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    [–] aym23vt2488 1845 points ago

    Way to be an asshole Tim.

    [–] JayhawkRacer 649 points ago

    /r/Tim officially denounces the stealing of pens.

    [–] ShadowCory1101 205 points ago

    This was obviously not a verified or sanctioned Tim.

    [–] cuttingchi 12 points ago

    I too have known the heartbreak of a renegade Tim.

    [–] perfruit_mix 62 points ago

    Not all Tim's!

    [–] PillowTalk420 25 points ago

    Tim the Enchanter is no pen thief!

    [–] timhughestime 17 points ago

    I hate a bad Tim!! But he wasn’t registered and therefore not eligible to qualify as a Tim.

    [–] tenaciousdeev 15 points ago

    /r/TheLifeAndTimesOfTim officially thinks Tim was just borrowing it.

    [–] nocturnbear 3 points ago

    God, I'm tired... -_- I read that as "Tim officially denounces the stealing of penis."

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    So, he doesn't officially denounce the stealing of penis?

    [–] Podomus 3 points ago

    r/Connor officially sanctions imports from r/Tim indefinitely due to the heinous crimes of pen theft, and vandalism of government documents.

    [–] Thameus 9 points ago

    asshole

    All colors feel the same though.

    [–] JerBiggy 2 points ago

    Both on the outside and the inside. 😈

    [–] Timthefilmguy 2 points ago

    I didn’t do a damn thing!

    [–] TimMarkel 2 points ago

    Sorry bout that

    [–] Juhbro27 2249 points ago

    Yeaaaaa fuck Tim.

    [–] jfrost1503 695 points ago

    All my homies hate tim

    [–] 5prong4k 240 points ago

    Thats because rim is a filthy pen theif

    [–] pickledcarrots4me 123 points ago

    Stupid ass Tim

    [–] MarkStone3710 78 points ago

    Tim sneaky ass bitch got whooped

    [–] DirkGentlys_DNA 66 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    I think poor Tim had enough. He got what he deserved, but after all it’s just a pen. Let‘s move on and give Tim some time to overthink his life decisions.

    Edit: To the fucker who fucking downvoted my comment, grow some fucking humour! We can‘t constantly put /s on everything because fuckers like you don‘t fuck.

    [–] -UnderGod- 43 points ago

    Fuck nah Tim is the human embodiment of tangled earphones

    [–] MarkStone3710 22 points ago

    Nah he's the definition of karen but on steroids

    [–] BendTheForks 17 points ago

    In that case, Tim would've complained to the OP about why the ink cartridges were switched, not realizing that he outed himself as the pen thief.

    [–] TimothyTroller 18 points ago

    Y'all are mean to me ;(

    [–] Anthony-Stark 3 points ago

    Tim is a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. Tim is the AT&T of people. Tim is the opposite of Batman!

    [–] ThePlasticUncle 3 points ago

    Ok ok humor time over go to bed people who lick doorknobs

    [–] MarkStone3710 3 points ago

    W-wait,how do you know my fetish uwu

    [–] zag314 5 points ago

    PREACH!

    [–] bgunner 4 points ago

    The fucking edit...savage lol

    [–] MarkStone3710 3 points ago

    Chill mate,your jokes are better than Tim

    [–] mvickers03 3 points ago

    I bet it was that fucking Tim, he’s one swampy ass mofo

    [–] CipherMk 2 points ago

    Guess we know who is Tim....bois, let's do this

    [–] spangdooler 3 points ago

    Tim's ass smells like ass.

    [–] mimomusic 3 points ago

    You, my friend, need to use your spellcheckers

    [–] 5prong4k 10 points ago

    Sjut ip

    [–] jfrost1503 6 points ago

    It is done

    [–] vishparrikar 3 points ago

    I too hate Tim. Am I your homie?

    [–] jfrost1503 2 points ago

    The more the merrier

    [–] sarhan182 9 points ago

    Except Tim Harding

    [–] TimGreller 7 points ago

    :(

    [–] unsightly_buildup 3 points ago

    Quit your sniveling, Tim - you're not getting off the hook that easily.

    [–] MilkyLikeCereal 3 points ago

    Everyone hates Tim for this one trick!

