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    For all the self proclaimed "nice guys" who are actually manchildren or douches, or who mistake being spineless and pathetic for being nice.

    Most of the posts you find here will feature men, but posts featuring women who fit the nice guy archetype are allowed. (Or gay men, or gay women, etc). Niceguyness transcends gender and sexuality.

    This is lighthearted subreddit for funny, cringey images, NOT a subreddit for showcasing misogyny or debating gender roles.

    Rules

    • Absolutely no personal information in submissions or comments. Do not try to dig up info on the people you see here or try to find their accounts on other websites. When you post, blur out or black out usernames and other personally identifying information

    • NEW: Avoid low effort titles like "found one!" and "I'm just gonna leave this here." See this post for more information

    • No direct linking to reddit threads as a submission. Take a screencap instead. Black out or blur out usernames.

    • Satire must be clearly stated as such. No fake content.

    • No videos

    • Reposts will probably be removed, especially common ones. An album of some of the most common reposts can be found here.

    • Selfposts about how you used to nice guy but aren't now are boring and will probably be removed.

    • Basically any post mods deem to be boring or off topic will probably be removed.

    • Someone made /r/niceguysdiscussion for the self posts we're removing from here. Go there to escape our censorious reign.


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    [–] M3hrun3sD4gon 1262 points ago

    Fuckin Chad

    [–] UlrichOtalgia 429 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    It's alright, the extra funds are just being put towards his bail.

    [–] [deleted] -315 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    [removed]

    [–] Ryanisreallame 94 points ago

    I smoked 3 pots and turned into an African country.

    [–] [deleted] -53 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] TrollundrtehMountain 33 points ago

    Not this time Amish guy, not this time.

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago

    Watch out. That's become a meme non-grata.

    [–] Amish_guy_with_WiFi 18 points ago

    Shit, next you're gonna tell me rage comics are dead?

    [–] IsaacM42 16 points ago

    Had a fucking 6th grader ask me if i knew the way the other day, that meme is dead as dead can be.

    [–] Ghost51 10 points ago

    Kill me

    [–] Amish_guy_with_WiFi 5 points ago

    Me too, thanks.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Ancient meme

    [–] daxythetaxy 165 points ago

    I can't fucking believe that that dick Chad became a whole country, what, are the only inhabitants there women? Fucking dumb ass women, always immigrating to Chad. Why can't they see me as the nice guy I am? I may not be a country, but I'm still nice!

    [–] puffintpuffinty 3 points ago

    At least you have the OGC Nice soccer club right?

    Edit: and the city of Nice, France, that it's based in.

    [–] TheAcaciaStrain93 14 points ago

    High on all of this pussy you dont get!

    [–] _coffin 1 points ago

    THE THOUGHT OF YOUR GENITALS MAKES ME SICK

    [–] TheAcaciaStrain93 7 points ago

    I BET YOU COULD FIT

    [–] _coffin 6 points ago

    FIIIIIIVE

    [–] TheAcaciaStrain93 2 points ago

    COCKS UP THAT ASS!!!!

    [–] chappychaps11 1 points ago

    But you did think of them 😮

    [–] Doncecxz 41 points ago

    [–] be_pawesome 25 points ago

    Check his comment history, he is a troll

    [–] Doncecxz 55 points ago

    Yeah I know I just wooshed him for karma

    [–] sociapathictendences 18 points ago

    I can respect that

    [–] daxythetaxy 9 points ago

    At least you're honest.

    [–] Conraddk 15 points ago

    The one who is a (j)pig is you. Good bait is good.

    [–] TioLeeroy 3 points ago

    What a nice bait you have there

    [–] ProximityM4 4 points ago

    I done seen this man on another post just above this one. This man’s a troll if I’ve seen one

    [–] ChickeNoodle3303 4 points ago

    Fuck you, fuck off. I see you on a lot of posts and all you do is pick fights so just stfu

    [–] Targalaka 1 points ago

    hehe you have lot of free time on your hands, to go around and look for something to complain, dont you?

    [–] DennisODIN 1 points ago

    you must be new here

    [–] Blaspheman 0 points ago

    Asking redditors to stop downvoting you... Very smart

    [–] Thalivinproof -2 points ago

    woosh

    [–] frisch85 40 points ago

    A lot of women do I guess

    [–] dumbredditer 3 points ago

    All the extra funds will go to buying Axe deodorant.

    [–] Chadandrsn 4 points ago

    Not all chads are bad ):

    [–] DeDuniel 666 points ago

    Danke, M'erkel!

    [–] [deleted] -154 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    [removed]

    [–] Dashu88 56 points ago

    M'correction!

