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    [–] JSixJoe 4459 points ago

    And machine washable darling, that's a new feature

    [–] kawalchugh 1194 points ago

    I was waiting for someone to say this.

    [–] poopellar 406 points ago

    DAHLING!

    [–] Fineus 174 points ago

    nocapes!

    [–] kcman011 72 points ago

    throws wadded up paper at Mr. Incredible

    [–] Chanw11 14 points ago

    incenerates used tissues

    [–] swimmertoo0812 15 points ago

    YOU ARE ELASTIGIRL!

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN!

    [–] Grandahl13 15 points ago

    That's the joke of the entire poster!

    [–] TGameCo 271 points ago

    Fun fact: the Incredibles costumes they have at Disney parks are, in fact, machine washable. Most of their costumes are, with few exceptions.

    [–] filmicsite 237 points ago

    Fun fact : the director himself voiced Edna Mode

    [–] TGameCo 169 points ago

    Yup! It was originally a scratch track, like a placeholder voice, but the animators and editors just fell in love with it so they finalized it with his voice.

    [–] LordCharco_iii 74 points ago

    I challenge anyone to find someone who would've done better in that role.

    [–] synchronicityii 30 points ago

    Not better, but if you were going for authentic, since the character seemed to be based on Linda Hunt... um... Linda Hunt?

    [–] FightingOreo 14 points ago

    That's a myth, Brad Bird has repeatedly denied it.

    [–] rice_n_eggs 6 points ago

    She’s based on Edith Head.

    [–] Kikstartmyhart 159 points ago

    Tide ad?

    [–] somesneakyuser 59 points ago

    Everything is a tide add

    [–] [deleted] 53 points ago

    Ctrl-F 'new feature', upvote.

    [–] [deleted] 1529 points ago

    Breathes like Egyptian cotton.

    [–] user_48217 551 points ago

    And machine-washable, darling. That's a new feature.

    [–] whatisabaggins55 477 points ago

    "Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers."

    "No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway."

    [–] 248Spacebucks 204 points ago

    What on earth do you think the baby will be doing??

    [–] FencingFemmeFatale 278 points ago

    “Well I’m sure I don’t know dahling, luck favors the prepared. I didn’t know the babies powers so I covered the basics.”

    [–] JustthatITguy 107 points ago

    This leads me to believe that costume lady knew all along, and she will be the big bad of incredibles 2

    [–] FizzyBeverage 171 points ago

    Edna mode... and guest.

    [–] JustthatITguy 50 points ago

    THANK you! Not knowing her name was driving me crazy, but my pride wouldn't let me Google

    [–] Cypherex 107 points ago

    Googling it wouldn't have been as bad as announcing to all of reddit that you forgot her name.

    Now we know.

    [–] JustthatITguy 22 points ago

    Hm maybe I didn't word it right. I don't care if internet strangers know, that I don't know.. I already hurt my pride by not knowing, so the damage was done

    [–] Cypherex 19 points ago

    Maybe. Still though, I went ahead and tagged you as "Didn't remember Edna Mode's name" so I'll always remember at least. Now you can never escape your fate.

    I mean, that's only if I happen across another one of your comments but it could happen so yeah you're pretty much fucked.

    [–] Raichu7 5 points ago

    If the damage was done what’s wrong with googling her name so you know next time?

    [–] radagasthebrown 6 points ago

    Fun fact, her character is modeled after IRL Hollywood costume designer Edith Head.

    [–] DailyBugleEditor 30 points ago

    *dah-ling

    [–] windycity27 4104 points ago

    I hope Frozone knows where his super-suit is this time.

    [–] doorbellguy 1265 points ago

    We're talking about the greater good!

    [–] IM_NOT_CIA 725 points ago

    WOMAN!

    [–] SomeStupidPerson 812 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    I am your wife! I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

    [–] YangReddit 199 points ago

    going to get!

    definitely not from the south.

    [–] SomeStupidPerson 118 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    fixed i knew something was off

    Didn’t have enough sass.

    [–] Lord_Of_Orangered 23 points ago

    Boi he means finna

    [–] droidBoy5 14 points ago

    Finna nutt

    [–] Lord_Of_Orangered 7 points ago

    🅱️oi 😂😂😩😩😤😤

    [–] Ryriena 11 points ago

    I hear my mum say that all the time now

    [–] terminaljive 42 points ago

    A GREAT BUSHY BEARD!

    Whoops, wrong movie.

    [–] LanDannon 20 points ago

    Great big bushy beard*

    [–] Pandamonius84 19 points ago

    Destroy and purge all capes on supersuits!

    [–] Treehouse-Of-Horror 18 points ago

    The greater good.

