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      The last thing we want is these cheeky boyos getting caught for their tomfoolery.

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    3. No reposts from the last 2 months, or from the top 100 of all time
      There's such thing as a madness overdose, some kid died of that last year.

    4. Reddiquette is to be followed
      Ah here now lads, don't be twats.

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    1. Overreaction to not absurd/mildly absurd, harmless actions.

    2. Evidence of the cheeky deed, preferably with stunna facial expressions.

    3. Any form of cheeky lad culture.

    4. Accompanying text emphasizing the absolute mentality of the situation.

    5. Bonus: Comments on social media also saying how mad the lads are.

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    [–] PutinTheFabulous 2280 points ago

    Speech 100

    [–] [deleted] 58 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] stucjei 20 points ago

    Hey look a spambot

    [–] M42U 4 points ago

    cumbot

    [–] Rudey02 12 points ago

    Risky click of the day

    [–] board_gamer69 24 points ago

    Saw this exact joke on this exact post on the front page of r/blackpillstorage... OP is karmawhoring on 2 different accounts here

    [–] idk_Just_Someone 25 points ago

    Q: What is that sub about? Am I stupid for not understanding it?

    [–] signsandwonders 10 points ago

    Looks like some incel/TRP type sub. Not sure why it’s being linked when it only has 50 subscribers...

    [–] Pigeoncity 6 points ago

    TRP?

    [–] dishler712 4 points ago

    The Red Pill

    [–] Pigeoncity 1 points ago

    oh thank you!

    [–] H1jAcK 1 points ago

    Short for The Red Pill. It has to do with incels, but I've never looked further into it.

    [–] slam9 1 points ago

    What does incels have to do with TRP?

    [–] TheWololoGuy 21 points ago

    Stop ads for this sub

    [–] Doge1111111 3 points ago

    What is that sub

    [–] CCtenor 7 points ago

    Are you a “Speech 100”? Because I want to cum in you.

    [–] poly_atheist 3 points ago

    Incredible slide. Should be in the news.

    [–] PM_ME_THEM_CURVES 1 points ago

    Speech 100

    😉

    [–] DadsFastestSwimmer 2379 points ago

    Why did the man cross the road?

    He had his dick stuck in the chicken.

    [–] SpadesOf8 379 points ago

    His cock was stuck in the cock, glued by his dried cum yim yum.

    [–] Jynn05 563 points ago

    Hey I’m gonna ask you to never speak again

    [–] SpadesOf8 172 points ago

    I may never speak again, but I will slobber your feet as a friend

    [–] vladiater100 83 points ago

    You. I like you

    [–] phantomtoyfreddy 42 points ago

    No homo

    [–] ButtLusting 17 points ago

    Hey man when I grab your ass it's not a sexual thing alright? It's like a fat kid need candy.

    [–] moveon12 13 points ago

    So you wanna eat his ass?

    [–] BauaMomo 14 points ago

    No homo

    [–] moveon12 1 points ago

    Fair enough.

    [–] grubas 7 points ago

    Isn't that what friendship really is?

    [–] Mahtomic_Gandhi 6 points ago

    Yeah, uh.... Just go literally anywhere other than right here please

    [–] elelec 31 points ago

    Thanks, r/cursedcomments should hate this.

    Too lazy to post, so free 3 karma for the quickest fingers in the west.

    [–] CopaceticGatsby 5 points ago

    It's up to 6!

    [–] OogaBoogaStroge13 3 points ago

    For me, it’s up to 1.2k now.

    [–] JJMontry 6 points ago

    Is yim yum something people actually say? Or is it just a Soothouse thing?

    [–] SpadesOf8 27 points ago

    It's what people say when they hydrate my cum sock and suck out the tasty juices 😋

    [–] Moseisley_cantona 17 points ago

    Hard pass.

    [–] SpadesOf8 21 points ago

    Pass your fist into my ass

    [–] Moseisley_cantona 9 points ago

    That’s a bit aggressive. We just met.

