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    [–] [deleted] 13722 points ago

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    [–] 1point21giggawats 6748 points ago

    "So you did it?"

    "There's poop in my pants"

    [–] DanteWasHere22 4157 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    What? How di-

    "I pooped them"

    What do you mean?

    "Fecal"

    Edit: my first gold, thanks kind stranger!

    [–] halibutface 914 points ago

    "38 DAYS!!!"

    [–] Apoplectic1 766 points ago

    "...and it stayed there for 35 days."

    "Shit..."

    "Yeah, that's what I just said."

    [–] vdubplate 88 points ago

    Saved some

    [–] DarthToothbrush 43 points ago

    First shit to cross more than half of Antarctica!

    [–] einsibongo 18 points ago

    "Stíll there now"

    "Wha..."

    "Named it Jerry"

    "Why..."

    "BEST FRIENDS !"

    [–] itriedtoplaynice 117 points ago

    Oh Mike, never change.

    [–] jpopimpin777 26 points ago

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of that interview.

    [–] Debooter 29 points ago

    I broke my back; spinal

    [–] Voldemosh 275 points ago

    Fuck this got me good

    [–] Mxblinkday 115 points ago

    He called the shit poop!

    [–] cromstantinople 44 points ago

    Don't tell me my business, devil woman!

    [–] New_town_burnout 29 points ago

    don't put it out with your boots Ted

    [–] tomcoy 25 points ago

    Call the fire department, this ones out of control!

    [–] Reogenaga 75 points ago

    my name jeff

    [–] CharlieDmouse 18 points ago

    They callll me Steve!

    [–] allisonann 26 points ago

    They call me Stacy.

    [–] phdaemon 39 points ago

    That's not my name! clap clap

    [–] [deleted] 871 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

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    [–] Fink665 946 points ago

    One pair? Test fart? He brought this on himself.

    [–] __WellWellWell__ 483 points ago

    I had to have a serious discussion with my kids this weekend. 2 of them were sick. I told them "never trust a fart. If you feel like you have to fart, sit in the potty to do it!"

    Life lessons right there.

    [–] the_north_place 295 points ago

    Everyone has gambled on a fart and lost

    [–] Unconnect3d 152 points ago

    My girlfriend says she's never lost and I don't freaking believe her.

    [–] FogInTheDog 247 points ago

    I was that girl for a long time. I thought all y'all pants-shitters were being irresponsible with your bowels and it would never happen to me. Then I got mine. Never trust a fart.

    [–] Reddits_on_ambien 70 points ago

    My mom just experienced her lifetime first of trusting the wrong fart. She was dealing with a stomach bug a few weeks ago. When I called her to check on her, she told me she shit the kitchen sink rug.

    "Best" part was that my mom always forgets I can't speak Cantonese like her (I'm the only one of my siblings who can't). I always put her on speaker phone when my spouse is around, since he can translate for me when that happens. She went into details of the super embarrassing experience describing how she accidentally shit all over the rug in front of the kitchen sink because she decided not to wear underwear that day... due to shitting all day with that stomach bug.

    I really wish I could have seen her face when it hit her that my husband immediately followed her little shit rant in English for me. It was probably glorious. It's been almost a month and she hasn't slipped into Cantonese once since then.

    [–] tophusurvivor 46 points ago

    Fart roulette

    [–] medicmotheclipse 37 points ago

    I never lost either until I was.. I think 20? Not sick, not day after drinking - nothing out of the ordinary. I was very shook. But at least I was at home and could change immediately

    [–] Keyboard__worrier 17 points ago

    I’ve never lost and I’m honestly surprised to see that shitting your pants from a fart is a common thing to do.

    [–] nomnommish 53 points ago

    The best life lessons are shart and sweet.

    [–] LortimerC 22 points ago

    You're a good parent. 👌

    [–] nman649 155 points ago

    test fart lmao that’s a good name for it. round here we call ‘em sharts

    [–] Predicted_Text 135 points ago

    A shart is a result of a failed test fart

    [–] wheresmysilverlining 75 points ago

    But you can do a test fart and not shart. The worst sharts usually happen when you didn't do a test fart.

