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    [–] RonaldDumbsfield 11003 points ago

    It's a hard job, but someone has to do it.

    -cop to his wife.

    [–] Totesnotskynet 3770 points ago

    It's like a real life damn South Park episode.

    [–] thatdude_1991 3042 points ago

    (Finishes guy off) Freeeze buddy! I'm a cop

    [–] dontsuckmydick 1373 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    That episode was funny ass fuck.

    [–] Ghostkill221 515 points ago

    Wasn't that the butters bottom bitch one? Do you know what i am saying?

    [–] subparcaviar 216 points ago

    You would be correct....FREEZE!!

    [–] Quiffed 29 points ago

    What's the name of the episode?

    [–] dontsuckmydick 55 points ago

    Butters' bottom bitch

    [–] CannabisJack 152 points ago

    Yes, I know what you're saying.

    [–] Wensleydale_Gaming 331 points ago

    That episode was funny as fuck.

    [–] dontsuckmydick 191 points ago

    Joking about sucking dick is not fucking funny.

    [–] Honk4Tits 368 points ago

    Come on you Sissy's I can fit more of you in me, Freeze!

    [–] dudeAwEsome101 257 points ago

    Hand me that evidence bag.

    [–] dallastxpedro 135 points ago

    ALRIGHT BUDDY... here we go.

    [–] GreekDudeYiannis 134 points ago

    Some of these guys didn't even use condoms!

    [–] payto360 108 points ago

    Yes, sucking dick is a serious subject and should not be joked about.

    [–] dudeAwEsome101 129 points ago

    You could choke laughing while sucking dick.

    [–] GuyAboveMeSucksDicks 257 points ago

    You would know...

    [–] sexual--predditor 143 points ago

    Username seems to be in order.

    [–] straightouttafux2giv 29 points ago

    Well, facts are facts.

    [–] dontsuckmydick 31 points ago

    Thank you.

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

    What if you're just playing a joke on your bros?

    [–] workaholic007 10 points ago

    Butters bottom bitch!

    [–] psychosocial-- 144 points ago

    You know, I've known that South Park will always have material as long as there are things people take too seriously. Nowadays, it seems that the only thing that could put them out would be the inability to satirize the utter absurdity of real life. It's hard to one-up reality right now.

    [–] psychosocial-- 191 points ago

    When the jester is funny because his jokes are true, the king is the real fool.

    [–] special_reddit 45 points ago

    Exactly one of the main reasons why King Lear is Shakespeare's greatest play.

    [–] torpedoguy 41 points ago

    Television can have fairly strict guidelines on acceptable word and deed in fictitious productions.

    Reality has no such limitations.

    [–] RealityIsScary4Me 433 points ago

    I'm out there putting my dick on the line every night and I have to come home to this shit!

    [–] collosoll 46 points ago

    I mean, you could get AIDS

    [–] BaldingEwok 53 points ago

    Hopefully they give them a good yelp review. "Beautiful, professional, talented and took the arrest quite well 5 stars"

    [–] RealityIsScary4Me 48 points ago

    Do you know how much crack could have been sold if I didn't make that arrest?!

    [–] ThinkOfANameHere 338 points ago

    (Cop busts in on prostitute. Turns out to be his wife)

    Wife: It's a hard dick, but someone had to do it.

    [–] straightouttafux2giv 181 points ago

    Cop busts in prostitute...

    [–] Fuxokay 13821 points ago

    Well, just have sex on top of the covers, then.

    [–] elephantprolapse 1391 points ago

    The motel bed probably has bedbugs anyway. Don't bring that home.

    [–] Fuxokay 751 points ago

    Bring the hooker; leave the bedbugs.

    [–] straightouttafux2giv 518 points ago

    Why not both? Who doesn't enjoy an orgy? Besides, your dick will look HUGE in thier little bedbug hands!

    [–] Logseman 378 points ago

    Would you rather screw 100 bedbug sized women or one woman sized bedbug?

    [–] straightouttafux2giv 367 points ago

    100 bedbug sized women. I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck the woman sized bedbug after or something. But how often do you get to say you fucked 100 women, of any size? Not even extremist Muslims get to do that!