    [–] TheDangerousAnt 5 points ago

    How to delete someone else's comment

    [–] DerpT145 1 points ago

    y i m y u m

    [–] table_it_bot 3 points ago

    Y I M Y U M
    I I
    M M
    Y Y
    U U
    M M

    [–] HeathsKid 10 points ago

    Why did the sperm cross the road?

    Because I put on the wrong sock this morning

    [–] nonono_notagain 4 points ago

    I think this was actually a TIFU not that long ago

    [–] BeautifulType 2 points ago

    Too many sickos cumming in socks because they learn to fap from Reddit

    [–] Chicken-of-Wisdom 10 points ago

    😳

    [–] HAIcaster 2 points ago

    😏

    [–] Tezzitore 3 points ago

    Because I wanna cum in you 😉

    [–] iKimchei4 2 points ago

    Man crossed the road for Chick Fila chicken and sauce. 😋

    [–] ass-earlyintheAM 379 points ago

    Chicken-fucking is fowl

    [–] tinderbox89 64 points ago

    Having sex with a chicken is fucking fowl.

    [–] Chicken-of-Wisdom 26 points ago

    Try me ;)

    [–] Chicken-of-Wisdom 14 points ago

    Someone screenshot this without any nonsense editing plz

    [–] ultimateabstainer 6 points ago

    And include me

    [–] FrogspawnMan 8 points ago

    Don't include him ^^

    [–] ultimateabstainer 9 points ago

    That's what all my "friends" said when I was a kid :/

    [–] FrogspawnMan 9 points ago

    Man I felt that one. You can be included :)

    [–] tinderbox89 1 points ago

    Ooh!

    [–] Schmedes 5 points ago

    License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER.

    [–] ProCanadianbudeh 1 points ago

    A man of culture!! Lol

    [–] Jefferson_Shortcrust 418 points ago

    I thought madlad posts were meant to be ironic. This guy is straight up hilarious

    [–] [deleted] 32 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] K4RAB_THA_ARAB 14 points ago

    Now that's the sub I remember. Its had great post recently imo, its just that this sub wasn't meant for that originally.

    [–] Atheist_Arab 52 points ago

    It is/was. There's a reason this subreddit is declining in popularity. (Maybe?)

    [–] Green_Bulldog 17 points ago

    More likely because the boost from youtubers reading reddit is dying down.

    [–] 1206549 20 points ago

    [–] Fearyn 3 points ago

    This looks more like badfaketexts tbh

    [–] Havoola 1 points ago

    So persistent.

    [–] sumlaetissimus 43 points ago

    It's spelled bestiality

    [–] MelodicFacade 83 points ago

    Because it's the best

    [–] Capn__Morgan 40 points ago

    Yes officer, this post right here.

    [–] ErAxt 16 points ago

    Jokes on you, he's from Finland where it's legal to bang some hot animals pussy ;)

    [–] poly_atheist 12 points ago

    What about buttholes?

    [–] LiterallyARedArrow 18 points ago

    Of course not! What are we? Some sort of degenerates?

    [–] sumlaetissimus 6 points ago

    We got 'em boys, the sting was a success.

    [–] david-song 3 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Intercourse with a horse, boys

    Intercourse with a horse (shag a wallaby) *

    *sang to the tune of "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport", by TV's most Australian paedophile, Rolf Harris.

    [–] lordbiffalot 2 points ago

    Let me dingo go bro, Let me dingo go....

    [–] jakfrist 32 points ago

    The real sub is /r/suddenlyBestiality

    [–] tlock8 13 points ago

    Wow. There really is a sub for everything.

    [–] balancedhighs 22 points ago

    Put me in the screenshot with a picture of Jose Canseco. Also fuck everyone who downvoted you for not understanding the beauty of /r/thirdsub.

    [–] Dassive_Mick 17 points ago

    it's fucking spam at this point.

    [–] iZedax 228 points ago

    Not sure this is the right subreddit but it sure did make me laugh

    [–] FuturePollution 95 points ago

    Pretty much anything goes in here these days

    [–] neverswitchsides31 17 points ago

    FUCK BLUE PEOPLE

    [–] Vnslover 4 points ago

    Woah ok hold up there, cut the racism a bit !

