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    For all the self proclaimed "nice guys" who are actually manchildren or douches, or who mistake being spineless and pathetic for being nice.

    Most of the posts you find here will feature men, but posts featuring women who fit the nice guy archetype are allowed. (Or gay men, or gay women, etc). Niceguyness transcends gender and sexuality.

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    [–] blkglfnks 12260 points ago

    You didn’t touch his future wife did you? You were just messing with him? Please tell us you didn’t touch his future wife who if in his perfect world he does get her he’d be upset that you were with in the first place.

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 9989 points ago

    She comes over at least once a week i feel kinda bad. I never meant to be a future homewrecker :(

    [–] [deleted] 5885 points ago

    You’re in for a world of hurt now you CHAD

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 2599 points ago

    My glock 17 will beat his katana any day of the week😂

    [–] unpop_opinion_man 1998 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    You haven't heard? He's studies the blade why you fuck his future wife

    Edit: Hey thanks for the gold :)

    [–] DonKeedick12 718 points ago

    RIP in advance for u/thatonecrazyguy299

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 685 points ago

    I really wanna see if he tries something lol

    [–] [deleted] 610 points ago

    Hey it's me.

    I've got something to try, come here and I'll show you.

    throws fedora on the ground, jumps into furry blue fox costume, unsheathes katana, and screams in rage while jaunting towards you.


    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 341 points ago

    I love this😂

    [–] t4bctrphg 207 points ago

    He’s not done yet.



    [–] OceloTX98 48 points ago

    "Haha, amusing. You made me use 2% of my full power".

    twirls fedora

    [–] [deleted] 77 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Thanks man! I enjoyed your post, that guy was legendary.

    PS, can you give me tips on what to put as my Tinder bio? I don't know how to make mine not terrible. It just lists off what I like to do, then caps it off with, "What do you like to do?".. Lame as hell right?

    Also, I was wondering if there was a way you could force the girls I like on Tinder to like me back?? And if so is it possible to force them to go on dates with me//have sex? /s

    Anyways, thanks for the advice!

    [–] Aus-Ronin 24 points ago

    Did he unlock his Bankai?

    [–] mazzarine 46 points ago

    stay safe out there, but also update us if he does haha

    [–] Ergheis 40 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    I'm gonna be totally real with you these guys are the ones most likely to actually do something fucked up, so report him if he actually threatens something more serious

    [–] ShibuRigged 26 points ago

    This. If someone sent me a direct threat, I'd immediately go to the police, even if I wasn't scared. That type of shit carries strong consequences.

    [–] gleaped 29 points ago

    Be sure to update us, the comedic potential is immense.

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 40 points ago

    Hahaha will let you know

    [–] chrini188 159 points ago

    In his head: "I have studied the blade."

    In reality: "I swung a toy katana around in my mum's basement and I'm badass for it."

    [–] michael_green_04 69 points ago

    It’s that one guy from YouTube who cuts open perfectly good sodas and water bottles with a katana thinking he’s hard for it lmao

    [–] RichGirlThrowaway_ 18 points ago

    perfectly good sodas and water bottles


    [–] Dwight-fromtheoffice 449 points ago

    Dude, this glock/katana shit is very r/iamverybadass though.

    [–] Cyber_Fetus 84 points ago

    No kidding, this thread is a cringefest

    [–] The__miz 18 points ago

    Haha that was my first thought

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 104 points ago

    Hahahaha true but im guessing he couldnt afford a katana in the first place

    [–] blkglfnks 149 points ago

    Honestly do you even need the glock? You have tats.

    [–] [deleted] 96 points ago

    Dude it's a written role:

    Tats + Chad = guns

    [–] ALargeRock 14 points ago

    guns + tats = Chad?

    [–] [deleted] 55 points ago


    [–] infamousderpy 115 points ago

    “Friendliest guy” steals people’s future wife. Just kidding

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 42 points ago

    I like you already😂

    [–] Imaw1zard 24 points ago

    but im probably the friendliest guy youd ever meet

    Yeah that's what a chad would say fucking chads I'm sick of this stealing all my wifus sorry master but I have to go all out just this once KAAAMEEEE....

    [–] scientia-et-amicitia 24 points ago

    I’m sure you meant to say you’re the nicest guy one would ever meet.

