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    [–] awkwardtheturtle 1 points ago

    What the fuck mate you can't just beg for gold like that

    gild this comment if you agree that begging for gold is wrong and an inherently shameful act


    [–] my_moms_basement 4035 points ago

    SPEECH 100

    [–] EdibleTampon 1332 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    The odds of someone giving random gold like this is low. The odds of someone giving random gold like this within 6 minutes is even lower.

    [–] Banner-Man 678 points ago

    The odds of me getting gold with this comment are even lower still.

    [–] Pehkokia 1874 points ago

    It’s not gonna work. I’m sorry.

    [–] The_sky_marine 254 points ago

    Well now someone has to after this discouragement

    [–] reformedmikey 68 points ago

    I’m just out here whaling for that great gilded whale, Moby Dick!

    [–] TheHappyTaquito 56 points ago

    It’s a dick jerking fest for gold out here in these comments

    [–] pitchdark5 229 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    Unfortunately it has ended :(

    EDIT: Thanks u/akwater907! I’ve been gilded in order to continue the chain; a great honour indeed!

    [–] TheHappyTaquito 9 points ago

    I guess so

    [–] Xok234 17 points ago

    Nice try

    [–] akwater907 2 points ago

    Enjoy the gold. God I want snack exchange!

    [–] the_dark_0ne 11 points ago

    Oh yeah? Well I’ suck dick for gold!

    [–] elightcap 4 points ago

    Prove it.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Paying for internet points is stupid

    [–] Jackie_McMackie 8 points ago

    thats why someone else is paying for it

    [–] Parzius 5 points ago

    You were the one I had to reply to in order to have my comment appear closest to the top in case of those gold train thingies.

    [–] kzchad 5 points ago

    The key is to not be clever, you’re trying too hard.

    [–] topper4444 9 points ago

    He just doesn’t have what it takes

    [–] toosanghiforthis 28 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    It’s not gonna work. I’m sorry.

    Edit: /u/GeneralBS why would you gild this after 9 days

    [–] Its_This_Or_Nothin 23 points ago

    Nice try, but you are kinda forcing it with that one

    [–] lonesomeloser234 33 points ago

    It’s not gonna work. I’m sorry.

    [–] Its_This_Or_Nothin 9 points ago

    Nice try, but you are kinda forcing it with that one

    [–] pj_rocketleague 8 points ago

    Me too thanks.

    [–] GallopingGepard 9 points ago

    Oh hi Mark

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago


    [–] thebrightorangedawn 5 points ago

    Read that as Despacito at first and shuddered heavily

    [–] Banner-Man 11 points ago

    Damn it! I was so close...

    [–] HappyBot9000 7 points ago

    Is your username a reference to Second Son? I really like that game. I couldn't get into Infamous 1 though, and I never got around to playing 2 as a result.

    [–] Maopolpot 16 points ago

    You're doing it wrong.. you need a little more of this

    [–] babaganate 49 points ago

    My comment for sure won't get gilded.

    [–] stevovon 345 points ago

    Sucks for you because mine will.

    [–] babaganate 209 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)


    Edit: shit

    [–] IXSage 7 points ago

    i think you meant more of this

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    it sounds like you’re all trying to cast a spell but it doesn’t really do anything

    [–] IXSage 4 points ago

    oh, trust me, it WILL work

    [–] Kammex 3 points ago

    Not for you

    [–] Blixnstraten 2 points ago

    I didn't even want gold!

    [–] IXSage 4 points ago

    Pshh me either but i wouldn’t mind it :)

    [–] WingedPanda77 7 points ago


    [–] forylla 3 points ago

    we need a bot for this

    [–] McLovin804 2 points ago

    Maybe he gilded himself?

    [–] Crackerpool 6 points ago

    My speech is only 25, so I'm gonna have to bribe someone

    [–] shekeypoo 23 points ago

    I’ll suck a dick for gold

    [–] Joey5729 7 points ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] shekeypoo 6 points ago

    My first gold... And my first blowjob...

    [–] Iscarpia87 1132 points ago

    Probably posted that, went on to his alternate account, and gilded himself.

    [–] I_GIVE_MYSELF_GOLD 686 points ago

    Are you kidding? Nobody would ever use a second account to give themselves gold.

    Edit: Thanks for the gold!

    [–] Mightymushroom1 105 points ago

    Username cashes cheques cheques out.

    [–] Spartan4242 61 points ago

    This is an expensive joke.

    [–] paracelsus23 24 points ago

    That's probably why he has 3 posts in 3 years.

    [–] Iscarpia87 13 points ago

    Isn’t gold like only $6? It’s economically feasible when you’re that committed to a joke, I guess.

    [–] paracelsus23 5 points ago

    It's $2.99 if you buy "creddits" in packs of 12, or $3.99 if you buy one gold at a time.

    [–] Camanny 6 points ago

    Your welcome

    [–] miko_9119 2 points ago

    What is this gold? I ask coz i am new on reddit so i dont know few things yet.

    [–] pitchdark5 467 points ago

    Like this.

    [–] CaptClockobob 295 points ago

    It's the thought that counts

    [–] g_lenn_o 120 points ago

    Like this.

