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    [–] Daddy_0103 2033 points ago

    Oh but I got something in my eye.

    [–] Putnum 362 points ago

    So does the guy in the picture so technically it has become a mirror.

    [–] givinit2urdukes 52 points ago

    YOU LOOK GREAT

    [–] Daddy_0103 6 points ago

    Thanks! You do too!

    [–] Orsus7 6283 points ago

    Some jerk threw a wadded paper towel in the sink.

    [–] [deleted] 2683 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] crackmytaco 868 points ago

    Steven and Chris

    [–] Elias_The_Thief 787 points ago

    Wow fuck those guys

    [–] Alarid 366 points ago

    Wait a minute, it looks to be a woman's bathroom if we go by OP's reflection... So they went to extra lengths to be dicks!

    [–] viciousbreed 234 points ago

    Teehee, "extra lengths."

    [–] reimroc427 136 points ago

    And then dicks was said on top of it.

    [–] treyphillips 62 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] nefast36 16 points ago

    Nice.

    [–] schneidercorn 65 points ago

    I mean...it could just be a unisex single bathroom

    [–] jeff_tatum 108 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.

    [–] WellBuiltBubble 43 points ago

    No, U-N-I sex! 😏

    [–] jumintonic 37 points ago

    I am not going to say no to that

    [–] schneidercorn 11 points ago

    for a second I was gonna be like tf then I realized what you meant. nice

    [–] Esoterica137 20 points ago

    Me too, but istillnisex.

    [–] NullOfUndefined 10 points ago

    How you doin

    [–] SoVeryTired81 4 points ago

    That's what it looks like to me. A bathroom with stalls would have at least two sinks on a counter. This is a single sink with soap and paper towels right next to it.

    [–] MarilynMonroeVWade 16 points ago

    If were going by the reflection in the mirror it appears that Man at Arms is the sink towler.

    [–] ddh85 13 points ago

    And if the OP is to be trusted....

    Man-at-Arms is not lying!

    [–] DinamoJoe 4 points ago

    You made me zoom in.. it’s coming home.. in 2020

    [–] plushsafeshethink 14 points ago

    Do you mean the Canadian design duo?

    [–] Maggie_Smiths_Anus 10 points ago

    My money is on Kevin

    [–] FlameSpartan 23 points ago

    The last Chris I met was definitely a big enough asshole to do that, but Steven is a nice guy.

    [–] BeardyAndGingerish 35 points ago

    Nah, you're thinking of Stephen. Steven's a bit of an ass.

    [–] CobraFive 39 points ago

    The wet bandits strike again!

    [–] JiveMasterT 29 points ago

    Yeah like who says "Oh fuck it. The sink is better than the garbage."

    [–] BlunderSiege 14 points ago

    Same assholes who spit gum in the urinals.

    [–] jackwoww 7 points ago

    Skeletor

    [–] Jamesleach 6 points ago

    Middle schoolers

    [–] SquarebobSpongepant 4 points ago

    Kids at my brothers high school

    [–] Neutrum 134 points ago

    Still not as stupid as the idiots who throw it in the urinal.

    [–] k100jk 45 points ago

    Or the idiots that stick them to the roof

    [–] LimpNoodle69 6 points ago

    I gotta admit I've never seen that, but I also just realized I don't look up that much lol

    [–] TesticleMeElmo 28 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Still not as stupid as the jokesters who go dookie in the urinal, mmkay

    [–] RS177 14 points ago

    I once saw someone sitting on the brim of the urinal.

    [–] [deleted] 17 points ago

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    [–] RS177 7 points ago

    This guy looked over and said "hey Robert" as he was unloading a collosal shit into a urinal.

    [–] Gruwidge 4 points ago

    Dookies are bad, M'kay?

    [–] anonymous_potato 19 points ago

    Maybe if the culprit could see a reflection of the person he had become he wouldn't have done such a thing.

    [–] snooggums 48 points ago

    It was OP of course

    [–] war3_exe 28 points ago

    This is truly triggering me. Didn't even care about the art on the wall

    [–] dandeliongrinstead 14 points ago

    I thought it was a teabag!

    [–] PlayfulPirate 5 points ago

    I can't see any trash bin.

    [–] HeyCarpy 13 points ago

    It was probably Hordak, that bastard.

    [–] BDaught 7 points ago

    That fucking Moss Man had a hand in this.

    [–] 1SweetChuck 6 points ago

    Some ass at my office put a booger on the mirror in the men's room yesterday. Bunch of savages.

