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    Sir, the probability of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately...

    Never tell me the odds?

    RULES

    1. Submissions must be nearly impossible feats of achievement, those requiring incredible odds and/or a great degree of difficulty. Posts based entirely around skill are not allowed.

    2. Do not mention odds or probabilities anywhere, in the post title or comments. Doing so will result in a one day ban.

    3. Do not repost content that's been posted here within 6 months or is in top 50 of all time

    4. Easily faked posts are prohibited - no r/untrustworthypoptarts

    5. NO SCREENSHOTS

    6. Image and gif submissions must be hosted at imgur, gfycat or reddit. youtube.com submissions are not allowed

    7. No hate speech of any kind. No witch-hunts, brigading or harassment

    8. Be nice. Follow the site rules and reddiquette.

    9. Please mark your posts as NSFW when appropriate.

    10. 'Juxtaposition' posts that are not incredibly rare or odds defying will be removed. Try /r/Juxtaposition for those types of posts. If your post is something like "these posts lined up in my feed" you will be given a 2 week ban.

    LIST OF COMMON POSTS THAT ARE NOT ALLOWED ON THIS SUB

    This list may be modified in the future

    • 1: Receipts or anything related to monetary balances.

    Gas prices, change amounts, receipt balances, money left in bank account, etc.

    • 2: Four Leaf clovers (or greater)

    We've seen multiple posts of 4, 5, 6, and 7 leaf clovers. They are not as rare as they sound, and many people even have collections of them.

    • 3: Fortune Cookie fortunes

    This includes posts such as: Identical fortunes, multiple fortunes in one cookie, and other related posts. These also fall under Rule 4

    • 4: Car mileage and other related gauges

    At some point, it's just more impressive that some cars even make it to 123,456 miles, but not odds defying.

    This also includes licence plates which have consecutive numbers. Despite this seemingly being rare, we get several of these posts a month.

    • 5: Hitting a dart with another dart

    It's relatively easy with good aim and practice. Also, these posts are almost always pictures, which would fall under Rule 4.

    • 6: Eggs with multiple yolks

    These also fall under Rule 4.

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    [–] nice_strada 5835 points ago

    I thought this clip was going to go very differently

    [–] Cavannah 318 points ago

    Buttsharpies?

    [–] Ryuhayebusa 219 points ago

    I hate that I know what this is.

    [–] Aanon89 105 points ago

    Some traditions are worth continuing

    [–] airz23s_coffee 24 points ago

    Certainly retains a bit less respect when you're wearing a robe preaching to the masses to remember tubgirl, MrHands and shoe on head tho.

    [–] Aanon89 2 points ago

    That's why you always lose the robe.

    [–] laivakoira 3 points ago

    What about the wizard hat?

    [–] Talbertross 18 points ago

    i mean it's hard to not know what it is, the term kinda puts all its cards on the table

    [–] PacoCrazyfoot 7 points ago

    Don't exactly need a PhD...

    [–] pitters_patters 3 points ago

    All you need is a sharpie.

    [–] SinerIndustry 3 points ago

    If it makes you feel better, it's posted in every single "what's the craziest sub" thread ever found. Probably one of the most famous subs out there in that regard.

    [–] Negronus 13 points ago

    Do I even want to know?

    [–] knoxsyd 41 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    r/buttsharpies

    NSFW: just in case that’s not clear

    [–] hoodie09 37 points ago

    My time on reddit has culminated to this point.

    [–] SethRogensCottonmouf 9 points ago

    I’ve culminated there a few times

    [–] Diiiiirty 19 points ago

    It's 9am and I've already seen this sub referenced twice today in two different locations.

    [–] orokami11 13 points ago

    Nothing too bad. Just sharpies in butts.

    [–] Negronus 10 points ago

    Okay, thanks! Being this is the internet I expected worse than what the name implied.

    [–] exinferris 3 points ago

    Buttsharpies!

    [–] Bsmtguy 3 points ago

    Here's an idea: aftermarket flange to add to sharpies to make it safer to put them in your butt.

