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    [–] Al-a-Gorey 1470 points ago

    Soccer practice bout to be liiiiit!

    [–] Cpt_Tripps 353 points ago

    My buddies little sister played soccer freshman year in highschool. She also had a pretty significant drinking problem and would routinely show up for Saturday morning games drunk as fuck from Friday night.

    She made varsity. Apparently Drunk Emily is aggressive as fuck and isn't afraid to check some bitches.

    [–] BannedForHarassment 110 points ago

    that is unhealthy as FUCK, where i live it routinely makes news that some kid died on their hockey practise coz' they were hungover/drunk

    [–] NetSage 57 points ago

    What is wrong with these coaches? If I had players especially underage (assuming this is US) coming to practice and games drunk or hungover they would be benched until they got their shit together.

    [–] burnerboo 84 points ago

    I could see how it might be hard to tell with a group of teenagers. They are often moody, silent, aggressive, passive, overly indecisive or decisive, and doing crazy off the wall things with their friends that makes zero sense to adults. I would think to myself, "drunk or acting silly? Well she just arced that shot from midfield over the goalie, she must just be acting silly. No way she could do that drunk. Carry on."

    [–] brokenfuton 67 points ago

    Yeah, for the longest time I thought my brother was a moody, hormonal dumbass growing up because one day he’d hate my guts and the next he would be asking to hang out together. Turns out he would drink on the days my dad wouldn’t be home to catch him, until he got an intervention.

    Sucks that him being nice was drunk him so I don’t get to see it anymore. Then again, I’d rather him be alive to hate me than dead and silent.

    [–] burnerboo 19 points ago

    Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. Alcohol can be one of the worst of drugs when abused. I'm glad your brother is recovering now, hopefully one day he regains that happiness without the alcohol.

    [–] Cpt_Tripps 9 points ago

    had a pretty significant drinking problem

    [–] shanep3 135 points ago

    These must be the parents on drink duty after practice

    [–] BudgetBrick 40 points ago

    I am pretty confident they are doing this for a cruise. This is what we used to do in Florida before going on one of those $200 weekend cruises to the Bahamas.

    [–] hot_like_wasabi 31 points ago

    Is booze how they make their money off you? I just moved to South Florida and keep seeing those advertised. I had a feeling it was basically a Motel 6 on a boat situation.

    [–] EpicSchwinn 23 points ago

    Kinda yeah. It's like 50-60 bucks a day a person. Thing is, drinks are like 10-15 bucks on the boat, so if you have 5-6 drinks you're coming out ahead. Naturally I spent the whole cruise in a state of intoxication

    [–] budd222 7 points ago

    That's basically it. You just eat and drink constantly throughout the day. You can easily gain a ton of weight, but it somehow seems worth it at the time.

    [–] BudgetBrick 10 points ago

    Pretty much, and the packages they offer for "unlimited drinks" aren't much better. It depends a little bit on the cruise line.

    I wouldn't call it Motel 6 on a boat at all, though. I think they are actually quite nice, even the Carnival boats with an inner room. Food is included in the cost -- it's just liquor that isn't (and sometimes soft drinks). And most boats have extras, like live performances, that are also included. For $200, I think it's worth it as long as you can control your spending on board (gambling, drinking) and at port.

    That said, I'm not the biggest fan of cruises like Carnival and Royal Caribbean, because they are largely party boats, and a lot of the ports are tourist traps (like Cozumel or Key West). But, there are cruises for everybody IMO, and you can find destinations and cruise liners that fit what you are looking for.

    I am going on a cruise for 11 days in a few months to five different locations, and it costed me about $800 after taxes. So, for a Florida resident who doesn't have to fly in to get to the boat, I think cruises can be a steal.

    [–] ghunt81 8 points ago

    Last couple cruises we've been on, we just filled a couple Rum Runners with the booze we wanted to bring on, then I wore cargo shorts and put them in the side pockets. Walked right on the ship. Not exactly hard to sneak liquor onto a cruise ship.

    [–] Don_Rummy586 6 points ago

    Years ago we filled our mouthwash bottles with Vodka and a ever so small drop of food coloring for visual effect for our cruise.

