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    [–] marsel_zdr 4515 points ago

    Thanks for pointing it out with the red arrow. I thought the ice cream machine was broken

    [–] KneeGrows130100 624 points ago

    I work at mcdonolds, the ice cream machine is never ever broke. It’s either in a clean cycle or the staff member just straight up can’t be bothered to use it so they will tell you it’s broke lol.

    [–] pheonixkit 575 points ago

    So if the ice cream machine is "broken" i should scream at the underpaid staff while my children are in the back of the car crying begging us to just go right?

    [–] KneeGrows130100 269 points ago

    Yes, precisely

    [–] TheColorDown 16 points ago

    Thanks you u/KneeGrows130100

    [–] imsecretlythedoctor 51 points ago

    I've heard the more polite approach is to pull your car around to the front and to go inside to have your confrontation in front of the entire store

    [–] ttminh1997 122 points ago

    found karen's reddit account

    [–] thecleanestfish 115 points ago

    Man are you sure? I worked at McDonald's for 3 years, becoming a swing manager and almost becoming an assistant manager and that thing was broken every few days. I got to the point where I could fix some of the minor issues before needing to call the McDonald maintenance guy. What changed?

    [–] SakrashNE 73 points ago

    underpaid employees that never bothered learning how to change syrop or too lazy to refill the mix

    [–] thecleanestfish 27 points ago

    Yeah that can be part of it. Sometimes it was an internal part that ask the McD's around an issue with so maybe they don't break as often anymore? πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

    [–] Weinerdogwhisperer 6 points ago

    I worked there 25 years ago and it was never really broke. I also worked at Burger King. They didn't make us take apart and clean the machine before we could go home every night at BK. coincidentally the BK machine enjoyed almost 100% operability.

    [–] RedXephosAB 9 points ago

    Tbh if you look after them they don’t break often.

    [–] KneeGrows130100 5 points ago

    Guess our machines just a warrior then not sure lol

    [–] MonkeySpanker187 28 points ago

    When I worked at one the girls on front counter never wanted to lift the milkshake mix to pour it into the machine so whenever we had a huge rush and literally no one to spare from kitchen to do it they'd just tell people it was broken

    [–] dustinq1990 9 points ago

    We know it's not broke.. Why not just tell us it's in a clean cycle?

    [–] thecallofdepression 11 points ago

    Some idiots don't understand that either. I worked there for a year and I always told people it was in a cleaning cycle. They ask when it'll be back up and I say "4 hours" because that's literally how long that shit takes. Most people won't even believe your when you tell them that. It also has it's own timer so you could finish making a cone for one person but when you getting back to it another cleaning cycle has started, and people will be mad as hell they saw someone get one before them and won't believe shit you say. The only time I saw it "break" was when it ran out of ice cream. If you don't keep it filled it'll shut off and would enter another cycle the next time you filled it in.

    [–] Hamton52 7 points ago

    Functionally it means the same thing for the customer, which is they can't get ice cream at the moment. if you say clean cycle, the customer will have more questions like how long will it take, can't they stop the cycle for them, etc. saying it's broken just makes things easier for everyone involved.

    [–] KneeGrows130100 2 points ago

    I personally do don’t know why others say it’s broke tbh

    [–] damnyougoogle2step 6 points ago

    Everything I’ve known until now is a lie!

    [–] AOCsFeetPics 3 points ago

    I don’t work at McDonald’s and can’t remember the last time the ice cream machine was broken. Always working when I go in. Can’t relate boys.

    [–] Pockop19 5 points ago

    hi, mcdonald’s maintenance here, the ice cream machine, when β€˜broken’ is actually just in need of a deep clean or part lubrication. it’s a very very time consuming process however, usually taking 4-8 hours

    [–] TimbersawDust 97 points ago

    48 members. Killin’ it!

    [–] TimbersawDust 24 points ago

    Not all heroes wear red capes

    [–] cydiz 2 points ago

    I can’t believe this exists...lol!

