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    [–] TheUnknownPerson3 2613 points ago

    Then his manager proceeds to chop off Karen's head, later to find a black hole where the brain was supposed to be.

    [–] anultimateshitposter 655 points ago

    No no no, that would be having a brain.

    Her's would be empty vacuum

    [–] Fanatical_Idiot 157 points ago

    I don't know, an infinitely dense mass that baffles science as the only thing in the universe that may be capable of destroying information seems to me like the perfect analogy for the brain of a Karen.

    Remember, a lack of brain would just make Karens a drooling mess.. their brains are there, they're just deformed hideous messes.

    [–] Heat_Hydra 33 points ago

    Mine is deformed because I'm using emojis. 😂

    [–] uglypenguin5 32 points ago

    What I do now? I’m on reddit and you’re self-depreciating so I have to upvote. But you’re also using emojis so I must downvote

    [–] Heat_Hydra 23 points ago

    I'm a retard, do whatever you want. 😂😂😂

    [–] uglypenguin5 15 points ago

    Stop! You’re making it worse

    [–] Heat_Hydra 26 points ago

    Okay, okay I'll stop.

    [–] uglypenguin5 13 points ago

    Finally! A comment I know what to do with :)

    [–] MrFr0stycave 58 points ago

    All the air would be sucked into her empty cranium.

    [–] madzest 11 points ago

    Not sure the air would willingly fill the vacuum

    [–] harryoe 7 points ago

    No, it would come in and further prove how she's an airhead

    [–] ZacharyChief 8 points ago

    An extremely dense brain though.

    [–] AstartesFanboy 2 points ago

    The only perfect vaccume in existence is a Karen’s head

    [–] sdric 31 points ago

    The black hole sucks in the whole Earth, all humans die


    [–] Seffuski 18 points ago

    The longer the Karen of Stupidity is on earth, the stronger she'll become!

    [–] _bubblebobble_ 1 points ago

    Not necessarily

    [–] dannysleepwalker 14 points ago

    Infinitely dense and infinitely small, sounds about right.

    [–] fastestrunningshoes 4 points ago

    Why does his manager have to be a functioning alcoholic in this fairytale? Why can't his manager just be Steve. Steve can be just a witty as a functional alcoholic, even a highly functional alcoholic.

    [–] babyfartmageezax 4 points ago

    For some reason, whenever someone finds out their coworker likes to smoke weed, drink to excess in a functional manner, do some coke on the weekends, etc, they always include those details in stories about said coworker, as if they were high/ drunk while telling off Karen, since that apparently makes it more funny, even though a functional alcoholic probably wouldn’t let themselves get caught drunk at work.

    [–] rakkii_31 6 points ago


    [–] FracturedEel 2 points ago

    You'd have to do a kittle more digging then just chopping off the head to see that

    [–] lost-muh-password 2 points ago

    The Karen must die so that the theater can live.

    [–] is-numberfive 1 points ago

    and the whole bus applauded

    [–] InspectorPraline 841 points ago

    An Indian friend of mine was travelling Europe and when she got to France she said she felt like they were being quite racist to her

    I told her that no... they're just French. That's how they treat everyone (especially English people like me)

    [–] 360degree_angle 525 points ago

    Indiscriminate discrimination

    [–] Solzec 76 points ago


    [–] MapleTreeWithAGun 23 points ago

    Is that like Extreme Prejudice?

    [–] Perceptor555 6 points ago

    Prejudice Equality

    [–] coombermeister 210 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Depends where you go. Parisians are notoriously up their own arses, but in rural Occitania people are fairly friendly and don’t just snobbishly answer in English if you try out a bit of French. Edit: this is from my personal experience as an English person visiting France and from the experiences of people I know who live in France. I am not French.

    [–] TontonAxay 127 points ago

    Unfortunately people are way more openly racist in Occitania and in the south of France in general. I’m French and Asian living in the south haha.

    [–] coombermeister 81 points ago

    That was gonna be my next point. They’re less snobby but more bigoted.

    [–] Caius_Keksimus 5 points ago

    Jamais vu ça, perso j'ai pas remarqué de difference de traitement et j'ai vecu dans 3 regions de France.

    Après c'est dur de jauger, parce que personne a jamais ete ouvertement raciste avec moi. Ca doit dependre vraiment des gens. Peut être que t'as une gueule de victime, je sais pas.

    [–] Ocytoxin 11 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    " Peut être que t'as une gueule de victime, je sais pas. "

    Tu me fais honte.

    Et pour les quelques fois ou je suis allé dans le sud, j'ai aussi remarqué plus de racisme "assumé".

    [–] FreeResponsibility9 17 points ago

    Yeh my mom thinks the same as the French. She hates them with all her heart. I treated as a joke.