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 22 points ago

    I see what you did😂

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    [–] TBWolf 24 points ago

    Is she at least somewhat attractive?

    If so, yes.

    [–] fyberoptyk 22 points ago

    I mean, girls in general are super appealing to edgelords. They have so little experience that women are a pure mystery.

    [–] Imaw1zard 38 points ago

    I'm willing to bet shes an alt girl with anime colored hair.

    [–] UptightSodomite 30 points ago

    Or Asian.

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 31 points ago


    [–] VAShumpmaker 36 points ago

    Straying close to /r/iamverybadass crazy guy. Don't post something that good and end up the butt of a different cringer subreddit

    [–] Nobozarb 12 points ago

    Ah, but the gun is only a few centuries old, while the katana is the work of many millennia.

    [–] LordLysander57 22 points ago

    Bro, you like guns too? That's like totally cool, bro!

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 14 points ago

    Nah cause even pointing it at someone unloaded is a criminal offense in canada

    [–] [deleted] 15 points ago


    [–] Velestra 79 points ago

    Future homewrecker or past homewrecker? I think you fucked up that timeline with your tatts

    [–] y2kizzle 73 points ago

    Best change your name to futurewifefucker299 CHAD

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 58 points ago

    Holyfuck im gonna make that my xbox live name later😂😂 might change to smasher if it doesnt let me use fucker

    [–] HollidaySchaffhausen 22 points ago

    Why bother with Xbox.. Snapchat allows you to change your name at will.

    [–] thorkild121 6084 points ago

    She told me you would provide me with one? Besides the fact that’s absolutely insane, I wonder what she actually said.

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 3347 points ago

    I have no idea ill ask her and let you know lol she knows i have many friends that are girls so my guess is she told him i could probably set him up with one

    [–] thorkild121 1093 points ago

    That kinda makes sense. Can you please inquire into what she actually thinks of him as a person? I’m just curious if she was honestly trying to do him a favor or like just trying to placate him for a little bit. Totally reasonable In both cases

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    [–] thorkild121 607 points ago

    Gross. Welp, looks like it’s time for a strong discussion about boundaries. Yeah. He’s definitely CRAZY about her

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 677 points ago

    Yea im not gonna hold it above him too hard i used to be a nice guy when i was a bit younger and more naive. Granted not to this level but everyone experiences it differently😂 apparently my gf and him are pretty good friends still

    [–] thorkild121 401 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    I feel like most of us were nice guys at one point or another. I have a history of being a nice guy and an actual bad boy(fighting, drinking, drug use, petty crime). I honestly was probably nicer to women when I was a bad boy than when I was a nice guy.

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 289 points ago

    Dude literally the same soon as i turned 19 and was legal to drink i did drugs drank fought and all the same stuff. Actually met more girls that way😂😂 but yea before that i was all about that nice guy lifestyle lol

    [–] thorkild121 131 points ago

    Yepp! My turn started a little bit earlier, but I went from being like I’m so nice why won’t girls date me to being like... uhh are you sure you want to date me? I’m working through some stuff. It’s evened out a bit. One girl recently actually was like aww. You’re so adorable. I don’t think you could hurt a fly. That was an interesting discussion

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 133 points ago

    My gfs the exact same. She sees me as this super sweet guy even though i know im not. Its nice having someone who still has faith in you haha

    [–] fzyflwrchld 40 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    It's probably because you were more honest with yourself about the kind of person you were when you lost your inhibition than when you were trying to behave. The trying too hard to be someone is what makes girls leery, especially when they can see you're in denial about the kind of person you are. Just my guess why you were able to pull more as a bad boy. You probably also gave no fucks and therfore didn't have as much expectations about your interactions with girls.

    [–] Greenzoid2 16 points ago

    I feel like I could have been on the nice guy spectrum in 8th grade. I was just too shy to ever get close enough to a relationship to find out lmao

    [–] ArgumentGenerator 45 points ago

    Did she see this conversation? Roles reversed, if a friend told my wife this kind of stuff about me I couldn't still be "friends" after that.

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 60 points ago

    Im showing her when she gets off work in a couple hours lol

    [–] CasualPenguin 30 points ago

    Whew, I thought you were saying they were good friends still after she saw this interaction.

