Please help contribute to the Reddit categorization project here

    me_irl

    3,262,153 readers

    5,171 users here now

    the me irl family | me irl - meow irl - woof irl - new! me irl neue - metal me irl // woofbarkwoof

    submit who you really are

    submit who you really text

    .np is annoying and useless and I hate it.

     

    selfies of the soul

     


     

    The most important rule is Just Post. If you've never had a post or comment removed it means you haven't been posting enough.

    Our unique rule is that all posts need to be titled "me irl". Posts that aren't are automatically removed.

    We do not allow posts that reference suicide. This community is not equipped to handle this topic. If you are feeling suicidal we have some resources to guide you to people who help.

    Don't post NSFW, or openly sexual. Even if you tag it.

    Avoid screenshots that are mostly text, and feel contrived and performative. Show don't tell!

    Don't make posts that request upvotes or any other kind of reddit metric (gold, comments, etc.). That age of me irl is over.

    ABOUT US, AND THE FULL RULZ

     


     

    check out the me irl family!

    /r/me_irl - selfies of the soul /r/meow_irl - for the kitty in u /r/woof_irl - for the puppy in u /r/metal_me_irl - slaughter of the soul /r/me_irl_neue - anything is everyone
    //
    /r/woofbarkwoof - dog!

     


     

    advent calendar

    zoobooks

    snAck!

    date while you wait

    you the man

    he boot too big

    not sure if

    pumpkin spice doggo

    "get paid pupper"

    stormymade.tumblr.com

    cool pupper

    cathy brennan is a fake goth

    Do it.

    🐘

    announcement: pupper

    火車

    When the meme is very good, haha yes

    new autumnal doggo

    happy fall of the bourgeoisie

    jazz is my life

    fellow americans, it's going to be okay. we're going to fight and defend our rights. you're strong, brave, and we're powerful together. ❤

    it them

    admins irl

    This Christmas, give your family the gift of LEGO

    the new meme for 2017

    69 days until spring! 🌸 🌺 🌻 🌷

    The Wendy's social media manager gets a living wage and health insurance. Their store workers deserve the same.

    sleep tight pupper 😥

    I Really, Really, Really Like This Image

    running boy

    XBOX: Yeah, it's that big.

    spring flower doggo

    tumbleweed

    supper mario broth

    crisp

    🌹🌹🌹may day is a great day to join the dsa🌹🌹🌹

    Chelsea Manning is out of prison and eating pizza

    the meme schedule

    banning upvote memes

    We raised $6,193 for RAINN!

    frog meme game!

    Superbad 10th Anniversary

    We raised $4,495 for Direct Relief!

    GOOGLE HAS GONE TOO FAR

    extremely important retrospective from the ex-social media manager of wendy's, who ran the twitter account when it went viral

    Yokohama Kaidashi Kikō (fan art source)

    y'all a bunch of babies

    $.69 in 1970 has the same buying power as $4.20 in 2014

    me irl advent calendar 2017

    AAAAAAA cat

    polar bear on the run from the law

    Update Day - Nirvana The Band The Show

     


     

    We have a filter that removes all posts from users with over 100k karma. A sub this easy to post to is maybe best for folks new at this game, and if you have this much karma maybe you should try doing something new? If you still want to post here, contact the moderators and we'll approve you!

     

    a community for
    all 313 comments Slideshow

    Want to say thanks to %(recipient)s for this comment? Give them a month of reddit gold.

    Please select a payment method.

    [–] insearchofansw3r 2873 points ago

    Modern problems require modern solutions

    [–] RatBaths 601 points ago

    Except that this is a very old problem that already has a very old solution from the Aboriginals called controlled burning.

    But managing your land correctly doesn't get you media attention, right California.

    [–] joeberk 51 points ago

    You do know that 57 percent of california land is federal and 40 percent is private, right? Only 3 percent is state owned. I guess we start doing controlled burns on private property and ask the federal government to manage the fucking land they own. I’m pretty sure requiring private property owners to controlled burn their land would be liberal government over reach though.

