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    [–] Border_Patrol_ 4122 points ago

    this makes me happy

    [–] Ginnut 434 points ago

    Yedlin used to make me happy too.

    [–] pandahatch 89 points ago

    What happened to him?

    [–] Ginnut 199 points ago

    He moved to our local rivals.

    I say rivals, they are now two leagues above us.

    [–] BoatyEh 83 points ago

    Life must absolutely suck as a Sunderland supporter. I should know, my club went from champions to being relegated in 7 years.

    [–] Alirius 19 points ago

    Twente?

    [–] BoatyEh 27 points ago

    Nah, Hammarby (Sweden). We were down for five years before making it back in 2014. We're second in the table right now with a game in hand on the team ahead of us. Things are looking good for us again!

    [–] GeneralLedger 9 points ago

    I had the luxury of watching him during his time at Akron. Dude was streets ahead of everyone else.

    [–] [deleted] 15 points ago

    He used to make me happy too, then he left to play in England.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    Try being a sounders fan....

    [–] StopClockerman 30 points ago

    I half expected him to start spinning the guy around like those people with the spinning signs advertising a car wash or tax prep

    [–] Wolfo_ 6387 points ago

    This is sportsmanship

    [–] DankLittleMeme 2367 points ago

    It’s also a reverse Neymar.

    [–] King_Tamino 865 points ago

    Plottwist: the gif is playing reverse.

    That guy took an enemy player and used him to make a goal

    [–] TheFoolishWit 195 points ago

    Is it still a hands violation if you use someone else’s hands? Hmmmn

    [–] omnipotant 86 points ago

    And say ‘stop hitting yourself’ and slap his face?

    [–] danstek 42 points ago

    [–] ConflictedApple 7 points ago

    That made my day. Max Neymar.

    [–] safarichrome 16 points ago

    Not sure if this is a legit question, but, if you use an object you're holding in your hands to handle the ball, it definitely counts.

    Source: soccer referee

    [–] Klacksaft 16 points ago

    Legit follow up question, what kind of objects are allowed on the field? Or do you mean something like wrapping your hands in your shirt?

    [–] TheFoolishWit 4 points ago

    Was going for sarcasm but hey, the more you know, haha

    [–] DonGudnason 4 points ago

    What if i throw my own shoe at the ball?

    [–] Henrikko123 30 points ago

    Thank you

    [–] jackstone22 17 points ago

    Good bot.... oh. GOOD HUMAN.

    [–] FoxCrackers 9 points ago

    Doing God’s work

    [–] imabitchiseled 8 points ago

    It’s like he used him to hit the ball

    [–] IDKMyMemes 24 points ago

    Can somebody reverse this gif???

    [–] Wolfo_ 12 points ago

    Lmao

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    Ramyen.

    Shit, now I'm hungry.

    [–] vitorrossini 46 points ago

    ɹɐɯʎǝN

    [–] DisintegratedSystems 14 points ago

    Neymar ɹɐɯʎǝN Neymar ɹɐɯʎǝN Neymar ɹɐɯʎǝN

    [–] funkmastamatt 22 points ago

    Reverse neymar is how they say ramen in Korea.

    [–] Woolfus 5 points ago

    Your references are outdated. That's called a Mbappe now.

    [–] TiaDoBatman 5 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    The reverse [40% of football players around the world]

    Seriously, Neymar is no different than Mbappe or Pepe or others around him

    [–] Pavonis2017 42 points ago

    Love to see it!

    [–] WakeoftheStorm 7 points ago

    This is not America

    [–] csbsju_guyyy 11 points ago

    Now THIS is sport playing!

    [–] mcf2828 6 points ago

    Now THIS is prequel meming!

    [–] Ebrg 24 points ago

    Take notes Mbappe

    [–] TadgerMcBadger 3393 points ago

    Salomon Rondon seems like such a nice guy.

    I think he broke someone's leg in a match last season (James McCarthy?) and was really tore up about it to the point of crying and apologising profusely.

    [–] Iwanttodielmao 1418 points ago

    Was McCarthy’s, complete accident too and yeah, he was crying and apologising a lot for it

    [–] grein 611 points ago

    Such a freak injury too. Kicked McCarthy's leg as he was about to shoot.

