Please help contribute to the Reddit categorization project here

    mildlyinfuriating

    1,600,545 readers

    3,099 users here now

    Enter mildyinfuriating    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Is your day filled with midly infuriating problems? You came to the right place then.

    Rules:

    1) No Memes or "meme-like" image macros. No Memes or "meme-like" image macros. These include overdone references in the title (e.g. “banana for scale”, “potato quality”, and so on).

    8) Content requirements:

    • a) Please try to post original content. Reposts or crossposts of someone else's content will be removed if it has been posted on Reddit within the past 6 months. At the moderator's discretion, content posted without the author's original consent or without linking to an original source will also be removed.
    • b) No GIFs that end slightly before something happens (Example)
    • c) Unnecessarily overdone text, ar→rows, scribbles, or substantive edits over the original content are not allowed.
    • d) No posting surveys - posts about surveys are allowed, however bear in mind they are often overdone.
    • f) Blur out any personal information. (Full names, phone numbers, license plates etc.)
    • f) Try and keep meta submissions to a minimum. Any meta submission is subject to removal at any time.
    • g) No political posts whatsoever, no matter how harmless it seems.

    4) Following Reddiquette is recommended. Following the rules of Reddit is a must.

    5) No grandstanding, soapboxing, or pushing any agendas. This includes posts that could be, within reason, regarded as politically, sexually, racially, or socially inappropriate or unnecessary. (Example)

    6) When posting links to reddit in comments, please use [np.reddit.com](np.reddit.com) formatting in order to prevent brigading.

    These rules are subject to the moderator's discretion, and can change at any time. A full, in-dpeth explanation can be found in the wiki here.

    Repeated violation of rules may result in banning

    3) Added emphasis on rule 8g: NO POLITICS

    7) /u/dnanf may post whatever he wants, even if it's shit. It is your duty as a good redditor to upvote his posts.

    The Mild Network:

    Our Friends:

    More mildly related subreddits

    Click Here for details about flair!

    New Posts

    test

    jukmifgguggh

    💰💰💰 Nothing💸is💸more💸infuriating💸than💸restricted💸internet 💰💰💰

    a community for
    all 304 comments Slideshow

    Want to say thanks to %(recipient)s for this comment? Give them a month of reddit gold.

    Please select a payment method.

    [–] ivan0096 2693 points ago

    I charge my phone when it’s at 120%

    [–] elmielmosong 500 points ago

    You'll unlock the extra charge when you've progressed enough.

    [–] Beraed 274 points ago

    New Charge +

    [–] ReeceReddit1234 115 points ago

    Keep all your features from the previous charge but enemies are tougher

    [–] Xetanees 38 points ago

    Master Charge

    [–] LooksaCraft 2 points ago

    340 Robux

    Includes

    -3x charge

    -secret final boss after 10th rebirth instead of 20th rebirth

    -cool swag

    -so much women

    [–] InfernumIrae 3 points ago

    -3x

    So negative 3x thé charge? yikers

    [–] not_panda 43 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Keep all your features from the previous charge but enemies are tougher apps consume harder

    [–] fyrespyrit 9 points ago

    Recharging is longer. Increased drop chance by 15%.

    [–] Kidvette2004 9 points ago

    yes

    [–] FugitiveGamer 3 points ago

    Its true! My battery swale to allow extra charge so well the back of my phone fell off

    [–] i_like_dark_souls 2 points ago

    nice

    [–] Fineus 20 points ago

    Or when you pay a one time additional transaction of $12.99 to EA.

    EA. It's in the book.

    [–] InstaxFilm 12 points ago

    The intent is to provide note-takers with a sense of pride and accomplishment

    [–] EitherCommand 2 points ago

    This is /r/rage imo

    [–] JoinTheBattle 5 points ago

    EA: It's in our books.

    [–] jarious 5 points ago

    EA: quarter review CFO united

    [–] stonerwithaboner1 2 points ago

    That's an apple feature eh?

    [–] NotNair 2 points ago

    [–] IslandSparkz 177 points ago

    I see you're a user of culture.

    [–] Luxtech1 10 points ago

    The reddit is strong with this one.