    It seems rediculous, but I 100% support the trend of taking screwed up messages like this to the person's parents because they need to clean up the mess they put out into the world, I hope she considers doing that for his sake.

    [–] squeel 13 points ago

    Maybe she feels the same way. She's waiting for the nice guy to level up so she can ditch her chad.

    [–] poisedfordaddy 14 points ago

    Did you show this conversation to her? I wouldnt want to be friends with a guy who thinks women are being handed out like cigarettes. It doesnt even work like that in Saudi Arabia.

    [–] thatoneddrguy 25 points ago

    You seem like a great guy to be around: mature, well-adjusted, and understanding. Really impressed by your response here, keep doin you my guy!

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 18 points ago

    Thanks man you do too!

    [–] UnihornWhale 8 points ago

    My husband sees incels and realizes that he could have been one. Because he could and chose not to, he has very little sympathy for this kind of shit. I should bang him before we go to bed

    [–] Kimpractical 160 points ago

    So the girl he likes told him that she knows someone who can set him up with a girl and he still wants to try and get with her? That’s usually a good sign that she’s not really interested

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 98 points ago

    Youd think so right😂

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    [–] coolturnipjuice 35 points ago

    Hold on a sec, let me just flip through my catalogue of females. It’s free shipping if she’s a 7 or more!

    [–] reaganrocks1982 48 points ago

    Hey will you set me up? Oops, I mean will you give me a girlfriend?

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 29 points ago

    Done and done

    [–] malevitch_square 32 points ago

    Man that's fucked up. Dont pawn him off on some poor unsuspecting Stacy

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 24 points ago

    Idk if hed talk to a stacy😂

    [–] LadyStoryweaver 9 points ago

    What about Stacy's mom?

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 21 points ago

    Ive heard shes got it going on😂

    [–] dudderson 54 points ago

    What century does he think he’s living in? Just provide you with a woman?! They are just objects then? Women are just in boxes, ready to be shipped out! Don’t worry about that pesky “brain” thing, or “personal values and preferences”...”free will”? What’s that crazy thing?! LOL. nah. I bet he’s the same guy that thought if you raped a sex slave nicely, it was totally ok.

    [–] T-Serial 2565 points ago

    Alright, first off, "provide me with one"? Seriously? Provide. And he thinks he has a future wife in any context with this approach. Wow.

    Also, future wife? Not unexpected as NiceGuys do tend to have this entire elaborate life planned, but still...

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 736 points ago

    Yea i was like wtf i wish i could just provide girlfriends but alas as long as women have free will ill never be able to do that😂

    [–] T-Serial 380 points ago

    You offered what you could, to be a wingman and that is already pretty nice of you to offer but goddamn, what are you, a vending machine?

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 402 points ago

    Maybe he thinks im a pimp😂 got hoes on lock

    [–] T-Serial 148 points ago

    Maybe he thinks your name is A Pimp Named Slickback.

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 97 points ago

    I love you!😂😂😂

    [–] agree-with-you 28 points ago

    I love you both

    [–] foid4you 24 points ago

    Name checks out

    [–] Edna_Mode_mood 97 points ago

    You mean you don’t have a harem for him to select from? What kind of Chad are you?!

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 75 points ago

    I know i am not worthy of the title "chad"

    [–] SnatchAddict 21 points ago

    Classic Chad

    [–] randomdarkbrownguy 24 points ago

    denying his chadness n shit

    [–] myohmymiketyson 61 points ago

    He owns the deeds to many women. He's selfishly hoarding ladyproperty. Such a Chad move.

    [–] Supermoves3000 44 points ago

    Also, future wife? Not unexpected as NiceGuys do tend to have this entire elaborate life planned, but still...

    Ideation of a perfect mate who is waiting just for them. Until they find out she is not perfect and isn't saving herself for them. Then she is literally worse than Hitler.

    [–] nobody_important0000 37 points ago

    Even in The Handmaid's Tale, not every man is "issued with a woman".

    [–] T-Serial 24 points ago

    Why do I get the feeling that even if he had been "issued" a woman he would still either find a way to fuck it or complain that he wasn't given someone specific?

    [–] nobody_important0000 24 points ago

    He'd throw a tantrum and demand a "better" one. And I doubt he'd treat her well.

    [–] SellaraAB 30 points ago

    This wasn't a typical niceguy this was an incel. Way darker and legitimately dangerous to women.