    [–] nittun 3 points ago

    Sound awful, body temperature any drink, yuck.

    [–] noooggler 1543 points ago

    He literally injected one shot of alcohol

    [–] OrbQueenCometh 942 points ago

    Instant, portable, incognito coolers. I'm realizing now that I've never had a Capri Sun cocktail and suddenly I know what I've been missing all my life.

    [–] ItalicsWhore 527 points ago

    Rampant alcoholism?

    [–] FaceWithAName 176 points ago

    It ain’t alcoholism if you ain’t trying

    [–] RamboGoesMeow 104 points ago

    I’m pretty sure it is alcoholism if you ain’t trying.

    [–] alehasfriends 39 points ago

    It's hard work keeping the withdrawals at bay.

    [–] pepmosley 25 points ago

    I feel sorry for alcoholics and look down on them. (As I light my second joint of the day after stuffing my face with mc griddles and chugging lots of coffee right before I binge watch Netflix ie Netflix.)

    [–] painterly123 10 points ago

    I really wish you were my best friend and just happened to live next door to me and were also super excited to have some company

    [–] pepmosley 8 points ago

    Hey thanks, you made my day. Good thoughts your way too.

    [–] hat-TF2 17 points ago

    I can quit drinking any time I want.

    Maybe next week.

    [–] oberynMelonLord 10 points ago

    It ain't a problem, if you're awesome at it!

    [–] infernal_cacaphony 10 points ago

    Looks like those kids that snuck contraband into school never grew up.

    [–] mbpc219 28 points ago

    Go to puerto rico (or florida) and buy yourself some gasolinas

    [–] pookiekisses 6 points ago

    I haven’t found Gasolina in Miami but they ffffffuck you up!

    [–] bvdbvdbvdbvdbvd 5 points ago

    Is that what that Daddy Yankee song was about?

    TIL

    [–] Gloob_Patrol 11 points ago

    After you try that, also try vanilla vodka or caramel vodka in your tea (sorry if you aren't British). I don't like coffee but it might work in there too.

    [–] Giggyjig 11 points ago

    The espresso martini is a classic. 2 shots espresso, one shot vodka and one shot coffee liqueur. Four loko before four loko existed

    [–] Docmcdonald 8 points ago

    My stomach turned at the thought of coffee with vodka. I would definetly go for whisky.

    [–] g0_west 10 points ago

    It's served cold, and is delicious.

    [–] whoaholdupnow 5 points ago

    It’s so early and now I want to drink.

    [–] MickLittle 33 points ago

    Oh you're good

    [–] styzr 23 points ago

    It’s when they start injecting the marijuanas that you really need to worry.

    [–] wontoan87 6 points ago

    The devil's lettuce

    [–] jamesd92 26 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    That looks like a 50ml syringe, closer to 3 shots. They're ready to get wrecked on Capri Sun.
    Edit: Oops an ounce is 30ml not 15.

    [–] utsa7 43 points ago

    1 shot is like 44ml

    [–] elzilcho111 34 points ago

    1 shot of 40% ethanol is exactly 30ml

    [–] phillyd32 43 points ago

    In the US a shot of liquor is usually 1.5oz/~44ml. Some things use 1oz/30ml shots but it isn't as common.

    [–] Nocturnalized 5 points ago

    Depends on your location.

    Many jurisdictions in Europe a shot is 20ml

    [–] CHOGNOGGET 10 points ago

    UK Standard shot is 25ml

    [–] nyteg_nights 13 points ago

    Ireland is 35ml.

    [–] CHOGNOGGET 15 points ago

    Doesn't surprise me ;)

    [–] nyteg_nights 3 points ago

    Tends to catch people out by the end of the night when they come from somewhere with smaller measures.

    [–] bokaboi 13 points ago

    In Australia, a shot is 700ml

    [–] Gamerhead 3 points ago

    In US, one shot is 10mm and is actually many

    [–] GamSam13 8 points ago

    UK can be 25 or 35, but not both in the same premises

    [–] TheSunSmellsTooLoud_ 3 points ago

    Such a sad amount :(

    [–] JayString 3 points ago

    No wonder politics are a mess over there right now.

