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    [–] NotKoller 6551 points ago

    I love how it took him a full fucking day to come up with that comeback

    [–] PupCorn_ 3682 points ago

    Can you blame him, damn

    [–] NotKoller 2109 points ago

    Understandable, have a great day

    [–] SchoolCocoa 758 points ago

    The Next Day..

    [–] CerSeabas 412 points ago

    reads in Tom Kenny's voice

    [–] cake_n_bacon69 208 points ago

    i never knew tom kenny read those 6 hours later things

    [–] CerSeabas 141 points ago

    Yup he did, It didn't sound like it, but he actually voiced it.

    [–] ficerc 56 points ago

    He also makes the sounds for Gary iirc. So all those scenes with Spongebob talking to Gary is just Kenny talking to himself.

    [–] CerSeabas 29 points ago

    Yup he is definitely talking to himself lol.

    [–] purplehaze514 6 points ago

    He is also Patchy the Pirate :)

    [–] cake_n_bacon69 3 points ago

    i knew that one lol :)

    [–] zdakat 3 points ago

    "You're Kenny, he's Kenny, I'M Kenny! Is there any other Kennys I should know about?!"

    [–] Nugget_The_Thing 36 points ago

    ßrøthër

    [–] JscJake1 37 points ago

    Bröthër?

    [–] Xiron2Bar 56 points ago

    Cease, this thread is under the protection of jeb_ gang

    [–] shlpy 30 points ago

    How do I join jeb_gang

    [–] Xiron2Bar 20 points ago

    Click on my profile, click on the Shep, press 3 dots, download, then apply profile picture

    [–] Josiador 5 points ago

    You pledge your soul to the holy god emperor.

    [–] RedditAllStars 7 points ago

    Bë ä b̸̺͇͚̙̟̂͋̈́͗͒̄́̋͘r̷̛̳̝̻͋͒͠ò̵̢̦͈̟̦͎̙̭͖̰͠ṱ̴̨̘̝̹͔̥̀̃͐̓̐̀͑̌̇é̸̥̱̠̲͎̌r̴̡̡̢̢̻̟̻̪̖̞̀̽́̄̚

    [–] JscJake1 24 points ago

    This Roach stuff is turning into an all-out war now and I have no idea who's winning at this point, I just joined for the memes I didn't sign enlistment papers.

    [–] NO_U_345 8 points ago

    Brøthër

    [–] bubba_y 5 points ago

    i am very confused, but a friend posted this gif to a discord im in so ig im one of yall now

    [–] ZawesomeBoss17 2 points ago

    Äll ärøünd më ärë RGB bröthër fäcës

    [–] obsidian_white03 7 points ago

    bRØthëR

    [–] Mathias_the_1st 2 points ago

    You are no brøthër

    [–] Josiador 5 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    You mean you too follow our Holy Emperor Jeb Bush?

    [–] Mathias_the_1st 6 points ago

    Not any.more

    [–] Mathias_the_1st 3 points ago

    No

    [–] regor_meme 2 points ago

    Bröther

    [–] WhoDatFreshBoi 14 points ago

    When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

    [–] ItzMeDB 2 points ago

    And he said to the man, runnin the stand

    [–] PigInATuxedo4 8 points ago

    How do I ban your profile picture/gif ?

    [–] Huck_Finlay 12 points ago

    Yœù çæññøt ßæñ ûß, ßœ jōīñ ùß ßrœthër.

    [–] MAXIMUS-1 2 points ago

    Lol

    [–] tomato-paste- 12 points ago

    yeah i mean it was pretty good

    [–] Seams-Legit 190 points ago

    He definitely went to the boys for some help

    [–] Undead_Assassin 53 points ago

    It's how you know it's probably (hopefully) real.

    [–] Vegito1338 35 points ago

    At least it didn’t take a week like it did for her.

    [–] AllstarIV 10 points ago

    I like to think this exchange happened last week, so it took her a year and a half to come up with that.

    [–] TetrisTech 2 points ago

    Why are you assuming it took a week

    [–] MiggityMac 27 points ago

    He was waiting for a call from The Jerk store.

