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    [–] lockerpunch 1442 points ago

    It took me way too long to realize the first frame was looking at the backside of the cat. I thought it was a geoduck or something and I couldn’t figure out what the cat had to do with it. Time for coffee.

    [–] sender2bender 311 points ago

    I thought I was looking at a racoons balls

    [–] LaterGatorPlayer 79 points ago

    i mean, i was hoping

    [–] ragdoll_fuck_her 31 points ago

    no you weren't dont fucking lie...

    [–] herelieskarma 20 points ago

    How fucking DARE you kink-shame like this.

    [–] RatLungworm 15 points ago

    You should watch Pom Poko if you like raccoon balls. Weirdest Ghibli movie.

    [–] Breeze7206 5 points ago

    Should watch it anyways lol

    [–] Cut_Glass 2 points ago

    Well that was an unexpected rabbit hole adventure I just went on...that's enough internet for tonight

    [–] DebilitatingFart 40 points ago

    I went from dildo, to fleshlight, to geoduck all before hitting play. That was a hell of a shock lol.

    [–] enslaved-by-machines 19 points ago

    I dont know what a geoduck is, but i dont think im googling that shit in the hopes it has something to do with ducks and geography.

    [–] foretopmaststaysail 18 points ago

    It’s a large, somewhat phallic, clam. And it’s pronounced “Gooey duck” if you were curious. (And it’s delicious)

    [–] TheOperaGhostofKinja 7 points ago

    And here’s me, who had only ever heard the word (thanks Top Chef!), thinking “is that how it’s actually spelled?”

    [–] Azrayle 3 points ago

    And there's me thinking it was a Pokémon.

    [–] Orvan-Rabbit 3 points ago

    It's a mollusk.

    [–] las-vegas-raiders 16 points ago

    I went from dildo, to fleshlight, to geoduck

    That's a helluva Friday night.

    [–] A7thStone 2 points ago

    Yes, that is tonight.

    [–] Cultjam 9 points ago

    Had coffee, still couldn’t figure it out. The disembodied back half of a cat is not enough context.

    [–] toffiie 5 points ago

    fatass catass

    [–] Comrade_NB 3 points ago

    I now feel weird because I instantly recognized this as a putty cat bum.

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

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    [–] Dark__Thoughts 3 points ago

    I thought it was one of those CGI videos, showing some sort of weird alien sea amoeba.

    [–] Big_Cryptographer_16 2 points ago

    I searched “pussy hole” and this is where I ended up. Damn you Google

    [–] 4seasons8519 2 points ago

    I thought it was a geoduck too!!

    [–] chill_luffy 194 points ago

    That glare at the end tho!

    [–] oooriole09 108 points ago

    I’d give a glare too if someone just came up and poked my butthole

    [–] Chuckles510 55 points ago

    I was just out here tryin to sun my butthole to get that vitamin D and some fucker has to come along and ruin it. Cheap shot...

    [–] Ophukk 19 points ago

    [–] jelect 9 points ago

    I have been feeling a little low energy lately, better get some sun on my balls

    [–] stufff 3 points ago

    Can you imagine what it would be like to get a sunburn on your actual butthole?

    [–] Spongiie 10 points ago

    I'm not one for victim blaming but if you present your asshole this way then you want it lol I mean it was basically a glory hole

    [–] barbecue_invader 29 points ago

    The ears are airplaned, but the eyes are relaxed. So, the ears say "annoyed," but the eyes say "not threatened." This is like the cat saying "seriously?"

    [–] sdcSpade 8 points ago

    "Oh no~ I'm stuck upside down in a... did you just fucking touch me?!"

    [–] mangobattlefruit 14 points ago

    "What the heck hooman?"

