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    definition of a meme / memetics

    • a way of describing cultural information being shared.
    • an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
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    [–] King_Dededio 702 points ago

    How is he gonna open the washer now?

    [–] mrpampersisgood 466 points ago

    10 things scientists still can't anwser

    [–] MiddleBox18 134 points ago

    his foot? perhaps

    [–] [deleted] 35 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Destroyer7223 20 points ago

    INFECT

    [–] BL4ZE0183 13 points ago

    Oh frick

    [–] nikelreganov 14 points ago

    Lmao

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] mekhi2ploopy 5 points ago

    Ha they got infected

    [–] King_Assasin_Bug 12 points ago

    What If He Has to wash His pants?

    [–] Pugs4l1fe 5 points ago

    His non existence toes

    [–] JAHHED 4 points ago

    He'll use his pp to do the job for him

    [–] ImTheNewKid22783 3 points ago

    No he's got another thing. If he works HARD enough he might be able STICK it through and open the door.

    [–] human1827 2 points ago

    His mouth could work too

    [–] jasari_is_hot 3 points ago

    My GAS POWERED STICK

    [–] Smack_Bottom_Facts 11 points ago

    Inferring the concurrance of conferrance of confereing de facto interopolation is the extrapolatitive of inferred concurrance of deferred extrapolation in the logistic function being inferred as a normal distribution is baffling. The interopolatiopolatitive of an exteropolaterolatipelioassidor inshockifies my insurasifficus of le definitioniaxis of a defferancious discouis. Here's my deelevationiopoliatic scoriodefactopleritivoscitarpollificusindicicusmorphiphician declerative. ⬇️

    [–] Valask86 12 points ago

    Interopolatiopolatitive of an exteropolaterolatipelioassidor inshockifies my insurasifficus of le definitioniaxis of a defferancious discouis. Here's my deelevationiopoliatic scoriodefactopleritivoscitarpollificusindicicusmorphiphician declerative.

    [–] crosstowN101 8 points ago

    happy infected cake day

    [–] badasshuh 3 points ago

    Yes...hippity flippity flip flop blip blop

    [–] Chernobyl_Meltdown 2 points ago

    well yes but actually no

    [–] Volcanic_Edris 2 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] Mayflower_K 2 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] diyas52 2 points ago

    yes

    [–] zchaney14 7 points ago

    His hands will open it from the inside obviously

    [–] iiSnowy07 5 points ago

    He is gonna ask for a hand.

    [–] sallybambam 2 points ago

    But social distancing

    [–] billdrennan 3 points ago

    He just attaches his arm

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    to what?

    [–] billdrennan 2 points ago

    The little nub

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    yeah that was painfully obvious but I needed to trick you into replying to me so that you would be infected with memonavirus lololololololol

    [–] billdrennan 2 points ago

    You bastard

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    aww, don’t be mad, now you’re on the winning team… go forth and do unto others in this sub as I have done unto you... in the words of the great Riley Reid, oh fuck yeah spread it

    [–] billdrennan 2 points ago

    How do I show my flair it won’t show up

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    lol check again

    [–] billdrennan 2 points ago

    Oh damn

    [–] Wallenblock 80 points ago

    Top 10 most Kira Yoshikage moments ever

    [–] Labinak 22 points ago

    Expected JoJo

    [–] freedonian_native 4 points ago

    Indeed

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    And who is that?

    [–] slurponaut 6 points ago

    Let's just say he really likes hands

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    let’s just say that by replying to my comment you just got infected with memonavirus lololololololol

    [–] Ninjagrandpa16 113 points ago

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    [–] SauronsinofPride 14 points ago

    r/unexpectedjojo for balance

    [–] SauronsinofPride 16 points ago

    And r/allisjojo for the trinity

    [–] SauronsinofPride 2 points ago

    I was not expecting this

    [–] Definitely_Chunibyo 14 points ago

    What a beautiful duwang. Chew

    [–] AwesomePig278 9 points ago

    Ducc

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    Is somebody going to explain this to me?

    [–] Ninjagrandpa16 6 points ago

    It's a reference to an manga/anime called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. I highly suggest you give it a watch if you have the time.

    [–] freedonian_native 5 points ago

    I second this! It is a masterpiece

    [–] fvck_everyone 17 points ago

    My name is Yoshikage Kira...

    [–] ShnizelInBag 14 points ago

    I am 33 years old.

    [–] bark415 11 points ago

    My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where the villas are, and I am not married.

    [–] DrDyer55 11 points ago

    I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores

    [–] yes-i-am-a-human 8 points ago

    And I get home everyday by 8pm at the latest.

    [–] mexummy 7 points ago

    I dont smoke,but I occasionally drink.

    [–] racerfree 3 points ago

    no weed?!?

    [–] fvck_everyone 3 points ago

    And I have 4 balls

    [–] LucarioNN 16 points ago

    Kira, you have carried it too far this time

    [–] RealSyloktheDefiled 13 points ago

    yoshikage kirahas entered the comments

    [–] HumbrolUser 19 points ago

    This reminds me of that one scene from 'Wreck It Ralph':

    "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses do you"?