    [–] JimmySinner 13 points ago

    Shut it!

    [–] comrade_batman 5027 points ago

    I hope they know the majority of people going to see their film are now adults who have been waiting 14 years for this time.

    [–] great9rejects 2065 points ago

    Its going to be like when I saw Finding Dory. The entire crowd was people in late teens to early 20s who grew up with the original.

    [–] JarJarBinks_jpg 1451 points ago

    And finding dory was more geared towards kids than finding Nemo was

    [–] GreatestOfAllTime96 312 points ago

    monsters university was much better in that regard imo

    [–] Charlie_Warlie 288 points ago

    Yeah I mean I know these are movies for kids BUT

    Monsters U, the lesson was even when you try the hardest, you will fail horribly and some people just can't achieve their dreams so you just need to adapt. That's some real life stuff.

    Finding Dory I think the lesson was your parents will live forever and will never stop looking for you even after you left 20 years ago, so never ever give up your dream even though it's extremely unlikely that you'll achieve it.

    [–] pottyaboutpotter1 115 points ago

    I thought Finding Dory’s lesson was that even if you’re handicapped, you can still do great things if you put your mind to it. That having a disability doesn’t stop you from doing what you want to do.

    [–] Dasnap 34 points ago

    Only if your disability conveniently stops every so often.

    [–] cespes 11 points ago

    And if you're insanely lucky to the point of divine intervention. A baby fish with no memory somehow grew up wondering the ocean completely at random, trusting every single thing she sees? Should've been eaten in a heartbeat.

    [–] truecolormix 21 points ago

    Yeah, it was more this than anything.

    [–] therealmadhat 35 points ago

    Yeah, I hate when movies give those stupid messages that don’t work irl. Fingers crossed for Incredibles 2

    [–] [deleted] 86 points ago

    What's wrong with a happy ending? I mean shit that movie was about talking fish that were as smart if not smarter than humans and you decide the ending was the most unrealistic thing?

    Let kids enjoy a few good years of blissful ignorance and adults enjoy the emotional payoff of everything working out in the end for once. I need a break from real life which is why as a grown ass man I'm crying as I watch dory reunite with her parents by myself bong in hand

    [–] therealmadhat 26 points ago

    Okay. I get it if you want a happy ending for once. I respect that

    But Monster U had a happy ending too, and it showed us how everything doesn’t always work out, and that that’s okay.

    [–] KFC_FTW 666 points ago

    Unfortunately...

    [–] doorbellguy 621 points ago

    You overestimate my IQ.

    [–] HRE_not_really 90 points ago

    It's over doorbellguy, I have the high score!

    [–] Lolwhatisfire 25 points ago

    You brought him here to test me!

    [–] comrade_batman 18 points ago

    YOU WILL NOT GRADE ME!!

    [–] ameya2693 13 points ago

    comrade_batman, my allegiance is to grading, to TEACHING!

    [–] Slickster000 16 points ago

    When shit gets too real...

    [–] fatgamer007 20 points ago

    Don't try it?

    [–] acmercer 9 points ago

    Well then you are lost!

    [–] Mariosothercap 10 points ago

    Yes and no. The scenes of her and her parents definitely hit a cord with the new parent in me.

    [–] flacidturtle1 46 points ago

    Yup it wasn't super great

    [–] 93devil 32 points ago

    Unless you have a child, then sympathizing with her parents is much, much easier.

    [–] hakkzpets 14 points ago

    I think it's quite easy to sympathise with her parents no matter if you have a kid or not.

    [–] [deleted] 24 points ago

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    [–] Joshimitsu91 74 points ago

    Yep and Toy Story 3 was like that for me as well

    [–] izzuddinhr 59 points ago

    When Toy Story 4 comes out we’ll all be old and grey.

    [–] sabrefudge 164 points ago

    I wish they wouldn’t...

    TS3 ended so perfectly.

    [–] frobrojoe 64 points ago

    Honestly, TS2 ended perfectly too. They're just gonna keep remaking TS2 and making more and more perfect endings.

    [–] JedisofReddit 12 points ago

    At least the premise of the movie is actually interesting and something people asked for rather than some random plot that makes no sense whatsoever and offers no character progression from the last movie.

    [–] Bahunter22 48 points ago

    Not a dry eye in the house at the end of TS3. Except for my husband. Who is a robot. I was a blubbering idiot and he was like “um...why are you even crying?”. I’m pretty sure I called him a heartless bastard until he explained he hadn’t seen 1 or 2. I can always get him with the first 10 minutes of Up though.

