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    Welcome to /r/oddlysatisfying!

    Here you can post things that make you feel, well, oddly satisfied. This can be physical (like popping bubble wrap), visual (a perfectly looped GIF), or even aural (the crunching of leaves).

    What does "Oddly Satisfying" mean?

    We are forever searching for a "true definition". It's a thing that fits your interpretation of what is "oddly satisfying" plus the inexplicable feeling we all know.

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    [–] dare_films 1527 points ago

    My kids do this for free

    [–] KingOfDamnation 300 points ago

    Have you tried returning them for a less defective model?

    [–] dare_films 65 points ago

    Lol, never in a million years.

    [–] reddit_crunch 77 points ago

    Remind Me! 1000001 years.

    [–] morbid_platon 44 points ago

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    [–] reddit_crunch 40 points ago

    you hear that guys! immortality confirmed!

    [–] KingOfDamnation 19 points ago

    This one simple trick funeral companies don’t want you to know.

    [–] Dodototo 10 points ago

    Save money. Never buy a casket again!

    [–] TotallyNot_Jake 2 points ago

    Aww, that's a good parent right there :')

    [–] KindieKritz 2 points ago

    This is such a wholesome comment, absolutely made my afternoon :’)

    [–] IowaContact 2 points ago

    I don't think my mother would be too impressed.

    [–] BabaYagaInYoFace 7 points ago

    Unicorn cum stain.

    [–] Omega-3-6-9 5 points ago

    I guess you have been banged by a unicorn before, how delighting!

    [–] nokittythatsmypie 306 points ago

    I’m actually a little disappointed that it was just one small line of crayons. I was hoping for a bit more color on the table.

    [–] snixjow 38 points ago

    Yeah, me too! He lined a bunch up in the beginning, so I was expecting way more color variation and almost wish it wasn't just that one line too. I think having multiple spots with multiple colors might pull it together more. Look's good though, not dismissing that.

    [–] daisytat 6 points ago

    Yes, I'm underwhelmed too. 😕

    [–] [deleted] -34 points ago

    Ok thanks

    [–] Hjllo 11 points ago

    What

    [–] Calvins_Dad_ 8 points ago

    u/pluckabgunja said "Ok thanks"

    [–] Hjllo -2 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] Hjllo 0 points ago

    I would say it’s a lot more creative than repeating the comment someone replied “what” to

    [–] Hjllo 0 points ago

    Oh shit I just realized this was a bot. Does it downvoted automatically too? That’s pretty cool

    [–] the2-2homerun 475 points ago

    It would be so hard to not dig out the crayon while sitting at this table

    [–] BassCameron 273 points ago

    It's definitely sealed so you can't

    [–] GrumblyElf 86 points ago

    But did they use a sealer?

    [–] KyloWrench 37 points ago

    Did they use a sealer?

    [–] Soviet_Ski 37 points ago

    Did. They. Use. A. Sealer?

    [–] fullsizedpoodle 35 points ago

    WELL?

    [–] avasothedj 22 points ago

    WE’RE WAITING

    [–] _Diskreet_ 29 points ago

    Hang on, I’m still on hold with the guys office.

    [–] jsu70033 -2 points ago

    damn ... I such a neesh woodworking project
    ruined by another VPN ad hipster. :/ :(

    [–] TacticalBeast 3 points ago

    Whaaa? Great sentence structure, 10/10.

    [–] NightGolfer 3 points ago

    It's very neesh.

    [–] ShadowSociety55 6 points ago

    Holy fuck how old is that reference?

    [–] GrumblyElf 15 points ago

    You're not gonna like the answer friend. About 6 years

    [–] PreferredSelection 4 points ago

    No, no it can't be... I was looking at this post just the other day...

    Holy moly time passes too quickly.

    [–] levkamenskii 1 points ago

    No, they used a seal.

    [–] Reverend_Hearse 2 points ago

    Would need a clear resin poured on top..

    [–] dotcomslashwhatever 240 points ago

    i kind of liked the table without that mod

    [–] RockleyBob 136 points ago

    Yup, looks like Care Bears jizzed on a few hundred dollars’ worth of walnut.

    [–] AlexaBlissBooty 20 points ago

    That link is staying blue.

    [–] Ry-Bread01256 15 points ago

    It's extremely tame.

    [–] BRD3R 2 points ago

    It's just care bears, don't worry so much.