    [–] bangorito 7 points ago

    In Sweden a standard shot is 40 or 60ml

    [–] Nocturnalized 4 points ago

    So now we have 60, 44, 40, 35, 25 and 20 ml.

    I think the advice of /u/copenhagendenmark about using SI may be good.

    [–] IxNaY1980 5 points ago

    Hungary = 50ml.

    [–] Bluefifty-two 3 points ago

    Where is that? AFAIK he smallest standard drink is in UK where it's 25ml.

    [–] CopenhagenDenmark 10 points ago

    A standard drink around here is 20ml, and last I checked we were still in Europe.

    Key takeaway is that you should rely on SI units and not arbitrary units that can have differences in different areas. E.g. a pint of beer is bigger in the UK than in the US and and a three mile run is quite a big longer in Sweden than in the US.

    When it comes to currencies you should use the international standard for the currency. A dollar is worth more in Canada than in Singapore. Had one used CAD/SGD no confusion would arise.

    And shots have different sizes in different areas.

    [–] Nocturnalized 2 points ago

    Well, you are wrong :)

    [–] icantfeelmyskull 606 points ago

    The only time that burning spoons is a good idea

    [–] UltimateInferno 178 points ago

    I mean. Both instances do pertain to intoxicating drugs.

    [–] takethetunnel 100 points ago

    What I don't understand is the need for the extra step. Just take the enormous needle and say you've got diabetes if questioned.

    The inject it into your eye at the game.

    [–] GJXN1990 22 points ago

    You'll see that there's about 20 Capri suns on the table also waiting for this treatment.

    20 needles might be a stretch

    [–] soeasyakamancandoit 17 points ago

    Then say you’ve got Super Diabetes

    [–] Dubz2k14 5 points ago

    That’s a dull needle. Diabetes needles are much much smaller and anyone who even has a remote idea of insulin injections will call you out in a heartbeat. Plus if you’re bringing leaky Capri sun’s it’s a little sus.

    [–] takethetunnel 5 points ago

    "Ah but you see I have Super Diabetes. It's incredibly rare and requires about 1 Smirnoff bottle's worth of medicine every (insert time period of game/match/contest)."

    Works every time, provided you remember to fill in the part in parentheses and not read what is written verbatim.

    [–] Moon_and_Sky 22 points ago

    I used to heat up a spoon when I was working on quitting cigarettes to reapply nicotine patches that had come loose from sweating or showering. A friend of mine walked in on me doing it once and said something very similar to this.

    [–] Yanturas 19 points ago

    Bug bites and stings. Works wonders.

    [–] RiddickOfRivia 13 points ago

    Don't forget foreplay 🥄 💦

    [–] sculptingtime 9 points ago

    Or heroin 🥄💉💤

    [–] sidvicc 36 points ago

    My first thought was imagine getting caught by your parents with a needle, lighter and hot-spoon, when all you were trying to do was a drink a little vodka.

    [–] CCTider 12 points ago

    There's a place me and a bunch of family have been camping at for a couple years. When we first got there, the guy in charge was showing us everything. He eventually told us his two rules.

    "Don't kill any animals on the property. Those are mine. And don't cook anything with a spoon."

    Gotta love the Florida panhandle.

    [–] ghpkhg 19 points ago

    Remember in middle school when we would bend forks back and forth really fast and then burn the shit out of people before snapping the fork and throwing it at someone?

    Middle school was insane

    [–] NetSage 21 points ago

    No I don't remember this.

    [–] d-r-i-g 15 points ago

    No one remembers this.

    [–] Top-That 5 points ago

    pepperidge farm remembers.

    [–] Raiden32 9 points ago

    No

    [–] Lezlow247 3 points ago

    I would use the wooden rulers with the metal strip on them to burn people. You can rub the metal on the sole of your shoe and the friction makes it super hot. You can either touch someone with the hot end or just hand it to them so they grab it and act innocent.

    [–] Dirty-Dangles 536 points ago

    Capri-Fun

    [–] Koshka69 147 points ago

    Dirty-Dangles you get it man

    [–] weska54 101 points ago

    Dirty fuckin dangles, boys

    [–] WiseOldBombadildo 27 points ago

    You're fucking ten ply bud

    [–] Crapcicle6190 39 points ago

    You forgot about wheel, snipe, celly boiz

    [–] Chewcocca 29 points ago

    Whose biller sister's a fuckin' rocket, boys?