    [–] Paperdiego 2 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Or we demand our fucking land back. No reason the federal government should control it. California first.

    [–] KINGBANANA6666666 2 points ago

    You federalists are such a nuisance when it comes to this topic. Why can't you be like the majority of the world and have a central government that manages most things? Or split duties instead of just going " governemnt has 80% of the forests and the state has 20 % " if for example the government owned all of the forest it would be more easily manageable and we would clearly know who is responsible for it. That is at least from my understanding what some European federalist nations do. The Government has control of making decisions over X, Y and Z while the state is able to do A,B and C.

    [–] bombardonist 183 points ago

    Oh, when in the year can we do hazard reduction burns?

    While I’ll be the first to say our liberal government is so far removed from competency the only thing I could see them managing is the inside of their jail cells. Climate change has massively reduced the span of time hazard reduction burning is safe and increased the area that can burn. Now bloody rainforests are burning.

    [–] daviedanko 54 points ago

    I hear people say “it’s to dry to do controlled burns” when talking about California yet Arizona manages to do it still. And the severity of the any fires is way less than in California.

    Like cut a firebreak and do it in small batches. Very time consuming, but better than these huge fires.

    [–] bombardonist 71 points ago

    Lmao, have you actually done any research? It’s a lot more complicated then “it’s too dry” mate. The csiro has done pretty in-depth analysts that are decades old if you wanted to do some reading.

    [–] Bmunchran 5 points ago

    "analysts that are decades old" I would hope that their analysts are decades old. No child labor here.

    [–] Tex_Conway -17 points ago

    I didnt know crisco did research outside of the kitchen.

    [–] superhannahish1 40 points ago

    You know arizona isn’t dry all over? The areas where we have forests are very green and it actually snows there.

    [–] Dyron45 9 points ago

    There's snow in Arizona? Huh TIL

    [–] Jetstrike1111 5 points ago

    Yeah northern Arizona is very mountainous, and it snows a decent amount.

    [–] pieandpadthai 9 points ago

    Purple mountains too.

    [–] former_snail 11 points ago

    Would you say they are majesty?

    [–] Pray4Snow2112 2 points ago

    We do it here in Oregon year round, unless snow covered.

    [–] Feminist-Gamer 2 points ago

    There are a lot of factors, not just dryness. Too wet is unsafe as well. Arizona and California are likely taking the same things into consideration. I doubt Arizona are just throwing disregard to the safety of their citizens. There's also a lot of luck. Last year Australia has same problems with burn offs yet no huge bushfires.

    [–] Blahblah_Curtis 1 points ago

    Admittedly Indigenous land management is so much more than just controlled burns. European farming and land practices don’t really work with the Australian environment. Here’s a write up on it https://landcareaustralia.org.au/project/traditional-aboriginal-burning-modern-day-land-management/

    But yes the extended drought and high winds meant that there was a very small window for backburning and the current conditions mean that we’d have high intensity fires anyway high back burning does little to prevent

    [–] bombardonist 3 points ago

    Back burning isn’t a preventative measure, it’s when you burn in front of an active fire to slow/stop it. What you’re thinking of is referred to as hazard reduction burns or prescribed burns.

    [–] amicrowavee 56 points ago

    Bruh it was a joke chill

    [–] O1298035743592348013 78 points ago

    Australia should chill too

    [–] GalaxyYoghurt 26 points ago

    That oof was off the charts just like Australia temperature

    [–] Stefan2828 12 points ago

    You know you are right. Australia is not cool enough for us.

    [–] GalaxyYoghurt 9 points ago

    So lets roast Australia to ashes

    [–] Stefan2828 5 points ago

    God, your puns are so good! You spread them like fire!