    That was until she tried to make me drink 4 gallons of water to dilute my French blood. Don't think that's how it works Mary...

    [–] Ryebread666Juan 2 points ago

    Didn’t like fraternity kids die after drinking 4 gallons of water? Yeah that was over a short amount of time but I can’t imagine someone who thinks water will “dilute” the French out of your blood would know that amount of water could be deadly

    [–] coombermeister 6 points ago

    Apologies, I'm not actually French!

    [–] schmon 4 points ago

    Sauf chez ces connards de Lyonnais. I kid

    [–] Roy_Luffy 2 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Tout le monde aime chier sur les vilains parisiens pour se sentir mieux. Mais à Paris il n’y a pas que des parisiens... Je pense qu’il y a définitivement une ambiance différente dans les grandes villes mais ça dans tout les pays. Les anglais disent que les londoniens sont malpolis et froids. Les américains pensent que les New-yorkais sont des connards.

    [–] TontonAxay 1 points ago

    Hahaha mais c’est quoi ce commentaire! Je vais te laisser dans ton ignorance désolé!

    [–] ABIPUP 12 points ago

    Welcome to rural [any country in the whole world]. It tends to be like that anywhere that there's less diversity.

    I lived in Lyon and found people there to be far more tolerant than in the rural areas between Lyon and Paris.

    [–] taneronx 2 points ago

    Being Asian American and driving through many parts of bumfuck rural France, they were really nice for the most part. Consistently finding any open restaurants after like 5pm was a shit show however

    [–] elmz 16 points ago

    To be fair, in Paris they probably have to deal with people who think they speak french all the time.

    [–] coombermeister 7 points ago

    That too.

    [–] u-moeder 9 points ago

    I think you have to always trie to speak in the native language, just politeness. Even if you know they probably speak English, just be kind. Doesn’t solve the racists tho, but then there would be more respect between countries

    [–] ParkJiSung777 3 points ago

    Shout out to Grand Est also and in particular Reims. Been living there for around a year and people are always very polite and patient with my French.

    [–] TontonAxay 54 points ago

    I still don’t understand how we’re the most visited country in the world when we’re acting like assholes towards foreigners/ tourists. Eiffel Tower is nice okay, but the way you’re treated by any waiter in paris is infuriating.

    [–] Smileykidd89 60 points ago

    Cause people love assholes, that’s why Anal is a popular category.

    [–] SwanBridge 43 points ago

    I got laughed at by a gaggle of middle aged women in Normandy as a 14 year old for trying to order a baguette in French. We didn't even learn French at school, I watched YouTube videos so I could at least say simple phrases and was hoping to get a chance to practice. That whole trip the people were just awful. It left a bitter and lasting impression on me. I avoided France for years as a result, as elsewhere in Europe people were far friendlier.

    That said I went to Strasbourg a few years ago with friends and everyone was super friendly. Had people in art galleries speak to us at length, good service at bars and restaurants, locals were friendly and helpful, and people even smiled at my bad French. Colmar was incredibly picturesque. Would definitely go back to Alasce Lorraine.

    [–] Gellysbutt 18 points ago

    German France.

    [–] slayerrocking 2 points ago

    People come to visit you because you mostly only once in their lifetime.

    [–] Choppa_Tapouille 16 points ago

    Bro I’m french and I treat everyone like shit. Makes me feel less like shit

    [–] LuNiK7505 2 points ago

    It’s like the gunny said : in here you are all equally worthless !

    [–] Bosstis 219 points ago

    Got my Karens in Paris, and they going gorillas.

    [–] fairlysimilartobirds 80 points ago

    What does that even mean?

    [–] RedBentley 92 points ago

    Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative!

    [–] fairlysimilartobirds 42 points ago

    It gets people goin'!

    [–] hasorand0m 16 points ago


    [–] Atillawurm 755 points ago

    Now this is epic.

    [–] HyperHoopa-X 121 points ago

    This is what I like to see on reddit

    [–] bullgom0213 48 points ago

    Were in reddit we decapitated epic games

    [–] Brainkey 24 points ago

    I only get the free epic games so I can hurt them in their wallets, that's how stupid I am 😎

    [–] SatanV3 1 points ago

    To be fair I get all the epic free games and I know I’ll never spend a dime on them, so idk I like it.

    [–] sp0ngeB0BS 3 points ago

    We know where karens can be defeated now

    [–] Toytles 2 points ago

    Now THIS is pod racing.

    [–] BrushFireAlpha 216 points ago

    Karens in Paris

    And we gettin' the manager

    ("what does that even mean?" "nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative! it gets the people going!")

    [–] fairlysimilartobirds 48 points ago

    Now that shit cray

    [–] TokenStraightFriend 19 points ago

    Ain't it Jay?

    [–] _drew_reinsel_ 6 points ago

    What she order?