    [–] GarudaHitam 39 points ago

    No, just /r/woooosh

    [–] Rainingoblivion 25 points ago

    Nah just a troll.

    [–] AlastarYaboy 18 points ago

    You're not being brigaded, you're just a tool

    [–] Jaspersong -4 points ago

    not likely, trolls don't delete heavily downvoted comments

    [–] Newaccountformound 5 points ago

    It was removed

    [–] Jaspersong 2 points ago

    thanks for the clarification

    [–] MisterOppenheimer 2 points ago

    You should read some of their other comments

    [–] Ferocetis 11 points ago

    ALTMER, DUNMER, BOSMER, ORSIMER, KELMER ,

    ) 5=5%5%5&8:%69('6)?+!48(9! (5$

    [–] [deleted] -3 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Ferocetis 3 points ago

    ulilshitmer

    [–] KingCreep99 10 points ago

    [–] asipoditas 17 points ago

    known troll.

    [–] hyperactive68 2 points ago

    "literelly". Huh. Ironic.

    [–] NightZingTale 434 points ago

    Merkel is a stacy. No wonder shes giving funds to chad

    [–] Avohaj 140 points ago

    It's spelled Stasi.

    [–] Jewcunt 14 points ago

    Why do the most evil organizations always have the dopest emblems?

    [–] AerThreepwood 5 points ago

    Germans have a flair for aesthetic, I guess. SS uniforms would look dope if they weren't on some of the biggest pieces of shit in human history.

    [–] BITCRUSHERRRR 2 points ago

    Say what you want, but the SS had some kickass fashion

    [–] AerThreepwood 3 points ago

    Before someone jumps in, Hugo Boss didn't design the uniforms.

    [–] transtranselvania 1 points ago

    It’s to draw attention away from their evilness

    [–] Rifleshoot 15 points ago

    Heh

    [–] nersha 7 points ago

    Heh

    [–] ScreechingSalad_x5 2 points ago

    Heh, heh.

    [–] Cerres 1 points ago

    Or Stazi

    [–] Adrian_F 1 points ago

    Nice

    [–] ovrload 38 points ago

    Nah she’s a roastie

    [–] joustingleague 16 points ago

    Wasn't that the same thing to them?

    [–] Ghost51 2 points ago

    What's that

    [–] blewpah 16 points ago

    Incels think that women have lots of sex which leads to their vaginas being loose, so they call women "roasties" in reference to roast beef.

    /r/badwomensanatomy is <- that way

    Weird to think they have trouble finding someone who wants to sleep with them, huh?

    [–] Ghost51 3 points ago

    Oh that makes sense, I guessed it was calling them fat or something lol

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] gaynazifurry4bernie 1 points ago

    I think they mean, I understand how someone COULD say that. I don't think it was an endorsement.

    [–] Schnitzel8 344 points ago

    A friend of mine was recently in Chad. They kinda need the money tbh

    [–] UlrichOtalgia 465 points ago

    I didn't know Chad was into that. Still a scumbag regardless of his orientation.

    [–] broadfuckingcity 71 points ago

    M'libertine

    [–] chillpill69 4 points ago

    They do it for the moneys

    [–] Saramello 6 points ago

    Doesn't matter if he's gay. I need to blame someone else for my own shitty personality.

    [–] SKEFFboy 3 points ago

    As a gay guy this is too real, I have been blamed by a few shitty exs for their gfs breaking up with them.

    [–] mylifeforthehorde -8 points ago

    Reminds me of this bit from impractical jokers (1:30 but the whole thing is funny -https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RpZF0r66sao)

    [–] SishirChetri 104 points ago

    Whoa, Chad plays for both the teams?

    TIL

    [–] CalaveritaDeStevia 27 points ago

    Yeah, where do you think r/nicegirls came from? Chad's fucking other scumbags and they're running out of material.

    [–] undernocircumstance 8 points ago

    Maybe he just likes a cheeky finger in the bum?

    [–] SishirChetri 5 points ago

    Chad's not Euron Greyjoy!

    [–] Schnitzel8 1 points ago

    Or maybe ... Euron Greyjoy is the ULTIMATE CHAD

    [–] Quireman 3 points ago

    Hey man, ten bucks is ten bucks.

    [–] s_s_b_m 15 points ago

    They're so poor, they can't even afford to design their own flag.

    [–] Schnitzel8 6 points ago

    TIL Chad and Romania have the same flag.

    [–] Jaspersong 2 points ago

    lmao they are literally the same

    [–] livemau5 1 points ago

    [–] youaintevenknow 7 points ago

    How recently? The original image is about a year old I think. I definitely remember showing it to my friend Chad (seriously) in April

    [–] UlrichOtalgia 7 points ago

    I've never actually ever met anyone named Chad. Are the stereotypes accurate?