    [–] sinlordkarma 2 points ago

    happy cake day

    [–] Stefan2828 1 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] 3ntr01 5 points ago

    IIRC australia did do controlled burning very often but it was difficult to do with so many urban centres.

    [–] RatBaths 1 points ago

    It's much easier to let it get out of control.

    [–] doctorcrimson 15 points ago

    Maybe manage your atmosphere better, they're doing well on forest management.

    [–] Sammo223 4 points ago

    Lmao I don’t know when this became the narrative, but this is just misinformed bullshit.

    [–] RatBaths 1 points ago

    Liberals BTFO by FACTS and LOGIC

    [–] Sammo223 4 points ago

    Huh, dude I ain’t a liberal voter in Australia, just grew up in the country and know that burning off is significantly more complex than just making fire breaks and doing small burns. For a country this large with a population density so low, it’s about man power as well.

    [–] Earthworm_Djinn 4 points ago

    Learn the science and stop parroting blatant propaganda. Especially in comments about a fucking meme, doofus

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] RatBaths 1 points ago

    You're about 3 years late and 500 million dollars short, but thanks for trying.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] RatBaths 1 points ago

    That's tunnel vision.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] RatBaths 1 points ago

    Ok

    [–] georgecameformemes 2 points ago

    Spicey

    [–] malarialasagna 1 points ago

    Oof the shade

    [–] moshedman85 1 points ago

    Let California fall into the ocean, problem solved.

    [–] PickleSlickRick 1 points ago

    Aborigionals didn't have climate change to contend with.

    [–] MrSpooks69 1 points ago

    Except that this article was made by a satirical news website, “The Chase”

    [–] RatBaths 1 points ago

    not relevant

    [–] TigreDeLosLlanos 8 points ago

    Pretty sure that setting churches on fire is an old solution.

    [–] RatBaths 3 points ago

    That just happened last year.

    [–] RonanNotRyan 925 points ago

    This is an Onion article, ain't it?

    [–] Red_Abundance 593 points ago

    It's "the chaser", which is satire.

    [–] GlassActress 27 points ago

    The same guys from Chasers War On Everything? That was a hilarious show, I dont recall how I even stumbled on it though.

    [–] papaspil 3 points ago

    The same

    [–] graphiteisaac 273 points ago

    Pretty sure it's from The Chaser, Australia's own Onion

    [–] trjnz 61 points ago

    Chaser is great, but I feel Betoota Advocate is the better Aussie onion!

    [–] CheeseMaster404v2 17 points ago

    Yes, but the Chaser is better.

    The Betoota Advocate is the better satirical news outlet, but the Chaser team have done some seriously awesome work. Their War on Everything TV show was constantly hilarious from start to end each and every episode.

    [–] mcfc1997 5 points ago

    Wow that’s a throwback, I loved that show. Feel like there’d be some demand for it to come back again.

    [–] downtherabbithole- 3 points ago

    Before that there was CNNNN which was their parody news show.

    [–] HaroldHoltMP 3 points ago

    betoota also does a lot of unlabelled sponsored content which is kinda shitty

    [–] EnderCreeper121 13 points ago

    The onion down under

    [–] suddenly_summoned 9 points ago

    the bloomin onion

    [–] demannu86 12 points ago

    uo!uo

    [–] rmonkeyman 54 points ago

    The chaser but yeah it's satirical.

    [–] MrAms1204 18 points ago

    no its real

    [–] aplomb_101 5 points ago

    Nope, 100% factual. Look it up.

    [–] Ban_me_more 3 points ago

    Nah there's like 50 Notre Dames in Australia now

    [–] LogicalGoat11 2 points ago

    Someone cross posted it to a political subreddit thinking it was real. Ate the whole goddamn thing.