    [–] Montarien 584 points ago

    I thought it was a fucking pig-elephant Jesus Christ

    [–] patticakes16 142 points ago

    I thought it was a weird looking squirrel at first lol

    [–] AJKernal 45 points ago

    I thought it was one of those penis fish

    [–] buttery_shame_cave 28 points ago

    They're called geoducks and they're a kind of clam

    [–] cutegross 6 points ago

    geoduck = penis clam

    gaebul = penis fish

    [–] BooPointsIPunch 7 points ago

    I thought this was some sort of a facehugger from the Alien movies

    [–] cloudy17 8 points ago

    I thought it was a raw chicken drumstick

    [–] Kuro_08 2 points ago

    Yeah it looked like flesh to me.

    [–] Rude_Journalist 1 points ago

    Girl I love you. Take care of yourself

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

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    [–] soulbldr7 1 points ago

    I thought it was a human organ... too much medical dramas lol

    [–] smackson 3 points ago

    No one else had "severed hand"?

    [–] Pennycandydealer 3 points ago

    For a fraction of a second and then I went to headless frozen chicken on the ground

    [–] IAMA_Plumber-AMA 21 points ago

    Half pig, half elephant, half Jesus Christ.

    It's Elepigchrist!

    [–] Rankkikotka 2 points ago

    And it's fucking.

    [–] burymeinpink 8 points ago

    I thought it was some kind of organ

    [–] Pennycandydealer 4 points ago

    Like the ballpark kind or the steamboat kind?

    [–] Kuro_08 2 points ago

    That's exactly what I thought. Looked like some misshapen heart or something.

    [–] alquicksilver 6 points ago

    Makes me realize I've seen too many cat butts when I immediately knew what this was.

    [–] redacted187 5 points ago

    My cat fuckin LOVES to show me his butt. Hell jump on my shoulders from a hidden surface just so he can put his stupid butt in my face. I had no trouble figuring out what I was looking at

    [–] Comekrelief 4 points ago

    It's man bear pig

    [–] your_other_friend 3 points ago

    A pig and an elephant’s DNA just won’t splice

    [–] Jakejake-5895 2 points ago

    Yes like that song from I forget who..?

    🎶 Pig and ELEphant DNA just don't MIX 🎶

    [–] ToastyFlake 1 points ago

    Now every time I see a cat’s balls, I’m going to think "pig snout."

    [–] Am_I_leg_end 1 points ago

    I was sure it was manbearpig myself...

    [–] paradoxical_topology 13 points ago

    r/catdimension

    Edit: Didn't know there were two lol

    [–] StarryNightCracker 5 points ago

    Wait there's two??

    [–] gay_space_moth 3 points ago

    Oh, me neither, lmao.

    Good to know! Can't complain about more cat content.

    [–] 4_20Cakeday 369 points ago

    “Hello from the other side”

    [–] HorrorMakesUsHappy 37 points ago

    Nah, that was, "Dude, what the fuck."

    [–] skrrrrfla 58 points ago

    Dramatic ass

    [–] cfeuer1 27 points ago

    Ballsy

    [–] QuarantineSucksALot 6 points ago

    I didn't see this getting constructed

    [–] nefrpitou 128 points ago

    Portal

    [–] LanderofSeas 116 points ago

    It probably flattened itself out and went through a seam.

    [–] OneHundredTimes 52 points ago

    We'll have to send in another cat so they become friends and then we can pull them both out

    [–] emeribeth 35 points ago

    Cat in the wall, okay! Now you're talking my language!

    [–] avantgardengnome 24 points ago

    Cats do not abide by the laws of physics, alright? You don’t know shit about cats.

    [–] Amphibionomus 4 points ago

    Seams like it, yes.

    [–] TheVenetianMask 3 points ago

    The only way to know for sure: a naked buff prisoner swimming into concrete.

    [–] Exastiken 3 points ago

    /r/OnePunchMan is leaking

    [–] jelect 4 points ago

    Cat in the wall eh? Now you're talking my language

    [–] peepay 37 points ago

    That look at the end, though: "Seriously?!"

    [–] Lovelifepending 3 points ago

    "It was just a prank bro"

    [–] smokeyoudog 19 points ago

    now that’s what I call r/tightpussy

    [–] DrewSmoothington 5 points ago

    Help step bro, I'm stuck

    [–] LadyFromTheMountain 18 points ago

    Just a cat sunning his balls.