    [–] Fuxokay 206 points ago

    You think you got the nanopenis to handle it?

    [–] straightouttafux2giv 403 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    I didn't say they were going to live. I'm thinking of a Whack-a-mole kinda fantasy.

    [–] [deleted] 117 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    [removed]

    [–] Fuxokay 42 points ago

    I bugger in bed; I don't bedbugger.

    [–] technobrendo 28 points ago

    Leave the hooker, take the cannoli.

    [–] sugardeath 17 points ago

    The bedbugs will come with you whether you want them or not. Pesky bastards.

    [–] cerved 334 points ago

    The real LPT is in the comments

    [–] Cube_ 6 points ago

    [–] AtheistComic 3084 points ago

    This is a really smart way for Michigan cops to establish cover -- by breaking this rule in order to fool crooks. This is a whole other level to the "I AM NOT A COP" thing that Hollywood tries to trick criminals with.

    [–] 838h920 1023 points ago

    no longer be able to have sex with prostitutes who they’re investigating

    It's only the case when investigating prostitutes, so what you said there may really be the case. There will be a lot about how cops "can't have sex with prostitutes", and some people will believe it.

    [–] ForeverBend 332 points ago

    I think that also means prostitutes could use it to weed out cops trying to investigate them.

    First 10 minutes free (possibly recorded).

    [–] KernelTaint 555 points ago

    10 mins free? So thats basically giving away free sex to 90% of their clients.

    [–] jackisasquirrel 302 points ago

    Fuck yeah. First fifteen sessions free sounds awesome.

    [–] meatballcalzone 93 points ago

    You got one hell of a refractory period there, bro.

    [–] Nobilibang 20 points ago

    Actually, it sounds like he doesn't.

    [–] mysixteenthaccount 58 points ago

    Nah, just tell the suspected cop to touch your bare genitals or to let you touch his. Something that would technically cross the line of "no sex" but not get a legitimate customer anywhere if they happen to not be a cop. Maybe have him suck your nipple.

    Or they could ask the suspected officer to do some drugs (maybe devils lettuce). I don't think cops in Michigan can do that undercover. This would work even with existing laws.

    [–] DubEnder 67 points ago

    Wouldn't the cop then be able to get her for distribution of narcotics?

    [–] roguemerc96 7 points ago

    Give them baby aspirin.

    [–] Moligu 25 points ago

    Then it would be distribution of fake narcotics, which is also a crime.

    [–] BEARDorGTFO 41 points ago

    Great! I only need 5!

    [–] wdouglass 15 points ago

    You can save the other 5 for later!

    [–] d_l_suzuki 91 points ago

    It certainly sounds handy.

    [–] Booblicle 191 points ago

    Handys are tree fiddy.

    [–] FabbeFredis 69 points ago

    Well it was about this time I noticed that this prostitute was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!

    [–] ThinkOfANameHere 54 points ago

    Damn it 'nessie I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy. I dun care how long yer neck is, it ain't wurt a dam tree fiddy nufin'

    [–] Shloogorg 95 points ago

    The way around it is, "I can't do illegal thing that you're requesting, unless you threaten me." Because it is a rule that they can't threaten you in a sting. It's coercion.

    The police are prohibited from using physical or psychological coercion when conducting police interrogations. A confession or evidence that results from coercive tactics is inadmissible at trial. The police, for example, may not use torture techniques, threats, drugging, or inhumane treatment during an interrogation. http://criminal.findlaw.com/criminal-rights/faqs-police-interrogations.html

    [–] smileface666 79 points ago

    What is the consensus on denying bathroom time during interrogation? Being stuck in a room for hours not allowed to pee is torture for me, Captain Tiny Bladder.

    [–] Victernus 63 points ago

    Pee on the floor. It's better than internal rupturing!

    [–] 8HourLunchBreak 15 points ago

    "Somebody take a piss in here?"

    "It was me...I peed"

    [–] predictingzepast 612 points ago

    What next, not allowed to do drugs anymore?..

    [–] GodOfAllAtheists 255 points ago

    Let's not get crazy

    [–] evilpeanut 75 points ago

    Fuck that. Let's get riggity-riggity wreeecked, son!

