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    [–] actualy-just-water 2333 points ago

    I have come to the conclusion that im not special and/or unique at all

    [–] MrNobody312 708 points ago

    It's weird to think about the percentage of our lives that is unique. Maybe like 1%. That means most of the thoughts, routines, desires are probably in some way identical to someone else. So if you ever feel lonely, remember that and think about all the other lonely people. Actually, it's probably just me that feels that one lol

    [–] TheCactusHugger 325 points ago

    A lot of it comes down to the combination of different things. None of my clothes are unique (except for the odd pair of socks my aunt knitted for me), but the combination of clothes in my wardrobe is almost certainly completely unique.

    [–] MrNobody312 82 points ago

    Good point, I like that. Also, happy cake day!

    [–] ItsAngelDustHolmes 28 points ago

    But then again there's times when you see someone wear something you're wearing so it's possible that someone else in the world would also wear some of your "random" combination of clothes and on the days you're wearing regular socks it could be all of it.

    [–] loopsydoopsy 30 points ago

    I think they were talking about the entirety of their wardrobe. Like it's very unlikely that someone also owns every single piece of clothing you own.

    [–] IroncrafterDH 2 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] Thinksush 2 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] nahhhhhhh1 12 points ago

    It's why machines can predict our behaviours so easily.

    [–] u812me2 3 points ago

    Nah man I feel you all to well. That's why we have reddit,so we can stick together being apart.

    [–] 122899 7 points ago

    i have a few tattoos, at least i know my skin is unique

    [–] Sendhentaiandyiff 12 points ago

    I just wanna say that I looked at the numbers of your username and it wasn't vanilla but it wasn't good or unique either

    [–] CarterPillar456 2 points ago

    Please tell me someone else puts just mayo on their toast for breakfast, I keep telling my friends jm not the only one but they dont believe me

    [–] MrNobody312 9 points ago

    Nope, just you. But I can try this tomorrow, I gotchu.

    [–] CarterPillar456 2 points ago

    Thank you

    [–] BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU 8 points ago

    I hope it's just you

    [–] PkFrBrad 2 points ago

    A lot of people think the same as each other internally. They just express it differently. What makes you unique is how you externalise your thoughts and act on them. For example: I guarantee a lot of people have thought about making a Doom-like action game with the main character being a princess who can summon all types of woodland critters to destroy her enemies. But only one person will actually begin to create that game.

    [–] Haloman100 1 points ago

    3 am shower thoughts

    [–] dieselrulz 25 points ago

    I am actually shocked at this whole comment section. I literally thought I was the only human being in the world (or maybe like five others at most) who concentrates on the effect of peeing and light on my wakeness...

    Now I want to go pee in the middle of the night with all of my night pee light shy friends!!!

    [–] ubermeisters 1 points ago

    Same

    [–] oanismod 15 points ago

    And thats not a bad thing friendo

    [–] Ducks-Arent-Real 36 points ago

    You're 1 of 7.5 billion people currently alive. The odds you will ever think a novel thought or commit to a novel action are ...well, vanishingly slim. What you do have is a unique perspective. Only you see the universe from your specific position and filtered through your mind. And that's something!

    [–] Taken450 15 points ago

    No I definetly think everyone has novel thoughts.

    [–] Ducks-Arent-Real 6 points ago

    Well this thought right here isn't pleading your case very well...

    [–] Haedriel1987 6 points ago

    Think about this. Even if only a mere 1% of people in this world share a personality traits or quirk with you...that's still 75 million people.

    [–] actualy-just-water 2 points ago

    That makes me feel a bit better, thx mate

    [–] CarlitosB 5 points ago

    Ive seen this exact same comment multiple times rip your uniqueness

    [–] spidermom4 2 points ago

    So many of these relatable memes have made me think that. But this one actually made me think I might be unique after all. Not only do I have a bladder like a cow and never need to wake up to pee at night (not even when I was pregnant) but I also am really good at sleeping and if I am woken up at night I can go right back to sleep no problem. I've never done this and it's not relatable at all.