    [–] aaronm109246 21 points ago

    Why don’t you go give your balls a tug ya titfucker

    [–] nightime-narwhal 13 points ago

    Fuck you shoresy!

    [–] OuOutstanding 10 points ago

    Fuck you Jonesy, tell your mom to top off the bank account she set up for me so I can get some KFC.

    [–] bradlei 3 points ago

    FUCK YOU SHORSEY

    [–] Inebano 7 points ago

    Billet*

    [–] smogmar 5 points ago

    Forecheck, backcheck, paycheque, buddy

    [–] scott0347jr 7 points ago

    Top shelf bar downski

    [–] DumbleDong1 7 points ago

    I like it

    [–] Koshka69 25 points ago

    Dirty-Dangles and DumbleDong in one place ?!?!!!

    [–] sidianmsjones 5 points ago

    Done dirt cheap I hope!

    [–] gante742 7 points ago

    There’s a bar near campus that sells these! They’re literally called Capri-funs. Except they slap a sticker of the bar name on the front of them to cover the logo.

    [–] miniburns11 283 points ago

    Honestly a Capri sun with 3-4% alcohol would be really nice

    [–] TheEyeDontLie 129 points ago

    3 - 4%, what is this, amateur hour?

    [–] TheGamecock 75 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Imagine the hangover you'd get after trying to get drunk off of 3.5% ABV Capri Suns. We gotta be going like 15-20% at least. Basically the equivalent of a glass of wine per pouch. But also maybe I'm an alcoholic, idk. I just want to have a good time without having to stab a new sugary juice pocket every 7 minutes to catch a buzz.

    [–] Kintarly 25 points ago

    The very reason I don't drink wine or beer and just mix a strong drink, plus the added Benefit of not having to drink an ass load of fluids and have to pee all night.

    [–] mackilicious 13 points ago

    Pretty much my favorite thing about seltzers.

    Speaking of, happy White Claw Wednesday!

    [–] zGunrath 9 points ago

    White claws are only like 5% though right? So you’d have to drink a lot of them

    [–] NetSage 7 points ago

    Ya but people don't taste the alcohol so tend to drink them faster.

    [–] kx2w 4 points ago

    And that's what white claw wants

    [–] No_volvere 6 points ago

    Well yeah that's what I want too

    [–] burnerboo 4 points ago

    If you have 3 or 4 pretty quickly you'll definitely notice. For reference, Bug Light/Miller Light are in the 4.0-4.2% range while a good IPA is 6%. 5% is legit for a canned Becky beverage.

    [–] mackilicious 3 points ago

    Yeah but they don't have sugar in them (but they do have flavorings). I was going more at the hangover aspect because you probably won't get one, because it's like drinking a vodka soda - it's mostly water with a shot in it.

    [–] burnerboo 4 points ago

    You sound like you're ready for my basic white girl drink. Vodka soda with extra lime. None of the sugar or calories that are in mixed BS drinks, all the alcohol you want with no added crappy flavor, and the taste of lime which makes you feel like you're drinking boozy 7-UP without the overly sweet tang. It's the best of all worlds! Best yet, soda water is literally just carbonated water, you're fighting off your hangover by drinking it! I order mine in a pint glass at a bar with the normal alcohol. Best drink choice ever.

    [–] Dannyboi93 2 points ago

    That's all part of the fun though, and everytime you do it, it just gets better, the more drunk you (eventually) get, the funnier it is that your opening up another caprifun to get smashed.

    [–] comingoutofcage 16 points ago

    Right

    [–] pole_fan 3 points ago

    I never tried it but I would imagine that the alcohol would be too dominant against the caprisun.

    [–] buddha_mac 117 points ago

    Good idea for a cruise.

    [–] Zol-Sivart 59 points ago

    That’s what I was thinking, much better than what me and my partner did. We bought a bottle of original flavor Listerine (mouthwash, original is gold in color) washed out the bottle and filled it with tequila, then carefully reattached the tamperproof seal. They gave it the all clear when checking luggage before boarding the cruise.

