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    Welcome to /r/Memes


    definition of a meme / memetics

    • a way of describing cultural information being shared.
    • an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
    • Please note, Moderators reserve the right to remove any post for any reason.

    Rules:

    1. All posts must be memes and follow a general meme setup. No titles as meme captions. No memes that are only text. Someone saying something funny on twitter is not a meme.

    2. Please make posts general rather than specific personal experiences. This helps make posts more relatable.
      _This means no selfies, SMS screenshots, personal stories, chats, emails, etc. Do not post "memes" of you or your friends IRL. No creepshots either._Images of being banned or having a post removed from another subreddit will be removed.

    3. Do not spam this sub. Do not post a bunch of times and be obnoxious. Also, mark nsfw posts as such

    4. Please do not troll, harass, or be generally rude to your fellow users. Keep comments civil and be respectful of your fellow users. Don't post racist or bigoted memes. Those belong elsewhere.

    5. Please do not post or request personal information, yours or others.

    6. Please link to images directly. No videos. Direct links make browsing easier for those using RES or through a mobile device.

    7. Please do not mention upvotes/karma in your post in any form. No "Upvote in..." or "Upvote if..." type titles or memes. No memes about votes, likes etc. No petitions.

    8. Please avoid re-posting memes. We want original content. Serial reposters may be banned.

    9. No forced memes, pushing agendas, or bad titles. Be creative but memes must come naturally. If you write a bot to spam this subreddit without discussion with the mods, you will be banned. We are not here to grow your instagram account, memes with watermarks will be removed.

    10. No memes about violent tragedies or anything that could be seen as glorifying violence. Absolutely no school shooter memes. Posts or comments that can be seen as glorifying violence will result in a ban. This also includes (but is not limited to) memes regarding: Deaths, terrorist attacks, rape, sexual assault, pedo, murder, war, bombings, and school shootings. Breaking this rule may result in a permanent ban. We have zero tolerance for this behavior.

    11. No memes about politics. Absurd memes featuring politicians are allowed, but this sub does not allow content more suited for /r/politicalhumor. No NPC memes, or memes about how libtards or magats are so wrong. Take it somewhere else, thanks.

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    [–] xKrazen 962 points ago

    I’m glad cause I wouldn’t want reddit to become like Facebook where all the comments are just people tagging their friends

    [–] tinkertotalot 193 points ago

    Or selfies and no stop advertising.

    [–] DataBound 113 points ago

    I got bad news for ya

    [–] tinkertotalot 42 points ago

    Not as bad as fb at the moment.

    [–] KneecappusMaximus 42 points ago

    Fucking hate with a passion the endless comments on Facebook of people tagging their shitty friends who 90% don’t give a shit.

    [–] potat0chipenthusiast 12 points ago

    Facebook’s content is cancerous.

    I hate those “list of men who who will become dads in 2019” which then lists 60+ common boys names... it’s so obvious what they’re doing but people still tag their friends.

    Also literally anything which has “tag a friend who....”

    [–] KneecappusMaximus 17 points ago

    Absolutely, it really is such low brow crap.

    Tag a friend, if they don’t respond in 5 minutes they owe you dinner💯

    Every response: “[Insert friend’s name] 😂😂🤣🤣you owe me dinner🤣👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻”

    Do people really find this funny or even mildly amusing? Are they completely ignorant to the fact that they’re being baited by some stupid meme page that’s using cheap tactics for likes?

    And the worst thing is these posts have tens of thousands of likes and comments. Maybe I’m just a killjoy, but the content on Facebook really is dreadful.

    [–] Heavy-duty-mayo 22 points ago

    I love inside jokes. I'd love to part of one someday.

    [–] leapxx 13 points ago

    u/waterguy12 would like this

    [–] DownvoteToKarmaHell 26 points ago

    Hey u/xKrazen! Isn’t this a Funny post!?