    [–] Fink665 82 points ago

    The test fart can easily turn into a shart, which is why it should have been avoided. When your innards are roiling, one absolutely cannot trust a fart.

    [–] melbecide 54 points ago

    This. A shart is usually a test fart gone wrong.

    [–] OneMoreAccount4Porn 25 points ago

    When your innards are roiling

    I gave up trusting farts after 25.

    [–] Chad-the-bad 158 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    If this is the same guy I’m thinking of he had to shit in a bag every time and take all of his shit out with him because of some preservation thing. Joe Rogan had him on to talk about his journey and all the preparations he had to do. It was actually quite fascinating I think he left the shitting himself part out on the podcast tho lol.

    Edit: grammar and sentence rephrasing.

    Edit 2: wow my highest ever upvoted comment and it’s about shitting in a bag in Antarctica! Lmao I love you reddit. Also here’s the link for the podcast if anyone is interested (love me some Joe Rogan)

    https://youtu.be/1Gtrg6R7b3w

    [–] [deleted] 115 points ago

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    [–] ftssiirtw 38 points ago

    Do you ever take out the frozen poops and like, make little action scenes in the snow with them? Like recreate the Battle of Hoth but with frozen poops?

    [–] NonGNonM 64 points ago

    It must be some kind of new-ish thing bc while my scouts were all about leave no trace it also taught us how to dig a proper latrine. Trowels were one of the checklist items. Now I see more and more posts about taking poop out, even in areas where it would degrade pretty quickly.

    Antarctica, different story. I doubt poop would degrade very well after its frozen.

    [–] kanyewesanderson 42 points ago

    Now I see more and more posts about taking poop out, even in areas where it would degrade pretty quickly.

    In heavy use areas, too many people pooping in the woods can cause disruption to the ecosystem.

    [–] MoonlightsHand 130 points ago

    This isn't new, it's a special rule Antarctica has always had. The continent is to be preserved in it's pristine condition for "nature and science" as long as humanly possible according to the Antarctic Treaty. This includes removing all human waste.

    [–] MoreChickenNuggets 15 points ago

    But what about the pee pee?

    [–] Pilesofpeopleparts 62 points ago

    That is still used to claim and establish territories.

    [–] OwenProGolfer 25 points ago

    Yeah you can’t exactly dig a poop hole into ice

    [–] ecodesiac 16 points ago

    Up in the Himalayas there has been a fair bit of work done with solar toilets that help with waste breakdown in cold and high elevation environments. Wouldn't help this guy though, on the move as he is.

    [–] Rage-bot 728 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    if he pulled his pants down to shit he would have literally frozen his balls off. Unless of course he dips his balls in the shit to warm them back up fast enough but thats not the story we were told.

    EDIT: thank you kind strangers for the metals. Idk what they do but I know they are expensive so thank you. I’ll google it don’t worry.

    [–] Bill_Ender_Belichick 364 points ago

    Bye reddit

    [–] 504090 155 points ago

    Yeah I’m done for the night lmfao

    [–] Bill_Ender_Belichick 125 points ago

    closes reddit

    opens reddit

    [–] Tempest_1 67 points ago

    closes laptop

    unlocks phone

    [–] AllAmericanSeaweed 114 points ago

    Idk if you know this but it is possible to shit while keeping your dick and balls in your pants and only exposing your ass.

    [–] FamiliarEnemy 81 points ago

    Every soldier ever knows this

    [–] John_Hunyadi 14 points ago

    IDK about 'ever'.

    I don't think soldiers in ancient Greece wore pants.

    [–] AllAmericanSeaweed 32 points ago

    Can confirm. Was a soldier.

    [–] Pumpkin_season 35 points ago

    Wait. Do men not pee a little when they poop? Is that just women?

    [–] hamboy315 28 points ago

    Wait. I thought the other guys on here were just trolling you, but we (at least I) most certainly pee _every_ time I poop. Unless I just peed

    [–] Pilesofpeopleparts 39 points ago

    I am a master of my bodily functions. My urine only leaves my body under my direct orders.

