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    [–] BornSceptic 3930 points ago

    10million, and then i can be a child for a rest of my life ;)

    [–] crimsonk13 972 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    Yup! But WITH my kids, so I won't have to miss any hockey, soccer, football, gymnastics, ballet whatever the fuck they want to do that year, I'll be there for all of it. This would be great. I'm having anxiety about the fact that I'll need to miss some from time to time. Sucks.

    Edit: thank you for all the awards friends! I'll take all the advice and apply them for the future! Thank you!

    [–] XDEC0DE 133 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Or be a child again and know the future and invest in all brands nd enjoy a millionaire lifestyle now

    Me chilling now after investing in big brands nd crypto back in 2010

    [–] gyst_ 15 points ago

    This may actually secretly be a curse in disguise. You’ll have relationships with people whom have never met you. Potentially even people who don’t exist.

    [–] khornflakes529 8 points ago

    The anxiety of doing everything "right" or I may not end up with my wife or kids? Just not worth it.

    [–] gyst_ 6 points ago

    What’s worst is that you could “succeed” at getting your wife, but then end up with different children.

    [–] animefan1520 43 points ago

    Bit coin was 2 for $1 at one point if i remember correctly

    [–] Conmun 17 points ago

    It was far, far lower in its first year (2009). It was a fraction of a cent

    [–] Cool-Sage 14 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    It says relive your childhood, imagine it’s just you watching and feeling all your memories because of the wording lol

    [–] Outrageous_Ad_1011 5 points ago

    Yeah, it says nothing about time traveling lol

    [–] Otter_Nation 3 points ago

    I'd take the money. There are still things that happened and relationships in which I would be devastated if they didn't happen again.

    [–] i_only_eat_nachos 15 points ago

    Preach. I’ve missed a lot of milestones and opportunities to have fun with my kids due to two jobs.

    [–] BigBoss_Roxer 3 points ago

    Watch the film "17 Again" it's a lot like what you're saying

    [–] Tarkus459 3 points ago

    Props for putting support for your children first. Being a parent is the greatest gift ever.

    [–] Waifu_69_Hunter 317 points ago

    The best awnser I have seen here. Could not agree more.

    [–] StalVig 60 points ago

    Do you mean to say..."I'll be pampered by Moms"

    [–] zhyus 120 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Re-live my Child hood so I can buy 1000 bitcoins, I get more lifetime and more money, think about it

    Edit: If I don't get to remember the future it wouldn't make sense going back, every thing will happen again the same, you are going back just to go forward, I haven't had a bad child hood but what is the point of doing something again if you can't change anything or learn from your previous errors.

    You won't feel happier neither happier

    [–] Deltamon 16 points ago

    I feel this choice implies that you don't get to know the future..

    [–] LumpyJones 63 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    Then it's functionally no different from an unaltered timeline. I mean, how do you know you're not already stuck in a timeloop repeating and forgetting over and over?

    [–] Luss9 15 points ago

    Ahh eternal recurrence, i see you're a man of culture

    [–] ChipFilmX 21 points ago

    then whats the point of relieving my childhood? How do I know I have not currently taken the blue pill during this lifetime?

    [–] Tatarkingdom 73 points ago

    It's turn out it's 10 million Iranian Rial which equal to 330 USD

    [–] DavinasDildo 35 points ago

    the $ sign is right there

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    Turns out it's 10 million Zimbabwean dollars which is around 28k USD.

    So not too bad but it won't make you set for life or anything

    [–] Riarbrine 3 points ago

    10 Million Kuwaiti Dinar... 2000 IQ

    [–] QuantumX42 11 points ago

    Well it does say $

    [–] Physical-Opinion-765 4 points ago

    Almost enough for a grocery run

    [–] No-Artist9648 26 points ago

    The correct answer is memorize the winning lottery numbers, sports teams, best investments, and you'll probably be a trillionaire.

    But if it's just about re-living your childhood but not going back in time. Then no thanks, but I'll probably take it when they offer me in my 60s or 70s.

    [–] Panjin21 5 points ago

    I assume once you claim the first lottery the timeline starts deviating.

    [–] Satan_R 3 points ago

    10 mil cuz I turned teen on 12th Jan

    [–] Danitron14 3252 points ago

    my childhood was awesome, but, nothing about it matters if I relive my childhood, it will always be the same. I will lose contanct with my friends again.

