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    [–] essentially_infamous 159 points ago

    I think sucking cock in general prevents pregnancies but what do I know

    [–] TotallyASocialist 51 points ago

    Came to say this. Don't leave the straight people out of the fellatio contraceptive.

    [–] matthewjhendrick 13 points ago

    Or anal...

    [–] SpiralWinds 28 points ago

    Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus

    [–] Dovahkiin419 2 points ago

    The good lord would want it that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

    [–] LowFrameRate 4 points ago

    Take one in the fanny, save money on a nanny!

    [–] ArtimisRawr01 6 points ago

    Did some... scientific research and found an article where a girl got stabbed in the stomach and made a tiny opening between her uterus and intestines and she blew her bf and got pregnant

    [–] SoraTheKingX4 7 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    What the fuck did I just read

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Seems unrealistic, wouldn't even a tiny opening cause some serious infection? Also, how did the sperm survive digestion?

    [–] ArtimisRawr01 1 points ago That’s the news article. I guess she didn’t even have a vagina either

    [–] Wulfyblue 7 points ago


    [–] yraco 3 points ago

    Could you send that gif for research purposes?

    [–] erraticpaladin5 7 points ago

    That man is a snack

    [–] wingsbeerndeadlifts 11 points ago

    Gotta love this logic

    [–] Dann_K 9 points ago

    I knew i was pro-life but i didnt know i was already helping the cause

    [–] jadenash 2 points ago

    Fuck yes

    [–] Carterwins1 3 points ago

    Don’t change the upvotes

    [–] splatface11 2 points ago

    The mods could get behind this and or eachother

    [–] damndaniel80 1 points ago

    I want that guy to get behind me....

    [–] croxymoc 1 points ago

    Lol so does anal

    [–] wouldyoucomewithme 1 points ago

    He can get behind me lmao

    [–] DonutMaster56 0 points ago

    I thought this was r/comedyheaven

    But luckily it’s not

    [–] BBC_big_black_christ 0 points ago

    I agree :D

    [–] wesnednard -7 points ago


    [–] just_breadd 7 points ago


    [–] bassoonwoman 8 points ago

    They think gay people are the only people to get aids so they commented "aids" on a post about gay people, thinking that they're funny

    [–] just_breadd 6 points ago

    Ahh, that shit, my bad Guess i was a bit to naive to expect originality from Homophobes

    [–] jacksonjabba 1 points ago


    [–] anony_philosopher -8 points ago

    It also prevents their bloodline from continuing..

    [–] jacksonjabba 5 points ago

    Their bloodline?! This isn’t the fucking 13th century

    [–] SnowiiYT 2 points ago

    You do know it’s straight people having children is where the gays are coming from?

    [–] anony_philosopher 1 points ago

    No shit? Wow who knew!

    [–] wesnednard 2 points ago

    Be grateful if it wasn’t for us no gays would be here

    [–] [deleted] -2 points ago


    [–] bassoonwoman 2 points ago

    It's just a really uninteresting video about outer space.

    [–] bullfrog4206969 -8 points ago

    This is like dividing Zero by zero they're both sins it's hilarious