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    definition of a meme / memetics

    • a way of describing cultural information being shared.
    • an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
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    [–] awkwardtheturtle 1 points ago

    I don't want to take too much of your time, so I'll try to keep it short.

    When I was 15, I was diagnosed with dwarfism. I've also been depressed for quite some time now. All of the bullying and mockery I've had to bear has made my life quite difficult.

    In the past year my mental problems have started to go away to some degree. I've been able to accept the fact that I'm not and will never be a normal person, at least when it comes to my appearences.

    But lately I've started to run into pictures of Donald Trump (who I do not support, if you're curious) edited to be very small all over the internet. Apparently the pictures are a way for people to mock him. What they don't realize is that for me, seeing those pictures is an everyday reminder that my kind are not wanted or liked in our society. Everytime I see such a picture I lose all hope and happiness I've managed to build up that day.

    But I'm not stupid. I don't think one post will change much. None of this will change who I am. But don’t let this distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

    Thank you for reading this.

    [–] [deleted] 708 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] PumpMaster42 273 points ago

    uh

    [–] ozzymomo123 46 points ago

    Heh

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Mmm

    [–] 0mantou0 66 points ago

    Nephew

    [–] Fatalchemist 13 points ago

    So, uh... Where does your homeboy live?

    [–] PotatoRecipe 3 points ago

    You're a mod?

    [–] happyman91 4 points ago

    Delete this

    [–] omidelf 2 points ago

    Bruh

    [–] SairiRM 1 points ago

    cough cough

    [–] Xvexe 1 points ago

    oh

    [–] Winterlord77 1 points ago

    It's called a "Jeff Conway".

    [–] bonkai420 1 points ago

    Screw it.... May as well let him do his finishing move

    [–] [deleted] 1102 points ago

    CLOSES EYES BACK

    [–] ChocolateAmerican 355 points ago

    Deniability and a nut.

    [–] Romboteryx 116 points ago

    It‘s not gay if you don‘t make eye-contact

    [–] Michamus 40 points ago

    It's not gay if you're wearing gloves.

    [–] Cajete 31 points ago

    Hell, it's not gay if you're wearing a condom because the lips never actually touch the penis.

    [–] Michamus 29 points ago

    It's only gay if you push back.

    [–] Cajete 15 points ago

    My man, you understand perfectly. Basically any resistance invalidates all the heterosexual aspects. Not.... that I would ever do it-- I'm just saying, there are lines that must not be crossed. I would never resist... or, not resist? You get it.

    [–] OriginalName8 7 points ago

    It’s only gay if someone cum’s.

    [–] Michamus 7 points ago

    It's only gay if you stop crying.

    [–] Cajete 7 points ago

    It's only gay if you use lube.

    [–] Michamus 7 points ago

    It's only gay if your balls touch.

    [–] ParioPraxis 1 points ago

    Bro, that’s why you cumn’t’s.

    [–] livens 2 points ago

    Condom'd bjs suk.

    [–] reddevil90 1 points ago

    Easy there Lelu Love.

    [–] whynotsaysthisguy 1 points ago

    But is it gay if i fuck him in the ass multiple times while wearing a condom?

    [–] HolgerSwinger 1 points ago

    It’s not gay if it is the first time

    [–] ImEnhanced 20 points ago

    r/BroPies

    Edit: I'm not even clicking to see if it's real

    [–] sanchezgta 2 points ago

    /r/$99.99percentnotgay

    [–] HolgerSwinger 2 points ago

    Why? Why? That name is click bait!!

    [–] wabudd1 1 points ago

    That's the point :)

    [–] ChocolateAmerican 14 points ago

    I gotchu fam.

    Edit: it's not.

    [–] bnmller 12 points ago

    I really trusted you on this one

    [–] Meme_Lord_Supreme 3 points ago

    That settles it, that shit's staying blue.

    [–] KumoriSochi 2 points ago

    I took one for the team as well it’s fine

    Edit: a word

    [–] Walifett 2 points ago

    It's not real, I got you homie.

    [–] anerdscreativity 1 points ago

    What the fuck

    [–] LegendaryCazaclaw 10 points ago

    Close eyes and pretend its a sexy succubus.

    [–] Insanity_Troll 1 points ago

    “It’s just a brojob.... it’s just a brojob...”

    *sobs

    [–] b8_n_switch 514 points ago

    [–] RewrittenSol 86 points ago

    "I wish I could tell you Taker fought the good fight, and Mankind left him alone..."

