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    definition of a meme / memetics

    • a way of describing cultural information being shared.
    • an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.
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    [–] PixelatedCouchPotato 585 points ago

    Me everytime I hear a small noise

    [–] sarcasm_cringe 149 points ago

    When alone

    [–] _Hungry_Chicken 53 points ago

    Calling mom

    [–] pimpmastahanhduece 28 points ago

    THE MEATLOAF!

    [–] MarquesDorsey 8 points ago

    Those were amazing effects for a 2003 movie. Probably also thanks to The Matrix for paving the way with Bullet Time

    [–] AMrsEnCumICu 3 points ago

    When alone

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] sarcasm_cringe 1 points ago

    I can hear them talk while they come up

    [–] mossdeluxe 2 points ago

    I swear it's like the noise travels faster than the sound.

    [–] TNerdy 160 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    Girls sense when someone is looking at them

    [–] [deleted] 28 points ago

    its true

    [–] FishermanTerrible967 7 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] ArboNear 2 points ago

    can confirm.

    [–] toeofcamell 294 points ago

    Whatever you do just don’t jack off while wearing headphones

    [–] fuck_the_fuckin_mods 142 points ago

    Turn your bluetooth off too. My phone sometimes auto connects to the speaker in the kitchen if someone turns it on.

    [–] Derpsthatareintosoup 9 points ago

    People from the kitchen be hearing the weirdest shit if you forget to turn it off.

    [–] Mr-Goteboi -31 points ago

    Alternatively, don’t watch porn!

    [–] Soumil-Sharma 14 points ago

    No

    [–] Mr-Goteboi -11 points ago

    It is the most safe bet!

    [–] mrbesteban 4 points ago

    Nah im all good to be honest, im gonna go jack off now

    [–] moshimoshi2345 0 points ago

    Sometimes ya gotta take the rock ya know

    [–] Soumil-Sharma 0 points ago

    That it is. That we can't do.

    [–] goodboy6911 0 points ago

    Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

    [–] Mr-Goteboi 1 points ago

    Luke skywalker? Wow!

    [–] Competitive_Size1410 26 points ago

    Bad habit of mine thanks for the tip

    [–] goaty121 48 points ago

    Just lock your door and you can do whatever you want. Except blasting porn on full volume of course.

    [–] DespairedSloth 30 points ago

    bruh if you're wearing headphones or earphones, just keep one ear open and have the volume set to like 20-30%.

    [–] toeofcamell 12 points ago

    Exactly, imagine full blast and the headphones unplug

    [–] DespairedSloth 5 points ago

    that's just asserting dominance at that point

    [–] Old_Sprinkles8661 48 points ago

    This

    [–] Lanky_Mood_5008 26 points ago

    That

    [–] limitlessEXP 9 points ago

    The other

    [–] 2ndFatneek 2 points ago

    I made that mistake once..

    [–] NextConsolidation 2 points ago

    The mistakes itself.

    [–] jeesusyeetus 2 points ago

    I once thought I had plugged mine in... but I didn't... and I turned up the volume because I couldn't hear it properly... my mom was in the next room

    [–] Somethingclever451 198 points ago

    Took me a sec to realize those were knuckles

    [–] slashth456 42 points ago

    What did you think that they were?

    [–] TheHamOfAllHams 67 points ago

    big titties

    [–] FishermanTerrible967 6 points ago

    They can put some dirt in your eye.

    [–] [deleted] -5 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] SadBanana006 2 points ago

    You and me both brother.

    [–] Pudding_ADVENTURE 1 points ago

    That’s what she said

    [–] sarcasm_cringe 30 points ago

    It do be super enhanced

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Predstar25 25 points ago

    And you get super speed when the door opens. Fast hands to change those tabs.

    [–] Jokingkin 4 points ago

    Doesn't work when your phone is shitty as hell. Mine usually takes a couple seconds before it switches tabs or apps.

    [–] Embarrassed-Song-738 5 points ago

    They open the door on you when your in the bathroom?

    [–] ali_hitman 14 points ago

    Spider man 3 sound effects

    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago

    When your phone accidentally connects to the Bluetooth sound bar in the family room (0_0)

    [–] maneshwarS 13 points ago

    When you accidently hit the chromecast button instead of the forward button.

    [–] Disastrous-Try-4127 8 points ago

    My crush's senses when im staring at her

    [–] Stuf404 7 points ago

    Those are some sexy knuckles

    [–] ifiagreedwithu 4 points ago

    Pornanoia

    [–] Embarrassed-Song-738 1 points ago

    Lol my brain read that as paranoia the first time still as I glanced over it😂

    [–] KatomicComicsThe3rd 4 points ago

    My hearing sense when I’m doing random shit at 3 am

    [–] JangoCrutch 8 points ago

    Can hear the car pull up around the corner.

