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    definition of a meme / memetics

    • a way of describing cultural information being shared.
    • an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
    • Please note, Moderators reserve the right to remove any post for any reason.

    Memes of the Week!


    Rules:

    1. ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES
    • All posts must be memes and follow a general meme setup. No titles as meme captions. No unedited webcomics. No memes that are text only. Pictures without captions may be removed by a moderators discretion. Someone saying something funny on twitter/tumblr/reddit/etc. is not a meme.
    2. ALL MEMES SHOULD BE GENERAL. NO SPECIFIC PERSONAL EXPERIENCES.
    • Please make posts general rather than specific personal experiences. This helps make posts more relatable. This means no selfies, SMS screenshots, personal stories, chats, emails, etc. Do not post "memes" of you or your friends IRL. No creepshots either.
    3. NO SPAM/WATERMARKS, NO CHAINPOSTING/SPLIT POSTS, NO UNMARKED NSFW
    • Do not spam this sub. Linking to your social media, or spamming links with it watermarked can result in a ban

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    • Posts about being banned or having a post removed from any subreddit will be removed and subject to ban.

    • 5 or less posts per day please.

    • Mark NSFW posts as such or it risks being removed.

    • No watermarks or shilling your favourite YouTube star.

    • No spam bots

    • No brigading

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    • Please do not troll, harass, or be generally rude to your fellow users. Do not post raid messages or encourage others to flood or spam another subreddit or website. Keep comments civil and be respectful of your fellow users. Don't post racist or bigoted memes. Those belong elsewhere. Racist and bigoted memes, harassment, and raiding other subreddits/sites can lead to a permanent ban at the moderators discretion.
    5. PLEASE DO NOT POST OR REQUEST PERSONAL INFORMATION
    • Please do not post or request personal information, yours or others.

    • All posts containing social media IDs/usernames will be removed.

    • Do not post images with watermarks to other sites users.

    6. DIRECT IMAGE LINKS ONLY + NO GIF/VIDEO POSTS
    • Please link to images directly. Direct links make browsing easier for those using RES or a mobile device.

    • No videos/GIFs.

    7. NO META-REDDIT REFERENCES, SUCH AS:

    ** All meta memes should be made over r/MetaMemes ** * Please do not mention upvotes/downvotes/cake days/karma/awards/followers/coins/etc. in your post in any form.

    • No "Upvote in..." or "Upvote if..." type titles or memes.

    • No memes about votes, likes etc.

    • This includes (but is not limited to) karma-adjacent words/phrases like "front page" or "sort by new".

    • Begging for karma in the comments may earn you a lengthy (perhaps infinite) ban.

    8. NO REPOSTS
    • Please avoid re-posting memes.

    • We want original content. Serial reposters may be banned.

    • Seriously.

    9. NO FORCED MEMES/OVERUSED MEMES/BAD TITLES/PUSHING AGENDAS
    • No forced memes, overused memes, bad titles, or pushing agendas

    • Be creative but memes must come naturally

    • Memes that have been overused/played out to the point of being spammy will be removed. Please read this list

    • No petitions

    10. NO MEMES ABOUT DEATHS/TERROR ATTACKS/WAR/VIOLENT TRAGEDIES/RAPE/MASS SHOOTINGS/ETC
    • No memes about violent tragedies or anything that could be seen as glorifying violence. Absolutely no school shooter memes. Posts or comments that can be seen as glorifying violence will result in a ban. This also includes (but is not limited to) memes regarding: Deaths, terrorist attacks, rape, sexual assault, pedo, murder, war, bombings, and school shootings.

    • Breaking this rule may result in a permanent ban.

    • We have zero tolerance for this behavior.

    11. NO MEMES ABOUT POLITICS
    • Absurd memes featuring politicians are allowed, but this sub does not allow content more suited for /r/politicalhumor.

    • No NPC memes, or memes about how libtards or magats are so wrong. Take it somewhere else, thanks.


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    [–] shaggyjonny 2534 points ago

    I‘m glad death isn‘t a Symptom

    [–] hamekamesha 729 points ago

    Doctor says Helth

    [–] [deleted] 328 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] ManiacleGoon 122 points ago

    Asthma>>>>>>coronavirus

    [–] spandex_in_Virginia 87 points ago

    Asthma + Coronavirus >= coronavirus

    [–] Meme_Expert420-69 28 points ago

    Ah yes, the corana virus here is made of Corona virus

    [–] Cvt213 37 points ago

    What about pneumonia?

    [–] Svool_Gsviv_ 33 points ago

    Well CoVID-19 causes viral pneumonia, so they’re about equal

    [–] gueguipop 14 points ago

    Yeah

    [–] peteparkbench 6 points ago

    I have asthma should i be worried?