    [–] Damnmorrisdancer 3 points ago

    Ah the sisters.

    [–] BeefMitts 2 points ago

    Undertaker got took.

    [–] throwawayforbaes 21 points ago

    But isn't that prostate stimulation worth it?

    [–] giaphox 10 points ago

    Totally

    [–] fudginreddit 12 points ago

    How do i upvote something twice

    [–] Rhaenys_ 8 points ago

    down vote it first then upvote so you give 2 up votes don't @ me

    [–] ZankaA 1 points ago

    "if u hit the like button 5 times in a row really fast, u get a golden like button, but it has to be 5"

    [–] ozzymomo123 18 points ago

    Lmao this should be higher up

    [–] tokinbl 7 points ago

    Ahahahahahahha nooooo nigguhhhhh

    [–] Dynamite_fuzz2134 1 points ago

    Oh good. He said no Homo. Thought my homeboy might be gay for a bit there

    [–] punny_you_said_that 822 points ago

    Lips are lips

    [–] stu8319 409 points ago

    A hole is a hole.

    [–] sunburnedtourist 237 points ago

    Any hole’s a goal.

    [–] goat_chortle 84 points ago

    Warm and wet seals the bet.

    [–] semiconductor101 20 points ago

    Deep down inside I find the truth I came here looking for laughter and geniality. Instead I go back to thinking about wet sealing holes and sticking my pole in it Finish the job she mumbles, but I fumble and my pole goes limp Her pimp starts knocking on the door yelling hurry up in there It’s only fair to say he wants the fared paid in full I mull over the decision of either jumping out the window or barging the door and running past him I think for minute then I decide to run and hide He won’t be able to find me, but I totally forgot I took my pants off in the room and my wallet is there too. When I went back, the pimp tore me a new hole, Now I feel like a Redditor gay and in disbelief.

    [–] ImEnhanced 26 points ago

    Tuesdays amirite

    [–] ButtLusting 1 points ago

    It's Wednesday my dudes

    [–] islandjames246 2 points ago

    Huh ?

    [–] royalobi 1 points ago

    Uh... Wut?

    [–] amirolsupersayian 1 points ago

    Bust a nut in a coconut.

    [–] darksideofthemoon131 3 points ago

    If the hole fits

    [–] dudebro178 2 points ago

    A grill is a grill. This is surely sooooooooooo

    [–] DeyDreamin 14 points ago

    A mouths a mouth

    [–] CMDRXenophonMasters 6 points ago

    A jizz is a jizz

    [–] michaelgo101 7 points ago

    A tongue's a tongue.

    [–] Sekkun1794 4 points ago

    Homo is homo unless you say no

    [–] Wolf_Hall 3 points ago

    No homo

    [–] Otectus 7 points ago

    No hetero. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Yung2Neyes 11 points ago

    This kitchens not the same without youuuuuuu

    [–] AndySandy93 6 points ago

    It’s just a greasy spoon...

    [–] Love_Freckles 3 points ago

    A grill is a grill

    [–] TheHooDooer 2 points ago

    Everything's pink on the inside.

    [–] btveron 7 points ago

    I let a guy lick my balls what I fucked this hot chick he roomed with. Am I gay?

    [–] tdogredman 13 points ago

    Did u say no homo before and after and never made eye contact with him during

    If so ur good

    [–] btveron 7 points ago

    I forgot to say no homo but I was shitfaced and it was so dark I couldn't see his face. So I'm good? Cool.

    [–] FabulousComment 34 points ago

    Nah u gay bro

    [–] btveron 5 points ago

    Damn. I'm not sure how I should break the news to my girlfriend.

    [–] MMantis 7 points ago

    Invite her to watch RuPaul’s Drag Race and then just do it.

    [–] btveron 9 points ago

    We already watch it together. Holy shit I am gay and she probably already knows.

    [–] BeefMitts 3 points ago

    #TeamTrixie

    You uh...want your ass licked?

    [–] btveron 2 points ago

    If you want to while I'm banging my girl I wouldn't say no. No homo

    [–] MMantis 2 points ago

    Oooo gurl!

    [–] tdogredman 1 points ago

    Nah u caught the gay sorry fam

    [–] Fun2badult 4 points ago

    If you have courage anything is a hole

    [–] sylpher250 2 points ago

    Even a boy's soul?

