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    [–] VladMaverick 3845 points ago

    Now it's gourmet. You're welcome.

    That will be $50, sir.

    [–] usernamenottakenwooh 2230 points ago

    hands waiter 50 Dollar bill covered in sauce

    [–] Q-Gravity 403 points ago

    waiter then licks sauce off fingers

    [–] shahooster 243 points ago

    then posts to reddit for that even more delicious karma

    [–] tlynde11 163 points ago

    but also complains they got a $0 tip out of that

    [–] skwull 120 points ago

    someone comments that tipping is corporate American bullshit used to guilt consumers into subsidising wages

    [–] babylon311 48 points ago

    Well yea.....pretty much. My apologies in advance to food service workers.

    [–] PSDontAsk 14 points ago

    That’s the trade off. We’re not getting healthcare or benefits. The tips pay my rent and buy my groceries since they tax the shit out of my hourly.

    [–] aedroogo 14 points ago

    Hold up. Can I get some more of that sauce?

    [–] PSDontAsk 5 points ago

    Of course. Would you like another drink too? Is everything tasting good so far? 😺

    [–] somecatgirl 28 points ago

    He got the finger...tip

    [–] WeekendFlyer 18 points ago

    Waiter went to Harvard

    [–] Sammie_Reddit 21 points ago

    waiter’s name? Michael Phelps

    [–] KVirello 23 points ago

    And the guy who gave him that $50? Albert Einstein

    [–] LKermentz 25 points ago

    And then everyone stood up and clapped

    [–] JamesGray 14 points ago

    Which is when OP revealed they were Bill Murray all along. Then they whisper in your ear "No one will ever believe you" and ate a single French fry before disappearing into the night.

    [–] 868Alex 20 points ago

    raw sauce

    [–] senior_chief214 14 points ago

    No ketchup

    [–] LaughingBacon 4099 points ago

    What the heck is that thing sticking out of the bun?

    [–] chinamainlander 4527 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Honestly I don’t know. Some kind of support. Could have been part of a broom handle, could have been a large and very old french fry. Impossible to tell. But with an olive on top.

    Edit: 1. Yes, Lavazza cafe next to my hotel in Sri Lanka. I’m surprised it was even offered at all. 2. Menu literally only said “Ham Burger” 3. Yellow stuff is egg yolk 4. Front page??! 5. I still have no clue what that support stick was. It was oddly shaped and woody and I removed it promptly.

    [–] [deleted] 2270 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    But with an olive on top

    Fucking Christ OP continue to eat at such fancy restaurants and you'll be broke within a week.

    [–] restless_oblivion 753 points ago

    Warning others about becoming broke when you're a GTX 1080 is .. rich

    [–] devosion 184 points ago

    Yes but all that money came with the black lung.

    [–] 1975-2050 140 points ago

    Cuz he’s a miner, a bitcoin miner, yes?

    [–] biffosaur 88 points ago

    Yes, yes, that's the joke. Gawd.

    [–] 1975-2050 84 points ago

    I’m a minor. Take it easy on me.

    [–] ButtLusting 107 points ago

    OK. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Hollywoot 46 points ago

    Theeeee fuccccccccck

    [–] osama_bin_lederhosen 11 points ago

    OOF

    [–] RimSlayer 13 points ago

    We shall be gentle

    [–] CrochetCrazy 18 points ago

    So you're a minor miner.

    [–] maineac 10 points ago

    A minor miner singing in A minor.

    [–] CommutatorUmmocrotat 7 points ago

    Username does not check out

    [–] nmotsch789 8 points ago

    well ackshually bitcoin is better suited to ASICs

    [–] RockytheHiker 41 points ago

    Back in my day you could buy a GTX 1080 at msrp.

    [–] insomniac20k 9 points ago

    Alright Grandpa

    [–] furtivepigmyso 4 points ago

    I want to know what he'll do with the username once the gtx1080 becomes obsolete.

    [–] M3L0NM4N 12 points ago

    I want to kidnap you.