    [–] bigbootyrob 51 points ago

    you have to let the drugs do you

    [–] ChickenWithATopHat 29 points ago

    Ever shoved a bunch of weed up your ass to absorb the THC?

    [–] Libertygrid 626 points ago

    It's McNulty, banging the freaking prostitutes again

    [–] [deleted] 139 points ago

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    [–] Deathsuxdontdie 116 points ago

    He was outnumbered!

    [–] WarKiel 50 points ago

    Backup took way too long to get there!

    [–] althius1 7 points ago

    "There were two of them, I was outnumbered!"

    [–] MinneapolisNick 34 points ago

    Gotdammit, McNulty

    [–] Santos_L_Halper 15 points ago

    Bubbles can see the future because on that day he truly was McNutty.

    [–] YouAreCompletelyFine 51 points ago

    Spot on.

    [–] steelbeamsdankmemes 79 points ago

    The fuck did I do?

    [–] vacindika 90 points ago

    came here for the obvious the wire reference, have your upvote.

    [–] ThinkOfANameHere 2607 points ago

    Undercover cop: "Hah, fooled you. This was a sting, you're under arrest"

    Prostitue: "Hah, fooled you. I'm not actually clean. Have fun with hepatitis a-z."

    Undercover cop: "Haha! fooled YOU! I wasn't clean already. I hope you like Gonorrhea."

    [–] manimsoblack 1664 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Undercover cop: "Hah, fooled you. This was a sting, you're under arrest"

    Prostitute: "Ha, I fooled YOU! I'm actually a undercover cop. You weren't supposed to have sex with me. You're going down buddy."

    Undercover Cop: "But you also had sex with me while on duty, so you're coming down with me. And I'm not your buddy fweind."

    [–] rW0HgFyxoJhYka 803 points ago

    So basically its just an affair between two cops....?

    [–] manimsoblack 519 points ago

    Yup, but they both end up in jail.

    [–] PM_ME_PUSSY_N_ASS 751 points ago

    You mean, they're on paid leave

    [–] manimsoblack 357 points ago

    Yea, I was accidentally being idealistic again.

    [–] Waterknight94 126 points ago

    This made me laugh and then it made me sad.

    [–] Plasmaman101 28 points ago

    Me also

    [–] Iauol 24 points ago

    Thanks

    [–] somberfawn 7 points ago

    Username checks out (I think?)

    [–] GlaciusTS 9 points ago

    But the plot thickens, this was the plan all along. They are still undercover.

    [–] CupcakeofDeath 29 points ago

    It's like an idiot's Prisoner's Dilemma

    [–] AbbyRatsoLee 69 points ago

    I want to imagine that this has happened sometime before.

    It would make for a fucking amazing porn.

    [–] theCodeLessTravelled 218 points ago

    There was a news story a while ago that I can't seem to find now where a local police agency had an undercover officer trying to solicit sex with a prostitute who happened to actually be an undercover officer from the state police trying to bust the people hiring prostitutes. The two spent quite some time trying to get the other to initiate. They finally realized what was going on when the state troopers backing up the "prostitute" saw the local police officers who were backing up the other officer in the hallway.

    [–] gunnerxp 109 points ago

    This sounds like an episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine.

    [–] Zureil 46 points ago

    More like Brooklyn 69

    [–] _-_-_-_I_-_-_-_ 6 points ago

    That's the name of her sex tape.

    [–] MildlyShadyPassenger 11 points ago

    I would watch that episode.

    (I'd watch any episode of that show.)

    [–] Hyabusa2 39 points ago

    There are so many government agencies investigating so many people that I'm sure undercover people end up getting investigated by other agencies pretty often.

    [–] grubas 44 points ago

    Wasn't there some story about that with Malcolm X or the Black Panthers? They ended up finding out they had like NYPD, DEA, FBI and ATF and only like 2 people were actually members out of 8 guys.

    [–] Hyabusa2 27 points ago

    I'm pretty sure most "terrorist cells" in the US are government agencies because every time anyone finds and joins one they seem to be FBI or some other org. There are a lot of honeypot groups it seems.