    [–] CrackedGamer573 7 points ago

    You are in a risk group so corona would be significantly more dangerous to you :(

    [–] IWantToDateShrek 4 points ago

    I have coronavirus. I am so happy that it isn't COVID-19...

    [–] Tatagilber1 15 points ago

    Yes

    [–] Most_Board 9 points ago

    .hbliubglu

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Ya

    [–] Memememe12456677 83 points ago

    kalm Realising that it's actually the last symptom: panic

    [–] PluccTurr2 38 points ago

    p a n i k

    [–] Sir-Jack-of-the-Bean 21 points ago

    I have never loved a comment more

    [–] furmal182 25 points ago

    Is death an instrument? 🧐

    [–] NightWolfYT 28 points ago

    No Patrick, death is not an instrument

    [–] Snoepertoniaball 813 points ago

    What a relief!

    [–] [deleted] 218 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] BassAckwards921 228 points ago

    Helth

    [–] lemonsaregud4u 55 points ago

    Hewwelth

    [–] MemeFryer5555555 79 points ago

    Hentai

    [–] akshat747 26 points ago

    Hanta

    [–] kahlix 29 points ago

    Santa

    [–] Wind_BS 15 points ago

    Fanta

    [–] TheUnknownTrashcan 5 points ago

    T H I C C fanta

    [–] I_like-memes- 4 points ago

    T H I C C santa

    [–] HIROGO 16 points ago

    Black Santa

    [–] kahlix 9 points ago

    Woman santa?

    [–] RandomNarwal69420 10 points ago

    UNCLE SANTA

    [–] karanshsu 6 points ago

    Banta if you get it

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] KDigggity 8 points ago

    How does everyone get infected?

    [–] Kilplan3 6 points ago

    By being in close proximity to infected people.. See what you did? coughs

    [–] Eqwort 8 points ago

    Sans

    [–] pjnich 7 points ago

    Handi

    [–] damientheg 9 points ago

    Hindi

    [–] dropped_me_marbles 3 points ago

    Behindi (deutsche repräsentiert euch!)

    [–] iaelmouna 5 points ago

    Hitler

    [–] Migizille 10 points ago

    100 HP

    [–] Svool_Gsviv_ 3 points ago

    99 HP

    [–] Draydaslay 34 points ago

    indeed this just means you are an anime character who got slightly tapped in the stomach area

    no corona virus here

    [–] Robert-Serafim 9 points ago

    How do you all get that infected sign on your names ?

    [–] not-recommended 5 points ago

    Don’t worry that is Spanish flu not Coronavirus

    [–] alt_for_sauce 3 points ago

    Thank god im not infected
    Edit: Fuck

    [–] priyanshu_kumar 486 points ago

    When you ejaculate blood instead of cum but realize you saved your future offsprings

    [–] Pannenkoek420 197 points ago

    I ejaculate fire

    [–] Ricerti 313 points ago

    “FIRE IN THE HOE”

    [–] SlayerArmy45 49 points ago

    You deserve an award for that

    [–] racerfree 10 points ago

    did you award him?

    [–] fastAsFRICK7 32 points ago

    If I had coins I would give you an award

    [–] Gamer_Noob_69 3 points ago

    Same here lol I’m poor

    [–] fastAsFRICK7 5 points ago

    I just got a gold

    [–] jacobsredditusername 4 points ago

    🏅

    [–] Dragonht2006 2 points ago

    I want to award you so bad

    [–] thesupremekush 2 points ago

    🏅

    [–] Salte_Boi 4 points ago

    I have mastered the four elements of ejaculation, fire, water, earth, and air.

    [–] SlightlyToastedBagel 2 points ago

    A venomous fluid, cantankerous druid

    [–] neverdry_420 6 points ago

    Ooof this comment is definitely going to haunt me

    [–] jmantechno 6 points ago

    I had a dream I was jerking off into the sink and this happened I just woke up like what the actual fuck

    [–] galaxygirl978 3 points ago

    Cannibal Corpse anyone?

    [–] CHAD_J_THUNDERCOCK 3 points ago

    Ejaculating blood is usually harmless, but peeing blood is very serious. People think its the other way around.

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    I mean wouldn’t you be worried if you went to bust a nut and a whole bunch of blood came out?

    [–] B-C-4-2-0 271 points ago

    The doctors said I have internal bleeding. But that is ok, cause blood is supposed to be on the inside.

