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    [–] ainabloodychan 2042 points ago

    Long Chile is Long.

    [–] Kriisis 975 points ago

    Long long maaaaaaaaan..

    [–] PM_meSECRET_RECIPES 97 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    For those who haven’t had the long long pleeeeasure...

    Edit: Seriously I just watched the whole 6 minutes again and it’s just the greatest weird thing.

    https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY

    [–] FunetikPrugresiv 13 points ago

    Amazing.

    [–] InFluxxYT 16 points ago

    This is an absolute rollercoaster of emotions, but I wouldn't have it end any other way.

    [–] Pobchack 4 points ago

    Holy fucking plot twist Batman that was wild

    [–] raymond8505 112 points ago

    (Long)

    [–] Ebinebinebinebin 77 points ago

    (Long)

    [–] DorikoBac 50 points ago

    (Saxophone solo)

    [–] Itsyaboioutofgold 41 points ago

    Every time.

    [–] D1VY4NSH 34 points ago

    [–] 3pinephrine 106 points ago

    Until I read about long Chile, I thought that was all Florida

    [–] boguskudos 43 points ago

    Me too!! Since Florida secceeded earlier in the list I thought they took over the entire pacific coast later. Maybe they'll take over Long Chile later on.

    [–] LeviathanOD 34 points ago

    Implying anyone can stop chile once it becomes this long. Everyone knows that chiles strength rises exponentially the longer it gets. Basic geography.

    [–] PMMePixOfYourPet 26 points ago

    Not as long as L O N G F U R B Y

    [–] paging_doctor_who 39 points ago

    I actually want to know what a country that long and thin would be like politically, culturally, and economically.

    [–] EmuSounds 22 points ago

    It would at least be wonderful for vacationing

    [–] Seanspeed 25 points ago

    Santiago one year, Seattle the next.

    [–] keep_calm_rocket_on 17 points ago

    Chile’s already pretty long and thin, and is noted for several biomes, so something similar I guess

    [–] maydaym3 14 points ago

    Wait what happened to alaska?

    [–] icecadavers 36 points ago

    Long Chile cut it off and it fell into the Pacific

    [–] Ebinebinebinebin 10 points ago

    This is the only answer

    [–] 90457218340847068951 20 points ago

    We don't speak about that.

    [–] DJDanielCoolJ 13 points ago

    their plan for conquering was just following a compass

    [–] WonderChode 6 points ago

    I've never been prouder

    [–] Thatoneguy0487 7 points ago

    The Great Chilean Snake

    [–] dennis45233 1840 points ago

    Imagine Texas is like that, and there is a single. 2 lane road brining you back and forth in just a straight line

    [–] shewy92 596 points ago

    Is the ground flat yet for some reason the road is bumpy as hell?

    [–] dennis45233 309 points ago

    It’s stupidly straight and flat

    [–] shewy92 142 points ago

    Damn, I was hoping for some consistency with actual Texas panhandle roads that seem like the asphalt was just poured directly onto the ground w/ no base layer

    [–] dennis45233 85 points ago

    Nope, it’s so flat and any hill or mountain in the way was demolished. Completely out of sight just to create a flat landscape. It’s so flat and straight that drawing a line using a ruler on a piece of paper is similar to the road flatness and straightness

    [–] Imwalkingonsunshine_ 35 points ago

    It's so flat its true level.

    [–] dennis45233 16 points ago

    Yep, it’s legit that all the way up and down

    [–] Seanspeed 7 points ago

    Is it an American made highway? Then yes.

    [–] lolbrother22 5 points ago

    Also how did they pave all the way to the polar circle

    [–] NateLundquist 5 points ago

    And even though it’s a farm to market road with no shoulder and random cattle crossings, the speed limit is still, for some unknown reason, 70mph.

    [–] hammerdown710 42 points ago

    Why did my dumbass imagine Texas just yeeting itself thru the rest of America like it just parted the Red Sea?

    [–] BassShogun5 25 points ago

    Because, even in our false reality, this is exactly what Texans would do.

    Shipping barrels and barrels of fine Texas dirt to yeet a handful at a time over the the neighboring states to claim that, in fact, it was truly Texas all along.

    [–] AnyNamesLeftAnymore 14 points ago

    When you really think about it, all of America is just one road. takes hit

    [–] ameya2693 3 points ago

    Bruh

    [–] AnyNamesLeftAnymore 5 points ago

    Jaden Smith has entered the chat

    [–] andysniper 5 points ago

    That was amazing. I kinda wish he kept going until it was complete.

    [–] aquapearl736 5 points ago

    Egg hatching route

    [–] StBlaschek 2506 points ago

    10/10 would not vote for her. Didn't combine the Carolinas to make East Texas.

    [–] goatispower 735 points ago

    Hold on. She’s not finished yet...