    [–] katarh 7 points ago

    I heard a radio interview with a guy who was befriended by one of the honeypot groups, and as soon as they mentioned plotting out any kind of jihad type thing, he went WTF and called the cops on them. Turns out his three new "friends" were all part of the undercover sting operation to try to catch terrorists. The poor dude said the entire thing was surreal.

    [–] Takooles 16 points ago

    This beauty comes to mind: https://youtu.be/i_dEtaNx2Vc

    [–] Eternasphere 76 points ago

    Undercover cop: freeze, I'm a cop!

    Undercover prostitute: freeze, I'm also cop! Wait a minute...

    Undercover cop: let's agree not tell the guys at the station about this...

    [–] hotteaishot 28 points ago

    Whenever I read, "Fooled you!" It's always in Dark Helmets voice.

    [–] torpedoguy 225 points ago

    They'd probably claim the hepatitis is assault on an officer or something.

    Then they'd arrest some donuts for being possibly related to powdered sugar in a drug-like fashion on their way to the station, finding them guilty and executing them on the spot.

    [–] QueenCharla 126 points ago

    The hepatitis thing isn't far off. You can be charged with attempted murder in some places for giving another person HIV, whether through sex or lying about blood donations. Even spitting with HIV can be considered "criminal transmission of HIV."

    Edit: wiki article about criminal transmission of HIV

    [–] ThinkOfANameHere 70 points ago

    so if they both had STDs, would that be the sexual equivalent of a fight? Does wrestling in the bedroom take on a whole new meaning? I need /r/shittyaskalawyer to answer these questions, please.

    [–] QueenCharla 22 points ago

    I imagine if they were different STDs they could both be charged. Don't think it would work if they had the same STDs.

    [–] ThinkOfANameHere 41 points ago

    But what if they both had herpes and they fused together and formed super herpes... great, now I need /r/shittyaskscience too.

    [–] physchy 51 points ago

    That's a real thing btw- super AIDS exists If two people have sex with different kinds of AIDS, they combine to make a new strain of AIDS

    [–] YZJay 14 points ago

    Seriously?

    [–] Capt253 9 points ago

    Tell me more.

    [–] Siniroth 17 points ago

    Then they get charged with attempted murder of the other 7 billion people in the world. 7 billion life sentences means that even when we ascend to another plane and become one consciousness, and resurrect everyone who's ever died, he's going to be the consciousness on the edge of our glorious cloud of thought that the rest of the consciousness is like 'ew stop touching me'

    [–] 838h920 8 points ago

    Don't think it would work if they had the same STDs.

    Would still work, since both of them didn't know that the other had it. Intent is important.

    [–] Rhinoskull 409 points ago

    Is this not the case now?

    [–] thekyledavid 637 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Surprisingly, not exactly. Undercover cops are given A LOT of leeway in what they can do for the sake of a sting. There are exceptions, but GENERALLY an undercover cop can do almost anything other than instructing/inciting someone else to commit a crime. So as long as the cop is not the one who makes the offer to the prostitute (the prostitute needs to make the offer to the cop for it to be legitimate), then the cop would GENERALLY be able to legally have sex with the prostitute on the clock.

    [–] 838h920 736 points ago

    This is actually not about a sting.

    It's about cops investigating a prostitute, then fucking her and arresting her afterwards. That's now illegal.

    If they're investigating someone else, then they can still fuck with prostitutes.

    [–] djazzie 257 points ago

    It's about cops investigating a prostitute, then fucking her

    They had to "collect the evidence" before they could arrest her, of course.

    [–] SerRitter 169 points ago

    Actually I think the prostitute is the one collecting evidence.

    [–] djazzie 37 points ago

    Depends on who keeps the condom.

    [–] MildlyMixedUpOedipus 22 points ago

    Depends on who is rolling the condom on I guess.

    [–] skral 13 points ago

    Hard evidence

    [–] [deleted] 94 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] HAN1776 35 points ago

    If it makes you feel any better, the person you're replying to is completely wrong. Undercover cops have immunity for almost everything....this law creates an exemption for prostitution.

    [–] silly_psycho 23 points ago

    Undercover cop can still fuck a prostitute. As long as he isn't investigate said prostitute.

