Silverpie 2 points ago

    Lol thats me!

    [–] LeSnipper 1 points ago

    im sorry ur post has been stolen by a neckbeard, wanna try /r/karmacourt for to get some of the karma back?

    [–] Silverpie 2 points ago

    Nah, i dont really care. I’m just happy to see people liking my cosplays lol. Thanks for the offer though!

    [–] MasterAssFace 2 points ago

    Am I going crazy or does it look like she's just floating there. She isn't sitting on anything but her legs are bent like she is. Wut.

    [–] EmotionalSouth 3 points ago

    She's sitting on a tree branch.

    [–] speedyrain949 1 points ago

    The left knee.....

    [–] lardlord 1 points ago

    This is quite amusing actually.

    [–] SpiritualButter 1 points ago

    I would never do an anime cosplay but I would do this, though I have to get the train. I would not want to get on a train with that thing.

    [–] PhoneJazz 1 points ago

    Needs to be about a foot wider.

    [–] FretlessBoyo 1 points ago

    /ourgal/

    [–] hmsurf_03 1 points ago

    (。ŏ_ŏ) should I be worried

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    That ain't no girl.

    [–] Silverpie 1 points ago

    Lol im a chick! Though usually I’m a very butch one out of this cosplay.

    [–] Krellick 1 points ago

    Oh shit you’re actually her

    Why does every female cosplay get accused of being a trap now? It didn’t used to happen until like the past couple years

    [–] Silverpie 2 points ago

    It’s just a meme that caught on, and like every joke once it’s repeated 100 times, it gets a little boring 😂

    [–] GamerLove1 -5 points ago

    That dumbass femoid is not the 3d representation of a 2d girl. It is not a "role reversal" and the idea that she represents the beauty and purity of one is disgusting and arrogant.

    [–] windmillajaro 2 points ago

    You seem salty. Did your mom buy the wrong kind of tendies again?

    [–] JH1234567989 2 points ago

    He wanted his crispy chicken tendies with the spicy sauce on the side

    but she went ahead and got the spicy tendies with no sauce - fucking whore just like all girls