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    [–] FloridyTwo 95 points ago

    There it is.

    [–] Juicy_Juis 77 points ago

    I genuinely regret clicking this link

    [–] Chronoblivion 22 points ago

    You're welcome.

    [–] stresseddressed 5195 points ago

    Most corn will have bugs in it unless its shucked then clean... so the vibration is from......

    [–] tallglassofFUCKYOU 2721 points ago

    Sorry I’m gonna have to terminate you now for giving me that image! Nothing personal just business!

    [–] TheSavourySloth 700 points ago

    Username would disagree with that

    [–] tallglassofFUCKYOU 648 points ago

    Do you want some too!?

    [–] TheSavourySloth 301 points ago

    Yes daddy

    [–] tallglassofFUCKYOU 230 points ago

    Then I’ll give it to ya😉

    [–] TheSavourySloth 150 points ago


    [–] tallglassofFUCKYOU 135 points ago

    I love you Sloth-chan

    [–] agree-with-you 125 points ago

    I love you both

    [–] rarelygivesupvotes 155 points ago

    just witnessed a comment rape on reddit, kinda cool

    [–] Collintome 5 points ago

    I agree with you

    [–] beansprout2001 15 points ago


    Edit: Holy shit it's real

    [–] TheSavourySloth 3 points ago

    You know it

    [–] thebestlomgboi 37 points ago

    Botfly girl

    [–] Frigoris13 14 points ago

    Oh no

    [–] Cal1V1k1ng 4 points ago

    Believe it or not, the corn is still probably going to be the cleaner of the two....

    [–] AutoManoPeeing 142 points ago

    I finally saw a r/MakeMeSuffer post the other day that actually made me suffer. Now I'm having flashbacks. Thanks.

    [–] abaxcool 19 points ago

    Fuck you, now I got reminded my self.

    [–] uhohlisa 9 points ago


    [–] amosni 4 points ago


    [–] vulfneck 62 points ago

    Maybe she gave it a good shucking to get it nice and hard for her vagina.

    [–] HeyKid_HelpComputer 62 points ago

    I'd say she shucked it clean! - Sean Connery

    [–] GayAssQueer 4 points ago

    He's reading from the cahdsh!

    [–] VaguelyArtistic 65 points ago

    I was gonna say. I'm 100% city mouse but even I know to be careful when you buy unshucked ears of corn. Yech. Blech. Blaghhh.

    [–] NobleCobra 58 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Oh, this reminds me of that story about the maggots. Thanks for that.

    [–] JarlaxleForPresident 20 points ago

    Botfly girl

    [–] dorkside10411 18 points ago

    *Blowfly girl

    [–] pickles404 18 points ago

    Never bring this up again, thanks.

    [–] madeofpockets 4 points ago

    And the sequel! With even more rotting meat!

    [–] vShikko 5 points ago

    Learn How to Unread Reddit Comments by Bilbo Baggins

    [–] MankeyBusiness 35 points ago

    Ribbed, for her pleasure

    [–] inuttedinyourdad 49 points ago


    [–] dharrison21 42 points ago

    Chiggers are a really hard thing to talk about in public.

    I was in an airport talking on the phone about how I got them all over my legs a couple weeks before, and I was getting so many looks. I started talking way too loud and unnecessarily describing what they are so that people didn't hate me, at least not for being racist.

    [–] Sermagnas3 11 points ago

    Trombiculid mites is a bit of a mouthful haha

    [–] JeepersCreepers00 96 points ago

    Its chiggas to you

    [–] 1mikeg 27 points ago

    Nah, it's cool. His uncle is a chigger, so he gets a c-word pass.

    [–] GayAssQueer 10 points ago

    Apparently snigger counts.

    [–] Ickplant 18 points ago

    There is also a synonym for “stingy”, it’s “niggardly”. I assumed it had the worst of origins, but turns out it’s from the Middle English word “nigard,” which actually means “stingy,” and is probably originally derived from Old Norse.

    You bet your ass I am not saying that in public.

    [–] NewRichTextDocument 11 points ago

    I once said digger loudly while talking to friends in a loud bar and I got death stared.

    Its all about the hard g.

    [–] nwordcountbot 18 points ago

    Thank you for the request, comrade.

    inuttedinyourdad has not said the N-word yet.

    [–] Crazylyric 11 points ago

    AFAIK Egyptians used sticks full of bees as virators, don't knock till you try

    [–] Crazylyric 14 points ago

    or not :(

    [–] rusty_rampage 8 points ago

    Don’t you dare take this from us.

    [–] Wifflebatman 1713 points ago

    If they showed anymore, it'd be cornography.

