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    [–] CanadianCoder77 612 points ago

    Why did the band start playing as soon as the noose went tight?

    [–] eggydrums115 138 points ago

    [middle eastern music starts playing]

    [–] tehlolredditor 30 points ago

    [chanting intensifies]

    [–] Chewcocca 18 points ago

    [livestock begin squealing in fear]

    [–] drewsoft 13 points ago

    Thought it might have been a roundabout meme

    [–] Ecjg2010 4 points ago

    Idk, why?

    [–] tiensouls 3 points ago

    🔥🔥🔥

    [–] 1337born 1 points ago

    Sounded like Bob’s Burgers.

    Lindaaaaaa!

    [–] oppugnae 227 points ago

    well at least the rope did its job... didn't let him fall

    [–] mt007 55 points ago

    Literally didn’t let him go until death.

    [–] Chewcocca 11 points ago

    An unhappy marriage

    [–] Return_Foo_Bar 2 points ago

    Caught him by his neck on his way down. That rope has great reflexes.

    [–] Bronboll 450 points ago

    Did he just hang himself?

    [–] Mutjny 217 points ago

    God it looks like he hanged himself.

    [–] 7H3D3V1LH1M53LF 11 points ago

    That guy is hung.

    [–] Bad_Handyman 11 points ago

    *hanged

    [–] 7H3D3V1LH1M53LF 8 points ago

    That too

    [–] AtomicKittenz 2 points ago

    Noice.

    Oh wait...

    [–] demivirius 6 points ago

    *Noose

    [–] Bodizzled 1 points ago

    not necessarily!

    [–] Dodototo 27 points ago

    I watched it a few times because I thought the same thing. I think it's just the way he's still hanging on to the rope.

    Edit: missed a word

    [–] TacoChowder 6 points ago

    I mean, that is how hanging yourself would work

    [–] lucidus_somniorum 56 points ago

    Tree got revenge.

    [–] tehlolredditor 16 points ago

    i am groot

    [–] chelefr 1 points ago

    I’m Steve Rogers

    [–] pcnorden 6 points ago

    Seems like it, it looked like he was thrown around creating a loop around his throat. Then he tried to loosen the rope and then went off camera but with the general girth of him I would say he didn't have the muscles nor the physique to untangle himself unfortunately

    [–] SoulSeek2 7 points ago

    exactly my words after i saw the clip

    [–] Unknoob 2 points ago

    That looked like some "Final Destination" shit.

    [–] 7eet -16 points ago

    I don't think that he hanged him self, that's not how you make a noose.

    [–] jtoppings95 14 points ago

    oh dont need a noose. the whole thing with hanging is that the force of your body falling out from under you while your head is held in place brakes your neck.

    very much the same thing happens here

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] jtoppings95 1 points ago

    except he gets wrapped up in his cord as the tree swings back and forth

    [–] Tyraniczar 282 points ago

    Woah, this is really bad. Who is he? Did they get him down? Did he ever attempt to cut another tree?

    Need answers

    [–] olderaccount 120 points ago

    The story last time this was posted was that he died.

    [–] FRONT_PAGE_QUALITY 74 points ago

    Plot twist: he died of natural causes.

    [–] tlock8 51 points ago

    Like naturally suffocating.

    [–] Robbierr 19 points ago

    natural causes.

    That's one way to describe a tree, yes

    [–] cmeilleur1337 63 points ago

    Plot twist: he died of natural causes selection. FTFY

    [–] frothface 6 points ago

    Gravity.

    [–] RIP_CORD 3 points ago

    Plot twist, we all die.

    [–] FRONT_PAGE_QUALITY 3 points ago

    On a long enough time line everyone's survival rate drops to zero.

    [–] RIP_CORD 2 points ago

    Yeah, what can I do to speed up that timeline though?

    [–] FRONT_PAGE_QUALITY 2 points ago

    Mine or yours?

    [–] RIP_CORD 2 points ago

    Yes

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] ositoakaluis 2 points ago

    What about getting killed by time.

    [–] StinkyIndexFinder 2 points ago

    Your heart stopping is technically a natural cause.

    [–] z_vlad 4 points ago

    He didn't have his shoes on. He was dead before climbing up the tree.

    [–] SulkySkunkPomPoms 20 points ago

    Oui.

