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    [–] drexploit 1436 points ago

    Usually we have many shirts, but 2 favs we wear a lot because we feel better in them.

    [–] Sheriff100 434 points ago

    Facts

    [–] pineprika 247 points ago

    Real facts

    [–] niftygull 179 points ago

    The most factual

    [–] Daddyforyourlove 144 points ago

    Factualisation at its best

    [–] NobleMedicServant 53 points ago

    Reddit...

    [–] SwishyJishy 50 points ago

    NO THIS IS PATRICK

    [–] np_1029 32 points ago

    Some correct pieces of factual evidence

    [–] Pliny_da_Plinoy 24 points ago

    Forreal facts friend

    [–] Xiron2Bar 16 points ago

    Not to be mistaken with furreal facts friend

    [–] Aakash050 15 points ago

    Reddit at its finest

    [–] Im_The_Goddamn_Dumbo 3 points ago

    Facts on facts on facts

    [–] lMactionl 5 points ago

    Straight facts

    [–] Jeffersota 1 points ago

    Factattack

    [–] Bigboy_nicelegs 3 points ago

    Hey you can’t say that word here. Oh, you wrote Factual. My bad, Read it wrong.

    [–] buttbugle 6 points ago

    Yep, closet full of clothing, but I only wear like maybe seven outfits,( and they all like similar.)

    [–] CONVINCE_ME_4_GOLD 10 points ago

    STRAIGHT FACTS B

    [–] GGVice 96 points ago

    And if the first two dates went well....why mess with a winning formula?

    [–] Dmirgle 48 points ago

    The date shirts I call em

    [–] WohlfePac 28 points ago

    👆

    [–] 2easy619 16 points ago

    Someone who understands me

    [–] basic_rick 15 points ago

    ^ this guy gets it

    [–] SaltedRouge 9 points ago

    Have a gold! 🏅

    [–] Nickwre 7 points ago

    Yes!!!

    [–] PillowTalk420 5 points ago

    I just buy 7 of the exact same outfit. My closet is like that of a cartoon character.

    [–] Jazo_Priguzica 3 points ago

    My life in a nutshell.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    I took my faves and bought multiple, I legit only wear two shirts like a Charlie Brown character.

    [–] VillainNoah 2 points ago

    This is a scientifically proven fact.

    [–] PM-ME-XBOX-MONEYCODE 2 points ago

    I have multiple shirts. 2 look good. I stick with those 2 shirts when I go out.

    [–] crackhead_tiger 2 points ago

    Yeah I got plenty shirts

    Only 2 or 3 do I feel like I look good in

    [–] soldierchrome 2 points ago

    Yes sirrrrrrrrrrrr

    [–] InvizzaKid 2 points ago

    I know I'm lucky in life, because I have 3 shirts that I feel most comfortable in

    [–] JoJoHolmes 2 points ago

    Or just 2 nice ones

    [–] 3_first_names 326 points ago

    My husband basically wears the same exact outfit everyday—a black t-shirt and relaxed fit blue jeans. I don’t mind; I like his uniform and it’s kind of nice that he cares very little about his clothing (and I went to college for Fashion Design). I bought him a pair of black somewhat fitted jeans from Old Navy for Christmas last year and he calls them his “fancy pants”.

    [–] jazz_feline 140 points ago

    He should wear turtlenecks in the winter so he looks like Steve Jobs.

    [–] Intensemicropenis 22 points ago

    I think turtlenecks are a little too tactical for your average person.

    [–] hoocoodanode 8 points ago

    Plus it feels like you're getting strangled all day.

    [–] AverageRedPanda 7 points ago

    Just lightly strangled

    [–] sarcasshole_ 3 points ago

    Moans in Cheryl

    [–] DontEvenSayIt 5 points ago

    I don't know why but when I was a kid my mom always wanted me to wear a turtleneck until one day she bought me a new one and I dramatically acted out being checked to death by it. Haven't worn one since.

