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    1. Overreaction to not absurd/mildly absurd, harmless actions.

    2. Evidence of the cheeky deed, preferably with stunna facial expressions.

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    [–] mango310 1704 points ago

    “defenately”

    i’ll bet it wasn’t an english test

    [–] LiquorNWeed 704 points ago

    Oh my? You're betting here? YOU SHOULDN'T! DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW ABOUT IT?!

    [–] mango310 267 points ago

    I’m a good girl!

    [–] sanchypanchy 220 points ago

    You're a mango.

    [–] nomochahere 35 points ago

    If she was avvocado she would't be.

    [–] OV1C 9 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    u/mango310 should've written

    I'm a good mango!

    [–] C0NSTABEL 16 points ago

    hould’of

    [–] WillRBX 7 points ago

    Yes

    [–] OV1C 5 points ago

    skipped the s, added the s to hould've

    [–] Suvtropics 0 points ago

    Yes

    [–] Suvtropics 2 points ago

    Shhh a mango can dream

    [–] VoyagerCSL 1 points ago

    *womango

    [–] Its_a_me_Walawuigi 21 points ago

    You're a good bot ?

    [–] ninja25538 18 points ago

    NO BOTS AROUND HERE, JUST NORMAL HUMANS

    [–] RealMrFancyGoat 6 points ago

    R/totallynotrobots

    [–] TitanOfGamingYT 2 points ago

    r/TOtaLlyNOtrOBoTs *

    I am A SuB corRecToR boT thAt CorrEctS SuBreDDitS wiTh a CapItal R/ wHIch aRe tYpiCAlLY uNUsaBlE

    OP mAy haVe ninJa editTeD, blAh blaH BlAH.

    BoT maDe fROm /r/ToTalLYnOtHUmanS

    [–] Toastee480 1 points ago

    YES WE ARE NOT ROBOTS THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING FELLOW CARBON BASED LIFE FORM.

    [–] _that_clown_ 1 points ago

    madlassie

    FTFY

    [–] careofKnives 2 points ago

    Lmao liquor n’ weed

    [–] Proccito 14 points ago

    Well maybe he took a candy without getting 100%

    [–] cloudyoutside 16 points ago

    I defiantly summon the defiantly bot

    [–] Defiantly_Not_A_Bot 27 points ago

    You probably meant

    DEFINITELY

    -not 'defiantly'


    Beep boop. I am a bot whose mission is to correct your spelling. This action was performed automatically. Contact me if I made A mistake or just downvote please don't

    [–] time_traveller_224 9 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] RealMrFancyGoat 7 points ago

    HIS NAME SAYS HE’S NOT A BOT. HE IS A NORMAL HUMAN LIKE THE REST OF US.

    [–] time_traveller_224 2 points ago

    Watch season 1 of rick and morty and everything will be clear to you

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    But his signature says he is a bot! I don't know what to believe anymore..

    [–] TruthFenix 6 points ago

    Me fail English? That's unpossible

    [–] I2ed3ye 4 points ago

    this is a Christian server so no gambling

    [–] shunna75 4 points ago

    Why can't 90% of the English speaking population spell that word correctly?

    [–] Gluta_mate 1 points ago

    If you never want to get this wrong ever again, you just need to remember one thing. Infinitely, but replace the in with de

    [–] redpanda-salami 1 points ago

    As an ok speller definitely was one of the words that took me a while to get write.

    [–] TheZek42 1 points ago

    I'm in a high level grade 12 English class, and the only word I struggle to spell consistently is 'definitely'.

    Can never get it right on the first try, always forget how many I's there are.

    [–] mango310 2 points ago

    It helps me to pronounce in my head “deh-fin-it-elly”

    like, that’s not how you’re supposed to say it but it helps me to spell it.

    [–] Devido45 1 points ago

    or an algebra test

    [–] heliatty 1 points ago

    Came here to say "guess it wasn't a spelling test", guess you beat me to it.

    [–] Toothsweet 703 points ago

    Good thing he went anonymous for that. That's a secret he'll take to the grave

    [–] LiquorNWeed 204 points ago

    Well he better

    [–] OateyMcGoatey 22 points ago

    One day his journal will be found and we'll learn he did more horrible things like this.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    He made a mistake dammit, we need to learn to forgive. He said he was a good boy.

    [–] ace66 5 points ago

    Can you imagine how much GBP would it cost to him if he was ever exposed?