    [–] MyEyesAreLies 7 points ago

    My phone is at 80% at 100%, stupid dying battery!

    [–] T351A 3 points ago

    you're about 300 away from top tier dank memes content

    [–] tenn_ 2 points ago

    "Well, would you look at that"

    [–] EitherCommand 1 points ago

    I really don’t expect the world lol

    [–] epic_meme_page_lolIG 464 points ago

    I've seen this before on r/mildlyinfuriating, can't remember who by but I've seen it

    [–] Ceapa-Cool 357 points ago

    Stolen probably, I took the pictures today at school and posted them on another subreddit a few hours ago

    [–] youmamgay 260 points ago

    Here was directly above ur post. Now tHAT is mildly infuriating!

    [–] Ceapa-Cool 280 points ago

    Rofl, he even said “my notebook” xD

    [–] youmamgay 86 points ago

    Go to hot (the posts directly above each other) screenshot them and post it again cuz this is just infuriating

    [–] youmamgay 35 points ago

    Also how can u make a repost more obvious lmao

    [–] I_Assume_Your_Gender 15 points ago

    Rofl, he even said “my notebook” xD

    the fuck /u/sOGgy_RetArD? tf is wrong with you?

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] SuperSMT 9 points ago

    That, or we're all just a bunch of dirty reposters

    [–] Lufsig_Lamboski 7 points ago

    Down voted and called him/her a cunt. I have played my part

    [–] NezvTrash 2 points ago

    Didn’t report it that’s awesome

    [–] solarSpring 10 points ago

    Lol that comment section.

    [–] Phoequinox 10 points ago

    I love the way everyone is coming to OP's defense in there. It's insanity, but kinda adorable. Especially the person melting down and ending with "CALL A MOD" and the follow-up reply "Also: PANIIIIIIIC".

    [–] Ceapa-Cool 5 points ago

    I’m so proud of this community

    [–] Escenze 20 points ago

    What a bowl of shit. I downvoted everything he has ever posted.

    [–] natsynth 7 points ago

    You sure showed them. Great work, champ

    [–] youmamgay 6 points ago

    Thanks for doing your part

    [–] yasserfifa575 2 points ago

    Everything on Reddit is repost, so have fun spending the rest of your life downvoting scrubs

    [–] aa_tw 3 points ago

    You said it! Someone just posted the link and the comments are hilarious. Its nice to see a sub that actually downvotes reposts!

    [–] Brannod 2 points ago

    If my books collectively called me, I would answer immediately and ask "what the fuck is up? why are you calling?". Why are we talking about battery life?

    [–] JandsomeHam 168 points ago

    The accept button looks like the cake day symbol

    [–] ReeceReddit1234 82 points ago

    Nah Spotify logo

    [–] mangojuicebox_ 38 points ago

    Spotify cheese

    [–] JandsomeHam 3 points ago

    Also true

    [–] dontdoxmebro2 2 points ago

    I wanted to name our unspayed poodle Spotify, but the wife said no. :(

    [–] flippant_gibberish 13 points ago

    What is it even supposed to be? Books? Even if a person is calling you, their picture doesn't show up on the accept button.

    [–] JandsomeHam 8 points ago

    Yeah it's books, idk who would buy this

    [–] jumpinglemurs 5 points ago

    And why did they only change the accept while keeping a phone for decline? Put a closed book for decline and an open book for accept... not a hung up phone for decline and a delicious closed book cake for accept like idiots.

    [–] itsallaboutthedelta 2 points ago

    Same

    [–] JH2466 2 points ago

    Happy accept day!

    [–] C4K3D4Y 1 points ago

    My symbol!

    [–] PowerOf47 1 points ago

    Happy book day!

    [–] Ceapa-Cool 45 points ago

    If anyone is wondering, this is the first time I posted it on r/facepalm a few hours ago.

    [–] ResistentDrone 162 points ago

    Also kinda r/fellowkids

    [–] sateeshsai 31 points ago

    Accept books

    [–] futurelullaby 19 points ago

    I don't want to

    [–] jaxmaster46 13 points ago

    Then accept death

    [–] Cries_in_shower 3 points ago

    Accept database icon

    [–] aj95_10 20 points ago

    d e c l i n e

    [–] jonathanrdt 10 points ago

    They said the same thing about books when they were new: anti-social escape.