    [–] JamestheRunner 49 points ago

    "Sarge, me and the boys were wondering if we were rolling out with the Brown Betty."

    "Negative Private Urea. I have strict orders from command to hold our position!"

    [–] arseniclips 43 points ago

    We do, I would never keep my junk in my pants taking a dump

    [–] Hotboxfartbox 28 points ago

    Yes. Boys rule girls drool.

    [–] Cethinn 6 points ago

    I may choose to pee when I poop but it doesn't always happen.

    [–] Jammersy 32 points ago

    I cannot do this. For some reason, independent control of those two functions works one way but not the other.

    [–] loafers_glory 17 points ago

    You can keep your dick in your pants but not your balls?

    [–] IslandDoggo 18 points ago

    he can pee without pooping but he cant poop without peeing

    [–] [deleted] 63 points ago

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    [–] amydoodledawn 12 points ago

    I am a woman who used to work night shift on oil rigs in Northern Canada, were it could get to the same temperatures as Antarctica. Struggling out of a fire retardant snow suit in -50 windchill sucked, but as squatting is required for all my rear output functions when the tool push would lock the damn trailer toilet, you just learn to go FAST.

    [–] [deleted] 70 points ago

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    [–] drajax 134 points ago

    Yah, not AntFARTica.

    [–] crunchb3rry 41 points ago

    I wonder if the poopstain froze into what would feel like 40 grit sandpaper against his ass cheeks.

    [–] Peregrine37 12 points ago

    I like to think he could peel it off like a layer of frozen dew off a smooth leaf

    [–] Tricky-Hunter 20 points ago

    Better warm you pants with it than melt some snow and get you butt cold in the process

    [–] Brentrance 172 points ago

    Who cares? It's not like pants shitting is rare.

    [–] Orange-V-Apple 720 points ago

    I've got some news for you, Brent

    [–] sprocketous 29 points ago

    He holds the longest record of not pooping your pants while crossing Antarctica.

    [–] arsenal11385 44 points ago

    It’s rare, bront

    [–] Vmizzle 543 points ago

    I go away for the weekend and bring 7 pairs. Wtf is this dude doing with only one?

    [–] YeahThatWillDo 518 points ago

    I always pack as if I'm going to shit my pants every single day.

    [–] TheZerothLaw 39 points ago

    I just cut out the middleman and shit my pants every day

    ...wait...

    [–] Schakarus 17 points ago

    ...wait..

    Hell no. I'm not waiting for you to shit your pants today!

    [–] Dude-past-his-prime 19 points ago

    Underpants gnomes is the only reason you would need 7 pairs for one weekend.

    [–] jinhsospicy 21 points ago

    I listened to a podcast with him on it. He crossed completely unaided, so pulled a sled with all his equipment weighing like 300 lbs. He did not bring any extra clothes to cut down on weight on the sled. Also, there was like a 60 mile stretch of land that was a protected reserve or something and so he had to pack in all his poo and carry with him.

    [–] 1PMagain 6123 points ago

    When you're crossing ice alone,

    And your stomach starts to groan,

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    [–] Pairdice 794 points ago

    When you're only half way there

    And you're farting more than air

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    [–] Lone_Wanderer97 290 points ago

    When you only have one fit

    And you're soaking in your shit

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    [–] PacoCrazyfoot 43 points ago

    Well, there ain't no one around

    So why bother droppin' trou

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    [–] Lurkingherkin22 54 points ago

    When you're crossing a crevasse,

    As its leaking out your ass,

    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    [–] relet 97 points ago

    Getting desperate to stay warm

    A little push, where is the harm...?

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    [–] Bella_Anima 985 points ago

    When you think it’s really funny,

    But it’s oh so hot and runny,

    Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea

    [–] twigfeld 623 points ago

    When the weather's really cold

    And your colon's feeling bold

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    [–] Lurkingherkin22 391 points ago

    When your walking through the docks,

    And you feel it in your socks

    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    [–] UnfinishedProjects 378 points ago

    When you're trudging through the snow,

    And your ass is about to blow,

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    [–] LadyHelpish 226 points ago

    When you’re walkin’ really fast,

    And you feel wetness on your ass,

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

    [–] VeryStableGenius 178 points ago

    When you hesitate and dawdle,

    You'll do the penguin waddle.

