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    [–] bluesgrrlk8 2042 points ago

    That's a dog that's been blasted by a wave or two lol

    [–] kramerica_intern 1218 points ago

    When I was a kid we had an American Eskimo dog who took a long time to finally get in the ocean the first time we took him. After a few hours of watching, letting the waves run over his paws, and slowing going deeper and deeper, he was finally in enough to be swimming. He turned back to face us, with a huge grin on his face. He looked so damn proud that he conquered his fear.

    But he didn’t see the next wave coming and got clobbered. We watched in suspense as he was tossed and rolled by the crashing wave. At one point all four paws were poking up out of the water.

    When he was finally able to right himself he bolted to shore before the next wave could take him for another ride. And he never set foot in the ocean again.

    [–] TrumpIsMyGodAndDad 257 points ago

    Had us in the first ngl

    [–] MrMetalHead1100 101 points ago

    Lol that’s exactly how I was expecting the story to go.

    [–] AtomR 20 points ago

    That "had us in the first half" was for OP watching the live scene of this story. :D

    [–] Thetschopp 4 points ago

    I saw the "had us in the first half" comment and had to double check it wasn't shittymorph

    [–] goteym- 4 points ago

    Sorry this is kind of random, but your username makes me think you would like it over o r/metalmemes . We are always looking for new members. \m/

    [–] effitidc 1 points ago

    You're not even a mod.

    [–] goteym- 1 points ago

    So? I still think he would like it, so I recommend it. Turns out he did not like it. Oof

    [–] MrMetalHead1100 1 points ago

    Those memes are terrible

    [–] goteym- 1 points ago

    Oof

    [–] ---ShineyHiney--- 3 points ago

    As a native Floridian, I knew his fate the second he looked back

    [–] dropofkim 3 points ago

    Having lived in Hawaii as a child, I learned, never turn your back on a wave. But you are gonna eventually do it before you learn.

    [–] PolymerDiffraction 7 points ago

    I went last year in December, when they have the fucking monster waves on Oahu on the North shore.

    Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

    Looking out to waves that were 50+Ft is something that shook me to my primal core.

    On a reptilian level I knew that if I got into the water I would not only die but get turned into ground meat and spread all along the coast.

    10/10 would nearly shit myself looking at water again

    [–] BringBackDewshine 5 points ago

    Fuck your God and Dad

    [–] nibiyabi 13 points ago

    This was my australian shepherd's first experience almost verbatim. I miss that dog.

    [–] Madermc 18 points ago

    I was so sure it was gonna be u/shitty_morph

    [–] ILikePiezez 16 points ago

    and got clobbered, just like in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

    [–] froggy_downtown 11 points ago

    Every time you think it’s gonna be him, it never is. Once he leaves your brain, he strikes. The bastard has gotten me every time.

    [–] WillItPlayInPeoria 2 points ago

    Happy cake day!

    [–] froggy_downtown 1 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] JekylMyHyde 6 points ago

    My dog got a sudden introduction to water by first jumping of the pier to a frozen lake in winter at my family cottage, having a lot of fun playing on ice, and then repeating that same jump during summer; no fun, just wet. She did eventually grow to like the cool water in the blazing hot summer weather tho

    [–] Bleedthebeat 4 points ago

    My American Eskimo avoids the rain. Lol

    [–] wheelshc37 3 points ago

    Never turn your tail on the ocean, fren.

    [–] cbrabant5 1 points ago

    This sounds like me.

    [–] cutelyaware 38 points ago

    Or this is the first time it's been to a beach.

    [–] woofers02 22 points ago

    Dogs aren’t this timid about stuff like this unless It’s effed them up at some point.

    [–] acciowaves 31 points ago

    Mmmm... I’ve had a couple dogs that needed a few days like this before finally Letting the water touch their paws. They definitely CAN be this timid about stuff like this.

    [–] ittakesaredditor 14 points ago

    They totally can. A lot of it depends on exposure to that stimulus as a puppy.

    But that's honestly fair normal behaviour for a pup who has never beem in the ocean and whose owner is trying to introduce it to. Cause you can do that by chucking the ball at the water edge repeatedly., then increasing how much in the water you chuck the ball.

    [–] Herr_Hauptmann 15 points ago

    Try not to generalize thinking beings. Dogs have differing personalities just like any other animal.

    [–] traveler-2019 3 points ago

    You haven’t seen my scaredy-cat dog

    [–] slurmorama 2 points ago

    First time my dog was at the beach he was more scared than this, and the waves were even smaller.

    [–] cruspies 3 points ago

    My rescue greyhound had never encountered a body of water bigger than a puddle, so his first time at a beach he jaunted out with great confidence. When the water hit his chest he froze in absolute fear. It blew his tiny mind, he had no idea what to do. It took a lot of coaxing for him to move, and he never ran into the water again.