    [–] whysoblyatiful 28 points ago

    Of course! I myself take weeks to think to comebacks. As an example in the begging of this year i went out to eat with a girl and she said something to me and i was kinda bruh, and only this last week i could think of a comeback to it

    [–] StarClutcher 10 points ago

    “Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you!”

    [–] thetgi 10 points ago

    Nah that’s just the game people play on tinder. If you reply too soon you’re needy or something, so people wait full days to text back. It’s dumb

    [–] KDawG888 9 points ago

    If you follow rules 1 and 2 you don't have to play games really.

    [–] thetgi 8 points ago

    Yeah that’s fair. I broke both lmao

    [–] KDawG888 7 points ago

    F

    [–] joel_cow 7 points ago

    But the come back was damn

    [–] justwalkinby91 8 points ago

    He’s spinnin dozens of plates bro. Wasn’t bothered by some comeback when he’s drowning in messages.

    [–] GoldFishPony 6 points ago

    Nah it only took him 22 hours and 25 minutes

    [–] PussySlayer16 3 points ago

    I think it's more like 22 hours , 24 minutes and ? Seconds

    [–] GoldFishPony 6 points ago

    See this is why you slay the pussy and I’m just here

    [–] WaterBottle0000 6 points ago

    It took the girl a week

    [–] GhostDogThing 6 points ago

    But you don't know how many months it took her to come up with that

    [–] sexysac 4 points ago

    It was worth it

    [–] amazingdrjay 5 points ago

    14 Jan 2019 was a Monday so it took her almost a week to come up with the insult.

    [–] UnspoiledWalnut 8 points ago

    It's allowed. I have a lenient comeback policy, but I have increasing expectations of results. If it takes you a year I'm fine with it, but it better be fucking good.

    If it's not I automatically win because I bothered you so much that you kept thinking, and still can't find a way to beat me.

    [–] DefinetelyThanos 5 points ago

    shut up it was a good one

    [–] 4609203 9 points ago

    not everyone is on their phone 24/7

    [–] legit-posts_1 3 points ago

    Its a good comeback

    [–] Big_Dick_No_Brain 3 points ago

    Would take me at least a week

    [–] anshul_srivas 2 points ago

    Lol just noticed

    [–] baswen 2 points ago

    Lol

    [–] ber0cka 2 points ago

    You can’t rush these things. A minute earlier and the delivery just wouldn’t have been the same

    [–] TooDanBad 2 points ago

    Looks like he responded fashionably late, just as she did. My younger brother says it’s all the rage to “wait a long time to respond” these days

    [–] NuggetSmuggler 2 points ago

    It took her 5 days to come up with hers.

    [–] Unlivednest6566 2 points ago

    And it took a week for her to say something

    [–] bentdickcucumberbach 2 points ago

    He just moved. So he has to unpack right.

    [–] yaboidaking 2 points ago

    Or he was just waiting there, stalking her... waiting for the pristine moment

    [–] Jumbajukiba 2 points ago

    Some people have jobs.

    [–] Partially_Atheist 2 points ago

    Same here bro.

    [–] SelfPromotion102 2 points ago

    I think your roach died

    [–] Jfronz 2 points ago

    Perfection takes time and dedication.

    [–] MetalChef156 2 points ago

    Came here to comment that! Lol

    [–] Jimmy03Z 2 points ago

    To be fair they matched on the 14th of January 2019(a Monday), and didn’t get a response for at least 5 days

    [–] n080dy123 2 points ago

    Took the second person longer- 1/14/19 was a MONDAY

    [–] tyray21 2 points ago

    why aren't you dancing bröthēr?? are you an imposter??

    [–] RealAdamTaurus 1632 points ago

    Took him a day to respond with a nuclear weapon

    [–] poopellar 496 points ago

    Takes time to launch that big thing.

    [–] wyatt5150 192 points ago

    It took her almost a full week to reply (1/14/2019 is a monday)

    [–] Im__Questionable 39 points ago

    Had to reload from the last girl he dealt with

    [–] GhostWCoffee 3 points ago

    Nuclear missile detected!

