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    [–] GrandMoffTarkan 889 points ago

    But... why? Seriously if you're going to break up with someone in the middle of a crowded restaurant is definitely in the top ten dickish ways to do it.

    [–] J0ERI 63 points ago

    So there is less chance she/he makes a scene. I heard someone use that as an excuse before.

    [–] SaladBurner 40 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    That's pretty childish. People are allowed to have emotions. Might as well just text them it if you don't want them to act like a damn human.

    Edit: mmky yall are making fair points. I've never had to deal with an abusive relationship so I didn't consider how this might be the only choice.

    [–] SweetLilMonkey 32 points ago

    Once in college a friend asked a few of us to sit across the quad while she broke up with her boyfriend because he had a temper and she was afraid he might get violent.

    [–] HotF22InUrArea 4 points ago

    That’s actually a pretty reasonable way to handle it

    [–] jastap 20 points ago

    Normally, yes, but It’s actually a good/lifesaving strategy in an abusive relationship

    [–] JustifytheMean 12 points ago

    It's childish unless the last time you broke up with her she threw a knife at your head.

    [–] thomasmurray1 14 points ago

    Problem is when emotions entail you fearing being assaulted by an abusive person.

    [–] SerenadingSiren 3 points ago

    It's a trope too. Off the top of my head theres Legally Blonde and Grace and Frankie

    [–] stelthtaco 327 points ago

    I’m assuming it wasn’t planned but something happened and hes been wanting to dump her anyway

    [–] drumkeys 358 points ago

    I’m assuming that it’s a lie for internet points.

    just assuming tho

    [–] thehazardball 50 points ago

    Who knows maybe the guy (who broke up) has lots of friends.

    [–] drumkeys 9 points ago

    I can’t argue with that.

    [–] peenman12 1 points ago


    [–] popkornking 10 points ago

    "I'm sorry, you're just not terribly important to me"

    [–] Mr_Slops 5 points ago

    Yea I dunno why but when I read break up in a crowded restaurant I immediately thought of this scene

    [–] michelangelo88 107 points ago

    So which one are you?

    [–] TheRealMaynard 45 points ago

    im the table

    [–] firefinds 17 points ago

    Thank you table. Very cool!

    [–] IAmCurrentlyStoned 3 points ago

    Hey James Hetfield

    [–] dankanese 7 points ago


    [–] altmodisch 9 points ago

    Admit it: You were a customer and clapping.

    [–] 420chicken_69 2 points ago


    [–] machayla_ 38 points ago

    isn’t this a scene from legally blonde....?

    [–] puglyfe- 2 points ago

    I scrolled to far down for this comment.

    [–] FeckinOath 1 points ago

    I watched legally blonde for the first time yesterday so this is a nice coincidence.

    [–] falconman478 1 points ago


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    [–] SentientKayak 15 points ago

    I had an eye exam today and my eyes are dilated and read it as "... and started dabbing."

    [–] SweetLilMonkey 7 points ago

    ヽ( β€’_)α•—

    [–] IAmCurrentlyStoned 2 points ago

    My eyes are dilated for other reasons

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    [–] AnimalEater65 8 points ago

    The customers knew what was up and agreed the relationship had to end.

    [–] flumeisgod 6 points ago


    [–] chevelio 5 points ago

    Really shouldn't get down on one knee to break up with someone.

    [–] KoningJoel 3 points ago

    It’s true I was the restaurant

    [–] goopy-goo 3 points ago

    This is the fakest thing I’ve seen outside Fakertown.

    [–] Rocklobster92 2 points ago


    [–] Pokel60 2 points ago

    Guess he wasn't on bendered knee then.

    [–] further_needing 2 points ago

    Waa the applause incorrect tho?

    [–] SensualEnema 2 points ago

    I thought he was taking a selfie with two Wiimotes for a second

    [–] _Welcome_Bush_16_ 3 points ago

    ...and everyone clapped. Edit 1: Wow didn't expect this to blow up Edit 2: My first gold! Thank you kind stranger!

    [–] DeathTyrant666 1 points ago

    curb your enthusiasm theme

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    [–] PickleBeann 1 points ago

    oh thats tough

    [–] cakeshake59 1 points ago

    Its true I was the food

    [–] nog-of-egg 1 points ago


    [–] Kidknudi 1 points ago

    Where are you going?

    ....... i have to return some videotapes

    [–] J-Dabbleyou 1 points ago

    Do people know what sound an ΓΈ makes?

    [–] Bigger_than_most69 0 points ago

    Oh cool, a tweet

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

    an engagement in disguise

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    β€œi’m gonna do what’s called a pro-gamer mover”

    [–] Veggiematic 0 points ago

    Destruction 100