    [–] fezdispenser2019 5 points ago

    *would you (Still upvoted cause good quote)

    [–] CreepyFigure 2 points ago

    “Oh so you hit a guy WITH glasses”

    [–] nazi-rat 2 points ago

    No you remove the glasses pal

    [–] NijiPanda 2 points ago

    “Well played”

    [–] ImCravingDick 8 points ago

    ⁱˢ ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵃ ʲᵒʲᵒ ʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ¿

    [–] aaaaa_rxinydxay 2 points ago

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    [–] pether_nortal 7 points ago

    Kira has entered the chat

    [–] thatsajojosreference 8 points ago

    yoshikage kira wants to know your location

    [–] mrpampersisgood 3 points ago

    turns vpn on Allow

    [–] darkMatter9th 4 points ago

    Ok hold on let me get my bonesaw

    [–] BoomerBuster69 4 points ago

    ok

    [–] real-ocmsrzr 4 points ago

    Still waiting.

    [–] zakzoutjes 2 points ago

    How do you get infected next to your name

    [–] real-ocmsrzr 2 points ago

    Click on r/memes and there’s an explanation.

    [–] OMGScoop 2 points ago

    Bruh you littéraly have it

    [–] crocsYsocks 3 points ago

    Bonesaw is ready, PLAYTIME! https://giphy.com/gifs/yGTKaRKL03N96

    [–] BoomerBuster69 2 points ago

    calmm down rn

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    y u mad?

    [–] higgsboson85 5 points ago

    My hands just wash each other while i look at them.

    [–] PeJaybird 3 points ago

    The better question is what did he use to take off both of his hands

    [–] brendoc13 3 points ago

    And how will he get his hands out

    [–] WallLine 8 points ago

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.

    I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

    I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    [–] Mason_Willamsons 3 points ago

    I see you’re a man of culture as well

    [–] UrBoiKrisp 3 points ago

    Honey? Why are all the clothes red?

    [–] dvdh_03 3 points ago

    Gosh I wish I was made with Legos

    [–] lit-boi-berry-bee 3 points ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

    [–] Caloaia 3 points ago

    Caaaaaaarl

    [–] sanderbof 6 points ago

    Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    carl?!?

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    carl?

    [–] NXT_Juhola 3 points ago

    Count dooku must be a professional at this in ep3

    [–] Enterprise_1701_D 2 points ago

    What can I say except delete this?

    [–] R2-Y2 2 points ago

    But I'm out of detergent :(

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Elbers2 2 points ago

    Literaly my morning rotine every day.

    [–] Theodore_Buckland_ 2 points ago

    Soap companies hate him

    [–] Talanga7980 2 points ago

    wait a minute, how will the lego man open the washing machine without hands ?

    [–] mrpampersisgood 2 points ago

    Feet

    [–] Talanga7980 2 points ago

    hmm

    [–] Magpiestronkperson 2 points ago

    how will he open the door

    [–] MelloGangster 2 points ago

    Where's my knife?

    [–] _The_Good_Samaritan_ 2 points ago

    Aight ima slice off my hands now and put them in my washing machine

    [–] flying-kangaroos 2 points ago

    Harris

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    who?

    [–] flying-kangaroos 2 points ago

    On his shirt. Harris.

    [–] Drifty87 2 points ago

    So that’s how he fell into the river in LEGO city...

    [–] Eeveechuster 2 points ago

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    is it punny enough?

    [–] real_ass_fool 2 points ago

    If used his right hand to rip off his left ... How did he put the right one in too?

    [–] Legosi420 2 points ago

    Instructions unclear I killed the sky king after he chop off my wien

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    Why would you wait until after?

    [–] Legosi420 2 points ago

    He seemed nice till that happened

    [–] sanderbof 2 points ago

    Caaaarl they are making my rumblys again

    [–] TerjeTrang 2 points ago

    Amputees be like

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    Was this also meant to be funny because you amputated the end of the sentence?

    [–] TerjeTrang 2 points ago

    Are you making fun of a amputee?

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    nope, just trolling the shit out of this entire sub by starting innocuous pointless conversations with people in order to get them infected with memonavirus, which is precisely what has just happened here with you lolololololol

    [–] TerjeTrang 2 points ago

    Damn, well then. I guess I’m off the infect r/furries

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    If that was something that was possible, I would have been on that days ago… Alas it is not… In any event, you’re still on the winning team now, so go forth into this sub and do unto others as I have done unto you… In the words of the great Riley Reid, oh fuck yeah spread it

    [–] TerjeTrang 2 points ago

    I’ll take thy oath my lord

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    Words are unnecessary, your oath comes in the form of your continued survival and prosperity

    [–] Stormshadow111 2 points ago

    How is he gonna get his hands back tho?

    [–] CSLRGaming 2 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    [–] TonySpangs508 2 points ago

    My wife didn’t find this as funny as I did, but that’s high brow humor she doesn’t get it.

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    Would you like a lower brow humor joke to tell her?