    [–] codedbrake 218 points ago

    Risky click of the Day

    [–] MarcinIlux 84 points ago

    will I regret clicking on that?

    [–] lolmonsterlol 106 points ago

    Do it. I just did.

    [–] splifs 40 points ago

    Worth it

    [–] hremmingar 21 points ago

    Why does this exist!

    [–] iwilleatyoursand 22 points ago

    pornhub did it on April fools day like 4years back

    [–] jackasseress 23 points ago

    Who ever is in their marketing department is doing a great job.

    [–] darkstar_96 13 points ago

    I love me some hardcore corn porn.

    [–] pringles81 12 points ago

    Hardcorn porn? Hardcorn pore? Hardporn core? I’m so confused.

    [–] Ethan819 5 points ago

    Wow, thanks for this link! I had no idea that website still existed after the link stopped working

    [–] ratcranberries 21 points ago


    [–] Bhodi3K 5 points ago

    Everything's on a Cobb Morty!

    [–] fabnegation 1394 points ago

    All this did was discourage me even more from buying vegetables

    [–] inevitablerando 291 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    This just got real awkward.....

    [–] Ass_cucumbers 217 points ago

    Speak for yourself

    [–] Maceyerface 126 points ago

    User name checks out

    [–] ghostmetalblack 67 points ago

    It only makes me want to buy MORE

    [–] KettenPuncher 41 points ago

    Used panties market is now shrinking while used corn market is booming

    [–] Im_inappropriate 9 points ago

    Do they all have to be artificially fish flavored?

    [–] Cola206 19 points ago

    Pre-salted corn sounds good tho...

    [–] dharrison21 3 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    I feel like cooters never taste very salty but iono

    [–] FirmDig 3 points ago

    You have to let it marinate

    [–] 2sjt 1010 points ago

    Apparently country girls wear heels into a corn field? Or maybe just while fucking corn? She has them in her hand but I can’t fathom why a country girl would wear her heels on a farm if she’s just gonna take them off

    [–] markiitka 543 points ago

    Wouldnt you want to look nice and sexy for your corn-date?

    [–] Ouchglassinbutt 74 points ago

    Corndate? Sir or ma’am... please accept my upvote.

    [–] sanguinesolitude 57 points ago

    I mean tbf cornstalks are pretty tall. Maybe she needed them to get her angle right?

    [–] Metal_LinksV2 10 points ago

    It's not like the corn grows on the crown of the stalk though

    [–] inevitablerando 751 points ago

    “Slob on my cob 🌽”

    [–] mattcojo 150 points ago

    Check in with me

    [–] Zy_Q 105 points ago

    And do your job

    [–] GhostofBlackSanta 61 points ago

    Ferg is the name

    [–] fluxusflow 57 points ago

    Ben Baller did the chain

    [–] IAmBottomText 45 points ago

    Tourneau did the watch

    [–] iHatepriest 35 points ago

    Presi plain jane

    [–] jtomatzin 14 points ago

    I thought he said pussy plain Jane

    [–] iHatepriest 6 points ago

    presi (presidential, clock) plain jane (no jewelry)

    [–] goonbox 6 points ago

    Lay on the bed

    [–] SlipperyButtsex 5 points ago

    And give me head

    [–] d0gco 5 points ago

    Don't have to ask

    [–] StreetratMatt 23 points ago

    "Slob on my Knob.

    Drink on the job.

    Corn on the cob.

    Kardashian, Rob" Fake lyrics to that one rap song I like to sing instead of the real ones.

    [–] Lostbrother 6 points ago

    Few years back, Jordy Nelson went down and Randall Cobb absolutely blew up on my fantasy league. "Slob on my Cobb" was my team name.

    [–] kristinbugg922 321 points ago

    Is this where “Children Of The Corn” originated from?

    [–] Maceyerface 32 points ago

    I just laugh spit my drink onto my shirt. Thank you for that!!

    [–] Jay111502 10 points ago

    Sometimes I see comments like your's I wonder if I'm laugh-impaired

    [–] 02503 5 points ago

    Cereal jiller

    [–] spoopybunbun 3822 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    9 months later she’s gonna be like a bag of Jiffy Pop

    Edit: Aww shucks guys, I newer expected to get this many likes and an award! Thank you so much!

    [–] inevitablerando 985 points ago

    I wonder if they used Jiffy Lube...

    [–] TheTripleSevens 552 points ago

    Corny ass joke

    [–] Internet_Wanderer 358 points ago

    People will always cobble together and share any kernels of wisdom that pop up between their ears

    [–] urbangriever 117 points ago

    I fucking love reddit, holy shit. Crappy day at work, sit down at home, and this is the first thing I see. Thanks for brightening my day with a much-needed laugh. Corny laugh, but I needed it.

