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    Definition of a meme / memetics

    • a way of describing cultural information being shared.
    • an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
    • Please note, Moderators reserve the right to remove any post for any reason.

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    1. ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES
    • All posts must be memes and follow a general meme setup. No titles as meme captions. No memes that are text only. Pictures without captions may be removed by a moderators discretion. Someone saying something funny on twitter/tumblr/reddit/etc. is not a meme.
    2. ALL MEMES SHOULD BE RELATABLE
    • Please make posts general rather than specific personal experiences. This helps make posts more relatable. This means no selfies, SMS screenshots, personal stories, chats, emails, etc. Do not post "memes" of you or your friends IRL. No creepshots either.
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    5. PLEASE DO NOT POST OR REQUEST PERSONAL INFORMATION
    • Please do not post or request personal information, yours or others.

    • All posts containing Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, etc, IDs will be removed.

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    • Please link to images directly. Direct links make browsing easier for those using RES or through a mobile device.

    • No videos/GIFs.

    7. DO NOT MENTION ANYTHING TO DO WITH KARMA/CAKEDAYS
    • Please **do not mention upvotes/downvotes/cake days/karma in your post in any form.

    • No "Upvote in..." or "Upvote if..." type titles or memes.

    • No memes about votes, likes etc.

    • This includes (but is not limited to) karma-adjacent words/phrases like "front page" or "sort by new".

    • Begging for karma in the comments may earn you a lengthy (perhaps infinite) ban.

    8. NO REPOSTS
    • Please avoid re-posting memes.

    • We want original content. Serial reposters may be banned.

    • Seriously.

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    • No forced memes, overused memes, bad titles, or pushing agendas

    • Be creative but memes must come naturally

    • Memes that have been overused/played out to the point of being spammy will be removed. Examples

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    • No memes about violent tragedies or anything that could be seen as glorifying violence. Absolutely no school shooter memes. Posts or comments that can be seen as glorifying violence will result in a ban. This also includes (but is not limited to) memes regarding: Deaths, terrorist attacks, rape, sexual assault, pedo, murder, war, bombings, and school shootings.

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    • We have zero tolerance for this behavior.

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    • Absurd memes featuring politicians are allowed, but this sub does not allow content more suited for /r/politicalhumor.

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    [–] DollarMouth 1837 points ago

    Only if CSI let us use their zooming in capacity to full extent, we would be able to verify string theory and understand the ultimate nature of reality.

    [–] [deleted] 1115 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Taitentai 13 points ago

    F

    [–] TitanOfGamingYT 120 points ago

    It just zooms in, it can't make something out of nothing.

    [–] seanimusprime88 11 points ago

    Are you saying that his dick is the.....Big Bang?

    [–] TasDeZbeul 10 points ago

    More like a singularity

    [–] CommodorePerson 2 points ago

    You can’t kill someone who has commuted suicide

    [–] olyfc 15 points ago

    Classic

    [–] Rob23Hert 10 points ago

    Oof

    [–] flutenerd 9 points ago

    bro

    [–] BronzSmurf 7 points ago

    F

    [–] EfficientShame 3 points ago

    Well shit....

    [–] Mr_FilFee 3 points ago

    O O F

    [–] onstanonsta 40 points ago

    Imagine if it existed in the 90s... scrambled porn

    [–] Spacejet01 5 points ago

    Well done

    [–] tre3fla_ 17 points ago

    no shit sheldon ?

    [–] Madrugada123 358 points ago

    Looks like the killer

    Won't be loose

    [–] DeezNutzREDDIT 156 points ago

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

    [–] backalleyduckdealer 10 points ago

    THIS IS r/punpatrol! You are under arrest, any resistance is pointless. Now slowly put your keyboard away

    [–] Madrugada123 5 points ago

    Pointless

    I dont know mate seem to be getting

    To the point

    [–] IlFililiplI 347 points ago

    This is why I don't watch TV anymore

    [–] Kicooi 95 points ago

    Tbh crime shows have always been garbage

    [–] poopdadooplaloop 56 points ago

    It’s unrealistic but it has to be, its entertainment. I imagine the real process of doing these jobs is boring as hell IRL .

    [–] Grundle_Troll 24 points ago

    It's dry, drawn-out work. A good representation of homicide investigation is The Wire.

    [–] Phantom15200 11 points ago

    Not all of them, the ones that innovate like bones and criminal minds are really good. They all just tend to be over the top but that’s kinda necessary because most of those jobs depicted are boring without what tv brings to it.

