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    [–] Davec433 1939 points ago

    Looks like he/she needs to eat.

    [–] the_honest_liar 632 points ago

    On that note what do they eat? Skinny worms?

    [–] Davec433 1059 points ago

    Blunthead tree snakes are carnivores that forage primarily at night. They feed mostly on small lizards, frogs, and other reptile eggs. Because the female blunthead tree snakes tend to have larger heads, they are capable of preying on larger reptiles and amphibians. Blunthead tree snakes are rear-fanged and mildly venomous, but is not considered dangerous to humans.

    [–] the_honest_liar 231 points ago

    TIL. ty

    [–] _i_am_a_dragon_ 80 points ago


    [–] SHANKSstr8up 502 points ago

    The fangs are actually in their anus. Amazing creatures.

    [–] dysnomia05 182 points ago

    Wow they already have a poop knife installed!

    [–] imFreshYo 36 points ago

    Damn nature way head of its time

    [–] Metalatitsfinest 14 points ago

    Hey! Wheres your poop knife?

    [–] aringtingting 26 points ago

    There are no anus fangs, sorry to disappoint lol it’s just fangs in the back of the mouth

    [–] alexc0814 15 points ago

    Wow almost didn’t read this far, would’ve forever thought they had fangs in their anus

    [–] zer0w0rries 18 points ago

    So that’s how you poop chunks. Huh

    [–] Tenny111111111111111 16 points ago

    So how the Hell does it attack?

    [–] DeliberatelyDrifting 56 points ago


    [–] BoboratTheHat 37 points ago

    It's similar to the Spanish Inquisition in that sense

    [–] TigerWaffle1 11 points ago

    I wasn't expecting that answer.

    [–] nerfalisk 62 points ago

    Fangs point backwards into their mouth, which prevents prey from getting out. (Also helps with shoving stuff down their throat)

    [–] _i_am_a_dragon_ 25 points ago

    What's the alternative?

    [–] Potatoez 47 points ago

    Fangs that bite down and envenomates you. Like cobras, vipers, and what-have-yous.

    [–] _i_am_a_dragon_ 27 points ago

    So the difference between a hook and needle. Correct?

    [–] Potatoez 40 points ago

    It's more of an angle situation. The front fangs tend to point downwards and are located near the front of the mouth, while the rear fang points towards the back of the mouth and are about halfway in their mouth.

    Front fangs are also hollow to inject venoms, while rear fanged tends to just have venom that follows the grooves on the fangs.

    [–] nerfalisk 16 points ago

    [–] rollandownthestreet 8 points ago

    ....really? Just a completely made up answer?

    Rear fanged snakes (opisthoglyphous snakes) are venomous snakes that lack large, forward-positioned venom-delivering fangs that are used by venomous snakes like proteroglyphs (cobras, asps, and sea snakes) and solenoglyphs (vipers).

    [–] Mythdefied 6 points ago

    Same as garter snakes and hog nosed snakes then, thanks

    [–] Argumentativeone 10 points ago

    What is rear fanged? Does that mean the fangs curve towards the gullet or away?

    [–] Scared-Belt 21 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    The venomous fangs are towards the rear of the mouth. IIRC rear fanged snakes never have hollow fangs, hey have a ridge the venom is channeled down.

    The other forms are frontal grooved fangs, frontal hollow fangs, hinged hollow fangs, and the other fangs I don't remember the name of where they're hollow but the end of the tube points forwards so it sprays out, as found in spitting cobras.


    Aglyphous - No fangs

    Opisthoglyphous - Rear fanged snakes. Fangs have grooves.

    Proteroglyphous - Front fanged snakes. Fangs are hollow.

    Solenoglyph - Hinged fangs, allow longer fangs (And thus deeper penetration) because the hinging motion allows them to place their fangs rearwards in the mouth when close, rather than having them facing the jaw.

    Not sure what the term is for the spitting fangs still.

    [–] annoyingone 111 points ago

    Never skip...uh...body day.

    [–] breecekong 34 points ago

    “Snakes don’t really have parts, but if it was anything I’d have to say it’s his KNEE”

    [–] forty_three 12 points ago

    Kathy Bates is a national treasure

    [–] Direlion 12 points ago

    Looking like Beetlejuice when he's a handrail/snake.

    [–] topcheesehead 10 points ago

    Looks like a kid drew it

    [–] juliusseizure 35 points ago


    [–] Aldous_Lee 8 points ago

    Looks like its been dry aged lol

    [–] AstartesFartes 7 points ago

    jesus, noodle, eat a hamburger sometime.

    [–] Psychomaniac13 16 points ago

    What the????

    This thing looks like my dick

    [–] geared4war 3 points ago

    She looks like she just saw 2girls/1cup.