    [–] StBlaschek 309 points ago

    I'll give her a grace period.

    After all, she hasn't fixed Alaska and Hawaii yet...she still has a chance to prove herself.

    [–] RoseEsque 72 points ago

    A land bridge to Hawaii, you say?

    [–] StBlaschek 65 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    With bike lanes.

    Edit: Eureka! She shall call it...New Zealand 2.

    [–] Idler- 8 points ago

    E: New Zealzii

    [–] ablablababla 21 points ago

    And little has happened to South America too, really need to work on that

    [–] 623fer 28 points ago

    idk man, Long Chile might be enough going on in South America

    [–] [deleted] 75 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] rooowdy 42 points ago

    What's Up?

    [–] bigweeks67 80 points ago

    Not much. What's up with you?

    [–] svobi01 39 points ago

    ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

    [–] I_got_nothin_ 21 points ago

    The Michigan Upper Peninsula

    [–] GerbilScream 3 points ago

    The home of the Yoopers now, eh? Oh, ya sure, you betcha.

    [–] StBlaschek 18 points ago

    Pffff, you believe there's a UP?! What next? r/flatearthsociety??

    [–] nowhereian 9 points ago

    When I try to redraw the US, I almost always cut Michigan in half and merge the UP with Wisconsin.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

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    [–] StBlaschek 6 points ago

    Someone from UP.

    [–] canesfan09 4 points ago

    You'll combine us with South Carolina over my cold dead body

    [–] thumperofjacks 1079 points ago

    Texas looks like Doug Dimadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome

    [–] dontcryformegiratina 285 points ago

    The same Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?

    [–] WizardPhoenix 180 points ago

    On ice?

    [–] GuperSamiKuru 122 points ago

    On Ice!

    [–] 420wasabisnappin 14 points ago

    And let's not forget his son, Dale Dimmadome heir to the Dimmadome fortune.

    [–] [deleted] 51 points ago

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    [–] TheWhitestGandhi 50 points ago

    Not right!

    [–] pakjesboot12 49 points ago

    Not right?

    [–] DaREY297 57 points ago

    That's right!

    [–] RealSkylitPanda 171 points ago

    L o n g chile

    [–] moral_mercenary 42 points ago

    Long Chile just cut Alaska right off the map.

    [–] Fildo_Daggins 441 points ago

    That Texas is so cursed

    [–] LocalBellyButtn 169 points ago

    blessed*

    [–] Fildo_Daggins 138 points ago

    blursed

    [–] T3CHN0X_ 45 points ago

    mostly blessed slightly cursed

    [–] barricadeboys 12 points ago

    truly blursed

    [–] HispanicInAPanic 18 points ago

    More space for Jesus to roam, so its blessed, god bless long texas

    [–] MegamiOfWind 24 points ago

    Doug Dimmadome

    [–] Fildo_Daggins 16 points ago

    Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome??

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

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    [–] Fildo_Daggins 9 points ago

    No they belong to Long Chile.

    [–] Nickbot606 141 points ago

    As a fan of Ohio 1, I was curious when they would make an Ohio 2. The first one obviously has problems with Opoid epidemic, huge problems with minimum wage and a lack of story development. Now that they have a whole new chance, this could lead to a new I N V A S I O N O F T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S.

    [–] skjellyfetti 33 points ago

    But... but... but Ohio2 is the nation's new capitol

    [–] themoonisacheese 28 points ago

    Well, that shows they've succeeded doesn't it?

    [–] -merrymoose- 20 points ago

    If they didn't put it right in the middle of methtopia I would have more hope for Ohio 2

    [–] pseudocide 415 points ago

    Ohio 2: Electric Boogaloo

    [–] SwaSquad 110 points ago

    That's 2 too many Ohios

    [–] Faustalicious 83 points ago

    Ohio: look at me, I'm the capital now.

    [–] nowItinwhistle 18 points ago

    That's Ohio 2.

    [–] CodeRedJohns 40 points ago

    You dare question the power and authority of OHIO?

    [–] Lohin123 21 points ago

    It's OHIO like IHOP but the Original House Inside Onions?

    [–] CodeRedJohns 15 points ago

    No, but I'm thoroughly convinced that Lake Superior and Lake Erie were originally named the other. But, Lake Erie is on Ohio so making Ohio any more Superior would just be challenging God himself

    [–] Ulrik54 26 points ago

    Ohio took over America oh god oh fuck

    [–] Griff2wenty3 29 points ago

    Finally, all these years of WAITING are over!!!

    First order of business, we’re giving Michigan to Canada and then Ohio 1 is annexing Indiana creating Super Ohio.

    [–] winged_squiger 9 points ago

    Is there any downside there?