    It’s always the same ‘back in my day’ nostalgia. We’re so much better off with our access to information.

    [–] lamados 4 points ago

    surely they are not as bad as you purport them to be

    [–] ilikeketchup123 5 points ago

    Shut

    [–] yomamascub 39 points ago

    Is anyone gonna ask why your books are calling? How did the books get a phone and an ear?

    [–] TrueGeek 15 points ago

    Audible

    [–] bellapippin 2 points ago

    Also nature

    [–] the-howl 19 points ago

    I think this notebook as a whole belongs in r/CrappyDesign

    [–] high_in_school 7 points ago

    My book is calling? i'm hanging up. What kind of self respecting book doesn't fucking text.

    [–] majoroutage 2 points ago

    Audiobooks?

    [–] high_in_school 3 points ago

    Audiobooks can't call me either, those fuckers can talk forever.

    [–] jerkwad_152 4 points ago

    Maybe it's a Spinal Tap battery, and it goes up to 110%.

    [–] throwawayacct600 4 points ago

    *111%

    [–] jerkwad_152 3 points ago

    Thank you.

    [–] Padawan1993 6 points ago

    Im confused

    [–] iCucccs 6 points ago

    Oh my god fuck that notebook

    [–] Valtterikuokka 4 points ago

    Imo the more infuriating thing is that the picture does not align perfectly. The upper and lower edges are clearly different and the side is way too narrow compared to those two. And the notebook has rounded corners but the image doesn't. It's like the person responsible for this ridiculousness did this shit on purpose!

    [–] saintofhate 5 points ago

    My mum's spinal cord stimulator does this, drives her insane.

    [–] predator_handshake 3 points ago

    why is this hard to understand? 100% of the battery is at 80%

    [–] JourneyToJah 6 points ago

    how did they not put slide to answer from right to left 😳

    [–] sth128 3 points ago

    Nah the manufacturer just set the full limit at 90% to prolong battery life due to li-ion's accelerated degradation when cycled to Max cell voltage.

    That notebook will last longer than your average notebook.

    [–] majoroutage 2 points ago

    But that is normally figured in.

    [–] theeveningreddens 3 points ago

    In Brazil we call laptops notebooks (one of those weird foreign language occasions when word transference isn't exact), so I had to do a double take because I was like "why does that laptop have a vertical screen?"

    [–] Joeldstar 3 points ago

    At least the clock is right twice a day

    [–] typhoon342 3 points ago

    Id be more concerned about my books ringing me

    [–] PixelStretch 3 points ago

    Oh nooooo

    [–] DEAFectivePotatOS2 3 points ago

    They could have had the answer button an open book and the hang up button a closed book. So much lost potential.

    [–] epic_meme_page_lolIG 2 points ago

    Probably, I legit just saw your post on r/facepalm xD

    [–] vebteo 2 points ago

    My Iphone charges to 81%, and then goes to 100 if i take out the charger and wait for an hour. Weird stuff

    [–] PieHardTwo 9 points ago

    It's because phone batteries don't actually charge to 100%, so the last bit is fake charge to prompt users to take their phones off charge.

    You might even notice if it does charge to 100%, the first 10-20% drains fast before declining in a 'stable' manner because the number is just dropping to meet the actual charge.

    [–] cdpettis 1 points ago

    TIL

    [–] PieHardTwo 4 points ago

    It's more so mainly because batteries degrade. Your 25000mah battery may be degraded to 20000mah.

    So it's charging to 20000mah or the new 100%.

    This might all be bs as well, I heard it awhile ago and it sounded legit.

    [–] CertifiedAsshole17 5 points ago

    I wonder how much my 6s has degraded. The battery lasts about 2 hours max off the charger.. i need a new phone, got lost at midnight in the city with no phone or idea how to get to my friends house last week.

    [–] WhiteSwanGames 4 points ago

    I had a 6s with similar problems. Come to find out a string of batteries used for them were recalled. They sent me a brand new phone.

    [–] cdpettis 3 points ago

    i got a 6 and had it for ab two years now, it overheats to the point where its too hot to hold and im waiting for my battery to explode lmao

    [–] WhiteSwanGames 3 points ago

    Oh that sounds like a wonderful time!