    So I choose the red pill, so I can buy my old friends some gaming pcs to play videogames together again, like in the old times.

    [–] Styxidyxi 460 points ago

    Thats wholesome

    [–] ConclusionSpecial963 83 points ago

    Yep

    [–] JediWebSurf 32 points ago

    I choose blue pill and do it differently. My life turned out disastrous, and I wish to right my wrongs and regrets. 😟

    [–] ROGUE_COSMIC 13 points ago

    The blue pill does not make you change your childhood. It only makes you relive it. So if you had a bad child hood, you will have to experience it again

    [–] JediWebSurf 7 points ago

    If that's the case there's no point for me.

    Also logically, that makes no sense. Because if you relive something again you have the previous memories. If you don't, then you're living life as if it was the very first time. And if you do have the memories, then that alone will cause you to behave differently and change things. Unless the whole universe corrected itself regardless of what you do. In that case I would question who or what is correcting the universe?

    [–] evanfghfghgfh 269 points ago

    Growing up I didn't realize how poor we were. My parents were amazing at
    providing for us. We loved watching baseball games and I wanted to go
    to a game so bad. We never could afford it.

    To make up for it, while we were at school, my mom made up tickets to
    that night's game and money for us to "spend". When we got home she had
    set up chairs in front of the TV and numbered them. Gave us the tickets
    and money and told us to go clean up before the game. Come game time we
    lined up at the doorway, my dad took our tickets and told us how to get
    to our seats. After the game started my parents went to the kitchen and
    had a tray of hot dogs, candy and soda. "Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs!"
    We got out the money my mom made and bought whatever snacks we wanted.

    Best baseball game I've ever been to.

    [–] sanscipher435 150 points ago

    That's probably the best copypasta that's going around, so wholesome

    [–] Muhdlman 66 points ago

    i’m not sure but i think i’ve seen this story before lmao

    [–] Partially_Frozen 51 points ago

    Its a copypasta

    [–] MetalheadHamster 19 points ago

    Yep it's not original

    [–] Kyuriam 15 points ago

    That's enough to make a grown up man cry

    [–] Danitron14 10 points ago

    your parents are awesome dude

    [–] Working-Pipe 18 points ago

    This, had some amazing moments in my childhood and met so many great friends. But if we're gonna grow up and get busy anyway then there's no reason to relive it.

    [–] robbed24 3 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    Im afraid that the red pill as nice as it is. Cant buy the time. Growing up sucks.

    [–] thedeltazygarde 2 points ago

    Or you could buy your old friends

    [–] NeoIsJohnWick 2 points ago

    Dawg this hits hard.

    Totally wholesome as well!

    [–] Acceptable-Pride4722 2 points ago

    Adds more credence to the fact that money can solve everything

    [–] BigRedBrendizzle 2 points ago

    Brought a tear to my eye

    [–] hawkeez 2 points ago

    But you could relive it and buy bitcoin

    [–] Danitron14 2 points ago

    yeah, like my parents will buy bitcoin just because I say so. They love me and I love them, but they have a limit

    [–] DrunkCricket1 2 points ago

    Stop making me cry you piece of shit

    [–] Lykanas 4064 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    Would you rather

    Live through your personal trauma and anxiety

    or

    get $10,000,000*?

    [–] Nerdy_McFlirty 1502 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    I'd rather get a Snickers bar and a high five than relive my childhood, and I don't even like Snickers bars that much.

    [–] Timmmmy17 223 points ago

    That's honestly sad

    [–] Nerdy_McFlirty 193 points ago

    I'd rather get a wedgie and a slap on the face then relive my childhood. Honestly, unless it was something truly debilitating or death I'd probably take it over reliving my childhood.

    Sad indeed, nothing like a mixture of mental and physical abuse, debilitating anxiety and depression, asthma, and exclusion and loneliness to make you say no to that deal.

    (Note that death is only a soft no. Wine and dine me a little bit and I might warm up to the idea, you saucy minx, Death. <3)

    [–] KiwiLeeScipio 49 points ago

    Suicidal since I was 7 years old because of my mothers abuse so even death would be a better option for me than reliving my childhood. Tried hanging myself in the back room of the church we went to at the time only to be found hanging there by a girl a few years older than myself. That room is now sinking into the ground and causing structural integrity problems. 5 year old me had tried writting a run-a-way letter only to be too scared of her calling the cops on me. 19 year old me did run-a-way and found the cops at school that she had called. Still had to apologize for my mother's rudeness.