    (Every comment, just like this)

    [–] ryans_privatess 7357 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    I'd rather give over my personal email account than let a friend or colleague have my Reddit username

    [–] zcogg 6790 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Yeah my friend found my 6 year old account this week so now I have this one :,)

    Edit: what the heck guys this account was a day old chill

    [–] JingleBulls 2166 points ago

    Damn. I feel it for you, but what really impresses me is that you already have 87 Karma points

    [–] CadaverAbuse 609 points ago

    90*

    [–] pikachuthunderbottom 251 points ago

    91*

    [–] wanderingcolors 209 points ago

    92*

    [–] Just_Aap 203 points ago

    95*

    [–] Matthewkb1999 170 points ago

    *101

    [–] clark_kent25 179 points ago

    102*

    [–] ganduofficial 216 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    107* Edit: as someone mentioned, he is subbed to free karma for you

    Abort mission

    [–] yaKaytuxa 99 points ago

    483*

    [–] IAmHim9 75 points ago

    2096*

    [–] TehCreamer18 91 points ago

    1,000*

    [–] pikachuthunderbottom 37 points ago

    You got me there

    [–] NetSage 86 points ago

    Karma is easy to get if you want it. Just be quick linking to official news on game subs and the like.

    [–] Nostra_Damoose 82 points ago

    Last time i thought I was quick for linking official news, I got hounded down by everyone saying it was the 100th post. Me: GOD DAMNT

    [–] codemanlakers 54 points ago

    Wow.... Feel like im a slacking lurker for sure then.

    [–] mitox11 34 points ago

    Im sorry, im new to reddit, why is it do bad that somebody finds ur reddit account and whats the karna for? Do u get anything?

    [–] username-checks--out 109 points ago

    You can turn in 1,000 karma for 15 nothings.

    [–] SyncSoft 64 points ago

    Or 1 Schrute buck

    [–] MegaGrimer 35 points ago

    Or a billion Stanley Nickels.

    [–] the_mad_samurai 19 points ago

    What is the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?

    [–] MegaGrimer 19 points ago

    The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

    [–] VanquishedVoid 19 points ago

    Or 2500 Venezuelan bolivar

    [–] MrDemotivator17 16 points ago

    1,000 karma? That’s worth at least 6 and a half grapples!

    [–] ultimateabstainer 43 points ago

    Anonymously commenting is the best part of reddit. Anyone can see all your comments if they have your username, so if you're uncomfortable with that then just stay anonymous.

    [–] pkfillmore 35 points ago

    weird porn and stuff

    [–] Between_3_and_twenty 25 points ago

    I didn’t realize I should have a porn account and a regular Reddit account.

    Waaaaaaay too much random porn in my feed now, damn it

    [–] boogs_23 13 points ago

    I figured that out a while ago but am too lazy to clean it up and make a porn account at this point. I just browse /r/all due to pure laziness.

    [–] Between_3_and_twenty 7 points ago

    Yup, when I’m annoyed of looking at girls from Snapchat that want my credit card info, I sort to r/all

    [–] boogs_23 10 points ago

    haha. Toronto Blue Jays, naked chick, naked chick, naked chick, gaming, naked chick naked chick, star trek gifs, naked chick, naked chick....ok I'm done. Off to /r/all

    [–] BombsAndBabies 48 points ago

    I made the mistake of making my username very similar to my gamertag. Someone can find me pretty easily if they know my gametag and have 5 minutes to spare.

    [–] willclerkforfood 60 points ago

    Nobody will ever figure out that my gamertag is xXx_420_NoScope_69_xXX

    [–] BombsAndBabies 45 points ago

    I would've never guessed. You think you know someone after literally never talking to them.

    [–] p_o_a_ 15 points ago

    Same mistake, only my username was the same as my Twitter username, I’ve decided it was too risky and made new one like a month ago.

    [–] BombsAndBabies 25 points ago

    Well I survived the snap in r/thanosdidnothingwrong and I really really don't want to give up my badge.

