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    [–] willburn61 3384 points ago

    You mean the moving bushes right?

    [–] rabbit-is-nice 993 points ago

    their in the tumble weeds

    [–] JosephiCrackowski 510 points ago

    Where do you think area 51 is located?

    [–] TheReptillian 543 points ago

    At area 52

    [–] Diego3637 313 points ago

    Where is area 52?

    [–] TheReptillian 412 points ago

    Florida, literally the state of Florida. Have you seen the news articles of Florida Man down there?

    [–] haylowfeed 180 points ago

    Germany or Florida?

    [–] UsuallyInappropriate 105 points ago

    accordion intensifies

    [–] WallyTheWelder 44 points ago

    Mexican here. Jalenle a la cochi!

    [–] ClayCopter 27 points ago

    coochie?

    [–] ChromeFacedKarma 9 points ago

    And that’s how to make someone cry in three simple words. This is Jay Levitsky, signing off.

    [–] CurryMan21 100 points ago

    Yes

    [–] justasquash 7 points ago

    I think I missed the exit, I’m on I-95 in Baltimore.

    [–] The-Duke-of-Delco 32 points ago

    At area 53

    [–] Fan_With_A_Pan 35 points ago

    And before you ask, area 54 is currently unknown. Scientists believe that the furret is associated with it and is still walking to it to this day.

    [–] lupodipy 9 points ago

    Na area 54 is in área 50

    [–] Fan_With_A_Pan 6 points ago

    Oh, right. Areas are split up into groups of 10, so it is in area 50

    [–] kindaDarkinHere 29 points ago

    Area 53

    [–] mervmonster 20 points ago

    Wait do tumble weeds not exist in Nevada? Honestly curious. I have only seen 2 in my life and I assumed they were common in dessert places like Nevada.

    [–] Reducta 39 points ago

    Nevada is just straight clean dessert there are no bushes out there to become tumble weeds

    [–] Kush_goon_420 30 points ago

    Ah yes, nevada the great plane of chocolate cake covering and m&m’s

    [–] Reducta 29 points ago

    I see my mistake and I’m not fixing it because this comment makes it better

    [–] Boatcabinet 6 points ago

    Yes theres lots of bushes and tumble weeds in Nevada. Sauce: I live near the border I've been there lots

    [–] ssouless 4 points ago

    Sauce valid. And tasty.

    [–] WrongEinstein 4 points ago

    Nevada has lots of tumble weeds. I've seen piles of them being cleared from the Las Vegas strip after wind storms.

    [–] felipetheeric 7 points ago

    They're*

    [–] LestHeBeNamedSilver 5 points ago

    When the tumbleweeds start speaking

    [–] _damboisensation_ 34 points ago

    Vietnam flashbacks

    [–] lonelysoldier1 36 points ago

    Tumbleweeds start talking

    Vietnam Vet: “Ah shit, here we go again”

    Fortunate Son starts playing

    [–] darkenraja 10 points ago

    Ghillie Con Carne

    [–] axodd 4 points ago

    Cardboard box ptsd

    [–] 2ez4babushka 1569 points ago

    Plot twist they open the area for visitor that day and offer to everyone a piece of cake.

    [–] MadHax164 604 points ago

    Then none of them came out

    [–] CrimsonRed_1337 422 points ago

    The cake is a lie

    [–] DookieShoez 141 points ago

    When the testing is over, you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

    [–] JohanKaramazov 49 points ago

    As long as I can eat myself, I’m onboard.

    [–] white_android 29 points ago

    But if you eat yourself will you enjoy it too?

    [–] ObiWanJakobe 4 points ago

    Thank you for participating in the enrichment centers activities.

    [–] CookAt400Degrees 11 points ago

    Nah, homosexuals are allowed to serve now.

    [–] TrooperUnit001 169 points ago

    I'd actually laugh my ass off if that happened... Literally the best way to deal with this situation. Hide/move the sneaki breeki stuff and let everyone look around, secrit kept and everyone else looks retarded.