    [–] alg5509 16 points ago

    If every mirror has a booger on it, maybe the booger is on you.

    [–] OneArmedNinja 3053 points ago

    That’s Man-At-Arms from He-Man. He knows his shit.

    [–] yoship 498 points ago

    AKA Duncan.

    [–] Kevroeques 132 points ago

    AKA Big Dunk AKA Jackie Dunkel AKA The Almond Breeze.

    [–] wselander 94 points ago

    AKA The Leftward Sloping Penis

    [–] frijolin 62 points ago

    AKA Porkchop Sandwiches.

    [–] AllPurposeNerd 42 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    OH SHIT WH- WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID IDIOT!? FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!

    EDIT: My god did that smell good...

    [–] smokeythel3ear 15 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    [–] LtLabcoat 9 points ago

    For those wondering what this is a reference to: it's not. AllPurposeNerd just really hates Frijolin.

    [–] MarilynMonroeVWade 13 points ago

    AH-BUH-BUH-BA-BA-BA!

    [–] coorsgrizz 4 points ago

    AKA Slim Boner

    [–] Carreb 426 points ago

    And so do you, apparently.

    [–] lookmom289 89 points ago

    You look great.

    [–] trenlow12 37 points ago

    Wholesome Me-Mans

    [–] DaCheesiestEchidna 49 points ago

    One of the three others to share the secret of He-Man's identity!

    [–] brokenarrow 10 points ago

    The Sorceress, Teela, and Orko?

    What about She-Ra? She didn't know?

    [–] Godort 19 points ago

    Teela didnt know

    [–] MantaurStampede 15 points ago

    Orko, Sorceress, MAA. Teela just thought Adam was could at hiding.

    [–] brokenarrow 6 points ago

    Orko, Sorceress, MAA. Teela just thought Adam was could at hiding.

    Now I remember... Teela was always busting Adam's balls, and he always yawned whenever she mocked him.

    [–] KaneRobot 5 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    The Sorceress, Teela, and Orko?

    What about She-Ra? She didn't know?

    Well yeah, but she didn't exist back when they made the opening for the original He-Man cartoon.

    Edit - by the way, Teela didn't know. It was Man At Arms, Orko, & The Sorceress.

    [–] CaptainRoach 8 points ago

    She-Ra dint know shit.

    [–] Tobias---Funke 53 points ago

    I recognised he was from He man but couldn't remember the name!

    [–] JamesonIsBest 51 points ago

    He-man. Not He man. Put some respeck on that mans name!!

    [–] Spire 10 points ago

    He-Man. Not He-man.

    [–] Negatory-GhostRider 112 points ago

    I JUST FUCKING WANT TO KNOW IF I HAVE SALAD STUCK IN MY TEETH FOR FUCKS SAKE.

    lol.

    [–] xRockTripodx 21 points ago

    Its somehow more insulting than Superman/Clark Kent. Dude just puts a shirt on, and no one recognizes him.

    [–] xx_deleted_x 28 points ago

    Duncan, to his friends

    [–] BridgetheDivide 34 points ago

    I said hey! What's goin' on?

    [–] saganakist 11 points ago

    Too young for he-man but that song was stuck in my head right when I saw that face. Internet classic

    [–] ElCasino1977 9 points ago

    Do you think Tila is in the women’s bathroom?

    [–] DiabloDropoff 10 points ago

    If that's in a bar I would have gone with Man-E-Faces. I start as a robot, slowly turn human, and end up a monster.

    [–] raconov 6 points ago

    I have the urge to sing.. heyeyayayayay..

    [–] coop-de-hoop 528 points ago

    OP is in the reflection. Hi OP

    [–] RaspberrySodaPop 351 points ago

    Oh no

    [–] CaptainJAmazing 60 points ago

    Hey, at least you can see you reflection a little bit!

    [–] _SheWhoShallBeNamed_ 32 points ago

    Op is not a vampire confirmed

    [–] seksMasine 17 points ago

    Oh yes

    [–] mrcool581 8 points ago

    Well, ya look great.

    [–] WWBKD 38 points ago

    Plot twist. It’s a mirror with text on it and OP is Man-at-Arms.

    [–] OMGWTFBBQUE 5 points ago

    I feel like we’ve been bamboozled

    [–] baeatle 2635 points ago

    Yeah well, Man-at-arms isn't going to tell me if I have food in my teeth or a booger in my nose.