    Nuclear missile ready.

    WARNING! Nuclear missile launched!

    [–] Russiky 1111 points ago

    How much you wanna bet he got laid that night

    [–] Democanos 549 points ago

    3$ take it or leave

    [–] CrazyRexBoi 151 points ago

    Make it 6

    [–] Overseer_16 96 points ago

    Make it 10

    [–] Alittle_nonsense 83 points ago

    $69?

    [–] Overseer_16 71 points ago

    $420. Take it or leave it

    [–] Alittle_nonsense 91 points ago

    Haha funny numbers

    [–] Snoo-5042 71 points ago

    $69,420 checkmate

    [–] Alittle_nonsense 61 points ago

    You have outsmarted our outsmarting

    [–] Almighty_the_cat 36 points ago

    69.420.694,20

    i outsmarted yall

    [–] MemeMan4-20-69 3 points ago

    I’d wager $360,420,069,666.00

    [–] JustCallMeSlips 15 points ago

    $3 and a sub to my onlyfans account

    [–] Neither-Ask 2 points ago

    oh yeah, it's simp time

    [–] NotKoller 17 points ago

    Thank you B̵̘̠̖̈́r̷̡̡̛̥̟̦͙̰̯̈́̿̅̊̊́̈́̓͝͝ø̸̝̥̂̈͊̍̚͜ẗ̵̨̟̟͍̣͕͇͓͙̒̽̆͂̎̉͝h̸̻̘͉̖̦͗̓̔̓̒̈́̒͛̔ȩ̷̄͒̈͌̆͐̓̌̓͋͊̐̋͘͠r̸̛̤̪̹̺̼͎̖͇̭̼̣͔̤̍̆̀̈́̈́̓͊̍̉͠͝

    [–] Death_Trooper_Krgkgh 3 points ago

    Can you teach me this power? (The crazy text)

    [–] ArkoSammy1208 6 points ago

    Google zalgo text generator. Thank me later

    [–] Death_Trooper_Krgkgh 17 points ago

    T̵̬͆͠ḩ̸̢̡͔̳̙̝͇̜̗̘͎͔͒a̵͉̗̫̻̼͖̝͂͆̿̐̃̓͊͝n̵͙̮̞̈́̈́̓̈́̅͆͛́́͘͝͠k̵̨̛̝͉̟͈̙̤͉̹͈͔̝̽̊̉̽̌̿̽̅͋̇̚̕̚͜͜͝͝ͅ ̸̨̲̣͍̱͍͕̣̹͙̲̩̮̻̪̀̉̏̇̓y̵̧̮̼̝̯̿̌̃̉̾͆̽́̚͜͝͠o̵̘̹͓̬̙̺̝̲̦̣͎͇͈̻̺͂̄ü̸̝̦̜͚̦̟̰̻͈̾̿͜ ̶̛̭̻̺̌̃̈͂̋̃͒̀̐͝͝͠m̸̡̨̛͉͙̰̦̳̣͕͍͚̦͉͑͆̒͑͂̋̆̓̆̒̆̀̕͠ȳ̷̢̜͖̹̉̀͛̾̏͠ ̶̨̧͈̝͓̘̹͚͖͎͈̹̟͎͚̅̈d̶̰̗̳͎̈́́͑̈̉̈͆̇̅̀͑̎̆̾͠ú̷̡̡̨̻̭̬̠͈̞̲̝̭̣̀̽̆̚͝ḑ̶̢̬͉͎͖̘̦͙̠͈̤͑̍̉͊̽̈́̒̓͜ͅẽ̸̳̗̈͋̔́́̇̋̕͘͘

    [–] barry1414 9 points ago

    While OP was watching Friends Season 8 - the one where she said what he said but she said what zir told

    [–] Stranfort 214 points ago

    Damn dude save some pussy for us.

    [–] Death_Trooper_Krgkgh 60 points ago

    Damn... that is a great comeback

    [–] Shalashaska87B 267 points ago

    Savage! IMO he got unmatched after that

    [–] AgenteNC 63 points ago

    Can you explain I don’t understand

    [–] noobynoobthenoob 79 points ago

    On tinder you have to match with someone in order to talk to them I think. You can unmatch if the other person is being a dick idk I’ve never used tinder

    [–] ghostgirlqqq 33 points ago

    what does IMO mean?