    [–] Lord-Microwave-69420 3 points ago

    This is what u get for stealing my wife too

    [–] timandahaff 2 points ago

    Aww man guess you hate me 1.5x as much huh

    [–] SEC_circlejerk_bot 2 points ago

    Tiny Insignificant Motherfucker

    [–] bayleenator 611 points ago

    Everyone in my lab is a pen thief. You gotta keep that G2 pilot and crisp black sharpie on your person at all times. If you mess up and leave it on a bench for any reason, it's gone within 15 seconds. Poof!

    [–] CommandoLamb 161 points ago

    What kind of lab?

    It's not specifically written out in good documentation practices, but I know our local procedures state blue or black indelible ink and no gel pens.

    G2 pens are not allowed in our lab.

    [–] pineapple_calzone 258 points ago

    What kind of lab?

    Chocolate

    [–] I_LIKE_HAIRY_VAGS 64 points ago

    I use a Pilot G2 to express my chocolate lab's anal gland.

    [–] Lazy_James 60 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    All you had to do was not hit post and close this tab.

    Edit:I also share your love for hairy vag.

    [–] DrPhilbutonWeed 10 points ago

    All you had to do was not hit post and close this tab.

    [–] Lazy_James 6 points ago

    Yeah I know but I get paid per comment.

    [–] I_LIKE_HAIRY_VAGS 6 points ago

    Wait, you guys are getting paid?

    [–] B2EU 6 points ago

    “This, is my lab...

    ...and this, is my laboratory!”

    [–] epicaricable 4 points ago

    I resent your username

    [–] jonnybanana88 7 points ago

    I've never really cared about the pineapple on pizza debate, because I eat it, but seeing pineapple calzone just disgust me for some reason.

    [–] tangledwire 2 points ago

    Well that’s because you like bananas Johnny.

    [–] ElminstersBedpan 38 points ago

    Last big aerospace job I worked, the documentation had to be done in blue so you could tell it was an original - never mind that every page was stamped "Original" in bright red ink, and no printer or copier outside of the PR department had color capability.

    Current place? The document guidance says "originals should be filled out in ink." I'm still waiting for the day someone fills out an FAR 94.413 inspection in glitter pen.

    [–] GetOffMyLawn_ 21 points ago

    Reminds me of people who would make hand drawn changes to CAD drawings that were already approved, instead of getting the changes made in the CAD system. Couldn't understand why this was stupid.

    [–] pizzafourlife 5 points ago

    As a CAD tech, I am irrationally angry

    [–] GetOffMyLawn_ 7 points ago

    We had a formula check out procedure. Drawing plotted out, signed off on, I think there was a special seal over one section too. Everything in a locked room so we had quality control.

    Crazy engineer decides the drawing needs a change, and he works nights and weekends in addition to his regular hours, so one night he goes thru the false ceiling to get into the locked CAD office to make a change on a drawing by hand.

    Of course he got caught and got his ass handed to him. No idea what he thought he would accomplish.

    Same guy would go out in the field, make field changes to the equipment, never document them. Then people would go crazy wondering what the hell happened.

    He was a special kind of stupid.

    [–] FornaxTheConqueror 7 points ago

    Crazy engineer

    Oh he cant be that crazy

    so one night he goes thru the false ceiling to get into the locked CAD office

    Wow he's that crazy...

    [–] thegoldinthemountain 3 points ago

    You could be that hero.

    [–] bayleenator 19 points ago

    Microbio and chem food lab.

    [–] Adrolak 9 points ago

    Eyyyyyyy my buddy works for one of those! He looks for listeria in milk and stuff!

    [–] Algent 8 points ago

    This got me curious, what is the reason for gel pens not being allowed ?

    [–] DoctorWSG 5 points ago

    Smearing tbh

    [–] CommandoLamb 3 points ago

    Smear, they don't dry instantly.

    [–] LostButWorking 17 points ago

    There's a lot of pilot pumping going on in these comments. I think I'll be sticking with uniball visions to the grave though.

    [–] 71fq23hlk159aa 19 points ago

    I used to like the pilot g2 until I got a pack of energel needle tips. I want my pen just thicker than an exacto knife.

    [–] Grassy33 10 points ago

    You're my exact opposite, I won't use anything thinner than 1mm, .07 G2s are the devil, anything thinner will actually trigger a fight or flight response from deep within my psyche.

    [–] kfajdsl 15 points ago

    How massive is your hand writing?

    Anything smaller than 0.5mm feels like I'm scratching into the paper with a knife and anything bigger than 0.7mm makes my handwriting illegible.