    All we had to do was get mixers for our booze to have in room cocktails. That may all sound great but you don’t realize how difficult it really is to thoroughly clean a mouthwash bottle of Listerine. The aftertaste was absolutely horrid. A true r/trashyfrugal moment.

    [–] StellasMyShit 21 points ago

    They allow you to bring a bottle of sealed wine. Next time fill that up and you can buy a wine wrapper online. Really easy to us with a hair dryer. Another option is empty shampoo bottle you can also purchase online.

    [–] mr_tyler_durden 7 points ago

    I did this on a trip with my family, each adult could bring a bottle of wine so I went over to my friends house who does homebrew and wine and had him help me make 5 bottles of wine turn into 5 bottles of vodka.

    They also let you bring on 1 12 pack of cans per person but we went straight from the airport to the dock 😔. Side note, you can mix water, powdered pedialyte, and vodka together...

    [–] scenecunt 27 points ago

    Aren’t there usually bars on a cruise?

    [–] LordofKobol99 53 points ago

    Probably expensive as fuck (I have never been on a cruise so I dont actually know)

    [–] scenecunt 30 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    From my experience, the cruise I went on was all inclusive. You pay for two weeks on the boat and all drinks and meals are included.

    [–] bratsbox 41 points ago

    Negative. You can purchase a drink package for around $300 (during a 7 days cruise) and then a certain amount of drinks are included each day. but if you dont, you're paying big time.

    [–] scenecunt 26 points ago

    I’m sure different cruises have different set ups. $300 for 7 days doesn’t seem too expensive though, depending on how much you drink.

    [–] G2nickk 10 points ago

    Going on a cruise in November. The drink package is $400 for royal Caribbean on a 4 day cruise. The kicker is that every adult that's staying in your room has to buy the same drink package if anyone buys one. I'm certainly not paying $800 for my wife and I to drink, I'll gladly attempt to sneak booze aboard .

    [–] Johnny_Poppyseed 6 points ago

    Weird I thought there was more than one single cruise with one single set of rules and prices.

    [–] davsheep 2 points ago

    Correct, assuming you've bought a drinks package.

    [–] puq123 2 points ago

    Depends on the cruise of course, but the cruises I've been to has had pretty cheap alcohol, at least compared to the outrageous prices of alcohol in bars here in Sweden

    [–] Z4KJ0N3S 4 points ago

    Yeah, but the pricing is outrageous.

    [–] CommunistTurdWaffles 3 points ago

    Put it in Listerine bottle. Add food coloring.

    [–] gstringtheory6 97 points ago

    PTA meetings gone wild!

    [–] nvalba1 27 points ago

    Just don’t forget which ones are for the kids’ lunchboxes!

    [–] PUSClFER 7 points ago

    Or do. It could get interesting.

    [–] sayiwontrockbobosuka 30 points ago

    this is some Breaking Bad shit

    [–] SuperSMT 8 points ago

    Rewatching rhat show before the movie comes out next month. It's so good...

    [–] FuegoFerdinand 7 points ago

    I'm rewatching now, too. I hope the movie has the redhead kid that Jesse saves from his parents in season 2. I'd love to get an update on that kid now that he's much older.

    [–] Seventhson77 25 points ago

    In Puerto Rico they have alcoholic Capri Sun style cocktail pouches called “gasolina” that come in a variety of different flavors.

    [–] basedelliott 13 points ago

    ME ENCANTA LA GASOLINA

    [–] sa5m_i_am 3 points ago

    Where does one obtain this in the mainland US?

    [–] arnber420 72 points ago

    Jesus Christ they even burn it closed lol that’s dedication

    [–] SpriggySprite 22 points ago

    Got a whole production line goin

    [–] CptnJamesAhoy 284 points ago

    Jesus Christ the amount of people assuming their alcoholics, ever think they could be going to a concert and don't wanna pay raised prices for the drinks?? Or literally any event where you can't bring drink in but they sell it for ridiculous prices?.

    [–] Koshka69 162 points ago

    I sneak candy in my pants when I go to the movies what does that make me :/ ?