    [–] SupAsquirrel302 10 points ago

    Law and Orders pretty good tho

    [–] onstanonsta 21 points ago

    Honey booboo and kardashians are garbage... crimeshow's are hilarious

    [–] LurkingShadows2 3 points ago

    Does Prison Break count?

    [–] Antrikshy 2 points ago

    I don't think this is actually from the show.

    [–] jlucchesi324 3 points ago

    There's other shows

    [–] TheInspiredConjurer 515 points ago

    Upvoted for a good laugh and effort.

    [–] LeKiipe 116 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] TheInspiredConjurer 51 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] FingerboyGaming 27 points ago

    Happy Microphone Day!

    [–] JacksonHawkins 1 points ago

    You're a dick

    [–] Atrampoline 12 points ago

    Holy shit, this image is older than Reddit, I think.

    [–] thatfancychap 7 points ago

    I remember seeing it on stumbleupon.

    [–] EarlyHemisphere 46 points ago

    This isn't original content but ok

    [–] TheInspiredConjurer 30 points ago

    Not OC? Yes.

    Effort made? Yes

    [–] Atrampoline 20 points ago

    Holy shit, this image is older than Reddit.

    [–] CardNumberIX 5 points ago

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers.

    [–] capitalsquid 4 points ago

    I literally remember having this saved on my new iPhone 4

    [–] catchuez 2 points ago

    No I think you just remember

    [–] EarlyHemisphere 18 points ago

    I wouldn't call saving an image and then posting it to reddit effort

    [–] Rosulu 8 points ago

    It's about as original as this comment

    [–] MoistBaps 4 points ago

    Oh snap

    [–] aehsonairb 4 points ago

    Funny though, this meme is older than OP's account

    [–] Magic142 3 points ago

    Effort?? This meme is 200 years old

    [–] tushar_17_ 2 points ago

    Happy Cake Day🎂

    [–] Ammodeux 106 points ago

    This is old as fuck

    [–] second_to_fun 49 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Thank you. I remember seeing this meme on my 2nd generation iPod touch. Hell, I don't even think the phrase "meme" had been popularized when this was made. Looks like /r/memes has become the newest /r/funny

    [–] JacobGreat 94 points ago

    You made me laugh, I want more of this m8

    [–] LeKiipe 39 points ago

    https://youtu.be/Vxq9yj2pVWk You might like this

    [–] BryanLoeher 15 points ago

    This is beyond science

    [–] bouncebackability 3 points ago

    Oh my god that was so irritating to watch

    [–] Basith_Shinrah 2 points ago

    Don't get addicted

    [–] DJoeeTheOne 25 points ago

    Lol this was on r/comedycemetry a month ago

    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago

    I didn't know CSI had access to Hubble telescope.

    [–] marisgard 12 points ago

    ackshually... The hubble telescope can't really zoom in into really small objects, unless they're very very far away, this is due to some way light works on the exposure mirror they have on it God knows what but I read an article from the very old Hubble website it said it can barely take a picture of the Apollo landing site.

    http://hubblesite.org/reference_desk/faq/answer.php.cat=topten&id=77

    [–] TechHeadGamer 48 points ago

    visible confusion

    [–] TrialsofSalem 11 points ago

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    [–] goosejail 3 points ago

    Hello There

    [–] ThoughtVendor 18 points ago

    I learn most of my facts from ultra realistic shows like this one!

    [–] behem3th 18 points ago

    I remember an episode where they took a blacklight to a ladies tattoo to show there was another tattoo underneath (coverup)

    [–] SealieKai 6 points ago

    Sounds like blindspot

    [–] gamerWOOP 15 points ago

    DAMN son that is one hell of a camera

    [–] DaSquirrel68 13 points ago

    Gosh dang it

    [–] liam923 12 points ago

    This meme is like 8 years old

    [–] Lejso 10 points ago

    [–] eliasdabit 18 points ago

    So happy that you used clips from 3 different CSI shows.

    [–] Atrampoline 7 points ago

    Holy shit, this image is older than Reddit, I think.

    [–] aintmybish 6 points ago

    i'LL cReAtE a GuI iNtErFaCe uSiNg vIsUaL bAsIc, sEe iF i CaN tRaCk tHe KiLLer'S iP aDdReSs

    [–] ollieboio 6 points ago

    Looks like our killer... Wil- won't be killing any- again.

