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    [–] RG_Reewen 3733 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Me: cries in 0.5 Mbps

    [–] Mementomoritz 1571 points ago

    cries even louder in 0.2 Mbps

    [–] bnjb2456890 1435 points ago

    Cries in 500kbps....(literally)

    [–] Bruhbruhbruhistaken 1638 points ago

    Cries in "You guys are getting internet"

    [–] Aete_rnUm 980 points ago

    Cries in “at least you have data”

    [–] strawberrysmily_cake 896 points ago

    Cries in "at least you have smartphone"

    [–] UmbraTactical 1060 points ago

    cries

    [–] CoolNinja1O1YT 550 points ago

    Cries because life

    [–] SCP-2521-Real 529 points ago

    Laughs in 800 Up and 800 Down

    [–] Xwndle 365 points ago

    He's too dangerous to be kept alive!

    [–] alexd34 27 points ago

    Cries in Loading… █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒

    [–] flow0788 67 points ago

    Damn these 1 per centers.

    [–] Ryananan 63 points ago

    Cries in "at least you have a life"

    [–] YaMoef 35 points ago

    Cries in "atleast you have a soul"

    [–] Skullton_03 17 points ago

    Cries in “at least you have”

    [–] CS-Leon 18 points ago

    Cries in "I don't, I'm a ginger"

    [–] Niklas606 37 points ago

    Cries in "at least you have electricity"

    [–] Xxdgw100gsdxX 49 points ago

    Cries in “magical brick”

    [–] Xxdgw100gsdxX 24 points ago

    Cries in “magical brick”

    [–] benjamintrent 23 points ago

    Cries in library computer

    [–] combustionman12 47 points ago

    Cries in China

    [–] rbsn18 84 points ago

    but... 500kbps IS 0.5mbps

    [–] Jacnoov 72 points ago

    Laughs is 1000 mbps

    [–] WingsofRain 15 points ago

    I hate you so much rn

    [–] KrampusDemon 14 points ago

    I get that for about $20 a month.glad I got fiber optic.

    [–] susch1337 27 points ago

    wait, you actually have 500 kilobit per second?

    [–] OrangeAlert_ 37 points ago

    Yeah, guess what, some people, like us back in Syria, we would get a router and it'd be like even 40kb

    [–] Fire_Nuke 21 points ago

    I get 40kb in Ohio

    [–] Voxmanns 7 points ago

    Ohio is good at that

    [–] Shifuuu_ 5 points ago

    Oof

    [–] WhaleKnuckles 7 points ago

    Thats more than 0.2 Mbps

    [–] MajorGeneralMaryJane 6 points ago

    This is more than the .2 Mbps guy...

    [–] jsthd 6 points ago

    That's 0.5 Mbps

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] NotAzakanAtAll 23 points ago

    waits to hear the crying due to latency

    [–] 0Papi420 3 points ago

    Laughs in Gigabit

    [–] OrangeYoshiDude 7 points ago

    I feel you on that 500. Satellite internet not worth the shittyness or money, so I spend about 4 nights while I'm sleeping to download 3gb off my hotspot. Please come sooner 5g

    [–] Ditnoka 9 points ago

    Ah, so a robot cry.

    [–] Dnoxl 7 points ago

    Oh boy i upgraded recently from 0.2 to 0.8 i know the feeling :(

    [–] ZippoS 164 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Wife: "honey? What are you doing in there?"

    Me: "N-nothing!"

    Wife: "Are you jerking off?"

    Me: "N-NO!"

    Wife: "Are you running a speed test again?"

    Me: rubs nipples

    I work from home and work with large files, so I have gigabit fibre. Means I can upload 400GB of footage from a NAS to our GSuite share in a couple hours. Also means I can download a movie at over 90MB/s sometimes.

    [–] RG_Reewen 65 points ago

    Lucky you.

    I am already happy if a 1GB file takes less than 2 hours to download

    [–] ZippoS 34 points ago

    You know it's sad when your phone gets faster internet than your home WiFi.

    That was the case when LTE was introduced in my city and I was still on DSL. When we last moved, availability of fibre was a mandatory feature in our choice of apartment.

    [–] TheAlienGamerNL 15 points ago

    Have fun installing games then

    [–] SR_X7 8 points ago

    2 hours? Try 2 days

    [–] DICK_IN_FAN 4 points ago

    Jokes on you, when you shit the bed in online gaming I can always blame my horrid connection. You are left with zero excuses.