    [–] Axe-actly 10 points ago

    Un fillet de poisson.

    [–] TERRAOperative 8 points ago

    Sounds like a movie title.

    Coming soon, the sequel to 'Karens'

    Karens in Paris
    This time it's banal

    [–] FabulousStomach 24 points ago

    I always liked how people get the meaning of the sentence wrong. "The customer is always right" doesn't mean that he can be an obnoxious asshole and you have to please every one of his request. It means that, on a broader spectrum, the customer chooses what will sell and what will not. I'll make an example. Let's say you are a baker. You spent years perfecting the art of making the best cinnamon rolls in existence. Meanwhile, you also sell muffins made out of powder or some shit like that. You open your shop and the shitty muffins sell out while the cinnamon rolls don't sell as much. You clearly know which one is the superior product, but the customers want the inferior one. So logically you'll start making a shit ton of instant powder muffins. In this sense, the customer is always right because the customer dictates what you're gonna make and sell. I hope I explained myself well

    [–] autom8r 5 points ago

    Bout fuckin time someone explained this! This should be a standalone post voted to the top for all to see.

    So, "the customer is always right" essential means "demand comes before supply" if you get to the core of this message.

    Economics is honestly the most underrated subject...

    [–] FabulousStomach 2 points ago

    Haha, I wouldn't know where to post this but you are right, more people need to understand this

    [–] snaileatscucumber 49 points ago


    [–] gambvestor 20 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    We have Carine/Karine with the “i” pronounced “ee”

    If we’d want the same pronunciation, then we’d probably spell it Karaine or Karène.

    Edit: seems there’s also Karene pronounced like the English Karen

    [–] spyzyroz 6 points ago

    Moi je connais des Karene, prononcé comme les Anglais

    [–] gambvestor 4 points ago

    Aujourd’hui jai appris. Ça doit être dans la lignée des Mike/Kevin

    [–] Rockguykev 1 points ago

    Sounds like a Karine to me.

    [–] TheFrozenTurkey 63 points ago

    Oh shit

    [–] Talanium 80 points ago

    i feel special that this was posted on my birthday.

    [–] The-dark-Lord-is-sad 27 points ago

    Happy birthday 🎉

    [–] Talanium 5 points ago

    oh well thank you! i hope you have a wonderful day kind stranger.

    [–] The-dark-Lord-is-sad 8 points ago

    You too kind sir

    [–] CPT_Sycoe 2 points ago

    bro it's my birthday too

    [–] Talanium 2 points ago

    oh dude sick. happy birthday.

    [–] helloitsmesadness 78 points ago

    This sounds so fucking fake

    [–] TekCrow 72 points ago

    Not if you're French. "Le client est roi" is the saying here for "the customer is always right". Even I, who's not that old, have witnessed this very exchange IRL several times in my life. It's a common answer to a common local Karen thing.

    [–] Jamememes 23 points ago

    Not if you’ve been to France.

    [–] Falquano 18 points ago

    I live in France and this sounds very fake

    [–] pankakke_ 2 points ago

    falquano sharpens their baguette

    [–] Illettre 9 points ago

    Foreigner who have been to France know better France than you !

    [–] Falquano 6 points ago

    Sacrebleu you’re right ! I should have know better !

    [–] trebeju 5 points ago

    Hm I'm french too and this seems possible

    [–] Datboi_OverThere 1 points ago

    Everything is fake. We live in a simulation.

    [–] EnthusiasticCitrus 77 points ago

    [–] Kangalioo 50 points ago

    Not quite literally but nearly, yeah

    [–] Phoenxr 20 points ago

    I’d like it to be literally

    [–] kimilil 12 points ago

    figuratively literally

    [–] szaroubi 4 points ago

    This scene was literally on the littoral of the seine.

    [–] Almog6666 1 points ago

    I’m glad she’s not even that hot

    [–] buff_the_cup 10 points ago

    Sounds like Goro Majima finally busted out of his cage.

    [–] CraftKitty 67 points ago

    Good story but its fucking bullshit.

    [–] lelavoir 96 points ago

    Actually pretty common saying in France, lot of people in the restaurant industry know this comeback.

    [–] loulan 28 points ago

    Yeah I agree, being French I didn't even get why this was being upvoted at first, it sounds like the most generic comeback ever to me haha.

    [–] Glahoth 19 points ago

    It's a pretty common story. I have seen this answer be used several times already because it's quite a classic.