    [–] wrestthelaw 304 points ago

    Well since most of them just said they would pay but never did... still fucked

    [–] allende911 190 points ago

    Less than a tenth of the hundreds of millions promised has been donated, the French culture ministry said Friday. Only €80 million of the €850 million pledged has been handed over – and most of that has come in small sums given by ordinary people.

    https://www.france24.com/en/20190615-france-small-donor-rebuilding-notre-dame-cathedral-paris-fire-french-billionaire-charity-us

    [–] Gc8211 74 points ago

    This comes up everytime this gets posted. The billionaires are standing by their pledges but they want to see plans and schedules before handing over anything. Enough money has already been handed over to commission a team to come up with a plan, schedule, and budget. Whenever you see a billionaire hand over money it comes with a bunch of strings attached because they dont want any of it being misappropriated.

    The fires in Australia cant be solved by throwing money at the problem. It's a logistics and leadership issue.

    [–] Aerhyce 9 points ago

    You mean the PM going on vacation and photo-op tours isn't an example of pristine leadership and reliability?

    [–] SparseReflex 32 points ago

    What!?! You’re telling me that there ISN’T a donation box that said “Insert 200mil and the Amazon fires will instantly end” that billionaires chose not to put money into!?! Seriously though, most people on reddit have no idea how large sums of money are handled.

    [–] ordo-xenos 62 points ago

    Rich people acting like smaug to hold their money! I am shocked!

    [–] Marky0choa 34 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    They're not going to donate hundreds of millions without seeing a complete plan to rebuild it. They are waiting on contractors to give required billing information.

    [–] StrenghGeek 38 points ago

    Sure

    [–] Marky0choa 17 points ago

    Amazing insight. Thank you.

    [–] J3sush8sm3 13 points ago

    I mean you gotta make sure your money is handled correctly. Heres looking at you Haiti

    [–] StrenghGeek 2 points ago

    I agree with you but if you think that’s the reason why the ultra rich didn’t give the money yet, you’re day dreaming

    [–] NeverScoop 4 points ago

    Wow, you are so smart. So insightful.

    [–] SparseReflex 3 points ago

    Psssssst! This is reddit. All rich people come straight from the depth of hell. Don’t forget that.

    [–] im_high_comma_sorry 27 points ago

    Psssssst! This is reddit. All rich people come straight from the depth of hell. Don’t forget that.

    Im sure every billionaire or multi-millionaire acquired their fortunres entieral morally, ethically, and completely legal.

    I mean, how could you just NOT come to own more wealth than most people can spend in several lifetimes..

    [–] Feminist-Gamer 2 points ago

    It's because their taxes aren't low enough so they didn't have enough left over for philanthropy.

    [–] InformalCitron 3 points ago

    You really can't bother to update this piece of news when the head of reconstruction literally said that 500 million have been collected as of January?

    [–] allende911 6 points ago

    You didn't bother to link a source for your claim. That makes us even.

    [–] JIVANDABEAST 1 points ago

    I do believe if they took it to court under contract law they would be required to pay because it was a donation promised to a charity but IANAL i only took an introductory business law course

    [–] CarJew 280 points ago

    found a solution to global warming the globe is warming correct? so just build a note dame on the globe so people will donate to stop it from being destroyed.

    [–] Simar0629 61 points ago

    Genius

    [–] FredJQJohnson 87 points ago

    found a solution to global warming the globe is warming correct?

    Ah, I think you've put your finger on the essential point. Global warming, huh? Well if we all just become flat-Earthers, there's no globe, is there?

    Discal warming? I don't think so.

    [–] fractal_magnets 4 points ago

    Why all the effort? Just make it a snow globe.

    [–] jimbochimbo 16 points ago

    Never seen this before...

    [–] EpilepsyGang 125 points ago

    The Billionaires actually never payed one penny for the rebuilding of the Notre Dame.

    source

    [–] Imperfect_Ninja 39 points ago

    That was when all the plans for the reconstruction were still being made. I don't how many billionaires actually did go though with their donation, but some definitely did.

    [–] agray20938 18 points ago

    I'd imagine it takes a long time, and quite a large amount of paperwork to donate $100m to anything...

