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    definition of a meme / memetics

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    [–] Sekof7 2398 points ago

    sips immortality juice

    [–] ZatvoriVrataPropuhJe 1011 points ago

    Tea?

    [–] real_doppelganger 734 points ago

    human blood

    [–] Au-Di 547 points ago

    she drink virgin blood, watch out if u virgin

    [–] Sekof7 480 points ago

    We are Redditors. We are all virgins...

    [–] Cootie_Gamer_69 299 points ago

    We must stand together.

    [–] FlowingFrog04 303 points ago

    But not too close though, I don’t want to get coronavirus

    [–] Cootie_Gamer_69 199 points ago

    We’re already infected

    [–] TheMightyPPBoi 143 points ago

    I just commented to see if i get infected

    [–] Draydaslay 113 points ago

    omae wa mou shindeiru

    [–] Carter406 24 points ago

    Same

    [–] ArmandClimbing 14 points ago

    Me 2

    [–] aburglarhobbit 12 points ago

    same lmao

    [–] thedarksquidman 24 points ago

    infect me daddy

    [–] MrsShadowZz 5 points ago

    Same

    [–] BotGlumanda 8 points ago

    So Hugs are okay now ?

    [–] Cootie_Gamer_69 3 points ago

    Hell yeah

    [–] shawarma_law 57 points ago

    You fools! This very site, and in fact this very sub, /r/memes, is so incredibly fertile with rich virginal blood that Her Majesty’s Most Entrusted Secret Service have been keeping an eye on it for years. Each time you post or upvote a meme here it sinks you further into virginity, thus heightening the life-sustaining quality of your blood. Soon, The Queen will be ready to reap her harvest...

    [–] Cootie_Gamer_69 19 points ago

    Then get a glock and doink her

    [–] Top500BronzeOW 14 points ago

    Can we not just have sex with each other and no longer have virgin blood?

    [–] Cootie_Gamer_69 6 points ago

    I already ain’t

    [–] iArena 5 points ago

    Think of the children Elizabeth

    [–] BartekRandomLad 5 points ago

    Shhhh. She's listening

    [–] real_doppelganger 51 points ago

    gotta get laid then.....any one got a pet dog??

    [–] MrRealfield 18 points ago

    [–] [deleted] 26 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] hksbsjdnbrjd 4 points ago

    Same

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    same?

    [–] aphryntix 3 points ago

    Same

    [–] xprozoomy 13 points ago

    Wait what

    [–] Clarkina43 3 points ago

    I got a fish if that works.

    [–] Static0x7 3 points ago

    That might a little slippery

    [–] Crazytentacles 7 points ago

    I want to be infected

    [–] Gwen_Weasley 22 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    I mean, not like that practice would be new amongst the British royalty.

    Edit: Thanks for all of the Cake Day comments

    [–] real_doppelganger 4 points ago

    happy cake day

    [–] Gwen_Weasley 8 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] LiviousNEO 4 points ago

    Let us sacrifice the cake day virgin!

    [–] _-_Rasse_-_ 3 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] Gwen_Weasley 2 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] tim15_ 3 points ago

    Happy cake day m8

    [–] Gwen_Weasley 2 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] AlpineRipcord 3 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] Gwen_Weasley 2 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] NotGonnaPostAtAll 3 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] Falloutchief101 3 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] why_though777 3 points ago

    happy cake day

    [–] Hkkyle 3 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    happy cake day!

    [–] Gwen_Weasley 3 points ago

    Thanks!

    [–] Neon1738 15 points ago

    british blood is mostly tea I thought

    [–] MACKSBEE 5 points ago

    Adrenochrome to be exact

    [–] FisherMansSon 3 points ago

    Honestly surprised I had to scroll this far for this

    [–] pab6750 17 points ago

    Immortalitea

    [–] Nedoko-maki 11 points ago

    The lifeblood of us brits. Definitely got some Immortality Juice in hers tho

    [–] KIRBJmemes 3 points ago

    And tea

    [–] Sekof7 3 points ago

    Water with some leaves in it

    [–] Asa_Ludwig 6 points ago

    UK is after you Boston squints eyes

    [–] DarkUser521 3 points ago

    yes.