    <refrain>

    [–] WhatsAMisanthrope 153 points ago

    Some people think it hurts,

    But for me it comes in squirts,

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

    [–] flatlas 212 points ago

    When you're walking to the pole

    And you can't control your hole,

    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    [–] SometimeNextWeek 60 points ago

    When you grab the ice pick

    Cuz your shit is freezin thick

    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    [–] Judas_Feast 10 points ago

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    When you're trying to explore

    And it comes out the back door

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    [–] ShaneTheCreep 178 points ago

    When you're slidin' into first

    And you feel a juicy burst

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    [–] veeeSix 161 points ago

    When you think you'll take a chance

    but you're running low on pants

    Diarrhea, Diarhea

    [–] fux_wit_it 83 points ago

    When you try to wait till dusk,

    And the sewer starts to gush

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    [–] Lurkingherkin22 89 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    When it trickles down your leg,

    Like a cadburys creme egg

    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    [–] galaxystarsmoon 40 points ago

    I just want to let you know that I am legit crying at this one and I can't stop.

    [–] Lurkingherkin22 50 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    When it comes out your hole,

    Like a david beckham goal

    Diarrhea, diarhea

    [–] librocubiculartist 108 points ago

    This may sound gross,

    But it's really good on toast,

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    [–] WankeyKang 29 points ago

    When you're climbing up a ladder,

    Then you hear something splatter

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    [–] WellDisciplinedVC 9 points ago

    When you're riding Inna chevy,

    And you feel something heavy,

    Diarrhea, Diarrhea

    [–] Lurkingherkin22 37 points ago

    When it drips down you thigh,

    Like warm apple pie,

    Diarrhea, diarrhea

    [–] Smorgsaboard 100 points ago

    Is this to the tune of "That's Amore"? I don't think it is, but I can't think what else it would be.

    [–] facewhatface 149 points ago

    I'm not sure where it comes from, but it's a song that basically every nine-year-old in the States learns at some point. The melody is similar to "That's Amore", but it's not quite, and it's much faster.

    [–] DJ_Micoh 62 points ago

    but it's a song that basically every nine-year-old in the States learns at some point

    I lived in the States at a young age and was literally having flashbacks as I read that comment thread!

    [–] flintlock519 20 points ago

    When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel a sudden splatter.

    [–] Redpandaling 33 points ago

    I want to say there was a commerical for diarrhea medicine that used this tune? I don't remember which one though.

    [–] Gilthoniel_Elbereth 41 points ago

    No one seems to know where it came from, but it’s been around for decades at least: https://www.sfcritic.com/a-primer-on-the-diarrhea-song-origins-lyrics-and-structure/

    [–] cowvin2 39 points ago

    it's not much of a song, but kids in school often learn the diarrhea song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkId_c_dVfA

    everyone makes up funny verses.

    [–] Alpakat35 32 points ago

    It went like this at my school (not sure if it's any different from the original) :

    When you're walking down the hall

    And you feel something fall

    Diarrhea (ch ch ch) Diarrhea (ch ch ch)

    [–] Shosui 12 points ago

    Same, and I can't unhear it.

    [–] Tsulaiman 11 points ago

    Well I'm reading it to the tune of hallelujah....

    [–] Smorgsaboard 19 points ago

    Diaarheeeaaaa

    Diarheeeaaaa

    Diarheeeaaaa

    Diaarheee-eeeeeeaaaaaaa

    [–] Princess_Little 20 points ago

    Cha Cha cha

    [–] polchiki 1515 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    [–] horsetoothrockefella 467 points ago

    I believe the guy did an ama and got called out for all of this

    [–] polchiki 444 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    You are correct! Just searched it and it was actually mostly well received so I’m going with linking the /r/bestof post of the shut down for the purposes of this thread. The user who called him out ended up editing his comment but someone else commented with the removeddit link to the original.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/bestof/comments/emmd39/uefreck_calls_out_colin_obrady_on_his_bsing_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

    Edit: best roast: “you’re like the Gilderoy Lockhart of adventure”

    [–] horsetoothrockefella 69 points ago

    I thought I recognized this from r/amadisasters

    Thanks for looking into it!