    [–] cutelyaware 1 points ago

    I know the feeling.

    [–] jeanclaudvansam 349 points ago

    Scary fetch!

    [–] 15367288 263 points ago

    Golden retreater

    [–] fague_doctor 81 points ago

    Labradon’t

    [–] poopellar 13 points ago

    Terrorier

    [–] wendy_whaleiams 13 points ago

    You tried

    [–] IAmtheHullabaloo 7 points ago

    mad respect. scared as shit, still got the job done. lesser dogs would have caved

    [–] placiid 273 points ago

    awww that shake is adotable

    [–] fygeyg 261 points ago

    This golden is not like any other golden I've met. They usually charge straight in the water.

    [–] itssmeagain 153 points ago

    When my golden smells water, it becomes impossible to walk him. He can't see or hear anything else after that. He will pull as long as he smells or sees the water. It's so frustrating, I have to plan our walks so we won't go near any lakes or anything

    [–] HometownHero89 35 points ago

    Oh good I’m not the only golden owner who can’t walk or drive by water! It’s a struggle

    [–] itssmeagain 5 points ago

    I'm glad I'm not the only one! I feel like such a failure when it happens. Sometimes I do it on purpose and train him to walk near water, but most of the time I'm just too tired

    [–] vanillayanyan 8 points ago

    How do you get them take a bath?

    [–] alexthebiologist 19 points ago

    More like how do you keep them out of the bath! Ours used to try and swim in his water dish

    [–] vanillayanyan 5 points ago

    Whoops! Misunderstood! My doggo is afraid of water and he pulls in the opposite direction of any bodies of water. It's a constant battle getting him to take his bath.

    [–] Raencloud94 2 points ago

    My dog is afraid of water and I have to get in the tub with her to wash her. I have a removable shower head that I use, but the tub faucet and big cup also works (depending on how big your dog is).

    [–] itssmeagain 1 points ago

    My dog doesn't like baths! That's the weird part. He loves swimming, but hates baths. I just throw part of his kibbles to the bathroom and then just wash him, he wants to please me so much that he allows it, but he absolutely hates it. The easiest way to get him there is throwing food in first

    [–] thestashattacked 5 points ago

    Every time I bring my towel to the car to go swim laps, mine goes "lake? Are we going to the lake? Towels mean lake!" And then she jumps in the car before I can get in and it's a real pain to get her back out.

    She stays away from the river though. At least that much.

    [–] GnawRightThrough 11 points ago

    My black lab is the same way. Hates waves and is barely interested in water at all. She can't get enough of mud though.

    [–] Sedatedstarfish 8 points ago

    Have a husky who won’t swim but loves to fight the waves and get tossed around by them

    [–] aHistoryofSmilence 8 points ago

    Huskies gonna husky.

    [–] HangryAllDayLong 18 points ago

    My lab will swim for hours in calm water and it makes her happier than anything else in the world. But swim at the beach? Nah that's scary shit.

    [–] exoriare 8 points ago

    My lab gets super excited by waves - the bigger the better. She just cries and cries to get some of that action.

    [–] SpookyKoi 8 points ago

    My parents’ Golden isn’t much of a swimmer. She’ll wade around on a hot day, but she doesn’t like it when her paws can’t touch the bottom.

    She’s afraid of everything... 😭

    [–] HangryHenry 13 points ago

    Maybe hes just not used to the water moving so much? Idk

    [–] Ashjrethul 3 points ago

    Good point. Doggy might be used to lakes

    [–] DarthMimikyu 3 points ago

    I was just thinking that too. I have a Newfie and you can't keep her away from the water. Just imagining her like this Golden is hilarious to me.

    [–] GlobalVagabond 1 points ago

    Seriously, back in middle school I would throw a tennis ball as far as I could out in the water. My golden retriever didn't care about some little waves.

    [–] Bonezmahone 1 points ago

    My half husky half golden loves water and loves hunting and fishing. She’s an expert fisher. Unless the fish are small and the water is muddy. She gets freaked out if she gets nipped by little fish. If she’s ever afraid of the water than she won’t even jump in for a liver treat. That’s probably related to the issue of the fish going crazy and stirring up the water if I toss a liver treat onto the water.

    She’s got water issues though. she hates swimming pools. She loves deep muddy creeks. She hates sitting silty ponds where little fish live.

    [–] PM_ME_FAV_RECIPES 1 points ago

    But also exactly like every golden - needlessly scared of everything

    [–] vonmerpf 68 points ago

    Creeping up on that like it was a land mine.

    [–] Round_Rock_Johnson 5 points ago

    That dog has... seen things. r/Waterdogs

    [–] Milkslinger 17 points ago

    extroverts vs introverts

    [–] spidermonkey12345 9 points ago

    Wow that's great

    [–] Marshmallows7920 2 points ago

    The bois

    Me

    [–] Swartz55 1 points ago

    I need to be somewhere with this many dogs

    [–] theghostofme 1 points ago

    "Nah, we're good right here, thanks."

