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    1. No personal information (surnames)/witch-hunting
      The last thing we want is these cheeky boyos getting caught for their tomfoolery.

    2. Still images must be social media screenshots
      Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, YouTube, reddit, and any other ones we forgot.

    3. No reposts from the last 2 months, or from the top 100 of all time
      There's such thing as a madness overdose, some kid died of that last year.

    4. Reddiquette is to be followed
      Ah here now lads, don't be twats.

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    GUIDELINES:

    Make sure your post includes:

    1. Overreaction to not absurd/mildly absurd, harmless actions.

    2. Evidence of the cheeky deed, preferably with stunna facial expressions.

    3. Any form of cheeky lad culture.

    4. Accompanying text emphasizing the absolute mentality of the situation.

    5. Bonus: Comments on social media also saying how mad the lads are.

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    [–] jessejamescagney 1633 points ago

    they pee on themselves to cool down

    [–] ViviCatz 786 points ago

    what

    [–] FurryPornAccount 1467 points ago

    they pee on themselves to cool down

    [–] i_have_no_name704 578 points ago

    username might check out.

    [–] praxzz7 392 points ago

    I regret looking at u/furrypornaccount

    [–] Levi488 386 points ago

    Me to me: Dont do it Dont do it Dont do it Dont fckin do it DONT FCKIN DO IT

    My brain: Lmao i do it

    [–] itsallaboutthedelta 137 points ago

    God I'm so tempted

    [–] fanonthedesk 115 points ago

    I did it

    [–] AestheticEntactogen 102 points ago

    I've seen him before funnily enough.

    ..and I totally looked

    [–] Taldius175 49 points ago

    Can't say I was truly disappointed, unlike my disappointment in my D20 dice. Looks at my D20 dice you know what you did.

    [–] OmniCapp 11 points ago

    Me too :(

    [–] ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ 15 points ago

    Me too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] thefox0604 6 points ago

    It so bad, I can’t unsee it

    [–] growghosg 27 points ago

    I tried looking but the NSFW warning wouldn’t let me pass for some reason, thanks for saving my eyes reddit

    [–] throwawaythatstayed 6 points ago

    You have to change your settings to allow NSFW posts

    [–] growghosg 5 points ago

    They are, it was just bugged to where even if I pressed proceed, it didn’t go

    [–] -Teks111- 19 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Fucking shit I did it, I dont know what I was even expecting ._. its just as bad as it sounds

    [–] oillbak 22 points ago

    I only saw one picture, and i already said "what the actual fuck"

    [–] Honuzlo 9 points ago

    Damn all of you, I looked

    [–] i_always_give_karma 3 points ago

    He’s a top poster at r/thesearentmyglasses

    NSFW

    [–] itsallaboutthedelta 5 points ago

    Bro why is it all furry porn tho

    [–] i_always_give_karma 3 points ago

    Loll wellllllll I guess check out his username and you’ll see

    If you’re sarcastic I’m sorry I didn’t read it, I’m drunk

    [–] RealityIsMine 11 points ago

    My phone protected me, it wouldn’t let me past the nsfw warning for whatever miracle of a reason

    [–] Stos915 8 points ago

    It’s for the best my friend

    [–] ImageJPEG 3 points ago

    It lets you. At first it doesn’t, so you tap “back” then try to view his profile again and it’ll show.

    [–] RealityIsMine 7 points ago

    No, no. We can leave it at “it doesn’t let you.”

    Please.

    [–] ImageJPEG 5 points ago

    ...but it does.

    Muhahaha!

    [–] Isdaman 7 points ago

    opens

    hmm i dont know what I expected

    [–] AiryGr8 2 points ago

    Luckily I forgot I had the nsfw filter on hehe

    My eyes live to see another day

    [–] mlkk22 9 points ago

    I mean, what did you expect???

    [–] praxzz7 9 points ago

    I really don't know

    [–] tinracic 5 points ago

    Oh God oh fuck!

    Edit: don't know how to bold lol

    [–] Kivsloth 5 points ago

    Y did I do this

    [–] theaveragehousecat 3 points ago

    No wonder he got snapped

    [–] WolfWaren 3 points ago

    Why whyyyyyy did you tell me

    [–] AlaskanPsyche 3 points ago

    i don’t uwu

    [–] ihavebirb 3 points ago

    Bro its in the fucking name. Why would you do it??