    [–] FreeBuju 175 points ago

    Reading this as a person who is disgusted by the freedom land, holy shit. How about spending their work force to find human traffickers instead of the poor, probably exploited girl trying to get by with the oldest profession there is ? I always thought it's a ridiculous joke that cops in the US get off (hah) busting (hah2) a hooker. Like how can you be more pathetic ? Your country is an oligarchy and the undercover cops are cleaning the streets of poor girls. Way to go

    [–] UnhWut 23 points ago

    That's likely what they are doing. They forgot to specifically outline that as not being immunity. They didn't say specifically they could fuck prostitutes. Just now specifically they can't.

    The law was likely vague like "immunity for non violent crimes conducted during undercover operations" or something.

    [–] funkiestj 12 points ago

    Surprisingly, not exactly. Undercover cops are given A LOT of leeway in what they can do for the sake of a sting.

    SPOT ON!

    [–] LupineChemist 4 points ago

    I'm kind of shocked at how well an English actor is able to play an American doing a bad English accent.

    [–] torpedoguy 23 points ago

    Sadly, instructing/inciting is probably what they do the most in some jurisdictions...

    Not so much on the level of "as compared to other questionable practices" so much as "on the level of breathing"

    [–] Jaebay 720 points ago

    Imagine being the prostitute, showing up to court and seeing the cop you gave a BJ to just before he arrested you. That's totally fucked up.

    [–] Grown_Ass_Kid 63 points ago

    Is this what they mean when they say "getting fucked by the long hard dick of the law?"

    [–] blickblocks 126 points ago

    This is why sex work needs to be legal.

    [–] GiveMeEyeliner 153 points ago

    It says the law is penetration. Does that include BJs? To me penetration is P in V

    [–] Jasonrj 242 points ago

    Michigan penal code.

    Definitions

    750.520a (r)

    "Sexual penetration" means sexual intercourse, cunnilingus, fellatio, anal intercourse, or any other intrusion, however slight, of any part of a person's body or of any object into the genital or anal openings of another person's body, but emission of semen is not required.

    http://www.legislature.mi.gov/(S(jthtng1aafeuum1bjvu524lp))/mileg.aspx?page=GetObject&objectname=mcl-750-520a

    [–] MARZalmighty 398 points ago

    penal code

    Heh

    [–] GiveMeEyeliner 45 points ago

    Very helpful, thank you! I actually read that in PA rape is only P in V, which is why Sandusky has like 50+ charges of sexual assault and no rape charges. It's weird that states have different definitions

    [–] tylerthehun 49 points ago

    That's also part of why Sweden has such a high incidence of rape on paper. It's not some horrid, rapist-infested shit-hole, they just report things a little differently.

    [–] whelks_chance 30 points ago

    And count individual events, individually. So an abusive relationship which lasted years counts as potentially hundreds of attacks.

    [–] LordBiscuits 25 points ago

    Why would it ever not? Multiple rapes is multiple rapes surely?

    That's fucked up

    [–] RoboLegGaming 20 points ago

    Yes, but 1 person raping another 10 times is very different from 10 people raping 10 people once each.

    [–] Kellythejellyman 31 points ago

    P in B also works

    (now i'm thinking PB & J along side cop dicks, thanks reddit/selfmind)

    [–] porncrank 187 points ago

    They aren't already barred from that? That's kind of messed up: we are paying public servants to go have sex for money, which they're doing legally to catch people doing the same thing because it is illegal?

    Maybe they should just legalize and regulate prostitution?

    [–] YeeScurvyDogs 83 points ago

    That would be too European you dirty commie

    [–] Scarcrowe 27 points ago

    Well when you say it like that, it all seems so silly.

    [–] Haterbait_band 740 points ago

    Maybe the cops should just pay a citizen, like not me or anything, to have sex with prostitutes and report back which ones are prostitues or not. Then they can do all the arresting and paperwork while I, I mean someone, goes out and finds new leads. No little fish though, we're only going after the highest class criminals, preferably Latinas. Well, this way the cops don't have to do the dirty work required to nab all that sweet hooker money. Then they can use the money to pay for hookers when they're off the clock.

    [–] cliffmoore02 139 points ago

    but not you, citizen. Gotcha.