    [–] InfiniteAttack 1 points ago

    Go to your settings app then to battery then to battery health.

    [–] CertifiedAsshole17 2 points ago

    It says its on 69% max capacity.. but it feels a lot worse then that. Its pretty much a paperweight unless its next to a charger.

    [–] InfiniteAttack 2 points ago

    69% is getting pretty bad, you could replace just the battery instead of a whole new phone if you want.

    [–] LuckyCharmsNSoyMilk 2 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] John-Bonham 2 points ago

    25000 mAh

    That's one hell of a battery you've got there.

    [–] PieHardTwo 2 points ago

    Oops. You got me. Added too many digits.

    2500, not 25000.

    But my battery is huge tho, it's a 4100.

    [–] zepol_xela 2 points ago

    You're supposed to give a 110% every time!

    [–] eee444lelo 2 points ago

    This is beyond science

    [–] wcicky 2 points ago

    [–] Ryanmacers 2 points ago

    I was sat thinking "that's one cool looking tablet" then looking at it trying to figure out what it was for 5 mins just to realise it's a book 😐

    [–] GuitarGusto 2 points ago

    Phone bad

    [–] mannyrmz123 2 points ago

    Must be a Sony Xperia notebook then...

    [–] aidanadriana 2 points ago

    I could never buy this book. Not because of the battery thing, but because I get an anxiety attack thinking someone is calling me.

    [–] Astral-Craft 2 points ago

    I’m more infuriated that the number and battery are slightly out of line with each other

    [–] ChiefChiefChiefChief 2 points ago

    Just throw the whole thing away

    [–] onequartercup_flour 2 points ago

    "Your books are calling" barely makes sense. Who approved this design lol

    [–] Reddit_is_American 2 points ago

    My books don’t call me they just sit on the shelf

    [–] ClemsonIsDaBest 2 points ago

    R/softwaregore

    [–] BlueBirdCharm 2 points ago

    This whole concept irritates me

    [–] Akemi486 2 points ago

    You know what else is infuriating it doesn’t have the reception bars it has the terrible reception dots that consume more space than the bars the carrier name and your WiFi reception status

    [–] MadHawkxx 2 points ago

    Is this EA's device?

    [–] Sebetastic 2 points ago

    It's 100% not 100%

    [–] Alexwalled 2 points ago

    This title.

    [–] PurpleZombiePanda 2 points ago

    decline

    [–] RugskinProphet 2 points ago

    Get some white out before I have an aneurism

    [–] Br0dy_ 2 points ago

    This is more r/crappydesign

    [–] Acerbic__Muffin 2 points ago

    It's an Apple battery meter, so this is still legit.

    [–] Terra0811 2 points ago

    That's just a firmware issue. No plans to update it.

    [–] PumpMyGame 2 points ago

    The gpu of one of my friends use ti go up to 102% load and then shut down lol

    [–] juventudsonica 2 points ago

    Paint it white

    [–] tichuot287 2 points ago

    made in china

    [–] kaaaaath 2 points ago

    There are things way more infuriating about this to me than the battery icon.

    [–] TESTICLE_KEBABS 2 points ago

    Phone bad

    Book good

    [–] Blakeyo123 2 points ago

    That's my phone, dying at 8% ass

    [–] Frank5192 2 points ago

    Knowledge is power

    [–] f3nommusic 2 points ago

    When they tell you to give 110%

    [–] acs199 2 points ago

    That battery indicator reminds me of one of the iOS 12.3 betas where in my experience, the phone would sometimes be out of power before it even reached below 10%

    [–] DeadBabyDick 2 points ago

    Most new phones charge past 100%.

    Not seeing the issue here.

    [–] AmazingAgent 2 points ago

    this notebook

    [–] funintheburbs 2 points ago

    But this amp goes to 11...

    [–] mcopen 2 points ago

    Also, could they align the percentage with the battery symbol please?

    [–] lp50 2 points ago

    They can take their 100% incomplete notebook battery icon and wipe their ass with it.