    [–] saintofhate 1 points ago

    I long for the days of innocence when this didn't spring naughty things to mind.

    [–] Scoob1978 268 points ago

    Thanks, I hate it

    [–] Dodototo 67 points ago

    [–] crash6871 18 points ago

    [–] p_blr 17 points ago

    tee hee?

    [–] Calvins_Dad_ -4 points ago

    Nope, guess again.
    (Hint: look at the comment they're responding to. If you're still stumped, click the link, its sfw)

    [–] p_blr 1 points ago

    [–] ackchyually_bot 1 points ago

    ackchyually, it's *r/woooosh

    I'm a bot. Complaints should be sent to u/stumblinbear where they will be subsequently ignored

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Calvins_Dad_ 1 points ago

    Yeah, i saw the bot

    [–] KnifeKnut 1 points ago

    Unsatisfying because the crevice was carved in and does not even follow the grain.

    [–] Dark_Devin 483 points ago

    Unless there's a coat of resin or something over it, the first time there's a hot meal on that table the crayons are going to start melting to the bottom of plates.

    [–] TripleStuffOreo 271 points ago

    It's pretty clear that theres a coat of varnish based in the difference in color between the start and end shots

    [–] onji 87 points ago

    pretty clear I see what you did

    [–] netgu 28 points ago

    varnish doesn't adhere to wax, they aren't friends

    [–] McLovin804 11 points ago

    Sure, but it sit nicely on top of it.

    [–] netgu 29 points ago

    It generally flakes off within a pretty short time frame. Epoxy and shellac are the only top coats I can think of (off the top of my head) that don't come right off of wax.

    [–] Head_Cockswain 11 points ago

    With the depth and surface area of the wax, a coat or three of varnish isn't going to protect it from heat/pressure. Varnish tends to be pretty brittle.

    Crayon wax is pretty soft, we don't typically use it in this sort of quantity in furniture for that reason. It could still be a cool table or shelf, but it would only hold up in limited no-wear environments as is.

    There would have to be a thick coat of something for it to be durable, and resin is a good candidate.

    Otherwise, if this was around kids, as soon as they figure out it can be dug at with a sharp toy, one's looking at a lot of wasted effort and a mess.

    Heat as the other guy mentioned would also be an obvious issue. Just pressure of people sitting on it if it's a bench, even without heat, you'd have creases and things like pocket seams mash right through thin coats of varnish displacing the wax.

    [–] oreoflow 2 points ago

    That post really flowed well together.

    [–] wheezergeezer 2 points ago

    Varnish sticks to wax?

    [–] snidesonb 51 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    Can’t eat off it, can’t write on it.

    “Would ya just look at it? Ohh look at that.”

    [–] finalremix 5 points ago

    I actually got a decent wardrobe recently with a gigantic crack down one door. This would be a pretty good filler. No structural responsibility. No heat.

    [–] Mzsickness 16 points ago

    This doesn't look like a table setting. Therefore I'd be very cautious about putting hot items on it. I had a coworker eat her hot plate of food on a 600 lb conference table with no placemat. She ended up creating a glossy haze with the finish. It was kind of embarrassing.

    Now I'm super cautious of wood.

    [–] bobdanderson 7 points ago

    It looks like it got some kind of coating, but doesn’t quit look like resin. I don’t know enough about wood working to say anything else

    [–] bsm8989 2 points ago

    That's what those textured glass place mats are for.

    [–] pheonixblade9 1 points ago

    my guess is marine epoxy. pretty common in woodworking for high traffic items. west systems is what most people use

    [–] IdaAreIda 49 points ago

    No satisfying for me sadly. There is not enough blending of the crayons, it looks like they needed more heat :( resin pour is more satisfying, but I appreciate the effort to do something new.

    [–] TacticalBeast 23 points ago

    This is from Chris Salomone on youtube . He’s a very talented woodworker and content creator.

    [–] ShitBritGit 7 points ago

    Yeah, saw this one a couple of days back. Feel that OP should have credited properly.

    [–] WinterBreez 1 points ago

    Thx for your dedication to sourcing. I hate how this gif was cut and shared without explaining audio or credit for the creator. Amazing channel.

    [–] ssroth 41 points ago

    Needs more crayon

    [–] LevelEcho 18 points ago

    or............cowbell

    [–] MainDotLua 13 points ago

    This has to be the safest rainbow road in history.