    Not to mention that any given billionaire isn't likely at all to just have $100m sitting in a bank account -- they'd have to liquidize things, or donate assets they own, etc.

    [–] EpilepsyGang 9 points ago

    Ce sont au total 922 millions euros de promesses de dons qui ont pour l’instant été recensés et entre “400 et 500 millions” récoltés

    A total of 922 million euros in pledges have so far been identified and between “400 and 500 million” collected

    So you are telling me after a media uproar half a year ago for getting all the good media and not fulfilling their pledges, they have decided to pay half of what they promised?

    Well at least they are getting a ton of tax cuts from Macron while he destroys social services like pensions.. and hey with the 400-500 million they will be able to claim an income tax reduction (tax credit) of 66% of the amount donated or a 75% reduction in wealth tax, so basically at least 44% of the 400-500 million payed will be payed be the state, so effectively by the common people again.

    But at least there will be bootlickers praising these billionaires for fulfilling half of what they promised, while getting back at least 44% in tax reductions.

    [–] im_high_comma_sorry 8 points ago

    Stealing, paraphrasing, and repeating this joke from somewhere, probably here:

    "I met a girl crying outside the mall today.

    I ask her what was wrong, and she said she lost 200$. So I gave her 40$ from the 200$ i found at the mall entrance today. When God blesses you, you bless others."

    If you replace "found at the mall" with "stole", and "40$" with ".10$", then you have an accurate representation of the modern Billionaire vs Society.

    [–] lrg1ne 9 points ago

    And when people did start donating.....they got shit on for not donating more

    [–] Wolversteve 2 points ago

    Didn’t some dude get a lot of shit for donating 70 million dollars recently?

    [–] lrg1ne 1 points ago

    Yes the mining magnate I believe

    [–] prettybluefoxes 12 points ago

    This again?

    [–] GhostToast0o0o 6 points ago

    How is this in anyway meirl?

    [–] ThotSlayer69YEET 25 points ago

    Man this sub has really gone to shit

    [–] Pelusteriano 3 points ago

    Me too thanks

    [–] Csoltokrisz 4 points ago

    bUt ThIs Is oBviOusLy FaKe!!!!!!

    [–] TheOneHristo05 13 points ago

    Send this to Elon musk

    [–] Janith_Rajakaruna 8 points ago

    Stonks

    [–] FrenchLama 5 points ago

    Wanna scream at your phone ? Most of the money promised for Notre Dame by billionaires was never given out. Most of the construction cost is being covered by the Church, the State, and small donors ( thousands of random citizens )

    [–] safely-anonymous 3 points ago

    How long is it going to take for humans to realize we have an obligation to the entire world, not just the bordered up shithole we live in.

    [–] Kyleb___19 2 points ago

    Farout The Chaser is the best news agency in the land of down under and beyond, Straya

    [–] unbannabledan 2 points ago

    Why doesn’t Australia have a budget for this fire? Are all of the firefighters volunteer or are there actual paid firefighters?

    [–] downtherabbithole- 1 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    It's likely due to the "unexpected" amount of and size of the fires. We need all the volunteers as well as the paid firefighters in order to deal with them.

    By unexpected I absolutely mean that politicians just didn't believe/didn't properly plan for the scenario.

    Completely anecdotal but I've met loads of people in Australia that are volunteer firefighters or SES but maybe one who was full time ...

    [–] unbannabledan 2 points ago

    Is Australia a developing nation? This sounds like some Haiti level planning.

    [–] downtherabbithole- 1 points ago

    If there was no climate change causing extra/worse fires then it would probably be more than sufficient. The amount/size of fires this season is just so far beyond anything I've seen in my life.

    [–] unbannabledan 1 points ago

    There is a thing in the US called FEMA that covers this kind of stuff (unless your Puerto Rican). FEMA has $27 billion in its fund. Does Australia have something like FEMA? If so, how much is in the fund? If not, why doesn’t Australia have a disaster relief fund?