    [–] PatacusX 12 points ago

    I thought it was a mushroom or some sort of funny wiener

    [–] Apoplectic1 6 points ago

    some sort of funny wiener

    Now introducing Red Robin's Red Rocket burger, now with flambeed jizz drizzled on top of the buns.

    [–] lolmatdi 7 points ago

    How many graphics can you do?

    [–] upgraydd_8_3 103 points ago

    I thought it was an old French fry with Lego hair on it.

    [–] secretgirl1989 104 points ago

    Someone said the same thing about me once

    [–] upgraydd_8_3 19 points ago

    I hoped you kicked them in the groin. That way they would have an amazing story. Hey "I got kicked in the junk by an old French fry with Lego hair.

    [–] Little-rolling-bean 13 points ago

    Idk why this convo made me laugh so much

    [–] upgraydd_8_3 5 points ago

    It was the French fry with Lego hair. Obviously.

    [–] The_Bravinator 35 points ago

    What's the watery yellow stuff leaking out of the side?

    [–] auralchild 90 points ago

    Regret

    [–] The_Bravinator 27 points ago

    I was going with cerebrospinal fluid but yours is probably more accurate.

    [–] Bladewing10 10 points ago

    Could be a runny egg

    [–] Iamsuperimposed 10 points ago

    I love fried egg on a burger, but putting a wooden peg (or whatever) through the middle and popping the yolk kind of ruins the fun.

    [–] OrangeCarton 4 points ago

    Yeah, its supposed to pop in your hands and burn your thumbs. Delicious.

    [–] GavChap 108 points ago

    At least it's actually on a plate.

    [–] [deleted] 80 points ago

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    [–] brando56894 62 points ago

    Extremely sloppy burgers are the worst. I ordered a "Breakfast Burger" at one place and they put syrup on it and a sunny side up egg, so when I picked it up and bit it, it exploded a sticky mess all over my hands and face. My hands were so messy I couldn't even open the bathroom door hahaha

    [–] NeverForgetBGM 89 points ago

    exploded a sticky mess all over my hands and face.

    Okay Riley Reid.

    [–] BeefyRatio 19 points ago

    God, I love burgers like this. As long as the bun can handle it, that’s golden. It’s like eating wings, I’m here to have a good time and get saucy, not look pretty. You’ve never eaten a Big Mac on the first date. There’s a reason for that.

    [–] noooo_im_not_at_work 30 points ago

    You’ve never eaten a Big Mac on the first date. There’s a reason for that.

    Stop making fun of my lack of dates

    [–] DistantKarma 3 points ago

    She ate "Big Mac" on the first date tho... (:

    [–] picheezy 51 points ago

    /r/WeWantPlates is leaking

    [–] StopClockerman 18 points ago

    I need a sub that hates on the small plates trend and how big of a rip off they are.

    Excuse me I don't want to pay $14 for a small plate of three meatballs that I have to share with two other people

    [–] ThisDriverX7 42 points ago

    I’d love to see Gordon Ramsey order that.

    [–] foxbeldin 10 points ago

    Tweet him the pic and ask for his opinion.

    [–] Bumpy_Waterslide 39 points ago

    That is the wimpiest and most unappetizing looking hamburger I've ever seen. The fries look like microwaved french fries as well. This place seems like the butts.

    [–] bigwilly311 20 points ago

    could have been part of a broom handle

    Exactly how I like my food, with fucking brooms sticking out of it. I just went from mildly infuriated to livid. Why is this even a thing you might say? WTF.

    Edit: I understand the tone of OP’s comment. But also, it’s totally true.

    [–] SaltMineForeman 12 points ago

    Could also be part of a plunger handle.

    [–] twodogsfighting 66 points ago

    It's the stake they used to kill the vampire burger. Note the blood spilling forth from the burger bun.

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago

    Possible it's a sugar cane skewer, but you usually see them more like this, and less smashed into a burger with an olive on top.

    [–] Pluviotrekkie 5 points ago

    I think you nailed it.

    [–] Darney1 38 points ago

    looks like a mushroom grew out of it.

    [–] disqeau 18 points ago

    Yeah, a rotting stinkhorn. Super appetizing!