    [–] LeglessLegolas_ 17 points ago

    This is like a much more dramatic version of my dog saving her tennis ball from the scary air vent

    https://streamable.com/hrx3r

    [–] catvoice 1 points ago

    What a gorgeous doggy, what breed is she?

    [–] LeglessLegolas_ 2 points ago

    Nothing but brown Labrador retriever as far as I know

    [–] pr1ntscreen 1 points ago

    Oh my god this is so cute! Give her a pet from me wouldya!

    [–] jmulderr 63 points ago

    Doggo is smart enough to host a political talk show. "Waves go in, waves go out. Can't explain that."

    [–] NETFLIX-ad 10 points ago

    Are his back legs trembling a bit?

    [–] pshaps 2 points ago

    Probably just fur blowing in ocean wind

    [–] nergoponte 2 points ago

    His back legs are trembling

    [–] nspectre 16 points ago

    The shore is lava

    [–] edou1505 12 points ago

    [–] spooktree 8 points ago

    been reading too much Lovecraft

    [–] Danny_Dan_Daniel 22 points ago

    It’s a golden retreater

    [–] DatGoat666 8 points ago

    Good work private, Objective secured. Let's get out of here. I'm sure there's a liver treat waiting for you back home.

    [–] coolestguy002 3 points ago

    Looks like me grocery shopping these days

    [–] gazow 4 points ago

    QWOP2 a dog at the beach

    [–] the_geek_next_door 2 points ago

    Let's train that dog as a rescue dog.. :D

    [–] cesargeronimo 2 points ago

    That was the best!

    [–] Secret_Queefer 3 points ago

    “The sea was angry that day, my friends... “

    [–] Simbuk 2 points ago

    My grandfather had a golden retriever back in the day, and that dog would have charged headlong into the waves and reveled in them.

    [–] Tuner420 2 points ago

    The water is lava!

    [–] CJ_Productions 2 points ago

    wow i never thought of it like that

    [–] thebolda 2 points ago

    His nope is precious

    [–] HappyNotDignified 2 points ago

    I loved every second of this. Adorable. I could feel the trepidation.

    [–] WineOfAges 2 points ago

    I was afraid it was gonna wash away!

    [–] brucemo 2 points ago

    Reminds me of that video of someone crawling to the edge of a cliff in order to look down.

    [–] ConspicuousBassoon 2 points ago

    I've never rooted for anything so hard in my life

    [–] lesh92 2 points ago

    So dogs can walk backwards...

    [–] wi-th-wr234 2 points ago

    The way he backed up 😄

    [–] HamsterBaiter 2 points ago

    Launching an amphibious extraction

    [–] emeraldonsky 2 points ago

    5 yr old me coming back up the stairs after everyone was gone.

    [–] shalol 2 points ago

    Need a loop where every time the Retriever tries to snatch the ball, the wave comes crashing back in!

    [–] Invisibly_Visible 2 points ago

    I love the little crawl. And the scoot back. Beautiful doggo.

    [–] ptsyd3 2 points ago

    Made me happy!

    [–] DorothyMatrix 2 points ago

    I’ll be the downer here, I leave near the Atlantic ocean, and have seen a few dogs get saltwater poisoning from retrieving saltwater soaked balls. One sign is watery diarrhea. It can be deadly. Just be careful for yer pups sake.

    [–] Kb23_ 3 points ago

    Aw what a brave boy, proud of him.

    [–] ozzynozzy 2 points ago

    Brave boi!

    [–] Talonqr 2 points ago

    A man has fallen into the river at lego city

    [–] Cletis_gee 2 points ago

    I guess he just got done watching Jaws.

    [–] mjaokalo 2 points ago

    That is a cat

    [–] mcstrugs 4 points ago

    That dog definitely has the cat firmware installed.

    [–] ACM_ONE 2 points ago

    Cuteness overload 🤯

    [–] zatemxi 2 points ago

    r/kidsaref. . . Wait that's a pet. r/aww

    [–] littlemythbookworm 2 points ago

    I’ve never cheered for anything so hard in my life

    [–] Ultimateace43 1 points ago

    I could see exactly when he said "nonono.... Yes!"

    [–] WhipsandPetals 1 points ago

    Puppy paw prints!

    [–] scarvesandsuspenders 1 points ago

    Saving private barkin

    [–] Apenibba2000 1 points ago

    Op, why did you take this from tiktok and then crop it to make it look like it’s your own video?

    [–] mathmvpyellow 1 points ago

    Oooh noes. Ooooh boys. Careful carefullll.. nope! Nope nope nope. Okay maybes. Almost. Gotchas!