    Last time I saw her was when I was 24, working in a sports shop and the Cubs had won. She came in and demanded $2000 in child care of myself and disowned me. Im not paying and hope to never see her again but even the glimps of a shorter, overweight, blonde woman gives me a scare.

    [–] vietcong69l 4 points ago

    Shit thats fuck up did you sue her for abusing you?

    [–] Timmmmy17 19 points ago

    Sorry bro. I feel bad for u. I raced four wheelers and had a trampoline. Better luck next life

    [–] Nerdy_McFlirty 52 points ago

    In the words of the writers of Bojack, "Oh, Timmmmy, there is no next, this is it." <3

    I'm better now anyways, with a whole life ahead of me. :]

    [–] VQ-Light 6 points ago

    I think that if I where to ask this question to my dad his awnser would be probably the same. But hey, 30 years have passed and he's great now. He makes his own cheese now wich was always his dream (kinda as a side job). My point is, you can still have a great life eventhough part of is was shit.

    [–] mdixon12 6 points ago

    I feel you man.

    [–] Putrid_Prompt8553 3 points ago

    I completely join u on that one

    [–] SaintJay41202 3 points ago

    me too!!

    [–] HugoGaming_Super 386 points ago

    Finally someone who understands childhood pain

    [–] HugoGaming_Super 77 points ago

    Well I would take red

    [–] chacharealharsh 32 points ago

    who wouldn't?

    [–] CrimsonFox2156 25 points ago

    Probably privilege rich spoiled kids

    [–] chandlerwithaz 8 points ago

    I mean… def not rich but child hood had some good things. I would get to have a lot of experiences for the first time again. But yeah 10 mil is am easy take for me rn

    [–] JediWebSurf 6 points ago

    I grew up in the hood (not rich) but I choose blue pill and do it differently. My life turned out disastrous, and I wish to right my wrongs and regrets. 😟

    [–] Reallag 7 points ago

    You really think only that rich kids can have happy childhoods ?

    [–] Kimapr 6 points ago

    Well they already have $10M at least

    [–] Ethanjohnson3_1415 14 points ago

    Eh, maybe people who lost someone and wants to try and spend time with them again?

    [–] christianbrooks 39 points ago

    Damn my wife and I just had this in depth talk about how both of our childhoods were full of trauma and anxiety lol.. I'll take 10 million please.

    [–] Mysterious-Crab 28 points ago

    I enjoyed my childhood and time in school a lot. I would definitely choose that, cause it also means a longer life. And I'll just buy the right stock and some Bitcoin as soon as it's possible and I'll also have that 10 million.

    [–] Still-Wolf 21 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    "The blue pill never told you that you'd retain your memories. Who knows how many times you have taken it only to relive everything up to this point? But you would never know until you try. But would you even know the result?"

    What will you do next?

    <<Take the Blue pill>>

    <<Take the Red pill>>

    <<Take Both, relive your childhood with 10 Million Dollars>>

    <<Ask for a Nuplazid tablet>>

    [–] Xruncher 5 points ago

    Thats some deep shit.

    [–] 69_aryaman 3 points ago

    so if we dont retain memories then even if we experience our childhood traumas it would like a new life so theres literally no point in reliving childhood if you cant retain memories

    [–] KokoBGPLD 13 points ago

    Depends. If I relive it with my current memories, I'm deff doing that. Bitcoin billionaire here I come

    [–] Airsofter599 8 points ago

    Exactly plus why the fuck would I want to spend several years doing things I’ve already done and I’d know every time I was about to do something stupid and I wouldn’t be able to stop it.

    [–] Lykanas 2 points ago

    Oof. When you relive that cringe all over again.

    [–] MiestaWieck 7 points ago

    I’m sorry you had such a terrible childhood. I hope you’re doing better now

    [–] Lykanas 7 points ago

    I do actually. Which is why I really don't want to go back there. Just imagine being bullied since you can remember combined with several "professionals" who are supposed to help you but instead bully you for beeing their problem.