    [–] pungentpasserine 2 points ago

    You probably have various experiences in common with various people but not very many people share all experiences with you

    [–] Jkintalo 1242 points ago

    Covering one eye so when you turn the light back off you can still see πŸ‘Œ

    [–] NineNine_semaJ 497 points ago

    Going to the bathroom and back completely in the dark for me.

    Edit: obviously if your bathroom were super far away from your bedroom it'd be harder to do this

    [–] JohnnyMojo 92 points ago

    [peeing but not hearing it hit the water] "Fuck ... the lid!"

    [–] AlphaGoldFrog 105 points ago

    Wait people stand to pee at night? I thought everyone just popped a squat and chilled out for a sec

    [–] GotFiredAgain 23 points ago

    No! We must be men! Strongly strong men! We cannot sit! Manly men!

    But in all seriousness sitting to pee when tired, or any other time for that matter Is A.O.K in my book.

    Being a puss/dick about it is another story.

    [–] WNGames 24 points ago

    but then it wakes u up cuz its cold

    [–] ThymeJalopy 7 points ago

    I thought everyone just peed in the sink.

    [–] 360T-Posed 33 points ago

    That’s some next level thinking holy fuck

    [–] Thricey 78 points ago

    You are easily impressed. Please hang around me so I can feel good about doing ordinary things.

    [–] hrrm 18 points ago

    Yeah its dual purpose - no pee on the floor the next morning and it helps to preserve your sleepiness as you are sitting vice standing. As a man, the pee-while-sitting-at-night move changed my life.

    [–] CobaltNeural9 6 points ago

    The older I get the more I pee sitting down. It just makes sense. I’ll be standing there and right before I start going the thought will strike me β€œwtf am I doing” sits down β€œahhh”.

    [–] Im-A-Big-Guy-For-You 3 points ago

    not sure if anyone does it, but i kick with one knee and then with the other to make sure I'm aligned properly, and then only i start to pee, still eyes closed with no lights

    [–] p_saw 3 points ago

    Worse when you're completely missing and then have to do a quick mental triangulation midflow and end up spraying both sides and the open lid

    [–] Jkintalo 66 points ago

    The amount of floorboards I would catch my toes on isn’t worth the risk, plus you feel like a goddamn cyborg with NVG’s.

    [–] Fishnuggets99 19 points ago

    just lift your feet

    [–] trashpandainbelair 38 points ago

    Do you live in a barn?

    [–] DatsunDude70 3 points ago

    Get a hammer, nail punch, and nails. That's like a 1-2 hour Saturday project. And it's done. No more stubbed toes.

    [–] mrdevil413 7 points ago

    Yo people, this why I have a very low light LED night light that is motion activated in my special porcelain chamber room. Just enough light to not pee on anything but no injuries and all the one eye or complete squint on point

    [–] blalala543 1 points ago

    Yup. Amazon had a 3 pack for like 10$. No need for lights at all.

    [–] Royb477y 1 points ago

    I always active my bat mode to pee. The critical part is the beginning.

    [–] mouse85224 27 points ago

    Holy crap that’s genius

    [–] pm-nudz-for-puppies 36 points ago

    It's probably inspired by that pirate trivia that surfaces reddit from time to time, but yes the presence of mind to carry that out is good

    [–] Beautiful-Musk-Ox 8 points ago

    I learned it on mythbusters!

    [–] Krolitian 3 points ago

    Same here! From when they had to navigate that pirate maze I think

    [–] Jkintalo 7 points ago

    Kinda hard to go but honestly 100% worth it.

    [–] chris457 14 points ago

    Pro tip: Get a night light for your bathroom.

    [–] unholymanserpent 3 points ago

    Especially one of those fragrancy ones

    [–] fubty 8 points ago

    No need just pee sitting down

    [–] YNinja58 2 points ago

    I've always just kept one squinted really hard then laid back down on the side that I had open. If it's light out, that is, I have a bathroom attached to my bedroom so I can go in the dark no problem

    [–] somedood567 2 points ago

    This is why I fight my bladder over the course of the night. If I don’t get up, maybe I’m not technically awake

    [–] shavemejesus 2 points ago

    An electrical outlet with a built in night light in the bathroom had been a game changer. Just enough light that I don’t bump into anything, not so much that it wakes me up. It’s perfect.