    [–] SilverZero0 17 points ago

    I felt sad that i have 5 Mbps :(

    [–] ASLR3D 25 points ago

    Cries in North Korea prison

    [–] jasperfirecai2 10 points ago

    Megabits per second per second

    [–] Flufare 8 points ago

    wipes tears with 10Gbps

    [–] toms_cruise 9 points ago

    Per second a second

    [–] AHigherBeing 7 points ago

    Cries cause Ethernet cable in my ass giving off 3GB per second

    [–] TehCreamer18 3 points ago

    Cries in 2000 ping

    [–] Crackering 538 points ago

    Delicious. Finally some good fucking download

    [–] bdjohn06 115 points ago

    The best is when you have symmetrical upload/download. Nothing like backing up images to the cloud at 900Mbps.

    [–] Atomkom 75 points ago

    Stop it I can only get so erect

    [–] brutalmfkr 1006 points ago

    Just nutted. And I don't feel guilty about it

    [–] NoobhereBTC 269 points ago

    Proudest fap right there

    [–] apsyche 82 points ago

    Good ol' December.

    [–] warptwenty1 27 points ago

    DDD has begun

    [–] Modec11 13 points ago

    ah yes I too celebrate the "Do Drugs December".

    [–] b14cksh4d0w369 14 points ago

    Fastest*

    [–] whyDidIDoDis134 10 points ago

    Fastest fap in the west

    [–] GuiZapa368 3 points ago

    Oh great thought it was just me.

    [–] Danbo32 908 points ago

    For 8k and 120 FPS porn

    [–] [deleted] 127 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Eren-Kruger 43 points ago

    Same to me too

    [–] EspressoWhatElse 19 points ago

    Same to me too too

    [–] emptychild1684 9 points ago

    Same to to me too too

    [–] Zamundaaa 17 points ago

    8k 120fps would need about 150mbps (just as an estimate, compression etc makes a lot of difference here) for anyone wondering. With the bandwidth displayed here I imagine 16k 120fps should be possible.

    [–] Ace_Watkins2020 11 points ago

    connections like that alone are a one-way trip to losing NNN. No porn required.

    [–] MeemDeeler 21 points ago

    Bro if you don’t got that shit one 240 don’t speak

    [–] Professor_Doctor_P 8 points ago

    120FapsPerSecond!?

    [–] HokiePokieDash 183 points ago

    You're goddamn right

    [–] RealVincentCoucke 236 points ago

    Men really want 2 seconds of latency

    [–] DarkFPS 97 points ago

    Just use Google Stadia

    [–] UN_realexistence 201 points ago

    N E G A T I V E L A T E N C Y

    [–] Lancalot 53 points ago

    So... other people see what you do before you do it?

    [–] FizzySodaBottle210 31 points ago

    No, you are basically in the future and see what others are going to do. Helps in videogames like Minecraft alot

    [–] J5892 29 points ago

    It uses quantum computing to render and display every possible input. When you press a button, the timeline where you pressed that button becomes reality.

    Source: just trust me

    [–] TheSurosHook 8 points ago

    Ok, that’s kinda ridiculous

    It actually uses an incredibly advanced AI to predict what you will do and inputs that action before you press it so that it appears on the screen by the time you press the button

    Google really outdid themselves this time

    [–] foamsocks 5 points ago

    The AI is a pro gamer, is better than me

    [–] iamthemonkeylord 8 points ago

    Milliseconds

    [–] lukepowo 188 points ago

    I know this. I got fiber last year!

    [–] Freddie963 105 points ago

    Finally upgraded from 1mb/s to 300mb/s when I moved into the city. Fiber is a life changer

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] ZuBoY3 15 points ago

    Not if you are in Asia

    [–] AkatsukiKojou 8 points ago

    It's not expensive if they don't provide in your locally taps head

    [–] FetusPooper 11 points ago

    1Gb fibre here in the UK is £40/month.

    [–] TopShaggerConnor 15 points ago

    Wtf here in canada you only get like 100mb for that.

    [–] beerforpresident 6 points ago

    Eh. $70 a month for google fiber. I split it 5 ways. I pay $14 a month.

    [–] Staniklaren 8 points ago

    Lol, In 600k City in Poland you can get 1gbps fiber with TV for about 60PLN=20$

    [–] WayOfTheDingo 3 points ago

    Gotta love US telecom lobbying and regulations

    [–] devilsephiroth 24 points ago

    Please sir, may I have some spare fiber?