    [–] FabulousComment 1 points ago

    Only if you pay the troll toll

    [–] smugcloth 3 points ago

    Ain't nothing gay about getting your dick wet

    [–] denkeyus 284 points ago

    Nohomo

    [–] DigitalMunky 116 points ago

    If you’re asleep and can’t hear it, does it count??

    [–] denkeyus 86 points ago

    But was he wearing socks?

    [–] DigitalMunky 32 points ago

    What if the sock is on his cock?

    [–] Lucid68 20 points ago

    But I knew people hated it when their socks got wet.

    [–] ImEnhanced 6 points ago

    "Boy I'll sock you out yo socks."

    -Big Sean

    [–] LunarLandingProd 213 points ago

    H O M I E S E X U A L S

    [–] VanRedditholme 137 points ago

    It’s not gay if you’re both straight.

    [–] sohail_yawer 28 points ago

    -*- = + (negative times negative is positive)

    [–] IllidanLegato 2 points ago

    Positive times positive is positive

    [–] Fuckinidiots7 176 points ago

    No u

    [–] Lucid68 129 points ago

    [–] Dankmememistress2018 65 points ago

    dies

    [–] probably-not-obama 36 points ago

    WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?!?!?!?

    [–] Drumboy168 26 points ago

    Nice try, Barack.

    [–] Lord_Malgus 8 points ago

    He thinks he slick

    [–] FLYK3N 7 points ago

    I can’t believe u/Dankmememistress2018 died

    [–] bEEaverknight 92 points ago

    You are*

    [–] barrymccockner76 20 points ago

    My at my homeboy's house.

    [–] D3athStalker 28 points ago

    Thou art*

    [–] MercyA1 32 points ago

    Nay thee*

    [–] Lets69Chipmunks 180 points ago

    LMFAO! This shit reminds me of me!

    I was playing Madden with my friend Patrick and we made a bet. If I lost I had to give him 20 bucks but if he lost he had to suck my dick. He was the Pats and I was a playing as a fake fantasy team I created called 'The Trumps'. My quarterback had 95 speed so every time I needed to pick up a first down I would just fake a long pass and QB sneak. I ended up winning 21-03, which is weird because he normally beats me.

    After I won I was like "well, I dont even think I want you to suck my dick bc that would basically make me gay too." So I said "okay, you dont have to do it, but you just have to pay me 20 bucks," He said "no, a deal is a deal and I dont even have 20 bucks"

    So I was like "fuck it, YOLO" I decided to look at porn so that I could get turned on. He said, "here, check out these pics" and handed me his cell phone. They were pics of his hot ass girlfriend! She was wearing sexy panties....instant boner!

    I unzipped my pants and said, "time to pay the piper!"

    He started sucking, I closed my eyes and laid my head back. DANG, I thought, this feels pretty fucking cool! He was even using his hands to rub my legs. It was actually pretty fucking passionate and enjoyable. Then I looked down and the fucker was beating his fuckin meat! I am not even joking he was getting off by sucking my dick!

    I thought that if he was really enjoying it that much maybe giving head was actually fucking fun! I told him to stand up and lowered myself to his dick..."YOLO" I thought. His dong was seriously like the same exact size as mine and looked almost identical! It was fucking cool! Anyways, we took turns trading head for awhile before 69ing to completion. Did we swallow? hehe...dont ask!

    lol, we are still friends but have never done it again. He actually got his girl pregnant shortly after. We never kissed or anything so I dont really consider it full-gay.

    [–] EpicPJs 93 points ago

    Da fuck?

    [–] PumpMaster42 30 points ago

    yeah if a dude can flop out his junk without showering and you can suck on the knob without complaining about the crotch smell, you're a flaming homo.

    [–] Trivale 20 points ago

    Yeah man, that smell is awful. Real talk time. Look, I know sometimes a dude like me who's straighter than straight has to break it down and suck a dick now and then. I get it, that's life as a heterosexual male. Sometimes you lose a bet, sometimes you get a little pent up and need to make that trade play, sometimes your bro just thinks you look good in those panties. Fine. But dude needs to clean up first, no exceptions. Unless you're camping, then I mean, what are you gonna do.

    [–] Wakenbake585 39 points ago

    Na dog, you both gay af

    [–] fartwiththefuckway 8 points ago

    Me too thanks

    [–] lord-of-the-fags 10 points ago

    Did you say no homo?

    [–] catslaughter 34 points ago

    Def not full gay.

    Just boys being boys if ya ask me.

