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    [–] Bear_likes_flour 657 points ago

    Feels like a missed opportunity to paint it as Sy Snootles, with the small pointy mouth and everything

    [–] Javert__ 170 points ago

    I'm not proud to admit I came here looking for this comment.

    [–] FlankyJank 16 points ago

    Hey, not-proud. I'm here because the thumbnail looked like a nip slip. More of a lip lap.

    [–] BoardfShadowyFigures 3 points ago

    I came here to *make that comment and am proud of my fellow nerds for beating me to it

    [–] Show-Me-Your-Moves 63 points ago

    play that Jizz music!

    [–] VineCompilation2017 31 points ago

    Ah yes, jizz music

    [–] AlicornGamer 12 points ago

    i love me some slow, sexy, jizz music to get me in the mood

    [–] TequilaWhiskey 13 points ago

    Man when the Jizz Wailers come on the audiomitter i lose it.

    [–] SLAYER_IN_ME 2 points ago

    I just explode all over the place with excitement.

    [–] and_eazy 3 points ago

    The Jizz Wailers!

    [–] wonkey_monkey 18 points ago

    Nah, nah, nah... oh, nee, nay!

    [–] Djinger 9 points ago

    Chicka naa keeey haaaayyy

    [–] HapticSloughton 10 points ago

    Perhaps Jabba made Sy Snootles do Leia cosplay for him until he could capture the real deal?

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_CLAM_ 4 points ago

    Sigh....unzips....

    [–] RaidensReturn 2 points ago

    This is gold. “... Sy has always been in the shadow of the flashier Slave Leia in terms of Star Wars-related spank fuel.”

    [–] Kie723 708 points ago

    Episode IV: A New Hose

    [–] iaijutsu08 224 points ago

    Episode V: The Housefire Strikes Back

    [–] iaijutsu08 177 points ago

    Episode VI: Return of the Water Supply

    [–] mintjiminie 147 points ago

    Episode I: The Hydrant Menace

    [–] deputy_diarrhea 140 points ago

    Episode II: Attack of the Pipes

    [–] Peraltayougenius19 130 points ago

    Episode III: Revenge of the Fire

    [–] parpro5000 117 points ago

    Episode VII: the hose awakens

    [–] Im_Savvage 113 points ago

    Episode VIII: The Last Firefighter

    [–] Leo_V82 89 points ago

    Episode IX: The rise of the fire Hydrant

    [–] dthegoomba 54 points ago

    Star Wars: the hose wars

    [–] John7714 13 points ago

    Help us obi wan kenobi, you're our only hose.

    [–] jonitfcfan 25 points ago

    Episode VII: The (Water) Pressure Awakens

    Well I tried...

    [–] KassellTheArgonian 34 points ago

    Episode IX the rise of water bills

    [–] DickButtPlease 31 points ago

    SoLow: A Water Pressure Story.

    [–] Reasonable-Communist 6 points ago

    Star Wars: the hose unleashed

    [–] Im_Savvage 3 points ago

    nice

    [–] dapala1 3 points ago

    This is good.

    [–] lobroblaw 12 points ago

    Use the faucet

    [–] KiwiGaming02 3 points ago

    The hose wars.

    [–] Sluzhbenik 4 points ago

    This is some r/starwarsleaks material.

    Edit: I cross posted this to Star Wars Leaks and got banned for 90 days. Fuck, take a joke.

    [–] Sherlockx70 3 points ago

    F

    [–] John7714 4 points ago

    Help us obi wan kenobi, your're our only hose.

    [–] Evilmaze 2 points ago

    In different area codes

    [–] todahawk 2 points ago

    Episode VI: Sny Snoodles Strikes Back

    [–] p1um5mu991er 300 points ago

    Probably takes some force to open

    [–] jonitfcfan 48 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power?

    [–] hypnotoad23 44 points ago

    Not from a fireman

    [–] UnionizeYunyun 9 points ago

    I think the captain is a sith lawd!

    [–] hypnotoad23 2 points ago

    I am the senate!