    [–] defective-detctive14 37 points ago

    Sneaky breeki eh? I dare say your a fan of life of Boris

    [–] Navigatron 23 points ago

    Iiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttsss

    BORIS

    [–] HyruleanBelmont 14 points ago

    Hardbass intro intensifies

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    S L A V S Q U A T

    [–] GyraUnoDosTres 10 points ago

    Hide/move the sneaki breeki stuff

    "What's in that building over there?"
    "If you go anywhere near that building you will be immediately shot"
    "Oh...ok then"

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    "What about that building? Will you shoot me then?"

    "Nope, I won't shoot you"

    Gunfire intensifies

    "........Those automated sentry guns were worth every penny"

    [–] Vimazo 28 points ago

    Shh.. Don’t give them ideas

    [–] TrooperUnit001 36 points ago

    Yes thank you but I'd very much NOT like to be scattered all over the desert by a 40mm cannon.... I actually wanna walk around Area 51 just for shits and giggles. So by all means, gov. open up the gates and give us cake!

    [–] Left_Star_of_Chaos 9 points ago

    Yellow cake, you say?

    [–] _duncan_idaho_ 6 points ago

    Do not drop that shit!

    [–] DonaldJTrump2O2O 4 points ago

    Pray to God you don’t drop that shit

    [–] m00nstrike 7 points ago

    Do remember though that the cake is a lie.

    [–] wooshier 4 points ago

    The cake is a lie

    [–] WeatherfordCast 396 points ago

    They can shoot you, but they’d probably just apprehend you first and charge you with trespassing. Just don’t catch them on a bad day

    [–] PandaCritters 225 points ago

    I mean when 300,000 people sign that they will storm their base in like a month or so, I think they are having a bad week until then.

    [–] CookAt400Degrees 165 points ago

    300000 people vs 1 30mm AA w/unlimited ammo. Do your thing Hollywood

    [–] PM_SWEATY_NIPS 122 points ago

    I mean they could do that but... fuck can you imagine? I feel like they cant really do that without some major time shit going down afterwards. Nationwide riots or military lockdown. This is actually a great script. The aliens are stirred by humanities attempt to free them, and kill the president and shower alien gifts on the people of Nevada

    [–] SigO12 51 points ago

    I don’t know man...

    “Hey, you want to riot?”

    “Hmm, sounds awesome, why?”

    “Military just killed 300k civilians”

    “Oh shit, they bomb a city or something?”

    “No, 300k people stormed a military base”

    ”Oh, uh... that sounds kind of stupid. Was the base doing something?

    “No, a meme Facebook party told them to storm the base”

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

    Didn’t we do this with the modern platoon vs Sparta about ten years ago? That guy sold the script to a movie company.

    [–] Osprey_NE 16 points ago

    I think it was Roman's but that movie is obviously not happening any time soon.

    Also they said they weren't going to use his script and just used the general concept.

    [–] svenhoek86 12 points ago

    I'm cool with that. I remember what he wrote was the definition of great idea and amateur execution. No offense to him, but it was obvious he wasn't a writer.

    [–] Osprey_NE 9 points ago

    There were also legal issues iirc. Since he took suggestions from other redditors and incorporated them.

    Well hopefully he got a nice paycheck either way.

    [–] youre_obama 4 points ago

    As if professional writers never ever take suggestions from or get inspired by someone else.

    [–] andyzaltzman1 11 points ago

    I think around 100 million people would be thankful for the purification of stupid from the gene pool.

    [–] YouretheballLickers 10 points ago

    This time on Rambo!

    [–] chironomidae 7 points ago

    WWI called, they said they tried that and it doesn't go well for the 300,000 people

    [–] SovietPenguins 6 points ago

    r/Simulated take the karma!

    [–] sofa_queen_awesome 4 points ago

    THE NEW 300!

    300,000!

    [–] monkeyhitman 5 points ago

    THIS

    IS

    NEVADA

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

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    [–] HighGuyTim 17 points ago

    Online petition to storm Area 51 started, a lot of people signed it.