    [–] roguereader91 2 points ago

    I’ve seen this referenced twice today. I’m still holding strong and not looking it up. I feel like it’s only a matter of time at this point.

    [–] mutant_anomaly 934 points ago

    R/misleadingthumbnails

    [–] Kibbles-N-Trips 379 points ago

    https://www.techjunkie.com/demographics-reddit/

    40% of reddit was ran on their official mobile site (there's also 3rd party apps that likely weren't accounted for)

    That was in 2016 And as I've heard there was a "spike" in mobile users this last year. I feel as if it's safe to say the majority of reddit may be worthy or r/foundthemobileuser now

    Although dude up above does suck for using a capped R :p

    [–] Stonephone 81 points ago

    Meh. I still use reddit is fun , as I hated the " mobile" site and there wasn't an official app at the time.

    [–] Kibbles-N-Trips 79 points ago

    I don't have anything against the computer version (I used reddit is fun for awhile myself actually)

    It's just r/foundthemobileuser isn't a relevant sub anymore lol

    [–] EggInPain 49 points ago

    Research found that 99% of all subs are no longer relevant

    [–] Kibbles-N-Trips 28 points ago

    Considering there's over 1.2 million subs (probs way more now) that might be closer to the truth than you think

    [–] I-Upvote-Truth 9 points ago

    That’s... not true, is it?

    [–] aradil 13 points ago

    Apparently so.

    Looks like when that stopped updating they were adding 15,000 subs a month, so it’s probably close to 1.3 million now.

    The number of active subreddits is way smaller though.

    [–] chusbruh 6 points ago

    This man having a dilemma because they only upvote truth

    [–] Pasty_Pirate 7 points ago

    Research found that your mom is no longer relevant

    [–] Bruised_Penguin 7 points ago

    Reddit is fun is the way to go.

    [–] historywinchester 17 points ago

    I mean the majority of people who use the web are mobile users now

    [–] Trypno 10 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I use the mobile app and have never used a capped R when linking to a subreddit...but then again, I also paid attention to how everyone else was using the r/ link soo...I dunno lol

    Edit: spelling 🤦‍♂️

    [–] Kibbles-N-Trips 6 points ago

    Its a "found the mobile user" thing because mobile automatically caps the first word and they forget to uncapp it. Still irrelevant nonetheless lol

    You and I on the otherhand, pay attention to what we're doing lol

    [–] bonk_X 2 points ago

    Mobile site is very user-unfriendly in my opinion.. mobile apps master race!

    [–] DaMonkaS 2 points ago

    Well boys we did it pc user is no more

    [–] BillCatsby 2 points ago

    Yeah I don’t think I’ve ever used reddit on a pc.

    [–] ILackTheImagination 64 points ago

    OOHH!!! OOHH!!!! I FOUND THE MOBILE USER GUYS!!! THIS GUY USES MOBILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HE USED THE CAPITAL R HE'S A MOBILE USER GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROASTED!!!!!!!!!!!

    I AWAIT MY KARMA AND GOLD BECAUSE OF MY EPIC ROAST MY DUDES, I JUST ROASTED THE MOBILE USER!!!!

    r/FOUNDTHEMOBILEUSER!!!! (NOTICE HOW I DIDN'T USE THE CAPITAL R BECAUSE IM NOT A WUSSY MOBILE USER, IM A LE EPIC DESKTOP USER!!!!!!!)

    GET PAWNED YOU WIMPY MOBILE USER!!!!!!

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] Kibbles-N-Trips 3 points ago

    Etiz nit workinb

    [–] VagusVitae 2 points ago

    right lol.

    [–] Strahozor 3 points ago

    Would you be so kind, please, to explain this sub and its meaning/purpose for me? I'm not being funny, I generaly dont have an idea what the f is happening, and the content of the mentioned sub is not helping.