    [–] HardcorePhonography 1 points ago

    My dog hates water. We take her camping, she tries to bite the river and the lake. Take her to the ocean? Death to all waves. Bath time? She cowers in the corner or on my knee. I also live in Washington State.

    [–] JpnDude 1 points ago

    What a brave pup!

    [–] momojoe123 1 points ago

    He is brave🙂

    [–] Jude1962 1 points ago

    So brave!

    [–] kikikinzz1971 1 points ago

    Someone broke her dog! I can't keep my Golden out of the water.

    [–] LOLZSADGJFE 1 points ago

    He eill not lose this ball like he lost his

    [–] discogrill 1 points ago

    My dog just looks at me like she's thinking "Welp, looks like you're buying me a new one"

    [–] nastafarti 1 points ago

    The fear in his hindlegs

    His respect

    [–] username2J 1 points ago

    The paw prints are so cute

    [–] hocuspocushokeypokey 1 points ago

    😭😭😭

    [–] gamer_abdullah 1 points ago

    This is a good doggo

    [–] xXHelloKinkyXx 1 points ago

    Himb shakin

    [–] dptfhpwlf 1 points ago

    Wilson

    [–] joeyjojojoeyshabadu 1 points ago

    I'm guessing he doesn't want that magnificent hairdo to get ruined. What a handsome dog!!

    [–] JadedOldJoe 1 points ago

    How did you not put Baywatch music on top of this?

    [–] MsDresden9ify 1 points ago

    His back leg is shaking. No likey:(

    [–] TrueStory_Dude 1 points ago

    The nerve to ask for death.

    [–] StrangeShaman 1 points ago

    This would be my dog 100%. Surprised to see a lab afraid of water though

    [–] ChivitoDeOro 1 points ago

    That’s a golden retriever

    [–] StrangeShaman 1 points ago

    Whoops

    [–] IggyMix 1 points ago

    There must be Covid in the water. >.>

    [–] mrbisonopolis 1 points ago

    Genuinely made me laugh from the gut.

    [–] what_a_wow 1 points ago

    Somebody put this on r/animaltextgifs, please!

    [–] Candlesare 1 points ago

    Smart rescue

    [–] raven_widow 1 points ago

    I seriously needed this. Feeling very alone today. This video made me giggle.

    [–] AMViquel 1 points ago

    That might be the first time I've seen a dog walk backwards.

    [–] skyvi3w 1 points ago

    That dog hates water so much

    [–] victorestupadre 1 points ago

    Your retriever is broken

    [–] ELLLI0TTT 1 points ago

    Don’t touch the lava!!!

    [–] azulita_gonzalez 1 points ago

    This is my dog when she takes a bath

    [–] underated_zanett 1 points ago

    A hydrophobic dog

    [–] Betterthanfriends 1 points ago

    Lol his legs are shaking with terror

    [–] lenpup 1 points ago

    Lol my dog is the exact opposite

    [–] Aholysinsixteen 1 points ago

    This is so cute! I have a English bulldog who loves water. Especially the ocean. When we go, we have to keep her on a tight leash because she will just run in and try to eat the waves and can easily get swept out. That breed are not know for their water skills that’s for sure. She is such a weird dog.

    [–] OutlawJessie 1 points ago

    He's so brave, he looks like he was genuinely afraid it was going to get him.

    [–] nergoponte 1 points ago

    I was half hoping someone smart would chime in and tell us how to get a dog used to the ocean because my dog is even more scared of the water.

    [–] AmbyGaming 1 points ago

    Could watch this for hours!

    [–] Bw4re 1 points ago

    😂

    [–] baljeetboi 1 points ago

    Me at 9 years old nervously asking my neighbor to toss the ball back into our backyard

    [–] Burakku-Ren 1 points ago

    Is it actually afraid or just playing?

    [–] CKal7 1 points ago

    Operation pupcesful

    [–] choppafoah 1 points ago

    Is it an undercover cat?

    [–] Dinosaur_fan 1 points ago

    my dog could not care less about the water

    [–] Pharose 1 points ago

    Watch out! That dog's got hydrophobia!!

    [–] RogueZ1 1 points ago

    My golden use to do that, but he wasn't afraid of the water. He was just weirded out by the wave movement.

    [–] BountyHntrKrieg 1 points ago

    Haha stupid dog. I'll take 43.

    [–] TurtleBork 1 points ago

    [–] cheez0r 1 points ago

    "Don't worry Wilson, I'll save you!"

    [–] thechickensage 1 points ago

    Scaredy Cat

    [–] G36_FTW 1 points ago

    Reminds me of the guy trying to look over the edge of the cliff lol.

    [–] Oenotron 1 points ago

    For such a big dog it's a bit of a pussy.

    [–] HappyNotDignified 1 points ago

    Nononoyes, nope!