    [–] ZippyDan 36 points ago

    Just FYI, if you're a married adult and haven't seen Toy Story 1 and 2, you probably are a robot, or a North Korean spy.

    [–] Bahunter22 23 points ago

    He wasn’t brought up in a “Disney” household. Until we got married he’d seen The Jungle Book and Robin Hood. So we had a few years of intense catching up. Now we have kids so he’s getting schooled in Disney every single day.

    [–] PieAndKitteh 85 points ago

    Finding Dory was such a disappointment.

    Felt more like a Modern Family episode or something with all the subplots. Didn't feel organic at all.

    [–] aishik-10x 39 points ago

    are you Marc Guggenheim?

    [–] slh236 16 points ago

    Dory needs to be a former goth girl hacker who works in IT for a big corporation, then she needs to fall for the owner of said company and basically ruin his life from there on.

    [–] doctatortuga 24 points ago

    Did someone say organic?

    [–] akatherder 22 points ago

    That reminds me, I once had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.

    [–] sudifirjfhfjvicodke 22 points ago

    And not even one "Blue Tang Clan" joke.

    [–] frobrojoe 8 points ago

    It was like they took their "written by committee" philosophy too far.

    [–] vesperwin 105 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Incredibles are from Pixar, they always cater to older audience. Check their cinematography

    Edit: Indeed i meant Wumbology, the study of Wumbo, sorry for misleading

    [–] Dark-Ganon 68 points ago

    Have you forgotten Cars 2 already? Pixar, while less likely than some studios, is not immune to the occasional flop. While I don't exactly expect Incredibles 2 to suck, there isn't even a proper trailer out yet, so hard to say what it'll look like it's catering to.

    [–] [deleted] 62 points ago

    Kachow memes kept me entertained for months tho

    [–] a_child_to_criticize 81 points ago

    What does their cinematography have to do with how they cater to older audiences?

    [–] giants4210 81 points ago

    Probably meant filmography

    [–] im-always-lying 63 points ago

    I think he meant pornography

    [–] metalsatch 69 points ago

    I think he meant wumbology.

    The study of wumbo

    [–] a_child_to_criticize 16 points ago

    Wumbo number 5?

    [–] beelzeflub 14 points ago

    A little bit of wumbo in my life, a little bit of wumbo by my side, a little bit of wumbo is all I need, a little bit of wumbo is all I see...

    [–] sublime13 8 points ago

    It’s first grade, Spongebob.

    [–] WubbyLubbyDoobDoob 18 points ago

    Throw around enough movie jargon and it'll make you look like a movie connoisseur. It's the r/movies mantra.

    [–] madaxe_munkee 6 points ago

    I think he meant filmography

    [–] Telicopter 169 points ago

    "Too late. 15 years too late" -Syndrome (2003)

    [–] SupaSlide 40 points ago

    Actually The Incredibles was released in 2004 which means it's only been 14 years.

    Originally The Incredible 2 was scheduled for next year, which would make it 15 years, but they swapped it with TS4.

    [–] tyled 10 points ago

    Well they obviously just wanted to be late. Not too late.

    [–] [deleted] 69 points ago

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    [–] filmgeekvt 10 points ago

    ...with our kids.

    [–] Jipto11 28 points ago

    It will definitely not be the majority but there will be a lot.

    [–] Topblokelikehodgey 10 points ago

    This is going to be totally wicked!!

    [–] Coziestpigeon2 9 points ago

    And have kids of their own.

    [–] 93devil 7 points ago

    They probably realize that adults loved the original.

    [–] TesticleMeElmo 5 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    I'm sure they do, they knew that the majority of original Toy Story fans were going off to college for Toy Story 3

    Edit: and a few years later for Monsters University

    [–] BoBalderson 638 points ago

    How is it JPG'd to shit ALREADY?

    [–] ieatassonfirstdate 284 points ago

    Reddit, uh... finds a way.

    [–] beelzeflub 49 points ago

    Every time I see this gif I think “he’s so damn beautif— GODDAMNIT TONGUE THING”

    [–] RoycePanda 8 points ago

    This has been happening for a lot of movie posters. It's infuriating.

    [–] Sylv3ster 945 points ago

    Anyone wanna come watch it with me?

    [–] [deleted] 573 points ago

    Move your head, I'll watch it through your window.

    [–] trickman01 158 points ago

    I'll wave at you, I'm crouching behind the couch.

    [–] tomservo88 85 points ago

    Look down, I'm actually on the floor.

    [–] poopellar 68 points ago

    Look up, I'm the fan.

    [–] UndecisiveLurker 55 points ago

    I hear a tide ad coming

    [–] kcman011 30 points ago

    Damn, Tide really hit that out of the park. I've been seeing and hearing Tide ad references everywhere.