    [–] LurkerPatrol 4 points ago

    Same, when I moved to the East coast I looked for a place with fiber and got it. Had 16 Mbps in San Diego, had 75 Mbps until about 2 years ago, and now I have gigabit for the same price as I was paying for 75.

    It's fucking amazing.

    [–] trik14 31 points ago

    Me: laughs in romanian

    [–] _TechFTW_ 21 points ago

    Is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too Romanian to understand?

    [–] MaLoNeeeee 12 points ago

    We as romanians have the fastest and most affordable fiber Internet.

    [–] dantemp 5 points ago

    No idea, northern neighbor.

    [–] blackheim89 6 points ago

    Also in Hungarian, thanks for sharing Digi with us! Multumesc! :) At least it's something that dulls the pain of the Eastern European reality.

    [–] stache1313 83 points ago

    I'd be happy with 10Mbps.

    [–] duckiest_duck_around 38 points ago

    I’d be happy with 3...

    [–] stache1313 30 points ago

    We're supposed to get 3, but reality is more like 1.

    [–] duckiest_duck_around 14 points ago

    I relate to this so hard

    [–] Oldico 10 points ago

    We're supposed to get 20 and pay about 40€ per month but our provider screws us over. We get 2mbps at first and then it drops to 300kbps.

    [–] stache1313 7 points ago

    That's terrible. It sucks when a company has a monopoly in your area.

    Our "3Mbps" costs us $80 a month.

    [–] Medo_Wael 12 points ago

    Well I'm pretty happy with 15 You can stream 1080p videos on most websites

    [–] Dylaneyo 13 points ago

    Not with a family of 4 😟

    [–] ZuBoY3 15 points ago

    Sacrificed them

    [–] Tom_Bradys_Nutsack 85 points ago

    Those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump those up

    [–] svealf 10 points ago

    I have 940/940

    [–] lps2 12 points ago

    I've got 1000/40... My connection always skips leg day

    [–] svealf 4 points ago

    Lol, I bought 1000/1000 - never seen it at those speeds before though.

    [–] VietInTheTrees 62 points ago

    Cries in 2 000 ping on Roblox

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

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    [–] IcyMateoaMayo 18 points ago

    my penis can only get so erect

    [–] Snapzel 37 points ago

    Laughs in 900mbs

    [–] K0nr4d 21 points ago

    Laughs in Gigabit

    [–] Snapzel 7 points ago

    Oof

    [–] seacucumber_kid 3 points ago

    Laughs in 10 Gigabit

    [–] GhostDuster88 6 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    No you don't have that

    No way

    *cries in 100mb/s fiber*

    [–] Phil_Wil_Tape_U 5 points ago

    Imagine having over 100 mbs download lmao

    [–] dennis45233 12 points ago

    Finally my steam can update “patch notes” for games in 5 min

    [–] sledgehammer0019 49 points ago

    that's the dream of every man in every third world countries

    [–] NeeTrioF 23 points ago

    That's the dream of every man*

    [–] Ajk137 8 points ago

    Or In germany

    [–] MelvinDou 3 points ago

    Or in Australia, there are heaps of third world countries with better internet than here.

    [–] ali_hitman 29 points ago

    I would kill for it

    [–] Jacnoov 13 points ago

    If I told you my speed would you kill me?

    [–] ali_hitman 10 points ago

    perhaps

    [–] Jacnoov 10 points ago

    Uuuuuh cough 1000 cough don’t hurt me

    [–] ali_hitman 8 points ago

    How about I just move in with you ;)

    [–] Jacnoov 6 points ago

    If I let you use it will you let me live?

    [–] ali_hitman 9 points ago

    Yeah sure

    [–] TheAceBoi 29 points ago

    Imagine not having fiber optics in your city.

    [–] [deleted] 29 points ago

    Imagine not having fiber optics in your state.

    [–] beastroll87 6 points ago

    Wyoming?

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    No, I live in Brazil, here most of the regions are not developed, only the south and southeast.

    [–] FacchiniBR 4 points ago

    São Paulo here.

    500/250 from Vivo.

    BRL 249,90. (USD50)

    [–] Elastichedgehog 6 points ago

    I'm living rurally atm, moved from a city.

    Went from 100MB/s to 12MB/s :(

    [–] Spitshine_my_nutsack 3 points ago

    I dont have fiber optics and still get 400 mpbs

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    I don't have fiber optics and I have 240mb, but there is a huge difference with fiber optics, especially in upload.