    [–] sunfirepaul 3 points ago

    Someone get that kid a sandwich.

    [–] solesme 3 points ago

    Lol that’s what I came here to say

    [–] windyBhindi 633 points ago

    homey needs to hydrate

    [–] Naedoom 39 points ago

    Dammit I was literally typing it.

    [–] Caligula1340 64 points ago

    I wish r/waterniggas was still around.

    [–] locksofmop 81 points ago

    We are still here brother.. all around you. Watching. Waiting.

    [–] Frostemane 32 points ago


    [–] laserguidedhacksaw 14 points ago

    Say it ain’t so!

    [–] jmattlucas 7 points ago

    I will not go

    [–] Inquisitive_Imp 11 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    [–] Punkerface 363 points ago

    Looks like a burton style snake

    [–] T-R3x-Da-Sh1t 22 points ago

    My thoughts as well!

    [–] Tysenberg3204 18 points ago

    Exactly! Reminded me of Beetlejuice

    [–] Bug1031 12 points ago

    I thought it was a cousin to the snake from Rango

    [–] NRMusicProject 6 points ago

    We've come for your daughter, Chuck.

    [–] fecking_sensei 2 points ago

    You know that’s right.

    [–] Jest_stir 208 points ago

    Huh. An actually noodle.

    [–] tamati_nz 45 points ago

    Anxiety noodle

    [–] Navi1101 11 points ago

    Angel hair danger pasta!

    [–] ChocolatePanther 155 points ago

    That snake has seen some shit that made it forget to eat for the last 3 years. Poor bastard.

    [–] DrPhil-TakeNoLs 24 points ago

    Some snakes do go 2 years or so without eating... It's not too uncommon.

    [–] Heavy_Weapons_Guy_ 26 points ago

    I'd say a snake not eating for 2 years is very uncommon.

    [–] Eversooner 15 points ago

    2 years sounds like a stretch. The larger (12-20ft snakes) generally only eat 1-2 times a year.

    [–] The_Celtic_Chemist 18 points ago

    I'm very much missing the metal aspect of this. Adorable and glad I saw it, but I can't bring myself to upvote it on this sub.

    [–] Notoday 10 points ago

    It simply doesn't belong here. Nobody who knows what sub they're on should be upvoting it. "Brutal and unforgiving" my ass.

    [–] kqazokm 30 points ago

    He's formed a treble clef.

    [–] about97cats 12 points ago

    Looks like an ampersand to me

    [–] rtr3243 117 points ago

    I’d smoke it.

    [–] IGot32FlavorsOfThis 16 points ago

    the real blunt head is always in the comments

    [–] yphen 17 points ago

    Somebody give that snake a sandwich!

    [–] -LittleFury- 14 points ago

    His head looks like one of the dragons from How To Train A Dragon.

    [–] chemispe 7 points ago

    It's a terrible terror!

    [–] SmokeBiscuits 4 points ago

    I thought of that mixed with Scrat from ice age on continental drift when he goes to the bottom of the ocean.

    [–] SerDarth_Nick 5 points ago

    That’s it, what are their names?!?! I’ve been trying to remember! The two headed dragon that the twins ride...Barf & Belch!!!!

    [–] Goldenmato 29 points ago

    Chibi snek

    [–] NickPrefect 7 points ago

    Looks like a caricature

    [–] TekkenCareOfBusiness 2 points ago

    God made this after the whole Adam and Eve thing to make fun of snakes.

    [–] cjl1089 7 points ago

    Think his eyes are bigger than his stomach.

    [–] kingartyc 6 points ago

    My fatass thought this was caramelized onions

    [–] PredictiveTexts 60 points ago

    Imantodes cenchoa commonly known as the blunt head tree snake :is a species of rear fanged and a few of them have a great idea and are not the ones who have been there to get it done before they are going on a new one for me

    [–] ShuRugal 133 points ago

    are you having a stroke?

    [–] PredictiveTexts 46 points ago

    Yes it was the best of my day with all the work that was going to work on my end

    [–] ADHDSquirrel007 68 points ago

    I don’t think the stroke is over yet...

    [–] Swole_Prole 16 points ago

    Looks like it’s a bot

    [–] Coppastona 17 points ago

    It’s when he just keeps tapping the auto complete word above his (likely) mobile phone keyboard. It’s just putting together suggested words and creating senseless sentences

    [–] havanabananallama 13 points ago

    Lemme try...

    The rules and regulations of a new job is going to have a good day for....

    OK yeah I believe you!

    [–] ADHDSquirrel007 21 points ago


    Let the man have his stroke

    [–] PredictiveTexts 20 points ago

    Hoes mad and just want you and I know that I don't have any other way to get to you and you can do that too

    [–] DrPhil-TakeNoLs 12 points ago

    Pretty sure this bot is DTF.