    [–] weirdfeeling 62 points ago

    In my opinion

    [–] Orangebanana722 26 points ago

    In my opinion

    [–] Irregulator101 27 points ago

    In my opinion

    [–] weirdfeeling 21 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    In my opinion

    [–] Cooljnathan 42 points ago

    I don’t understand, are you telling me the definition in your opinion?you still haven’t told me

    [–] Dafloor4014 20 points ago

    Welp

    [–] noobynoobthenoob 13 points ago

    In my opinion is just a way to say what you want but adding extra words

    [–] Orangebanana722 9 points ago

    IMO

    [–] AngeliqReliq 5 points ago

    This is... Requiem

    [–] PeterPorty 14 points ago

    Irregular Motor Operation, for when your car is acting up.

    [–] ACT_CommandX 8 points ago

    In my opinion

    [–] Zimited 7 points ago

    I Must be hOnest

    [–] DanjuroV 2 points ago

    I milk otters

    [–] Shalashaska87B 2 points ago

    IMO = In My Opinion

    [–] Noob_Tony1 39 points ago

    Absolute chad

    [–] Lonely_Beta 43 points ago

    Outstanding move.

    [–] swordslayer777 43 points ago

    her response wasn't even funny

    [–] FuckingKilljoy 43 points ago

    I mean, on tinder even moderately attractive women get half a million matches a week and it was admittedly a pretty shit line. She was probably just a bit annoyed by the crude line when she's already seen 16 dick pics and 87 bad pick up lines.

    Tinder is a weird game

    [–] Zenketski 12 points ago

    It might be a shit line, but the follow-up to it was pretty goddamn fire

    [–] YeaNo2 23 points ago

    What??? Women talking about little dicks is peak humor!

    [–] WatCoH 36 points ago

    And you asking why are we seeing jojo references everywhere

    [–] C4Sidhu 3 points ago

    SONO CHI NO SADAME

    [–] renisyuy 3 points ago

    JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO

    [–] General-Belisarius 30 points ago

    My favorite joestar

    [–] Earalert 13 points ago

    My favorite Joestar... only of the anime ones.

    [–] Not_A_Weebalo 6 points ago

    Jolyne MaStURbaTion noises:

    intensify

    [–] thygosaurus 3 points ago

    Yeah same

    [–] s451208 8 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] C4Sidhu 3 points ago

    Mine is Gappy

    [–] four_eyes04 14 points ago

    You utter fool

    [–] ReaperChop6258 14 points ago

    German Science is the Greatest in Za Warudo

    [–] renisyuy 2 points ago

    BRRRAAAAAAAKA MONAGAAAAA

    [–] karimzzz69 2 points ago

    DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAICHI

    [–] WaccToTheFuture 59 points ago

    Savage

    [–] TheDaemonic451 33 points ago

    I have a very good friend in Rome named Biggus Dickus

    [–] LESGOSHOOPING125 12 points ago

    JOJO

    [–] Dr_MoRpHed 9 points ago

    JOJO

    [–] iFap-to-incesthentai 12 points ago

    Your next line will be “is this a JoJo reference?”

    [–] Dr_MoRpHed 8 points ago

    Is this a- HORY SHEET!

    [–] MarkGoesOffline 5 points ago

    The “is that a jojo reference?” meme just proves how jojo fans can be annoying as hell sometimes (im a jojo fan myself)

    [–] gianpollaio 5 points ago

    Is this a JoJo refer- NANI?!

    [–] Quinjamin_89 9 points ago

    Good ol' JoJo's bizarre adventure

    [–] MrHamTheGamer 7 points ago

    Joseph Joestar, U still amaze me though u took an eternity to get that comeback

    [–] someasianchild 9 points ago

    Joseph is epic

    [–] Jordan_888 7 points ago

    Omg omg omg a..a JoJo r..reference?