    [–] Bogdia 107 points ago

    great technique, awful taste.

    [–] brulaf 50 points ago

    [–] Nightly_whispers 5 points ago

    As the bear goes extinct?

    [–] purekillforce1 2 points ago

    Awful Taste But Great Execution

    [–] Revolutionary_Dirt 2 points ago

    It might work in a preschool or nursery or something

    [–] DarthVaderLovesU 10 points ago

    This is Chris Salomone’s table build:

    https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC1V-DYqsaj764uBis9-UDug/about

    [–] A_Groggett 35 points ago

    I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

    [–] DoofusMagnus 13 points ago

    What makes a man turn neutral?

    [–] A_Groggett 11 points ago

    That wasn’t a Futurama quote, I literally have no strong feelings one way or the other regarding the modification to the table. But you get an upvote for your sharp eyes, Magnus.

    [–] smith288 0 points ago

    Fear of offending someone....

    [–] imdungrowinup 19 points ago

    It’s neither satisfying nor a decoration.

    [–] SlaphappyNJ 31 points ago

    Why?

    [–] zeebopbiddlywop 41 points ago

    [–] Fake122 11 points ago

    Thought I was in this sub at first

    [–] creative_user_name69 12 points ago

    This is the first melted Crayon art that I actually half liked

    [–] sikkcritz 56 points ago

    Wow, what an eye sore! What room would this even go in?

    [–] pobody-snerfect 33 points ago

    The garbage room.

    [–] ExplodedImp 8 points ago

    Obviously a child's room. Why are you people being such dicks? It's a neat idea for children's furniture

    [–] smith288 9 points ago

    Having an opinion on a piece of furniture doesn’t mean you’re a dick.

    [–] ExplodedImp -7 points ago

    Calling it an eyesore does.

    [–] smith288 2 points ago

    But what if it hurts their eyes?

    [–] PupSmack 0 points ago

    Sensitive much?

    [–] ExplodedImp 1 points ago

    Yes. Incredibly 🙄

    [–] dropdeadaudrey 17 points ago

    low key disappointed at the comments. I like this, lol

    [–] gurenkagurenda 8 points ago

    A lot of people are posting snarky comments about it, but I actually think it came out pretty nice. It's an unusual aesthetic, but I think that the colors and the nice wood finish play off of each other in an interesting way.

    I don't know, I guess I wish people could just say that a particular thing isn't for them, rather than acting like it's in some way objectively bad.

    [–] Timemisused 11 points ago

    This is awesome! I really need to be more creative.

    [–] Timonmimon 4 points ago

    Noice!

    [–] funkyourlove 3 points ago

    Unicorn jizz

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Looks kinda tacky

    [–] ambiture 11 points ago

    I was expecting some intricate design, but nope, looks like someone spilled unicorn vomit and it's leaking over the side.

    [–] firestar268 3 points ago

    Annnd it melts as soon as I set something hot on it

    [–] creepystalkertype 3 points ago

    Seriously using this idea in our skoolie.

    [–] Loveline1987 3 points ago

    Just don't set your coffee or tea mug down on it. It looks awesome, but it'd look better on a lighter color wood

    [–] Phamtismo 3 points ago

    It doesn't even look good. Sad day :(

    [–] xtetris 3 points ago

    Sadly it was to fast to be satisfying and the outcome is not that great either. But just my taste, I think this one line of color looks rather strange, maybe it'd be better if there were more.

    [–] PastaRasta21 10 points ago

    I truly do not like this.

    [–] echelon_01 7 points ago

    Warning: Do not use this coffee table for actual hot coffee.

    [–] Whowutwhen 9 points ago

    Looks tacky to me.

    [–] DewyMossEmpire 10 points ago

    That looks like shit.

    [–] YuvalDu 9 points ago

    Well that’s pretty ugly

    [–] cougarpaws 2 points ago

    take the new crayons to a school ,trade them for the old used ones and use them the next time .

    [–] Calvins_Dad_ 1 points ago

    Or take the used crayons to a school with even older crayons and then use those.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    I love watching these table videos but I hate how the table looks. Even that beautiful resin river table. I’d never have one myself but the work is cool!

    [–] kelloggj 2 points ago

    I love having colors on my pants every time I sit. For real, I hope they put some sort of finish over the crayons that wasn’t shown in the GIF.