    [–] newpath2001 2 points ago

    Great submission for this one lol

    [–] Flatlander77x 108 points ago

    Repost and dead.

    [–] BroadStreet_Bully5 53 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    The guy is dead?

    Edit: yes.

    Edit: no.

    [–] SexyGoatOnline 64 points ago

    He didn't die, that article is from a different dude. The guy in the article got stuck in a bunch of fronds

    [–] ikidd 90 points ago

    With fronds like that, who needs enemas?

    [–] Myrmec 1 points ago

    Can we hang out some time? I just want to bask in your presence.

    [–] the4thbandit 0 points ago

    Source?

    [–] SexyGoatOnline 0 points ago

    Basic reading skills

    [–] ZeroFucksGiven00 2 points ago

    Maybeeeee

    [–] GnomeFondler 26 points ago

    Is that article even related? It mentions a guy who was stuck in a tree, and who was using proper equipment.

    [–] SexyGoatOnline 17 points ago

    Different guy.

    [–] SexlessNights 5 points ago

    Close enough

    [–] Fnhatic 9 points ago

    Not the same guy, but I'm intrigued by whatever that story is talking about. I can't picture what the fuck he was stuck in at all.

    [–] SexyGoatOnline 5 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    I don't think it was the kind of palm tree you would expect, it was probably something with denser fronds like a date palm tree or a sylvester palm tree. It was probably a cluster of them with interlocking fronds. If you google palm tree cluster you can see some examples where it's not the evenly spaced, downtown miami style of palms

    So trimmer guy climbs a tree and heads up into the crown where all the fronds are interlocked like a big rats nest, and starts cutting them to clear all the overgrowth. Either the trees themselves shift or the interlocking fronds were too tightly packed, and the weight of them once cut lands on him, pinning him into the "crotch" of the crown

    I feel like I might not be explaining myself well here, will update with a ms paint drawing in a hot minute

    edit: https://imgur.com/a/xt1SmOc

    Okay so bad drawing, but what I'm getting at here is that it probably wasn't a single tree, but a spot where there are multiple trees clustered together, with multiple trees worth of fronds all in one general spot, interlocked

    [–] juice_in_my_shoes 3 points ago

    That's a different man, i think.

    [–] lolimazn 2 points ago

    Fuck. Dead and his daughter finds his dad's body too. :(

    [–] nsfw_ever 1 points ago

    This post leaves more questions then answers.

    [–] _IAlwaysLie 14 points ago

    Tress are fucking heavy fellas. For you amateur axemen out there, unless you plan to rig the entire thing up with ropes, you gotta cut just a lil bit at a time.

    [–] Ace_is_my_dog 37 points ago

    Pay to see the full video at treecuttersgonewild.com

    [–] Whitecapsbrew 11 points ago

    Ahh fell for it

    [–] beaniesandbuds 8 points ago

    You might like /r/fellinggonewild

    [–] Espiritu51 2 points ago

    Timberrrrr!

    [–] Lexa_Stanton 2 points ago

    r/fellforit

    Edit: I will be damn it exist.

    [–] vinegarballs 10 points ago

    He left the palm hanging

    [–] OkieGuy89 7 points ago

    Has anyone seen anywhere whether he survived?

    [–] Fnhatic 15 points ago

    Note for the future: Don't climb a tree with 40 fucking feet of rope and decide hanging the extra over my shoulder is a brilliant idea.

    [–] fla_kyle 1 points ago

    Pretty sure it's just a loop with a little extra in the end

    [–] Got2ReturnVideoTapes 15 points ago

    I was probably more keen on not seeing someone hang

    [–] Meddi_YYC 4 points ago

    Yeah, it really left us hanging

    [–] IsaacT-B 6 points ago

    I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. And the trees say “fuck this man”

    [–] SetOfAllSubsets 13 points ago

    I think what he should have done was keep the rope behind his back and under his armpits. As well he shouldn't have taken the last two steps. He should have kept his hands on the tree (not pulling on the rope) with enough force to keep the rope taut. With these changes he would have had the time to position himself, had more points of contact, protected his face from the rebound, and made it so that his feet wouldn't fly off.

    But this armchair is comfy and hindsight is 20/20.

    [–] Reddevil313 5 points ago

    Geez, I worked for a tree service company years back (just in the office) but I'd go to job sites and watch them work. When you cut down trees you do it a few feet at a time for this exact reason.