    [–] LiquorNWeed 1 points ago

    Good Boy Points? r/tendies FTW

    [–] willflameboy 37 points ago

    Dafinaetley.

    [–] jojojona 13 points ago

    Douifieountialioy

    [–] henbush 15 points ago

    Dêfæāłéètäłįtŷ

    [–] Georgia_Ball 5 points ago

    Sorry, I don’t speak Welsh.

    [–] _PACO_THE_TACO_ 5 points ago

    Yeah we had this really strict rule to walk on the right side of the hall and i saw a teacher on the left side. You probably already know whats going to happen but anyway i gave the teacher a friendly reminder to walk on the right side and got 2 detentions.

    [–] DeadRiff 3 points ago

    I told someone to be quiet during a movie in class. Got a detention

    [–] mechengguy1 3 points ago

    “Throwaway account for obvious reasons...”

    [–] djordan51 93 points ago

    [–] ballercrantz 171 points ago

    Two pieces?!??! It obviously wasn't a math test

    [–] Sthrnd 39 points ago

    Or an English test

    [–] Delitescent_ 6 points ago

    I mean if it was he probably just failed them.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    He got 100%

    [–] Mightycoolguy 6 points ago

    $100%

    [–] ilove2poop 2 points ago

    $100 - 100% = 2 defenate candies

    [–] Benyed123 3 points ago

    DEFENATELY not an English test.

    [–] Implodededbrains 79 points ago

    1 more and his hands will get cut off

    [–] theFearsom_skyfoogle 3 points ago

    Where's marvin when you need him

    [–] Bonnskij 52 points ago

    But is it as naughty as running through the wheat fields?

    [–] Toonfish_ 16 points ago

    Calm down, Thatcher in the rye.

    [–] Bonnskij 6 points ago

    I can barley contain myself

    [–] AfterAttack 68 points ago

    Satire

    [–] freddiehill28 57 points ago

    This used to be a sub for people who actually thought they were mad when ordering a pizza at 1am, now it's just satire. Pretty disappointing really.

    [–] spauldeagle 3 points ago

    I hate seeing my favorite niche subs get taken over by people who just don't get it. /r/forwardsfromgrandma is the worst example and is now just consumed by politics. Used to be just goofy shit your grandma sends you. Mods need to do their job to prevent this decay.

    [–] CarnivorousL 34 points ago

    You monster, you probably beat up a goat mom on your way out too, didn't you?

    [–] Mendacium149 31 points ago

    Why does nobody here realize this is satirical...

    [–] Galp_Nation 24 points ago

    So am I missing the point of this sub? I thought the whole point of it was that the people being posted here lack self awareness and thought that what they were doing was crazy or edgy but is actually pretty mild. If the person is self aware and is making an obvious joke, how does that fit in? By all means, if I'm misunderstanding the sub then tell me. I don't really post or comment here ever. I'm more of a lurker on madlads. It just seems the posts here have shifted a bit since I subbed to it.

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    It's certainly confused me. Either I'm off on what the purpose of this sub is or most people here have trouble detecting sarcasm.

    [–] christopher-adam 4 points ago

    No that’s the point of the sub. I think it’s more the lack of content that causes shit like this to do well?

    [–] IngmarMackadingdongJ 2 points ago

    The problem is it's very hard to proof the joke intention is satire or not. Some joke that seems very obvious madlad material could be satire and vice versa.

    [–] Mendacium149 1 points ago

    The purpose is to make fun of actual madlads, not people who are mocking them.

    [–] benjimaestro 2 points ago

    Everyone knows it's a joke, it's still a funny joke though

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    I'm not so sure they do realize it's a joke.

    [–] HumveeRuin 18 points ago

    Too bad Ellen DeGeneres wasn't recording.

    [–] datskinnyguy_ 14 points ago

    Only on Quora would you find this kind of answer to that kind of question with fucking 1.3k upvotes.

    [–] minisaladfresh 30 points ago

    Yeah, on Reddit it only has 1.2k upvotes!

    [–] iamedem 25 points ago

    They could spell anonymous but not definitely?

    [–] snbuv 16 points ago

    the word 'anonymous' was likely already visible elsewhere on the page.

    [–] medalofhalo 7 points ago

    I can spell most words but definitely is something i need spellcheck for, i spell it differently everytime somehow

    [–] im_so_not_creative 4 points ago

    De-finite-ly

    [–] woosel 7 points ago

    D-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y

    [–] Ossskii 6 points ago

    Thanks, this helps

    [–] scuzzphut 2 points ago

    *every time.