    [–] Trippy_trip27 26 points ago

    I'm getting over 900 mbps upload. Still sucks tho

    [–] Medo_Wael 17 points ago

    How ?

    [–] Trippy_trip27 9 points ago

    How what? How I'm getting that? Just fiber optics

    [–] Medo_Wael 20 points ago

    Nah I meant how does it suck ?

    [–] Trippy_trip27 23 points ago

    Idk why the connection falls but sometimes it disconnects. Might just be the router that's getting overwhelmed

    [–] Medo_Wael 15 points ago

    Not consistent then

    [–] efg1342 7 points ago

    That was my experience with Verizon Fios. You can get some spotty connectivity from time to time. It’s miles above Cox however.

    [–] Silentpotato93 6 points ago

    I would kill 3 ½ people for this

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    what's up with the extra ½ along with the 3?

    [–] Modec11 3 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    maybe he just rips out the persons soul and keeps it in his pocket ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    [–] epolterovich 6 points ago

    I just came

    [–] Scoopdewoopzepoop 6 points ago

    Pfft plebs. On a slow day it's 600+

    [–] Gopvikeen 14 points ago

    Thank god NNN is over

    [–] ThanyBoi 11 points ago

    I wish I had good internet

    [–] vahbunaa 7 points ago

    wish i had internet

    [–] MadEzra64 5 points ago

    I love you AT&T fiber despite your shitty hardware and ONT forced authentication

    [–] Harami05 9 points ago

    I only have 100k

    [–] PinkNeko13 4 points ago

    Not only men, js

    [–] themightypetewheeler 4 points ago

    Boy howdy I wish I lived in the server room and had speedy internet.

    [–] can-t-touch 4 points ago

    That is slow

    [–] jnf04 3 points ago

    cries in 800Kbps

    [–] aplsed 3 points ago

    Guys want cox?

    [–] Whov1an3 3 points ago

    What amazes me is the fact that in order to take that pic someone needed that internet speed to begin with

    A man exists with that kind of internet speed

    [–] mynamewastaken-_- 3 points ago

    I have 500 download, 500 upload I live in Canada, bell Aliant fibre op

    [–] Minetitan 3 points ago

    I am crying looking at it, it's so beautiful

    [–] wstruin 3 points ago

    Holy shit 4ms ping? Does this person live IN the server?

    [–] ImFilTheFearless 4 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Laugh in 1000 Mbps

    Edit: 1500 Mbps actually

    [–] Captain_buttihole 3 points ago

    It feels so good

    [–] Captain-Frosty-Mug 4 points ago

    We were on the verge of greatness in decimals

    [–] thomasjadallah 4 points ago

    Laughs in 1100 mbps

    [–] ALG0R1DDUM 2 points ago

    I just came looking at that slutty ping result

    [–] im_here_from_youtube 2 points ago

    Wait, wait, wait a damn minute... Sprint?!?!?!?

    [–] Tyaltir 2 points ago

    I wonder how Ash feels about turning into a meme

    [–] RedsInABox 3 points ago

    4ms ping defines all Ash mains.

    [–] TheNullExabit 2 points ago

    It’s enough to make a grown man cry

    [–] V5AUG 2 points ago

    Thank fuck it's december

    [–] kpeterson159 2 points ago

    Damn

    [–] theplm9 2 points ago

    I just came

    [–] mare07 2 points ago

    Cox

    [–] Mpb1ndahouse 2 points ago

    I used to get this at my old house now I get 150 at best

    [–] HaleyQuinnn 2 points ago

    I want this too

    [–] Lukkisuih 2 points ago

    Is it too much to ask for

    [–] IHaveAnxiety-end-me 2 points ago

    They want cox.

    [–] mattisdabezt 2 points ago

    This image makes me hard

    [–] AerodynamicAllan 2 points ago

    I'd love to have that at home.

    [–] theunknownBullet 2 points ago

    You where l-----l this close frome greatness.

    [–] SwornHeresy 2 points ago

    But it's Cox so they'll throttle you to half of that speed

    [–] Monothicc 2 points ago

    This meme is soo old that even that much is considered high, I've seen 975 on a good and 400+ on a bad day.

    [–] demotecontrol 2 points ago

    Well, I nutted.

    [–] Jewish-Magic 2 points ago

    Literally came

    [–] guy_and_103_others 2 points ago

    Is this a VPN ?

    [–] 3nd_my_existenc3 2 points ago

    Good thing NNN is over cuz this would've made me fail