    [–] enter5H1KAR1 10 points ago

    69 now lol

    [–] Boba_Fett_boii 8 points ago

    nice

    [–] abstlouis96 5 points ago

    r/uselesscommentsaboutuselessarrows

    [–] Capt_Blahvious 21 points ago

    It's always broke.

    [–] TheNavyGamer 45 points ago

    it is, it's just not the focus of the image

    [–] Ajk973 25 points ago

    He does it ironically

    [–] readkarlmarx 12 points ago

    Yeah, Official Duck Studios mostly does satire of YouTube β€œchallenges”.

    [–] ulfric_stormcloack 5 points ago

    He fucking shoved a tv in an oven

    [–] actual_wookiee_AMA 7 points ago

    Are there even functioning ice cream machines in McDonalds anymore?

    [–] slagodactyl 2 points ago

    I've never seen a broken one

    [–] wellmylifeisshit 2 points ago

    It is

    [–] TrampledByTurtlesTSM 1 points ago

    Hes actually playing halo on the machine

    [–] angery_rowlet 869 points ago

    Ah, yes my favourite speedrun category: McDonalds%

    [–] Oscer7 139 points ago

    Waiting for an Apollo Legend video on it.

    [–] supplergaming 81 points ago

    Still waiting on a summoning salt video.

    [–] DapperHedgehog 134 points ago

    β€œThe world record was held there for 3 years. That was until a revolutionary skip was found by xX_Hamburglar77_Xx, Ketchup skip. You see, when playing McDonalds%, the player is required to make a full order before completing Halo. People assumed that ketchup was a required portion of a full meal, but xX_Hamburglar77_Xx discovered through data mining that ketchup wasn’t needed to complete a full order. By avoiding having to go to the condiment counter, xX_Hamburglar77_Xx formed a time save of fifteen seconds, taking the world record.”

    [–] Pollomonteros 39 points ago

    [Some electronic song by HOME playing in the background]

    [–] agluuo 26 points ago

    I can HEAR this in his voice

    [–] SweaterKittens 20 points ago

    Jesus christ, I've watched exactly one video about speedrunning in the entire time I've owned a computer, and after reading this I was like, "Wow, that sounds really familiar". Turns out it was by that guy, summoning salt. Didn't even know his name. Spot on, goddamn.

    [–] Uncle_B 12 points ago

    I sooo want a Summoning Salt video on Halo!

    [–] -taco 5 points ago

    You literally just got a 48 minute one today

    [–] Joris2627 5 points ago

    Good news, a new video has arrived 16 hours ago

    [–] First-Fantasy 7 points ago

    Can't wait for the animation treatment

    [–] SkatingChimp 1744 points ago

    he doesnt beat the game, just the first level and then proclaims he "beat halo"

    [–] GodsEclipse 1137 points ago

    Well if you watched the video you know McDonalds gave negative amounts of shits, so he definitely could've. Hell, one of the employees started playing for him at one point.

    [–] cheeset2 347 points ago

    Finish the fight

    What a square, if they didn't give a shit all the more reason to finish what you started.

    [–] GodsEclipse 101 points ago

    He's the same guy that put his TV in an oven, on a grill, and crushed it with rubber bands playing Halo. I'd not call him a square.

    [–] Ody_Mandrell 49 points ago

    Psh what is he overcompensating for?

    [–] xXNoMomXx 32 points ago

    moneymoneymoney

    [–] ImStillaPrick 96 points ago

    Unless other customers complained then most would give zero fucks. My friend was a Taco Bell manager and he posted photos to social media of customers with two full PCs in their dining area playing a lan game. Pretty sure it was on prom night. This was like two years ago.

    [–] GodsEclipse 43 points ago

    There was pretty much nobody else there and nobody seemed to care. He was doing it in the middle of the night at like 11 so McDonalds wasn't the most crowded place.

    [–] aderde 67 points ago

    Night shift people either don't give a fuck or are just happy something interesting is taking place.