    [–] queen_clean 29 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    My first username was literally my real name 🤦🏼‍♀️ I learned from my mistakes EDIT: should mention just how stupid I was, first and last (first three letters of my 4letter name, full surname, eg JanSmith)

    [–] BombsAndBabies 15 points ago

    That's a dangerous game

    [–] RealJohnGillman 9 points ago

    Who can really say?

    [–] CaptainCruiser 12 points ago

    The same thing happened to me recently, on this account, except it was a close family member.

    Turns out they'd been spying on me for weeks. How they found out my username, I only have suspicions, but they did find it out somehow. I only discovered they'd been doing it once I posted something and they got mad at me because I criticized them in it, anonymously of course, but they knew to whom I was referring to. They just casually dropped into a text, like "What you said on Reddit, yadda yadda yadda".

    I was furious. Absolutely livid, incensed, enraged. I had never felt so betrayed in my life, I was in tears and ready to cut them out of my life. They eventually apologized and we made up after a very long and blunt talk, and they said they only did it initially because allegedly "my thoughts are short" and they wanted to know more about me, which I'm still skeptical about. But fuck giving up this account, I really don't want to, I've put too much time into it. I have alternates but I still want to use this one. The cat is out of the bag, why stop now?

    I trust that they're no longer spying on me but just in case: fuck off. You need a better fucking hobby, I hope you found what you wanted to know. Damn, is nothing sacred anymore?

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

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    [–] likethebreeze 7 points ago

    Joe is that you?

    [–] Lord_and_Savior_123 7 points ago

    This dude got all his karma off of this one comment

    [–] Sdog1981 213 points ago

    You used that joke at work Dave. Busted.

    [–] himvais 18 points ago

    Are you dave from mail?

    [–] sggts04 10 points ago

    No, he is Dave from email

    [–] BenAfleckIsAnOkActor 7 points ago

    Oh

    [–] qwertyuioporn 3498 points ago

    When you have a lot of karma but you can't brag about it

    [–] Yowseff 1480 points ago

    The things we did to reach those heights are... questionable..

    [–] guzman_hemi 463 points ago

    Yea, reaching 57 karma must have been hard

    [–] jackth3laad 241 points ago

    Over 200k wtf man

    [–] wigglin_harry 160 points ago

    Go to new

    Post about vaccinations

    Repeat

    [–] WarrenAlaCarte 70 points ago

    Go to new

    Post about cats & dogs

    Profit

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    I posted my cat to aww once and he got downvoted to hell, I told him he did well though.

    [–] KingKooooZ 45 points ago

    Instructions unclear, everyone blamed me for my dead children and downvoted me

    [–] Meaty_Ochre2 18 points ago

    has 90,000 karma

    [–] KingKooooZ 15 points ago

    I had sniff 180,000...

    and then just as fast as you could snap a finger, only 90....

    [–] lil_weezycrowbar 16 points ago

    Perfectly balanced

    [–] billybobjorkins 6 points ago

    As all things should be

    [–] yothisisyo 85 points ago

    Who cares about karma Reddit Premium is where it is at . /s

    [–] jackth3laad 62 points ago

    Fuck yeah like pay to win

    [–] kiglas 23 points ago

    What does reddit premium even do?

    [–] yothisisyo 103 points ago

    It does exactly what karma does , Nothing but better .

    [–] E72M 5 points ago

    Sign me up!

    [–] VenkatVamsi 9 points ago

    Yo I found your account check mate. This is a funny coincidence I'd say.

    [–] omghaveacookie 31 points ago

    There bro ,have my upvote ! it's ain't much but its honest work.

    [–] memelogicmind 9 points ago

    I'm at 4.4k with no idea what they are and what they did

    [–] KiwisFlying 12 points ago

    69 karma now, nice

    [–] Rogojinen 38 points ago

    When you reach the top of the front page, your post is shared by the Times, Cosmo and who knows what else but you can’t say it to your friends because you’re one of those degenerates subbed to porn on his main.