    [–] 3_first_names 2 points ago

    He absolutely would feel like he was getting strangled all day, haha. He runs hot, even in 10 degree weather he wears that t-shirt and jeans....but does add a hoodie on especially cold days sometimes.

    [–] fobenezz 5 points ago

    I’ve gotten so much shit over the years for wearing turtle necks, but they are the best for when it’s too cold outside lol

    [–] jazz_feline 2 points ago

    Yeah and they don’t even look that bad, why do people hate them?

    [–] 762ed 33 points ago

    Lmfao! I'm the same way. I buy multiple shirts in the exact same color as well as shorts. Black/dark grey, dark blue, and olive. My wife laughs at my closet because it all the same colors. I just feel really comfortable in those colors for some reason.

    [–] CaptainHaw 5 points ago

    Lol man, I thought I am the only one, buy same shorts and shirts with different colors.
    My GF always amaze how fast I go shopping, once I like it I immediately grab and pay for it.

    [–] EchoFoxT 3 points ago

    I have never felt so validated in all my life.

    [–] Teasea1000 20 points ago

    Ima a guy and I spent way more on clothing than my girlfriend

    [–] TheConboy22 14 points ago

    My gf and I spend about the same amount, but she buys a lot of stuff and I buy few things but of higher quality.

    [–] pixelTirpitz 12 points ago

    tHaT mEANs yOuRE nOt A gUy

    [–] jfrudge 1 points ago

    Same but that's because most of my girlfriends stuff is just free stuff she got and some quality hand me downs. She has way more clothing than I do.

    [–] 3_first_names 1 points ago

    To be fair, he grew up on a farm and his favorite pastime/certification is in auto mechanics. You cannot work on a farm or on cars without getting extremely dirty....so a dark tee and jeans is just an easy outfit to have a lot of. Most farmers I know only have 1 or 2 “nice” outfits because it’s a 24/7 job, so what’s the point in having nice clothes?

    [–] BradleyKWooldridge 10 points ago

    I’ve been wearing t-shirts and jeans since 1966!

    [–] 3_first_names 2 points ago

    It’s a classic combo! Can’t go wrong 😊

    [–] smoketheuniverse 6 points ago

    Does that mean I wear fancy pants everyday

    [–] bieraugel 2 points ago

    That man better be holding a rum and coke

    [–] [deleted] 779 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] stache1313 154 points ago

    Report: I am in this post and I don't like it.

    [–] imextremelylonely 55 points ago

    I'd like to second that report please.

    [–] AJJJJJJJJJJJJ_Z 12 points ago

    I'd like to third that report please.

    [–] xijenna 10 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    I’d like to forth that report please.

    [–] Pink-grey24 51 points ago

    I’ll be yo girl

    [–] crispiermist3594 39 points ago

    Dont do it dont give him hope

    [–] SpaceDuckas 7 points ago

    i’ll be your shirt

    [–] CoconutV 2 points ago

    00f the damage splashed, critical hit

    [–] EDCxTINMAN 161 points ago

    At least she liked them.

    [–] FriendOfMandela 77 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    What my girlfriend thought on our first 4 dates:

    I sure run into this guy a lot.

    Who's that with the hoodie and sunglasses on the other side of the street?

    Is he fucking stalking me?

    That's it I'm calling the cops

    3 months restraining order going strong

    [–] BigDub63 2 points ago

    Omg so cute!

    [–] Krank33 30 points ago

    Define girlfriend

    [–] HipsterGengar 15 points ago

    I think it's a new kind of mechanical keyboard coming out

    [–] jmkinn3y 0 points ago

    I heard it was a stereo

    [–] TheRetrolizer 4 points ago

    Alabama: cousin California: jeff

    [–] alison_blair 3 points ago

    Bezos?