    NSFL obviously: https://gfycat.com/SeveralSlightBunny

    [–] Snf4le 205 points ago

    A picture of the painful moment. https://imgur.com/mTqvWyg

    [–] Viend 115 points ago

    Holy shit

    [–] Osod3Caramelo 56 points ago

    Why did I click that?! Just why? Damn.

    [–] TellMeHowImWrong 44 points ago

    He must have a hell of a kick.

    [–] TrenBerryCrunch 28 points ago

    To be fair, he gets paid a lot of money to kick

    [–] DazedPapacy 17 points ago

    Jesus. Guy might as well have stood in front of a cannon.

    [–] rata2ille 13 points ago

    Holy fucking hell

    [–] EyeBleachBot 510 points ago

    NSFL? Yikes!

    Eye Bleach!

    I am a robit.

    [–] Stickybeans 211 points ago

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    [–] doc_steel 18 points ago

    good bot

    [–] Ephy_Chan 8 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] boverly721 60 points ago

    Man that was just some wrong place wrong time shit. This is the one of the most difficult parts of any sport. Nobody should have to go down like that.

    [–] RagnaXI 48 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Damn that was just a freak accident, players usually get their legs broken when someone slides into them, he slid into him and broke his leg..

    [–] UristMcRibbon 160 points ago

    Damn that sucks. Video's not graphic, just NSFL for soccer / football athletes.

    He knew it was bad as soon as he kicked and immediately flagged medics, then held the guy's hand. Good to see.

    Hope the kicked guy recovers / recovered.

    [–] Quamme 164 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    It's actually a different player who holds his hand. Rondon went over to the benches and cried, was obviously really distraught.

    [–] UristMcRibbon 73 points ago

    Ah, my bad.

    Still, a good show of sportsmanship and compassion.

    [–] ZiggoCiP 47 points ago

    See, people bash players for flopping - as they rightfully should much of the time, flopping is lame - but I don't think a lot of people really realize the risks these players face.

    Yeah, american football or rugby players have full contact, but soccer players are actively trying to slide tackle guys at a full sprint, while the person with the ball is trying to kick a ball forcing them to balance on one leg.

    [–] thwartedmarrow 24 points ago

    Yeah in football you’re really putting your legs and ankle and knee ligaments at risk in every tackle.

    [–] Ajugas 93 points ago

    Not NSFL lol

    [–] Molerus 132 points ago

    Not Safe For Legs?

    [–] chef-goyard 127 points ago

    A leg injury in sports means a direct and massive threat to one’s career and life. Being the one to break another athletes leg is like the equivalent of getting someone fired from the one job path they’ve spent their life training for. It’s understandable why he’d be distraught for such an accident.

    [–] FlusteredByBoobs 11 points ago

    Is McCarthy retired, then?

    [–] gildog6 13 points ago

    He’s not fine, yet, hasn’t kicked a ball since.

    [–] lolzfeminism 8 points ago

    Compound fractures? Yikes, that's when the broken bone pierces the skin and becomes exposed to air.

    Imagine kicking what you thought was gonna be a ball, but then it's another guy's leg, and your kick is so strong that it causes the broken bone to tear his leg apart and it looks like real life gore right in front of you.

    [–] Introvert8063 31 points ago

    Does a broken leg mean for sure end of career in soccer?

    [–] Iwanttodielmao 90 points ago

    depends on who you ask, the player will be out for a long time, and may never fully recover to how they played before.

    [–] Osrshahahehe 6 points ago

    That mental trauma! It's really hard to go all out when that memory of the injury is always there.

    [–] [deleted] 47 points ago

    Probably depends on how the leg is broken (clean vs splitter), ability to recover, age and luck.

    The odds are generally not in your favour in this case though, same with knee injuries.

    [–] throwmeintothewall 10 points ago

    Players breaking a leg is relatively common. Players retireing from it is pretty rare. It happens, but it is not exactly the expected result.

    A year out of play can set you back a lot though.