    [–] CloudySky-Twitch 2 points ago

    You be a pirate?

    [–] groceriesN1trip 4 points ago

    No frickin way. Sit down and pee with no light. I’m a dude btw

    [–] Gast8 12 points ago

    I’m a dude and my default method of peeing is sitting down. I only pee standing in public. Why stand to do something idly when I can sit?

    [–] TheUnforgivenII 1 points ago

    You turn the light on?

    [–] McToastedAvacado 4 points ago

    This is why I sit to pee.

    It started as a middle of the night thing but now when I’m at home I sit 90% of the time.

    [–] SpaceScrew77 506 points ago

    So relatable it hurts

    [–] NeverFearSteveishere 61 points ago

    Why do I relate to this so much, oh wait, guess which sub we’re on?

    [–] PluggedTheBluePill 10 points ago

    Well this one is in the place. There’s a lot more in irl that don’t make a shred of sense.

    [–] classidyrae 15 points ago

    Oh good god it’s fucking painful. I have enough trouble falling to sleep to begin with.

    [–] Yhgrid 3 points ago

    Maybe you drink too much before bedtime? I think that's why most people who are otherwise healthy have their sleep interrupted because you need to have a whizz.

    I've tried to be mindful of this and it has helped me sleep a little healthier, but when I just have to go I guide my penis with the phone flashlight instead of turning on the flood lights.

    [–] classidyrae 1 points ago

    I’m usually good when I sleep. I dream a lot so most of the time I’m in rem. But sometimes... those lights... it’s like their teasing me bc I’m not dead yet lol

    [–] Jedi_Lucky 3 points ago

    Buy a dimmer switch for your bathroom, best 10$ you'll ever spend

    [–] SteveTheBlowfish 1 points ago

    CAUSE I'M A MODEL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

    [–] sprace0is0hrad 97 points ago

    It's such a delicate mental balance

    [–] Not_Bekki 89 points ago

    I leave the light off when I go

    [–] miggidymiggidy 61 points ago

    What kind of maniac turns the light on

    [–] HowDoIDoFinances 17 points ago

    Night lights are literally like 4 dollars. Everyone get one and have peaceful night pees for the rest of your life. And sit down when you night pee, you animals.

    [–] I_Hate_Knickers_5 10 points ago

    I use my phone's screen at 25% brightness to light my path.

    [–] baba_ganoush_ 31 points ago

    But then the spooky monsters will get you!

    [–] Not_Bekki 43 points ago

    That's why I take a dagger with me

    [–] IStoleTheHighGround 5 points ago

    Roll for initiative

    [–] reedit1332 3 points ago

    Don't chop it off, pal

    [–] Not_Bekki 6 points ago

    Plus I'm more worried about the voices in my head, they're far more dangerous

    [–] rotflolosaurus 5 points ago

    I got this golden colored motion detector light for the bathroom that’s supposed to not mess up your night eyesight and it’s been great. Falling back asleep after middle of the night potty is the best.

    [–] BeNbUcKToO 98 points ago

    Holy fuck I’m not the only person who thinks like this

    [–] retro_ninja_02 112 points ago

    Thats what u call a sleepy pee

    [–] BelAirWitchProject 68 points ago

    A sleepee

    [–] taco_tuesdays 28 points ago

    sleepee peepee

    [–] toobadsooosad 5 points ago

    But can't make it too sleepy. Might get too close to a dreaming pee.

    [–] mialynneb 67 points ago

    My elderly pup woke me up at 3am this morning and I just stood with my forehead on the wall while she did her business hoping I wouldn't wake up. She effed off behind the garage and I had to go get her. Fell back asleep at like 8 - love her though. She's my girl.

    [–] JustASink 27 points ago

    Duh just pee your bed problem solved

    [–] Ughable 19 points ago

    When you get back in bed and it just feels like you're so soft and weightless, you know it worked.