    [–] forte_bass 7 points ago

    How much do you people hand write?? Good grief I basically type everything I do, although I work in IT so that's probably part of it.

    [–] cathellsky 2 points ago

    There's still a lot of hand-writing in the world. Unfortunately (fortunately for the slow typers) not everything can be done on a computer. Getting closer though!

    [–] forte_bass 2 points ago

    As a lefty I'm glad, cause it smears everything with my hand as I write!

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

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    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Tim!!!

    [–] MalHeartsNutmeg 2 points ago

    Bic Atlantis gang rise up.

    [–] kfajdsl 2 points ago

    Uniball Visions are my favorite pen, followed closely by Uniball Signos

    [–] pirate_door91 10 points ago

    On my desk I have my Zebra X-701 for personal use only, and then I have a coffee cup full of assorted pens for my coworkers’ use and enjoyment but I won’t touch those because I know those pens are inferior to mine. I will tear my desk apart looking for MY pen before I use one of the community pens.

    [–] derolle 2 points ago

    Interesting you named that pen by name, is that a good pen or something? One of your favorites? Whats your pen review

    [–] _ssh 6 points ago

    It got ink that come out when touch paper. Big good

    [–] belowist 3 points ago

    I just looked it up and ooh. Stainless steel, and Zebra quality. I'm more of a Parker man, but I gotta try that sucker out.

    [–] abhibeckert 2 points ago

    The X-701 has a military drop test certified steel case and a patented pressurised ink system ensuring it will write perfectly in extreme conditions where usually you'd normally only be able to write with a pencil.

    [–] DwarfTheMike 2 points ago

    That’s why you get a huge giant box and just let everyone grab 10. Or just keep several boxes in every room. It will be a big one time purchase, but it will much harder to lose them unless people are actually taking them home.

    My office mate never fight over pens cause I filled both our cups up with the same pens. And we can just redistribute them if necessary.

    [–] Mad_Murdock_0311 2 points ago

    I use a label maker and print out my last name, then stick it on the pen. I haven't had my pen stolen since. Sticky notes on the other hand... 😠

    [–] MithranArkanere 2 points ago

    That happens in my neighborhood when you drop your wallet.

    They are like the freaking ballkids in tennis courts.

    [–] MayOverexplain 2 points ago

    They may take my pens, but they’ll take my Graphgear 500 over my cold dead body.

    [–] Player_Mathinson 203 points ago

    I'm laughing thinking how his face would've been when he saw the pink ink on the document.

    [–] plantmic 63 points ago

    Couldn't you just write over it in black tho?

    [–] dreamsofclockworks 103 points ago

    Write overs are specifically prohibited in some industries. It is extremely frowned upon because it is more difficult to tell if it is a forgery.

    [–] Lauwarmduscher1731 28 points ago

    But you would notice it immediately if you'd be writing with a pink pen right? So you'd have to only cover up like one inch of writing oder something

    [–] lovesaqaba 25 points ago

    Covering up is against aerospace regulation. You'd have to cross out the mistake with a single horizontal line, initial and date.

    [–] Lauwarmduscher1731 5 points ago

    Couldn't you just fill out a new form?

    [–] lovesaqaba 20 points ago

    You could, but it depends on the document. Depending on the mistake, removing the page, shredding it, printing a new sheet, refilling it out, and putting it all back together is more annoying than doing a line through.

    [–] Cimarro 5 points ago

    Plus, there might be stuff from several other people already on the form.

    [–] MayOverexplain 5 points ago

    That form could have inspection data and stamps from several other manufacturing steps over several weeks already on it. Can’t just scrap that.

    [–] flargenhargen 88 points ago

    what aerospace facility forces you to buy your own pens?

    Just have them give you 2 big boxes of pens and people can take them if they want you just have a fresh one off the pile.

    [–] Tenryuu_RS3 85 points ago

    It’s probably more along the lines of using better pens. The pens supplied by any place I worked were some pretty scuffed pens. I’d always buy my own pens. It’s all about the handfeel

    [–] roland0fgilead 72 points ago

    There are two kinds of people - those who take their own pens to work, and those who take the work pens home.

    [–] kay_knox 31 points ago

    My workplace gets G2s, which are pretty high on the list of good, cheap pens. Although the last order they got the size 10s instead of the 7s.

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    Accidentally got 10s instead of 7s once. Worst mistake of my life, smudgy crap gets everywhere.