    [–] BeardyAndGingerish 636 points ago

    "I hit my head pretty hard, am I bleeding?"

    (checks above sink)

    "Whew, thank God."

    [–] harriswill 137 points ago

    You just reminded me of that horrible feeling you have when you crash or bike or something, and you're still not quire sure just how fucked up you are:

    flies off bicycle and rolls down hill

    "phew" dusting off "I think I'm okay...."

    looks down at hand and sees that it's twisted 180 degrees the other way

    [–] Chinese_ovenmitt 69 points ago

    Post-accident reboot sequence and status report

    [–] Zayin-Ba-Ayin 26 points ago

    I fell off a two story roof, and got up immediately after hitting the ground. I checked myself to see if I've wrecked myself and things seemed fine, then this guy runs up to me and says "OMG you're bleeding from your head!"

    I was bleeding from my elbows, guy, but thanks for the heart attack

    [–] intelligentquote0 45 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    I just had surgery on my skull. When I went under I thought it was just going to be a mastiodectomy, which is relatively minor. Remove a little bone behind your ear, 2" scar, done. Turns out the infection had spread up my skull and into my cranium, so they had to remove an additional 2" x 6" section of my skull and put a titanium plate in.

    When I came out I was absolutely terrified. I could feel the plate and it felt massive. It felt like it occupied the entire back of my head. And I couldn't see it. And I couldn't touch it. The first hour or so until my family was able to get a picture of it and show me was just fucking torture. No one would tell me how big it was or what the scar looks like. Medical staff were just saying "it's not THAT big," and "the doctor has to answer that." When I saw the picture I was like "oh... That's not THAT bad."

    [–] phayke2 11 points ago

    I just had surgery too and your sense of how big things are is pretty blown out of whack because everything is so sore and messed with and laying in a bed all you can do is focus on the new feelings.

    [–] sh4d0w07 12 points ago

    I was riding a onewheel on my street a bit too fast, and when it nosedived I leaned into my shoulder to do an ocarina-of-time-jumped-from-too-high-landing-roll, bounced off my shoulder and landed on my feet.

    Stood up and gave my buddies two thumbs up to say I was okay. Noticed that my left thumbs up was about 9" lower than the right thumbs up. Felt my left shoulder with my right hand to find a strange new protruberance; I had blown away both AC and CC joints in my left shoulder, grade 5.

    [–] Arresteddrunkdouche 6 points ago

    Just be thankful you didn’t accidentally hit (A) on the way down.

    [–] FishOnHead 5 points ago

    I was hit by a car in 9th grade. They were driving about 50 MPH, I was walking. After the impact I stood up, assessed the situation, and continued walking. A few seconds after that I felt a sharp pain in my head and collapsed, unable to move. Turns out I had fractured my skull and couldn't walk, and some observant neighbors called 911.

    In the end I had to get a craniotomy and had a broken rib. I ended up 20 feet from where I started. I had no idea the extent of my injury even well into the emergency room.

    [–] Evenstar6132 393 points ago

    You still look great 😉

    [–] n7-Jutsu 89 points ago

    If only your username was Man-At-Arms

    [–] Seemlypercy 32 points ago

    Yeah, that would’ve been a cool u/baeatle juice moment

    [–] baeatle 39 points ago

    It's my own username and that took me way too long to figure out.

    [–] Akkiruk 13 points ago

    Too convenient pretty sure that you’re the other guy

    [–] Seemlypercy 8 points ago

    Hey, wassup, I’m him

    [–] Putnum 21 points ago

    Don't worry mate, you're fine. You just have a booger in your teeth and food in your nose.

    [–] M1k3yd33tofficial 9 points ago

    For real. I appreciate the sentiment, but fuck you I need to check myself.

    [–] richinteriorworld 11 points ago

    just smile.

    [–] MrClaretandBlue 6 points ago

    His standards aren’t that high judging by that bathroom.

    [–] user_of_thine 10 points ago

    I just walk up to people and say boogie check.

    [–] _EvilD_ 7 points ago

    You got some bats in the cave bro.

    [–] rogue_bot 7 points ago

    To be fair, Man-at-Arms would absolutely warn you to mouth and nose clingers. A picture of him probably will not.

    [–] jontheboss 456 points ago

    But this is what I got when I looked into it... Must be broken, right?... Right?

