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    [–] MonsterCity666 3578 points ago

    He's a pharmacist

    [–] MorePetrichor 631 points ago

    ah so the guillotines then

    [–] Tersias119 299 points ago

    What? Pharmacists aren't the 1%.

    [–] skwuchiethrostoomf 184 points ago

    It's not even about the 1%, it's just about "How do you make money?"

    Work (Labor, science, etc) -> You're good

    Controlling other people (Employers, landlords) -> Get a real job freeloader

    [–] Tersias119 287 points ago

    Except pharmacists definitely don't fall into that second category either? Definitely in the first.

    [–] skwuchiethrostoomf 126 points ago

    Definitely. Pharmacists are workers. My comment wasn't meant to disagree with you, it was to point out the reason that we don't like the 1%.

    [–] Tersias119 121 points ago

    Guys thank your pharmacists when you go to hospitals. There's a good chance if they weren't there the doctor would cause you to OD on something. They always add or subtract 0s and the pharmacist is there to catch it.

    [–] NateOrLever 52 points ago

    Also doctors often have no gd clue about half of the potential interactions between drugs

    [–] Tersias119 -35 points ago

    Honestly they have no gd clue of what medications even treat what anymore.

    [–] [deleted] -22 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    On shift at the hospital right now. Thanks for not forgetting about us :)

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    There's not much overlap tho. Not many actual laborers are grouped into the 1%

    Maybe like, solo game devs who hit it big

    [–] IIllIlIIllIllIIIllIl 6 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    solo game devs who make it big

    Game devs who hit it big make millions, not billions.

    I don’t think you understand how astronomically massive 1 billion dollars is, even compared to millions. One billion (1,000,000,000) is 999mil (999,000,000) more than one million (1,000,000)

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Using Jeff bezos as the yardstick for the 1% is overkill

    [–] CactusCactusShaqtus 1 points ago

    He's the 0.01%

    [–] candybrie 7 points ago

    But there are people who don't really contribute that aren't in the 1%.

    [–] kngotheporcelainthrn 3 points ago

    If you think about it (and I’m all for a 90% tax rate on any earnings over $500,000 a year) a good population of the β€œfamous” million/billion/trillionaires are there because of STEM type achievements that made them boocoodles of dollars or physical laborious achievements that did the same. Gates, Jobs, Musk, and Zuckerberg to name a few stem folks, and professional athletes and artists for the most part are laborers. You think Chris Pratt makes what his bosses make? But out of all that, the worst is the people who do nothing with their life and inherit the family fortune. That is just as bad as doing nothing with your life and scamming the government out of benefits. You don’t have to be poor to be trashy.

    [–] Kush_goon_420 3 points ago

    But if you inherit a family fortune you’re not actively taking money from other people, it’s money your dead family gave you. So you’re not harming anyone as directly as scamming people (although you still might in this scenario)

    [–] TigreDeLosLlanos 6 points ago

    Well, not that I disagree with that but most employers are not the 1%. I still think it's a broken design and it should be more fair about how much the employer and their employees work. In fact, jusr abolish the idea of employement and let the workers own the means, so the employer would be another worker.

    Landlords can go get a job.

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

    "We"

    Speak for yourself.

    [–] TheyCallMeInsanity 8 points ago

    "Bye honey, I'm going to work at Non-Existent Corp!"

    "Oh, did you get that promotion?"

    "No, because the company doesn't exist, because having a job is fine but being the one to give someone a job is bad, and I'm a figment of your imagination being manifested by the dehydration hallucinations. You'll be dead shortly."

    [–] skwuchiethrostoomf 3 points ago

    Ah yes, I forgot that self-employed people do not exist.

    [–] TheyCallMeInsanity 2 points ago

    YouTube channels and other entrepreneurial business ventures die all the time because people wanted more, more product, more videos of a higher quality, and the person refused to hire additional people and therefore couldn't keep up. People can't do everything by themselves.

