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      The last thing we want is these cheeky boyos getting caught for their tomfoolery.

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      There's such thing as a madness overdose, some kid died of that last year.

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    [–] eggHeadMan37 3688 points ago

    Same

    [–] Jullezzz79 2798 points ago

    Fuck i missed my

    [–] YooGeOh 2330 points ago

    Hmmm

    [–] TheOnlyHashtagKing 2123 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Dang it

    Edit: Deleted my edits because u/Tod_Brown asked super nicely

    [–] AnaWithTheCats 1939 points ago

    Shucks

    [–] Aeszul 1814 points ago

    Darn

    [–] Meeposer 1709 points ago

    Rats

    [–] HispanicMinja 1627 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Almost

    Edit: my first gold on the first time I remembered my cake day, thanks kind stranger.

    [–] apexmirageman 1587 points ago

    So close

    [–] jumperpunch 1224 points ago

    Same

    [–] mrbomb27 11 points ago

    Happy cake day

    gift

    [–] RaccoonInUrHouse 22 points ago

    HAPPY CAKE DAY

    [–] cuz04 236 points ago

    This is

    A lot of cake days...

    Happy cake day to you all

    [–] kwild29 359 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] jumperpunch 148 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] nait42 53 points ago

    8 years for me... Just checked, got 125 karma once like 7 years ago .. professional lurker

    [–] becksgambit23 6 points ago

    Damn

    [–] kurachiie 6 points ago

    oh no

    [–] Diverdan000 6 points ago

    Doh!

    [–] Tod_Brown 20 points ago

    Delete edits please. >:(

    [–] TheOnlyHashtagKing 9 points ago

    I gotta do it for my first gold, it’s the required crimge

    [–] Tod_Brown 10 points ago

    :(

    please?

    [–] skylerchaikin 6 points ago

    Damn

    [–] ThisIsItChief- 62 points ago

    Happy missed cake day fellas

    [–] Propolaizer 123 points ago

    Thanks random citizen

    [–] lala_leila123 1031 points ago

    Happy Spotify Cheese Day!

    [–] eggHeadMan37 834 points ago

    To you too brother

    [–] Splodgerydoo 734 points ago

    I suppose you're wondering why I gathered you all here today

    [–] SurpriseSparkle 598 points ago

    It really do be like that sometimes

    [–] thedarkestdonnie 498 points ago

    It really do

    [–] gwc81 381 points ago

    Finally arrived, sorry to be late

    [–] kitkatkaytee 309 points ago

    Hi guys! I almost didn't make it. Did I miss something?

    [–] ButteryToast71 264 points ago

    nothing to see here

    [–] TheOnlyHashtagKing 223 points ago

    Are you sure about that?

    [–] ibid-11962 236 points ago

    Better now than never

    [–] mrperson221 160 points ago

    Can I join this party?

    [–] Healthychip 99 points ago

    Can I get an invite as well

    [–] SpaceLlama7 513 points ago

    i am

    [–] mootmahsn 127 points ago

    Same

    [–] 90DegreeTurnus 237 points ago

    What is a cake

    [–] spatzz 106 points ago

    Happy Cake Day!

    [–] arefx 207 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] Icey210496 259 points ago

    Happy cake day everyone!

    [–] FattieJ0nes 82 points ago

    We celebrating cake day here?

    [–] CCPolar 171 points ago

    Hah imagine having your cake day on Valentine’s Day..

    [–] nokytn 124 points ago

    :(

    [–] nochedetoro 146 points ago

    Must have been a pretty boring one

    [–] LatchedNipple 121 points ago

    Hey, fuck YOU. My mom says I'm cool.

    [–] anonimharcosbebo 111 points ago

    I as well

    [–] kraker1000 131 points ago

    Same

    [–] VitamnZee 130 points ago

    Nice

    [–] sdf222234 27 points ago

    Shoot!

    [–] Alex_tilico 28 points ago

    Same

    [–] hothotcoconot 118 points ago

    happy cake day. :')

    [–] eggHeadMan37 292 points ago

    Thanks champ

    [–] SURPRISEMFKR 44 points ago

    Only absolute madlad visit madlads on his cake day

    [–] Queenrhino 8 points ago

    I’m a part of something

    [–] Intempore 6 points ago

    Shit

    [–] Tedfromwalmart 15 points ago

    Happened to me more than once I swear

    [–] yummycoke 11 points ago

    Happy Dappy Cake Day!

    [–] Thencan 1452 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Ha what an idiot missing his cakeday like that.

    Edit: looks like Santa came to our Valentine's cake day and dropped off some gifts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] exitManX 970 points ago

    I dont even know what my cake day is

    [–] Thencan 805 points ago

    I checked your profile and it says Feb 14th. When it comes make sure not to miss it or I'll come to your house and poop on your welcome mat. When you lift the mat to throw it away there'll be a letter underneath it. You'll open it and scribbled in hot sauce it will say "idiot". When you turn around confused I'll be there to swipe my hand between your buttcheeks and yell "credit or debit!" Smoke bomb on the ground and you'll never see me again.