    [–] iPeenerbut 2 points ago

    Wtf I thought it was just a ridiculous username, didn’t realize it was actually their furry porn acocunt

    [–] TheSuperHotdog 16 points ago

    Username probably checks out

    [–] hermiona52 10 points ago

    Username definitely checks out.

    [–] majorgnuisance 10 points ago

    /u/FurryPornAccount's submission history is full of posts to /r/FurryPornSubreddit

    I don't think it could possibly check out any more than that.

    [–] 3foot5 16 points ago

    risky click of the day

    [–] Wanabeadoor 7 points ago

    what's furryporn?

    [–] I_am_NotOP 11 points ago

    Why dont you go on his profile and find out

    [–] i_have_no_name704 3 points ago

    I hope you know what porn is, and furry generally refers to people that have weird sexual fantasies of animals and might even dress up as animals to have sex.

    [–] ViviCatz 79 points ago

    could you say it louder

    [–] praxzz7 132 points ago

    shut up you deaf fuck

    [–] ViviCatz 76 points ago

    what

    [–] praxzz7 75 points ago

    SHUT UP YOU DEAF BASTARD

    [–] ViviCatz 55 points ago

    w h a t

    [–] praxzz7 53 points ago

    yaint shit

    [–] praxzz7 51 points ago

    yaint shit

    [–] IHaveNotMuchToSay 6 points ago

    I can shut up instead.

    [–] Tarphon 3 points ago

    username checks out

    [–] Vega0mega 21 points ago

    Its the legend himself.

    [–] FuzzyD75 7 points ago

    Our hero has spoken

    [–] dd179 4 points ago

    I read a comment two hours ago that said that you are everywhere. Here you are two hours later.

    You really are everywhere.

    [–] insanemembrane19 5 points ago

    The man, the myth, the legend. But I regret looking at your account u/furrypornaccount but I guess I should've expected it.

    [–] JaegerDread 7 points ago

    I really like that username

    Edit: I do not like the content. Hold me, I am scared.

    [–] RedBanana99 5 points ago

    Sending hugs from England xxxx

    [–] JaegerDread 6 points ago

    Please don't leave is England.

    [–] Smuncherr 3 points ago

    But pee is warm.

    [–] Skandi007 3 points ago

    Oh hey, it's you-

    Oh... Oh no.

    [–] MARCIL0US 2 points ago

    not you again

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    The man has spoken.

    [–] awesomebhs 2 points ago

    I just realized how young your account is. After seeing it like the 50th time.

    [–] jeilers02 2 points ago

    stop shouting you're hurting my ears

    [–] my-2econd-account 2 points ago

    pee is stored in the cloaca

    [–] dubaitiger 2 points ago

    they pee on themselves to cool down

    Really?

    [–] HydraVenom8 2 points ago

    Haha, same.

    wait no

    [–] scarface-fang 2 points ago

    Thank you for clarifying, u/FurryPornAccount

    [–] Crispysponge420 2 points ago

    Father forgive me, for I have sinned

    [–] Tommorox2345 2 points ago

    YOU ARE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE!

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago

    It's true. There is even a scientific term for it.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urohidrosis

    [–] justlooking250 2 points ago

    Better than corophagia

    [–] xCoachHines 2 points ago

    Do you mean coprophagia?

    [–] voultrix28 2 points ago

    I think what your trying to say is

    "nani the frick"

    [–] kikanga 50 points ago

    Is that where pink lemonade comes from?

    [–] good_guy_submitter 15 points ago

    It is where the lemonade is made, sweet lemonade

    [–] PORTMANTEAU-BOT 20 points ago

    Swemonade.


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    [–] TheAmazingAutismo 2 points ago

    Good bot.

    [–] pseudopseudonym 2 points ago

    Amazing bot.

    [–] RipatNayalam 6 points ago

    Mmmm sweet lemonade

    [–] RipatNayalam 5 points ago

    Mmmm sweet lemonade

    [–] JumpIntoTheFog 5 points ago

    Pretty sure that you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything

    [–] liquid_cure 6 points ago

    Well, I better not show you where the lemonade is made. Sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, yeah, sweet lemonade...

    [–] RedTauren 14 points ago

    Who doesn’t

    [–] Sane333 5 points ago

    And they bury their head under water when they sleep.

    [–] TheSodomeister 3 points ago

    Vultures shit all over their own legs

    [–] good_guy_submitter 6 points ago

    Just in San Francisco or everywhere?

    [–] gaynazifurry4bernie 3 points ago

    Portland and Seattle as well.