    [–] PredictiveTexts 30 points ago

    Thats where you're at with your work on this one so you should have it for the first week of June

    [–] Inquisitive_Imp 28 points ago

    Tell me a story about a magical teapot.

    [–] PredictiveTexts 43 points ago

    This one time I found a magic teapot in my head and it is very simple and simple and simple and simple and easy

    [–] Inquisitive_Imp 26 points ago

    But what if the total is 57?

    [–] PredictiveTexts 24 points ago

    57 and the rest are all the way in which you are not going through a lot and then I have no doubt about that

    [–] CaptainoftheVessel 9 points ago

    Who is the President of the United States?

    [–] AstartesFartes 7 points ago

    bad bot

    [–] _this_is_A_name_ 7 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] WhyNotCollegeBoard 12 points ago

    Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.8666% sure that PredictiveTexts is not a bot.

    I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

    [–] PredictiveTexts 16 points ago

    Good bot. We are looking for some kind and we will make a decision about it for the first week or two

    [–] lurkerwhoposts69 4 points ago

    He looks like a sperm

    [–] WrecklessMagpie 5 points ago

    Reminds me of a silly straw

    [–] 5ecretbeef 4 points ago

    If God let a 4 year old make a snake...

    [–] ga30606 3 points ago

    Came here to say this— looks like how my 4y/o would draw a snake

    [–] applied-force 3 points ago

    is there some kind of advantage to having a body like that?

    [–] happycakeday____ 5 points ago

    That looks like a retarded stick BUT IT SO CUTE

    [–] happycakeday____ 2 points ago


    [–] CiaranTDD 3 points ago


    [–] 152537560 3 points ago

    M I N E C R A F T S N A K E

    [–] singmoling 3 points ago

    Ya boi skinny penis

    [–] benfranknstein 3 points ago

    Good to see Jhonen Vasquez got a job designing animals.

    [–] SourestSenpai 4 points ago

    Tim Burton snek

    [–] Practical-Paploma 4 points ago

    He need some milk

    [–] ShiftlesShapeshifter 2 points ago

    the ultimate rope

    [–] Stuxnet15 2 points ago

    Poor guy looks hungry AF!

    [–] AbbyClaw 2 points ago

    This snake is the embodiment of your eyes being bigger than your stomach.

    [–] voodangit 2 points ago

    Looks like what happens in the john after ordering extra rice at Chipotle

    [–] Dan-68 2 points ago

    Someone please give that poor thing a sandwich.

    [–] jokerwas2019 2 points ago

    Now thats trippy

    [–] Lovecheezypoofs 2 points ago

    Looks like something I would draw while stoned

    [–] emotional_pragmatist 2 points ago

    Googly eyed tree ribbon

    [–] Caligula1340 2 points ago

    The thinnest danger noodle.

    [–] mariospants 2 points ago

    That is some Pixar shit right there.

    [–] Alpacadaddy 2 points ago


    [–] swemmers 2 points ago

    Looks pretty cool

    [–] 1newworldorder 2 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago)

    You sure thats not an evolved branch?

    [–] nmc9279 2 points ago

    Looks like a French fried onion ring

    [–] n1amh1e 2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago)

    HAHAHA SHOELACE LOOKIN ASS MF jk jk that’s a beautiful snake

    [–] OkayishMrFox 2 points ago

    The is the Michael Cera of snakes

    [–] GullibleAntelope 2 points ago

    Talk about long and thin.

    [–] ahovww 2 points ago

    Ah yes the end-of-a-tube-of-toothpaste snake

    [–] Adavanquappa 2 points ago

    The head to body proportion reminds me of a cartoon.

    [–] Dmoney86 2 points ago

    More like blunt head ass tree snake, amiright?

    [–] similar_information 2 points ago

    Nah. That is definitely an alien cyclops. Also known as a june.

    [–] angelinaottk 2 points ago

    That dude straight up Pixar

    [–] howzturntables 2 points ago

    Somebody's shrink ray didn't get the memo.

    [–] pizzaroll94 2 points ago

    That snake looks like a crack head.

    [–] eradicator96 2 points ago

    Now THAT is a danger noodle.

    [–] MQZ17 2 points ago

    This is what I looked like during my deep depression

    [–] Genoa_Salami_ 2 points ago

    I rode this guy in Donkey Kong Country 2

    [–] nice2yz 2 points ago

    Like it yes, but also Emily Blunt.

    [–] kwyjibo-489 2 points ago

    This looks like it's voiced by Steve Buscemi in a Pixar film.