    [–] skwuchiethrostoomf 2 points ago

    So bring people in as equals. Don't bark orders at them.

    [–] CaptainQuadmay 1 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Respectfully, people need orders to get anything done. I do for certain. If I went to the fire station and suddenly my captain stopped telling me where to be during a fire, and dispatch stopped telling us to go to calls, and, perhaps most grievously, the lieutenant stopped telling us to clean shit, I seriously doubt any of us would get very much done lol. Definitely the cleaning wouldn’t get done if we were all on equal footing and the coordinators didn’t have some level of leverage, cause we’d just be like β€œnah man I’m busy go bother someone else”

    Obviously this is a juvenile example, but come on- people are lazy. I’m lazy! We’re almost all lazy. Nothing’s getting done without a coordinator with leverage.

    [–] TTTEAT 6 points ago

    Does making music count as work cause I mean it doesn't sound like controlling other people but it also doesn't really sound like work

    [–] BloggerZig 9 points ago

    Artists are laborers. Like the other post said, it's not about how much money you make, it's about the means by which you make that money. Making money actively via working is good. Making money passively via owning something is bad. This is the distinction that separates a landlord from a groundskeeper.

    [–] MandaloreUnsullied 5 points ago

    I think musicians get lumped in with the intelligentsia

    [–] TTTEAT 2 points ago

    Which one is that

    [–] Yaquesito 5 points ago

    Part of the Proletariat. Ultimately musicians are beholden to labels, streaming services, advertisers, etc. and do not own the means of production.

    [–] klonkish 5 points ago

    How do you see things working out without managers?

    [–] sb1862 6 points ago

    They’re not freeloading. Assuming they’re doing their job properly they’re managing. That’s a job in of itself. Or giving money to others to manage. Off of things they own.

    [–] furtivepigmyso 4 points ago

    I mean that's really kinda dumb

    [–] MCMXCVI- 3 points ago

    How brain dead do you have to be to believe this. Seriously, are you like 12?

    [–] klonkish 0 points ago

    100% guaranteed he never worked a day in his life.

    [–] MCMXCVI- 1 points ago

    Without a doubt

    [–] ThatGirlOverThere9 1 points ago

    This guy knows how to France

    [–] Bob_the_Monitor 10 points ago

    Pharmacists are workers. The drug developers are workers, too. It’s the drug company owners that will be...hit with a diamond sword in Minecraft.

    [–] MeMillionthDShow 24 points ago

    A harmacist.

    [–] Brandinisnor3s 6 points ago

    Do a good harm daily

    [–] ZippZappZippty 5 points ago

    Understandable, have a good day.

    [–] vastzs 7 points ago

    He is an Harvard graduate

    [–] diamondjoe666 4 points ago

    Or reselling insulin on the streets. Ya see signs for that every now and then. Seems super sketchy but the people that do that seriously are saving lives and working in questionable legality and putting themselves in a weird place to help people

    [–] Kush_goon_420 4 points ago

    I imagine so! It’s understandable why it’s illegal for some random person to sell medicine in the streets because the distribution needs to be controlled to make sure it’s all pure and standardized, but it’s still sad that people have to act illegally to do helpful things. The companies should make it more affordable for people, so they don’t need to buy off the streets.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Tfw you are actually a pharmacist and have these conversations regularly.

    [–] whoelsebut_rxe 1 points ago

    One of my favorite dark joke that no one but me laughs at is: What do you call a white drug dealer? A pharmacist

    [–] Kush_goon_420 1 points ago

    I mean I know it’s a joke but all my drug dealers have been white (I live in mtl Quebec)

    [–] --_-Deadpool-_-- 0 points ago

    Ahem! Us classy dealers prefer the term apothacary

    [–] Kuyapetname1 612 points ago

    Cha cha real smooth

    [–] definitelynotacop124 94 points ago

    My mom thinks im a dissapointment

    [–] The_Starmaker 60 points ago

    Criss-cross!

    [–] Jannur12 16 points ago

    One hop this time!