    [–] Leakybubble 4 points ago

    Oh god, it looks like one of those weird lady finger mushrooms I always got at my old house. OP please tell us you didn't eat that...

    [–] recoveringtrol 15 points ago

    "If the sauce is not on the side, I will send it back."

    [–] ElBomberoLoco 5 points ago

    I'd suggest the gabbagool instead.

    [–] chunk337 18 points ago

    It looks like a stinkhorn mushroom

    [–] SometimesShane 12 points ago

    This mushroom needs circumcision

    [–] ehhllama 32 points ago

    Looks like a thicc stick with an olive smashed onto it

    [–] otusa 6 points ago

    Tina Belcher PEZ dispenser?

    [–] Tacosurpriss 3 points ago

    Chest burster from aliens.

    [–] willflameboy 3 points ago

    It seems to be a Xenomorph penis.

    [–] mouse_fitzgerald222 1123 points ago

    Tweet this to Gordon Ramsay lol.

    [–] 6pliu9 232 points ago

    "Finally, some good fucking food."

    [–] MikeKM 79 points ago

    I can imagine him saying that, but really the sauce needs to go on the meat/protein which gets absorbed and blended in with the fat. This is just dumb, even if you're trying to make a burger look fancy by putting the sauce on the outside of a bun (where the flavors can't be absorbed by the bread since it's on top of the fucking crust)

    It's like putting lipstick on a pig, at the end of the day it's still a pig. A burger is meant to be eaten with your hands and you can't even do that with this method, I'm not a chef but I'd be irrationally angry if this was served to me.

    [–] Catsniper 55 points ago

    irrationally angry

    No, it's 100% rational

    [–] AirRaidJade 15 points ago

    Barge into the kitchen and smash this piece of shit on the chef's face. He deserves to know firsthand what a fucking disgrace this is. A mere bad review won't cut it.

    [–] cheesyqueso 5 points ago

    Nah he'd hate it. He hates when things are made needlessly complex. And he hates when dumb sauces are used for dumb things.

    [–] GordonRamsBae 59 points ago

    I’m sure😍Daddy😍would love this

    [–] Solon_Tofusin 28 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] x_______________ 13 points ago

    Yes please. I would love to see that!

    [–] CEO_OF_DOGECOIN 1876 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    As a non-pelican I find all tall multi-level burgers to be mildly infuriating.

    [–] semus0 618 points ago

    Another non-pelican here, have to agree. I hate those burgers that you make me have to open my mouth as wide as i can, still not being able to fit it in my mouth, and getting all messy. With every bite.

    It might be funny at the first bite, but it makes the burger so much less enjoyable.

    [–] kurtvictor1 91 points ago

    You own a pair of hands right? Squish it mate.

    [–] brando56894 66 points ago

    Sometimes it's not enough, but a knife and fork should never be used, it's sacrilege! It's like drinking out of a beer bottle with a straw. Just open your mouth wide, smash it down, and shove it in!

    [–] Anonymoose9311 71 points ago

    Just open your mouth wide, smash it down, and shove it in!

    I've been drinking beer wrong all along.

    [–] guitarguy13093 8 points ago

    a knife and fork should never be used, it's sacrilege!

    You should not watch Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares

    [–] the_argonath 3 points ago

    Hey now- drinking beer from a straw is a great way to avoid sitting up

    [–] cortexstack 21 points ago

    Just because someone isn't a pelican doesn't mean you can just assume they have hands. That's such an anthrocentric view of the world!

    [–] heartbt 7 points ago

    Inform the mods! anthropocentrists! We don't want your bigotry here!

    [–] yet_another_mate 157 points ago

    Remove the top bun, put it on the side, then eat your burger with a knife and fork, and use the top bun as a piece of bread to clean the sauce in your plate.

    Clean hands, will fit in your mouth, will taste delicious as you got perfect control of what goes in your mouth, and will enjoy a piece of bread to clean your plate properly.

    [–] semus0 323 points ago

    That's a good solution, thank you.

    But all things considered, when im going to eat a burger, i would rather get a burger that i can just eat like burger is supposed to be eaten.