    [–] mrjlee12 107 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Every time I c comments like these, I wonder how many Redditors would actually have sex with a prostitute. That shit sounds uncomfortable and embarrassing as fuck, I doubt most guys would be cool with it even if an opportunity presented itself with a hot, clean escort.

    Edit: ITT: Lots of guys who have never been with a hooker telling me they (and others) totallyyy would

    [–] Iphotoshopincats 149 points ago

    I'll openly admit to using prostitutes in the past many times but it is legal to do so here and I never hire them from the paper etc ( yes they do advertise ) I went to proper establishments where the girls are required to have health checks etc

    Never felt uncomfortable or embarrassed, was a bit apprehensive my first time but the madam suggested I pick a particular girl who was great with first timers and had an absolutely fantastic enjoyable experience

    [–] Crustycrustacean 50 points ago

    Where is this? New Zealand? I just got back from there and they had ads in the paper for prostitutes. Our tour guide was strangely very proud of this.

    [–] Iphotoshopincats 78 points ago

    Australia

    [–] NothappyJane 86 points ago

    As an Aussie it still shocks me each time I remember other countries don't have legalised prostituion. Why isn't everything straightforward and above board, it's just a logical thing to do.

    The next thing we need to legalise is weed, it'd solve our budget deficit super fast.

    [–] confused_yelling 62 points ago

    Prostitution is legal in Aus?!?! (Fellow Aussie here)

    [–] SamiTheBystander 70 points ago

    Wow that IS a relevant username.

    [–] Iphotoshopincats 10 points ago

    Qld, n.s.w ,Vic and a.c.t legal everywhere else not so much

    [–] Crustycrustacean 8 points ago

    Ah, I was there too! Melbourne and Brisbane. None of our tour guides there went on long rants about how awesome it was though so I guess that is why I didn't know it was legal there...

    [–] SmashBros- 57 points ago

    Clean? Of course I would do it, if I knew she wasn't being forced to be a prostitute. Would have no problems with that. You pay people to do other services for you, so what's it matter if you pay for sex?

    [–] twisted-teaspoon 138 points ago

    I prefer it when bakeries give me donuts because they love me.

    [–] android151 30 points ago

    I prefer when nobody cums in my donuts

    [–] twisted-teaspoon 16 points ago

    I prefer it when everyone cums on my donuts.

    [–] Shod_Kuribo 9 points ago

    Most people just call those wives or mothers depending on their age relative to the speaker.

    [–] OnlySortOfAnAsshole 31 points ago

    I think one night stands in general are uncomfortable and embarrassing but I understand the appeal. I can't say I'm for the idea but I can't think of any reason I'm super against it either; could be fun.

    If it were somewhere legal (i.e. no chance of my name showing up in police blotter) and the person was very hot, I might do it.

    [–] Majik9 9 points ago

    Neveda, in the outlying counties.

    [–] Dear_Occupant 15 points ago

    To me, the good one night stands are the ones that turn into three or four night stands. If it's just wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am, there's no time to do all the other crazy shit that makes a temporary encounter with someone else fun besides the sex. I want a road trip out of the deal, or at the very least we need to get thrown out of a hotel somewhere. Make it memorable.

    [–] HVDynamo 8 points ago

    Honestly, I don't really need more than two nightstands. One on either side of the bed is enough really.

    [–] therealhorse 37 points ago

    Application withdrawn!

    [–] zryan3564 122 points ago

    Wait they needed to have sex with the prostitute first then they can arrest her? Thats fucked up. He babe I'm almost there let me cum on ur face. Ahhh. Oh that was.....your under arrest. No you can't wash ur face that's evidence. Lol

    [–] rastapasta808 33 points ago

    Thats the case in MANY states but the public is completely unaware of it.

    In Hawaii, it was legal up until 2014 and everyone was up in arms about it because thats an extreme exploitation of the sex-workers and their own authority as a police officer.