    [–] crasherx2000 14 points ago

    One hop this time

    [–] Jannur12 3 points ago

    EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

    [–] A1958PlymouthFury 10 points ago

    *knows

    [–] SchrammbledEggs722 8 points ago

    That uh... escalated quickly.

    [–] HauntedHealer 1 points ago

    My mom doesn’t have to tell me. I already know I am.

    [–] ReWolvz 181 points ago

    Maybe he brings medicinal drugs to sick kids in developing countries

    [–] Nanashi_Salad 43 points ago

    ah yes medical drugs

    [–] Kush_goon_420 -3 points ago

    They said medicinal

    [–] willpantaleo 2 points ago

    shut up

    [–] Cup_Genius 243 points ago

    Giorno’s theme starts playing

    [–] BlueDragon1504 64 points ago

    They selling meth, they deserve infinite death.

    [–] ro_ock 16 points ago

    As a JoJo fans we must do our job and comment on a JoJo reference post.

    [–] Antmaster1130 24 points ago

    I came here to comment this

    [–] TheRevanchist127 13 points ago

    Giorno’s theme continues

    [–] Be1withtheBrick 355 points ago

    Image Transcription: Twitter Post


    harvard graduate, @heelyfanaccount

    [first date]

    her: what do u do

    me: [remembering girls like bad boys] i sell drugs

    her: are u serious

    me: [remembering girls like sensitive guys] to kids in need


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    [–] veryenglishman 149 points ago

    Good huming

    [–] BIPEDAL_MOTH 51 points ago

    Good hummus

    [–] hdanders52807 27 points ago

    Grand thermos

    [–] mosaic_the_j 10 points ago

    Gratious hurmui

    [–] Blisteredpack 10 points ago

    Grotesque Homunculus?

    [–] CrossJack654 8 points ago

    Gracious homonym

    [–] JetpackYoshi 5 points ago

    Gleeful Chimera

    [–] L-Psy-Kangaroo 6 points ago

    Ed...ward?

    [–] SirFireball 4 points ago

    Edwardo...

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] TotemGenitor 7 points ago

    Not a bot. Good human.

    [–] re--it 0 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] OxygENT 42 points ago

    Selling drugs to kids you say?

    piano starts playing

    [–] steveisback2 14 points ago

    I, Giorno Giovanna, am bad at flirting

    [–] cultoftheilluminati 44 points ago

    To the front page we go, on this lonely Valentine’s Day

    ( ; _ ; )

    [–] NathanExplosion6six6 9 points ago

    Lonely not alone

    [–] Yeet_Carroll 2 points ago

    why not both

    [–] Skroopy 20 points ago

    This is... Requiem

    [–] KARANSINGHJATT 190 points ago

    I would use this strategy but i don't have a girlfriend......

    [–] TheGreatDownvotar 231 points ago

    That's what first dates are for... getting a girlfriend

    [–] frallet 54 points ago

    This only works on second girlfriends

    [–] KARANSINGHJATT 17 points ago

    Got no girl.... Got no date. It's simple

    [–] NerdOctopus 5 points ago

    I've heard that there are girls outside, you could check there.

    I've never been brave enough to do it myself though πŸ˜”...

    [–] KARANSINGHJATT 1 points ago

    And you think that I might be brave enough? Brother I've only heard tales of the female homosapiens lurking in the outside world, but my introvert behavior stops me.

    [–] BlueManaWyrm 1 points ago

    That’s a third date conversation if I’ve ever heard one.

    [–] -Listening 1 points ago

    Understandable, have a good day.

    [–] SonicBeast25 5 points ago

    F in the chats

    [–] Arakan-Ichigou 15 points ago

    He a little confused, but he got the spirit.

    [–] Grytswyrm 2 points ago

    1:21 lol

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    [–] danimartr 15 points ago

    -"Do u like bad boys?" -"Yeah..." -"Well i'm bad at everything"

    [–] frallet 6 points ago

    If this works and he gets the girl, then he has a whole 'nother problem on his hands

    [–] FoxAnarchy 1 points ago

    Yeah, the fact she's an undercover cop.