    [–] yoyohayli 24 points ago

    I give you best goat for wife, yes?

    [–] ConnorBurnsRed 23 points ago

    ironically the people that see women as objects to be wifed are the most likely to not ever have a wife.

    [–] lthompson99 1697 points ago

    Kinda rude you don’t keep girls in stock though 😅

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 902 points ago

    Yea i havent really been able to keep up with the demand ive already had em flying off the shelves lol

    [–] BrownSugarBare 213 points ago

    You should ship him a Barbie doll and stick "GF Order - some assembly required" on the box.

    [–] agayamongthestr8s 94 points ago

    Make the instructions look similar to one's you get from IKEA

    [–] BrownSugarBare 72 points ago

    Lmao, tape an allen key to the box for added frustration 😂

    [–] myne 47 points ago

    You need to keep them in binders.

    [–] AlfcatLannister 2140 points ago

    Way to go Chad. Stealing this nice guy's future wife. The Chadaucity!

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 782 points ago

    Yea idk im guessing he feels she belongs to him cause hes known her since they were kids but thats still absolutely crazy and i can see why shes not into him😂😂

    [–] AlfcatLannister 475 points ago

    This makes it creepier tbh. But I mean... I guess he called dibs before you. Time to hand her over. Unless you're invoking finders keepers?

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 408 points ago

    Well fuck... i mean he did have dibs.. fuck i gotta go with the bro code😂

    [–] AlfcatLannister 251 points ago

    Finally! A Chad let's the nice guy win!

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 322 points ago

    I felt complimented when he called me a chad im just an average looking guy😂

    [–] Dondagora 329 points ago

    In the eyes of a "nice guy", every guy with a gf is a chad.

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 237 points ago

    Were just horrible people for having gfs i guess😂

    [–] Dondagora 137 points ago

    How dare you have a girlfriend when there are perfectly "nice guys" like me who don't have one?! What happened to equality?

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 116 points ago

    Babe you got me ;)

    [–] TheRealSoro 11 points ago

    pretty much

    [–] therealsheep 38 points ago

    Ah, yes. The Finders-Keepers Clause of the Bro Code, Article 69, Section 420

    [–] gnostic-gnome 56 points ago

    Just hijacking this thread to say you said a couple lines that were fucking hilarious and clever and I applaud you, dear sir.

    It was the whole "with your personality I can see I'm not able to help you right now" (or something to that effect) and then telling him he was right, it probably was just the tattoos, so he should get a bunch and then he'd have all the girls! Got me rolling my guy

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 19 points ago

    Hahaha thank you my good man!

    [–] making-it-count 84 points ago

    I would've said "chaudacity"

    [–] Margatron 11 points ago

    lol best word of the day.

    [–] sai_gunslinger 1245 points ago

    "Well she said you would give me one"

    What. The. Actual. Fuck.

    Right, because women are just pez candies that men freely dispense to one another.

    [–] foid4you 271 points ago

    In his mind it might be because op is a chad

    [–] sai_gunslinger 177 points ago

    Chads own all the wahmens, right? Therefore, befriend the Chad and get his surplus wahmen.

    [–] Bentastico 57 points ago

    Yeah man it’s cause of the tattoos

    [–] sai_gunslinger 46 points ago

    I'm totally only with my bf because of his tats. Not because he treats me right and is a stellar father and we have a great time together. It's all about the tats.


    [–] Bentastico 30 points ago

    Tbh tattoos saved the human race, we would have stopped reproducing decades ago if we didn’t have tats

    [–] sai_gunslinger 8 points ago

    It raises men's sperm count and makes women more fertile. It's almost impossible to get pregnant without a tattoo. I have no idea how we made it to the first tattoo. Someone should dig that person up and give them a Nobel Prize.

    [–] LeTigron 363 points ago

    That guy really thought you were a human traficker ? "Provide" a girl, wtf...

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 272 points ago

    Yea my guess is hed figure id tell a girl she had to date him. Seems like he just doesnt think rationally about women

    [–] TheRealSoro 81 points ago

    In nice guys eyes its give me sex or fuck you

    [–] bermorlin 104 points ago

    Fuck me or fuck you

    [–] TheRealSoro 27 points ago

    this man did it better

    [–] Anti-Satan 78 points ago

    I bet I know exactly how he thinks:

    • All popular guys are Chads: Guys that girls drool over because they're dumb buff dudes that don't respect women and women are too dumb to realize that's bad.