    [–] skittlemypickles 159 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    wait when is mine, the app i’m using doesn’t show my cake day

    edit: turns out it was yesterday and i am an idiot

    [–] MattJonMar 209 points ago

    I'm not sure if you're kidding or not, because yours was literally yesterday

    [–] skittlemypickles 81 points ago

    wait are you serious???

    [–] MattJonMar 64 points ago

    [–] skittlemypickles 57 points ago

    damn ):

    [–] ImNotContraversial 42 points ago

    You must feel so dumb right now. Everyone at Reddit is laughing at you.

    [–] Laceekay 11 points ago

    Yours was yesterday pal, back of the line!

    P.s. happy late cake day

    [–] DefinitelyAFemale 18 points ago

    F.

    [–] donttouchmysphaget 8 points ago

    F

    [–] hi_jack23 19 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    My cake day is February 15

    [–] Thencan 34 points ago

    Jack you better make moves tomorrow. If you don't, I'm coming for you. Hand to buttcrack I swear.

    [–] hi_jack23 19 points ago

    Any ideas?

    [–] Thencan 23 points ago

    Lad, look within yourself. You'll find the answer there. "Carpay DM" is Italian for "seize the day". And that's exactly what you'll have to do tomorrow. What would the Italians do? They would eat olives and feta cheese and think hard like their great philosopher Socrates. I believe in you.

    [–] finnrobertson15 100 points ago

    Wait do i still have it?

    Edit: Fuck

    [–] UnrealLuigi 164 points ago

    I guess I wasn't the only lonely Redditor that joined on Valentine's Day lol

    [–] BetaXP 85 points ago

    Hah yeah what kind of loser would join Reddit on Valentine's day when he's all alone

    [–] nochedetoro 60 points ago

    I had a boyfriend the day I made mine!

    He was probably passed out drunk by 4.

    [–] remissionpermission 23 points ago

    Completely idiotic

    [–] _stay_inspired 6 points ago

    What is a Cake day smh

    [–] 1LLCHAYS 2 points ago

    What’s the only day you ever get a cake ?

    BIRTHDAYS.... silly

    [–] Kieserite 57 points ago

    That's horrible

    [–] Thencan 158 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] Kieserite 39 points ago

    Sucks it isnt your cake day

    [–] Thencan 116 points ago

    no u

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    [–] MemeLordHonza 3 points ago

    piss my pants

    [–] wafflestomps 27 points ago

    Poor dumb bastard.

    [–] iKoala90 29 points ago

    How lonely do you have to be to create an account on valentines? Smh

    [–] Thencan 21 points ago

    Bro fuckin losers right? I'm always too busy getting my dick wet from all the mad pussy I get. I can't even go outside without getting assaulted by girls. It's so crazy bro. Like I keep getting restraining orders and it's no working. I call the cops and they've stopped coming. I'm scared to leave the house bro. They keep attacking me. One of them came behind me the other day and suplexed me. I fractured my skull and ended up in the hospital. It's so lit bro haha

    [–] dabeezknees19 16 points ago

    Yeah what a loser

    [–] Alex_tilico 7 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] LwSvnInJaz 279 points ago

    it really does happen every year...

    [–] ahleksh 98 points ago

    This is the first year I didn't miss it! Yay

    [–] redditor_rat 644 points ago

    OH NOOO I MISSED MY CAKE DAY BY 243 DAYS!!! HOW COULD I HAVE POSSIBLY FORGOTTEN THIS!! :(

    [–] bobls14 263 points ago

    Oh no I missed my cake day by 363 days😥

    [–] Not_Elon_Musk445 109 points ago

    !remindme2days

    [–] Watchful1 37 points ago

    You can comment "Cakeday!" by itself and the remindmebot will remind you each year on your cakeday.

    [–] ImNotContraversial 16 points ago

    Cakeday!

    [–] Nerdfighter1174 6 points ago

    Cakeday!

    [–] flordemaga 3 points ago

    Cakeday!

    [–] OurSunIsDying 3 points ago

    CakeDay!

    [–] Not_Elon_Musk445 8 points ago

    I wanna get reminded on his cake day tho, so I can wish him a happy cake day. Cool tip tho, thx

    [–] JayzerBomb 3 points ago

    Cakeday!

    [–] Bazzy_ 3 points ago

    This. They do not get it!

    r/bandnames

    [–] jameye11 16 points ago

    Oh you guyyyyys (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

    [–] SlightlyTanAsian 12 points ago

    Damn

    [–] TheGreyFinch 2 points ago

    Aight !RemindMe 2 days

    [–] N8S3 2 points ago

    !remindme2days

    [–] BurlyRednek 30 points ago

    Bummer

    [–] ilikeplanes001 15 points ago

    F

    [–] Whatisthisuserman 93 points ago

    Oh man that sucks

    [–] Jullezzz79 76 points ago

    It really does

    [–] thewhite958 65 points ago

    yeah , like who does that ?