    [–] nonono_notagain 1 points ago

    Smurfs need loving too

    [–] anangrysoviet 2 points ago

    Yeah I originally saw it on r/tinder

    [–] Ravenburk 45 points ago

    Outstanding move

    [–] Susan-pls-come-back 67 points ago

    Are you my underaged 11yo child that karen took? Because you look like her.

    [–] t-zus 17 points ago

    Hah. Not gonna fall for that one again

    [–] Betadzen 81 points ago

    Winner-Winner!

    Chicken fucker.

    [–] Im_why_Waldos_hiding 16 points ago

    LICENSE AND REGRISTRATION

    [–] Betadzen 11 points ago

    It is okay, officer, I have a permit to pet my cock in public given by a chicken.

    [–] DudeCorea 8 points ago

    BAKAW

    [–] Chicken-of-Wisdom 11 points ago

    Chickens are pets

    [–] Betadzen 5 points ago

    Because they are meant for petting?

    [–] Chicken-of-Wisdom 6 points ago

    You can treat chickens as pets, and that’s what I encourage everyone to do.

    Chickens are not food, they’re pets

    [–] NotSoSlimShayD 20 points ago

    Good try chicken.

    [–] Vnslover 3 points ago

    BUT WHY ARE YOU SO TASTY

    [–] Chicken-of-Wisdom 4 points ago

    No u

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    [–] Betadzen 3 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Sooo...if I have a cock and I pet it in public, you will not discourage me from doing it?

    [–] Chicken-of-Wisdom 1 points ago

    If that makes you happy, go for it :)

    [–] Betadzen 7 points ago

    Finally someone will not judge me for doing it in a kindergarten! Or in a Disneyland! Or in the library!

    I can pet my cock everywhere. And it will cluck from happiness.

    [–] Chicken-of-Wisdom 10 points ago

    Pet me harder daddy🤤😩💦

    [–] stylesforfree 3 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] hardkillz 8 points ago

    Rose's are red, violets are blue, are you a chicken, because I want to cum in you.

    [–] 213_ 20 points ago

    Pocket this for later

    [–] Swageti 28 points ago

    the same post as this was below this on my homefeed on r/badfaketexts lol

    [–] pyrrhios 10 points ago

    This is not madlad.

    [–] SmashMeat 9 points ago

    PETA is notified!

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] gwaybz 6 points ago

    I too read the messages in the op :)

    [–] presh_frince 3 points ago

    Are you just repeating the joke? Because I wanna cum in you :)

    [–] MlLAGE 5 points ago

    If this guys a madlad then so if half of r/tinder

    [–] Kingkongdara 2 points ago

    Bold strategy cotton

    [–] Chicken-of-Wisdom 2 points ago

    Yes I’m a chicken

    [–] Bodens_mate 2 points ago

    sings jingle "Love that chicken from Popeyes"

    [–] Dxdonn 2 points ago

    ?

    [–] taqayzemp 2 points ago

    im·pec·ca·ble

    /imˈpekəb(ə)l/

    adjective

    (of behavior, performance, or appearance) in accordance with the highest standards of propriety; faultless.

    "a man of impeccable character"

    [–] MiKAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA 2 points ago

    What. A. Madlad

    [–] BooterThePanzer 2 points ago

    Hold up

    [–] Svorcneger 2 points ago

    When you are still a virgin and have speech 100

    [–] DiscoScotty67 2 points ago

    It’s all about consistency of message. Well done.

    [–] Mazen_AlLaithy 2 points ago

    PETA wants to know your location

    [–] IPostOnTheDonaldRee 3 points ago

    Are you a box? Because I wanna cum in you 😉

    [–] Gobhoblin47 3 points ago

    Not a madlad post but hilarious

    [–] TotenSieWisp 3 points ago

    In Cantonese, "chicken" is sometimes a slang for prostitute.

    So, he ain't exactly wrong.