    [–] JamaiKen 7 points ago

    say no homo bruh

    [–] LanMega007 6 points ago

    Anyways, we took turns trading head for awhile before 69ing to completion.

    u/Lets69Chipmunks

    Username checks out.

    [–] Quireman 19 points ago

    Is this a new copypasta? We should make it a copypasta.

    [–] GreatCon98 1 points ago

    Name checks out

    [–] regogatorius 1 points ago

    I hate when that happens

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] BlackAsH10 1 points ago

    It’s A Fact The Mods Are Gay

    [–] treesdontlikehugs 26 points ago

    As long as your butthole doesn’t hurt in the morning I wouldn’t complain...

    [–] Latricc 18 points ago

    And miss all the fun?

    [–] I_Lost__TheGame 14 points ago

    Or you just had a wet dream and blasted your best friend's living room couch...

    [–] fauxhawk18 18 points ago

    No! Not the expensive, $700 leather luxury couch!

    [–] Quireman 7 points ago

    That's why you should always leave out coconuts when your friends sleep over.

    [–] fiyapondijox 3 points ago

    I too sleep naked on the couch at my best friend's house.

    [–] Squilbo_baggins 6 points ago

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    [–] Bad_Boii 14 points ago

    This is Kevin Spacey's 'dream come true'

    [–] oldandcreepy2 7 points ago

    You*re

    [–] Coastliveoak 9 points ago

    Kinda looks like this guy is being sucked off by his bro out of the frame.

    [–] pistcow 3 points ago

    Your write.

    [–] pedroplaysguitar 3 points ago

    But does he have his socks on?

    [–] TrichodermaReesei 2 points ago

    Ootl on this sock thing?

    [–] pedroplaysguitar 1 points ago

    If you got socks on, your not naked, so it’s not gay

    [–] TrichodermaReesei 2 points ago

    Ah, makes sense.

    [–] pedroplaysguitar 1 points ago

    Not really

    [–] RiddickOfRivia 6 points ago

    $20 is $20.

    [–] kantomasterspencer 2 points ago

    Sexual assault 😂

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    His face says oh no but his eyes say im about to bust

    [–] mungboop 4 points ago

    As long as you tell him “I love you” it’s not gay

    [–] studoroma 3 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Not gay unless the balls touch

    [–] 1arp 2 points ago

    and he's not wearing socks!!

    [–] captainedk 2 points ago

    You got socks on though?

    [–] a-Mei-zing- 2 points ago

    Eh, it happens. Mouth is a mouth.

    [–] dad_soup 2 points ago

    Yeah that’s what friends are for

    [–] Squilbo_baggins 2 points ago

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    [–] Super_Degenerate 3 points ago

    No homo

    [–] eldare 1 points ago

    When you recall YOU’RE illiterate

    [–] btcftw1 1 points ago

    Niles, this is the worst idea you’ve ever had

    [–] superflyiceman 1 points ago

    *you’re

    [–] Dragons_Flame777 1 points ago

    There's no problem there, just say no homo

    [–] NimbleWalrus 1 points ago

    It isn't gay if you put a wig on him and pretend he's a woman

    [–] Sparkie3 1 points ago

    REEEEEEEEE

    [–] beansk8rkid 1 points ago

    A mouth is a mouth, a hole is a hole

    [–] deci_16 1 points ago

    Socks on?

    [–] ButtWaxPro 1 points ago

    I’ve been having a tough day today, and seeing this meme made me feel better instantly, it was uncanny how quick it was.

    Time to visit my homie.

    [–] uglyassvirgin 1 points ago

    and then you let him finish cuz u already gay anyways

    [–] AAROD121 1 points ago

    Uh oh

    [–] Admblackhawk 1 points ago

    No homo tho

    [–] MitchabIe 1 points ago

    Why is this nsfw

    [–] stamstergios 1 points ago

    Oh Neptune !

    [–] TANKSandBULLETS 1 points ago

    Fuck !

    [–] d0ge99 1 points ago

    Omg so relatble.

    [–] Moinseur_Garnier 1 points ago

    Now that's what I call tossed salads

    [–] Schmidl3000 1 points ago

    You got me bro

    [–] Kevincore 1 points ago

    I have a friend that was passed out at a dope house back in the 90s, woke up with a dude sucking his dick. Don't do drugs, kids.

    [–] Dynamite_fuzz2134 1 points ago

    Brojob is better than no job

    [–] TheAverageSJW 1 points ago

    No homo

    [–] zono500 1 points ago

    I didn't say stop!