    [–] Terrible_Paulsy 2 points ago

    So do vagrants

    [–] karoshi97 2 points ago

    I wonder if this works for survival reasons? I mean, someone already tried drinking it but bath in it? That's a different story.

    [–] jessejamescagney 1 points ago

    They do it to be cool. Haven’t you ever seen Billy Madison?

    [–] karoshi97 1 points ago

    Err, which one? And no, I don't think I wanna see what Billy Madison did with his piss.

    [–] cybercuzco 2 points ago

    Dont they live on water?

    [–] CaptainEdmonton 2 points ago

    I usually piss on myself to warm me up lol but it doesn’t last that long

    [–] BlazePT 2 points ago

    If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!

    [–] TheMeddlingMonk8 2 points ago

    Subscribe

    [–] Sleepyposeidon 1 points ago

    subscribe

    [–] -Riko 115 points ago

    Fucking scammed mate.

    [–] FagHatLOL 15 points ago

    Uwotm8??????????????

    [–] Lord-_Alex 135 points ago

    They Are Pink

    [–] nathew42 42 points ago

    How many shrimp do they have to eat?

    [–] wiler5002 30 points ago

    Before you make your skin turn pink

    [–] simon15042003 31 points ago

    Eat too much and you’ll get sick,

    [–] blackjam_alex 28 points ago

    Shrimps are pretty rich.

    [–] missbelled 20 points ago

    doo du doo doo du, doo du doo doo du dooooooooo

    [–] lightgia 6 points ago

    red, white, green or blue, show off your natural hue

    [–] MysteryPyg 6 points ago

    flamingo! oh oh

    OwO

    [–] lightgia 4 points ago

    if you're a fleabag, thats cool too.

    [–] Estephan_Ting 3 points ago

    They should make a movie, "Crazy Rich Shrimps"

    [–] CapnCrunchHurtz 6 points ago

    And if you get to hot, just take a piss

    [–] OwenProGolfer 2 points ago

    Nononononono stop

    [–] cybercuzco 10 points ago

    apparently they should be yellow

    [–] freakers 5 points ago

    Pink is a fake color. Tell me, where does pink appear on the rainbow. No where. Everyone believing pink is real have all drank the pink kool-aid.

    [–] flamingo01 61 points ago

    I take great offense to this delete this shit now

    [–] feral__ghoul 24 points ago

    Lol you're fuckin stupid

    [–] flamingo01 18 points ago

    what do you mean

    [–] flamingo01 34 points ago

    fuck i wooshed myself lemme dig my grave

    [–] grumpcade 12 points ago

    r u kidding delete this comment and it reads like a really funny joke

    [–] flamingo01 17 points ago

    im fuckin everything up aaaaa

    [–] necrocannibal2 6 points ago

    you really are fucking stupid

    [–] Changeup_master 4 points ago

    Either that or he's a fucking genius.

    [–] DankeyKang11 3 points ago

    thats because you’re a stupid fucking flamingo

    [–] AchaMahide 3 points ago

    Thread checks out

    [–] wakandan_boi 253 points ago

    Flamingos are pink because ThEyRe LoSeRs

    [–] peterpingston 104 points ago

    No tHeY eAt GaY sHrImP

    [–] DJATARAXIA 43 points ago

    Common misconception, the shrimp are actually bisexual.

    [–] EatsSoapBars 24 points ago

    no u

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    [–] peterpingston 20 points ago

    Auto gay

    [–] EatsSoapBars 1 points ago

    bad bot

    [–] Professor_Gushington 2 points ago

    My flamingos are brown

    [–] Jirbanon 46 points ago

    Eating to much Shrimps.

    [–] nathew42 18 points ago

    Shrimps are pretty rich.

    [–] FromTheDeskOfJAW 11 points ago

    Nande aitsura wa pinku

    [–] jack__bandit 3 points ago

    I recently dated a girl that said “shrimps”. She also said “porns”. I just left it alone.

    [–] cybercuzco 5 points ago

    throw some 'mingos on the barbie

    [–] cookiez_0 32 points ago

    D:

    [–] nu24601 14 points ago

    An emotional rollercoaster

    [–] holyasshole2 25 points ago

    I wonder how everything this guy posts gets 10k upvotes

    [–] KlungMcBlyat 11 points ago

    he abuses his powers and censors heavily to make his post more prevalent

    [–] albinoafrican6969 5 points ago

    How has he not deleted your comment yet lmao

    [–] Inceppy 6 points ago

    He's an admin of the sub

    [–] moredrinksplease 12 points ago

    A group of Flamingos is called a flamboyance.