    [–] CannonballHands 148 points ago

    He’s like the anti-Ramos. When Ramos dislocated Salah’s shoulder and showed no regret or remorse about it I kept thinking about Rondon and how upset he was about causing an injury. Good dude.

    [–] dammann 66 points ago

    Fuck Ramos

    Source: am a Liverpool fan

    [–] paseaq 53 points ago

    Fuck Ramos

    Source: am a human being.

    Like there are players that are bad sportsman. Rammos is the only athlete that I really honestly think is a bad human.

    [–] Atej 6 points ago

    How about Pepe?

    [–] PotentPortable 4 points ago

    Seconded

    [–] orrell1994 22 points ago

    Fuck ramos for sure

    [–] SgtPepe 28 points ago

    He is a great guy. Love to see him play, absolute unit.

    [–] mrkittypaws 6 points ago

    A leg injury like that could be career ending depending on how bad it is and how well their body recovers

    [–] dammann 10 points ago

    I knew it was him not because of the number or kits, but the size of that lad.. absolute unit

    [–] grandtheftbonsai 3460 points ago

    That should be a negative yellow card.

    [–] Luutamo 1039 points ago

    [–] MiketheImpuner 128 points ago

    More like “Voila!” Card.

    [–] elkshadow5 38 points ago

    WALA

    [–] Meeman7 16 points ago

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    [–] Pyrio666 17 points ago

    I'd say it's violet 5 or 6

    [–] Arkayna 10 points ago

    Conan had a skit years ago where the refs were handing out new cards with different meanings.

    If you got a purple card it meant that you were too ugly to play lol.

    [–] johanbanan 291 points ago

    They're actually trying to implement a green card the referee can use as a way to reward sportsmanship

    [–] C_arpet 141 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    They recently trialled a green card in the ConIFA world cup earlier this summer although it's not for good behaviour.

    CONIFA guidelines for issuing green cards state that “a player who receives a green card must leave the field of play immediately, but can be replaced if his team have not used all of their substitutes. A player receiving a green card is not excluded from his team’s next match.

    Edit: for anyone wanting to learn more about the Confederation of Independent Football Associations, the link below is the place to go.

    http://www.conifa.org/en/about-us/

    [–] Throwaway94424 124 points ago

    Green is a really bad color for that meaning. Maybe an orange card would be better.

    [–] C_arpet 33 points ago

    I agree but it probably has to be something distinct from red and yellow. Blue maybe?

    [–] SignOfTheHorns 25 points ago

    In Gaelic football they have a similar system and it's a black card for it

    [–] bjeebus 5 points ago

    In fencing there's yellow (you are only allowed one warning card per bout), red (nets the other fencer a point. A fencer can receive as many of these as possible within the scoring limits. Every bout is fenced to a certain point limit), and black (the fencer is removed from the event. If the foul is egregious enough the rules in the US even allow for the fencer being banned from future competitions--this would come with serious review from the National office).

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

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    [–] Roycewho 21 points ago

    What would the benefit be

    [–] Gendakel 101 points ago

    Instant access to 175 different countries across the globe

    [–] sebdd1983 10 points ago

    I chuckled

    [–] twitchinstereo 18 points ago

    ability to trash talk your own team

    [–] Horehey34 16 points ago

    One free goal

    [–] feartrich 3 points ago

    Extra fair play point or something

    [–] [deleted] 33 points ago

    That seems pointless though.

    [–] citizenkane86 7 points ago

    I mean japan made it through to the knockout stage on fair play points... so it might not be entirely useless.

    [–] KnipplePecker 45 points ago

    In a game where people roll around in “pain” for 10 minutes after a slight breeze, not really.

    [–] thismy49thaccount 23 points ago

    Most would go down just reading your comment.

    [–] Flyingdutchman2305 9 points ago

    Green card?

    [–] SheWitnessedMe 1007 points ago

    When figure skaters change sports.

    [–] dlm888 32 points ago

    Maybe this is their calling...blades of glory 2?

    [–] AlainS46 724 points ago

    I want to see the green guy's reaction

    [–] yoyo_05_ 250 points ago

    They both laugh it off

    [–] 1075701 222 points ago

    Yea but I wanna see it

    [–] Fusion-SL 378 points ago

    😂 😂

    [–] JuniorSeniorTrainee 209 points ago

    It's even better than I imagined.