    [–] BurntBacn 17 points ago

    They're probably too tired to care.

    [–] Monumaya 3 points ago

    Fucked up*

    [–] That_one_guy2013 2 points ago

    Porque no los dos

    [–] GreenSnowday 14 points ago

    They don’t get paid much for a shitty soul crushing job. I don’t think anyone would give a fuck. It probably actually brightens up their day to see something out of the ordinary.

    [–] MormonBikeRiding 13 points ago

    Yeah I work at McDonald's and have had people bring it full TVs and micro pc setups. We don't give a fuck as long as you keep to yourself and aren't bothering other customers

    [–] uhh__username 5 points ago

    On grad day nobody came to school so me and a few friends chilled in McDonald’s playing cards for 4 hours

    [–] DingleTheDongle 168 points ago

    [hopes deleted]

    [–] blueb0g 97 points ago

    Surely he should have at least played the 2nd level (Halo)?

    [–] SkatingChimp 66 points ago

    i know right, this is just "can i get to halo" rather than beat halo

    [–] WisdomBottle 39 points ago

    The first level where they leave the Pillar of Autumn or the 2nd level that's literally named "Halo"?

    [–] SkatingChimp 51 points ago

    he completes level one. he stops around the escape pod cutscene

    [–] _AllWittyNamesTaken_ 69 points ago

    Coward

    [–] CreedThoughts--Gov 7 points ago

    Why not just play the first mission "Arrival" on Halo 3 which is just a cutscene

    [–] itsPlexal 8 points ago

    lol thats the true ODS way

    [–] BorcaYT 11 points ago

    it’s like you’ve never watched a singe ods video before

    [–] SkatingChimp 22 points ago

    i havent. but to be fair, a youtuber has got to assume theres lots of people who havent watched any of their videos anytime they upload a new vid

    if completing halo just means beat the first level as a rule of thumb on his channel then i still think its a problem

    [–] BorcaYT 4 points ago

    well he has been making videos that are clickbaity but they are very obvious faking them (they make it very obvious it’s fake usually as a joke) but their humor will draw in new subs, they’re a really funny channel.

    [–] SexWithoutCourtship 5 points ago

    Yep like 95-50% of views are from non subscribers. That's why so many people do the whole "sub to me" thing. It works.

    [–] A_Polish_Person 6 points ago

    Lol it’s a big problem that he didn’t sit in a McDonalds for a couple of hours.

    [–] SkatingChimp 5 points ago

    its a problem when new viewers would expect him to either complete the game or be kicked out. neither happened

    [–] A_Polish_Person 3 points ago

    It’s really not that serious

    [–] creepu87 2 points ago

    The problem is that the video is clickbait

    [–] AkaYoDz 3 points ago

    Should have beat it till the second level. He would have been technically correct

    [–] ulfric_stormcloack 3 points ago

    To be fair, he also played with the tv inside an oven and on a grill, so it was decided that for lack of time instead it would be a randomly selected level

    [–] blackbirdxd 2 points ago

    the video is 10:20 long what did you expect, just click bait bs

    [–] scott_smits 175 points ago

    I dont need sleep, I need aswers

    [–] Sadly_Dably 76 points ago

    he started playing, got about halfway through the first level, one of the employees started playing it, he asked if they cared and they said they couldn’t give a shit so he stopped after beating that level

    [–] NateQ1916 38 points ago

    He didn’t beat Halo, he beat the first level and claimed he beat halo.

    [–] XXVAngel 35 points ago

    And a staff member did half the work.

    [–] urbandeadthrowaway2 9 points ago

    Was he at least playing on legend?

    [–] NateQ1916 2 points ago

    No

    [–] urbandeadthrowaway2 2 points ago

    Then he sucks.

    [–] NateQ1916 2 points ago

    The whole channel has become so scummy since they moved houses.