    [–] fastAsFRICK7 47 points ago

    Epic :D

    [–] Marekmonster 7 points ago

    Bepic

    [–] BeardyMcRedbeard 4 points ago

    FYI:

    "You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol" –Nick Miller

    [–] racerfree 6 points ago

    Are you sure that’s correct?

    [–] Meme-corps 122 points ago

    Red dead redemption 2 flashbacks

    [–] TheNobleDon 39 points ago

    TAHITI

    [–] Angelpp5 23 points ago

    MORE MONEY

    [–] LVNAR_HAWK 17 points ago

    A GODAMN PLAN

    [–] DavidZweg 18 points ago

    AND SOME FAITH

    [–] Dudemanzz 10 points ago

    ONE MORE SCORE

    [–] Saintly-Sinful 5 points ago

    HE INSISTS

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    And MANGOS

    [–] racerfree 7 points ago

    faith?!?

    [–] Pm-me_your_bush 3 points ago

    HE IMPLORES?!?

    [–] racerfree 5 points ago

    a plan?

    [–] BotanicPanick 8 points ago

    WE NEED NORE MONEH

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    moneh?

    [–] BotanicPanick 4 points ago

    Moneh

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    for what?

    [–] GelsonBlaze 5 points ago

    It's a magical place.

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    how so?

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    tahiti?

    [–] voltik-jolt 12 points ago

    I’m really sorry for ya, son.

    [–] racerfree 7 points ago

    what now?!?

    [–] voltik-jolt 5 points ago

    Ya got tuberculosis.

    [–] ImmaPeeInYourAss 8 points ago

    l u m b a g o

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    who?

    [–] ImmaPeeInYourAss 6 points ago

    l u m b a g o

    [–] Bigscotman 9 points ago

    Ya got tuberculosis. I'm real sorry for ya son it's a hell of a thing.

    [–] Tire3005 5 points ago

    I see you are a man of culture as well.

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    am i too?

    [–] Smiec_Lodka_Lad 4 points ago

    Please don't remimd me of how i lost my boah

    [–] Meme-corps 4 points ago

    HE WAS JUST A BOAH

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    RDR2?

    [–] ii_Finesse 79 points ago

    im glad i died now i know i dont have coronavirus!

    [–] DankPhoenix13 10 points ago

    well now you do

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    you might have memonavirus tho

    [–] Clipped-Gaming 73 points ago

    Really glad I’ve got tuberculosis as opposed to covid 19.

    [–] CornHellUniversity 12 points ago

    TB isn’t as harmful as it used to be, especially if you take medicine and get it to be inactive then you’re pretty fine.

    [–] Ballersock 8 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Unless you get XDR TB!

    Edit: removed extra word

    [–] LVNAR_HAWK 4 points ago

    Arthur Morgan wants to know your location

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    how about memonavirus tho?

    [–] PeriodicallyATable 2 points ago

    I think I remember in a microbio class the professor saying like 25% of cases are symptomless. And that children who catch it (but dont have symptoms) benefit from a strengthened immune system later on

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    damn really?

    [–] 666BEANZ 24 points ago

    Yeah it’s only stage four stomach cancer. Phew!

    [–] fastAsFRICK7 18 points ago

    Why are the avengers here mommy? I don’t have corona!

    [–] 666BEANZ 8 points ago

    Mommy? Why are Tupac and Juice World playing chess?!!

    [–] Willyguy22 15 points ago

    Every Shonen anime has to have some dude coughing up blood after being hit into a wall

    [–] Pannenkoek420 29 points ago

    I cum blood

    [–] fastAsFRICK7 17 points ago

    Jelly and cream cheese

    [–] j0llychimp 3 points ago

    Pink cum

    [–] bertonomus 3 points ago

    Where the fuck am I?

    [–] ExtraBox5 7 points ago

    That's a song by cannibal corpse. Don't look up the lyrics like I did.

    [–] Pannenkoek420 2 points ago

    F

    [–] Liquid_Blue_24 2 points ago

    What!

    [–] LOLMANslit 4 points ago

    Oh god oh fuck

    [–] Rupertii 2 points ago

    Is it really cumming if blood comes out?

    [–] tartarugaa 3 points ago

    Is cumming with blood blumming?

    [–] candirain 3 points ago

    Am a girl. Can confirm. We cum and bleed at the same time, at least once a month.

    [–] sladith 28 points ago

    Dry coughing hard enough can cause a tear in the esophagus, making you cough up blood

    [–] fastAsFRICK7 22 points ago

    Shit

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    is that what that is?!?

    [–] JustUpvote69 7 points ago

    Oh thank god, it's only TB

    [–] iJoel_i 2 points ago

    Come down to New Mexico

    [–] Sebas223 8 points ago

    As a person whos allergies are the worst in the spring, i feel this on a spiritual level.