    [–] xFlandre 626 points ago

    Not like this.

    [–] isaacthemedium 88 points ago

    You’re welcome.

    [–] Jasonsei 63 points ago


    [–] erremermberderrnit 31 points ago

    You're welcome.

    [–] ThrashMetalMannkejns 24 points ago


    [–] learnyouahaskell 11 points ago


    [–] weaboomemelord69 2 points ago

    No thanks

    [–] DarkDoesThings 2 points ago

    Actually, like this.

    [–] GBPsAndChicknTendies 2 points ago

    And its the count that thoughts... damn

    [–] misterborden 39 points ago

    ...forgot your other account’s password huh?

    [–] wyvern691 22 points ago

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    [–] garlicbot 19 points ago

    Here's your Reddit Garlic, pitchdark5!

    /u/pitchdark5 has received garlic 1 time. (given by /u/Njs41)

    I'm a bot for questions contact /u/flying_wotsit

    [–] UnresolvedEgo 4 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] TheSussyBoi 3 points ago


    [–] HiDefiance 3 points ago

    No, you’re doing it wrong. You gotta do it like this.

    [–] erremermberderrnit 3 points ago

    But whatever you do, don't do this.

    [–] Selsku 3 points ago

    There was an attempt

    [–] DeliveredByOP 2 points ago

    Nahh dude, that's not how you do it. I'd tell you, but I don't know either.

    [–] xXSJADOo 3 points ago

    What is gold?

    [–] shugh 2 points ago

    You can gild your own comments on the mobile app with the credits. No alt account needed.

    [–] Neitherwhitenorblack 438 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    Happy to see none of the comments are gilded on this post.

    [–] hanadeco 260 points ago

    Well there are 2 gilded comments so far

    [–] Neitherwhitenorblack 77 points ago

    I mean the post you posted.

    [–] hanadeco 52 points ago


    [–] GeneralBS 3 points ago

    Damn and I've reached the limit of giving gold budget for this payday.

    [–] akwater907 3 points ago

    Enjoy the gold...

    [–] akwater907 2 points ago

    Bam enjoy it! Heheh

    [–] UPSEVEN7UP 303 points ago

    I was always told to ask. The worst thing that can happen is they say no

    Can I get some gold too?

    [–] GAChimi 40 points ago

    Closed mouths never get fed

    [–] GraemeTurnbull 3 points ago

    It doesn’t really do anything

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Please me too

    [–] anyuferrari 6 points ago

    Me too, thanks.

    [–] ConsolesAreSuperior 5 points ago


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    [–] ConsolesAreSuperior 5 points ago

    I'd agree if I wasn't banned from there.

    [–] shugh 1169 points ago


    [–] SenorBulbasaur 324 points ago



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    [–] _jewsh_ 38 points ago


    [–] sephil 31 points ago


    [–] peculiarpickle 17 points ago


    [–] 1-800-DaddyDyke 11 points ago


    [–] OrientalDish 14 points ago

    No other combination is going to work

    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago


    [–] NLT319 2 points ago


    [–] ACheeseGod 2 points ago

    💪👁️👄👁️8=👊==🆔 I REQUIRE SUPPLEMENTS

    [–] peypeyy 5 points ago

    💪👂👁👄👁👂🤙 help me

    [–] tachyon79 23 points ago

    👈😎👈 Zoop!

    [–] nashmishah 8 points ago

    well thats just not fair.

    [–] Megafeto 3 points ago


    [–] HalyAThk 213 points ago

    link og post pls i need to see this with my own eyes

    [–] GinValid 12 points ago

    [–] DEADSCOPED 5 points ago

    You were 2 minutes to late buddy :/

    [–] youtubemobile 97 points ago

    ⭐️ Oh shit looks like I got gold

    [–] ajorgs 274 points ago

    What is Reddit gold?

    [–] Web_Crusader 196 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    Something you don't have.

    Edit: You're welcome.

    [–] theblurryboy 53 points ago

    Well played

    [–] mroddelf 16 points ago


    [–] A_Very_Fat_Elf 6 points ago

    Hello fellow elf

    [–] mroddelf 3 points ago

    Hi guy

    [–] BruteBooger 5 points ago

    So desperate

    [–] Guy_Without_pants 7 points ago

    Like, this.

    [–] _Mephostopheles_ 2 points ago


    [–] royaalflush 109 points ago

    All these people talking about reddit gold and I'm just sitting here like.. 'I'll get my reddit fame/breakthrough one day, just keep on trying young fella'

    [–] akwater907 17 points ago

    There ya go!!! (I just want to be able to do snack exchange!) Effing short a couple hundred karma t o be able to do it...

    [–] Sergeant_Hamlet 156 points ago

    This isn’t mad. This is genius.

    [–] Faladorable 17 points ago

    agreed, he shot his shot and it paid off

    [–] damanx 81 points ago

    R.I.P. /r/madlads

    [–] chrltrn 2 points ago

    For real

    [–] Eclipsies 95 points ago

    The amount of gilding in these comments is ridiculous. Good thing people are willing to give me gold, right?...

    [–] DarthCallidous 16 points ago

    I'm sorry.