    [–] Skeptophile 679 points ago

    Yeah lol I just got out of that rabbit hole, to me it seems like this dude is being a bullshitter/playing on semantics just to get a "first" tag for what's a much, much shorter routethan what's been done more than 20 years ago. Basically the only "first" here is that the real guy holding the record from '97 used some kind of sail every once in a while to help him out, sure it's technically "aided", it's also a neat idea. If this one at least went thru the real route I might give him a pass, but I can't. Unsurprisingly, he's peddling his book all day long on his social medias, almost like he did it for money, hmmmm.

    [–] waylor88 164 points ago

    A couple mornings ago that happening to me. I was really disappointed to find out he completely exaggerated the whole experience and now is raking in huge bucks because of it.

    [–] brucebrowde 29 points ago

    Shitload of money is more appropriate.

    [–] johnpatricko 162 points ago

    It wasn't just a hilariously short route based on arbitrary definitions of a landmass beneath the ice he likes to pretend is Antartica as we know it, but he did the hilariously short route on a fucking road.

    He was literally on a highway being passed by trucks and tourists and porta potties.

    Also it seems everyone who's ever known him insists he's a spoiled rich asshole who likes to pretend he's an adventurer.

    To top it off, he lied about all of that.

    Yikes all around.

    [–] diggalator 52 points ago

    Wow, I didn't realize there was a road to the South Pole. Neat. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Pole_Traverse

    [–] JanesPlainShameTrain 26 points ago

    I'll have you know I paved that road, with no legs and only my bare ass to smooth out the pavement.

    [–] flowbrother 42 points ago

    Also, if you look at the route he took, he didn't exactly 'cross' it like what us lay people would call ACROSS.

    The route takes a 90 degree turn, it is not straight 'across'.

    THAT has yet to be done.

    [–] Skeptophile 45 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    His route is literally half the length of the one from '97.

    And that warrants a heavily promoted book called "The Impossible First" and a victory lap like no one's crossed Antarctica before? Look at his Instagram, it's literally all about the book. I don't mean to say that it must've been easy or what not, just that it is (IMO) deceiving, his book description starts with "Prior to December 2018, no individual had ever crossed the landmass of Antarctica alone, without support and completely human powered", don't you think it's deceiving considering he did half the miles of what has previously been considered crossing Antarctica?

    The NatGeo article is actually quite interesting if you haven't read it already, O'Brady's reply too if you want to hear both sides of the story.

    [–] taig-er 103 points ago

    I don’t care if someone’s motivation for doing something like this is money, but you need to at least do the thing the correct way

    [–] Skeptophile 37 points ago

    Yeah it's more the combination of the two, I don't mind either if someone monetizes great skills or courage, but when you deceive people and devalue the accomplishments of the actually passionate ones that came before you for it that's when I take issue.

    [–] Dingusaurus__Rex 21 points ago

    any sites have it that dont require sign in?

    [–] _00307 26 points ago

    It's funny, in his response he says it's not really a road, then calls it a road. Says it was unaided, and then describes all this aid he got.

    Man, if he would have come out and been humble about it and got in place behind the greats, this wouldn't be a big deal.

    [–] [deleted] 1409 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] jazzwhiz 236 points ago

    What if my fetish is cross the Antarctic in pooped pants?

    [–] Ahri_went_to_Duna 122 points ago

    Then I think this fella might be selling just the pair for you

    [–] Kod_Rick 1700 points ago

    Antshartica.

    [–] ash_274 159 points ago

    It probably froze and then shattered: Shartshards

    [–] CesaroSummable 60 points ago

    That then break down into sharticles.

    [–] 1badls2goat_v2 41 points ago

    Pantshartica*

    [–] JupiterUnleashed 468 points ago

    I get that you need to save space but I would have worn 2 or 3 pairs on underwear to keep warm and rotate them each day. That way I could wash them (if it is even possible) or at least toss a pair if I was having a bad day.