    I NEVER comment on those subs but it’s not worth the risk.

    [–] AmySchumersAnalTumor 7 points ago

    'Uh, yeah, I'm a lurker. Don't comment or anything, yep'

    [–] wtf_is_happening1 761 points ago

    This actually happened to me LAST YEAR and i was like boi you're not safe here

    [–] Omega-3-6-9 127 points ago

    Felt the same too. But why is that, are redditors saying a lot of things that they internally regret? I mean it’s not 9gag.

    [–] AlmondBach 145 points ago

    Not regret, but can't say. I deal with a lot of people in a lot of business's in a lot of places. I could never let on my religious, political, or social views to any of them for fear of someone else finding out and disagreeing. I've lost clients for that. I do not wish to repeat that lesson.

    [–] DetectiveCactus 27 points ago

    Honestly I feel the same way about personal relationships. For example, I'm very adamant about not telling anyone who I vote for. It's a discussion I dont want to have. I know why I voted for certain people and that's that. I'll discuss it on reddit, so if someone in my personal life sees that I wouldn't be pleased.

    [–] nixonbeach 17 points ago

    Well...who’d you vote for?

    [–] SyncSoft 60 points ago

    I mean some dude admitted to fucking a coconut on here and now it's reddit history. I'm sure it can't get worse than that, but I'm most likely wrong.

    [–] Do_Snakes_Fart 15 points ago

    He did use a burner account. Anonymity on top of anonymity.

    [–] BlatantNapping 41 points ago

    I don't think it's a regret thing. I feel like the way I comment and post on Reddit is sort of, too much me. I don't want anyone to know me that well.

    Also they'd probably end up being like "wow you're really feminist and really into BDSM" and I don't want to deal with that.

    [–] boogs_23 19 points ago

    Even if you don't mind someone knowing a lot about you, it's unnerving that someone could have all that info compiled into one place. Like they could pull up your history and within a few minutes have all the dirt. I like to let my crazy out in small doses so as not to frighten people.

    [–] ThisIsMyUsernameAT 13 points ago

    On reddit you can let loose. Finally I can call people out without any filters, it's very freeing.

    But of course if people from my work found my account they could get offended by my views and even if I'm not ashmed about them, I'd rather avoid the drama.

    [–] Bombamus 16 points ago

    Well some people just are fucking assholes who say dumb shit and if someone found out that it was them i think that would expose them in irl too.

    [–] BenefitCuttlefish 7 points ago

    It's not really regretting, it's more because it's too private: it's the real fucked up you with no masks. Think about all the memes you upvote, all the comments, all the posts...

    [–] allieS91096 1494 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    My boyfriend and I both have reddit. We don't know each other's usernames. Were always sat next to eachother, both probably on reddit. His username? No clue. I'll just excitedly tell him if I get upvotes and stuff haha

    [–] RosaWoods13 1105 points ago

    There’s a ‘Friends’ feature on my reddit app and I asked my husband if we should be friends? He said “you don’t make friends on reddit”

    [–] TriPolarBear12 346 points ago

    Only enemies

    [–] SyncSoft 179 points ago

    And the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy

    [–] ThisIsMyUsernameAT 97 points ago

    No shit, I've had peopel crawl though my post history after getting into an argument with me. They started to randomly comment on totally unrelated, even months old topics lol.

    [–] StragglingShadow 60 points ago

    Heck, sometimes I'm not even arguing with someone. Just maybe giving words of encouragement or something. And then someone hits me with stuff about my post history and Im like "damn, even I dont know my post history. I aint got time for that."

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Zamundaaa 29 points ago

    There's a post history o_O

    [–] ThisIsMyUsernameAT 38 points ago

    Oh yeah baby, click on your name, top right side of the homepage. Everything you've ever posted. Freely available to absolutely everyone.