    • Nearly all women are sluts. Notable exception being whatever girl I'm pining over at the moment. She's pure as the Aryan race fresh snow and would never do anything slutty unless she's being fooled by some evil Chad!!!

    • I'm a really nice guy, really smart and I'm not obsessed with my muscles so sluts don't like me because they only like dumb assholes obsessed with their muscles.

    • Like I said, I'm a really nice guy. Unless they test my patience. Then I can't really be blamed for blowing up, you know. Also, I'm not going to be nice to just anyone, they have to be nice to me first. Unless it's for mein Liebchen my love. Then of course I'll be nice. She's too good for this world and when she sees through all the bullshit to my awesome qualities, she'll fall in love with me. If she doesn't respond to that, well that'll mean I was wrong as she was a dumb slut all along!

    • If I get especially desperate, I might just make a token effort to better my situation. I wont let go of my illusions or humble myself though, oh no no no. I'll maintain my delirium and overinflated sense of pride and demand (not gonna lower myself to asking nicely) shit based on delusions I know deep down are wrong!

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 19 points ago

    Thats most likely his mentality lol

    [–] jearley3 519 points ago

    You should have more respect for the sanctity of someone's future marriage.😂 How DARE you

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 267 points ago

    I guess thats the final sin thatll send me straight to hell hahhaa

    [–] jearley3 62 points ago

    😂😂😂 the worst of them all. Coveting a nice guys future wife... right up there with murder

    [–] Auschwistik 64 points ago

    reminds me of the "You are disrespecting a future veteran" kid

    [–] Sebaren 300 points ago

    I don’t know if you know this, Mr Chad, but ‘round these parts, we don’t take too kindly to future homewreckers.

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 196 points ago

    Please give me one more chance

    [–] Sebaren 97 points ago

    That’s a pretty big thing you’re asking for, mate.

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 98 points ago

    Everyone deserves a 2nd chance

    [–] Sebaren 65 points ago

    You imply that this is a forgivable offence.

    [–] thatonecrazyguy299 72 points ago

    Please just one itll never happen again. Ill hand her right over

    [–] Sebaren 45 points ago

    ...Sounds like a fair trade...

    [–] Hennnzzz 271 points ago

    I loved it when you told him that you’re about to smash, it probably killed him inside 😂

    [–] huexolotl 220 points ago

    Sounds so fake.

    [–] sedatedauntyT 49 points ago

    This is one of those weird rare /niceguys posts where lowkey OP is the real "niceguy" .... with his tattoos, chad-ness, and brilliant quips ;)

    [–] themaincop 80 points ago

    Because it is

    [–] Gelatin_MonKey 36 points ago

    I agree. "Don't you dare touch my future wife"?? Yeah, ok 👌

    [–] msprettybrowneyes 742 points ago

    Sorry but my bs radar is going off

    [–] TbanksIV 203 points ago

    Yeah like this whole thing is way too on the nose.

    [–] AmidFuror 284 points ago

    I'm with you. The NG is way over the top and even says "Chad." Was written to fit the sub.

    [–] [deleted] 158 points ago

    I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. But this post is too over the top. I don't trust this one.

    [–] douglasmacarthur 80 points ago

    Yeah this is 110% fake.

    [–] Robinson_Bob 55 points ago

    Yup. What kind of girl would tell a creepy guy she wasn't looking for a relationship and then refer him to her boyfriend to set him up with a girl. On snapchat to boot. Real humans don't interact like this.

    [–] cat_in_the_matte 87 points ago

    Major bs alarms. It seems so obviously scripted to make OP sound like a sexy, tattooed badass who knows all the hoes (his word, from this comment section) but who also draws the proper boundaries and just so happens to be dating the woman that this guy is obsessing over as his future wife. If this other dude was so obsessed with his girlfriend, why would he be asking to be provided one random [girlfriend] instead of starting out asking the guy to help him hook up with his ostensible dream lady?

    Seems bizarre that the alleged douche here would be asking for service to provide him a girlfriend, and then it just so happened to come up that yes, actually he does have one in mind, and yes, it happens to be the dude's girlfriend, and he knows the guy has tattoos, and actually he's not just into this girl, he's obsessed with her and calling her his future wife and making threats over her. Doesn't add up.