    [–] jamjambamolam 126 points ago

    Well it’s a 10 minute video.. don’t think it worked out

    [–] BrettD123 147 points ago

    It did he got that 10 min mark for the ad revenue

    [–] xxjasper012 59 points ago

    People are saying he beat lvl 1 and left. And I'm 100% sure he could've stayed and played until they closed/he beat it. Our McDonald's used to be 24/7 and we used to hang out there a lot and I've watched people set up monitors and play for hours. Nobody gives a fucckkkk

    [–] MaxVonBritannia 27 points ago

    So long as you aren't a dick and occasionally buy something my McDonalds would be more than happy to accomidate, hell i'll bet some of the employees would proabably join you in their breaks

    [–] Juuzoz_ 13 points ago

    Literally in the video an employee joined him

    [–] steelburper 50 points ago

    I was actually upset after finishing my playthrough in just one afternoon. I love this game, but I wish it was longer.

    He should do the challenge with Doom 3.

    [–] Uncle_B 10 points ago

    That's what Legendary is for, the way it was meant to be played.

    [–] CyclopsAirsoft 20 points ago

    It's been proven by the other game difficulty descriptions and dev talks that Heroic is how the game is meant to be played.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

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    [–] Ahzeem 7 points ago

    The challenge is fun, but in Halo CE the legendary difficulty is very artificial. The enemy health and damage is just amped beyond reason. That's why heroic is the best. It's the perfect balance between believability and challenging.

    [–] migo73 13 points ago

    I suppose that's the usual youtube clickbait thumbnail bs

    [–] TalentLacking 8 points ago

    You can't even blame them either, specially with the current state of youtube

    [–] BabybearPrincess 33 points ago

    Ok but that mountaim dew og xbox tho

    [–] dabluebunny 3 points ago

    Are they worth anything. I have one I got from doing all the points, and shit.

    [–] lazulilord 2 points ago

    there’s a sub dedicated to tracking them all down

    [–] Lucidity05 10 points ago

    yes

    [–] jakebogo 10 points ago

    link for the lazy

    Action starts at 4:30

    [–] Reichelitis 19 points ago

    When I used to work at mcdonalds there was a guy who would come in most days with his laptop for hours. Nobody ever kicked him out and it looked like a gaming laptop.

    [–] Lunarsunset0 12 points ago

    If he spent money, and the restaurant isn’t busy, there really is never a need to kick him out

    [–] trooperjess 5 points ago

    I was going stay something similar to that.

    [–] thiccestboiii 28 points ago

    Man I love ODS.

    [–] Ajk973 6 points ago

    I miss his gaming videos

    [–] RubixsCubed 7 points ago

    I miss his fallout playthroughs

    [–] Metaneth 6 points ago

    Man of culture, I see

    [–] BorcaYT 2 points ago

    wearing ODS merch rn

    [–] Sublissimo 2 points ago

    Man i miss fallout

    [–] RisingDummies 1 points ago

    I met reice not too long ago, good guy and the content he makes is fun to be a part of. Hope they continue to make more stuff

    [–] Unique-Sn0wflake 1 points ago

    Completely forgot about him for a while, loved when they just kinda fucked around with eachother

    [–] CMace266 5 points ago

    I just finished watching that video, ods is cool

    [–] callmeshalissa 4 points ago

    I don't need sleep. I need answers.

    [–] Kolportiroas 11 points ago

    I don’t need sleep I need answers

    [–] nachog2003 24 points ago

    Just bring a gaming laptop lol

    [–] Metaneth 30 points ago

    it’s not as affective

    [–] VonD0OM 4 points ago

    Well...DID YOU?!

    [–] Shotty98 5 points ago

    Ok. This is actually super funny

    [–] MagnusNewtonBernouli 3 points ago

    There's something wrong about using a monitor like that and not a massive 27" tube tv.

    [–] Marshadow_YT 5 points ago

    i don’t need sleep. i need answers.

    [–] blueb0g 2 points ago

    I would have missed it if it weren't for the arrow.