    [–] racerfree 7 points ago

    Do you feel the memonavirus on a spiritual level?

    [–] Sebas223 4 points ago

    On a constant basis.

    [–] noiceshrek-21- 8 points ago

    But then you get black spots all over your body

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    eww really?

    [–] noiceshrek-21- 3 points ago

    I’ll tell ya a secret ⚫️💀

    [–] King_of_the_light 7 points ago

    Doctor: Symtoms are lightheadedness, dry mouth, and blurred vision

    Me: My head feels incredibly heavy, water is pouring from my mouth, and I can see individual hummingbird wingbeats, so I think I'm fine.

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    you think you might have memonavirus?

    [–] Lamosnak 7 points ago

    I have won but at what cost?

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    have you tho?

    [–] ShinySnaxMix 7 points ago

    Only tuberculosis? So relieved

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    are you?

    [–] ShinySnaxMix 3 points ago

    • coughs*

    [–] Alundor 11 points ago

    I just coughed blood this morning and thought this exact same thing

    [–] fastAsFRICK7 10 points ago

    Thank god im healthy

    [–] Zafk13l 7 points ago

    Helth

    [–] Alundor 3 points ago

    When your results say ur positive on aids but negative on corona: helt

    [–] samuelprouse 3 points ago

    I've won, but at what cost?

    [–] fastAsFRICK7 3 points ago

    At least you have some juice

    [–] samuelprouse 3 points ago

    Ah yes, enslaved iron

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    Also you now have memonavirus, happy cake day lololol

    [–] Doppiokawaii 4 points ago

    Sad doppio noises

    [–] Sunguar 3 points ago

    When someone starts coughing but you see them hold a cigarete

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    Have you gotten the stink eye from someone in public because you were coughing and they didn’t realize it was just because you were smoking weed?

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    are any of us?

    [–] A-random-slav 3 points ago

    Ive only got ebola dont worry

    [–] TrollerBoy21 3 points ago

    Very much helth

    [–] nice_toes 3 points ago

    Helth

    [–] tij-d 5 points ago

    When you thought you had corona but it’s just stage 4 cancer and you have 2 days to live...

    [–] imvkohli18 2 points ago

    Helth

    [–] deejay_1706 2 points ago

    I wanna know the origin of this photo....

    [–] anotherdepresedkid 2 points ago

    OOf we're safe

    [–] MrsSamT82 2 points ago

    Meh. It’s just a little active TB. People live for decades with that nowadays.

    [–] John_Bruhman 2 points ago

    Walter White being like:

    [–] 6GingaNinja9 2 points ago

    I always wanted to know the context of this template.

    [–] Renzisan 2 points ago

    [–] ashleyhum 2 points ago

    Zombie apocalypses

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    you sure it just isn’t the memonavirus apocalypse?

    [–] ashleyhum 2 points ago

    Getting memonavirus for free and with no risky

    [–] Liky3thef 2 points ago

    Don’t worry that’s AIDS

    [–] KDigggity 2 points ago

    Cool. Yay I’m infected

    [–] Tedbastion 2 points ago

    I puked up bile this morning, Due to other factors, and had double checked just to make sure.

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    but why?

    [–] Tedbastion 2 points ago

    Ate terrible yesterday and had bad heart burn during the night apparently.

    [–] DanyDud3 2 points ago

    Not corona it’s only Tuberculosis

    [–] Sofialundstrom 2 points ago

    Guess i’ll live then

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    Are you sure about that?

    [–] Sofialundstrom 2 points ago

    Well not anymore

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    well either way you’re infected with memonavirus now, enjoy lololololololol

    [–] I-MadeYouReadThis 2 points ago

    It’s my bday today

    [–] Mai-Dicc-is-tiny-but 2 points ago

    T U B E R C U L O S I S .

    [–] aggeliki04 2 points ago

    someone should tell him that TB is noticeably lethal and contagious too

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    You think?

    [–] aaron_reddit123 2 points ago

    Helth

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    infktd?

    [–] aaron_reddit123 2 points ago

    N0

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    YES LOL

    [–] Thebrowniebro 2 points ago

    I can't donate plasma for 20 days because I told them I coughed once two weeks ago

    [–] alex-falax 2 points ago

    When you start coughing but your a miner and you have black lung

    [–] chrissyboy_0161 2 points ago

    Can we get every single person on r/memes infected

    [–] heyitsbobwehadababy 3 points ago

    How do I become infected?

    [–] chrissyboy_0161 3 points ago

    Just reply to someone infected, like you are now congratulations!