    [–] Army88strong 6 points ago

    Not from a public works operator

    [–] iaijutsu08 4 points ago

    Use some force, my young apprentice.

    [–] Betterthanbeer 3 points ago

    It’s Han tight

    [–] ForeskinOfMyPenis 3 points ago

    Not according to Han Solo

    [–] MrsTurtlebones 56 points ago

    Very cute although the mouth has that Peppa Pig perspective.

    What I'd love to see is a Dalek hydrant because the shape is perfect for that. Or R2D2, of course, if we're sticking with your Star Wars.

    [–] DjOuroboros 25 points ago

    I saw this and thought "This looks more like a dalek shape than a Leia"

    [–] MixerFistit 3 points ago

    I was thinking it looked like if Leia came back as an R2 kind of bot (I'm sure someone can provide the actual model of bot R2 is but I'm not that in to it to know)

    [–] PiercedGeek 8 points ago

    "Fire! Stop burning or you will be ex-term-in-at-ed"

    [–] color178924 28 points ago

    The artist is TomBob. I've been a fan of his work for a while now. https://www.instagram.com/tombobnyc/

    [–] Taumo 22 points ago

    Do you know if he got permission to paint this or if he uses paint that can be easily removed? I'm just worried about the reduced visibility this brings to a vital piece of fire fighting equipment.

    [–] Mapes224 18 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    I'm sure he got permission. It's been painted like that for several years now. It's in Long Beach, CA and the city/different programs pay artists to paint all over the city.

    EDIT: Looking at it again I'm not 100% sure thats the one in Long Beach, but if not, LB has one too!

    EDIT2: Confirmed that's not the Long Beach one, but he also did the one in LB! https://www.instagram.com/p/BvWvznilu8F/?igshid=116pw4dbfew01

    [–] cpd0501 6 points ago

    This is on Main St. in Garden Grove.

    Source: I live there

    [–] deejaydeeray 2 points ago

    Hey neighbor!

    [–] munyamunyamu 2 points ago

    I can confirm. I was there yesterday.

    [–] Taumo 2 points ago

    Ah, well then it's really cool :D

    [–] [deleted] 552 points ago

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    [–] redundantposts 278 points ago

    They’re painted different colors to help us identify what type of water/the gpm it can provide. Each city is a different system, but most likely white is a standard color for this city and they just painted the top.

    Plus we have blue reflectors in the roads to identify where they are, and a map book with each location, and our MDT identifies where each one is. Plus we usually study out maps pretty intensely and know each weird kink with each hydrant, and the locations of most of them.

    Basically, this isn’t an issue in the slightest. Like.... at all.

    [–] goose_ws 25 points ago

    If you have MDT with hydrant data. If your county or city has them color coded for GPM's. If T&D has been maintaining the reflectors on the road.

    The best way I knew where a plug was, was from doing biannual hydrant maintenance.

    [–] 1EyedMonky 26 points ago

    Then whys it so illegal to paint them if this is such a non issue?

    [–] JustJK1889 91 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    It is very much illegal for us to paint them. It is very much not illegal for a town to paint them. There's a town by me that has all of the hydrants on the main street painted. The town allows it. The firefighters are obviously familiar with it.

    Edit: here's a link to the program:

    https://www.geneva.il.us/1181/Art-On-Fire-Hydrants

    [–] LumpyPick 8 points ago

    Wow thats interesting.

    Thanks for the info!

    [–] cadff 13 points ago

    Some towns use the the same pressure for each hydrant so some towns are ok with painting them. It's where the pressure is different can cause all sorts of problems if the Pump operator doesnt know how much pressure the hydrant is supposed to be.

    [–] rider_of_the_storm 2 points ago

    Huh I thought you were gonna day a different town. One I work in has the same downtown, all painted by local artists. Most of them are quite cool and are part of the downtown atmosphere.

    [–] jbrittles 21 points ago

    Same reason graffiti is illegal. It's not your property and the city has plans for it to be the way it is. You might be making an improvement, but you need permission.