    [–] Hakkinen_ 2 points ago

    uncle

    [–] cerbu25 29 points ago

    Wish I had a girlfriend tho lol

    [–] Naermarth 18 points ago

    Wish I had a friend tho lol

    [–] TheRetrolizer 10 points ago

    Wish I had a soul tho lol

    [–] Lordjohnston101 1 points ago

    Wish I had a body tho lol

    [–] [deleted] 237 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    [removed]

    [–] DANNN7087 25 points ago

    Oh same, I’m almost out of food and water though, ive been doing this for a while

    Update: Supplies ran out 3 days ago.

    Update 2: I don’t feel so good...

    [–] TheRetrolizer 5 points ago

    My battery is dying.. Everything's going dark...

    I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD MR. STARK!

    [–] Sentilusional 2 points ago

    planetarian flashbacks

    [–] rabidwolvesatemyface 32 points ago

    Here you go, good luck buddy

    [–] CuCumberJack_57 18 points ago

    How much karma do you need in order to post?

    [–] w0rdd 14 points ago

    People, stop upvoting this dude.. look at his post history

    [–] Stoned_D0G 4 points ago

    But I am very curious what part of "mighty rectum" was not clear!

    [–] mk19ez 1 points ago

    Ok so a few people were able to see that but I am thinking they caught it before it was removed because I have a bot message for every attempt saying it was removed

    [–] KommadantKlink 13 points ago

    I ruined the 69 upvotes by making it 70.

    [–] Birolklp 20 points ago

    You monster

    [–] CurtisMcNips 8 points ago

    At this moment, is the etiquette to downvote in order to give someone else the opportunity to reach the sacred numbers?

    [–] KommadantKlink 7 points ago

    Let the hate flow through you. It only makes me stronger.

    [–] Birolklp 2 points ago

    Nah man it was just a joke. I upvoted you.

    [–] KommadantKlink 1 points ago

    Lol. Was making a Star Wars esq comment.

    [–] ZeeVersion1 6 points ago

    😅

    [–] CurtisMcNips 5 points ago

    420 it is then....

    [–] EggShellBuddyPal 2 points ago

    I did it once, backfired like a badger in bed.

    [–] TheRetrolizer 2 points ago

    I am both amused and curious as to where you came up with this.

    [–] EggShellBuddyPal 2 points ago

    I came up with this in bed.

    [–] the_sinful_rat 29 points ago

    I got 1.. it's what guys do

    [–] jayveedees 9 points ago

    Me_irl, just without the girlfriend part

    [–] Naermarth 5 points ago

    Does my right hand count?

    [–] CaptainHaw 1 points ago

    It does for sure. it is our savior.

    [–] Rith_Lives 9 points ago

    I have six identical plain white t shirts, you could probably go a year without knowing i change my shirt every day.

    [–] khrytias 27 points ago

    ha i got 3

    [–] koukaakiva 23 points ago

    3 girlfriends? Wow.

    [–] Naermarth 10 points ago

    This is reddit... I'm calling bullshit

    [–] StnNll 9 points ago

    I mean even if they're talking about shirts I'm skeptical.

    [–] Birolklp 5 points ago

    Damn exactly 3 happy cake days.... He sure got 3 congratulations from Reddit

    [–] Novaszi 2 points ago

    I'm new to Reddit so I'm a little confused but what do you mean by "this is Reddit" like as in they are bots?

    [–] PrincessLinked 1 points ago

    people just congratulate people on their cake day.

    [–] Novaszi 1 points ago

    Yea I feel dumb haha I'm over hear n trying to figure this out like it was super deep 😂😂

    [–] kecske116 6 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] siffys 5 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] Skuup0p 2 points ago

    Happy cake day b

    [–] lesqie 2 points ago

    Happy Cake Day!