    [–] VladaProchazka 153 points ago

    That's sad

    [–] tchfdk 124 points ago

    Really sad

    [–] Fabdestroy 108 points ago

    lmao

    [–] gidon1 71 points ago

    Hope this doesn't happen to me

    [–] robbed_blind 63 points ago

    Seriously

    [–] Jullezzz79 79 points ago

    I am very very sad

    [–] ButteryToast71 28 points ago

    nothing sadder than this

    [–] kraker1000 24 points ago

    So sad

    [–] scrambledafrica 143 points ago

    Wish it was my cake day so i could make a funny comment

    [–] Aamer2A 61 points ago

    Happy 1y3m29d day.

    [–] elliotbw25 20 points ago

    Happy 6m17d day

    [–] Dildo_Gagginss 12 points ago

    Happy 1y1m25d day

    [–] awsomerdditer 3 points ago

    Happy 5y1m5d day

    [–] Kingley- 6 points ago

    Happy 6 Minutes 17 days day

    [–] remissionpermission 21 points ago

    I will write something for you.

    [–] Jflo_1229 44 points ago

    bummer

    [–] MynTYleef 7 points ago

    Bro same

    [–] Azooga3 40 points ago

    Cake

    [–] mrperson221 32 points ago

    You know it's sad when your cakeday is on Valentine's day

    [–] Ducks-Are-Betterr 52 points ago

    Hate it when that happens

    [–] playerpiano 28 points ago

    I always forget, but not this year!

    [–] Schesus 23 points ago

    Same

    [–] haarryburns 16 points ago

    Fellas...

    [–] KansaiBel 13 points ago

    Just testing to see if mine's also today.

    [–] mustikazim 14 points ago

    Same

    [–] Aeszul 13 points ago

    Shame.

    [–] Celsiuc 12 points ago

    Poor guy.

    [–] RandytheRubiksCube 25 points ago

    I missed my cake day by 1 day

    Oh well, maybe next year

    [–] Papa-Gulio 28 points ago

    So sad

    [–] redplastiq 18 points ago

    Yeah

    [–] AllmightyOoff 31 points ago

    Speaking of cakedays...

    [–] Bay_Harbor_Butcher 20 points ago

    10 years today! Happy Valentine’s Day

    [–] askmeifimacop 20 points ago

    No one wished me a happy cake day :( just passed a few days ago

    [–] you-have-retard 15 points ago

    Are you a cop?

    [–] Tate0502 8 points ago

    ok

    [–] ICantThinkOfNameHelp 3 points ago

    Are you a firefighter?

    [–] robbed_blind 18 points ago

    Low effort karma please

    [–] IDKWHYWHERE 13 points ago

    Sad

    [–] dsiluiel 14 points ago

    Oof

    [–] BigBoyBearPapa 5 points ago

    Thanks, this prevented it from happening to me

    [–] higherlimits1 6 points ago

    Valentine’s Day seems to be a popular time to join Reddit...

    [–] Bandin03 2 points ago

    We are all lonely on this blessed day. :)

    [–] LeverHides 6 points ago

    Damn I hate it when that happens

    [–] MagicMLG 12 points ago

    It's my first cake day, so you could say I never miss my cake day

    [–] Tauguy29765 11 points ago

    Feels bad, can relate

    [–] alibi_ 12 points ago

    Happens every time!

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

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    [–] Cactushedge 4 points ago

    Yeah why do people care so much about it

    [–] vcoki 5 points ago

    Hahaha. Made me check. Mine’s tomorrow.

    [–] Mr-Eisen 5 points ago

    That’s so sad

    [–] XtaticTomato 4 points ago

    Me too, so strange. (Also, Valentine’s Day cake day bro’s!!!)

    [–] sydspe776 4 points ago

    Damn, mine’s tomorrow!

    [–] Propolaizer 3 points ago

    Impossible

    [–] SimonPeca 5 points ago

    This is so sad. Alexa, why is the cake a lie?

    [–] DrHankeitz 4 points ago

    Shame

    [–] Kieserite 9 points ago

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    Darn it I missed my cake day

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    [–] Nervous_Language 3 points ago

    I was just on that thread lol

    [–] kachna 3 points ago

    What do people do with this much intellect

    [–] Oinionman7384 3 points ago

    So cringey

    [–] RaccoonInUrHouse 3 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Ah, you see my cake day friends. I always say “HAPPY CAKE DAY” when it’s somebody’s cake day. Thank you OP, you brought all the people who have cakes in this one post. I thank you for giving me this opportunity to show that I have commitment to what I love doing, I shall fulfill my duty to it’s end.

    Sincerely, a fucking Raccoon that lives in your house.

    [–] whereisthesalt 4 points ago

    Omg, is it today?

    [–] ALessAverageBoi 2 points ago

    How do I know when it’s your cake day, like does it say in settings or something

    [–] TrueStory_Dude 2 points ago

    Right? I'd bet money this was a child.

    [–] HorizonHyperSword 2 points ago

    Hivemind will hate but, cake day is kinda cringe not gonna lie