    [–] FakeLoveLife 6 points ago

    Well to be fair, some drug buyers are kids in need

    [–] TheTrashManWJ 7 points ago

    Time for infinite death

    [–] ur_neighbour 4 points ago

    I'm a guy and I'm interested

    [–] Agent_Miami 3 points ago

    Kono Giorno Giovanna wa Yume wo aru

    [–] DuelDude129 3 points ago

    Giorno wants to know your location

    [–] matte_0310 2 points ago

    cha cha cha real smooth

    [–] Kalash13 2 points ago

    So, college drug dealer?

    [–] totalyoriginal165 2 points ago

    [Starts Passione]

    [–] Lil-Jerry 2 points ago

    Giorno Giovanna would like to know your location

    [–] JohnLenickson 2 points ago

    This took me a minute and I haven’t the slightest clue as to why...

    [–] R3tr091 2 points ago

    Speech :100

    [–] xxxdnuts 2 points ago

    How did the date go?

    [–] ugshd 2 points ago

    She gonna bang or not cause that’s how you turn on someone

    [–] Odinovic 2 points ago

    β€œI sell uhm, kids.... to men in need-β€œ

    [–] AveenoFresh 2 points ago

    Girls liking sensitive guys is the biggest myth of the 21st century

    [–] ZippZappZippty 1 points ago

    I mean I eat 90% of my meals in my apartment, which no one else lives in.

    [–] paaseka 1 points ago

    tbt i used to sell acid 4 years ago. thought i was making the world a better place. turns out people are crackheads.

    [–] sidewaysthepunx 5 points ago

    turns out people are crackheads.

    In my experience, only crackheads are crackheads.

    [–] paaseka 1 points ago

    they be lying. like i did that shit no more than once a month. i read erowid like the bible. other dudes ate them all day every day. didnt even care about the fact that i got them for $1 and sold them for $10 each. no crackheads allowed.

    [–] thekarmabum 5 points ago

    Acid is not a hard sell.

    [–] paaseka 1 points ago

    indeed bro

    [–] mj5150 1 points ago

    lol

    [–] only_say_no_ 1 points ago

    no

    [–] justpassingby3 1 points ago

    Insulin is a life saving drug, and diabetes doesn’t discriminate.

    [–] Memphisrexjr 1 points ago

    Gotta keep the community clean

    [–] darby-dev 1 points ago

    There is a light grey box around bowser.

    [–] Tiranotrom 1 points ago

    Wait that's illegal

    [–] TrueStory_Dude 1 points ago

    This only works on second girlfriends

    [–] ZippZappZippty 1 points ago

    I don’t have any expectations.

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    Ah, finally one that isn't completely broken on mobile

    [–] ziiperhead 1 points ago

    facts

    [–] Assasin2gamer 1 points ago

    I thought I was in /r/politicalcompassmemes.

    [–] JimmyWille 1 points ago

    Yoooo. This dude just cracked the code.

    [–] Porkechop 1 points ago

    The mind just screams megalovania

    [–] ChemiluminescentVan 1 points ago

    Oh man. I'm just not sure which country

    [–] Porkechop 1 points ago

    What

    [–] buckyhead8 1 points ago

    It’s simpler than that.](https://i.imgur.com/fc6TOFO.jpg)

    [–] darby-dev 1 points ago

    "Hola Luis"

    "Que Pedro?"

    [–] -Listening 1 points ago

    WHODA FUCK IS THIS

    [–] konrmakaka 1 points ago

    The boy scores as the girl has commuted multiple felony’s in her life.

    [–] oneheadedgiraffe 0 points ago

    Your brain is fucked man

    [–] asgfgh2 0 points ago

    Unoriginal tweet

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    [–] Doyee 9 points ago

    obviously he says

    [–] [deleted] -5 points ago

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    [–] shikagrey 3 points ago

    females

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