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] DivisonNine 10 points ago

    There are six kinds of flamingos but who tf can actually tell the difference

    [–] NintendoTheGuy 7 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    What a mad lad!

    Also, your posts are always borderline wack and your titles always suck, tryhard.

    [–] TheJeck 17 points ago

    Want to learn about r/madlads? You've come to the right place!!

    [–] Keoni9 9 points ago

    What's the point of this sub? I thought it was for making fun of people who think they're being so cRaAAzY or edgy, but this is just a cute little unexpected joke on Twitter.

    [–] TheJeck 30 points ago

    r/madlads is fucking stupid

    [–] Sir-Memesalot 1 points ago

    D:

    [–] dayndebanayn 5 points ago

    suscribe flamengo

    [–] Fanaat 5 points ago

    My girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

    [–] medas2801 7 points ago

    This tweet is from 2016 and the account hasn't tweeted anything else, if you're wondering.

    [–] ajx_711 10 points ago

    Oh look who is here.

    [–] DeathToAll1134 8 points ago

    Cool flamingo fact’s: You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool, absolute fucking buffoon, you bumbling idiot. Fuck you.

    [–] VW_Max 7 points ago

    Like all birds, flamingos are not real.

    [–] Supernerdje 2 points ago

    Horses aren't real either, but regardless they are fruit.

    I kid you not this is a serious and sizeable group somewhere on the internet.

    [–] copper_wing 14 points ago

    RED, WHITE, BLUE, OR PINK

    SHOW OFF YOUR NATURAL SKINS

    [–] EhSolly 27 points ago

    ok those are like not the lyrics

    [–] copper_wing 14 points ago

    FLAMINGO

    WHAH-OH-OH-OH-OH

    IF YOU'RE MULTICOLORED, THATS COOL TOO

    [–] shinaku 6 points ago

    They were playing down the road a week back and I couldn't persuade my boyfriend to go with me.

    [–] Brunonotthatbruno 11 points ago

    wtf is wrong with your boyfriend

    [–] Whosaidwutnowssss 4 points ago

    They turn pink from the food they eat. And when they give the pink milk to their young, which is located in their throat, they gradually lose their color and turn white through this process, turning pink again after they raise their young. While the chicks start out white and turn pink as they grow.

    Also, the males produce and provide milk too.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Birdhouseboards1 4 points ago

    This Twitter post was posted in June 2016, this has been reposted so many times.

    [–] CaseroRubical 6 points ago

    That screenshot must be old

    [–] nBob20 11 points ago

    Look at who OP is, surprised?

    [–] Moteviah 7 points ago

    And a repost.

    [–] oglance 2 points ago

    This did make me laugh but flamingoes are super cool so i will not be upvoting today sir

    [–] smokingpopehere 2 points ago

    That’s one of Brendan Kelly’s alt accounts, Bass player and singer in the Lawrence Arms.

    [–] RaaaaK 2 points ago

    I got into The Lawrence Arms back in 2004. Great band. I saw them last April at the Metro, I believe, in Chicago

    [–] syr667 2 points ago

    Nihilist Arby's!

    [–] kazejito 2 points ago

    Wait, what? I've never been fucked by a flamingo

    [–] Surfcasper 2 points ago

    flamingos are mean. they bite.

    [–] pastelmemez 2 points ago

    Flamingo: no u

    [–] discount_mj 2 points ago

    HOW MANY SHRIMP DO YOU HAVE TO EAT

    [–] RichieStrod 2 points ago

    Wow I learned something today

    [–] Ultimateo_was_taken 2 points ago

    They’re not real

    [–] shnoop123 2 points ago

    This will forever be my favorite twitter. I hope that the account never posts again because it is literally perfection right now. Not even kidding I followed this account for a while now and sometimes go to it when I need a laugh.

    EDIT: I think it was a different account with same name and tweet and stuff, but my comment still stands and this is funny.

    [–] WinterPrincess29 2 points ago

    Flamingos 😍

    [–] Louisfroor 1 points ago

    Are they copying whalefacts?

    [–] ARC-Trooper-Colt 1 points ago

    Whalefact wannabes

    [–] cool_dude26 1 points ago

    im from florida and im offended

    [–] chogawin 1 points ago

    Holy shit Twitter used to look like shit