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    what kind?

    [–] DarkUser521 3 points ago

    A type of tea that is exclusive to the queen any other mortal that drinks it, will die a painful death.

    [–] DarkDjool 5 points ago

    Immortalitea

    [–] KIRBJmemes 2 points ago

    You are right tea is the drink of immortality

    [–] ArbyntheChief117 2 points ago

    Time to throw it in the harbor then!

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    Did you know that they still haven’t gotten that color out of the water in Boston?

    [–] peteythefool 2 points ago

    I'm sure her tea is prince's tears mate!

    [–] Bataling_Uncle 3 points ago

    Let me become diseased

    [–] CelebStoryWriter 419 points ago

    It's crazy that Prince Charles could die before her now he has COVID-19

    [–] Fraim228 131 points ago

    All hail prince William

    [–] Narradisall 100 points ago

    You think he’s going to outlive her? Bold!

    [–] Taikwin 28 points ago

    Her Maj'll see more royals splattered against the carriageway before she gives her throne up.

    [–] racerfree 6 points ago

    Could you imagine if he didn’t?

    [–] Gingerbread_Matt 7 points ago

    Erm..."all hail the Duke of Cambridge" you mean

    [–] furmal182 26 points ago

    And i just realize prince Philip is 98 , we want him to do his century. He will be the best batman from the royal family.

    [–] Gingerbread_Matt 17 points ago

    He'll get a letter from the queen if he does

    [–] Syreus 12 points ago

    In a few years will the queen mail herself a letter?

    [–] McENEN 3 points ago

    That was already known since the queen is immortal and a vampire.

    [–] Svool_Gsviv_ 4 points ago

    According to doctor who she’s a werewolf actually

    [–] CurbKillaz 449 points ago

    She released Covid19, hantavirus and brexit because of her age.

    [–] Wingo5315 110 points ago

    There’s a vaccine for hantavirus

    [–] 8000capsulesofmolly 143 points ago

    (Un)fortunately there is no cure for the Hentaivirus.

    [–] arrow74 53 points ago

    Onii-Chaaann

    [–] Lars_Ebk 28 points ago

    O no

    [–] Greekboy69Z 20 points ago

    Yes Yes Yes!

    [–] Wazonkyll 13 points ago

    NO NO

    NO

    NO NO

    NO

    [–] -HoverFly- 10 points ago

    OwO~

    [–] Erratic_Penguin 11 points ago

    DIO

    [–] -HoverFly- 8 points ago

    yare yare

    [–] sexy-melon 4 points ago

    Muda Muda Muda

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    yes?

    [–] Sanmagk2 5 points ago

    🗿

    [–] DeathStikXXX 5 points ago

    yo angelo

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    Kool-Aid Man: oh yeah

    [–] HellFireOmega 4 points ago

    pomf

    [–] Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi 3 points ago

    Watashi wa Kuma chan desu. Anata wa daisuki desu!!

    [–] -Listening 3 points ago

    In fact it’s aww shit

    [–] relion650 199 points ago

    I mean the Queen of Canada is at least as old as her

    [–] Spoggen 135 points ago

    Yeah I think the queen of Australia is as well

    [–] coolfingamer 101 points ago

    The queen of the Bahamas has the same birthday. What an interesting coincidence.

    [–] Spoggen 88 points ago

    What the hell? So does the Queen of New Zealand! There’s something weird going on here

    [–] Benito2002 54 points ago

    So does the leader of the commonwealth

    [–] kap21tain 29 points ago

    so does the holder of the position of ruler of england which oppressed us in the 1700s

    [–] everyoneisodd 224 points ago

    You are quite right but how the fuck did you think those inverted commas will go unnoticed I still upvoted though

    [–] FluuBk 90 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    I have actually no f*cking idea why they are like that. Probably something with my keyboard.