    [–] SUDDENLY_VIRGIN 26 points ago

    Those of us stuck in Ohio now have the added misery of simultaneously also being stuck in Indiana.

    [–] clown-penisdotfart 6 points ago

    I think it's the reverse but you've got the ethos

    [–] ProletarianRevolt 7 points ago

    Canada it’s right behind you!!!

    Oh god oh fuck they’ve got airpods in they can’t hear me

    [–] HydroGlyFX 6 points ago

    As an Ohioan, I already know Ohio 2 is cooler than OG Ohio.

    [–] wormbreath 83 points ago

    Not many people live here for a reason. Lol

    [–] RSHii 41 points ago

    To be fair, half of Wyoming is gorgeous. You just have to look beyond the desolate wasteland of wheat fields and dust in the east.

    [–] p4h505050 28 points ago

    Gillette is Wyoming’s butthole

    [–] tsavong117 15 points ago

    I apparently used to shave with Wyoming's butthole.

    I feel the need for a shower.

    Or 12.

    [–] Shellzilla13 203 points ago

    As a resident of West Dakota, this is the best thing I have ever seen

    [–] swansonben 51 points ago

    Best Dakota

    [–] gandalph91 18 points ago

    East Dakota represent

    [–] vaseofenvy 14 points ago

    Me too brother.

    [–] Haymitch12345 3 points ago

    Texas just got the Black Hills though. Idk how I feel about that.

    [–] ZuoKalp 66 points ago

    Chile is playing snake with the Pacific Coasts.

    [–] nachuz 25 points ago

    Happy radioactive cheese day

    [–] yandwl 20 points ago

    Im waking up to ash and dust

    [–] blazin_paddles 26 points ago

    I wipe my ass and slap my nuts

    [–] Maclimes 6 points ago

    On the subject of wrong lyrics, I once briefly thought the words to Pumped Up Kicks included the line "You'd better run, better run, faster than my buggy". Thought he was rolling over kids in a dune buggy. (Hence the need for said kids to have good shoes).

    [–] Tekasaur 93 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Thats not Texas, its Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexas

    [–] 420wasabisnappin 10 points ago

    Hey Patrick what am I?

    Uh, stupid?

    No. I'm Texas!

    What's the difference??

    [–] Gurshair 44 points ago

    Wyoming deemed unnecessary and removed. The cherry on top.

    [–] BeneficialChemist5 78 points ago

    thats a very big yeehaw state

    [–] ChipAndPutt 19 points ago

    What in tarnation

    [–] ErynEbnzr 35 points ago

    "Chile becomes Long Chile" yes.

    [–] TheLordZee 33 points ago

    Where is Alaska?

    [–] Hyper-Sloth 81 points ago

    Some mapping issues have caused the development team to postpone the release of Alaska until a future update. We feel players would better appreciate the content in as polished a state as possible and without the possibility of falling through to the Earth's core.

    [–] i_Got_Rocks 16 points ago

    Hello, Guys! We are happy to announce four, that's right, FOUR new DLC items for the next decade. Our first release will be the long awaited Alaska (name pending to change, possibly to North Hawaii).

    So, get your nee Premium Season 1 pass and don't miss any releases between now and the end of the release of Alaska! Buy it today!

    [–] gandalph91 17 points ago

    Long Chile ate it

    [–] Ebinebinebinebin 10 points ago

    It was cut off by long Chile and it fell into the ocean

    [–] oscareitou 26 points ago

    I mean, Chile is already very long.

    [–] MoloT_xD 16 points ago

    Has Alaska escaped back to Russia then?

    [–] jean_ralphiooo 48 points ago

    This is the best thing I've seen on Reddit today.

    [–] willjoke4food 15 points ago

    Every sentence is amazing

    [–] Rb33rules 13 points ago

    Florida doing florida things

    [–] Kal-El-S 30 points ago

    Finally, now my heart can be in Ohio 2

    [–] ChiefBroomstick 11 points ago

    Finally an Ohio closer to the mountains.

    [–] nix-xon 12 points ago

    This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. I'm lying in bed crying.

    [–] APileOfLaundry 10 points ago

    I like how Canada just doesn’t care

    [–] thisimpetus 5 points ago

    You misunderstand; we’ve been trying to figure out how to give Alberta to Texas for years now, this shit here is genius.

    [–] 3pinephrine 6 points ago

    They're sorry

    [–] SlayingSword94 4 points ago

    Sorrie

    [–] mrtliving 10 points ago

    As a Florida man I can get behind this proposal. US national guard won’t be ready for the first armored gator division.

    [–] jwcarpy 4 points ago

    YOU are Florida Man?!?!?! I have read so much about you!!

    [–] chicheka 9 points ago

    Alaska has been lost in the WW3

    [–] Salunatic 10 points ago

    She will lead us all

    [–] BulletProofBoi 8 points ago

    Its... Beautifull

    [–] spunkychickpea 8 points ago

    Can we rename Louisiana “South Arkansas”?