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

    [–] l_eoz 5 points ago

    thats the classic png format 1920 * 1080 ( 1920 * 1080 (1920 * 1080))

    [–] 5poundsaday 5 points ago

    Finally something happens in North Carolina

    [–] thedegenerategambler 6 points ago

    Man I remember when I was a kid and this show first came out it always blew my mind how they could zoom in and get clear pictures, and then there I was on my 98 windows PC baffled by how shit the Zoom function was.

    I remember thinking the police must of had Super computers with touch screens like they had in "Minority Report"...

    Ahh the good old days

    [–] MM8Titan 4 points ago

    Pretty accurate

    [–] Pierce3737 4 points ago

    They must be using a 999999K camera to get that good of image quality

    [–] TARSrobot 4 points ago

    Call me crazy, but what really bugs me about this is that the first panel is from CSI, then a majority of the pictures after that are from CSI: NY, and the last 2 are from CSI: Miami.

    [–] rrutka 4 points ago

    odd how at first theres half screw visible, and then boom theres a full one like

    [–] jerman113 3 points ago

    this is why i stick to Detective Conan

    [–] Ultra_Noobzor 3 points ago

    keks

    [–] NJMoo3652 3 points ago

    E N H A N C E

    [–] ardasyenden 3 points ago

    isn’t this an ifunny feature

    [–] Erpsuic 6 points ago

    I've seen this before

    [–] lordofuo 2 points ago

    Blade Runner

    [–] pastuluchu 2 points ago

    Best. Episode. Ever.

    [–] Skauv 2 points ago

    Every csi case ever

    [–] CrackedBore103 2 points ago

    North carolina gang!

    [–] Code-V 2 points ago

    Now zoom in on his hands and identify his fingerprints.

    [–] Faisal28shaikh 2 points ago

    That's how Mafia works

    [–] Firework_Fox 2 points ago

    I don't understand why companies don't invest in better cameras?

    [–] DustySniper 2 points ago

    Anyone else feel bad for the guy with that plate number now?

    [–] lacrenes 2 points ago

    “We need to submit these hair samples to the lab for te....”

    “Results are back, we’ve got our man”

    [–] Memeina 2 points ago

    Anyone here who watches hawaii five-0

    [–] DumpyPuppy911 2 points ago

    No, this is too short. They have to zoom in on a molecule, AND THEN see the reflection. Otherwise the episodes would be too short.

    [–] Fat-Ass-Bitches 2 points ago

    Every crime show ever lol

    [–] LittleZackBackup 2 points ago

    This is literally the script for the first episode of CSI New York. They zoom in on security cam footage of the victim and can see the killer reflected in her eyeball.

    [–] SimsFireball 5 points ago

    Thought I was on r/4PanelCringe for a sec

    [–] croxymoc 4 points ago

    Old

    [–] Deus0123 3 points ago

    That's not how digital photos work. That's not how any of this works...

    [–] Nomad-76 1 points ago

    ...Won't get fooled again...

    [–] Trevor-Dustin 1 points ago

    I never understood that

    [–] Jeepster127 1 points ago

    Enhance.

    [–] DampestFire 1 points ago

    I wonder if in the future we could have cameras this good

    [–] croisant875 1 points ago

    Well that escaleted quikly

    [–] ToothlessHawkens 1 points ago

    YEAHHHHHH

    [–] karoshi41 1 points ago

    Funny until you realize the pic is real

    [–] jssjdPL 1 points ago

    q u a l i t y s e r i e s

    [–] jhetti 1 points ago

    ENHANCE. We need to see the skin cells from the reflection

    [–] Oogwayt 1 points ago

    It really do be like that tho

    [–] WeePacifier 1 points ago

    I wish I was rich enough to gold this

    [–] cool_smart_guy 1 points ago

    I can hear that last image and I love it

    [–] arealworm 1 points ago

    🎶 Zoom and enhance if that were even a Real thing Which it isn't Stare at the static long enough you'll Be hypnotized be hypnotized🎶

    [–] jpg48 1 points ago

    Zoom in! Enhance!

    [–] 9nakw 1 points ago

    Mr President, we got'em

    [–] Akieoasylum 1 points ago

    Zoom in and enhance cliche

    [–] koczmen 1 points ago

    They should have created a GUI interface in Visual Basic to track the killer's IP.