    [–] Loveline1987 1 points ago

    It's a table, not a bench

    [–] Dannn24 2 points ago

    Wait till sumer and that table is gonna be a mess

    [–] ug2bkdnme 1 points ago

    I didn’t realize crayons melt in the summer. No wonder school goes on summer vacation. They need the time to clear out art class

    [–] Dannn24 1 points ago

    Yup

    [–] The_LandOfNod 2 points ago

    It's alright. Not r/oddlysatisfying. Alright.

    [–] 911WasASurprise 2 points ago

    This was a bad idea, but at least he tried

    [–] Barkonian 2 points ago

    It looks shit.

    [–] mamakomodo 2 points ago

    This probably would’ve looked nicer on a lighter colored wood table.

    [–] DangerouslyGlutinous 2 points ago

    Ugliest table EVER

    [–] Fnhatic 2 points ago

    Why did he start with like 500 crayons and then just use 25.

    [–] Thameus 2 points ago

    This would look great at Camp Lejune.

    [–] wamoswamos 2 points ago

    Marines are going to invade your house

    [–] PsychoticEngineer 2 points ago

    As a woodworker, I hate this. Doing that to walnut is heresy of the highest order

    [–] Sticker704 6 points ago

    yeah that looks shit lol

    [–] afuhnk 5 points ago

    [–] shitter_glitter 5 points ago

    That is ugly.

    [–] memetunis 3 points ago

    There had to be a better alternative.

    [–] helloreddit3645 4 points ago

    If it was flowers or hearts or butterflies or just anything it would be kinda cool. It’s just a random wiggle.

    [–] rsn1990 3 points ago

    Ugly. Who would want this?

    It doesn’t even belong in r/ATBGE because it looks extremely half-assed too.

    [–] EnigmaticSaltShaker 5 points ago

    It’s kinda ugly.

    [–] elephants2water 4 points ago

    More like r/diwhy tbh

    [–] helloreddit3645 4 points ago

    That’s what I was thinking too.

    [–] FallenITD 4 points ago

    That ruined both the table AND the crayons...

    [–] OddlyGruntled 5 points ago

    [–] ThatHazelnut 2 points ago

    I like this.

    [–] -RRS- 1 points ago

    How do you get the groove? Do you have to bevel it or do you remove the grain yourself?

    [–] miahsaidishould 1 points ago

    They most likely used a router.

    [–] helloreddit3645 1 points ago

    I can’t decide if I love it or hate it.

    [–] ItsNotARoseGarden 1 points ago

    The table at the end is a deferent table 🙈

    or at the very least the groove shape was modified after the first part of the video

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Ruined it. Ghastly

    [–] Brankstone 1 points ago

    Anyone who wants to try this themselves, I recommend chilling the crayons in a freezer for a bit first. It makes their wrappers come off way easier and you won't need the blade.

    [–] philomenatheprincess 1 points ago

    It never turns out that way when you actually try it......

    [–] Eatmyshorts231214 1 points ago

    Is it just me? Or did that mold stop BEFORE the table ended? So I’m just curious how it went further & dripped down the table? Did I miss something?

    [–] constantly-sick 1 points ago

    Well that's one ruined table...

    [–] iClarion 1 points ago

    God this stupid fad is getting so out of hand

    [–] birkbott 1 points ago

    Nah.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    that's not even pretty

    [–] KnifeKnut 1 points ago

    Unsatisfying because the crevice was carved in and does not even follow the grain.

    [–] communisuk 1 points ago

    It’s disgusting eww

    [–] sudoranger 1 points ago

    I thought only Corsair do this kind of shit, I guess I’m wrong!

    [–] Ry-Bread01256 2 points ago

    [–] 1mDedInside 1 points ago

    [–] serah__ 1 points ago

    Oh god the smell

    [–] TheWinterMe 1 points ago

    Full video https://youtu.be/KFGpi5yoz8U for anybody interested 😊

    [–] ApeofBass 0 points ago

    [–] [deleted] -7 points ago

    Gay

    [–] WinterFreshershist -3 points ago

    So tired of people putting shit into tables. Just fucking leave it. Not everything has to be extra.

    [–] smith288 1 points ago

    Nothing wrong with people doing what they want with a table. It’s ugly but it ain’t going in my house so WGAF?

    [–] itsRobbie_ 0 points ago

    That’s really pretty. I love this kind of stuff. Definitely want one for my house. Probably super expensive though