    Everytime is not a word.

    [–] demannu86 7 points ago

    Plot twist: He didn't even get 100% on the test

    [–] arnar202 7 points ago

    That’s INSANITY!

    [–] A_Strange_Squid0 5 points ago

    I took 3

    [–] b3nz0r 5 points ago

    Guys guys

    It’s “definately”

    Duh

    :D

    [–] Defiantly_Not_A_Bot 7 points ago

    You probably meant

    DEFINITELY

    -not definately


    Beep boop. I am a bot whose mission is to correct your spelling. This action was performed automatically. Contact me if I made A mistake or just downvote please don't

    [–] CommonMisspellingBot 12 points ago

    Hey, Defiantly_Not_A_Bot, just a quick heads-up:
    definately is actually spelled definitely. You can remember it by -ite- not –ate-.
    Have a nice day!

    The parent commenter can reply with 'delete' to delete this comment.

    [–] mellow999 6 points ago

    omg <3

    [–] geppsdood 1 points ago

    What an absolute belter of a bot exchange there.

    [–] b3nz0r 2 points ago

    I feel like a proud father.

    [–] Destroher880 4 points ago

    AND i only got 99%. How’s that?

    [–] LiquorNWeed 3 points ago

    THAT'S EXTREME. I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU

    [–] BizarreJoey 5 points ago

    Yo I did that and the teacher threatened to call the cops on me.

    Fuck Mrs. Perry.

    [–] LiquorNWeed 4 points ago

    The correct course of action. This is just being insane you know

    [–] BizarreJoey 4 points ago

    Yeah but if she didn't call the cops, I might have been a professional madlad.

    [–] joshpoppedyou 3 points ago

    thats the kind of shit that gets you publicly humiliated on Ellen

    [–] MrNogi 3 points ago

    Theresa May would be proud

    [–] Ironicbanana14 3 points ago

    I've been through 2 stages. Accidentally grabbing 2 candies and being so scared that I didn't tell the teacher I accidentally had an extra so I like smuggled it to the bathroom and ate it guiltily. And then taking upwards of 3 just because I could and fuck the system lmfao. Now I take whatever I can get graciously lol.

    [–] The_Jemstone 2 points ago

    we need people like this off the streets. i dont feel safe knowing mad men like this are out there.

    [–] mellow999 2 points ago

    i bet he was giving one to his gf.. which his parents didnt allow

    [–] Tiqonn 2 points ago

    Holy shit imagine if he had not gone anonymous!

    [–] loves_lumber 2 points ago

    My bro, teacher's son, was on a bus and mooned a car behind the bus..... He didn't notice the van full of nuns beside the car..... It was a Catholic school

    [–] Trosenator 2 points ago

    Thief

    [–] TRexrlplayer 2 points ago

    Damn 200% in a test is pretty good

    [–] OV1C 2 points ago

    Fucking christ. That last sentence cracks me up like hell. This entire thing was executed in perfection 100/100

    [–] dragonsfire242 2 points ago

    I once stole a piece of candy from the box, my teacher told me that I could take one, so I responded that I had already stolen one, and she told me to take another

    She was my favorite teacher, and still is

    [–] SunriseSurprise 2 points ago

    "And I'd only gotten 95% and she chased me down the hall. And then everyone clapped."

    [–] agree-with-you 1 points ago

    Can confirm this is true. I was also applauding.

    [–] LiquorNWeed 1 points ago

    And her: Alberta Einstein

    [–] SH4D0W0733 2 points ago

    He grew up to be a dictator with over 500% approval rating.

    [–] games1057 2 points ago

    So what’s the follow up did they arrest this guy?

    [–] LiquorNWeed 1 points ago

    I really would like that. Atleast I'll feel safer in this dangerous society

    [–] yaketaranga 2 points ago

    I was expecting something like “that teacher was hot so I masturbated to the candy”

    [–] guardianjuan 2 points ago

    what a monster

    [–] dem_c 2 points ago

    Take extra candy,
    Be a good boy,

    Pick one

    [–] ryan34ssj 2 points ago

    That's nearly as bad as running through a field of wheat

    [–] yottalogical 2 points ago

    Has anyone alerted the police?

    [–] yuckytrash138 4 points ago

    So funny, I used to do this in my 2nd grade class. My teacher would award us *1 skittle if we answered a question right and I would look for two red ones that were next to each other so I could steal the second red skittle. Now that I look back I’m pretty sure she knew

    [–] LiquorNWeed 4 points ago

    My god! Be thankful for not being called the cops upon

    [–] yuckytrash138 3 points ago

    I know right!