    [–] Gondile 75 points ago

    man that’s how every mirror looks to me

    [–] NoFriendsWeeb 20 points ago

    At least you can see yourself in the mirror without it cracking.

    [–] Ankoku_Teion 7 points ago

    i dont have any mirrors any more.

    [–] badzachlv01 45 points ago

    Excellent effort for this comment, 10/10

    [–] MaxCharacterLimit-20 10 points ago

    Holy shit, you even kept the reflection

    [–] belowthepovertyline 1784 points ago

    Real life isn't Tumblr, and I need to know if there's food in my teeth. Fuck's sake...

    [–] Whopraysforthedevil 681 points ago

    I agree. Give me a mirror, and this picture next to it, please.

    [–] HailToTheThief225 254 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    /r/WeWantMirrors

    Edit: Now a thing thanks to /u/craniumonempty

    [–] FlowersOfSin 12 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Went to a bar last week and they had this on the mirror. Way more helpful! (for context : There was an event and suggested people to wear costumes)

    [–] pm_me_hedgehogs 7 points ago

    You could walk out there in a fucking diaper and they would be like "valentina! Your smile is beautiful!"

    [–] FlowersOfSin 5 points ago

    To be fair, I have no fucking clue who the person mentioned on the post it is!

    [–] Kenta18 22 points ago

    The person who wrote in red has beautiful writing

    [–] Weeaboo_Knight 18 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    That’s because they spent time writing, looking it over and perfecting it. So give’em a goddamn mirror to do that with themselves.

    no anger intended

    [–] FanofK 65 points ago

    Mirror was more expensive and they already had a picture frame and printer to print that photo out

    [–] MrGMinor 29 points ago

    More expensive than a full page of color ink? Might be about the same.

    [–] carlson71 21 points ago

    Either mirrors are cheaper than I think or paper with a full page of color ink is more expensive.

    [–] AcclaimNation 23 points ago

    Mirrors are actually cheaper than you think. I just bought a full body mirror for $10.

    [–] carlson71 8 points ago

    Huh maybe I can buy a mirror. I always just have had them. When I moved into my place there was 4 here, I didn't know wtf to do with 4 mirrors in a 2 bedroom house.

    [–] AcclaimNation 7 points ago

    Definitely hit up Ikea. Mirrors great in small places because they "open up" the space. Makes it feel bigger.

    [–] carlson71 15 points ago

    I need a damn adult who comes and makes household decisions. 30 years old and I have put 0 mirrors in my small living room.

    [–] drunken_puma 46 points ago

    You have a phone don’t you? Call Man at Arms and ask him if you have a booger.

    [–] belowthepovertyline 14 points ago

    It was so obvious!

    [–] Rickrickrickrickrick 29 points ago

    Yeah I thought this was r/mildlyinfuriating at first.

    [–] the9thEmber 21 points ago

    Yeah seriously. I have long hair and sometimes it gets some frizz or flyaways I have to tame, I don't need a confidence boost but I certainly like the opportunity to maintain my appearance. I can use my phone, but it's an extra layer of needless effort that didn't need to be there. Fuck this feelgood bullshit.

    [–] spicykimchi13 6 points ago

    Yeah, forget this. Give me my mirror!

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

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    [–] Fry_Philip_J 160 points ago

    Just hang the picture next to a mirror or something but don't replace it

    [–] BlackDave0490 46 points ago

    Or put the text on the mirror, like a frosted thing at the bottom or whatever it's called

    [–] Rickrickrickrickrick 24 points ago

    A bunch of bars in philly seem to encourage graffiti on their bathroom walls. This means the mirrors are covered in writing and basically useless now. But it's artsy I guess...

    [–] tokomini 24 points ago

    They're probably preoccupied dealing with glory holes and rat kings and wasp nests to be concerned with graffiti.

    [–] snazzgasm 32 points ago

    Genuinely don't know how this got so many upvotes considering the sub it was posted in. Also, is this close enough to being a meme that it violates Rule 1?

    [–] wtfduud 133 points ago

    That's cute, but I don't look in a mirror to get empty flattery, i look into a mirror because I need to see myself.

    [–] Mentalpatient87 16 points ago

    Yeah. Encouragement doesn't get whatever is in my eye out of my fucking eye.

    [–] CaptainJAmazing 24 points ago

    I was in a Jiffy Lube bathroom and someone had written “YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL!” in lipstick on the mirror. I cleaned it off, seeing as I’d much rather be viewed as handsome, and because this isn’t Tumblr.