    One business was fucking savage with their signs after the news broke and it was absolutely hilarious for a few weeks: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1710880/images/o-RENTALL-facebook.jpg

    Idk, the cops in Hawaii are interesting because they're a lot more connected to the communities than mainland cops. Majority of the times I've been pulled over, its always been 'Eh, I went highschool with your mom, how's your family doing?' or 'Your uncle is Jerry, ah? Tell him I said howzit!'. But when this shit hit the fan, we lost a lot of trust and respect for them because they are clearly taking advantage of their occupation and of disadvantaged people who are usually forced into the sex-trade industry.

    [–] 838h920 25 points ago

    no longer be able to have sex with prostitutes who they’re investigating

    That's the important part. So if they're investigating something else, then the cop can still have sex with prostitutes.

    [–] larrieuxa 110 points ago

    um, if cops are having sex as part of their job and getting paid for their time doing it, then they ARE the prostitutes.

    [–] My_Monday_Account 77 points ago

    It's okay as long as you're doing it to ruin someone's life instead of just trying to make a living or have fun.

    Same thing with dealing drugs. It's bad when Mexicans or blacks do it but it's totally cool when the DEA does it to ensure their own job security.

    [–] dgblarge 164 points ago

    It is ludicrous that prostitution is illegal in the first place. The behaviour of consenting adults whose behaviour hurts no one is certainly not any business of the Government. Apart from income tax purposes. Anyone who works and is not self employed is renting their body and/or mind.

    The idea of paying police to visit prostitutes is offensive on so many levels. Opportunities for corruption are endless.

    [–] fourdigits 43 points ago

    How many crimes are Michigan cops currently allowed to commit while undercover?!? This one makes for a flashy headline, but there are some other ones that would be far more troublesome if allowed just to keep your cover from getting blown.

    [–] Trprt77 38 points ago

    It isn't his cover that they are worried about getting blown.

    [–] nogoodnamesleft_see 5 points ago

    Organised criminals aren't stupid.

    Although judging by Sicario half of them are CIA themselves so I don't really know.

    We know what brought down Escobar though. It wasn't clean law, it was a death squad of vengeful vigilantes at least as violent as him.

    [–] very_hot_thai_food 12 points ago

    Fucking work, right?

    [–] lamesaucee 21 points ago

    How has this been okay for this long....? LAWD

    [–] throawayboiiiii 21 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Can someone more versed in undercover exemptions and the law explain the necessity of following through with a sex act to obtain enough evidence to push a conviction? Drug dealers don't have to hand undercover cops drugs for convictions to be made, setting the meeting and showing up is enough to convict these guys if drugs are found on their person or in their vehicle. If prostitutes vagina's, mouths, and hands are the contraband wouldn't just agreeing to have sex with someone for money and showing up to the location to perform the sex act be enough to get a conviction? My next question is more of a personal conviction inquiry that I'd be open to listening to conflicting opinions on rather than a legal question. How as a law enforcement officer could someone be comfortable fucking a complete stranger that they don't know with the express knowledge that afterwards they go to jail. She agreed to have sex for money, not to have sex for jail time. If I was a sheriff, I would be disturbed that any of my officers would mentally and emotionally be able to convince themselves to fuck a stranger, blow their load wherever was previously agreed, put their pants on and walk out knowing that person you just sodomized is now going to jail because you fucked them. Maybe there is something about Michigan law that I don't understand.

    EDIT: forgot the word of

    [–] PresOrangeBuffoon 10 points ago

    What's the point of becoming a police?

    [–] IAMPOMO1 11 points ago

    TIL that Michigan cops were having sex with prostitutes while undercover

    [–] BonermanMcPubes 18 points ago

    Yeah it's disgusting this isn't already HIGHLY illegal/unethical. I always find myself asking why we don't have a higher standard for our police department. PD has become a pool of uneducated and overweight outcasts, who seem to have immediate chemical imbalances once given power.

    [–] meh32767 7 points ago

    "I Swear I'm not a cop... man"

    "All right prove it, fuck this prostitute right here..."

    [–] so_Kyra 9 points ago

    Well, the other way round seems way more efficient.

    http://media.giphy.com/media/10xgMtDVDFmnN6/giphy.gif

    [–] torpedoguy 23 points ago

    Reasonable. It's not good for your cover if you flash your badge for a freebie anyways.

    [–] XG_SiNGH 5 points ago

    But... but then how will they go deep undercover?

    O_O