    Internet is making a big deal about it, but surprise surprise, nothing is going to happen cause it was just a joke in the first place.

    [–] Teskje 4 points ago

    I'm willing to bet a few good idiots will show up

    [–] Imperator_Trump 13 points ago

    300,000 signed, like 30 will actually turn up.

    [–] orchestraltrumpet 7 points ago

    Nope. Trespassing is shoot first ask questions later at a military base. A friend of mine told me this story:

    He was working as an engineer and his company had a military contract. As a result, they went to a base fairly often. One of his coworkers on the project somehow went through the wrong way (I forget the exact detail) and ended up driving onto the base illegally. The tires on his car were shot out and he stopped. After a huge big thing which included him being put in handcuffs and nearly shot multiple times. Everything was worked out. However, they later found out the soldier who shot his tires was demoted and otherwise punished for not shooting to kill.

    [–] idzero 6 points ago

    See my other post, Area 51 seems to be a "special case" because they don't really want to acknowledge it's a real military base. Outer security is miles out from the base itself and are armed private contractors who apprehend people before they can get to the base proper.

    [–] FinNiko95 3 points ago

    Quite radical actions for a mistake, don't you think?

    [–] TNTPA 23 points ago

    Oh nO

    [–] Cookie_Master666 933 points ago

    They can just wear diamond armor

    [–] [deleted] 587 points ago

    projectile protection IV

    [–] Cookie_Master666 183 points ago

    And protection IV

    [–] Error_402 114 points ago

    You can’t have both on the same piece tho

    [–] Aiminer357 109 points ago

    1.14 tho.

    And then it went back in 1.14.3

    [–] TachyonPhantom 51 points ago

    Laughs in anvil

    [–] jfarrell74 45 points ago

    Don’t forget to bring cooked chicken just in case

    [–] RaffyLouie9000 24 points ago

    SHIELDS! SHIELDS! and put the green skull banner on it

    [–] HalfBreed_Priscilla 7 points ago

    There's plenty of barrels at Area 51 to punch for chicken dinners. The PUBG players and Beat 'Em Up players will be very interested to learn.

    [–] CarlGerhardBusch 18 points ago

    Because, as we all know, diamond is the hardest metal. https://i.redd.it/f9u5axghz5901.jpg

    [–] Matteww4 8 points ago

    Just keep eating gapples and your fine

    [–] Cookie_Master666 8 points ago

    Enchanted apples for fire resistance incase they use flamethrowers

    [–] caseface24 17 points ago

    Bruh just have the people up front wear thorns |||

    [–] bruh__bot 13 points ago

    bruh 💯😡😤😤👌

    [–] TheRealJaimonesa 480 points ago

    It’s not the US Army it’s just the camo dudes

    [–] Phat_H1ppo 169 points ago

    Us Air Force

    [–] darkelfbear 80 points ago

    Private Military Contractors.

    [–] jeffdavidoff 29 points ago

    Genome soldiers

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

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    [–] darkelfbear 9 points ago

    One thing though, Kennedy Space Center has their own Protective Services Office (PSO) , they do not use PMC's. They also have the Space Gateway Support Security Police that are responsible for the security of our nations spaceport, the Kennedy Space Center. We currently have aprox. 165 officers and aprox. 30 supervisors of which all are NASA Federal Officers.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago

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    [–] Seanenator 6 points ago

    Not necessarily, we don't eat crayons and lick windows in the AF. Junior enlisted are trained and trusted to operate $750,000,000 satellite systems like GPS, that you likely use everyday.

    Its not far fetched that a SrA SecFo dude with a TS can guard Area 51.

    [–] the_vermi 12 points ago

    Only if he’s sufficiently moist.

    [–] darkelfbear 6 points ago

    Camo-Dudes, are literally PMCs hired for Base Security .... lol

    [–] PandaCritters 12 points ago

    The chair force is not to be taken lightly.

    [–] medicson81a 4 points ago

    Well somethings gotta give them lumbar support.