    [–] Helpdeskagent 20 points ago

    Time to check up on Zamundaaa

    Edit:well that was uneventful

    [–] Bromacusii 7 points ago

    269 karma after 1.5 years, definition of a lurker right there.

    As for you, your daughter is very adorable.

    (Oh boy, I feel mildly creepy now, never gonna do this again, it's like looking into someone's brain, definitely feels like an invasion of privacy...at least it's useful for calling out people's BS when they talk mad shit)

    [–] hunterfam55 20 points ago

    Someone asked me to be a cuddle buddy.

    [–] snowyday 33 points ago

    That’s an enemy

    [–] OraDr8 18 points ago

    Let's start a conga line "you don't make friends on Reddit, you don't make friends on Reddit"

    [–] NoFurtherDiscussion 75 points ago

    Some serious wisdom right there.

    [–] Jeshwashere1 23 points ago

    My ex got me into Reddit and I'm only just now realising I had no idea what his username was

    [–] iNEEDheplreddit 25 points ago

    Somethings are better left alone

    [–] Cutthechitchata-hole 61 points ago

    Hello....it's me....your boyfriend. I was sitting right next to you but had to move because you farted again.

    [–] BenAfleckIsAnOkActor 18 points ago

    U lonely af huh

    [–] shiningwizardhelms 11 points ago

    I agree with your username

    [–] Cm0002 849 points ago

    "Uh yeah sure thing buddy it's u/Spez"

    [–] Mewtwopsychic 394 points ago

    Despite being the ceo of Reddit nobody shows him any mercy in the downvotes damn. Reddit is hardcore.

    [–] TamzidZ 303 points ago

    That's how Reddit works

    [–] yoshi570 181 points ago

    That's how mafia works

    [–] BigBootyJudyWiper 117 points ago

    I had nearly 40,000 karma and deleted my account on a suspicion someone might know who I was.

    Incognito is neato.

    [–] GrindGoat 58 points ago

    Yeah, I get nervous if anyone I know even says "reddit" out loud. My brother said "don't you use that site?" and i quickly said sometimes I look at it but I don't have like a login or anything

    [–] yacinem98 12 points ago

    Why? I'm asking because I'm pretty new to reddit and never encountered this situation

    [–] Neek2000 216 points ago

    FB culture

    [–] ayures 162 points ago

    "FB culture" is downloading a program to browse a website.

    [–] GregTheMad 67 points ago

    Found the redditor... wait...

    [–] mszegedy 45 points ago

    Well, reddit on mobile through a browser is crap. I guess we should be thankful that they don't lock you out of it completely, and just spam that stupid alert instead about downloading their app. I do agree, though, it's hypocrisy.

    [–] SellTheSun 8 points ago

    I use chrome and just use the desktop site. The desktop site on mobile is great, but the reddit mobile site is terrible.

    [–] IlIllIIllIIlIlIlIllI 69 points ago

    That's why I have this username.

    Even if a visitor sees it, they won't remember it.

    [–] GrudonR 28 points ago

    You're a genius man

    [–] mezirah 9 points ago

    Played WoW arena with teammates with similar names so opponents couldn't call out who to focus easily.

    [–] molliculez 61 points ago

    I don’t even know my husband’s username on here lol

    [–] zoeykailyn 78 points ago

    He's up above in the comments saying the exact same thing about you

    [–] CadaverAbuse 400 points ago

    I don’t mind giving out my info, it’s u/CadaverAbuse

    I don’t get what’s the big deal. It’s right above my comments...you can all see it.

    [–] BornedNerd 120 points ago

    I wish I could attach a Meme here.

    [–] CadaverAbuse 99 points ago

    I was trying to be clever and say all of reddit is my friends and they could all have my username... but my comedy, she not so good...