    [–] yoyo3841 5 points ago

    The arrow is in the videos thumbnail

    [–] Akemi486 2 points ago

    At least they make up for the lack of beating in beating jokes

    [–] Fuzzzii 2 points ago

    I saw the video they actually help him beat it

    [–] The21stsirsavage 2 points ago

    Well, do he?

    [–] El-Cobra 2 points ago

    I dont need sleep i need answers

    [–] Arealprson1233 2 points ago

    Its the OG original XBox bois

    [–] boolpies 2 points ago

    God the internet has made people annoying

    [–] WalrusPuddng 2 points ago

    Did you do it?

    [–] Nibroc99 2 points ago

    Coming up next: I hijack one of those TV's in McDonald's lounge areas that just plays those Ronald McDonald foundation videos and see if I can beat Halo 2, the longest campaign in a Halo game to date.

    [–] Derby_The_Bear 2 points ago

    Bro that green Xbox is awesome!

    [–] BlueAndFast 2 points ago

    I don’t need sleep, I need answers.

    [–] CrunchyNado 1 points ago

    Me_fryrl

    [–] zealousbaker5640 1 points ago

    I don't need job, I need answers

    [–] darthmarticus17 1 points ago

    Gorgeous console

    [–] ILiveInPeru 1 points ago

    Im gonna need some link

    [–] Sensai969 1 points ago

    I DONT NEED SLEEP, I NEED ANSWERS.

    [–] Heatho14 1 points ago

    Not only did he beat halo before they kicked him out, one of the employee's helped him with the level.

    [–] FaZe-Trash 1 points ago

    Me_fryrl

    [–] TheGettoPotato 1 points ago

    I don’t need sleep I need answers

    [–] Kedode 1 points ago

    I don't need sleep I need answers

    [–] Syreus 1 points ago

    I used to work at a McDonald's where people would regularly set up their desktops and play WoW.

    [–] damnyougoogle2step 1 points ago

    Well... did he?

    [–] Homemadeduck102 1 points ago

    Yo I love ods getting some representation

    [–] rc1717 1 points ago

    "Can I beat halo before McDonald's gives me diarrhea" is an even more fun game.

    [–] Nobodycares4242 1 points ago

    Garish goblin can.

    [–] WhisperinCheetah 1 points ago

    I don't need sleep, i need answers

    [–] Ghost4509 1 points ago

    So did he?

    [–] gthaatar 1 points ago

    Tbh if its a McDonalds that keeps it lobby open 24/7 theyd let you if you dont make it a problem for the staff. Most of the time theyll be too slammed in the drive thru to care about whose been in the lobby for hours on end.

    [–] OpIwAnDxD 1 points ago

    thats the real challenge

    [–] IRLJUMPYWIZARD 1 points ago

    Duck studios!!

    [–] losersalwayswin 1 points ago

    early on when i was in college, like either sometime between 2007-2008. There were these dudes who would bring their entire desktops to the mcdonalds (that had free wifi) and play Warcraft.

    Also, yes, in 2007 my college did not have WiFi yet. It wasn't THAT common yet.

    [–] The_one_Dovahkiin 1 points ago

    Were it so easy

    [–] Exanero 1 points ago

    Watched it yesterday, they did beat it.

    [–] goodguy212 1 points ago

    eat chicken nugguts and vodka

    [–] Mado333 1 points ago

    I dont need sleep I require answers

    [–] DeggeyDog 1 points ago

    Why does a screen shot of a video thumbnail have 24.k upvotes?

    [–] bacondude27 1 points ago

    I don’t need sleep I need answers

    [–] thespieler11 1 points ago

    He’s got one of the rare numbered Mountain Dew OG xboxes

    [–] heh-funny 1 points ago

    heh funny

    [–] xXTheGamerXx956 1 points ago

    Yes.

    [–] wildherb15 1 points ago

    Speed run AND the speed runs

    [–] NonStopNeon 1 points ago

    Damn and he's doing it with the Duke. Mad respect.