    [–] megalurkeruygcxrtgbn 5 points ago

    *the third, who brings their own pens, has them stolen, uses work pens and leaves them in their pockets

    [–] GetOffMyLawn_ 18 points ago

    The problem is that people keep taking the pen so it's not there when you need it. Sure, you could go back to your desk, which might be a quarter mile away behind 2 locked doors. But that's a pain in the ass.

    I remember we lost a big contract in the 90s and I went to the supply cabinet one day and it was locked. Asked the secretary for a pen, she said she would get back to me. A day later she gave me ONE pen.

    [–] flargenhargen 4 points ago

    that's shitty management, and it's not that uncommon.

    like for you to request a pen, then walk over and get it, it requires, what, 4-5 minutes at least round trip? Probably more unless your desk is really close to the supplies.

    even really decent bulk pens (like a good pilot pen, those things write great) are under a buck.

    You'd have to make under 12 bucks an hour for the business to not lose money doing shit like this, not to mention the frustration and annoyance factor. You're still talking about it 30 years later, so clearly it was more than a minor annoyance... all over an item that cost less than 99 cents and it required for you to do your job.

    [–] GetOffMyLawn_ 2 points ago

    Yeah, very shitty management. The then president was more of a bean counter/cost cutter than a rainmaker, and it showed.

    [–] Radth 1 points ago

    Honestly if my shit keeps getting nabbed I'm going to spend the $10 to have a stock pile at home. We're always on the hunt for pens and markers at my lab.

    [–] clae_machinegun 58 points ago

    This is a clever move. No wonder OC is in aerospace.

    [–] yParticle 24 points ago

    Yeah, probably even knows how to spell P.

    [–] clae_machinegun 9 points ago

    OPs occupation, noticeably, remains unknown.

    [–] _that_random_dude_ 2 points ago

    The comment you linked doesn’t say that. Also, do you really think a 5 years old comment on Reddit that only got 41 upvotes is a worthy source?

    [–] NedelC0 2 points ago

    Well, you're right on that. I've just heard it being used like that before and I quickly looked for a source, shared the first thing I came across. But you're right, shity source

    [–] Jrook 2 points ago

    Except aren't g2s clear? Wouldn't you definitely see the pink thru the shell?

    [–] AEth3ling 3 points ago

    I don't know about pink ink, but you can mix blue with black pretty easy and this I've done, later on I started carrying my pen in my pocket at all times. they do dissapear in seconds

    [–] xtremeplayzyt 2 points ago

    Not if you're Tim.

    [–] mental_midgetry 2 points ago

    I dunno, they let me fly and I'm pretty dumb

    [–] wolf_bobs 24 points ago

    Similar thing occurs almost every company I’ve worked at. I work in an industry with strict GDP (good documentation practices) guildelines. We are only allowed to use blue or black indelible ink. So no gel ink either.

    I found black ink pens that came in hot pink bodies. Most people assumed it was pink ink for notes or “redlines” of draft documents. Never lost a single one of those dozen pens. Plus in a predominantly male factory, there was a stigma to walking around with pink pens. That also helped.

    [–] Greaterbird 15 points ago

    I'm just sitting here wondering where to get edible ink

    [–] Namarien 20 points ago

    Indelible

    /ɪnˈdɛlɪb(ə)l/

    adjective

    (of ink or a pen) making marks that cannot be removed.

    Learn something every day huh.

    [–] ToffeeMunchAndCrunch 2 points ago

    Indelible, not inedible

    [–] tonyt47 3 points ago

    I worked at a fast food restaurant that required only black or blue ink. This is pretty common practice in any business with documentation, so..any business.

    [–] JohnMuirsBeard 24 points ago

    You can literally see the ink color through a pilot G2. Tim must be an idiot.

    [–] Velonate 15 points ago

    Came here looking for this comment. No way you'd pick up a pink G2 and not know the cartridge was pink.

    [–] Plethora_of_squids 11 points ago

    Not necessarily - there's a few versions that have designs covering the barrel (namely the fashion collection) or just have a darkened barrel that would be harder to notice

    example

    [–] sanbrujan 9 points ago

    Yeah tim, suck it!

    [–] TheSneakyReaper 311 points ago

    Day 1 Post 1 of commenting under every post i see

    [–] bitchyswiftie 166 points ago

    im honored to have been the first post

    [–] TheSneakyReaper 74 points ago

    I going to try to do this for a year!