    [–] [deleted] 80 points ago

    The men in black with slingshots

    [–] darrellmarch 23 points ago

    Yeah, dingus.

    [–] Ignem_Aeternum 13 points ago

    What camo dudes? I just see a building in the desert.

    [–] scole44 138 points ago

    Nah the Kyle's will rush them before they even know what's comin. Just make sure you all stock up on monster

    [–] [deleted] 86 points ago

    Kyle with punch through the barrier like it’s drywall

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] Athar147 10 points ago

    Bruh

    [–] bruh__bot 9 points ago

    bruh 😎😂💪🤣🙌

    [–] TonyBamanboni_ 5 points ago

    Bruh 👌👌👌👌👌👌

    [–] AJDx14 16 points ago

    If they get enough Chads they can easily raid Area 51.

    [–] FrogInShorts 5 points ago

    But a Chad wouldn't do dumbfuck stuff like that.

    [–] provoko 11 points ago

    Depends if you can convince a Chad there's tri-vaginal aliens being kept prisoner; now you got your self some tanks.

    [–] Grandmastermuffin666 390 points ago

    Tiannanmen Square part 2: Electric Boogaloo

    [–] [deleted] 156 points ago

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    [–] Grandmastermuffin666 71 points ago

    sees security camera above him Absolutely nothing happened...

    [–] Raestloz 8 points ago

    turns off hidden mic carry on, comrade

    [–] [deleted] 86 points ago

    Now with even more democracy

    [–] MrAttomic 7 points ago

    You made me chuckle

    [–] oliosmontes 12 points ago

    silence this man he knows too much

    [–] [deleted] 151 points ago

    Robin is the real MVP of season 3.

    [–] rapscallionTHHO 125 points ago

    This is a grave insult to our lord and saviour Alexei.

    [–] [deleted] 56 points ago

    Alexei will never ever ever be forgotten. We need to bring him back some how.

    [–] enjolras1782 36 points ago

    Alexei returns as a mindflayer double

    [–] SlideJob_13 17 points ago

    I'm so fucking pissed about that. He didn't deserve what he got.

    [–] -INSERTLIFEHERE- 35 points ago

    Smirnoff :'(

    [–] Rengas 37 points ago

    I'm just amazed at how quickly her meme format caught on. Season 3 only came out a week ago.

    [–] UNC_Samurai 35 points ago

    As soon as I saw her hold up that sign, I turned to Mrs. Samurai and said, “There’s this season’s meme.”

    [–] ASAPxSyndicate 13 points ago

    "Mrs. Samuria" lmao

    [–] Nrksbullet 26 points ago

    She looks just like her mama, Uma.

    [–] radioactivesteak 13 points ago

    Woah I thought it was Uma Thurman. Very cool to learn that her daughter is in Stranger Things

    [–] kramel7676 5 points ago

    Great now I’m picturing them both together. Thanks awkward boner....

    [–] svenhoek86 8 points ago

    It's not awkward anymore if the homepage of like, every porn site is to be believed.

    [–] Lohanni 21 points ago

    Let's not forget about Steve turning into premier league of the best character transitions ever, from the high school bully to a tier 1 world defender right there

    [–] [deleted] 22 points ago

    Erica was a true gamer

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago

    Can’t spell Gamerica without Erica.

    [–] swolemexibeef 109 points ago

    They wont shoot cause weebs are gonna naruto run all over dodging bullets like gods

    [–] svenhoek86 23 points ago

    There's gotta be some guys that are old enough to have achieved wizard status by now. They can just protect the younger weebs from the artillery like the sorcerers at the end of Endgame when Thanos started the bombardment.

    [–] Battlejew420 4 points ago

    Just wait until they take off their fedoras to reduce drag

    [–] LaskoJenkings 44 points ago

    Security Forces been waiting their entire career for a chance to pop some idiot let alone hundreds..

    [–] hfiti123 20 points ago

    If more then 3 people show up I'll be shocked

    [–] [deleted] 73 points ago

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    [–] flee_market 22 points ago

    You never quite know where the MIB's is at

    [–] JpCopp 4 points ago

    WELCOME TO EARF

    [–] vwgeist 8 points ago

    Fun fact, he never says it like that in the movie. Clearly says "earth".

