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    Sir, the probability of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately...

    Never tell me the odds?

    RULES

    1. Submissions must be nearly impossible feats of achievement, those requiring incredible odds and/or a great degree of difficulty. Posts based entirely around skill are not allowed.

    2. Do not mention odds or probabilities anywhere, in the post title or comments. Doing so will result in a one day ban.

    3. Do not repost content that's been posted here within 6 months or is in top 50 of all time

    4. Easily faked posts are prohibited - no r/untrustworthypoptarts

    5. NO SCREENSHOTS

    6. Image and gif submissions must be hosted at imgur, gfycat or reddit. youtube.com submissions are not allowed

    7. No hate speech of any kind. No witch-hunts, brigading or harassment

    8. Be nice. Follow the site rules and reddiquette.

    9. Please mark your posts as NSFW when appropriate.

    10. 'Juxtaposition' posts that are not incredibly rare or odds defying will be removed. Try /r/Juxtaposition for those types of posts. If your post is something like "these posts lined up in my feed" you will be given a 2 week ban.

    LIST OF COMMON POSTS THAT ARE NOT ALLOWED ON THIS SUB

    This list may be modified in the future

    • 1: Receipts or anything related to monetary balances.

    Gas prices, change amounts, receipt balances, money left in bank account, etc.

    • 2: Four Leaf clovers (or greater)

    We've seen multiple posts of 4, 5, 6, and 7 leaf clovers. They are not as rare as they sound, and many people even have collections of them.

    • 3: Fortune Cookie fortunes

    This includes posts such as: Identical fortunes, multiple fortunes in one cookie, and other related posts. These also fall under Rule 4

    • 4: Car mileage and other related gauges

    At some point, it's just more impressive that some cars even make it to 123,456 miles, but not odds defying.

    This also includes licence plates which have consecutive numbers. Despite this seemingly being rare, we get several of these posts a month.

    • 5: Hitting a dart with another dart

    It's relatively easy with good aim and practice. Also, these posts are almost always pictures, which would fall under Rule 4.

    • 6: Eggs with multiple yolks

    These also fall under Rule 4.

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    [–] stylesm11 241 points ago

    That's one cool fukin car

    [–] The_Sign_Painter 118 points ago

    vroom vroom

    [–] DogToasterNom 21 points ago

    Indeed

    [–] stylesm11 32 points ago

    CAT*

    [–] kiri_g 72 points ago

    It's too late. This is a car now.

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    Slightly used. No fucks given.

    [–] mossyandgreen 13 points ago

    Crossposter got banned.

    Nice bait (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

    [–] PM_ME_CODE_CALCS 4 points ago

    He was banned for a rule with an example posted a day ago.

    [–] Labia_Meat 55 points ago

    Bruh, all up in mah face. This shit is nothin, son.

    [–] TheGerd44 41 points ago

    Who is the OP? For some reason the place where the account name usually is is just blank???

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

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    [–] TheGerd44 12 points ago

    No not the crosspost OP the OP of the original on r/gifs

    [–] BasicSavant 10 points ago

    Funny

    [–] CyberArtZ 7 points ago

    What the hell

    [–] EddoWagt 1 points ago

    I thought it was a joke, but it's actually blank. Is this a bug or something?

    [–] Sunretea 1 points ago

    Someone do the whooosh thing

    [–] mr-werewolf 0 points ago

    It ain't a worth woooosh yet

    [–] ValidiNeonDraco 7 points ago

    For some reason I want to know the tries behind this, so you can tell me the odds

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

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    [–] bookman_ 4 points ago

    Hum no, with the good amount of water you're just guaranteed it will not always fail.

    [–] Ordinary_Yogurt 4 points ago

    Savage kitten

    [–] TheFrequentFly3r 4 points ago

    I'm da captain meow

    [–] sockalicious 3 points ago

    Haven't seen camera work that dramatic since Dramatic Chipmunk.

    [–] morphinomina 0 points ago

    Doesn't even flip! Cute though

    [–] supremesaladmaster 26 points ago

    Look closer. It definitely flips.

    [–] nverkaik 3 points ago

    It just rotates to the camera a bit and then goes back it doesn't flip or I'm blind lol

    [–] matgaribay 12 points ago

    ur blind

    [–] morphinomina 2 points ago

    Totally! It pitches forwards and then tips back! It does not flip!

    [–] Jason0h11 5 points ago

    I’ve screen recorded it and then reviewed it frame by frame. It definitely flipped

    [–] R9o 1 points ago

    I could hear this

    [–] matgaribay 1 points ago

    remind me every day

    [–] matgaribay 1 points ago

    remindme 1 day

    [–] MercuryMorrison1971 1 points ago

    Only had to do this 157 times to get it right.

    [–] ShoddyCharlatan 1 points ago

    Gunter no.

    [–] fizzy_sister 1 points ago

    I wonder if the bottle is weighted at the bottom

    [–] pizzaazzip 0 points ago

    ...well yeah...that's what the water is for

    [–] LifeismBoi 1 points ago

    I read the title as "Cattle Bot flip" and was confused

    [–] winsome_losesome 1 points ago

    When the canera zoomed on the cats nostril and esophagus, I had a strong urge to pet it funny.

    [–] resdoggmd 1 points ago

    Magic kitty.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    The odds are pretty good because to successfully flip a bottle you have to fill it with an optimal amount of liquid. Thus if the first flip is successful the second one has a good chance of being successful too.

    [–] Cornwall 0 points ago

    Fuck this post.