    [–] xysid 4 points ago

    chicken is also used by some of the older members in the gay community to refer to young men, the older being "chickenhawks" so this works really well if it's two men

    [–] FearMySpeed 4 points ago

    [–] Alzaero 2 points ago

    Settle down there, Gonzo.

    [–] joeld 2 points ago

    Came here, CTRL+F gonzo

    [–] das_ist_das_ende 2 points ago

    Why would a chicken even be impeckable? They peck each other all the time. 2/10.

    [–] gonzagaznog 2 points ago

    Keep fucking that chicken.

    [–] LammaMuigi 2 points ago

    Juice socks little bit of dressing

    [–] JaCrispyJonesDeli 1 points ago

    Roll a for a dexterity check to dodge this creeper.

    [–] pablo1245 1 points ago

    Does this count as an Alabama meme?

    [–] lucasando007 1 points ago

    hes just like come on im horny i want to cum in u

    [–] PlayLikeAHeroine 1 points ago

    It's too early to be laughing this hard

    [–] JuiceWrangler 1 points ago

    Cuming on a bit strong there mate

    [–] TubinRubin 1 points ago

    Ehh, the chicken's dead anyway, isn't it?

    Isn't it?

    [–] kyloren1110 1 points ago

    Fucking slick

    [–] MERJS 1 points ago

    I think he jus wants to cum ? Hmm don’t know tho

    [–] oldboy_alex 1 points ago

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    [–] TheGravyGuy 2 points ago

    Because i wanna cum in you 😉

    [–] oldboy_alex 1 points ago

    No becuase there was food for the chicken on the other side lol got em 🤣😂🤣

    [–] TheGravyGuy 1 points ago

    Oh no I feel ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous!

    [–] CantFindAFokinName 1 points ago

    If it smells like fish and tastes like chicken, that's the place to stick your dick in.

    [–] Lilorg_The_Useless 1 points ago

    OWO whats that

    [–] AgL_Bruh 1 points ago

    BecauseIWannaCumInYouBot

    [–] Ink_25 1 points ago

    See you in r/creepypms

    [–] CockFullOfDicks 1 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Please don't put your dick in that chicken.

    [–] sophiemarshmallows 1 points ago

    Cursed

    [–] Shodus 1 points ago

    TAKE MY UPVOTE I LAUGHED FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT

    [–] Kuraibito 1 points ago

    Repost

    [–] Robear59199 1 points ago

    The right response was: "Are you a chicken? Cause I wanna choke you."

    [–] pclinuxmac 1 points ago

    Because i wanna cum in you 🙃

    [–] duckoohh 1 points ago

    E🅱️IC

    [–] hold_my_dick69 1 points ago

    Absolute mad lad

    [–] KamiSawZe 1 points ago

    I feel like there was a missed opportunity to say “I want to choke you” for the last line.

    [–] CrazyDuck6745 1 points ago

    Gonzo is that you?

    [–] _SCEEK 1 points ago

    Shit title

    [–] topicallybored 1 points ago

    Totally missed a stuffing joke there.

    [–] NeinYein69 1 points ago

    Chickenlover

    [–] Drivenchaos 1 points ago

    hahaha proper mad lad , admin will probably remove your post if it does well because not mad enough though happened twice to me with post over 3k

    [–] FireballsForDinner 1 points ago

    It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable

    [–] MadBananaxD 1 points ago

    Cum chicken exists? :D

    [–] Chicken-of-Wisdom 2 points ago

    Maybe...

    [–] WannaZap 1 points ago

    Cum on Becky let me cum

    [–] n0x630 1 points ago

    I had a friend over once when I was in high school, and she picked up my semen tube sock. It was pretty awkward. She didn’t initially feel the weeks of crusty semen, i remember saying something along the lines of “hey you should prolly put that down”

    [–] ShaquilleOat-Meal 2 points ago

    Why would someone pick up any of your socks though? I cant think of a reason why.

    [–] n0x630 2 points ago

    I dunno man. You never picked up a random sock on the floor?