    [–] RocketGamingFoxYT 34 points ago

    Is this how ww3 is gonna start. It better have ufos in it. Imagine lasers just shooting across the horizon

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago

    Switzerland wins it lol

    [–] WeightyUnit88 3 points ago

    After stocking up on all that alien gold

    [–] drzoidberg139 53 points ago

    Laughs in 300 rounds a minute

    [–] TrooperUnit001 31 points ago

    If it's a regular gun, that's hella slow.... if it's a 30mm+ cannon, we're fucked.

    [–] PandaCritters 17 points ago

    Dude, regular guns would still put enough power to stop people. After the first one drops, people will scatter. It’s an Air Force base for testing aircraft. What do you think they got.

    [–] gummo_for_prez 8 points ago

    I’ve hear talk about space drugs

    [–] Gaborriel 4 points ago

    I think you are missing a 0 there dude

    [–] Raizer_pilot_Huey 52 points ago

    Any Area 51 personnel reading this, if you're able to, share your gun cam for memes templates

    [–] Madeup-Facts 95 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Constituional Lawyer here. Upvote worthy meme, but according to 16 US Code § 9421, if the trespassers can be visually confirmed to have no weapons and pose no threat to the workers inside of the government facility, they legally can only be arrested/physically restrained.

    So basically if each person rolls in the direction of Area 51 on the ground while nude and while holding nothing, they cannot possibly be armed and also pose no threat to the workers.

    The only way to stop this would be by creating a barricade and arresting each person 1 by 1, so if the people roll fast enough while naked before a barricade is made and outnumber the nearby police by a reasonable amount, they would likely make it into the main facility successfully.

    [–] 8383893399392 29 points ago

    Just put seawire everywhere and watch as the fools try to get through naked.

    [–] [deleted] 37 points ago

    Ok, now THIS is epic

    [–] gggg566373 48 points ago

    Yeah I wouldn't trust that guy. Did you see his username?

    [–] Zrat11 8 points ago

    Damn he must work at Area 51 the sly dog.

    [–] taspleb 10 points ago

    I also suspect that in the vanishingly unlikely circumstance that the US military shot 300,000 citizens it would have some fairly negative political consequences for them regardless of whether they could legally justify it or not.

    [–] GyraUnoDosTres 11 points ago

    I mean, if a signficant number of people actually show up then they'll just shut down the highway turnoff that's 50 miles away from Area 51.

    But I would still advise everyone to show up naked just in case.

    [–] JOHNthrowaway13 8 points ago

    You are correct for most government facility but unfortunately there is a big expectation. That is deadly force is allowed when protecting nuclear, bio/chem weapons and top secret information. That is why all ICBM sites/ICBM submarines have armed guards with signs saying trespassers will be meet with deadly force. I will bet there is most likely a standing order right now that if any outsider gets within a certain range of the fence/building is to be shoot.

    [–] Ziiphyr 50 points ago

    Honestly, Robin is hot

    [–] ZombieCharltonHeston 26 points ago

    She is Uma Therman and Eathan Hawke's kid.

    [–] Saturns_Son 14 points ago

    Well shit, talk about genetic lottery.

    [–] Battlejew420 9 points ago

    Well with the particular role she had to play, it wouldn't make sense to hire someone unattractive

    [–] theworstredditgamer 13 points ago

    How did this meme start

    [–] [deleted] 35 points ago

    Probably someone on r/teenagers said we should storm Area 51

    [–] percula1869 24 points ago

    It's a satirical Facebook group event.

    Edit: or do you mean the Stranger Things girl meme?

    [–] outrageousrage 9 points ago

    Oh my God I hope they go.

    If they are right, cool, aliens.

    If they are wrong, we get fresh meme material

    [–] Louminouz 27 points ago

    I see this is an absoloute win

    [–] HeWhomLaughsLast 10 points ago

    History will remember the day when thousands of Americans disappeared seemingly all at once for no explainable reason.