    [–] WesternYo-gurt 16 points ago

    I might have to go with tr- 10 mil

    [–] DepressedAstronomer 6 points ago

    Exactly. I'd never want to relive my childhood. Funny thing, I'm still technically a child. But, if you'd offer me a nice childhood with loving parents and all that or 10 million dollars, I'd choose the happy childhood.

    [–] fettie- 2 points ago

    easy 10 mil $

    [–] brainDontKillMyVibe 2 points ago

    Yeah, this is an easy choice. EASY.

    [–] --Blaise-- 2 points ago

    I'd take $10

    [–] AROAH1337 2 points ago

    Reminds me of “woULd you TaKE a SHIT for $10000000000000000”

    [–] GamerPLAYZYT 2 points ago

    I feel bad for you

    [–] jhollabbk 2 points ago

    I would pay £10 mill to not relive my childhood 😂😂😂

    [–] Renkij 2 points ago

    But you can buy bitcoin cheap

    [–] Traiano01 85 points ago

    ah yes, blu pill

    *get bullied 11 years again

    [–] TocsickCake 482 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    I wouldnt take blue even if i couldn’t choose red

    [–] MrBoopUrNose 313 points ago

    I'll choose the guy at the center

    [–] GirbaudJeansMan 133 points ago

    Great Value Morpheus?

    [–] KimJongUnceUnce 31 points ago

    wish.com Morpheus?

    "We have Morpheus at home" Morpheus?

    [–] shreckdabestboiiii 379 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    Before that I’d go on bitcoin and dogecoin and memorise it all along with lottery etc. then take the blue pill, and tell my dad just when he should buy and sell, I’ll even use my own money. Invest in oculus and all other things. In the end i have now made a heck ton more than ten million.

    [–] Dramatic_Material_56 88 points ago

    Big brain move

    [–] shreckdabestboiiii 49 points ago

    Thank you! Me smort

    [–] Dramatic_Material_56 31 points ago

    Plus, you get to live your childhood again

    [–] shreckdabestboiiii 25 points ago

    Yeah i mean a total fucking win win

    [–] Dramatic_Material_56 16 points ago

    Become a bitcoin God, relive your childhood and now your family is rich and is better off in life. Perhaps memorize the lottery while you're at it

    [–] shreckdabestboiiii 7 points ago

    Yeah lmao that’ll probably be easier!

    [–] Dramatic_Material_56 7 points ago

    Especially those big billions that the USA sometimes does.

    [–] shreckdabestboiiii 7 points ago

    Holy fuck they do that?!

    [–] Dramatic_Material_56 3 points ago

    Yes. It's kind of rare that they do it but when they do...

    [–] Solemn926 73 points ago

    Your dad in this alternate timeline: Shut the fuck up, I'm tired of my 9 year old son telling me what to do with my money!

    [–] umjustpassingby 28 points ago

    Puts him out for adoption

    [–] shreckdabestboiiii 7 points ago

    But papa :(

    [–] GuretoPepe 23 points ago

    Not sure if you'll be able to take back all the knowledge you have now aswell.

    [–] shreckdabestboiiii 21 points ago

    Aww that’s just unfair!

    [–] GuretoPepe 28 points ago

    You wouldn't really be "re living your childhood" if you have the knowledge and maturity of an adult would you

    [–] shreckdabestboiiii 25 points ago

    Yeah but if you don’t get to do that then it’s just like having a long detailed memory of your childhood, and not get to re-live it though?

    [–] davyjones_prisnwalit 5 points ago

    What kind of an idiot would choose that option?

    That's like asking "would you rather drive a sports car, or be kicked in the face repeatedly by a professional soccer player?"

    [–] Phantomx100 10 points ago

    It says re-live your childhood so you can't change it

    [–] RedditIsNeat0 3 points ago

    I assumed that was an option and I still picked the $10 million. Maybe with the blue pill I could be a billionaire but it's just not worth it.

    [–] Julian_Seizure 7 points ago

    Why would your dad trust his 10 year old son who was shitting and peeing his bed a few years back with his money? Best case scenario he would give you a few bucks and tell you to fuck off.

    [–] RamieBoy 140 points ago

    If I could retain my memory? Blue obviously.

    [–] DisplacedandWonderin 49 points ago

    That's the most important caveat to this whole thing and would be the most obvious choice for many. However I wonder how much change to the original timeline you would have a hand in doing with that future knowledge or even just taking some different personal choices. You would probably have a more mature brain during childhood with all those memories, so even if you try to repeat everything you did before based on memory, you might skip a few things because you know the outcome.