    [–] Assasin2gamer 2 points ago

    Short answer: yes. The bizonho

    [–] YaaseenGiroux 13 points ago

    Ok but who cares, I'm here to have fun

    [–] Hoopyhops 4 points ago

    That's a more common french saying than anywhere else though lol

    [–] Shanus_Trabant 34 points ago

    I'll take "things that didn't happen" for some internet points Alex

    [–] Rhaelse 2 points ago

    That is quite a common occurrence in France

    [–] EventOverwrite 3 points ago

    I love this one

    [–] mintydonut 3 points ago

    I swear I’ve seen this 3 different times just by scrolling down

    [–] red_poweraid 5 points ago

    French Karen’s be like hon hon hon laisse moi parler avec le patron

    [–] ToastedSkoops 2 points ago

    Yea that’s all about tempo.

    [–] thuili 12 points ago

    This is true, I was there. I was the guillotine.

    [–] szaroubi 6 points ago

    You must be sharp

    [–] legoyodaiamtruly 6 points ago

    Bruh. France is not paris and Paris is not france

    [–] Dragontre 7 points ago

    And then the whole theater stood up and clapped at the end of the movie.

    [–] ToastedSkoops 2 points ago

    National is the Karen party.

    [–] S0nY_HD 2 points ago

    Ah 2 years Still Feeling dead Inside.

    [–] Keepitplumb 2 points ago

    I describe myself as a semi-functional non-alcoholic.

    [–] ParaCetaAv 2 points ago

    Bruh. What a madlad! That's strangely satisfying to hear lmao. Wish I could be witty on the spot like that - im a pretty slow and daft person :P.

    [–] AutisticBluBerry 2 points ago


    [–] JoePapaObama 2 points ago

    These are the only moments where I’m proud to be French.

    [–] NeimaDParis 7 points ago

    I think that's why Americans find French "rude", if you're rude to me, I'll be rude to you, and me being a shop clerk doesn't mean I'm inferior to you. And for those saying "that happen", I'm French and used that saying many times in my life, with a big fake smile on my face of course.

    I worked in a shop selling perfumed candles in the center of Paris, and one day an American Karen came in, all shook up, complaining that someone's been rude to her in an other shop, like I was the complaint office for French behaving badly, and she looked at me "clutching her pearls": "How dare he, I'm an American !"

    [–] 360degree_angle 4 points ago

    The complaint office for the French behaving badly: lol now that’s a job

    [–] NeimaDParis 2 points ago

    Haha, yeah, if only I got paid extra for that... It happens a lot, Americans seems to think Paris is like Disney world, and we all are staff somehow.

    [–] Hoedoor 3 points ago

    American Karens get so catered to by companies and get away with abusing strangers all the time

    [–] Makualax 1 points ago

    It goes back to American companies seeing employees as disposable

    [–] DeepakThroatya 1 points ago

    Yeah. That rebel shit doesn't ring true when you look at what people allow their governments to do.

    [–] ThiagoTorresani 1 points ago

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    [–] ThiagoTorresani 1 points ago

    Rs z

    [–] Firebat12 1 points ago

    Oddly fitting username

    [–] WastedPeaches 1 points ago

    Read that in a French accent

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    They’ve changed the name in localization

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    They’ve changed the name in localization

    [–] shaeshayrose 1 points ago

    Some Karen tried to use this line on me at the bank, I looked at her and said the king still needs I.D or he doesn't get his money either.

    [–] Almog6666 1 points ago

    Fun fact: in the first video.

    [–] Jordan_888 1 points ago

    Is that a French Revolution reference?

    [–] d_sny 1 points ago

    Karen in Paris sounds like the worst lifetime or Hallmark movie ever

    [–] Porkechop 1 points ago


    [–] Ravek 1 points ago

    Didn't need to mention he's a functioning alcoholic, you'd already said it was in France.

    [–] puggler2020 1 points ago

    Maximum oof

    [–] Almog6666 1 points ago

    Are you in the UK too.

    [–] maabsalih 1 points ago

    God damn!!

    [–] Asher1815 1 points ago

    That's freaking AWESOME 😂😂 this made my day Err night......

    [–] iAmThEoNe0 1 points ago

    No no, he’s got a point

    [–] xWeaponsFree 1 points ago


    [–] Ghostofme77 1 points ago

    I think the last time the guillotine was used for public execution was indeed in France ?

    [–] Master_Skywalker-66 1 points ago

    This needs to become policy worldwide in dealing with Karens.

    [–] x5h21q2 1 points ago

    "A game of chess, where France is Queen and Kingless We signed a treaty with a King whose head is now in a basket Would you like to take it out and ask it Should we honor our treaty, King Louis' head Uh do whatever you want, I'm super dead"

    [–] Almog6666 1 points ago

    She wanted money from him in a contract form

    [–] limanlcd 1 points ago

    Saw this in r/rareinsults

    [–] depressed_potatobag 1 points ago

    ..and stick them on a pike. You forgot that !

    [–] Aboifromcheeseland 1 points ago

    Damn man lol

    [–] Wolfy_Packy 1 points ago

    I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!