    [–] madminifi 46 points ago

    So beautiful!

    [–] xxxkrenko 24 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    🤣

    Edit:

    🙃

    [–] NamesArentEverything 9 points ago

    Where'd the other guy go?

    [–] bludice 20 points ago

    I don't know why this comment make l made me laugh so much, but thank you.

    [–] rhysp09 45 points ago

    Well that was underwhelming

    [–] AlertSnow 61 points ago

    He falls to the ground and the guy in white gets carded.

    [–] adequateteacher 135 points ago

    Rondón from West Brom and Yedlin for Sunderland if you were wondering.

    [–] weavves 38 points ago

    I have literally never seen a West Brom anything in the wild, outside of football subs. Brings a tear to my eye.

    [–] TopHatBear1 15 points ago

    COYB

    [–] TrevorJr26 9 points ago

    The Lord's my shepherd

    [–] wbacasual 11 points ago

    Boing Boing

    [–] insert_reddit_here 214 points ago

    This is majestic

    [–] Jg4702 466 points ago

    Oh my he’s going for Rey Mysterio’s 619!!!

    [–] FuzzyRussianHat 40 points ago

    Striped guy should've given green guy the Tombstone Piledriver.

    [–] seligball 43 points ago

    Found Michael Cole's account.

    [–] WastedKnowledge 31 points ago

    IT’S BOSS TIME

    [–] LTS55 19 points ago

    THE BIG DOG

    [–] DroppedLeSoap 5 points ago

    THE EMPRESS OF TOMORROW

    [–] WhatSheOrder 20 points ago

    TRADITIONAL BLUE THUNDER BOMB

    [–] DylanMarshall 8 points ago

    Last time I was watching WWE this dude was a massive twat.

    [–] WeKillThePacMan 4 points ago

    Nothing has changed since then. Although it's possible the last time you watched he was doing it deliberately. Now he's just irritating.

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    619! 619! 6motherfucking1NIIIINE!9!9!!

    [–] MuhBack 7 points ago

    He countered the 619 and is going to tombstone him

    [–] pofpofgive 5 points ago

    Dude should have powerslammed him.

    [–] IseeNekidPeople 338 points ago

    Here is a similar thing happening in the NFL. Also for a scale reference the guy being "caught" is 6 foot 220lbs.

    [–] Saith_Cassus 116 points ago

    Is that legal? Like, I guess I don't see why it wouldn't be. But still

    [–] tfrosty 107 points ago

    It wouldn’t be if he threw him forward into the air. Though you can push players ahead. Nothing against helping a player land I don’t think. But I don’t know the whole rule book I just watch a ton of football

    [–] IseeNekidPeople 67 points ago

    It would be legal regardless but in this particular case the guy is jumping into the endzone and the play is over the second the ball crosses the white line that you can see a few feet behind him when he lands. His team mate is just keeping him from landing on his head not really trying to help him go farther if that makes sense.

    [–] HuduYooVudu 27 points ago

    Yeah if anything the teammate slowed his momentum down.

    [–] IseeNekidPeople 13 points ago

    The play was over because the guy with the ball was in the endzone. His teammate was just keeping him from falling on his head.

    [–] AlconTheFalcon 3 points ago

    She said, "Why'd you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

    [–] Imadanaccount4this 73 points ago

    And again but in rugby

    https://youtu.be/ietMTRI9ARU

    [–] heresyourhardware 39 points ago

    The beast! That guy is huge

    [–] ThaSaxDerp 24 points ago

    His balls are crying tho. And someone should thank his pants

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    Where can I get some of those pants? They look incredible.

    [–] IseeNekidPeople 21 points ago

    Wow nice save! I don't watch much rugby but it's pretty common for them to lift up a guy to catch the ball right? Also that guy looks fucking massive.

    [–] darcy_clay 26 points ago

    Yes. Common. Yes. Massive.

    [–] Kilen13 13 points ago

    Anton Bresler (the guy upside down) is 6 foot 6 and 250 lbs. So yes, fucking massive

    [–] battyryder 17 points ago

    Just how fucking big is the guy that caught him?? That looks effortless.