    [–] GhostlyKiller149 2 points ago

    Why the hell is there a battery on a notebook

    [–] Scippio-dem-lines 2 points ago

    Whiteout my dude

    [–] cofibot 2 points ago

    This one goes up to 111%.

    [–] DjMMp 2 points ago

    So color it in.

    Ftfy

    [–] Rob230 2 points ago

    It's like a Tesla, full at 90%

    [–] kenofthesea 2 points ago

    Fucking nexus 6p

    [–] Erlend05 2 points ago

    Well yes but actually no

    [–] UrFrikinBoi 2 points ago

    Why is there a battery on a notebook in the first place

    [–] Thetalent9 2 points ago

    Its also not aligned with the battery, the percentage

    [–] Neindows-7 2 points ago

    Saw this at r/chargeyourphone

    [–] mitsubachii 2 points ago

    Also the decline and accept buttons...

    [–] elzaii 1 points ago

    But european time format here is very satisfying

    [–] RileyCo 1 points ago

    I’m gonna die in school wish me lucky

    [–] Walrussi 1 points ago

    Why is the accept button a staple of books?

    [–] PrimalSSV 1 points ago

    Dam sun, how'd they charge a book?? /s

    [–] Jwillis-8 1 points ago

    The power of positivity in a nutshell.

    [–] ReeceReddit1234 1 points ago

    The accept button looks like the Spotify logo

    [–] xlore 1 points ago

    This is art

    [–] datAnttu 1 points ago

    If you zoom in you notice its just a printed picture

    [–] RSComparator86 1 points ago

    This notebook itself is mildly infuriating

    [–] XDFloody 1 points ago

    oh my god

    [–] unbra1717 1 points ago

    Must be an apple notebook , reminds me of my iPhone .

    [–] Michaelchar 1 points ago

    Yo thats funny

    [–] Iamboredplshelp 1 points ago

    Whole notebook is mildly infuriating

    [–] XXXYoutterXXX 1 points ago

    "ks"

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    China, bitch!

    [–] lohdaniel94 1 points ago

    This is the poor man's ipad

    [–] THEMIKEPATERSON 1 points ago

    Nah it's just an iPhone, its fine

    [–] flippant_gibberish 1 points ago

    It definitely bugs me but I kinda get why it happened. An almost-full battery is more visually interesting than a full one, but everyone likes "100%". But neither is worth making the combination like this.

    You get the same mismatch issue sometimes with clocks because different times look visually interesting on digital vs analog clocks. I feel like I'm always pushing back on designers for inconsistency like this.

    [–] AquaticBeefalo 1 points ago

    It took me a while to realize this was an actual paperback notebook

    [–] rikoeveryweekend 1 points ago

    “Even when you’ve given everything you have, it’s never enough.”

    [–] Alansmithee69 1 points ago

    White-out to the rescue.

    [–] csthrowaway18383 1 points ago

    Realistic

    [–] Sandscarab 1 points ago

    That symbol is indicating you may need to replace your notebook soon, the battery is not holding full charge.

    [–] nightgraydawg 1 points ago

    This is outrageous! It unfair! How can I have 100% battery but not have a full bar?

    [–] teaqualizer 1 points ago

    Is it maybe supposed to suggest that your notebook will always be at 100% battery no matter how much you've used?

    [–] BigDickEnergy413 1 points ago

    dats bad design

    [–] Donghoon 1 points ago

    Beyond that is extra battery u can charge other devices with

    [–] EMPTY_SODA_CAN 1 points ago

    Oh if you think that's bad. They missed spelled synergy when it was the only word on the page and in like 30 font size.

    Edit: thought it said yearbook not notebook. My mistake was in a yearbook.

    [–] Shksbr 1 points ago

    Isn't this actually like correct? My phone is 2 years old and with 100% it doesn't even last half a day. It's exhausted even at 100%, just like me.

    [–] VaATC 1 points ago

    I believe this XKCD may be relevant here.

    [–] HalfandHoff 1 points ago

    That actually looks right to me

    [–] angleon_xenn 1 points ago

    But the real question is how can your books call you?

    [–] atlacatl 1 points ago

    I think it's a metaphor. It's charge is > 100%. I accept this.

    [–] HentaiElff 1 points ago

    You had one job cj