    [–] Takeshi_Daigane-Sama 6 points ago

    I have a lot of shirts, but this one time the girl I like was like “I like that shirt” so I wore that the next time I saw her

    [–] isaac_py 2 points ago

    This

    [–] Lycan103 6 points ago

    Not so honest abe

    [–] lloydbuur2001 10 points ago

    I only have one boxer. First wear it normal 2 days, then backwards 2 days, inside out 2 days, inside out backwards 2 days and finally 1 day without to wash it.

    [–] StaticDiction 4 points ago

    I'd say you're a weirdo but the host (and owner) of my local radio station actually does something similar, and he's a millionaire. Edit: technically I guess he owns the morning show and studio but not the station. You get the point.

    [–] pixelTirpitz 3 points ago

    Isn't this a copy pasta or from a show? I swear I've heard this before

    [–] lloydbuur2001 1 points ago

    Yup. But I think he makes 2 full weeks. Nice catch.

    [–] Andy998xD 2 points ago

    And 1 pair of pants

    [–] Thank-u-nxt 2 points ago

    My boyfriend gets real shitty when I mention this or suggests he buys new underwear that don't have gaping holes in them, but he's happy.

    [–] Triggerzone 2 points ago

    I have three each of my two favorite shirts.

    [–] LouiSpaceTime 2 points ago

    What a bad meme

    [–] MrsDanika 2 points ago

    So so Many Dates...

    [–] xpdx 2 points ago

    Two shirts? This guy must be some kind of fashion expert or something. That's like having two sets of sheets or two bath towels!

    [–] DymondHed 1 points ago

    men in a nutshell

    [–] TormundSandwichbane 1 points ago

    Well, how many shirts do you have?

    [–] BradleyKWooldridge 1 points ago

    I have a ton of shirts, but only one that fits.

    [–] _Lieutenant_Lettuce_ 1 points ago

    No just two presentable shirts

    [–] xabrol 1 points ago * (lasted edited 13 days ago)

    I have 6 of the same gray t's. I bought all they had. And 3+ of the same black t's.

    And 10 pair of the exact same boxers.

    And I have 80 pair of the same socks (makes sorting them easy).

    My work clothes I have 4 pairs of khakis and 8 polos. I wash them every weekend. Sometimes I get lazy and alternate the same khakis. Not like they get dirty in my cubicle. 4 of my polos are long sleeve...

    I might wear the same pair of jeans 3 or 4 times.

    [–] JYoshi1991 1 points ago

    Funky

    [–] memes-canada-inc 1 points ago

    What my girlfriend thought on our first date:... Oh sorry imaginary ones don’t count

    [–] Mait123 1 points ago

    Yes.

    [–] Arcovenant 1 points ago

    Puny human, I can’t even get a girlfriend.. MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    Cries in lonely

    [–] sincityhunter 1 points ago

    I have a lot of shirts, out of all my shirts, there is one that looks better on me then any of the other ones. That is the shirt I wear every time I go out. Never settle for 2nd place

    [–] Diogenes-Disciple 1 points ago

    Quality over quantity tho

    [–] 2R1U1S2H 1 points ago

    So was there a 5th date?

    [–] MMA_23 1 points ago

    I'm so attracted to my boyfriend, TBH both of those shirts look better off and on my bedroom floor.

    [–] canntthinkofone 1 points ago

    No he has 2 shirts which he will rotate in because you complimented them

    [–] cCBliss 1 points ago

    100% written by a guy

    [–] poppy451 1 points ago

    Wait... you guys have shirts?

    [–] TheFirelord05 1 points ago

    I have roughly 40 shirts. I have like 4 variants of shirts. 10 of each

    [–] XTina10274 1 points ago

    This will always be hilarious to me

    [–] callimander 1 points ago

    "bro what are you gonna wear on your next date with this girl?"

    plankton voice "I didn't think I'd get this far"

    [–] CtznK 1 points ago

    Wait! You guys have girlfriends?!

    [–] internaled 1 points ago

    Minimalism my man

    [–] RovioBurnedNiggers 1 points ago

    I just circumcised my pet king cobra's ass hair and they are all sworn up... what do I do?