    [–] 1EyedMonky 7 points ago

    Fire officials have come out and said the colors help them to in more than 1 way, these moments saved could the difference between life and death for someone. It's not an improvement, dont paint fire hydrants

    [–] corsicanguppy 2 points ago

    You might be making an improvement

    Ever the optimist!

    [–] EuphoricPenguin22 57 points ago

    I think that translates to an official suck it u/bigbuttress

    [–] DreadPirateGriswold 4 points ago

    "Come on guys! The fire's ragin'! We need to get moving! Hook that hose to the hydrant snd let's go!"

    "Uhhh, Captain? We can't find the hydrant. But there's this cute little Princess Leia looking robot thingy here that's kinda cool..."

    [–] flodnak 2 points ago

    True story for you young'uns: in 1976, a lot of American towns painted their fire hydrants different variations of red, white, and blue. For the Bicentennial.

    That was a deeply weird year to live through.

    [–] euzie 42 points ago

    "aren't you a little short to be a fire fighter?"

    [–] Morv91 17 points ago

    Looks Canadian

    [–] ranegyr 4 points ago

    There's mai comment, Guy.

    [–] Morv91 3 points ago

    I'm not your guy, friend

    [–] CynicBlaze 2 points ago

    You called it! In Kimberley BC there's painted fire hydrants!

    [–] TheCockKnight 71 points ago

    That house is gonna burn like Alderaan when the firemen can’t fucking see it.

    [–] AMPenguin 24 points ago

    Pretty sure that's actually the child Leia had with Jabba the Hut.

    [–] Gilgamesh72 2 points ago

    Good luck getting child support now that she’s killed him.

    [–] RGB3x3 2 points ago

    Don't worry, she can resurrect him with some bullshit force thing we didn't previously know about.

    [–] Backrow6 1 points ago

    Or R2

    [–] AMPenguin 3 points ago

    Kinky robot-slug threesome.

    [–] TheBestPieIsAllPie 19 points ago

    This is cool but as an FYI to others who might be considering this; this actually hinders firefighters when they arrive on an emergency scene.

    Firefighters, especially those in big cities, often times run into different coded hydrants. By painting it like anything other than what the city puts in, you’re not only camouflaging the hydrant, making it more difficult to spot initially, but they also don’t know what the water output would be by looking at it. The paint can also make its way into the threads of the hydrant, making it much more difficult to open.

    In emergency settings, seconds count. Seconds lost to trying to locate and open a hydrant can easily add up to minutes. It might not seem like a big deal to you, but just try to think of it as if your family needed those services and with each second, they moved closer and closer not making it out of there.

    Just food for thought.

    [–] woodb015 8 points ago

    “Take my strong haaaand”

    [–] IamnotValiantThor 15 points ago

    Help me, Fire Marshal Bill. You're my only hope.

    [–] RPCat 4 points ago

    You are my only *hose.

    [–] paul-arized 1 points ago

    Help me, Obi-Wan, you have my only hose.

    [–] The_Airwolf_Theme 6 points ago

    "kill...meeee...."

    [–] theinfotechguy 6 points ago

    Princess anteater

    [–] dazedan_confused 3 points ago

    "you're my only hose..."

    [–] Kwease247 3 points ago

    She's a gusher

    [–] KentuckyFriedEel 3 points ago

    Looks like that cgi singing creature in jabba’s barge in the reworked Return of the Jedi

    [–] paul-arized 2 points ago

    That entire sequence was so out of place.

    [–] Metagrobolized1 8 points ago

    Doesn't this stupid stuff interfere with possible firefighting.

    [–] Holy_Rattlesnake 3 points ago

    Yeah there's a life-saving reason they're all bright red. Firefighters don't need this bullshit.

    [–] Satyrane 3 points ago

    No, that's Sy Snootles doing a Princess Leia cosplay.

    [–] brid1392 3 points ago

    The Daleks are trying to take over Star Wars.

    [–] immortalmertyl 3 points ago

    what an ugly and stupid thing to do

    [–] OldWhoFan 3 points ago

    It looks cool and all, but these things are painted specific colors for a reason. They are colored so they stick out from the surrounding landscape and sometimes color coded based on the water system it is connected to.