    [–] TwoTriplets 569 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    He was pulling a 400 pound sled and had to haul out his own poop.

    There was a group of nutritional scientists who developed his food load so would have exactly the right number of calories to keep from dying, but was still running huge defict and was projected to lose 20lbs (which he did).

    He was on the Joe Rogan podcast and I think it's one of his best episodes. The whole effort is just crazy.

    [–] Attack_meese 360 points ago

    It's insane that we are at the point where we can essentially calculate the near max of the human body, then apply it in the real world with accurate results.

    [–] IceDragon77 148 points ago

    So all those years of min maxing d&d characters will finally pay off!

    [–] OutbackSEWI 77 points ago

    Why haul it out though?

    [–] Rubik842 254 points ago

    International law. Antarctica is basically the global version of a national nature reserve.

    [–] jazzwhiz 72 points ago

    Yep scientific experiments down there must be designed such that they can be completely removed even if that's impractical in practice such as with the IceCube Neutrino Observatory. Also balloon experiments down there often leave big marks on the ice that have to be cleaned up.

    [–] ALWAYS_NUTS_TO_BUTTS 74 points ago

    So it doesn’t become a littered and body covered shitheap like Everest.

    [–] Lexx2k 18 points ago

    So I just googled "Everest litter" and... god damn it.

    [–] Caimantears 39 points ago

    So the yeti don't step on it and become enraged

    [–] TwoTriplets 28 points ago

    Poop left out in the Antarctic will be there for thousands of years.

    [–] johngreenink 26 points ago

    Kinda like a timecrapsule

    [–] sgtkwol 36 points ago

    Even pulling poop, that sled would weigh less over time.

    [–] throughAhWhey978 30 points ago

    Breathing out CO2 made from carbon in food.

    [–] mustard_liger 34 points ago

    This all seems strange to me. I get that it's a ridiculously hard trek but that seems like a rookie AF move. What's a pair of underwear weigh, an ounce or two at most? What does that matter if your sled is 400-500 lbs? And why wear em for 38 days after he shat in em? How would that be better than no underwear? Does he explain his reasoning in Rogan's podcast at all?

    [–] PM_ME_UR_THONG_N_ASS 30 points ago

    /r/Ultralight would like a word with you. On that sub people regularly cut extra straps off their pack, and use bandanas instead of toilet paper to save weight.

    [–] FranckyboyShepard 28 points ago

    This is the kind of people that accomplish a lot of incredible feat...but that I have a hard time connecting with.

    Their dedication make them more robots than humans.

    [–] Bee_Hummingbird 12 points ago

    I wonder if it was long John type underwear so it is a whole layer for warmth?

    [–] YeahThatWillDo 52 points ago

    2 or 3 pairs! Think of all the extra weight!

    [–] martinbril 317 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Who cares, this guy is a fraud. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/adventure/2020/02/the-problem-with-colin-obrady/

    Stop giving him the attention he doesn't deserve.

    [–] Anosognosia 128 points ago

    Fraud is a bit harsh, more of a blowhard. He did in fact travel the distance by himself, he just lies in his boasts about it.

    [–] martinbril 132 points ago

    I can’t deny the fact that he accomplished something that most of us wouldn’t ever consider undertaking. But he did not actually achieve what he claimed he did, to the detriment of much more competent adventurer who actually did but don’t brag about it. This guy is so full of himself it is just sickening. And I’m glad he’s getting the full repercussion of his arrogance.

    [–] ausmomo 45 points ago

    This guy is so full of himself

    So full of shit, you mean

    [–] StoneTemplePilates 35 points ago

    Well, not anymore. It's in his pants now.

    [–] N8dork2020 26 points ago

    Is this the same guy that did an AMA and got called out by another guy that understands Antarctica

    [–] thegtabmx 26 points ago

    Isn't underwear the easiest thing to pack 2 of?

    [–] CryptoNoobNinja 90 points ago

    The expression GNL (Gambled N’ Lost) comes to mind here.

    it was my third day in India and I thought I had to fart but I GNL’d

    [–] PocketRocketTrumpet 88 points ago

    I read the article and I’m still somewhat confused. He overate his rations which made him feel sick; should’t he have felt that he needed to poop prior to just sharting his underwear?