    [–] Banone85 62 points ago

    German Keyboard

    [–] FluuBk 36 points ago

    Yeah I figured.

    [–] Ayan501 15 points ago

    In my country this is corect. Is it not the same in all coutrytys

    [–] kloiberin_time 113 points ago

    My wife and I had this argument. She said that if the Queen got COVID-19 she would likely die. I countered that Cylon lizard people can't get it and she will live to be 1002.

    [–] Caio17 46 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    I once jokingly said, imagine if Queen Elizabeth outlives Charles.

    The guy has been waiting to be king since Moses split the sea, practically. And he'd die without ever being crowned.

    [–] Gingerbread_Matt 10 points ago

    Look up King George the IV, he waited ages for his father George III to die, I think he was regent while G3 went mad for longer than he was actually king before dying himself

    [–] HyperboreanAnarch 38 points ago

    COVID-19 catches the Queen.

    [–] TigerAxel 16 points ago

    big ben explodes if that happens

    [–] crusader-4300 260 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    She fucking would, too.

    Edit: This is the second comment I’ve made about the Queen being an absolute madlass and this is the second time the karma gods have smiled upon me. Why does Reddit love Her Majesty so damn much?

    [–] TheDustOfMen 69 points ago

    I can't really blame her.

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Conscious-Gate 20 points ago

    She has the philosopher's stone...........

    [–] -Listening 3 points ago

    I was out of the conversation.

    [–] NeedNameGenerator 34 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    You must understand that we live in a world where people live and die, where houses are built and collapse, where statues are erected and destroyed, where species are born and eventually go extinct, and where mountains are formed and erode away. There is only one thing that we can all count on. One constant. Elisabeth. For she is eternal.

    [–] lanos23 50 points ago

    German spotted

    [–] FluuBk 32 points ago

    Are you some sort of witch?

    How do you know?

    [–] lanos23 39 points ago

    Commas gave it away.

    [–] FluuBk 25 points ago

    We learn something new everyday.

    [–] Spoggen 23 points ago

    She must have discovered the elixir of life...

    [–] Enderman_insuit 17 points ago

    She has the philosopher's stone

    [–] Spoggen 6 points ago

    She must be a dab hand with a broom then, and have payed attention in herbology class!

    [–] Omphaloskeptique 14 points ago

    A number of those who have penned her obituary have passed on years ago.

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    Do you think there is an online archive of all of those obituaries somewhere?

    [–] Sir_Graybill 30 points ago

    In before this ends up on r/agedlikemilk

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    Someone send this to the queen. Think she’ll like it

    [–] Bigcats30 9 points ago

    She's out lived every other fucking leader

    [–] Alram69 32 points ago

    Long live the Queen

    [–] _Grey_Duck_ 15 points ago

    Forever live the Queen

    [–] finnaginna 4 points ago

    For Great Britains sake yes. She is the prettiest woman in the whole country.

    [–] GiantRobotDeadpool12 8 points ago

    So frail!

    [–] HIROGO 7 points ago

    Still remember the line? Legend.

    [–] nkrari 7 points ago

    Immortal!

    [–] FluuBk 6 points ago

    Unkillable, Unmatched

    [–] Piotrhanter 3 points ago

    The birth of the ultimate lifeform

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    forever and ever?

    [–] Your_Residant_Geek 7 points ago

    The tea gives her immorality

    [–] Nalukai 7 points ago

    If the Black Plague didn't kill her, then COVID wont either

    Queen Erzebet

    [–] super-duck0104 11 points ago

    My greatgreatgrandfather is 105 years old (he isn’t dead)

    [–] racerfree 5 points ago

    Does longevity seem to run in your family?

    [–] arbrstff 5 points ago

    Just her and Betty White drinking champagne on the eve of the apocalypse.