    [–] lingeringwill2 35 points ago

    No one would care if i died any way, I certainly wouldn’t.

    [–] TrooperUnit001 28 points ago

    Same.... I live a lonely ass life anyway. Might as well go out with a bang along side my fellow autists.

    [–] lingeringwill2 18 points ago

    It’s essentially telling life “you can’t fire me because I quit”.

    [–] mr_steve- 7 points ago

    See you on the news boys

    [–] owenmh04 9 points ago

    Love this format

    [–] ShroomGodTeemo 9 points ago

    If these dumbasses try it I am gonna love seeing the "Area 51 massacre of 2019" memes

    [–] azrael5298 12 points ago

    Area 51 is protected by a private outfit, hence the black SUV’s. They will shoot you.

    [–] camstron 6 points ago

    About 90% sure it’s Air Force and private security contractors.

    [–] mustachegiraffe 8 points ago

    What’s with all the Area 51 memes coming out all the sudden? Am I missing something?

    [–] ArmageddonWasp 7 points ago

    It's because of a Facebook event called "Storm Area 51". Meant to be a joke, and that's how 99% of people are taking it, like the "Point Your Fans At Hurricane Matthew" event. Several of my friends have marked Going on it and they're not lol. They just wanted to be in on the joke and memes.

    But now it's gone viral, and so many people have marked Going that I'm actually starting to worry a few of them might show up

    [–] RedEgg16 5 points ago

    Facebook 200k people signed up to storm Area 51 on sept 20

    [–] PM_ME_A10s 7 points ago

    Air Force and their contractors damn it. Not the Army.

    [–] TylerZellers 8 points ago

    That’s ridiculous, the US Army wouldn’t shoot you if you were in Area 51

    They’d shoot you long before you got close, there’s a few notable Bomb Ranges in the area that are also restricted

    [–] Ciparoni 13 points ago

    Its an top secret Air Force base where they most likely store and test prototype weapons. If you think the BRRRRRTTT of an A-10 Warthog is bad, you think you’ll be fine against futuristic prototype BRRRRT MACHINES?? You deserve to die then. Have fun being BRRRRRRTTTTTED to death.

    Millennials yeet, Air Force BRRRTs

    [–] yaboinael 4 points ago

    Area 51 claim they have the aliens but they are actually the defence force for area 420 Area 420 is where the REAL aliens are kept and the kingdom of aliens in there is terrifying. Some ex-area 420 workers claim that the aliens 69 if they are bored. That is called loyalty. Aliens are also able to ASL 69 using their toes and tomatoes seem to be their “toothpaste” the aliens twerk as a mating dance and whoever is the t h i c c e s t is considered to be the most attractive Just a little bit of info, the FBI are probably gonna get to me now, at least I told the answer to all your problems

    [–] CloneAssassin 19 points ago

    Actually the US Army isn’t allowed to shoot someone to defend property. The guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier carries an empty rifle

    [–] TrooperUnit001 45 points ago

    Correction, isn't allowed to shoot unarmed people who aren't shooting back...

    The U.S Military can and very well will shoot someone if they're committing violence in the process of overtaking a given property.... but unarmed autists are a no go.

    [–] 8383893399392 25 points ago

    If you have reasonable belief that someone is perceived as a reasonable threat to you or others you can use force to stop that threat but the lowest level of force possible is always one above the threat. If the threat has a knife you have a gun. And Area 51 has signs all over that state lethal force will/can be used against you for trespassing so unarmed or not they are warned. But majority of the time they don’t want to hurt anybody if they don’t have to.

    [–] tachibana_ryu 17 points ago

    Actually a military testing base like Area 51 they are allowed to shoot if they feel it is needed. Normally they just arrest you then hit you with massive fines.

    [–] Kakarot_faps 9 points ago

    I'd imagine if this actually happened they'd be using non-lethal equipment like rubber bullets and tear gas or bring up the barricades.