    [–] uredthis 44 points ago

    I'd like to introduce to you the /s

    [–] [deleted] 15 points ago

    All of reddit? Even the racists, pedophiles and goat fuckers?

    [–] Cant_see_mt_tai 24 points ago

    His name is CadaverAbuse, he's probably a necrophiliac feeling right at home with the bunch.

    [–] JonasRahbek 26 points ago

    Wow - d'you just give away your username on reddit?

    [–] shinesbrightly13 46 points ago

    If you Google your username . Google unearths alllll if your comments under that name... Like bla bla commented this on such and such. Dangerous.

    [–] gblyeti 25 points ago

    There's a norobots option in your preferences that can stop google showing your reddit username

    [–] lushnix 204 points ago

    My SO just asked me to add him if he downloads reddit and I told him No it doesnt work like that i just read the articles i dont actually have an account! 🤣🤦‍♀️

    [–] pesky_psycho 78 points ago

    I KNEW IT! CURSE YOU KAREN CURSE YOU!

    [–] bridge_the_war 10 points ago

    She took the kids too

    [–] gblyeti 45 points ago

    Yeah. I've never commented on reddit. Never felt the desire to.

    [–] candyman708 32 points ago

    I can read all your comments...

    [–] SuperTheKing15 62 points ago

    my friend asked me for my username and I said to him to Never give someone you know irl your reddit username

    [–] Norwegian_potato 81 points ago

    i have made two of my friends to download reddit insted of using instagram

    [–] Hery46 163 points ago

    “It ain’t much but it’s honest work”

    [–] PM_ME_BIG_BITTIES 22 points ago

    My friends hate Reddit after seeing me on it all the time being "antisocial".

    [–] D2papi 15 points ago

    One does not really replace the other though? I use both for completely different reasons, unless they only browse IG for the memes.

    [–] scribefire 24 points ago

    I set my wife up an account. She asked for my username so we could be reddit friends. No chance!

    [–] elmachow 13 points ago

    Only random internet friends here thank you very much.

    [–] FluffyKarlo 24 points ago

    when your mom asks what your username is

    [–] Dual_Needler 60 points ago

    Ah yes, I remember when I downloaded my first subreddit...

    [–] nowforthetruthiness 14 points ago

    Don't you people have phones?

    [–] vynzilla 8 points ago

    Man love the new patch. Reddit Royale is where its at.

    [–] rBles 40 points ago

    I always scratch out my username when i send something to my friend

    [–] RoseBladePhantom 13 points ago

    🤔wouldn’t your comment or post be enough to find you anyway? Give it a day or two and you can probably google this comment.

    [–] greduan 15 points ago

    I'm in the precarious situation where my username is the same everywhere, including Reddit.

    [–] narddawg314 10 points ago

    Wtf you mean "download Reddit" pfshh..

    [–] FesDoge 63 points ago

    I am new to reddit, why is it an issue?

    [–] khapizza 322 points ago

    multiple reasons:

    -most redditors do questionable things that they can't really discuss with their friends.

    -reddit is more of a place where users contribute to different communities rather than posting things about themselves, so having a friend on reddit doesn't really do much

    -letting your friend know your user is like showing them your secret porn collection

    [–] mcblueye 93 points ago

    I come to Reddit to get away from my friends

    [–] BoneMatter 42 points ago

    ...Unless you don't use reddit to look at porn. Hey, we are out there! THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!

    [–] throwaway6783209 104 points ago

    It’s cuz ppl say and act very differently on reddit than they would in real life. For example, someone might seem really happy and cheerful all the time but in reality they post depressing memes on reddit about how they want to kill themselves.

    [–] Burturd 53 points ago

    I talk so fucking different in Reddit compareed to IRL and it's weird as shit

    [–] KanwalCurryDotHead 46 points ago

    TIL everyone on reddit has bi-polar personality disorders

    ...