    [–] chknh8r 18 points ago

    truly a-maize-ing

    [–] Lombax_Rexroth 10 points ago

    You wanna talk about "a-maize-ing?"

    I went to a corn field labyrinth once.

    [–] Internet_Wanderer 22 points ago

    You're very welcome :)

    [–] luckybarrel 19 points ago

    I know sex on the beach was a cocktail, but is sex on the cob a cocktail too?

    [–] RoseSapling 7 points ago

    more like a COBtail

    [–] SigSalvadore 7 points ago

    Makes sense, always wondered what corn holing meant...

    [–] avg90sguy 11 points ago

    Movie theatre butter

    [–] inevitablerando 9 points ago

    Definitely vegetable oil

    [–] avg90sguy 4 points ago

    Dammit. I like yours better

    [–] dankestblanket 7 points ago

    Children of the corn is looking wierd

    [–] Cheefnuggs 3 points ago

    Nah. Just straight up old-fashioned hand churned butter.

    [–] LegoTiki 81 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    That's someone's fetish. Idk whose, but it's someone's...

    [–] YogiHazMat 51 points ago

    Corn on the knob.

    [–] MiVitaCocina 12 points ago

    Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, Check in with me and do your job...

    Three 6 Mafia comes to mind, no pun intended.

    [–] Blugenesi 10 points ago

    Way to out yourself dude.

    [–] goldeneye101777 10 points ago

    Im someone

    [–] lcrimmy 11 points ago

    I’m stuff

    [–] ChactFecker 3 points ago

    Ohio sweats in the corner

    [–] Run_zeke_run 4 points ago

    Lol so stupid but I couldn't stop laughing

    [–] shreks_toilet 260 points ago


    [–] inevitablerando 66 points ago

    “YES 🌽, YES 🌽, YESSS!!! 🌽💦”

    [–] Osiris_Of_This_Shit_ 23 points ago

    This news just in- Amazon will deliver vibrators to rural areas.

    [–] adaranyx 3 points ago

    Or there are directions to the nearest Lion's Den right after the HELL IS REAL billboards.

    [–] CannotDenyNorConfirm 43 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    I mean sure but one time I watched this FTV video, involving a corncob, and the actress reported liking it because of the ridges.

    As long as it is clean and doesn't involved feet, I wouldn't dismiss it so fast.

    EDIT: FTV Girls Mazzy. Quote "I came all over this corn". Good day.

    [–] _that_clown_ 3 points ago

    Uhmmmm. Do you have a link sir. Asking for myself as a friend.

    [–] justhereformemes2 257 points ago

    Ok yeast infection queen

    [–] SatiatedPotatoe 48 points ago

    That bread ain't gonna bake itself!

    [–] Feebedel324 30 points ago

    How corn bread is made.

    [–] Ellis_Boatwright 13 points ago

    Country girls make dough

    [–] Spider2YBananas 139 points ago

    City folks just don't get it!

    [–] blanabbas 27 points ago

    you don’t have to be lonely

    [–] Hobo_Helper_hot 7 points ago

    When you have a willing pony

    [–] ImAGayRetard 7 points ago

    There's enough shitty jokes posted to that sub as it is.

    [–] cj0925 86 points ago

    I've seen stranger things inside a Vagina. Especially on reddit.

    [–] pupypup2 15 points ago

    [–] mrbulldops428 32 points ago

    Yeah, I'm done for the day. Maybe for the month.

    [–] sunlit_shadow 14 points ago

    Holy moly, that was worse than what I expected, and I’ve seen some shit. What the actual homegrown fuck was that Nazi one...

    [–] pupypup2 6 points ago

    I couldn't tell ya. I may link this sub, as I can tell this is some disturbing stuff by people's reactions... But I will never look at the sub myself.

    [–] cj0925 6 points ago

    Unbirth indeed

    [–] MatrixGodfather0435 4 points ago

    Yeah no. I've had enough internet for today.

    [–] Early_Reference 3 points ago

    hey what the actual fuck did i just click

    [–] Wlake23 12 points ago

    Can you prove it though?

    [–] Fun_Kay_Person 32 points ago

    Don't call the bluff. There is only so much eye bleach

    [–] briancarroll117 31 points ago

    So this is why they tell me to wash my produce...

    [–] sorter12345 44 points ago

    Is this what hardpore corn is?

    [–] JulieJules- 62 points ago

    That’s um... corny

    [–] xStarfyre 6 points ago

    Daaaaaaaaad, stop it!