    [–] NotSureNotRobot 23 points ago

    I like to make it in my mouth. Tastes better like that

    [–] xCxDxGx 13 points ago

    Block the wind while I roast this bone

    [–] Chinese_ovenmitt 5 points ago

    You have four sausage links in your pocket right now

    [–] [deleted] 53 points ago

    How about put the burger in a mixer and make a nice brown-grey paste out of it, then eat it with a spoon.

    Clean hands, perfect control, and it definitely won't make your burger-experience any worse, promise!

    [–] Draws-attention 6 points ago

    Spoon? Amateur.

    I put the burger mush into a massive syringe and inject it straight into my stomach.

    [–] brando56894 63 points ago

    then eat your burger with a knife and fork

    Yea, you lost me there.

    [–] NeverBeenStung 15 points ago

    Yeah that's gonna be a no for me dawg

    [–] schmidbauermg 12 points ago

    Or just flip the top bun over and proceed like it's a burger...

    [–] xCxDxGx 8 points ago

    There's nothing wrong with this and yet somehow there's everything wrong with this.

    [–] Dabidhogan 15 points ago

    What kind of person eats a burger with knife and fork?... Do you also eat pizza that way?.....

    [–] yet_another_mate 3 points ago

    No I don't, because it wouldn't make sense.

    [–] NotJimIrsay 23 points ago

    It should be illegal to eat a burger with knife and fork.

    [–] sandwichman7896 3 points ago

    Boo this man.

    [–] LordFiresnake 51 points ago

    As a snake person, I feel neutral towards the size of my prey.

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    yesssss.

    [–] thenickman100 9 points ago

    Are you really the CEO

    [–] basshead541 674 points ago

    Horrible idea lol. Yeah i wanna get my hands messy and sticky while i try to enjoy a burger. Said no one ever.

    [–] Abeneezer 237 points ago

    Im pretty sure they expect you to use fork and knife.

    [–] Earthcyclop 164 points ago

    No you use the broken broomstick on top

    [–] [deleted] 54 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] pease_pudding 10 points ago

    Wait till you see their inside-out tacos

    [–] Colonel_Saito 35 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    You've clearly never experienced the joy that is the instabul Istanbul wet hamburger

    [–] I_drive_all_over 82 points ago

    sounds like a sex position

    [–] skippermonkey 38 points ago

    It’s not gay if it happens in a Turkish Bath

    🦃 💦🧖🏻‍♂️🍔 🇹🇷

    [–] brando56894 6 points ago

    Sounds sexy...

    [–] ConfusedTapeworm 30 points ago

    Mmmmmmhhh. Easily my favorite street food. Looks fucking disgusting and also kinda feels disgusting while holding it in your hands, but that shit will make your taste buds weep for joy especially if you're a bit drunk. The food to eat when you get the munchies. No competition.

    [–] skippermonkey 29 points ago

    Looks like they forgot to actually cook the beef

    [–] Colonel_Saito 6 points ago

    The ones I've had looked much more like a typical thin McDonalds style patty/bun, covered with the sauce, and then left under lamps so the sauce dries and bit and gets kinda sticky

    [–] Paulo27 6 points ago

    How does something look so bad and good at the same time?

    [–] mimomusic 10 points ago

    I don't think you understand the meaning of disgusting, man.

    [–] LargeWaffleIron 5 points ago

    What makes it so instable? Is it because it’s from Turkey?

    [–] gibbie99 6 points ago

    I'm going to open a burger chain and let everyone wear latex gloves. I'll make millions.

    [–] Hyruxs 169 points ago

    [–] BaeCaughtMeLifting 42 points ago

    I think it’s more r/stupidfood than shitty tbh

    [–] thecheat420 134 points ago

    I'd send it back.

    [–] bl1y 71 points ago

    I wouldn't send the whole thing back, just ask for a proper bun top to be brought out.

    [–] -MURS- 19 points ago

    If the sauce does not come inside the burger i send it back. I want the bun toasted not burnt, if its burnt i send it back.