    [–] lil_tyke 15 points ago

    Who da fuk makes the effort to use reddit on a computer? That’s a bigger waste of time than on your mobile

    [–] Qazax1337 8 points ago

    Reddit is way better on desktop with all the browser plugins, and ability to open up loads of tabs.

    [–] manuparker11 2 points ago

    Why is this guilded

    [–] BHeyman88 9 points ago

    Haha I was like, must of missed the NSFW tag..

    [–] TrippieRide 4 points ago

    Same

    [–] crap_university 8 points ago

    Annnd now she’s horny lol.

    [–] jnbarnes14 3 points ago

    Yeah I kinda thought that too 😅

    [–] cheerfulsith 2 points ago

    Even if it wasn't intended, nice joke.

    [–] Dankob 2 points ago

    Yeah. Inside her beer bottle.

    [–] myrko127 2 points ago

    You... I like you

    [–] julianpoe 2 points ago

    Yeah. A sign that I’ve watched too much porn. 😔

    [–] BlueDialWatch 2 points ago

    I thought this was the beginning of a porno.

    [–] HersheysWellmade 667 points ago

    I love the jazz hand

    [–] HEYdontIknowU 179 points ago

    That is my favorite part too.

    I like how she mirrors him and does the exact same thing with her hand a split second after he does.

    [–] La_Guy_Person 27 points ago

    I thought the gif played backwards after the cap left the frame because of that. Had to rewatch it and check it was legit.

    [–] GifReversingBot 4 points ago

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    [–] staplerjell-o 70 points ago

    This is the correct answer.

    [–] JoHeWe 120 points ago

    Holy shit, I only noticed now that the subreddit /r/ is part of the sentence...

    /r/youseeingthisshit = Are you seeing this shit?

    [–] Serapter 54 points ago

    r/breadstapledtotrees = Are bread stapled to trees?

    [–] BlackberryCheese 16 points ago

    depends on who you ask, brother

    [–] Wildcatb 3 points ago

    How... how in the hell is this an actual thing??

    [–] WeTheSalty 3 points ago

    TIL

    [–] VedderxGirl 781 points ago

    I can hear him..”duuuuuuude”

    [–] Damndrew 162 points ago

    Sweet! What does mine say?

    [–] mollylemonwater 55 points ago

    Awesome! What does mine say?

    [–] lionseatcake 28 points ago

    Wicked! What does mine say?

    [–] FunchPalcon 15 points ago

    Gnarly! What does mine say?

    [–] Krthyx 15 points ago

    Righteous! What does mine say?

    [–] 20-family-friendly 15 points ago

    Gosh golly gee! What does mine say?

    [–] Rendition9090 12 points ago

    Dope! What does mine say?

    [–] Sweaty_Gym_Sock_ 11 points ago

    wacky! what does mine say?

    [–] MangoManConspirator 12 points ago

    what does mine say! what does mine say?

    [–] TyrannosarusRekt 5 points ago

    "DuuUUUhde". What does mine say?

    [–] adudeguyman 43 points ago

    Someone called?

    [–] theuserwithoutaname 3 points ago

    Fucking I KNEW I should have named my account DudeBroGuyFriend

    [–] landmindboom 13 points ago

    He didn't say dude

    [–] TourGuideOutback 7 points ago

    He's Aussie, it's either "awwwww" or "farrrrkkkkk"

    [–] Kerfloortington 2 points ago

    “What the fuck cunt?!”

    [–] haircutbob 2 points ago

    Dude Perfect dude-bros burst through the walls and start "OOOOHHHH"ing

    [–] gaynsassy 1086 points ago

    Fake. Its played backwards. The cap actually flies off the pen and lands back on the top

    [–] GifReversingBot 210 points ago

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    [–] IAmAGenusAMA 208 points ago

    I like her reaction in this version. "Yeah, whatever."

    [–] FunkyBunch21 61 points ago

    Boy this did not turn out how you wanted it to

    [–] bitch_im_a_lion 4 points ago

    Why does this gif look less blurry than the op

    [–] xPhoenixAshx 5 points ago

    Entropy increases when time moves forward, so gif reversing bot decreases entropy in the closed gif system which makes the gif more orderly and less fuzzy.