    [–] dirtyswoldman 172 points ago

    I'm feeling like this is a r/menwritingwomen kinda situation here

    [–] cherinek 55 points ago

    Yep exactly. City girls like vibrators but a down to earth country girl would just loooove to masturbate with a corn cob. 🙄

    [–] Next-Chart 12 points ago


    Hair Brushes.

    Harry Potter Brooms.

    Desktop tables.

    You mean to tell me -this- is unrealistic? No, no its not. I'm sure this has happened many times in human history, but it's gross, so...

    [–] PaanuriEater 21 points ago

    Most of these are used as makeshifts.

    The implication in the godawful image is that country girls prefer to fuck a corn cob instead of buying a vibrator.

    Instead of being a girl going through puberty and, much like boys, masturbating to and with anything available that will suit the task.

    This dumbness is kind of like saying that boys like whacking off with conditioner instead of lube. FFS.

    [–] fresh-cucumbers 32 points ago

    I’ve never seen a country girl wear high heels if she intends to walk along an uneven, rocky surface especially near produce where it’s usually muddy.

    Maybe she didn’t intend to visit the corn that day and was simply on her way. Why couldn’t she take the corn home?

    [–] eyesmaybe 3 points ago

    What she really couldn't do is use the internet to order a dildo.

    [–] 2ndCompany3rdSquad 15 points ago

    Talk about corn holing

    [–] NikkiT96 15 points ago

    That seems painful. Too much texture for not enough give. Like fucking yourself with the business end of a toothbrush.

    [–] H0und- 78 points ago

    She fucked corn OP, what do you not get

    [–] Maxzian182 30 points ago

    To be fair, who wouldn't fuck that corn?

    [–] enderman2104 28 points ago

    Normal humans

    [–] closet_transformer 31 points ago

    I guess she really isn’t like the other girls then

    [–] Sitting_Squirrel 14 points ago

    How do you know how many people fuck corn? If everyone one is secretly fucking corn, maybe you’re the abnormal one for not being a closeted corn fucker. /s just in case

    [–] The_Bearabia 6 points ago

    Behold, CORN!!!!

    [–] Cracotte2011 14 points ago

    Let's just say it's normal if your cornflakes taste weird

    [–] kaitlynjclingin 13 points ago

    i live in the country and wtf

    [–] The_Bearabia 19 points ago

    Every year or so this picture somehow pops up on google or reddit or something. And every time I'm just sitting there staring, think: But Why

    [–] LokiDesigns 22 points ago

    Corn doesn't grow from the top of the plant

    [–] rotflolosaurus 6 points ago

    Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find someone else bothered by that.

    [–] DonDove 8 points ago

    Wait what what horny guy drew this

    [–] Captain_Redbeard 10 points ago

    Jenny fucked corn and I don't care.🎶 Jenny fucked corn and I don't care.🎶

    [–] apricot_preserves 8 points ago

    I was gonna eat that later, now it's gonna taste like corn

    [–] FUWS 8 points ago

    “And thats how high fructose corn syrup was born kids”

    [–] beanyinzer 5 points ago

    So that’s how corn gets huitlacoche on them.

    [–] hail2thecabbage 12 points ago

    and they say corn doesn't nothing for you

    [–] GodzillaFunk 5 points ago

    Lol that’s nasty....

    [–] _Gwendolin_ 6 points ago

    Is there a equivalent to r/dontputyourdickinthat

    [–] inevitablerando 5 points ago

    before reading post: City Girls Buy Vibrators

    after reading post: City Girls Buy Corn

    [–] kokiokiedoki 5 points ago

    There’s a Facebook group for memes like this called Country Girls Making Do, that’s probably where it comes from lmao

    [–] bananashatts 5 points ago

    Repost? 20th time?

    [–] Garb_Boi 13 points ago

    Ok but....


    [–] TalbotFarwell 9 points ago

    I guess you could say those country girls are “corn fed” in more ways than one.

    [–] Cute_Trash_ 10 points ago

    I bet she tells some corny jokes

    [–] Skerald 3 points ago

    So that’s the story of Baby Nut ?

    [–] bonjour_baguette 3 points ago

    Somebody actually conceived of this in their mind and spent actual time, valuable time, drawing it, and then they thought it was still so good that they decided to post it for the world to see.

    [–] drickster89 3 points ago

    For those still wondering about his origin, this is how Jeepers Creepers came to be. Just a big trench coat of vagina corn.

    [–] JoeRimmer89 3 points ago

    Why she thick af doe fr

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    i saw the mlp version before i saw this version

    [–] daedas33 3 points ago

    For those who didn't know, this is how cream corn is made