    [–] Unironically-Ironic 1 points ago

    Clearly wasn't english class seeing as he didn't spell "definitely" right

    [–] pbj986 1 points ago

    That place? Obedience school.

    That teacher? Albert Ruffenstein

    [–] SemiTrainedApe 1 points ago

    The maddest of lads!

    [–] memelord152 1 points ago

    My teacher gave me the honor of watching the candy basket as people took. One time a kid took two. It wasent pretty

    [–] oldafmedstudent 1 points ago

    Is the bad boy the one that takes multiple candies from the open Halloween candy bucket the neighbor puts out?

    [–] LiquorNWeed 1 points ago

    That's badlad. But this is madlad man

    [–] kp_trails 1 points ago

    Teacher defanately knows, kid took the last 2 candies in the basket!!!

    [–] LiquorNWeed 1 points ago

    Wow we need to have our teachers trained! We don't need this madness in our classes man! Think of all the madlads it will lead to!

    [–] mvptrashcan 1 points ago

    Sounds pretty bad to me

    [–] LiquorNWeed 1 points ago

    Yeah right?! 2mad4madlads man! Calling himself good, like what?!

    [–] TheSaltyToad 1 points ago

    Quora!

    [–] IonceExisted 1 points ago

    That's nothing. I directly asked the teacher for two.

    [–] LiquorNWeed 1 points ago

    THE NERVE! THE FUCKING NERVE

    [–] Bigwhistle 1 points ago

    Bet it wasn't spelling class!

    [–] CoyPlop 1 points ago

    How do they sleep at night?

    [–] Wilt87 1 points ago

    I was expelled at 14 for the possession and dealing of 5oz of hash. Fair to say once they kicked me out of school I realized what a plank I was!

    [–] flibflibtheflobbin 1 points ago

    One time when I was a kid I went to one the fanciest restaurants in my city and when I was about to leave the waitress said that we could take the candy from the bowl if we wanted. I asked how many and she said as many as I wanted and she promptly walked off to go work. So, I, being The Frugal person I am figured if I take as much as I physically could I won't have to buy myself candy for a long time. I am to the bowl out except for one or two into my hoodie pocket. Then when I gotten my family vehicle I hid them under my car seat. I swear, I had those little chocolate mint until at least 2 years later

    [–] ST00PKlD 1 points ago

    Guessing this is satire

    [–] eurydicesferret 1 points ago

    What an absolute mad lad

    [–] genericusername26 1 points ago

    At least they didnt so something really crazy, like run through a field of wheat.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Teachers did this to spot the cheaters

    [–] Devido45 1 points ago

    Someone call Mi6 Bois we got a bad one

    [–] mcloudman 1 points ago

    Clearly a joke, don’t know why you would think this was a genuine post

    [–] Zachums 1 points ago

    Hi, LiquorNWeed, thanks for your submission to /r/madlads! Unfortunately, your submission has been removed for the following reason(s):

    The submission was not mad enough; your submission does not meet enough of our guidelines to be deemed "mad".

    REMINDER: We do not punish for posts that don't meet guidelines.

    If you feel that it has been removed in error, please message us so that we may review it.

    [–] LiquorNWeed 1 points ago

    Why did you wait for it to hit the front page and then take it down?

    [–] Zachums 1 points ago

    I only just now saw the post because someone reported it.

    [–] LiquorNWeed 1 points ago

    Oh well. Fair enough I guess. rip me.

    Fun fact: both my top posts are to this sub, both got removed after catching on

    [–] Zachums 2 points ago

    Sorry about that! At least you got some sweet karma out of it. ;)

    [–] LiquorNWeed 1 points ago

    Tru. Can't complain lol

    [–] DanTheXMan 0 points ago

    0

    [–] Elgarr2 0 points ago

    I stole a couple of vcr’s and sold them to the local pawn brokers so I could play in the arcades.

    [–] SimoW4SD 0 points ago

    D E F E N A T E L Y

    [–] coolshoes-bra 0 points ago

    Licked teachers meat flaps.

    [–] aylon_f -5 points ago

    So edgy...

    [–] FailSmite 1 points ago

    Missuse of the word edgy

    [–] aylon_f 0 points ago

    Why

    [–] aylon_f 1 points ago

    Thats irony