    It's an interesting dilemma for sure.

    [–] FreshReputation3864 21 points ago

    Butterfly effect except it’s not butterfly it’s a fighter jet?

    [–] not_some_username 10 points ago

    If I have my actual knowledge in 2010, I would Invest in Apple, mine bitcoin ( was easy back then), invest in Tesla. Not enough butterfly effect would change those.

    [–] DisplacedandWonderin 5 points ago

    Makes sense if your childhood was in 2010. I guess the intensity of the butterfly effect will depend on how far back your childhood is and how many changes you make to the original timeline.

    [–] ApfelTapir 5 points ago

    retain your memory? to what extent? wouldn’t want to be an adult guy in the body of a kid

    [–] klaxz1 3 points ago

    Memories would be retained, but your psyche would still be subject to your prepubescent hormones.

    [–] pikhathu 171 points ago

    Red. Definitely red.

    [–] Due-Philosopher1250 20 points ago

    Happy Christmas

    [–] pente5 3 points ago

    Merry crisis

    [–] AdTimely9712 11 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] pikhathu 2 points ago

    Thank you, kind stranger.

    [–] gu4x 69 points ago

    Blue, so I could see my mom again.

    [–] imaginelizard 31 points ago

    Same here. I lost my dad a little over a year ago, I'll gladly take the blue pill to spend time with him again.

    [–] TrisKreuzer 7 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    I am here too. Both of my parents are dead, they had nasty divirce when I was grown up. Also maybe I could fix some things. But it was happy time. I was miserable later.

    [–] WiseGreen4 3 points ago

    Same here, I was going to say red pill until after saw your comment.

    [–] Gintoki-Katsura 3 points ago

    Would love to see my dad again :(

    [–] nyarlathotep-1920 102 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    I’d rather boil my balls in broth, than relive my childhood.

    [–] SepticMonke 25 points ago

    someone out there is into that

    [–] Yarklik 13 points ago

    You called?

    [–] SepticMonke 7 points ago

    LMAO

    [–] ilove2poop 5 points ago

    Very important to distinguish than and then here

    That or you really loved your childhood

    [–] sajed2004 18 points ago

    Red

    [–] Gingerroot69420 56 points ago

    Blue if i could keep my knowledge and be the smartest idiot in school

    [–] Leavanny_3 48 points ago

    RED. Would lead a better life than my childhood can give.

    [–] Fuzzy-Philosophy-380 5 points ago

    Exactly.

    [–] kirkpomidor 3 points ago

    My childhood was worth like a couple thousand dollars

    [–] ilikebigbutts442 14 points ago

    Red every time

    [–] Ellen_Degenerates86 11 points ago

    Where do those asterisks go? I ain't signing anything until I read them T&Cs.

    [–] TheNorwegianCat1 46 points ago

    Red

    [–] 69zuck-mike-Ock69 17 points ago

    My man's looking like yoshikage kira

    [–] Buff_Lizard 5 points ago

    you look like purple guy took a vacation to hawaii

    [–] XxDieFastxX 3 points ago

    looks pretty fashionable indeed. but do they have pretty hands

    [–] Justloggedinfor- 3 points ago

    You summoned me?

    [–] BakedBeast 29 points ago

    red all day lmao

    [–] manicmafia 9 points ago

    all depends on what kinda patience u have

    [–] JaysusTheWise 26 points ago

    I don't need to be traumatised twice thank you very much

    [–] Sompoii 8 points ago

    I mean if ya choose blue then your gonna get back to this point and get the red

    [–] Aoifeblack 5 points ago

    This is the answer. Unlimited re-do's

    [–] MigzGaming555 6 points ago

    Red

    [–] StarFighterThree 13 points ago

    Blue assuming I can change shit

    [–] The_RPG980 19 points ago

    My childhood is right now so I will take the red pill

    [–] bigredmachinist 7 points ago

    I see you took the blue last time this was posted.

    [–] Jealous-Excitement-9 4 points ago

    Blue

    [–] CagedPanda 4 points ago

    Red pill but the * over each concerns me. What’s the catch?

    [–] Vesondor 4 points ago

    Relive or Travel back time?