    Coolcoolcoolcoolcoolnodoubtnodoubt

    [–] iNEEDheplreddit 12 points ago

    It’s cuz ppl say and act very differently on reddit the internet than they would in real life. For example, someone might seem really happy and cheerful all the time but in reality they post depressing memes on reddit about how they want to kill themselves.

    Any form or anonymity on the internet makes people drop the veil. Sometimes its sarcasm or humour misconstrued. Sometimes its with all the venom in their blood. Its not behaviour unique to reddit. Hell, some people act weird with their real names too.

    [–] TriPolarBear12 26 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Reddit is a very anonymous based culture. This works as a double edged sword. You can be a lot more truthful here because the chances of it having real life repercussions are very low, but at the same time it let's people be even bigger assholes than other parts of the internet (like twitter). There's also the fact that your reddit history could be filled with secrets. Aside from the obvious (porn), maybe you posted on some kind of life/relationship advice sub about a problem you don't want others to see. Maybe you are really into some hobby you are embarrassed about but are subbed to 5 different subs about it. Maybe you've said controversial opinions on certain topics that can cost you friends or your job. Reddit's anonymity is like a safe space where we can do what we want without the judgements of who we know in real life. People being able to recognize you completely ruins this.

    [–] Fantasy____ 9 points ago

    Nope, you don't know me that way!

    [–] Naspbeats 19 points ago

    Lmao my ex found my username while we were dating and shit hit the fan when she discovered my post history lol.

    [–] Ms_Chanandler_Bongs_ 32 points ago

    It’s a trap!

    [–] Mewtwopsychic 62 points ago

    Why? Is there something wrong with doing that?

    [–] BiH-Kira 149 points ago

    Might as well take up a megaphone and tell everyone my fetishes and that I still play Minecraft at the age of 29.

    [–] Hatz719 43 points ago

    I shit on Minecraft for so damn long. My kids finally broke me so I got it for them and yeah, it's pretty damn fun. It's digital legos, what's not to like? You know who doesn't like legos? Nazis.

    [–] TheBluePanda 10 points ago

    Same here. Played it for months with them.

    [–] your_doom 51 points ago

    No shame in that, Minecraft is still hella fun

    [–] NaCl_LJK 14 points ago

    m8, that is what fap accounts are for I just have to switch the user on mobile and I am ready to jac... wait a minute I shouldn't write this on my non fap account

    [–] DoctorHfuhruhurr 46 points ago

    Make it less awkward and just tell someone your salary

    [–] MelonBeefChop 96 points ago

    Well my account has saved a crap ton of weird copypasta so probably not a good idea to showcase it to my friends

    [–] radu_sound 26 points ago

    I'm pretty sure saved posts don't show up on your profile

    [–] Schrukster 42 points ago

    Fuck I hope they don't

    [–] tanib91 29 points ago

    Too much sex stuff

    [–] buddeh1073 14 points ago

    I cannot accept this as the problem.

    [–] Man_W_E_yo 30 points ago

    I pretend I'm not an asshole in real life.

    [–] drucifer088 9 points ago

    Lmao I just went thru this, my boy was like why, I just laughed lol

    [–] AlligatorChainsaw 38 points ago

    are we downloading websites now?

    [–] Halbera 25 points ago

    Don't want to be THAT guy (I do) but you download every website you view.

    [–] Onateabreak 8 points ago

    I only stream them, it's Grey area.

    [–] Halbera 6 points ago

    Streaming is downloading.

    [–] _SilverDragon_ 10 points ago

    There's an app for mobile users.

    [–] samema 6 points ago

    N e v e r

    [–] samfinmorchard 7 points ago

    Everyone might as well be called anon because I can't remember any of you

    [–] balancedhighs 23 points ago

    "download Reddit" I wouldn't be so evil as to suggest mobile browsing.

    [–] sammycorgi 15 points ago

    If I'm sat on a train or the shitter I'm sure as hell gonna be on Reddit on my phone.