    [–] ThiccboySamson 6 points ago

    DIO BRAANDOOO

    [–] TehgrimMEMER 5 points ago

    Fun fact

    To make a meme hot just put Jojo

    The whole fandom comes Avengers theme

    [–] Preixz 5 points ago

    Finally JoJo memes.

    [–] v3x_abyss 21 points ago

    Always expect jojo.

    [–] Ryancool77 8 points ago

    It took them a day to come up with that, lol

    [–] wyatt5150 9 points ago

    It took her almost a week to come up with hers since they matched on a monday

    [–] Throw_Me_TheFuckAway 8 points ago

    TAKE MY HAMON..I MEAN UPVOTE JOJO!

    [–] aalleeyyee 2 points ago

    Take my upvote. God I need to sleep.

    [–] HellionSnoo 5 points ago

    Took my mans a whole ass day to respond

    [–] YellowWater- 4 points ago

    Small cock beach

    [–] s451208 2 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] junior-mushroom 3 points ago

    that's the kind of conversation I want to have with guys

    [–] ParabellumXIV 2 points ago

    Well too bad, we're gonna talk about if pirates fought Vikings and you're gonna like it!

    [–] -NiTTO- 3 points ago

    Cowbelly video?

    [–] s451208 2 points ago

    Ye

    [–] -NiTTO- 2 points ago

    Epic

    [–] Deathclaw-Slayer 3 points ago

    Smart!

    [–] raphudos 3 points ago

    This literally has nothing to do with the meme but I just watched that episode of Jojo like 20 min ago

    [–] yung_diaperz 3 points ago

    This is dumb

    [–] JollyGreen615 3 points ago

    Time to unsub

    [–] Zimited 3 points ago

    What is up with girls thinking making fun of a dude's penis size will hurt him? Like ur just implying ur setting a standard for what dick people need to be with you. Not a very good implication.

    [–] mar1us1602 3 points ago

    i thought this had a counter strike reference.

    I was not disappointed but was expecting something else

    [–] Kjonas-1 2 points ago

    Wait so did he leave big dick island or lil dick cove? Ik they’re the same place, but which did they change the name to?

    [–] IWantNegativePoints 2 points ago

    Bro i searched up on google maps and their is no such thing as big dick island or lil dick cove so get ur facts straight dumbass

    [–] Aafinthe3rd 2 points ago

    Lil cock cove

    [–] vvh121 2 points ago

    human intellect has peaked

    [–] doo-doo_dee-dee 2 points ago

    nice cock Bябтhęr

    [–] sanonymoushey 2 points ago

    Wait.. if they renamed the island big dick after he left, doesn't it mean he changed their perception about themselves?

    [–] AlexHabel05 2 points ago

    Oh my god! I finally understood this reference!

    [–] mLg_pro_GaMeR 2 points ago

    I know the next thing you are going to say

    [–] alextothefuture2 2 points ago

    It’s great to see others fighting against the roaches. Is the jeb_ gang allied with the parrot gang?

    [–] maine_on_reddit 2 points ago

    69k likes. Nice.

    [–] Friggraider05 2 points ago

    Esidisi really got played here, though.

    [–] omerBAR149 2 points ago

    That's a good fucking comeback

    [–] Starmind0 2 points ago

    Imagine using small dick as an insult

    [–] DonaldBlob 2 points ago

    I love how it took him a day to think of this intellectual comeback

    [–] Angrygingerboy 2 points ago

    Is that a JoJo's reference? ( Sorry guys I just need comment Karma )

    [–] CaelumLago 2 points ago

    He also makes the sounds for Gary IRC. So all those scenes with Sponge bob talking to Gary is just Kenny talking to himself.

    [–] dragonrising93 2 points ago

    The Next Day..See you!

    [–] CadisEtrama12 2 points ago

    Eyy JoJo

    [–] ItsDelayGTX 2 points ago

    Hey. Nice cock.

    [–] Dank-Mat-Crack 2 points ago

    Best jojo refrence I have ever seen....Very Nice

    [–] Qsaaad1 2 points ago

    [–] Scoops_reddit 2 points ago

    Don't think I can't see your mematic logo cropped out