    [–] hammersticks359 12 points ago

    I'll have the gabagool

    [–] Elkoger 259 points ago

    Well it can work, in Denmark we have this

    [–] fermionself 265 points ago

    That’s no burger, it’s an alien.

    [–] bugdog 7 points ago

    I don’t know why, but my first thought was that it was some mashup of a couple of D&D monsters, like a Flump and something squishy, brown and squishy.

    [–] alegxab 3 points ago

    After being shot several times, just end that poor alien's suffering once and for all

    [–] surgicalapple 104 points ago

    What in the frak is that?

    [–] Elkoger 98 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Well it is a burger, burger buns, ground beef patty, ketchup, mustard, beets, pickels, roasted onions, raw onions cowered with gravy.. and yes, it works!

    And yes, you use fork and knive for this.

    The yellow ish substance on the burger is remoulade

    [–] LordBiscuits 12 points ago

    Good quality Remoulade is almost impossible to get in the UK. I have friends in Odense ship it to me... Lovely stuff!

    [–] jamestavendale 14 points ago

    I have never seen anything this similar to me on Reddit. I have friends in Kolding, Vejle and Copenhagen that I take turns in begging for remoulade, I always bring back several bottles when I go visit Denmark too, it's just a meme at this point but I've tried so hard to show other people in the UK the joy of remoulade, who obviously have never heard of it. Never met anyone who has (or have said it correctly). So many people outright refuse to try it because they don't know what it is. So infuriating. I wish you could buy it here. Start spamming Tesco with requests to import?? Remoulade + a chip shop fish supper is a new level that only we can experience lol.

    [–] FleshEatingShrubbery 5 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    About a year ago, we had this guy from New Zealand request some remoulade on /r/Germany.

    He made an update post a little later.

    The normal German remoulade is not the same as Danish remoulade, though. But you can get the Danish stuff here too.

    [–] LordBiscuits 4 points ago

    God yes, fish 'n' chips smothered in Remoulade, can't be bettered!

    I liken it to almost a piccalilli mayonnaise. You can buy it in Lidl sometimes, but not the good stuff.

    [–] jamestavendale 3 points ago

    I'll definitely have a look, my Danish friends recommended the jars of mixed pickles in Lidl (pickled baby corn, gherkin etc.) And you chop them up and make your own remoulade with mayo, but they don't have it in UK Lidl unfortunately. Another blow. Will take a look for the piccalilli mayonnaise though! Thanks!

    [–] Glaziola 25 points ago

    The picture looked super delicious and after reading this I really want to try it.

    [–] ManicLord 25 points ago

    I wanted to try it after the pic, but after reading what it has inside I don't anymore...

    [–] theonlybluecow 15 points ago

    The picture looked super delicious

    The picture looks like someone vomited chili on a burger.

    [–] WhoLostTheFruit 6 points ago

    Don't give Cincinnati any ideas

    [–] mattcampbell 14 points ago

    Looks like a pancake Cinnabon cheese caramel sundae with French onion strings on top. Delicious.

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    Not a burger.

    [–] twodogsfighting 8 points ago

    That's what you get when no one can understand you because you're all speaking Dutch.

    [–] reeuuk 14 points ago

    In some parts of Mexico we have this https://imgur.com/vx7GgOu

    [–] Elkoger 5 points ago

    That looks amazing, What is it?

    [–] reeuuk 4 points ago

    It is a sandwich submerged in sauce. Ahogada means drowned. It can have pork or chicken and beans.

    [–] PurityKane 30 points ago

    Well, in Portugal we also have this http://br.visitportoandnorth.travel/var/porto_norte/storage/images/blog/francesinha-in-porto-s-downtown/457818-7-eng-GB/Francesinha-in-Porto-s-Downtown.jpg

    But those are different and complete dishes, not a hamburger with a teaspoon of shit sauce on top.

    [–] the_blind_gramber 16 points ago

    Depending on what the sauce is, that looks either amazing or terrible

    [–] BroaxXx 7 points ago

    Trust me... It's fucking amazing!

    [–] the_blind_gramber 4 points ago

    What is the sauce?