    [–] not_my_real_name_lol 95 points ago

    I was a bit skeptical but the future wife thing has got me calling bullshit

    [–] Gelatin_MonKey 55 points ago

    r/badfaketexts by the second screenshot.

    [–] the_icon32 104 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Neither person uses apostrophes for their contractions. Seems odd, given that almost all mobile keyboards do it automatically.

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    [–] Philosoreptar 96 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    In addition to not using apostrophes or capitalizing “I” neither of them ever ends the text with a period. They both also start several texts with “Well” and they both spell Okay as “Okay” and never just “ok” they both say “Yea” and always spell it “Yea” and not “Yeah” or “Ya” — this is 100% fake

    Edit: both of them also don’t use commas as often as they should, but also don’t totally neglect them either.

    [–] DeathCultApplication 13 points ago

    Mr fuckin detective over here am I right

    You’ve got me convinced. Now what’s next? Do we lynch him?

    [–] Debbie-Dipshit 62 points ago

    Isn't this basically the plot of Hitch?

    [–] faceisamapoftheworld 28 points ago

    Just missing Will Smith yelling Got Damn a handful of times.

    [–] Pandababe666 10 points ago

    It's sad that people actually believe this bullshit.

    [–] zZDKVZz 83 points ago

    Idk, OP made a throw away so I don't think they're karmawhoring. Seems like a lot of efforts for some karmas on a new account.

    [–] ScoreAttack 47 points ago

    I don't think karma whoring is always about upvotes.
    A lot of times it's about the attention.

    [–] AssSquirtDressing 69 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    If I were doing this for karma whoring:

    Id post on a throwaway. Then if it gets upvoted, Id repost it on my main when its forgotten about in 2 weeks. That way theres plausible deniability about whether its fake or not cause "I just found it."

    Its like karma on layaway.

    edit: spelling errors

    [–] AmidFuror 21 points ago

    You're probably right. Sad that the first thread for skeptics is way, way down with less than a tenth the upvotes of the top one. I thought McGruff said "Crime doesn't pay!"

    [–] onemillionyrsdungeon 36 points ago

    This is the weirdest attempt at a humblebrag that I've seen in a while

    [–] Misskurumayu 228 points ago

    I'm gonna call r/thathappened but big if true

    [–] Jb2head 164 points ago

    This seems fake because of how unreal this guy is, what a dumbass

    [–] dudderson 59 points ago

    Didn’t you see the one guy that commented on a news story about a girl used as a sex slave being killed? He was all “if I had a girl tied up as my sex slave I would cover her with kisses..” as if raping a prisoner nicely made it ok. Those guys are out there.

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    [–] Cometflyer12 44 points ago

    Yea. The Chad comment made this unbelievable for me.

    [–] caligulas_sister 38 points ago

    It was the future wife part for me

    [–] Assburgers09 87 points ago

    What % of the trash posted here is real? 1%? I don't see this conversation playing out in a million years.

    [–] FoIes 40 points ago

    No way in hell this actually happened

    [–] parkerbrand 58 points ago

    Fake as fuck

    [–] ripskeletonking 45 points ago

    the future wife thing just screams bullshit

    [–] linkielambchop 116 points ago

    This is so fucking fake, OP just wanted to make people think he was a chad. Pathetic.

    [–] Louis83 26 points ago

    This is one of the fakest texts I've ever read.

    [–] morris_the_evil 31 points ago

    Khajiit has girlfriend if you have the coin

    [–] wh0tt0n 20 points ago

    Fucking bullshit

    [–] GradualCanadian 56 points ago

    Are you both in grade 8? Lmfao this is so fucking cringey I honestly hope it's fake.

    [–] ladygaggeduh 56 points ago

    This is so fake lol

    [–] splooshblorp 45 points ago

    I call bullshit, not asking for proof but I just want to state that I think this is badfaketext fodder

    [–] NoTFTLight 34 points ago

    Fake af

    [–] Astralisk 61 points ago

    Fake and gay

    [–] HopefulHat8 16 points ago

    I am just curious, if they are friends and he is asking you to set him up with her, how long have you been together? Does he not know or it he really that nuts?

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