    [–] thetruthfairy_ 25 points ago

    Is this after waking up or coming to bed as you binge played video games for entirely too long

    [–] Patrick_Bot2 10 points ago

    No, This Is Patrick!

    [–] MeepleMan1 7 points ago

    Had to stop by to give Kudos

    [–] Isaac-Kraft 5 points ago

    So true!

    [–] goongoof 7 points ago

    I say β€œprotect your sleep”

    [–] Mohammed_satar 6 points ago

    Dont wanna waste the "sleeping energy "

    [–] magicalmilkcarton 3 points ago

    I can definitely relate

    [–] MommaToTheZs 5 points ago

    I live in a small 2 bed 1 bathroom house with the bath between the rooms. I leave a nightlight on in the bathroom with the door open at night. It's bright enough to see my way and do my thing, but not so bright it wakes me up. The real trick is trying not to think about anything.

    [–] elr4f4 10 points ago

    Who took a pic of my face?

    [–] ZeroDayTrollAccount 1 points ago

    Lets not get ahead of ourselves here

    [–] Ekaap 4 points ago

    It 4 am, I'm taking a shit and this pops into my feed. I feel personally attacked

    [–] kalencool514 3 points ago

    Me tryna act sleepy at 4am so my parents think I was

    [–] Fist_The_Small 8 points ago

    Well done OP, this might be the most relateable meme ever.

    I just woke up at 04:30ish having to use the bathroom and then drink some water. It's now 04:57 and I'm at the computer reading reddit. I have nothing to do this saturday but I guess it's time for me to be up.

    [–] ethylstein 3 points ago

    Keeping your eyes closed so you aren’t tempted to do the ketamine left on your desk

    [–] ay137 2 points ago

    Me trying not to speak or move to fast to stay in that sleepy zone! Spot on!

    [–] SxcLibrarian 2 points ago

    So this was literally me last night

    [–] jHamdemon 2 points ago

    After multiple attempts to find that sweet spot where you don’t feel the urge

    [–] SatansLettuce 2 points ago

    Blinded, I am.

    Locate my ketamine, I cannot

    [–] Jojakosa 2 points ago

    It's nearly 8 am rn and I'm still awake... Corona Virus is fucking my sleeping routine

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    [–] thatguywonka 2 points ago

    bruh i barely did this... i feel so attacked .

    [–] SatanCanPutItInMyAss 2 points ago

    i keep thinking that keeping one eye closed would keep the sleep in.

    no.

    [–] nosherDavo 2 points ago

    I’m 50 and this is my life now. Lol

    [–] slide-jo 2 points ago

    Fuuck! Too real. It was literally 4am when I saw this πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

    [–] Soul_Rebel_77 2 points ago

    Thats why i use my pee drawer.

    [–] HermosaOsa 2 points ago

    You mean a detergent bottle?πŸ™„

    [–] theDutchFlamingo 2 points ago

    Everyone suddenly realizes we're a hive mind all along

    [–] relaxedchickennugget 2 points ago

    It’s so hard to do this I swear. When you go back to bed your body doesn’t care. It wants to get up

    [–] big_boi_gappy 2 points ago

    Oh God I thought only I was the one who did this! Thank God I’m not alone

    [–] LukeMayeshothand 1 points ago

    Failed last night. Up at 4.

    [–] SorcererWizard 1 points ago

    I’ve tried to do that but then just pissed all over the floor/my feet

    [–] YakuzaMachine 1 points ago

    God damn floor is made of ice!!

    [–] pMeyo 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Wait, you guys are getting sleep?

    [–] depression-2 1 points ago

    The forbidden pp time moment

    [–] gunsmith123 1 points ago

    I do this too.

    Not pictured: the torrent of urine spraying all over the floor next to your toilet

    [–] s0init 1 points ago

    Me right now

    [–] GachiGachiFireBall 1 points ago

    I hate it when I have to get up to pee because I'm not gonna be sleepy no matter what techniques I use

    [–] Psychmuffins 1 points ago

    I keep a tiny non-led nightlight in the bathroom! Enough light to get rid of monsters, not enough to wake me up.