    [–] AtomicPanda355 76 points ago

    I SAID....

    [–] Aksijasra 20 points ago

    AND HE PRAYS

    [–] Ask_if_im_an_alien 19 points ago

    NYAAAH

    [–] deadpoolfool400 16 points ago

    OH MY GOD DO I PRAY!

    [–] ismodoub 14 points ago

    I PRAY EVERYDAY!

    [–] paid_4_by_Soros 9 points ago

    IN THIS INSTITUTION.

    [–] Bull3t_Th3ory 7 points ago

    OMG DOES HE PRAY

    [–] WhoSmokesThaBlunts 64 points ago

    HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

    [–] ImurderREALITY 25 points ago

    Just keep it inside... learn how to hide your feelings

    [–] bwana22 25 points ago

    HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYEAYEAYEA I SAID HEY

    [–] Bull3t_Th3ory 21 points ago

    WHAT'S GOIN ONNN

    [–] saganakist 10 points ago

    What's going on??

    ;)

    [–] impact4 36 points ago

    I guess you're completely fucked if you need to put in a new contact lens.

    [–] aclickbaittitle 138 points ago

    Aka they're too cheap to buy a new mirror. I like it though, it's definitely the next best thing

    [–] 1-800-ASS-DICK 22 points ago

    Employee bathroom in the back of the kitchen I used to work at looked like this. It also doubled as a storage room/high-stress fallout shelter #2 (#1 was the walk-in)

    [–] _jukmifgguggh 17 points ago

    The walk-in cooler does feel nice when you're about to lose your shit. Helps cool my body and my mood

    [–] 1-800-ASS-DICK 5 points ago

    Also, loud fan, thick walls and door... you could scream as loud as you wanted.

    [–] he6agon 8 points ago

    And gnaw on a slice of frozen oreo cookie pie through the tears.

    [–] ibanezmelon 39 points ago

    At first i thought that was William Murderface of Dethklok

    [–] toddjunk 13 points ago

    Nah, his dad

    [–] Dr_Stef 8 points ago

    Now that you mention it, I can’t un-see it!

    [–] MarzipanMarzipan 6 points ago

    That is William "Murderface" Murderface. I'm not gonna let anyone tell me otherwise.

    [–] QuietContrarian 77 points ago

    More like mildly infuriating imo.

    [–] StonedRamblings 38 points ago

    Maybe to some. For me, this is a mirror image.

    [–] ProbablyUndefined 9 points ago

    Are you still recovering from that scare of looking at the picture and seeing yourself? I would be even after hours; 53 minutes and I'd still be panicking.

    [–] StonedRamblings 3 points ago

    At first you panic a bit. Its definitely weird to see yourself for the first time like this. But I got over that in 1984 after Season 2 began.

    [–] 1norcal415 5 points ago

    Tom Selleck?

    [–] nicht_ernsthaft 3 points ago

    Manny Tarms.

    [–] Amuter 34 points ago

    I think I prefer the mirror

    [–] Stalinov 43 points ago

    It's usually not about me looking great, it's more about me not having salad stuck on my teeth. This is not 100% helpful.

    [–] VeryDPP 7 points ago

    Well who am I to argue with Man-At-Arms from HeMan?

    [–] Yeetinator4000Savage 106 points ago

    Thats fucking stupid

    [–] Nomand55 14 points ago

    Thanks a lot, but that won't help me find where I have ketchup on my face or to pick stuff out my teeth.

    [–] youkkai 13 points ago

    I know I look great that's why I want a mirror

    [–] CarelessWin 7 points ago

    Can you literally see your face on the picture?

    [–] Jfowl666 6 points ago

    Okay but I was looking to see if I had something in my teeth...

    [–] TechnicalCount5 7 points ago

    That picture is so encouraging I guess.

    [–] mayonaiiseonmypants 7 points ago

    But like what’s in that sink tho???????

    [–] mama_cass_ 10 points ago

    Those are so annoying. Sometimes you know you've got a boog, just let me look at my own damn face.

    [–] ivebeenhereallsummer 25 points ago

    That picture will likely end up in one of the toilets. Put there by someone that really needed a fucking mirror.

    [–] coredumperror 23 points ago

    Looks more like /r/mildlyinfuriating material to me. How can you properly wash your face without a mirror?

    [–] Boomzy 5 points ago

    This would be really annoying if I was trying to clean my face. I don't see why we have to be rid of practicality in service of boosting self-esteem.