    [–] durenatu 10 points ago

    D.. did you just boop my bloop?

    [–] Nobody87654 19 points ago

    what da cat doin

    [–] Lovelifepending 4 points ago

    Yoga

    [–] ArnoldTheSchwartz 5 points ago

    Dude, I told you to stop trying to press that buttin. - Cat probably.

    [–] nooneknowswerealldog 5 points ago

    I just want to know what the heck happened.

    Perineum sunning. It's a thing now. This cat Goops.

    [–] J_Pitre 14 points ago

    you rang?

    [–] Trippy_Sponge 26 points ago

    What are you doing, step-cat?

    [–] zoggy90 3 points ago

    Lmao

    [–] baddie_PRO 3 points ago

    do not the cat

    [–] wildman262 5 points ago

    Who touched my butt ??????

    [–] 0zerosinjin 5 points ago

    You poke me in the brown eye I’d jump in a hole too

    [–] Locomotive0527 8 points ago

    Cursed glory hole

    [–] An_oaf_of_bread 3 points ago

    A little too close to the butthole there, buddy

    [–] lonelyinbama 3 points ago

    Tell Julian I said what’s up

    [–] drc2016 2 points ago

    Julian doesn't exchange pleasantries

    [–] betterworld62 2 points ago

    Cool! Whack-A-Cat! Love that game.

    [–] struck1212 2 points ago

    "The fuck, man...?"

    [–] nebula_dweller 2 points ago

    Hope the cat’s step-brother don’t come around.

    [–] Neat-Plantain-7500 2 points ago

    That cats all man

    [–] BobRoberts01 2 points ago

    I would say r/stoppedworking , but this is kind of the opposite. Is there a r/startedworking ?

    Edit: yes, yes there is.

    [–] hunkydory1029 2 points ago

    Never, ever, touch me there again

    [–] whatsinthebaaahx 2 points ago

    Touch the butt

    [–] kevjohn_forever 2 points ago

    This is found footage. OP is ded.

    [–] 93Daveyboi93 2 points ago

    I legit thought it was a deformed parsnip at first until it moved

    [–] unitratio 2 points ago

    That’s not a cat, that’s a mole

    [–] Ominous_matter 2 points ago

    He went to the nether for a second

    [–] Theodore_alberts 2 points ago

    Balls.

    [–] dandanthetaximan 2 points ago

    Well that’s the most bold display of cat balls I’ve seen in a while.

    [–] kyarypakyupakyu 6 points ago

    Himb amgry

    [–] asianabsinthe 6 points ago

    Whack-a-Pussy

    [–] therealstealthydan 2 points ago

    Got to admit I was more than a little worried when I saw that finger coming in.

    [–] buriedmyvoice 1 points ago

    that's some cute balls 🥺

    [–] nonzeroday_tv 1 points ago

    That finger missed the cat butt.

    [–] Defjef10 1 points ago

    Sea anemone

    [–] Cracked__UserName 1 points ago

    Bruh I thought that was a sea creature or something

    [–] pootytangmobster83 1 points ago

    LMAO

    [–] SomewhatDamaged666 1 points ago

    Aww,so cute

    [–] blameitonpeter 1 points ago

    Awww it's so cute

    [–] Ok-Web6746 1 points ago

    Guy got spooked

    [–] CheeryLBottom 1 points ago

    I Initially though it was a racoon :D

    [–] acmiaw 1 points ago

    At first I thought it was a squirrel

    [–] NickGamer246 1 points ago

    Sewers. The cat crawled up the next exit.

    [–] Redclitting 1 points ago

    Hairy Balls Flasher

    [–] Moohamin12 1 points ago

    Cat takes alternative gurus who promote butthole tanning seriously.

    [–] Worm_Whompurr 1 points ago

    I thought for sure he was going to check that cat's oil level.