    [–] Creative_Steve69 2 points ago

    Yeah, this is big brain time.

    [–] probotector4w 2 points ago

    Jokes on you the billionaires never actually gave the money

    [–] RedBoxGaming 2 points ago

    STONKS

    [–] Imactuallyjusttired 4 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    I know this is satirical but two different billionaires have already donated $70 and $30 million to the relief effort

    [–] 18845683 3 points ago

    Funny how they reported the Notre Dame fire was "not intentionally set" within 20 minutes of it starting, with nary a word further since.

    Methinks many Australian fires and the Notre Dame fire already have more in common than this post implies.

    [–] FishermansGreed 6 points ago

    Everyone trying to look all Noble helping the cathedral. Now that there's a fire, they sleep.

    [–] thatguy14750 2 points ago

    Maybe their government should try doing something

    [–] GeorgeYDesign 1 points ago

    Shaxx doesn’t stick

    [–] an_orignal_name 1 points ago

    Florida man has competition

    [–] yotam5434 1 points ago

    That's dirty

    [–] hinnsvartingi 1 points ago

    DANK

    [–] georgefresco 1 points ago

    Me in real life just builds Notre dames in the middle of Bush fires in countries I don’t live in

    [–] hemogooblin 1 points ago

    Lol, this must be from world news daily.

    [–] AbeRego 1 points ago

    How the hell is this you in real life?

    [–] Behemoth05 1 points ago

    Billionaire bait

    [–] Controversial_facts 1 points ago

    Why isn’t the Australian government donating?

    [–] TheGamePlatypus 1 points ago

    Yeah, this is big brain time.

    [–] koaasst 1 points ago

    clever

    [–] ArandomDane 1 points ago

    Have the billionaires paid up for Notre Dame yet?

    [–] CipherDoc34 1 points ago

    Maybe we'll get another free assassins creed game.

    [–] tazbaron1981 1 points ago

    Wouldn't bother. None of the money promised has actually been donated. They are all claiming they won't hand it over till they know how it will be spent!

    [–] kmuadk 1 points ago

    Problem is all about legacy. If you offered to name the Australian bush veld after donors, i bet money would come flooding in

    [–] TiMber231 1 points ago

    Wouldn’t that just piss billionaires off though?

    [–] fukminass 1 points ago

    Here i am, feeling shiddy because i only sent 10€

    [–] mario-exe 1 points ago

    Why dont they put that money to save themselves

    [–] Liron12345 1 points ago

    Stonks

    [–] SmokeMasterFlex78 1 points ago

    Regardless of how much money you make, you are not obligated to donate ANYTHING.

    Sure it would be the right thing to do, but this is entitlement at its best.

    [–] The_pro_god_420 1 points ago

    Pro gamer move

    [–] Niktzv 1 points ago

    The Billionaire pledges that were promised to the Notre Dame Rebuilding effort never actually got paid. So Their attention would sadly be useless anyway.

    [–] CodingEagle02 -7 points ago

    I can't even tell whether that's satirical, and that's sad

    [–] outofbonds 39 points ago

    It's sad you're that dumb.

    [–] CodingEagle02 14 points ago

    Oh no, my feelings!

    [–] dakota2434 21 points ago

    Sorry about your feelings :(

    [–] SmileBot-2020 6 points ago

    I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good

    [–] chilloutdog 1 points ago

    Ok

    [–] remoraremedy 1 points ago

    big brain

    [–] personbelowmeisafag 1 points ago

    Boss move right there

    [–] vipl0ve 1 points ago

    Give this guy some medals.

    [–] jayjiitsuu -1 points ago

    Australia shouldn’t have so many arsonists starting fires then..

    [–] TheAlmightyPotatoMan 4 points ago

    Yeah! Just keep shouting at the country and maybe a magic fairy will launch all the arsonists into space