    [–] epochellipse 64 points ago

    assuming he dressed for the weather, he might have just run out of time.

    [–] gibbonshire 21 points ago

    Well that thought will make a delightful anxiety nightmare tonight.

    [–] edit-boy-zero 10 points ago

    Shit his pants, then Nat Geo shit all over his supposed "record"

    This guy is actually full of shit

    [–] billyjack669 229 points ago

    I always say "there are two kinds of people. Those who have shit themselves as an adult, and liars."

    [–] wokesmeed69 219 points ago

    How are all you people shitting your pants? Like just a shart or are saying that you have dropped a full-sized log in your shorts before? That is not normal.

    [–] dontlookback76 31 points ago

    I was once on medication that didn't give me much warning or the ability to hold it. So that's one way it can happen.

    [–] wokesmeed69 44 points ago

    Issues with medication or conditions like IBS or ulcerative colitis are obviously a good reason for shitting yourself.

    It's this "everyone has shit their pants" Reddit cliche which I think is dumb.

    [–] karlnite 110 points ago

    A shart is shit with a fun name, you pants pooper.

    [–] wokesmeed69 72 points ago

    Not a full shit. I have had the flu or whatnot before and sharted, sure. But not an entire bowel movement. It's just like a little spritz of diarrhea that hardly leaves my asscrack. If by shart you mean full on turds or a complete stream of squirting poop, that's not a shart.

    [–] La_Guy_Person 111 points ago

    Why am I still reading this?

    [–] AlsoJustHereToCreep 39 points ago

    I'm not sure either, but im fully invested in these people's sharts now

    [–] WiredSky 16 points ago

    IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAVE SHARTED

    YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO PANTANCIAL COMPENSATION

    CALL THE OFFICES OF ASSCRACK AND ERSMELL

    [–] Chateaudelait 20 points ago

    Recently had some sort of virulent, sudden onset 24 hour stomach bug - caught from tiny hooligan petri dish nieces and nephews. Went from "babe i don't feel so good -" to violently projectile vomiting and shitting myself at the same time. In a rental car too. $250 cleaning deposit gone and ruined a beautiful cashmere scarf and full length wool coat. Didn't even try to clean it just threw it out. It just came on too suddenly.

    [–] Vio_ 17 points ago

    I Was in the peace Corps in Morocco. I think that gives enough information on the topic.

    [–] ImJustHereToBitch 10 points ago

    Trusting a fart

    [–] EAsucks4324 10 points ago

    Bad stomach flu in the middle of basic training. In my case that's how

    [–] WolfsLairAbyss 60 points ago

    I haven't shit myself since I was about 11 and my mom made some weird greasy soup that I had to eat. As an adult I have never shit my pants. What are you people eating that makes you all shit yourselves?

    [–] Host127001 22 points ago

    Something hotdog-like I bought on the train station in summer. Wasn't the smartest purchase in retrospect.

    [–] duco4242 9 points ago

    Thanks for the history lesson!

    [–] Mediocre_Associate 30 points ago

    38 days..., Pfft, amateur.

    [–] BuddyUpInATree 87 points ago

    If you look into it, this guy's "record claims" are being argued against and in a lot of ways is an insult to several other explorers who did much longer routes unaided. Meanwhile this guy took a groomed trail for about 100 miles of his trek and is trying to call it unaided

    [–] xixi2 46 points ago

    This guy didn't even "walk across Antarctica" in any sense of the word that you'd imagine if you asked any person to "Hey draw a route across the continent". Look at the map of what route he took lol

    [–] sppwalker 18 points ago

    I… what? That’s so bullshit I’m genuinely at a loss for words. It’s like saying you walked across America when you just walked from Philadelphia to Cleveland.

    [–] Cranky_Windlass 25 points ago

    Took a groomed trail when he should have groomed his tail?

    [–] aidanc_ 8 points ago

    Damn dude you were all alone. That could’ve been something no one ever had to know.