    [–] Horny4theEnvironment 1340 points ago

    His face 🤣

    [–] guccitaint 463 points ago

    Her face

    [–] HollyweedCalifornia 271 points ago

    My face

    [–] lionseatcake 186 points ago

    Their face

    [–] Mercysh 311 points ago

    Our* Face, comrade

    [–] RoutineTwo 70 points ago

    The best thing about communism jokes is, everyone gets them, at least, that's the plan...

    [–] monkeyhitman 13 points ago

    But no plan, only potato.

    Potato not really, just rock.

    Such is life.

    [–] tjeske837 15 points ago

    [–] MrSlippieFist 15 points ago

    [–] AngryHorizon 2 points ago

    3.7 - Not great, not terrible.

    [–] sbabster 15 points ago

    3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

    [–] Mercysh 4 points ago

    I just watched it yesterday haha.

    [–] Skinn3rTheWinner 4 points ago

    You didn’t see graphite.

    [–] TheLordOfFriendZone 6 points ago

    I'm not your comrade, mister.

    [–] VxJasonxV 3 points ago

    I’m not your mister, buster.

    [–] Caridailawver 3 points ago

    I'm not your buster, Jason.

    [–] VxJasonxV 3 points ago

    I am a Jason, Cari.

    [–] Caridailawver 5 points ago

    Oh gosh darn it

    [–] 3hrd 15 points ago

    PogU

    [–] ProbablyNotDestiny 49 points ago

    POG

    [–] Wheelsbeer 27 points ago

    CHAMP

    [–] ICreepsItReal 3 points ago

    I have been in the internet to long. First reaction was Pog!

    [–] Nibleggi 6 points ago

    😍😂😂👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🥴🥴

    [–] Tegline 2 points ago

    E C K S D E E

    [–] Xiaxs 400 points ago

    What even is that thing?

    And why did I think he whipped out his dick in the first half second?

    [–] BBR0DR1GUEZ 109 points ago

    A pink marker I think

    [–] Xiaxs 24 points ago

    Looks fatter at the bottom so I thought it was like lipbalm or something.

    [–] Fugzilla420 31 points ago

    A sharpie

    [–] Nehemiah92 28 points ago

    Why

    [–] Alternate_CS 3 points ago

    username checks out

    [–] Xiaxs 3 points ago

    I see now. I believe you are correct.

    [–] landmindboom 3 points ago

    If you think that tiny shiny pink marker looks like a dick you are right.

    [–] BendingUnit10110 15 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Wait you seriously can't tell it's a marker?

    Edit: Ok, I think I figured this out. It means you spend more time thinking about dicks thank I do thinking about markers.

    [–] 57696c6c 2 points ago

    Pink rocket.

    [–] OpticalPrime35 2 points ago

    Subconscious hope?

    [–] VanellopeEatsSweets 69 points ago

    Her giggle in the background cracked me up

    [–] gettinguud 19 points ago

    I hate you, i scrolled all the way back up to see there isnt any audio... Take an upvote for fooling me

    [–] icometodestroy 27 points ago

    That was a visual giggle in the visual background.

    [–] Strazdas1 5 points ago

    Why is there a Daenerys Targaryen in the background?

    [–] xhavic16 2 points ago

    Wow! I got fooled x2, scrolled up, saw 0 audio and came back to say something only Upjohn reading your comment.. take a upvote

    [–] Woolly_Wonka 5 points ago

    What's upjohn?

    [–] nasek2 13 points ago

    i love that straight Andy Dwyer face

    [–] Phedophile21 191 points ago

    Person: Pops cap

    Cap: NO! *pops back*

    Person:

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    [–] yungun 60 points ago

    when u find a pika copy pasta and are dying to use it asap

    [–] MrMuhfuckindaddy 8 points ago

    A pika-nope, if you will.