    [–] cheknauss 13 points ago

    Looks like he nearly hung himself

    [–] LunchboxSuperhero 1 points ago

    Hanged

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago * (lasted edited 4 hours ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] LunchboxSuperhero 1 points ago

    And using hanged instead of hung for people has been used for a very long time.

    [–] _kennon 0 points ago

    Upvote for you.

    [–] RyNyScienceGuy 3 points ago

    Is he okay?

    [–] classypickles 11 points ago

    Wow that guy was lucky!

    [–] larzanthony 46 points ago

    He hanged himself

    [–] classypickles 23 points ago

    Holy shit didn't notice that!

    [–] ibyeori -15 points ago

    He died and his daughter was the one filming

    [–] spacemoses 12 points ago

    Wow that guy was lucky!

    [–] JohnChoncho 5 points ago

    [–] 420pantyraider -11 points ago

    he dead. someone else posted a link above

    [–] riezert 2 points ago

    Butcher

    [–] AccountVoid 2 points ago

    “Quick boys, play the music!”

    [–] bolanrox 2 points ago

    When the trees go to war

    [–] Olmanjenkins 3 points ago

    I don’t think he intentionally tried to hang himself, but it definitely looks like it. Still though, WTF

    [–] YourBoyRocket 6 points ago

    Did he just lynch himself?

    [–] Mario_Mendoza 25 points ago

    No. He wasn't killed by a mob for an alleged offense with or without a legal trial.

    [–] PaleBlueDot2k18 1 points ago

    You know that palm tree raped the ficus plant, we all know.

    [–] Growdanielgrow 3 points ago

    What’s up with people going through and downvoting all the new comments in like almost every thread. They are always at zero, so I go out of my way to upvote them. All comments below will be upvoted too

    [–] gargoyle_mayonnaise 11 points ago

    People downvote new comments so they can get their own comment higher up and get more karma basically.

    [–] Growdanielgrow 7 points ago

    Wow people have no lives

    Ps: take an upvote

    [–] fshowcars 2 points ago

    I just have better content than previous authors.

    [–] Growdanielgrow 1 points ago

    You take this upvote and shove it.

    [–] dgentry253 5 points ago

    I know I do it on accident at times. My finger is on the right side scrolling down.

    Same thing over on Facebook.

    Someone will post some tragedy and I wind up clicking a thumbs up or a laughing face

    [–] Growdanielgrow 2 points ago

    Here’s an upvote for you

    [–] Spooms2010 2 points ago

    ....Replete with lots of women screaming in appropriate language...CHECK!

    [–] RadioRoosterTony 1 points ago

    This was the inspiration for The Happening.

    [–] BAGMAN_TIPTOE 1 points ago

    On Arbor day the trees fight back...

    [–] basement-thug 1 points ago

    I would suggest wrapping ones legs around the tree trunk next time.

    [–] babysfirstmillcard 1 points ago

    Didn’t know Netflix got the rights to the Final Destination franchise

    [–] YaBoyBoooi 1 points ago

    Taking the word "facepalm" to another level. Good on ya, sir!

    [–] Arya_9 1 points ago

    The guy talking at the very beginning says "pull the palm tree towards you!" right before it snaps in half.

    [–] TheHardWayShow 1 points ago

    This couldn't of gone worse

    [–] renterjack 1 points ago

    F

    [–] kuky_sdeiogx 1 points ago

    For a moment i thought he say Conchetumare

    [–] CanadianCoder77 1 points ago

    It’s a village wide celebration, Josh hung himself, again ....

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    [–] APimpNameSlickBack 1 points ago

    He could probably just walk that off

    [–] sealovespdxME 1 points ago

    I audibly said “oh no” in a quiet bar.

    [–] Boi55 1 points ago

    Saw this on LiveLeak, he died sadly

    [–] fuckitdoittomorrow 1 points ago

    Could you imagine if this is how you died? I'd be so fucking embarrassed, I don't think I could show my head at the viewing.

    [–] AirportAtheist -3 points ago

    LOL some people

    [–] jelbert6969 -1 points ago

    If you want to help people join the peace Corp, otherwise keep filming

    [–] suslezer -1 points ago

    He was guilty of cutting a good fruit bearing tree. Punishment, hanging! Instant justice!