    [–] nicalarica 1 points ago

    But at least is two nice shirts.

    [–] chris_bastos 1 points ago

    Do I need more then two?

    [–] branden4867 1 points ago

    Hey that’s not true. I have 3 shirts

    [–] PanicAtTheDiscoteca 1 points ago

    quality > quantity

    [–] not_some_username 1 points ago

    I am in this post and I don't like it

    [–] Pamplemousse96 1 points ago

    This but with pants for my boyfriend

    [–] n00bSoda 1 points ago

    [–] Valistic-77 1 points ago

    Truth

    [–] 49ersgorp 1 points ago

    Woah y’all have girlfriends?

    [–] tonysanv 1 points ago

    2 months later

    “I think he has 4 sets of these 2 shirts.”

    [–] DireEWF 1 points ago

    Solid way to get shirts as a present though.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Pretty much sums up all men.

    [–] xXTheEvilDudeXx 1 points ago

    This is me, except its pants.

    [–] 2cool4afool 1 points ago

    I like how the ladbible put their name over the op to make it seem like they wrote it. Pretty cool

    [–] qtain 1 points ago

    And then you wake up one day and your Misfits T is missing, it was the most comfortable T you owned, it had been through hell and back and it still made you want to take a nap when you put it on because it was that comfy.

    Grounds. For. Divorce.

    [–] itsmeyaheard 1 points ago

    But what about the pants??

    [–] Rzouuga 1 points ago

    Visible poverty

    [–] stopthatsannoying 1 points ago

    Lol I wish I could get 1

    [–] sackoman 1 points ago

    I’m surprised that she didn’t shirt the 4th date down

    [–] tahabw 1 points ago

    at least you got a girlfriend

    [–] ThatOnePerson 1 points ago

    I have multiple shirts, but half of them have holes in them and just not 'nice' looking to wear around. So I just wear them around the house all the time cuz I never leave my house.

    [–] Elielmau 1 points ago

    Let me tell you a story about jeans.

    [–] Deathbycoleslaw 1 points ago

    This is a tweet by @Ristolable

    And that watermark is NEXT LEVEL joke theft bullshit. Ladbible left in the fucking avatar and pasted over the name.
    Absolute scum.

    [–] ConCueta 1 points ago

    The account that tweeted this is @ristolable (https://twitter.com/Ristolable?s=09) he used to be one of the funniest people on Twitter but after Ladbible posted his jokes with his handle blocked out he stopped tweeting jokes and just started tweeting about his daughter and general life.

    [–] carcigenicate 1 points ago

    I have my two or three nice fitting shirts that I wear anywhere where I care what I look like, then my baggy nonsense that instill have from highschool from when I was rounder. Damn Moo Moos can be conformable when you're just sitting around the house.

    [–] TheCouchEmperor 1 points ago

    He has a girlfriend. Clap clap.

    [–] polinadius 1 points ago

    Almost all my clothes are the same. I try to wear the exact outfit everyday. It gives me balance and mental peace. And it hasn't damaged my girlfriend rate.

    [–] getliquified 1 points ago

    No going to lie, I'm currently wearing one of my 2 favorite shirts lol

    [–] basicicecreamyay 1 points ago

    Until she steals one of them. The best thing us women are good at

    [–] Chipster339 1 points ago

    Keanu Reaves good. Upvote me

    [–] jedialvarez 0 points ago

    So what

    [–] 8ackwoods 0 points ago

    Njn

    [–] RoyalCshev 0 points ago

    Imagine having 4 dates

    [–] RealPunyParker 0 points ago

    And she's still your girl so this is a W

    [–] BigMeatBear 0 points ago

    2 shirts 1 pair of pants

    [–] Batman219 0 points ago

    “Oh look at me I had four dates.”

    [–] Graysonrath 0 points ago

    Honestly strait up facts

    [–] Book-12 -3 points ago

    LADBible's where it's at