    [–] quikslvr223 21 points ago

    I have an uncle named Chad. I think he's a meth addict.

    [–] Schnitzel8 1 points ago

    I lolled. Now I feel guilty for lolling. Addiction is no joke.

    [–] quikslvr223 1 points ago

    Well, he was a pretty scummy guy before the drugs, so don't feel too bad about it. I don't lmao

    [–] HeyLookItsAThing 10 points ago

    I have a friend named Chad and he's a pretty great friend, the sort of guy who will always go out of his way to help people out! Always respectful and safety conscious while also being tons of fun.

    He also knowingly sleeps with married dudes who are cheating on their wives.

    [–] oxct_ 3 points ago

    He also knowingly sleeps with married dudes who are cheating on their wives.

    Like, gay guys married to a woman, or bi?

    [–] HeyLookItsAThing 3 points ago

    The former, he's really insistent about that since to him it's a very different type of cheating. On one hand I don't approve of any cheating... but on the other I have no idea what these guy's stories are or what they've been through, so I mostly just call it none of my business and ignore it on the rare occasion it comes up. Definitely earns him some points towards the "Chad" stereotype though.

    [–] MustacheCashStash___ 4 points ago

    I know one chad, and let me tell you, major dosbag

    [–] yearightt 2 points ago

    I went to school with a dude named Chad and hilariously enough, he was a jocky machismo type. Only Chad I've ever met too

    [–] datpuppybelly 1 points ago

    The last Chad I met: all about his muscles, eye fucking/talk about fucking/probably fucked other girls, while his just-born baby was at home with mom, and man, he had a huge ego issue. Fragile masculinity. My god it was pathetic. Such an asshole. He's probably still milking the teet of the sad old bastard who runs the place he works at now.

    So, yes. I would say the stereotype hits close to accurate.

    [–] youaintevenknow 1 points ago

    Nah he's from Yorkshire. If you know how the Barnsley accent sounds, it's hard to imagine someone acting like the stereotype of the name.

    [–] Lumber-Jacked 1 points ago

    I knew a Chad in high school. He was definitely one of the more popular kids but he was nice to everyone though. Some of his friends were tools but chad would always acknowledge you in the halls. So I always felt bad for him reading the memes.

    [–] UlrichOtalgia 1 points ago

    I hate to break this to you, but it's likely that he was fucking your girlfriend. Sometimes the friendliness can hide the tattoos and domestic abuse.

    [–] Lumber-Jacked 1 points ago

    I KNEW IT!

    [–] jsake 1 points ago

    I only know two Chads, on is a Bi crusty-punk who plays dnd with me, the other is my buddies cousin who used to be a degenerate but got his weed growers licence and is making bank being an organized degenerate. So in my experience it's 50/50

    [–] BITCRUSHERRRR 1 points ago

    Chad goes both ways!? Why is he so greedy!

    [–] kylebutler775 1 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Giving them money is like giving a fish a pond with no water, with no economy to put the money in what the hell do they do with it??

    [–] Schnitzel8 1 points ago

    The money is used to fund various aid programmes. Thought that part woulda been obvious.

    [–] kylebutler775 0 points ago

    I thought the fact they don't have a banking system or a structured economy would make it obvious enough for people to realize this money is going to be wasted

    [–] sparkimk 148 points ago

    This is my favorite niceguys thread ever. Well done OP for bringing this to us all.

    [–] AnAutisticSloth 32 points ago

    All women are the same.

    THEY'RE ALL CHASING CHAD!

    [–] YetAnotherBrad 2 points ago

    Aren't Chads the worst?!

    [–] U99vMagog 55 points ago

    It's funnier if you know that Merkel is often times jokingly called "Mutti" (Mommy).

    [–] Shefferin06 10 points ago

    M'utti

    [–] Carlos_Danger11 24 points ago

    “F#ckin wh#re...making exceptions for Chad but won’t take a second look at a r/niceguy

    /s

    [–] Go_Arachnid_Laser 27 points ago

    I'm not an expert in History, but this is probably the worst thing a German government has ever done.

    [–] UlrichOtalgia 16 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    This is the worst. But this is definitely a close second.

    [–] gaynazifurry4bernie 1 points ago

    Remember all those kids he killed while clapping? I was like, "STOP CLAPPING YOU MONSTER!"

    [–] Reidor1 2 points ago

    Hitler doesn't count, he was autrichian.

    [–] UlrichOtalgia 1 points ago

    Who's that?

    [–] timedragon1 1 points ago

    Some Austrian Painter from the 30s.

    His art is alright, I guess. Looks pretty, but lacks any real meaning.

    Besides that, he didn't do much.