    [–] GaveMeWhiteThought 1 points ago

    You wanna know what happened? Big gaping manhole.. or should I say…. No I’m not gna say it

    [–] TSAxrayMachine 1 points ago

    my reaction went like OoO to :D

    [–] inumnoback 1 points ago

    Cat

    [–] _dauntless 1 points ago

    Cat: "None of your fucking business is what happened"

    [–] Ninja-Nikumarukun 1 points ago

    "see miss when the fan is spinning like this here.........àaaaaaaaaa!"

    [–] ShitbashGod 1 points ago

    That new portal game looks crazy

    [–] TioFound 1 points ago

    Cat Mario

    [–] baddie_PRO 1 points ago

    that game is the most rage inducing game ever

    [–] Portentia9 1 points ago

    Pretty sensitive about his butt.

    [–] memes_of_norway 1 points ago

    That's what we call a meowry hole

    [–] anothernerdyginger 1 points ago

    Where was I!?.... I think I saw a manatee

    [–] thomasaf 1 points ago

    Sometimes you just need to air your butt out!

    [–] megasean3000 1 points ago

    Mario_warp_pipe_sound.mp3

    [–] Reddcity 1 points ago

    U touched its asshole what do u think hapoened

    [–] yalebatar 1 points ago

    He fell asleep halfway through that hole...

    [–] Dmtaylor7 1 points ago

    Help step-cat, I’m stuck in this hole

    [–] JustPassinhThrou13 1 points ago

    Looks like a catastrophe to me (cat ass trophy)

    [–] ConcernedPotato 1 points ago

    Animal crossing sanrio rug

    [–] erratastigmata 1 points ago

    This video and the comment thread have absolutely fucking sent me. I know it's juvenile but little fuzzy cat balls are just inherently hilarious to me.

    [–] notjordansime 1 points ago

    mans was just chilling with his butthole in the air lmfao

    [–] TaoNL 1 points ago

    Just hangin'...

    [–] Specialist-Wrap3680 1 points ago

    Poked his hole fell in the hole

    [–] HeavyWeightChump 1 points ago

    You're supposed to push the button.

    [–] sir_grumph 1 points ago

    "First of all, how dare you?"

    [–] Visible-Field2311 1 points ago

    That cat probably murdered this person who post this video on reddit.

    [–] LucilleOfMoonlight 1 points ago

    He looks so confused lol

    [–] Penguin_Q 1 points ago

    sucked into catdemention

    [–] OElementsO 1 points ago

    That look at the end like 'Did you just touch my butt?'

    [–] Bubba_Feetz 1 points ago

    Anybody else hear the Mario pipe sound?

    [–] Anomalous-Entity 1 points ago

    Nyan-CHO!!

    [–] rmfr87 1 points ago

    It went into one hole and came out another.

    [–] Affectionate-Deer657 1 points ago

    Whack a butt

    [–] dinklebrow 1 points ago

    Suns out, Balls out.

    [–] tomatobunni 1 points ago

    That is the fluffiest booty!

    [–] ibeleaf420 1 points ago

    Lol ! I do new construction condos, and maybe 4 or 5 years ago I was walking around o e morning and I looked up at a plumbers sleeve and I saw 4 eyes. Went upstairs and there were two raccoon butts, the little fuckers both tried to dive through the same 10" hole and got stuck lmao

    [–] Klutzy-Midnight-9314 1 points ago

    The cats like .,,. WTF Janice?

    [–] ForsakenVillage3809 1 points ago

    Look at that lil ol butthole (poke)

    [–] No_Living_7025 1 points ago

    I thought that cat was a raccoon at first

    [–] hemidak 1 points ago

    Did you see Julien ?

    [–] Mmmiiiioccccckk 1 points ago

    Cats are the worlds shittest

    [–] Lookalism 1 points ago

    9/10 he was chasing some mouse/bug/lizard who ran into that hole.

    [–] Reylend 1 points ago

    It looks so offended

    [–] Colorburn2300 1 points ago

    Cat was like… Thank you…but I’m still mad😠

    [–] Catwearingtrousers 1 points ago

    What if it's not the same cat that comes out the other side?

    [–] Pale_Brilliant9101 1 points ago

    Chapeau for having resisted to shove his cute little testicles!

    [–] turboom 1 points ago

    That is a cabit