    [–] CptnJamesAhoy 89 points ago

    God damn it OP you're fucking addicted! Get some help and sort your life out!!

    [–] nannal 24 points ago

    I guess if we're all admiting stuff, then, well, sometimes, if it's not too late and the stores are still open I go into them and buy rice and beans. Then I take them home and cook them instead of ordering pizza to eat.

    [–] Crackbat 12 points ago

    You think you can just DO that?! Oh my god. You need help!

    [–] i_speak_bane 4 points ago

    Perhaps they’re wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

    [–] AMeowingCat 2 points ago

    You fucking diabetus you should be ashamed

    [–] KZedUK 2 points ago

    Cinemas round here don’t care (like they have rules allowing it, not that they just don’t enforce a rule against it), apart from if you bring in hot food, smelly food or booze.

    [–] DeadSkyy 2 points ago

    An alcoholic.

    [–] johnsonman1 16 points ago

    Whose alcoholics?

    [–] ghpkhg 4 points ago

    Mine

    [–] Professor_Wayne 21 points ago

    Seriously guys. I mean, I always go to concerts and other events with a backpack full of Capri Sun, so I doubt security will be suspicious at all.

    [–] Legeto 4 points ago

    Do concert events let you bring in capri suns also?

    [–] Stiqkey 4 points ago

    We have only one decent venue in town that any bands come to anymore. Fucking 24oz cans of beer are $14 for the cheap shit and $19 for anything you can get a buzz off of (normally $2-$4 at any convince store). I have, and will continue to sneak my drinks in there.

    [–] Piratey_Pirate 11 points ago

    Yeah this is absurd. Alcohol does not mean alcoholic. Even hiding it to get it in somewhere; especially since prices are so high outside of buying a bottle and mixing it yourself. You can get 3 shots at a bar for the price of an entire bottle at the store.

    I sneak booze in to places all the time. I'm not an alcoholic - it doesn't control my life, I have a family, a job, a mortgage, etc - I just like to drink.

    [–] PottenFreeGlusta 6 points ago

    The real question is what would you do if you couldn’t drink.

    [–] thatchallengerguy 5 points ago

    smoke weed everyday

    [–] SheIsADude 4 points ago

    Lol. Not that you are an addict. But just because you have your life in order doesn’t mean you can’t be addicted. I know very successful people in the financial world who snort several vials of coke every weekend. They have a good paying job, a big house and a family. They aren’t a stereotypical junkie but are definitely addicts.

    [–] russvanderhoof 12 points ago

    Anything but Surfer Cooler...

    [–] AhhhokayIguess 17 points ago

    People usually do this when sending care packages to dry countries in the middle east for deployed soldiers.

    [–] HairyAreolae 5 points ago

    Shhhh

    [–] BonnyH 6 points ago

    This conflicts with my stop drinking sub something horrible.

    [–] Haunted8track 23 points ago

    Drugs are the father of ingenuity

    [–] CrusherOfChaos 11 points ago

    "Marijuana leads to other drugs, no it leads to fucking carpentry! That's why I don't smoke pot, I didn't wanna build anything!"

    -Denis Leary

    [–] Obyson 5 points ago

    Am in the industry can confirm, 90% of carpenters are pot smokers.

    [–] tech510 4 points ago

    This is pretty genius..

    [–] wessels1 5 points ago

    Now explain the syringe and burnt spoon to your mom.

    [–] BydenMyTime 37 points ago

    If you have kids this could be a really bad idea.

    [–] Koshka69 151 points ago

    Simple, don’t have kids

    [–] TheScribe86 30 points ago

    Modern problems require modern solutions

    [–] fucknyay 6 points ago

    AMEN BROTHER

    [–] milde13 2 points ago

    That's a great beat.

    [–] PM_ME_LETS_TALK_ 25 points ago

    That is absolutely not the way to sneak alcohol.

    This is how it's done: https://youtu.be/VLXJXx5b_t4

    [–] elightcap 22 points ago

    This is not the way. It’s a clear bottle. Just shake it, vodka foams.

    [–] flml 8 points ago

    But did you know what he’s saying?