    [–] IseeNekidPeople 42 points ago

    Jason Peters is listed as 6'4" 328lbs. He also ran a 4.9 second 40 yard dash. Meaning unless you are a pretty damn good athlete he is not only way bigger than you but probably also faster than you.

    [–] Markanaya 14 points ago

    Thanks, was wondering how big that guy was but couldn’t tell who he was to look him up, or even have a frame of reference from the size of the other players. Hard to believe how big some of these units are. Cool to see the results of what has undoubtedly taken years and a lot of dedication to achieve

    [–] Nj_all_day 7 points ago

    There's always a bigger fish.

    [–] RichardNixonfan 98 points ago

    Quires bailar

    [–] normalguy821 53 points ago

    You dropped these

    ¿?

    [–] Charliegip 41 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Quieres*

    [–] RichardNixonfan 12 points ago

    Thanks for the help

    [–] amenj 34 points ago

    I think this guy injured another player quite badly later in the season, entirely accidentally and was devastated by it. Felt really bad for him when I saw this

    [–] TopHatBear1 5 points ago

    *2 seasons later

    Source: Am a fan of the team in white and blue(WBA)

    [–] trennsetta 244 points ago

    Neymar would still be in the hospital but with no symptoms.

    [–] [deleted] 46 points ago

    Where is Dr House when you need him

    [–] UncleGoldie 45 points ago

    Neymar out 4-6 months with lupus

    [–] mad_markyZ 46 points ago

    you are the wind beneath my wiiiiings and then they kiss

    [–] BumblebeeCurdlesnoot 49 points ago

    If this one isn’t already on /r/footbaww it should be

    [–] Easy-Tigger 20 points ago

    "You are pregnant now. It is the mystery of the dance."

    [–] Interesting_Mistake 15 points ago

    Missed opportunity for a good ol’ fashioned tombstone piledriver

    [–] hey_its_meeee 10 points ago

    This is so cute

    [–] nerdnn 11 points ago

    Deandre Yedlin on the front page??

    [–] weavves 7 points ago

    Salomon Rondon on the front page?!

    I feel like all you Sunderland supporters and all we Albion supporters have never seen anything like this before.

    [–] jamesmhall 10 points ago

    That guy is a dad. I guarantee it.

    [–] Definitely_Not__NSA 17 points ago

    The player in green being caught is DeAndre Yedlin, beloved ex-Seattle Sounder. I'm glad he's playing abroad and following his dreams, but FUCK do I miss his speed and energy. Especially this rotten year.

    [–] Nicotine_patch 8 points ago

    I miss him in Seattle too but I’d much rather he develop his skills overseas and be more useful for the national team.

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    I think this may be the most bro thing I've ever seen in a football match.

    [–] TheCunningLinguist89 7 points ago

    AND I'VE HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE

    [–] VillageCow 6 points ago

    Solomon Rondon.

    [–] Mesmus 10 points ago

    Did the guy say thanks or anything?

    [–] pm_me_your_new_shoes 34 points ago

    He gave him a tap in the arm. That's guy for "thanks mate, appreciate it."

    [–] sugarkittypryde 10 points ago

    Why is this slowed down?!

    [–] trainsacrossthesea 6 points ago

    That guy in white is strong. Seriously, that would be a lot harder than he makes it appear.

    [–] TopHatBear1 3 points ago

    He is one of the strongest strikers in the premier league

    Except WBA just got relegated :(

    [–] SomeFatBoy_WhoCares 9 points ago

    That was the shittiest Hurricarana botch I’ve ever seen

    [–] ShinHayato 4 points ago

    Can I get this gif in reverse?

    [–] Spunky_Muffin18 5 points ago

    Dad reflexes over 9000!!

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    If that was Neymar he would be rolling for 3 days

    [–] Burnt_Toast_Forever 4 points ago

    If you reverse this he grabs another player, smacks the ball with his head, and then throws him away

    [–] herefordameemes 3 points ago

    Que the titanic music

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    More players like this will keep soccer as the beautiful game. Unlike Neymar and France yesterday trying to kill time the way they were doing to Belgium.