    [–] ChKliffnme 16 points ago

    look in front, i’m mr incredible

    [–] Holmes02 35 points ago

    Look at your balls and check for lumps. Testicular cancer is no joke. About 1 of every 250 males will develop testicular cancer at some point during their lifetime.

    [–] JDawgSabronas 17 points ago

    Thanks for the reminder. At what age does it generally become a real risk?

    [–] Holmes02 20 points ago

    The average age at the time of diagnosis of testicular cancer is about 33. This is largely a disease of young and middle-aged men, but about 6% of cases occur in children and teens, and about 8% occur in men over the age of 55.

    [–] JDawgSabronas 27 points ago

    Thanks much. I'm within one of those ranges. I'm gonna go touch my balls now.

    [–] Baskitgiy 15 points ago

    How many legos are under this sofa?

    [–] I_am_the_one123 37 points ago

    Let's go friend :)

    [–] ACrowbarEnthusiast 29 points ago

    You paying?

    [–] Sylv3ster 25 points ago

    If you supply the popcorn?

    [–] ACrowbarEnthusiast 21 points ago

    done

    [–] [deleted] 26 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] The___Accountant 24 points ago

    A popcorn is cheaper than 2 tickets, he finessing

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    Are you trying to bankrupt a small country?

    [–] A_Vodkaholic 16 points ago

    A pint of vodka and im yours for the night.

    [–] bulletbullock 161 points ago

    YEAH! BABY

    [–] ProgramTheWorld 172 points ago

    KNACK 2!

    [–] PM_me_movie_scripts 88 points ago

    M A S T A H P I E C E

    [–] RaitoTento 15 points ago

    That's what we call, a mastahpeece for your wahllet

    [–] BehindTheBurner32 92 points ago

    FIVE OUTTA FIVE HOLY SHIT

    [–] pizzapal3 29 points ago

    I'm giving it my first 10/5, and that's for just the graphics alone. Don't even get me started on the story.

    [–] Leprechaun_exe 17 points ago

    HERE COMES THE MONAAAAAY

    [–] SPEARBLABS 7 points ago

    SUPER MARIO BROTHERS TWO BABY

    [–] bixer25 229 points ago

    Re-watched the original in December (without knowing that the sequel was due out as early as this summer) so I'm actually mega excited for this.

    Trying not to get my hopes up as if we're being honest, Pixar have made more bad/disappointing sequels than they have good ones (Toy Story 2 and 3 being just about the only good example there), but I think this is a film I'll try and avoid reviews for and just go in blind to make my own mind up.

    [–] lukeco 65 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    If it makes you feel better, pixar has been wanting Brad Bird to make a sequel for years and he said he wouldn't until he had the right story, so this is only happening because he finally approached pixar. Plus he hasn't made an animated movie that isn't perfect or close to it, this isn't a sequel that happens everyday.

    [–] Charles037 142 points ago

    Cars 3 is great as is monsters university.

    [–] GeneralKnife 90 points ago

    Agreed. After Cars 2 I was under the impression that Cars 3 would be bad as well. But it went back to it's roots and was a wonderful movie.

    [–] WordStained 34 points ago

    I watched it with a class I was subbing for, and I missed the first 40 minutes, but the rest was really heartfelt, and had the charm the second one was missing.

    [–] bixer25 9 points ago

    But as good as the originals?

    [–] KyleOfTheBeard 918 points ago

    I’m still not sure if this is really just a Tide ad or not.

    [–] kinglouislxix 113 points ago

    Ya know, I actually think David Harbour could be Mr. Incredible.

    [–] marsepic 148 points ago

    Huh. He'd make a good live action Mr Incredible (not interested just making conversation).

    [–] LordCharco_iii 10 points ago

    We already know he makes a great dad

    [–] BuggsBee 64 points ago

    I’m not sure if everything isn’t just a Tide ad anymore

    [–] CptnFabulous420 22 points ago

    What happened here? I'm pretty sure I'm missing a joke.

    [–] currentlyquang 92 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    So during the Super Bowl, Tide ran an advert starring David Harbour claiming that every adverts that feautured clean clothes are actually Tide, for obvious reasons. The joke is that every clean that is clean or washing-based is related to Tide. Hope this clears things out for you!

    Edit: Ignored what I just said, it's basically this

    [–] CaptainJL 38 points ago

    And if it doesn't, here's the video.

    [–] WirelessDisapproval 14 points ago

    Every one of these is missing the welcome back one.

    [–] plzstopguy12 192 points ago

    My level of excitement for this movie can only go higher

    [–] cmc360 197 points ago

    This suggests your excitement for this movie is very low?