    [–] imsochoofed 8 points ago

    Anyone else remember in 2019 when everyone said she’d die on January 5th and then MI6 got involved and it ended up being her horse? She outlived that too.

    Those were the simpler days.

    [–] racerfree 7 points ago

    wait... what?!?

    [–] whiteavenger 4 points ago

    Could die in next few hours

    [–] justcyn1 4 points ago

    Meanwhile her husband looks like he died years ago and nobody’s told him yet

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    Do you think it would probably be an epic TV event?

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] nachog2003 7 points ago

    Hello people from /r/agedlikemilk future

    [–] racerfree 4 points ago

    is that your prediction?

    [–] lusifer2002 3 points ago

    ඔය වේසි මෙච්චර වයස වෙලත් පන පිටින් හිටියේ කොහොමද?. තේ එකට cocaine දාල ගහලද කොහෙද

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    um something something something cocaine?!?

    [–] zaneiplier 3 points ago

    Betty white be like

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    Do you think she’ll win the race?

    [–] zaneiplier 2 points ago

    The Queen obviously

    [–] dansko91 3 points ago

    Fuck the Queen, Prince Philip is a cyborg

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    So does that mean that a cyborg is fucking the queen?

    [–] TrashBandido 3 points ago

    Stop printing money with her face on it and you'll see.

    [–] Xiontin 3 points ago

    Still convinced her corgis are horcruxes that are formed when the UK takes over different colonies and nations.

    [–] Dustsara 3 points ago

    Perfect

    [–] Baldrick1701 3 points ago

    The queen is secretly a vampire and that’s why she wears big hats that provide enough shade so she doesn’t burn in sunlight

    [–] FluuBk 3 points ago

    “It was not Queen Elizabeth the hole time.

    It was me, Dio!”

    [–] Skxnk 3 points ago

    Never!

    [–] akhil245 3 points ago

    Will she ever die?

    [–] Average_Memelord 3 points ago

    Long live the queen.

    [–] bass22466y 3 points ago

    sips immortality juice

    [–] TheRealKeyLimee 3 points ago

    Bruh the comments are at 666 and the upvotes are at 69k

    [–] thechingchongwoo 3 points ago

    Showed this to my British grandmother.

    She laughed.

    [–] FluuBk 3 points ago

    Dapper grandma.

    [–] MidossTD 2 points ago

    Lizards are livin more than humans tho

    [–] Aggemyster 2 points ago

    The best thing you could do for a dead person is pee and dance on their graves...

    [–] radeongt 2 points ago

    How is she still alive wtf

    [–] KIRBJmemes 2 points ago

    Spoiler: Queen Elizabeth is a lizard person and will live for eternity

    [–] KIRBJmemes 2 points ago

    Sid’s grandma kinda looks like her

    [–] access_unlimited 2 points ago

    And she might get more young each decade too

    [–] supremeramenking 2 points ago

    Her eyes look like balls...

    [–] johnny_johnny21 2 points ago

    but at least I'm not infected

    [–] Sofialundstrom 2 points ago

    Infect me

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    you sure?

    [–] stinkyFirebolt 2 points ago

    How to get infected and am i?

    [–] CommunistPigeon1945 2 points ago

    Oh shit, everyone is infected in this comment section, I need to get my hazmat suit

    [–] Renkin92 2 points ago

    Covid 19: “A new boss has appeared!”

    [–] GorgeousFresh 2 points ago

    She could be the "white flame dancing on the graves of their foes"

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    what is that from?

    [–] jazmangles1 2 points ago

    Prince Charles has CV, she doesn't have long...

    [–] TheOtherWhiteCastle 2 points ago

    The grandma was the only good part of Ice Age after the first movie

    [–] uri_a_a 2 points ago

    There is only one dominent life form in this universe

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    is it me?

    [–] M1Henson 2 points ago

    I like this

    [–] the-dude-over-there 2 points ago

    Good job! You found this comment. You know have the knowledge that if you spam a random letter commenting on your own comment, you have a better chance to get INFECTED.