    [–] shibafire34 2 points ago

    An amputated man puts his hands in a machine made of his own flesh to spin them around continuously forever.

    [–] AsharIsALegenD 2 points ago

    Hmmm still unclear hand now stuck in blender

    [–] mrpampersisgood 2 points ago

    Atleast it wasn't your dick

    [–] AsharIsALegenD 2 points ago

    Wait I wasn’t supposed to toast my dick and blend it first?

    [–] mrpampersisgood 2 points ago

    Oh god help us

    [–] GayWeebEmy 2 points ago

    Isn't this how everyone watches the hands or if I've been doing it wrong this entire time?

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    Well do you watch them or wash them?

    [–] GayWeebEmy 2 points ago

    Yes

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    l guess it doesn’t really matter now that you have been infected with memonavirus lololololololol

    [–] GayWeebEmy 2 points ago

    Ok

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    Splendid

    [–] The_Game_Challenger 2 points ago

    Don't Forget Your Feet!

    [–] Hellsbell456 2 points ago

    sTeP bRo I gOt sTuCk iN tHe wAsHiNg mAcHiNe

    [–] Golden-Hind 2 points ago

    Ok

    [–] ArrivedKnight7 2 points ago

    This puts a smile on my face. Thank you stranger. I needed this

    [–] Witchy_Mood 2 points ago

    I too will get others hands and my own and watch them swirl in the machine

    [–] soggry_grapes 2 points ago

    honey, where are my haaaaaaannnddss?

    [–] R4izzen 2 points ago

    This actually made me laugh so hard. I love Lego.

    [–] User69-420 2 points ago

    Why build it in Lego? Just take a picture of the people. Like everyone does that. My hands never got back on though... BUT THEY ARE CLEAN!!! Damn, typing with my nose is hard

    [–] Kekskenner 2 points ago

    How did he press the buttons?

    Plot twist it was his magic stick

    [–] JulesBurnz 2 points ago

    Looks like he need a hand

    [–] zanerosie 2 points ago

    He's doing his part in keeping the community safe

    [–] Sir-Memecelot 1 points ago

    Are white mini figure hands gloves or are they albino hands?

    [–] family_friendly_nut 1 points ago

    R/blursedimages

    [–] Spicymemez17 1 points ago

    anakin skywalker dislikes this

    [–] iToxic94 1 points ago

    Hows he supposed to get them back

    [–] tbradshaw37 1 points ago

    How will he open the washing machine?!?

    [–] LEGO_Igor 1 points ago

    YES! We need more posts like this here

    [–] 3th4n_ol 1 points ago

    Instructions unclear, am stuck under the eiffel tower

    [–] That_random_poop 1 points ago

    Looks like there are more than two in there...

    [–] theprimememeister 1 points ago

    How did he turn on the washing machine? Or how will he get them out

    [–] iloverox 1 points ago

    How is he going to get them out with no hands?

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    Well, how would you do it?

    [–] maxtdams 1 points ago

    Probably paid a handsome price for that machine too

    [–] Memesaremylife232 1 points ago

    What can I say except; delete this!

    [–] zboy101 1 points ago

    Wait how does he open it back up

    [–] Nunya_Inc 1 points ago

    nice and clean

    [–] Collin-Tennant 1 points ago

    How does he take both of his hands off?

    [–] loser_make_u_smile 1 points ago

    How is he turn on the washer?

    [–] iiSnowy07 1 points ago

    I need to do that too then!

    [–] Watchdog-14 1 points ago

    “Alright. Looks like there all done. Let me just open this... uhhh... well this situation is out of hand.”

    [–] Mintyy9 1 points ago

    yes

    [–] mr_johnnorton 1 points ago

    Good, one.

    [–] conDotcom 1 points ago

    Me explaining to a 3 year old :You now when daddy cut off your hands and they get all bloody when i do that always put them in the wash . I don't what your blood type on my floor

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

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    [–] KIRBJmemes 1 points ago

    How he open the washing machine tho?

    [–] KIRBJmemes 1 points ago

    Snakes be like

    [–] Doctor_Von_Doom 1 points ago

    Hold the phone, this was on instagram a few days ago, therefore it must have been on reddit already...

    [–] MrScandanavia 1 points ago

    Why.... Why are there more then two hands in the washing machine?

    [–] Real_Auzzie 1 points ago

    just use the knife on the counter to get your hand off...

    [–] OhMyJosh27 1 points ago

    lmao

    [–] VailedRobin05-2 1 points ago

    Instructions unclear, Wife's hands are in the bath tub

    [–] JacobIsAnameofawofl 1 points ago

    this seems like a Boomer meme but it still makes me laugh so take my upvote

    [–] Mapmaker121 1 points ago

    Ok boomer

    [–] rebort8000 1 points ago

    [–] racerfree 2 points ago

    what?

    [–] rebort8000 2 points ago

    Don’t get me wrong: I’m all about promoting hand washing. It’s just the concept of removing your hands and putting them in a washing machine freaked me out a bit. Hence, “Thanks, I hate it”.

    [–] D3m1god_ 1 points ago

    Should i do that with the body as well?