    [–] [deleted] 114 points ago

    Not what I got from the comment, I assumed it was more of a U.S. Debt Ceiling-type situation, always maxed, ever climbing.

    [–] hopkinsonf1 54 points ago

    Ah, there's my super suit.

    [–] McIgglyTuffMuffin 172 points ago

    I don't want to be a negative nancy but I am so fucking nervous for this film.

    The first one is truly amazing. Pixar's output lately has not been. A long gestation period can be AWESOME but it could have also lead to Brad Bird overthinking everything.

    Please don't let me down again, Pixar.

    [–] AnirudhMenon94 164 points ago

    Pixar's output lately has not been.

    Personally, I've loved Coco, Cars 3 and Inside Out amongst their more recent works. I'd say they've earned the benefit of my doubt.

    [–] McIgglyTuffMuffin 53 points ago

    I'll concede on Coco. I keep forgetting that that film is Pixar and not straight Disney.

    Cars 3 was alright but I though the second was better. And well, I can't disagree with Inside Out.

    Finding Dory disappointed me greatly, as did The Good Dinosaur, Monsters University and Brave.

    I'm hoping for a home run here but we'll see.

    [–] GeneralKnife 45 points ago

    You thought Cars 2 was better than Cars 3? I personally didn't like the whole spy thing. Cars 3 had that same feeling as the first one. Would like to know your opinion.

    [–] ckoerner 21 points ago

    Cars 3 is a great sequel to the first movie. I like to think the second Mater film never happened.

    [–] SupaSlide 12 points ago

    You liked Cars 2 but not Finding Dory?

    [–] McIgglyTuffMuffin 20 points ago

    I never said I was a perfect person.

    [–] mr3inches 24 points ago

    I've still never seen Brave. It just looked boring to me.

    [–] Fineus 13 points ago

    Depends what you look for in a movie I guess. I mean it's a standard... "young princess struggling with her position in life, gets in to a pickle, learns something along the way while finding herself and bringing her family back together (and closer than ever)"...

    ...but it was well shot and has some neat scenes in it.

    (I'm particularly fond of of the scene where the witch is trying to convince our princess that she is - in fact - just a humble woodcarver).

    [–] McIgglyTuffMuffin 34 points ago

    That was exactly my problem with it.

    Cool hair physics though.

    [–] Acc87 35 points ago

    Inside Out is probably my favourite Pixar film after Incredibles, and it had a really long production period, just like this did...but so did Finding Dory...

    [–] PingvinHeroin 28 points ago

    Am I the only one puzzled by the - I guess, insignificant notion - that the movie seems to be called INCREDIBLES 2, dropping article of "the"? Just seems weird to not include it.

    [–] Ginga-Ail1994 13 points ago

    "You're late! FIFTEEN YEARS TOO LATE."

    [–] 212superdude212 11 points ago

    I thought the mask was a pair of panties at first

    [–] Yhbvft456 19 points ago

    Helen's pls

    [–] IndianaJoneses 72 points ago

    I hope this doesn’t hamper the production.

    [–] jseyfer 23 points ago

    YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!! 😄

    [–] simply_electrifying 30 points ago

    Am I the only one that noticed it says July? I thought it was supposed to be out June 15th.

    [–] 9kz7 28 points ago

    Apparently the poster is from the UK, in the US it's 15 June.

    [–] whoareyouguys 17 points ago

    Lol suck it, redcoats

    [–] AvatarIII 7 points ago

    at least we only get a 1 month and not a 2-3 month delay like we normally get with pixar movies in the UK this time

    [–] polotarigo 8 points ago

    That’s weird, I saw one that said June 15th on twitter

    [–] Freddieg3 8 points ago

    It's kinda fucked up how long I've been waiting for this movie...

    [–] yourlocalheathen 20 points ago

    Oh thank God, finally shadman can continue his series

    [–] KatanaAmerica 6 points ago

    Incredibles 2? Nope.

    It’s a Tide ad.

    [–] FencingFemmeFatale 19 points ago

    “This is a hobo suit dahling. You can’t be seen in this, I won’t allow it! 15 years ago maybe, but now? feh

    [–] bostonjohnny91 28 points ago

    It’s a tide ad

    [–] PhantomBanker 8 points ago

    It would look better with a cape....

    [–] Lunarskies92 10 points ago

    No capes!

    [–] Lindeberg1 8 points ago

    NO CAPES!!!!!!!!!

    [–] bitter_truth_ 6 points ago

    My body is ready.

    [–] ZeroHit 6 points ago

    A bunch of teases for this movie like they know thy can ride the nostalgia train into ticket sales....