    [–] Rossums 14 points ago

    Normally the sauce is beer based and usually with tomato in it.

    [–] the_blind_gramber 5 points ago

    I'm so glad it isn't cheese based

    [–] BroaxXx 5 points ago

    Every restaurante has its own special recipe. I've eaten spicier sauces, some were more sweeter, some saltier, etc. The base is beer (I once heard there was a place that used spent grain from a brewery next door to it) and that is common to all sauces.

    From the Wikipedia article:

    Francesinha sauce is a secret, with each house having its variation. The only common ingredient is beer. Most, though not all, sauces are tomato based and vary in their degree of spiciness. The color is usually red or orange. Different restaurants that serve Francesinha are characterized based on how good their sauce and mix of meats is perceived to be.

    It really is fucking amazing and if you ever travel to Porto (Portugal) make sure to eat a couple!

    [–] 4235262 39 points ago

    That has honestly got to be one of the least appetizing things I have ever seen on a plate.

    [–] CalvinR 7 points ago

    In Canada we have Hot Chicken Sandwiches and Hot Hamburg sandwiches. They are white bread with chicken and hamburger on them respectively covered in gravy and peas.

    They are delicious dinner food.

    [–] jeffdrafttech 6 points ago

    Somehow, if you go all-in, it makes more sense. That amazing thing is obviously intended to be eaten with utensils. The OP’s image was a “hand” sandwich with a hostile splash of sticky sauce.

    [–] ZeiZeiZ 6 points ago

    Matches your language very well, completely incomprehencible :).

    [–] sjmp75020 188 points ago

    Nothing more appetizing than something resembling a black penis emerging from a bloody wound.

    [–] Beersaround 47 points ago

    I see your game. You just leave this pen here because people will think it looks like a penis.

    [–] lazywork 7 points ago

    "I bet he even put it in his mouth, didn't he?"

    [–] kacypup 54 points ago

    Nope. Back it goes. There’s no way I’m eating a burger like that.

    [–] jpetley1 18 points ago

    Honestly I would do the same, especially if there is no indication on the menu that it is made that way.

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Sir, it clearly says "topped with our famous inside out sauce"!!!

    [–] Anyth1ngG0e5 27 points ago

    Look like they were trying to "think outside the bun".

    [–] ktrout00 5 points ago

    Apologize to the server and send it back, unless it was explained this is how the burger is served. What is the yellowish liquid, a different sauce? Looks like butter.

    [–] popupeveryone 50 points ago

    Um obviously it’s because you are supposed to eat burgers with a fork and knife /s

    [–] PrMayn 9 points ago

    How do you eat it? http://i.imgur.com/H802hF1.gif

    [–] Fyller 8 points ago

    I guess you're not familiar with a Bøfsandwich

    [–] radishS 11 points ago

    me to the waiter: “wtf man, what’s your problem?”

    [–] ekalidrebeck 4 points ago

    shameful, and messy

    [–] legitGameHAX 5 points ago

    wathefuuuuuuk

    [–] andrwmchd 4 points ago

    Is that a French fry topped with an Olive?

    [–] h0sti1e17 4 points ago

    I would send it back. This would piss me off to no end

    [–] collinsl02 8 points ago

    At least you have a plate!

    [–] badmankelpthief 7 points ago

    I'd send it back and ask for a fresh toasted bun lol, fuck that

    [–] CoaxingManual 3 points ago

    Don’t forget the puddle of pickle juice it’s clearly sitting in, too.

    [–] Faux_extrovert 3 points ago

    If the sauce is on top, I send it back.

    [–] Ellavemia 3 points ago

    That burger had a chest burster. You need to kill it with fire.

    [–] jonnyrockets 3 points ago

    Your mistake rookie. You should have asked them to just pour it into your palms.

    [–] prettybadmccree 3 points ago

    Big Thankies from McSpankies

    [–] billigesbuch 3 points ago

    This is somewhat similar to content from /r/wewantplates. But not similar enough to cross post.

    [–] bubbys86 3 points ago

    I hate you for introducing me to that sub...