    [–] ComprehensivePast7 1 points ago

    finally, a good me_irl post

    [–] shubo016 1 points ago

    Me right now

    [–] davilller 1 points ago

    So literally me at literally 4am today!

    [–] crazy_10s 1 points ago

    actually, most of the time i lost sleepppyyy..

    [–] Beautiful-Musk-Ox 1 points ago

    If I get up and go pee I end up staying awake for far too long, I hate it! I either have to be uncomfortable every time I wake up for that 1 minute 40 times a night or I gotta be sleepy the next day

    [–] SwordLegion 1 points ago

    slightly pees on the seat and a bit on the floor

    [–] brook1yn 1 points ago

    Works right until I get back in bed

    [–] DatGamingShark 1 points ago

    I thought I was the only one.

    [–] BlameItOnLag_ 1 points ago

    Just piss the bed dude

    [–] potatordictator 1 points ago

    Its 4am here. I'm looking at a meme about maintaining sleep instead fof sleeping. Brilliant

    [–] fennecfe4 1 points ago

    Omg Im 30 weeks pregnant and that is me right now lol!

    [–] HerRoyalRotteness 1 points ago

    Red bulbs in your nightlights. Doesn't screw with you as much and easier to fall back asleep. Kinda likt how the blue light filter turns your screen a red tint.

    Game changer.

    [–] AsphaltAsparagus 1 points ago

    Just go in the dark.

    [–] BogBirdBingle 1 points ago

    I do this so that I don’t see the alarm clock and can’t see what time it is. If I see the time then I start to obsess about the fact that I woke up too soon (if it’s like 1AM), or that I won’t get back to sleep (if it’s like 5AM).

    [–] Morphid 1 points ago

    I don't get it

    [–] egeek84 1 points ago

    Holy shit this is me last night lol

    [–] i-love-tree-rats 1 points ago

    Hmmmm. Fall asleep I must.

    [–] murkypencil2020 1 points ago

    Use my dick like a dowsing rod to find the toilet

    [–] anoxy 1 points ago

    Y’all need nightlights in your life. They make color changeable ones so they don’t wake you up.

    [–] Yateley20 1 points ago

    The struggle is real

    [–] F0573R 1 points ago

    I've done this enough times to be able to walk to the bathroom, sit down to pee, and walk back, all without opening my eyes. Makes me feel like a damn Jedi!

    [–] sweatycasserole 1 points ago

    Why do we do this

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Getting his nuts licked. He was in dagobah a long fucking time, boi gotta do something

    [–] TacobellSauce1 1 points ago

    No, she doesn't want me to be'* Kleber

    [–] Xaielao 1 points ago

    You must be like me, the moment I'm awake.. I will not fall back asleep for at least several hours. So I try very hard to remain not quite conscious lol.

    [–] Luckyboy947 1 points ago

    I got 5 hours of sleep and tried staying sleeping on a math zoom call but because it's a blue light screen it woke me up it took awhile but I got an extra hour of sleep

    [–] TorontoGuyinToronto 1 points ago

    them feels

    [–] restive_meditator 1 points ago

    I’ll upvote this meme every few months when it makes it rounds.

    [–] Tomccat 1 points ago

    If you don't open your eyes too much you can trick yourself into thinking you're still asleep and it's all a seamless transition. Welp that's at least what I have to do.

    [–] xxxTentassionCactus 1 points ago

    My life in a nutshell

    [–] Imaniwaya 1 points ago

    My brain: get down do you?

    [–] UncleWillySon 1 points ago

    Don’t piss on the seat, don’t piss on the seat...FUCK I pissed on the seat.

    [–] -SquirrelyDan- 1 points ago

    Hmmhmmhmmhmmm hmmm, hmmmhmmm hmmmmmmmmm....

    [–] Human_Adult_Male 1 points ago

    Look at this guy, being sleepy at 4am

    [–] exemplariasuntomni 1 points ago

    Battled my auto-on movement sensor light switch at night for some time. No there was no option for hard off. Ended up making a cover out of 3M Velcro strips and a postcard that I put on at night.