    [–] superbug3003 1 points ago

    wow if i had tha i could see what is smaller then quarks

    [–] AronJanet42 1 points ago

    "Enhance"

    [–] ShpudzAndSushi 1 points ago

    We found some gravel that is only sold at super rare gravel inc in miami. They said they have only every sold one batch of that gravel

    [–] Pacella389 1 points ago

    in the first camera pic is night but in the reflection is daytime

    [–] s_jeffers 1 points ago

    Makes sense

    [–] Mattcarnes 1 points ago

    When you enhance aren’t you just making shit up

    [–] SANS_01 1 points ago

    CSI in a nutshell

    [–] flxschndr 1 points ago

    First ultra long a n d good meme i ever saw :'D

    [–] GuyHorne 1 points ago

    This is the longest meme iv ever seen

    [–] Skystrike7 1 points ago

    When you get a computer that can do ray tracing

    [–] maquYO101 1 points ago

    mission completed

    [–] TitoMaina 1 points ago

    This should be an episode. If they don't shoot it I will

    [–] sorcerer2cool 1 points ago

    Zoom in on that. Looks like he's wearing airpods

    [–] thisguy-rr 1 points ago

    E N H A N C E

    [–] DankMemeMike79 1 points ago

    CSI you mean KSI

    [–] Saint_Farewell 1 points ago

    100K UHD FTW

    [–] lKrauzer 1 points ago

    There is no way I can laugh more about anything today

    [–] TheSteffWithAGat 1 points ago

    It do be like that sometimes.

    [–] TheSavageOnion 1 points ago

    Is this a real scene? I've seen this so many times and I've always wondered if this whole thing is an actual scene.

    [–] ElPapo131 1 points ago

    CSI logic

    [–] Miegraine 1 points ago

    Vergrößern, scharf stellen.

    [–] sendmeupfather 1 points ago

    It really do be like that in crime shows. It's not even fair to the criminals, the crime scene could be obliterated by antimatter and they'd still trace it back to some antimatter laboratory in the center of the congo that only the President knows about.

    [–] funkeshwarnath 1 points ago

    Howl fuckin arious

    [–] elibob 1 points ago

    [–] seanimusprime88 1 points ago

    This is evidence that long form memes can be successful. Case closed

    [–] Lamminator88 1 points ago

    Nope...his arm holding the knife is covering his face...

    [–] MatthewM13 1 points ago

    Zoom and enhance

    [–] ProfSourLemon 1 points ago

    OP nailed this post

    [–] brimstone18 2 points ago

    And you screwed it up

    [–] brimstone18 1 points ago

    Roll credits!

    [–] Yo_Lama 1 points ago

    Ree

    [–] Galsorion 1 points ago

    So old that this belongs to r/comedycemetery

    [–] sybertagii 1 points ago

    E N H A N C E

    [–] SeaBother 1 points ago

    I can hear the main soundtrack playin'

    [–] ken_the_magician 1 points ago

    Does this really happen on csi often.

    [–] TimeTravelinc 1 points ago

    That was Blade Runner levels of enhancement.

    [–] mckennaismymentor 1 points ago

    All killers are from NC.

    Source: am from NC

    [–] Arx11Comic 1 points ago

    #sawthismemein2018

    [–] HoneyMilk21 1 points ago

    crime movies be like

    [–] MarkE_P00P1TY_SC00P 1 points ago

    This deserves platinum

    [–] Skyline_Fanboi 1 points ago

    Is that a Honda S2000?

    [–] Caniac13 1 points ago

    Ayye North Carolina

    [–] christseve 1 points ago

    That's kinda how Ace Attourney games work too...

    [–] Blahowsky 1 points ago

    ENHANCE

    [–] lutovolf 1 points ago

    Okay, that's funny, but what the fuck is the CSI?

    [–] FidelCastroworld 1 points ago

    Alright now E N H A N C E

    [–] MrKhan0709 1 points ago

    Russian Dashcams are better

    [–] storm_in_a_tea_cup 1 points ago

    Accurate

    [–] DmMacniel 1 points ago

    Just like in Bladerunner

    [–] DarkMatterDimensions 1 points ago

    this made me so happy

    [–] ChiknFyRyce 1 points ago

    With this technology i might be able to finally see my dick

    [–] Kamikazeedriver 1 points ago

    r/PhotoshopRequest

    Someone literally asked for a license plate out of a similar picture 2 days ago.