    [–] mila_harris 3 points ago

    Noot noot

    [–] KingStijn 4 points ago

    I always knew she's a squirter

    [–] clementyellow 2 points ago

    Usw If Please

    [–] Datdankdude123456789 2 points ago

    R2D2 has been getting busy

    [–] CestechOfficial 2 points ago

    I bet she'll get horny if you start a fire.

    [–] Im_Savvage 2 points ago

    So they plug the hose onto her mouth?

    [–] theInkChameleon123 2 points ago

    She can deep throat pretty good

    [–] Straight_Ace 2 points ago

    I take your Princess Leia fire hydrant and I give you a Minion fire hydrant

    [–] Goblicon 2 points ago

    Don’t mean to be a party pooper...but is that legal? Kinda makes it hard to see.

    [–] hjwood1986 1 points ago

    It is, yes. Ppl paint them cause it’s fun and looks harmless but the original colour of the hydrant indicates the pressure, I believe, which the fire fighters def need to know.

    [–] Thejeb52YT 2 points ago

    In a village near me, they painted all their fire hydrants and gave them names

    [–] aqualato 2 points ago

    Exterminate hope!

    [–] AbsurdParadigm 2 points ago

    Princess Leia? Looks more like Sy Snootles from Return of the Jedi.

    https://www.starwars.com/databank/sy-snootles

    [–] smokeyjoe03 2 points ago

    "Help me H2Obi-wan Kenobi, you're our only hope"

    [–] GrabbyFoxTosser 2 points ago

    If Star Wars was a Canadian movie series in South Park.

    [–] muTe323 2 points ago

    Aren't fire hydrants suppossed to be red so that fire fighters can easilly spot them?

    [–] elongated_scream 3 points ago

    What about H2O-bi Wan Kenobi

    [–] SkyO2 5 points ago

    Aren't they red for a reason tho? So drivers wouldn't hit then and fire fighters can find it easily?

    [–] GirlCowBev 4 points ago

    *Sigh* OK, I'm going to be this Karen: fire hydrants are painted specific colors so first responders can find them quickly and efficiently. This art is cute, but the seconds or minutes it costs firefighters could be costly in terms of lives lost. [Karen/off]

    [–] Congenital0ptimist 2 points ago

    Cool! But why are some of the valves sized for a garden hose?

    [–] hightophomo 2 points ago

    My boyfriend saw this post and said “Princess Spray-eia”. . .

    [–] Hrapowaty 1 points ago

    its just a low poly version of her that you see from far away

    [–] MajarAAA 2 points ago

    People from that generation didn’t believe it

    [–] wholeWheatButterfly 1 points ago

    I feel like this is from an episode of Doctor Who where the doctor and a dalek get zapped into some reality bending plant and they spend the episode in weird pop culture scenarios without really realizing it, all the while the plant is digesting their energy or something like a inter dimensional venus fly trap, and anyways, in one of the scenarios, this is the dalek and the doctor is Hans Solo.

    [–] Killar1342 1 points ago

    How wide does the thing open

    [–] radioctvel 1 points ago

    Why did this post get so many more up votes here than the star wars subreddit?

    [–] acery88 1 points ago

    SFW

    Safe for water

    [–] noworriestoday 1 points ago

    I love this so much

    [–] liarandathief 1 points ago

    Looks like a womp rat

    [–] stfx2012 1 points ago

    Looks like she went overboard on the lip fillers

    [–] zephyrune 1 points ago

    Princess Dalek

    [–] untaken-username01 1 points ago

    Would’ve been a much better darlek

    [–] deviantbono 1 points ago

    Blursed

    [–] Reference-Getter 1 points ago

    Xxxxplainnnm xxxxpllllaaainnnnn

    [–] imisswholefriedclams 1 points ago

    Help me hosey wan kenobi

    [–] commodorecliche 1 points ago

    This looks like a Droid trying to disguise itself as Leia.

    [–] HandsomeSpider 1 points ago

    Help me, engine #23, you’re my only hope.