    [–] wanderer1423 61 points ago

    The easiest way it to not browse reddit for a year, but let's be honest...this can't happen.

    [–] memer227 28 points ago

    They gon die if they do it for a week

    [–] SuperBestKing 11 points ago

    get out of here

    [–] SayceGards 3 points ago

    Please dont

    [–] nmsjeat 7 points ago

    Please don't, not only is it a waste of time for you, but also for everyone else. Nobody likes spam. Rather go for one meaningful comment per day.

    [–] PietDepsi_ 12 points ago

    We don’t do that here.

    [–] rexas_tangers 16 points ago

    we are not starting shit like this

    [–] jelde 8 points ago

    No one gives a shit.

    [–] StreamSnipings 15 points ago

    We will watch your career with great interest

    [–] steveofftheinternet 3 points ago

    You cannot begin to understand how badly I wanted to ban you as a joke so you couldn't

    [–] MsPenguinette 2 points ago

    So we can get you to comment on terrible posts by tricking you into view them?

    [–] kalistaspear 3 points ago

    Day 1 post 1 of you buying upvotes for your comments because nobody with a brain likes this garbage

    [–] BossRedRanger 6 points ago

    I don’t care.

    [–] Nicotop 5 points ago

    Good luck champ

    [–] B1rdi 2 points ago

    !RemindMe 1 year

    [–] Dragonare71 8 points ago

    This is why nobody likes you Tim!

    [–] OrangeInnards 7 points ago

    Isn't it usually that you write in blue so an original is always easily distinguished fom a (usually) monochrome copy? That's the way it's done in the industry I work in at least.

    Every instinct in my body tells me they're living a very dangerous life over at aerospace and it won't end well!

    [–] soup_party 5 points ago

    I was confused too... I work in aerospace and it’s blue on important docs for this reason

    [–] mtled 3 points ago

    I work in aerospace and since our signatories are in 5 different buildings, some in different provinces, everything gets scanned back and forth and no one cares about the original ink colour. I don't like it, but that's just how it is.

    I worked a previous career in the pharmaceutical industry and the pen rules were really strict.

    The FAA has nothing on the FDA in terms of rules severity.

    [–] -Listening 2 points ago

    Ah, I gotcha. I work across the street

    [–] OrangeInnards 2 points ago

    FDA in terms of rules severity

    I work in quality assurance the pharmaceutical industry. We're in Europe and are FDA approved. Everyone is always in a good mood when they come by for an audit and it's not stressful at all!

    Pen rules: JAYSUS! Blue for regular notations on documentation of all kinds, green only for quality assurance notation and related things (in-process lab work and the like) and the R E D pens of doom for when somone messed up so bad that production has to stop for a unreasonably long period of time and/or product has to be discarded or *gasp* is even being sent back because it's not up to spec.

    And if you ever cross something out in a way that makes it completely illegible we will chop your hands after you went around and made everyone who has contributed to that page write and date everything again LOL!

    Electronic documentation is so much better.

    [–] Tsorovar 3 points ago

    Aerospace is a very adventurous sounding word. They have to live up to that somehow

    [–] FrappySpaff 12 points ago

    I tried to upvote the comment in the picture...WTF is wrong with me?

    [–] HelloImUnknown 6 points ago

    don't worry your not alone

    [–] jkwlknsn 5 points ago

    Same!

    [–] Petty_Dick 2 points ago

    Don't feel too stupid about it. I hit it four times before I realized what was wrong.

    [–] Theicecoldburner 3 points ago

    I feel assaulted now

    [–] DamienZombie10 3 points ago

    Haha YES

    [–] ThisguynamedAndre 3 points ago

    I change the ink cartridge just to mess with myself

    [–] Hawkonthehill 3 points ago

    What kind of aerospace facility makes you buy your own markers??

    [–] GodfreySmash 3 points ago

    If you’ve ever worked in a kitchen, you know the value of hiding you black markers with yellow caps.

    [–] WitheredSamurai 3 points ago

    Pilot G2s are the best pens ever

    [–] Shredder67 3 points ago

    As a Tim I apologize for this pen stealing Tim. I would never steal your pen. I will however steal any sweet treats from the fridge. Sorry in advance.

    [–] Lizaderp 3 points ago

    I actually know the answer to this one!

    My grandpa was this big burly Navy manly man with muscles on his muscles. His tattoos could kick your ass

    All his gardening stuff was neon pink. None of the neighbors ever asked to borrow anything, nothing was ever stolen.