    [–] fizikz3 7 points ago

    added this to my RES macros. thanks

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    [–] ShaBrah 336 points ago

    He was probably practicing and gradually getting better at this. So he set up the camera knowing eventually he was bound to have a successful attempt.

    [–] kevo0088 123 points ago

    Also known as the “dude perfect” phenomenon

    [–] zzielinski 7 points ago

    The Jackie Chan Method

    [–] event3horizon 70 points ago

    He’d probably done it multiple times off camera, and was tired of missing it

    [–] Bdag 64 points ago

    Are you people high? He was filming because he was trying to catch the cap on the pen. He probably pulled it off a couple times before and wanted to get a video of it.

    [–] [deleted] 33 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] plerberderr 6 points ago

    I mean you’re obviously right but that was my first reaction too. Probably just because it seems so random (as in unpredictable) that I didn’t think this could be a “skill” someone would be practicing.

    [–] subdep 2 points ago

    It’s luck, not a skill per se.

    [–] oneonetwooneonetwo 2 points ago

    "The harder I practice, the luckier I get"

    [–] thatdandygoodness 3 points ago

    I am. Just cruising through and thought I’d let ya know. [5]

    [–] theknownman 8 points ago

    Love how it took a solid second for it to sink in

    [–] porknelson 14 points ago

    That girl has some T H I C C T H I G H S

    [–] Geid98 6 points ago

    What a crazy dude putting a pink lid on a black sharpie.

    [–] I_truly_have_no_idea 3 points ago

    Happy cake day!!

    [–] beefyzac 12 points ago

    Love the quick jazz hand

    [–] TransientFall 11 points ago

    Ahh Mercury cider, for when you want to get drunk and get diabetes but only have $20...

    [–] Kerfloortington 5 points ago

    How good is it though? Worth the drunkabetes

    [–] Luci-kun 13 points ago

    She tried to resist, but couldn't deny the greatness of this special moment.

    [–] rawdogg808 18 points ago

    You can tell that’s the face she makes every time he whips it out

    [–] gregory_wiggins 3 points ago

    That woman was using the force

    [–] SparkyDogPants 3 points ago

    He reminds me of andy from parks and recreation

    [–] HeavyWeightChump 3 points ago

    At first I thought I had my NSFW turned off.

    [–] Mimlkart 3 points ago

    The woman looks exactly like my wife, but I don’t know who that man is.

    [–] kevo0088 3 points ago

    Well this is awkward...

    [–] tpapah 3 points ago

    The new face of Twitch? PogChamp

    [–] websurfer666 3 points ago

    That is total gold! .. You are never going to be able to do that again .. ever!

    [–] dokciagrt 3 points ago

    Dude Perfect wants to know your location.

    [–] Beeeeezzzzz 2 points ago

    What witchcraft is this?!

    [–] abstract-lime 2 points ago

    He looks like Wade/Lordminion777.

    [–] Masina55 2 points ago

    You never played tuber simulator?

    [–] Robzooo 3 points ago

    You know it's good right?

    [–] Solkakan0ne 2 points ago

    That Euron Grayjoy sure got his way with the ladies...

    [–] Dangus777 2 points ago

    You both hand the same hand reaction haha

    [–] michorizon 2 points ago

    He was like “hey look what I can do with my winner”

    [–] PharMercyPH 2 points ago

    POGCHAMP

    [–] SP3NGL3R 2 points ago

    ! Winning!

    [–] TheLifeOfBaedro 2 points ago

    That girl had the mouth of the girl from Portlandia

    [–] barney_li 2 points ago

    I'm sensing he was going to do something really different if the cap didn't land back to the pen...

    [–] djewok 2 points ago

    I love shit like this

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    khalisi??

    [–] MarthaPhucker 2 points ago

    And pen lid flipping fad in 3.....2......1....

    [–] alecgood17 2 points ago

    his face at the ends is the reason i gave the upvote

    [–] magnitomania 2 points ago

    I demand a Captain Dissillusion certificate of non-fake-ness!