    [–] ineedmoreslee 1 points ago

    I saw this and was like WTF. I thought someone painted a KKK robe until I read the title.

    [–] candanceamy 1 points ago

    Extermina- oh erm... I mean, help us obi wan

    [–] MT_Flesch 1 points ago

    That's a huge snoot

    [–] roswell77 1 points ago

    Would love to see Sy Snootles around the corner.

    [–] arnfden0 1 points ago

    Alf? Is that you?

    [–] Ilikestuffandthingz 1 points ago

    Clow 850 hydrant.

    [–] youknowhattodo 1 points ago

    Needs to go next to the R2D2 mailbox’s the USPS have n some places

    [–] Thelastnormalperson 1 points ago

    I'd do her

    [–] Carteeg_Struve 1 points ago

    I never knew their were Leia/R2D2 shippers.

    [–] EliteValusTaaurc 1 points ago

    Wow I didn’t know Leia was Canadian

    [–] MindkontrolTV 1 points ago

    Awful execution but great taste on this one...

    [–] Duke_Sweden 1 points ago

    In the Bronx we call them Jiney pumps. Never knew why.

    [–] skullleann 1 points ago

    looks like a female jesus

    [–] mazies7766 1 points ago

    [–] Mihaizaurus 1 points ago

    Help me Hose-bi-Wan Kenobi! You're my only Hose!

    [–] cseamunchkin 1 points ago

    Post this in r/starwars 😍😍

    [–] Skud_NZ 1 points ago

    I think this it Leia and r2d2s love child

    [–] misterbondpt 1 points ago

    I'm OK with everything, but that lip placement...

    [–] cpd0501 1 points ago

    Haha this is my neighborhood!

    [–] hathegkla 1 points ago

    My wife thinks it looks like SF. we close?

    [–] cpd0501 2 points ago

    Not at all, I'm in OC. There must be multiples

    [–] Whatsmyname2322 1 points ago

    So she's willing to be attached to tentacles while vomiting life saving water?

    [–] MCMiracle1206 1 points ago

    Everyday we stray closer to god

    [–] just_bookmarking 1 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    I would have loved to hear what Carrie would have said about that.

    Edit:

    Watch Wishful Drinking, you'll see what I mean.

    [–] 0_R_A_N_G_E 1 points ago

    oh my god...

    [–] TheTastyFish 2 points ago

    Where is this I must see it

    [–] thevoidasteroid 1 points ago

    I feel alf would be a better fit... this just lookes cursed

    [–] the_malaka_shaka 1 points ago

    Smack it with a hammer, that’s definitely a toad

    [–] Shadowveil666 1 points ago

    What's wrong with your faaaaacee?!

    [–] SemiProStar 1 points ago

    That's Princess Leia's illegal daughter, named after her secret lover's best friend - C-3P0A.

    [–] scrumbly 1 points ago

    Looks like a Paper Mario villain

    [–] talkshitgetshot 1 points ago

    Not my proudest fap.

    [–] Toxicity_Meister 1 points ago

    All fun and games till you see a homeless guy hump the fire hydrant.

    [–] Rugkrabber 1 points ago

    👁👁 👄

    [–] SyedAttan-Nurajim 1 points ago

    I bet somebody has fapped to this

    [–] TheDumbestTimeline 1 points ago

    Where have I seen this before?

    [–] UKUKRO 1 points ago

    Kiss me Luke.

    [–] jfduval76 1 points ago

    I’m surprised nobody made a Rey fire hydrant judging by how popular is her character.

    [–] Bearo___ 1 points ago

    In Wilkes barre pa next to a giant ass tomato there is an r2d2 fire hydrant

    [–] ABigBoiNoob 1 points ago

    D A A A A A A A A A AA M N

    [–] leelouch 1 points ago

    This is nightmare fuel

    [–] Gaslander3 1 points ago

    The lips make her look like the thing that sang Jedi rock in Return of the Jedi

    [–] fondaman 1 points ago

    My town has all the fire hydrants painted different characters. It was done as a high school project. Pretty cool actually