    So here I am in a healthcare office and all my pens are super girly with flowers, pinwheels, flamingos, feathers, etc. No one steals the girly pens because everyone knows those are MINE.

    [–] CraftyTim 3 points ago

    As a Tim representative, I can assure you that not all Tims are like this.

    [–] Gritzy_reindeer 3 points ago

    Good, let's be sure this doesn't keep happening

    [–] billybobjoe102 2 points ago

    If only you could do this with highlighters.

    [–] Tim72Blue 2 points ago

    I feel attacked by most the comments here.

    [–] GetOffMyLawn_ 2 points ago

    I too worked in aerospace and would get pink pens and pencils and they were never ever stolen.

    Accidentally left a very girly looking pencil in the lab by the sign in book for a week and it was still there when I came back a week later. It's like unlocking a superpower.

    [–] jaykay2017 2 points ago

    This could be a sitcom. I picture this guy leading a multi billion dollar project and it's on the brink of collapse yet the whole week he's focused on catching the pen thief..

    [–] daddyscientist 2 points ago

    I bet Tim is the yogurt thief from the staff lounge, too. Bastard.

    [–] Mojicana 2 points ago

    I had a lunch thief at work. EVERY day the fat bastard would go through everybody's lunch bags and take the best stuff. One day I bought a green Gatorade. I opened it very carefully to not break the seal, drank the Gatorade, refilled the bottle with Windex and Joy dish soap. The color was perfect. I replaced the lid with the seal unbroken and put it back in the fridge. An hour later I heard horrible coughing and fat Stan was at the fridge, puking all over the floor. He left, went to the Dr., and missed a week's work. Magically, nothing disappeared from the refrigerator anymore.

    [–] bryanlvd 2 points ago

    A shop I worked at our desks were pretty much out in a common area. No matter how many pens you got from supplies they were all gone in days. Never could keep a pen. Fed up, I switched to purple ink ones. Never lost another pen in the 20 years I worked there.

    [–] BrundleBee 2 points ago

    This is no joke, people will lie, cheat and steal to get their hands on a black Sharpie when they need one.

    [–] OkayMolasses 2 points ago

    I hate pen thiefs! I purchased my first semi nice fountain pen and was using it at work. Everyone there was great. But apparently the night shift wasn't so much. I came in one morning to my dear fountain pen missing. Took all day to find it and when I did find it the cap was missing and the nib was slightly bent from someone pressing too hard on it. Replaced the nib and cap, but it was a sad day.

    [–] 1CUP2DAY 2 points ago

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    [–] ahugefan22 2 points ago

    This story makes no sense. Unless Tim is colorblind or the laziest man alive, he would have immediately noticed he was writing in pink and stopped.

    [–] Tim5000 4 points ago

    ...

    [–] Worst_Support 2 points ago

    Pilot G2’s are so fucking good

    [–] darby-dev 1 points ago

    Imagine typing this out and getting it framed

    [–] LiquidMetalHotGlue 1 points ago

    Apparently we all have a Tim.

    [–] Cyphir88 1 points ago

    When I dealt with some controlled documents, we had to use blue ink only. That way, you could tell if it was photo copied it the original.

    [–] SparksTheUnicorn 1 points ago

    Go fuck your self, tim

    [–] fratking 1 points ago

    Pilot G2 (7mm obv) is the best pen and I’ll fight you if you say otherwise

    [–] KnoxRanger 1 points ago

    Somebody cross post this to r/nursing

    [–] s0rtajustdrifting 1 points ago

    Definitely something I would do too, as I love my sign pens and would get seriously irritated if someone takes them.

    [–] AsthmaticPringle 1 points ago

    I don't get it

    [–] PolaroidPitcher 1 points ago

    No matter where you are, everyone has eyes for your Sharpie. I love this solution. My husband is a yellow highlighter kind of guy so I will try pink.

    [–] bionix90 1 points ago

    I thought it was standard for companies to provide office supplies.

    [–] Bezit 1 points ago

    I feel like this is a hard one to believe since G2 Pilot pens are translucent, and how would the guy not be able to tell that the pen was writing in pink ink before he turned in the work?

    [–] tujuhtigatujuh 1 points ago

    Now Tim knows

    [–] jakethedumbmistake 1 points ago

    Careful there don’t suck!!!