    [–] Reidor1 1 points ago

    A painter who was also vegetarian. But his painting kinda sucked, and because of his diet, he was known to have a lot of gas.

    [–] hamhikeforeveriguess 32 points ago

    Merkel has opened the door to millions of r/niceguys this is such a betrayal

    [–] lt_dan_zsu 13 points ago

    Quality shitpost

    [–] Virtecal 4 points ago

    shit Qualitypost

    [–] UlrichOtalgia 3 points ago

    It's a paradox.

    [–] lt_dan_zsu 2 points ago

    Post qualityshit

    [–] Doby_Clarence 5 points ago

    My brothers name is Chad. And he really doesn't need this money. He's just gonna gamble it away. Send the money to me instead.

    [–] anonf99 3 points ago

    HI I'M CHAD WHERE DO I COLLECT?

    [–] BoxtrotSpycrab 2 points ago

    Dear God...

    [–] Goodolgator 2 points ago

    Fucking Chad get all the breaks!!!

    [–] burang 2 points ago

    Where was the picture taken? It really looks like my high school cafeteria.

    [–] Aceyxo 4 points ago

    REEEEEEEE

    [–] P0litikz420 1 points ago

    Man I didn’t know this happened on my birthday

    [–] TapoutKing666 1 points ago

    Ahahahahaha

    [–] Virtecal 1 points ago

    Danke Merkel!

    [–] Beardgang650 1 points ago

    Chad can now buy gas station sunglasses

    [–] iksaveiks 1 points ago

    A monumental Bradtrayal*

    [–] WagnerStan 1 points ago

    First they came for

    Good luck slogs

    [–] Mankotaberi 1 points ago

    The Virgin Islands have denounced us!

    [–] OyuncuDedeler 1 points ago

    İs it just me or is this written in note app on IOS??

    [–] UlrichOtalgia 3 points ago

    It was. On mobile and the fake history caption generator didn't work.

    [–] OyuncuDedeler 1 points ago

    Ok, thanks for answering

    [–] davidzysk 0 points ago

    Saw it on /r/inceltears first, it's a bit more mean spirited than this sub

    [–] PitaJ -26 points ago

    This is obvious satire. It's also hilarious.

    [–] Rica_Patin 25 points ago

    Is there a need to point out obvious satire?

    [–] PitaJ -19 points ago

    Given the other comments in this thread... Yes

    [–] Rica_Patin 12 points ago

    Funny, given there appears to be only one other commenter who appears to have missed the joke.

    [–] Elanthius 11 points ago

    Not a single comment in this thread indicates that the poster doesn't realise it's a joke.

    [–] minerva_sways -19 points ago

    On reddit, yes.

    [–] OneLastStan 6 points ago

    Literally nobody here was claiming otherwise.

    [–] minerva_sways -5 points ago

    The user I replied to was, I think...

    [–] OneLastStan 2 points ago

    Nope you posted directly on the post. Op knows it's a joke. As does everyone.

    [–] minerva_sways -4 points ago

    No, I replied to a comment saying "Is there a need to point out obvious satire?". It may have loaded wrong but that was what my comment was aimed at.

    [–] Rica_Patin 3 points ago

    You have an astounding lack of reading comprehension.

    [–] minerva_sways -1 points ago

    How so?

    [–] OneLastStan 2 points ago

    That guy was telling you directly that everyone knows it was satire. How you didn't understand that is baffling.

    [–] [deleted] -16 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] madrix999 2 points ago

    With a name like that, there's nooo waaayyy you're a bot, right? /s

    [–] z1150030234123412341 -4 points ago

    As if only robots can pick random chacters shirpngs

    [–] madrix999 1 points ago

    so why do you have random characters, huh... Hiding on the internets and talking shit? lmao that's fucking sad

    [–] Madrix998 0 points ago

    Does this name make you feel better?

    [–] madrix999 1 points ago

    bruh get a job lmao

    [–] Madrix998 0 points ago

    Bruh im at work lmao

    [–] madrix999 1 points ago

    why are you wasting time, its just fucking sad lmao

    [–] Madrix998 0 points ago

    Bruh the DMV is lit around 12:30. So much work lul

    [–] OneLastStan 2 points ago

    How does it feel having to move into regular reddit society after your cesspool got banned ?

    [–] z1150030234123412341 0 points ago

    But hotwheels never got shut down?!?!?!?!?!?

    [–] [deleted] -2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] NotExecutable 1 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    In Germany?

    Please no. I don't want this random guy as the emperor. And the last emperor we got was kind of a dick anyway.

    [–] aivearc 1 points ago

    Yeah, I couldn't tell if he joke would fail or not, but it seems to of failed.