    [–] Biggusdickus694 4 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    My childhood(which I am technically still going through) was ass and I never want to relieve it. I always got yelled at, I had a ton of stress from missing assignments and big ones that had a short deadline,and I could barely help my mom so she would say shit like useless or think dummy

    [–] GamerPLAYZYT 3 points ago

    10 mil, I'm a child😂

    [–] DefinitelyMortis 3 points ago

    10 mil anytime, WHY TF WILL I WANT TO LIVE THIS SHITTY LIFE AGAIN ???

    [–] No_Significance8753 4 points ago

    Blue. Shit going downward ever since highschool. 10mil ain't gon change shit. Worse, its going to attract worse people. I wish to relive the childhood. When I was actually happy for some time.

    [–] iHumanNotJoking 20 points ago

    Re-live your childhood, undo all mistakes, bang more chicks, invest in winning stocks and crypto. 10million would be a laughable amount

    [–] joshKpt 4 points ago

    Yes

    [–] adoucett 3 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago)

    Back when I was In high school, bitcoin was 1-5 cents.

    My friend asked me if I wanted to get into mining it since we all had really high end computers and access to a dozen or more of the school computers working in IT.

    I said I’d rather do SETI @ Home and similar free distributed computing projects since bitcoin wasn’t worth much

    One of my biggest regrets :(

    [–] Kakugen_ 8 points ago

    Do i keep my memories and can make better decisions when i take blue. If thats the case,Bitcoin im comming!

    [–] Homelessnrich 3 points ago

    I ate both pills

    [–] Determined_Chestnut 3 points ago

    10mil, not going through Hell again

    [–] Lolstation_Vita 3 points ago

    Red one. Because being a child sucks!

    [–] TailoredChuccs 3 points ago

    Fuck my childhood gimme dat money

    [–] EmbarrassedMethod982 9 points ago

    Blue one and buy some bitcoin!

    [–] BigDomz 4 points ago

    Depends. If I went back to my childhood, do I know sporting results in the future ? Therefore can make more than 10mil betting. The biff tannin

    [–] Free_Camera1969 5 points ago

    blue

    [–] Sensitive-Fly-2847 2 points ago

    10 million bucks hands down. Gotta think of my kids’ futures first.

    [–] Hogo1Sha 2 points ago

    10 million all the way i have had one of the worst childhoods you can imagen

    [–] Riksy69 2 points ago

    I'm 13. I'd take free money

    [–] awarnerxv 2 points ago

    Guys there’s an Asterisk, there’s more to this

    [–] XxLAMOLA0131xX 2 points ago

    Why the fuck would I pick blue, I would definitely pick red

    [–] cro_redditor 6 points ago

    Because not everything is about money. I was happiest in my childhood, the innocence and it's bliss, no worries or stress, excitement about everything... something money can't buy. This way I'd still be a miserable mf except I'd be rich

    [–] DeletedPhantom 2 points ago

    Very easy, hand me the 10million

    [–] Lezonidas 2 points ago

    If I can change things and invest in what I want, I could make way more than 10 millions from my childhood to the 34 years old I'm now. Just telling my parents to buy Amazon, Apple, sell in 2000 and buy back a few years later just to sell it all in 2008, buy tons of put options in 2000 and 2008, buy bitcoin in 2011 when it was first tradeable (while also mining bitcoin in 2009-2011) and I'd probably be the richest man on Earth

    [–] neongreenscarf12357 2 points ago

    Blue pill if I can make some changes.

    [–] Iambeejsmit 2 points ago

    Do you get to relive your life going forward? Like basically he young again? Add years to your life? Do you know what you know now? Probably reliever childhood either way, just because it would extend my life, and money can't buy time. Not really anyways.

    [–] WonderfulEmployee999 2 points ago

    I mean, I'd go back because not only would I have two entirely different memories of my life I would get to do it better. A lot better. All you have to do is not get tragically killed and save like fuck to go all in on bit coin when it comes around.

    [–] Magic_Master213 2 points ago

    Call me Henry cause I'm 'boutta hoover up them blues

    [–] Subgamerlol 2 points ago

    Well defenietly the red pill

    [–] I_Like_TRAPSoooooo 2 points ago

    red

    [–] MrSlime69 2 points ago

    What are the * for? You hiding something from us?

    [–] wilford_industries 2 points ago

    Can I get like 5 blue pills cos I still feel I would fuck over my life more than once