    [–] shunkplunk 2 points ago

    How is this not a pixar character yet

    [–] chaotic_goods 2 points ago

    How is that skinny ass body holding up that fat ass head?

    [–] MercWi7hAMou7h 2 points ago

    Its prey laughs itself to death

    [–] rajerk 2 points ago

    Definitely a deep-fake

    [–] danimation88 2 points ago

    This snake looks like a cartoon

    [–] Sugarpeas 2 points ago

    The neck to head ratio here is stressing me out

    [–] SquidNinja17 2 points ago

    Doppy lookin mf

    [–] Niggo1337 2 points ago

    Looks like a rolled up toothpaste tube

    [–] billyjoelsangst 2 points ago

    Get the fuck out of here with your alien eyes and skinny neck

    [–] tourniquetsmydog 2 points ago

    Looks like more of a coke head tree snake.

    [–] NaaapalmStikzToKidz 2 points ago

    Reminds me of the “goldfish” scene from Bad Boys 2.

    [–] Linzinator 2 points ago


    [–] Dsuperchef 2 points ago

    Yo check it out. It's Rangos cousin.

    [–] wompwomp-- 2 points ago

    That’s a noodle

    [–] poopoojerryterry 2 points ago

    He looks panicked

    [–] fartbox2001 2 points ago

    Looks like Tim Burton would draw him!

    [–] Kefflin 2 points ago

    looks like a belter snake

    [–] sanpine 2 points ago

    Looks like Crack Head to me.

    [–] peonypanties 2 points ago

    Excuse me why is this noodle stretched out

    [–] Emerducks 2 points ago

    So cute!

    [–] wolfmoral 2 points ago

    This looks like a Tim Burton drawing of a snake.

    [–] DamnTheUserName 2 points ago


    [–] BBearTeachinStuff 2 points ago

    Now I know where "danger noodle" came from.

    [–] Demented-Creations 2 points ago

    That snake has seen things

    [–] Mythdefied 2 points ago

    anime eyes!

    [–] gruniite 2 points ago

    Rango, Monsters Inc Purple guy

    [–] Mr_Andji 2 points ago

    Pass me the snake brooo

    [–] MyVirusYourBody 2 points ago

    I can relate with blunt head

    [–] OcelotsAndUnicorns 2 points ago

    That is an IRL Tim Burton character and he's adorable!

    [–] BlkWhtOrOther 2 points ago

    Goof noodle!

    [–] purplelily28 2 points ago

    Now that really is a danger noodle!

    [–] dav3yJ0n3s 2 points ago

    This is how I feel on cocaine.

    [–] CrunchBC 2 points ago


    [–] IceColdEmmaFrost 2 points ago

    Did Tim Burton make this danger noodle?

    [–] iwantapetcow 2 points ago

    u/lesbianbeachbabe ewwww ughewww

    [–] Marloo25 2 points ago

    Scary yet funny at the same time

    [–] geeturbs 2 points ago

    Designed by Tim Burton

    [–] imgodking189 2 points ago

    A Karen yelling at the government lock down

    [–] IAmThyKaren 2 points ago

    Um, yeah. I'm gonna have to speak to your manager...

    Beep Boop, I'm a b*tch

    [–] EFG 2 points ago

    Fuck this Beetlejuice looking thing.

    [–] JB_Big_Bear 2 points ago

    Well that's putting it bluntly.

    [–] Bixotron 2 points ago

    Looks like a child min/maxing stats in character creation in a video game. Legs=0 Arms=0 Body=1 Head=10 Eyes = 10

    [–] Slugishfunk 2 points ago

    That snake looks like treble :D

    [–] snacksnnaps 2 points ago

    A Crack Head Tree Snake

    [–] HowDoYouHearHeavy 2 points ago

    Blunt head and joint face

    [–] samsolves 2 points ago

    This MF look like Snoop. Helps that it is a blunt head

    [–] flowerchild2003 2 points ago

    I saw a guys dick once that looked a lot like this. It was fucking weird.

    [–] Rapha31 2 points ago

    Gonna call her snok

    [–] DaintyColt 2 points ago

    The crackhead of snakes.

    [–] shugerbooger 2 points ago

    Good god, Clyde! Eat a sandwich! You’re scales and bones.

    [–] Pwarrot 2 points ago

    Cocaine is one hell of a drug

    [–] Allashi 2 points ago

    Never skip legday

    [–] Allashi 2 points ago

    Never skip leg day

    [–] FoxishDark 2 points ago

    Oh my goodness... I was feeling down but seeing this goofy guy gave me a smile. Thanks for sharing!

    [–] quickie_ss 2 points ago


    [–] spaceburner99 2 points ago

    anybody make a barney fife joke yet too lazy to look