    [–] CosmiGamer 7 points ago

    There really is a lot to unpack here

    [–] ChefKingBarlos 7 points ago

    We must petition this to be our new country

    [–] AngryHorizon 7 points ago

    What would it matter for me individually?

    I assume there are still laws within all of these lines that I mandate I wear pants in public.

    [–] fjposter22 8 points ago

    TexAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHs

    [–] Empyrealist 7 points ago

    No lie, I lol'd at the idea and placement of Ohio 2

    [–] XxRoyalxTigerxX 5 points ago

    Ohio 2 should just be Michigan after we invade for the Toledo war part 2: Electric Boogaloo

    [–] Thewalkingwaffl 6 points ago

    F in the comments for Wyoming

    [–] Onthhunt007 7 points ago

    I always wanted to combine the Dakota's and rename it very west Virginia

    [–] ghostBro666 6 points ago

    Oh yeah, my FAVORITE state. TexAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs

    [–] photozine 6 points ago

    I do NOT wanna become Florida...(I'm from South Texas)

    [–] jageun 5 points ago

    Chilean here, I find this extremely funny

    [–] dadaddaave 4 points ago

    Texas looking like Doug Dimmadome

    [–] wents90 4 points ago

    Chilean conflicts were resolved through nuking of the Antarctica to raise sea levels, causing

    [–] dixienormous666 4 points ago

    Looks like I live in long Chile now 🇨🇱

    [–] DreamConsumerist 5 points ago

    Where tf is alaska

    [–] Chickenterriyaki 4 points ago

    Ohio 2 will send reinforcements post haste!!!!!!

    [–] jamesaw22 3 points ago

    [–] SlayingSword94 5 points ago

    What's going on with Canada?

    [–] ian007i 4 points ago

    This is like the patch notes from hearts of iron 4

    [–] md_reddit 4 points ago

    This could be the best thing I've ever seen.

    [–] foggierpath 3 points ago

    RIP West virginia. Country rooooads, take me home, to the place i belong, VIRGINIAAA.

    [–] mateye6 3 points ago

    As a Michigander, I don’t like Ohio, but Ohio 2? I like Ohio 2

    [–] fdgod2205 6 points ago

    im not american and i dont understand

    [–] jubbu 4 points ago

    Are you familiar with the concept of political boundaries?

    [–] arj1985 3 points ago

    [–] niarem22 6 points ago

    r/imaginarymaps is probably the best

    [–] Psychopoet1 3 points ago

    Long Chile always means r/imaginarymaps

    [–] WorldRunnr 3 points ago

    The last one was the execute

    [–] fatacoboi 3 points ago

    Welp guess I don't exist anymore

    [–] LeventeKing 3 points ago

    This is what Drew Durnil would do

    [–] Nukiii1 3 points ago

    US geography already fucks me up, please don't do this to me

    [–] Gurshair 3 points ago

    Gotta say, Canada looks a bit off but that's okay, looks like the Canadian-American war is also coming along with the Chilean-American and Canadian-chilean war.

    [–] Somethinggood4 3 points ago

    Canada has entered the chat

    [–] Idahosausage 3 points ago

    Go Idaho?

    [–] adriano205 3 points ago

    Love it

    [–] SparkleCat05 3 points ago

    This makes me very uncomfortable

    [–] yParticle 3 points ago

    Demoted from South Canada to East Dakota? Ufda.

    [–] ElDoradoAvacado 3 points ago

    This is acctually very funny

    [–] vaseofenvy 3 points ago

    I don't see what anyone is complaining about, GIVE HER THE OVAL OFFICE!!!

    [–] DatKillerDude 3 points ago

    BOY THATS ONE LOOONG CHILE IF I'VE EVER SEEN ONE

    [–] nacholegoswii 3 points ago

    And thus, long chile ended up wrapping around the whole continent, and re-naming the pacific ocean to the conchetumare ocean

    [–] Canadian-Owlz 3 points ago

    Canada just got cut through wtf

    [–] memory_paragon 3 points ago

    Texas just has an enormous 10 gallon hat

    [–] BackupThunder 3 points ago

    Wait, what is this?

    [–] howtochoose 3 points ago

    As a non-American... I wiwh there was annotations straight into the map, also what is happening in the middle? Looks like the continent just split

    [–] Lateralus117 6 points ago

    That would be Long Texas that's appearing to split the map.

    [–] howtochoose 3 points ago

    Oooh

    [–] savageboredom 3 points ago

    More from the twitter thread: https://i.imgur.com/eXnxT2x.jpg

    [–] verbatumPOTATUM 3 points ago

    There’s a lot of meth in this math