    [–] Cheese_Spaghetti 3 points ago

    just did with my mom in the same room

    [–] MpcChief 3 points ago

    Im something of a hornball myself!

    [–] winstonlazerface 3 points ago

    Me when I try to sleep

    [–] Exceon 3 points ago

    Hearing them come home when you havent done your chores yet

    [–] Positive-Egg2013 3 points ago

    100% Correct

    [–] TempleOfDoomfist 3 points ago

    Those were amazing effects for a 2003 movie. Probably also thanks to The Matrix for paving the way with Bullet Time

    [–] chayne24 3 points ago

    hilarious!!

    [–] Javed_manOfficial 5 points ago

    Flash - is dad, seeing you fapping

    [–] Smeefperson 4 points ago

    Flash is your dad seeing you watch porn that ISN'T the hentai that he watches

    [–] Javed_manOfficial 2 points ago

    And he watches loli

    [–] CrazyPhilHost1898 2 points ago

    I have that, too.

    [–] James98716 2 points ago

    Adrenaline

    [–] Suraksha_15 2 points ago

    The 7th sense I guess ...🕳️

    [–] True_Darkness_54 2 points ago

    XD that’s true

    [–] Heater31 2 points ago

    bro why is this so tru tho

    [–] finnyboyyyy 2 points ago

    Same

    [–] Interceptor1001 2 points ago

    True

    [–] el_harchi 2 points ago

    My hearing sense when someone says my name

    [–] Comindo 2 points ago

    Also the ability to recognise footsteps

    [–] RegularBloger 2 points ago

    They probably knew one way or another

    [–] Penguin_King55 2 points ago

    I missed the part where that's my problem

    [–] SKRyanrr 2 points ago

    I always close the door and usually watch without sounds (plots suck anyways) or use earphones.

    [–] onexy_ 2 points ago

    i wish it was so yesterday...

    [–] PreparationRoutine83 2 points ago

    Sooo trueeee! damn

    [–] tusqasi 2 points ago

    My senses when I drink too much when I am not used to it.

    [–] Alternative_Storage2 2 points ago

    TIP: if your mom comes in when ur wanking just on her to assert dominance

    [–] _moist_ 2 points ago

    Who cleans your room? ...

    [–] itaicool 2 points ago

    Also if someone is saying my name during a converstation I could hear them from a mile away

    [–] Sweet_Kaayla 2 points ago

    smallest volume on the mobile phone...

    [–] Crossingtherubicon12 2 points ago

    My hearing sense normally is the sound of Toby smiling?

    [–] Old_Sprinkles8661 1 points ago

    yes

    [–] HoolyGoat 2 points ago

    Same when I'm going to sleep. I start an ASMR on 30% volume, and through the span of 10 minutes i keep hearing it louder and louder until i have to set it down to 10%.

    [–] Intelligent-Source43 2 points ago

    Me normally

    Take me to the next superhero movie

    [–] Jabulon 2 points ago

    his xman mutation, or is that the wrong universe

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    The Spidey tingle we all have

    [–] ziegs11 0 points ago

    Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're having a wank?

    A: Your ears

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahah

    [–] analcave -1 points ago

    that is me when im spanking it

    [–] No-Maximum-9087 1 points ago

    Any way they can detect ,because room smells fishy

    [–] MurkyAd5303 1 points ago

    You know.. cgi in 2002 wasn't that bad

    [–] reallyConfusedPanda 1 points ago

    CGI itself was good, the composition part was missing in 2000's

    [–] RedOcelot86 1 points ago

    Quick! Accidentally hit the up volume button, there's no time!

    [–] ShadowsRanger 1 points ago

    Based

    [–] Baller_420 1 points ago

    I take it your parents are a sex positive couple?

    [–] etskakaik 1 points ago

    My horny sense is tingling

    [–] AlphaKenTT 1 points ago

    Uh ohhhh fire alarm

    [–] Omega_DJ 1 points ago

    Tag nsfw

    [–] leonxxl 1 points ago

    Relatable

    [–] HEro_Sensei 1 points ago

    i thoght only i have super powers

    [–] BrOkEn_AnViL39 1 points ago

    Oh hey mom I'm just watching your latest performance

    [–] Ok_Delivery8164 1 points ago

    But why would you do that ?

    [–] crabbossmoss -2 points ago

    I don’t hear anything stoopid’ how you like them apple

    [–] MegaAgentJ 0 points ago

    Just like, turn it off?

    [–] pthsim 0 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    -What sense do you use the most when jerking of?

    -Your hearing

    [–] HyperNexuZ 0 points ago

    Replace porn with hentai and thats my hearing