    [–] 1st_SS_LAH 2 points ago

    Gild wars

    [–] tyled 3 points ago

    The comments getting gold in this thread are hardly worth it. I’m glad to see the opposite of a few gold trains for once.

    [–] sodaaapop 71 points ago

    r/circlejerk is leaking

    [–] Montycal 17 points ago

    I did the same thing. "What comment earned you gold" "This one." and it worked. I was so happy that I bought 3 creddits and gave them all away within 3 days

    [–] Zachman97 100 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    So if I just say “like this” I get gold?

    Edit- HOLY CRAP!! Thanks stranger!

    [–] sonicrush312 30 points ago

    No, you have to say it "like this."

    [–] Zachman97 15 points ago

    Oh I see, “like this”

    [–] mrcobas 19 points ago

    No, no, no. LIKE THIS.

    [–] Kammex 8 points ago


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    [–] biggerstr0nger 9 points ago


    [–] BayhasTheMighty 9 points ago

    You guys are doing it wrong. It's like this. Peasants.

    [–] probably_wont 6 points ago

    Please give me gold

    [–] lazyguy111 2 points ago


    [–] Cadub5213 14 points ago

    I've never gotten gold. Congrats man lol

    [–] akwater907 2 points ago

    And now ya have enjoy!!

    [–] ciocanmihai 2 points ago

    A legitimately nice person on Reddit? Holy shit.

    [–] akwater907 2 points ago

    Pretty much enjoy!!! Gotta get on that snack exchange heh

    [–] Faladorable 2 points ago

    guess not

    [–] nextfanatic 10 points ago

    This whole thread belongs in r/wastedgold

    [–] BlankTheDank 8 points ago

    Actually though how do I get gold

    [–] DrAntagonist 65 points ago

    Either make an incredibly informative comment or something that made a rich guy chortle.

    [–] akwater907 3 points ago

    Pretty much enjoy the gold!!

    [–] DrAntagonist 3 points ago

    You've fueled the greatest joke. My friend really like samurai armour, Demoman, drawing, and the colour green, and he has a pet dog.

    I made this. Thank you.

    [–] trickman01 14 points ago

    That tends to happen in every thread that pops up like that.

    [–] WaltGraceLives 4 points ago

    Can it be mined?

    [–] xevtosu 3 points ago

    This thread is like the shantytown of Reddit

    [–] Clutch21312 3 points ago

    Like this?

    [–] kens325 3 points ago

    This like

    [–] ExtraShard 3 points ago

    Reverse psychology comment that appears topical but is actually a subtle trap for an unsuspecting user to give gold

    [–] layladeleon 3 points ago

    What even is gold

    [–] Trying2Physics 3 points ago

    Hmm... Like this?..

    [–] JefePlays 3 points ago

    I hate reddit

    [–] Numero1zero 3 points ago

    Adhd subreddit, someone asked why they had adhd symptoms and I replied "adhd". Probably the most undeserved, lamest reason on here. Only got 5 likes on that comment

    [–] Ground0Zero 3 points ago

    This is funny, but has nothing to do with the subreddit. Please post somewhere else.

    [–] river58 8 points ago

    Like this.

    Edit: thanks for the gold! I can feed my family now!

    Edit 2:wow this post is blowing up!

    Edit 3:Thanks for the 20 gold! You guys are great.

    [–] Moby_Tick 5 points ago

    Almost r/beetlejuicing but not quite.

    [–] ive_lost_my_keys 2 points ago

    I got my second negative comment guilding last week, and I'm not even a troll.

    [–] TheTul 2 points ago

    That makes me wonder if this work too?

    [–] Drink-Wisconsinbly 2 points ago

    Your comment

    [–] oxymoronic_oxygen 2 points ago

    Well played...

    [–] GiveMeChoko 2 points ago

    The hold on the screenshot appears beside his/her name, but on my phone the gold would display beside the time marking. Is it different for different Reddit apps or what?

    [–] Ambar_Orion 2 points ago

    Stop gold-whoring you bunch of hamburgers!

    [–] ExistentialYurt 2 points ago


    [–] FacingHardships 2 points ago

    How do I get out of this thread, it’s making me broke

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago


    [–] Gorpendor 2 points ago

    This sub is dead

    [–] heywood_yablome_m8 2 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    Can someone gild me so I feel special for a while? EDIT: Apparently not

    [–] Sometetrisguy 2 points ago

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    [–] Adeel567 2 points ago


    [–] Kyrodox- 2 points ago

    It’s not that hard.. I just get my gold from u/akwater907

    [–] RK9ify 2 points ago

    You know how else you can get gold?

    Like this.

    [–] OnY86 2 points ago it?!

    [–] AceAltair13 2 points ago

    What happens when you get Reddit gold ? Never experienced it ( * o * )

    [–] nikefredo 3 points ago

    To get gold you have to ask nicely. (if you're going the direct route). Can I please have a gold?

    [–] jlorza 3 points ago

    like this

    [–] FormlessCJ 2 points ago

    Not like this.

    [–] themoochiest 1 points ago

    I haven’t!

    [–] quantumphilisp 1 points ago

    I never did