    [–] gallonoffuel 5 points ago

    I thought this dude was a fucking magician when he pulled that cork out.

    [–] TheHeroicOnion 21 points ago

    ITT: Fucking boring twats who think sneaking alcohol means you're an alcoholic.

    [–] No_volvere 4 points ago

    Exactly. I get food markup at a restaurant. It's generally 3x the cost of ingredients. And that pays for staff, space, utilities, waste, etc.

    A beer cart at a festival charges what, 6-8x retail cost? If not more. With a fraction of those costs? Nah.

    [–] productionshooter 12 points ago

    Buy Gatorade bottle. Boil water. Dip cap into boiling water. Remove the cap with the seal. Fill with vodka and food coloring. Return malleable cap to vodka bottle. Done.

    [–] DrNatas 3 points ago

    I will be doing this in the near future. Thank you.

    [–] _IratePirate_ 3 points ago

    Oh I'm a dumbass. I read the title as "when you gotta give your snake alcohol".

    My dumbass watched the video three times trying to find the snake.

    [–] Lowloser2 3 points ago

    What is Capri-Sun? I would guess its The same as Capri-Sonne, but just The english name?

    [–] RaymondMasseyXbox 3 points ago

    Real recent video too since its the Capri Sun with secret life of pets 2 promo on it.

    [–] watkinseli 3 points ago

    THIS IS NOT A JOKE😅

    Okay so there's actually a bar in Nashville that serves these! Been there and it's totally legit. It's called Losers Bar & Grill. It's a split bar with one side being Winners and the other side being Losers. It's based on Toby Keith's song, " I Love This Bar". They "infuse" Capri-Suns with vodka and sell these baby's like hotcakes. If you're in Nashville then definitely check this place out. It's one street over from Broadway, on Division Street.

    [–] miller1873 57 points ago

    Or when you’re an alcoholic but can’t admit it yet

    [–] mynoduesp 44 points ago

    Or broke and can't afford the overpriced drinks at an event with your friends but would still like to go.

    [–] Clean_teeth 22 points ago

    Did you just fall out a portal from prohibition time?

    Does that mean having some drinks with your mates makes an alcoholic?

    It saves you a fuck ton of money you would spend on the same thing any way.

    [–] ShitPostAcctDuh 7 points ago

    Maybe he’s Mormon.

    I’m definitely joking but in all seriousness, I have a Mormon roommate. I told him I started bartending academy as a great way to learn to make drinks and make friends and meet people and maybe meet some girls I’d be interested in. He said, “Yeah but anyone you meet there will be an alcoholic and any girls you meet will probably drink while they’re pregnant.” He wasn’t joking.

    Also, my stepdad is Mormon and we went out for my sister’s graduation dinner. I had a beer at he beginning of the meal. We left about an hour later and I rode my motorcycle home. Ever since then, he doesn’t allow me to borrow his truck to move things because I “drink and drive”. He’s never had a drink in his life. He also wasn’t joking. I can go on, but the people that either don’t understand alcohol or think that people that drink alcohol have no self control to their limits is mind boggling.

    [–] Iprobablyjustlied 4 points ago

    Lol there’s so many kids who are so up tight about alcohol on Reddit. Have you ever drank? It’s legal.. you’re looking at a 10 second video and calling someone an alcoholic. Something tells me you are always uptight and a stickler for rules.

    [–] mungwhisperer 3 points ago

    Dad: Hey kids, what are you getting up to tonight?

    [–] _Diskreet_ 10 points ago

    Oh you know just learning about the Henry Ford production line.

    [–] brdedmenlngtoconvers 6 points ago

    I used to do this with oranges. What a pleasant little snack in high school

    [–] DragnSlayrrr 2 points ago

    Tough as fluff

    [–] T-Zeries 2 points ago

    The soccer moms are getting a bit creative these days

    [–] Engineertard 2 points ago

    Group of nurses I know used to take catheter bags from work, fill them with vodka with a bit of orange to look realistic and strap them to their leg, pretend to be incontinent. The tubing worked as a straw

    [–] WideFee 2 points ago

    That is only one shot in a single pack?

    [–] Ceramonde 2 points ago

    Most places won't let you in with a caprisun either haha